A football ref walks into a bar. CapCon 305 [click on second image] allowed readers to provide a punch line to that setup, and our cracked team of entrants did not disappoint.
CapCon306 is different. That could be a Joan Baez disciple playing the guitar, but what’s that thing on the stool beside her? Your guess might be better than anyone’s. Send up to three caption possibilities, either via email to page2@post-gazette.com or by real mail to Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 358 North Shore Drive, Suite 300, Pittsburgh, Pa. 15212. Include name and address and identify your municipality or Pittsburgh city neighborhood. Entries must be received by midnight Sunday Jan. 22. Winners get a Pittsburgh Post-Gazette coffee mug that can also be used for whatever that guy in the last contest was drinking.
First Place
“Don’t you think your wingman is being a bit presumptuous?”
Henry Lenard, Bellevue
Second Place
“That means our table is ready. Welcome to Pittsburgh.
Dave Hatfield, Marshall
Third Place
Patrons at the local bar in Cleveland were puzzled by this strange gesture.
Jim Sciulli, Forest Hills
First Published: January 15, 2017, 5:00 a.m.