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The mouthpiece of Moronica, Sarah Palin, likened Vice President Joe Biden's debate performance against Paul Ryan to "watching a musk ox run across the tundra with someone underfoot."
Not bad. And, as I increase my intake of hallucinogenic mushrooms to further comprehend that analogy, I offer the following to describe the sensation of listening to Ms. Palin attempting to speak authoritatively on subjects she knows nothing about: It's like being dragged down a razor-covered highway by a Mack truck driven by Lindsay Lohan that is on a collision course with a flatulent brontosaurus.
With someone underfoot, of course.
First Published October 17, 2012 12:00 am