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"Well, you're certainly qualified. However, I feel that I must caution you about working here in a dart factory."

Tony Vega, Shippenville

"Congratulations! You are the only protestor approved for the G-20 summit!"

Mike Mazur, Oakland

"Yes, I do believe that you were able to get a mortgage with no job, no asset verification and no identification. But that was Florida, sir. This is the real world."

Larry B. Sarver, Sarasota, Fla.

First Published: September 6, 2009, 8:00 a.m.