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Do not let a crucial Steelers Sunday and (dare we hope) a crucial Steelers week get in the way of your shot at a prize. Send your prize-winning caption for Stacy Innerst's topical drawing to Page2@post-gazette.com or Portfolio, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh, PA 15222. Mark your submission "Caption Contest." Include your address and neighborhood or municipality. Deadline is midnight next Sunday, Jan. 22. Results will be revealed in two weeks. You may submit up to three entries per contest.
Now for the results of Caption Contest 18, which had many of you punning with eggs scrambled, easy over or left on your face. Still, just to show it's not pun-averse, our panel did go for some non-egg puns. Our winners receive a copy of "Sports Town: A Look at the Famous Sports Pages of the Post-Gazette."
-- Peter Leo
Portfolio editor
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After his brother's accident, Frank Dumpty began to wonder if there was a genetic explanation for his own senseless, risk-taking behavior.
Dan Whiteside, McDonald
2. Tired of being referred to as "the other Dumpty," younger brother Troy decided he would show the world what a "great fall" really is.
Marty Stewart, Plum
3. Mr. Dumpty liked his Downtown condo until he stepped onto his porch.
Ray Kienzl, Whitehall
HONORABLE MENTION
Years later, after five surgeries, two artificial hips and one year of physical therapy, Humpty was at it again.
Jim Malanos, North Side
High cholesterol.
Judy Moss, Mt. Lebanon
"All the king's horses and all the king's men . . .", tragically, Humpty Dumpty could never quite remember the last line.
T. Wezorek, West Mifflin
Humpty suffers yet another cruel blow when he sees the police rush forward not with a safety net but with a large skillet.
Chuck Setler, Export
The sad case of Humpty Dumpty demonstrates that wearing one's pants up to one's armpits will reduce the flow of blood to the brain and cause disorientation.
Charles Devlin, Whitehall
Question: Was the egg a chicken?
Mark J. Weinstein, Squirrel Hill
Once again, HD found himself on a ledge, not his wall. Those martini bar crawls had to stop.
Carol Constantine, Shadyside
First Published: January 15, 2006, 5:00 a.m.