The slimmer-but-still-substantial Caption Contest carries on.

Send up to three entries to page2@post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest, Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh, PA 15222.

Please include your address and neighborhood. Deadline: Dec. 24. The top three writers receive a snow-worthy PG umbrella and publication here in two weeks.

First Place
"The last thing I remember was the final score -- Pitt 13, West Virginia 9 -- and the next thing I know, I'm here talking to you."
Robert Kordella, Mt. Lebanon

Second Place
"I love you, John, but I just can't live in your world."
Cliff Kirschner, Cheswick

Third Place
Satan saw this coming when the Post-Gazette endorsed a Republican for mayor.
Mike Connell, Greenfield

First Published: December 16, 2007, 10:00 a.m.