CapCon 185's animal encounter returned a man with an animal name, Robert Wolf, to the winner's circle for an amazing fourth championship since November. Click on second image above to see. Plus, the judges even gave another of his three entries the nod for third place. The Stanton Heights resident could open his own umbrella store by now, presumably, so please try to get one of your own from us by putting words to what's going on the woods and winning CapCon 186.
Send up to three entries to firstname.lastname@example.org or mail to: Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222. Please include name and address and identify your municipality or city neighborhood. Deadline: June 18. Winners receive a PG umbrella, and remember, just like the Miss USA pageant, the caption contest is open to everyone including transgender individuals.
"You can bark as loud as you like, but you're not getting the newspaper until I'm done with it."
Robert Wolf, Stanton Heights
"He chews shoes, gets into the neighbors' garbage, barks non-stop, yet they keep me in a cage."
Mark Crowley, Plum
"If we were a stereo, I'd be the tweeter and he'd be the woofer."
Robert Wolf, Stanton Heightsintelligencer