Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.
CapCon 228's red carpet interview drew lots of fashion references the judges liked (click on second image to view), and they ended up crowning as champion an entrant who hadn't been in our winners circle since 2006. So never give up hope of winning, and take a look at the CapCon illustration 229 to see if a light bulb goes on in your head for clever ideas.
Send up to three entries to firstname.lastname@example.org or mail to: Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222. Please include name and address and identify your municipality or Pittsburgh city neighborhood. Deadline: Feb. 10. Winners receive a PG umbrella, the perfect Valentine's Day's gift for young and old lovers alike.
Winners of CapCon 228
"I decided to wear Oscar de la Renta this year."
"Who am I wearing? Why don't you ask him yourself?"
"First I'd like to thank my manager who stuck with me for all these years."