Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.
There seemed to be a lone holdout on the jury in CapCon 307 [click on second image], and our cracked team of caption writers figured out why. Results are below.
CapCon308 is more seasonal. That looks like an ice sculptor to us, but what is the artist thinking? Send up to three caption possibilities, either via email to page2@post-gazette.com or real mail to Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 358 North Shore Drive, Suite 300, Pittsburgh, Pa. 15212. Include name and address and identify your municipality or Pittsburgh city neighborhood. Entries must be received by midnight Sunday Feb. 19. Winners get a Post-Gazette coffee mug suitable for holding melted ice sculptures.
Winners of CapCon 307
First Place
“This is what happens when we pick the jury on Facebook.”
Tony Bittner, Downtown
Second Place
“Maybe you shouldn't have called him ‘that emoji-faced jagoff without a nose’.”
Bill Dorner, Indianapolis
Third Place
“Bummer! He was Mr. Smiley Face when we picked him.”
Ed Wintermantel, Mount Washington
First Published: February 12, 2017, 5:00 a.m.
