Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.
CapCon 189's therapeutic illustration led to a first-time champion and a pair of runners-up who had never placed among the top contenders before, and such turnover always puts the judges in a happy place. Click on second image above to see. We look forward to creative competition among caption veterans and newcomers alike in CapCon 190, so take off your shoes, put your feet up and give it a try.
Send up to three entries to email@example.com or mail to: Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222. Please include name and address and identify your municipality or city neighborhood. Deadline: Aug. 13. Winners receive a PG umbrella, which you might find useful on your way to PNC Park to attend a World Series game in October.
Winners of CapCon 189
"What do you mean you want to lower my Prozac dose?"
Dave Matta, Shadyside
"And how does that make you peel?"
Steven Anolik, McCandless
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