Television movies for the week of June 17
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TV Movies: June 17-23
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R = Restricted audience
CC = Closed captioned for hearing impaired
Abducted: A Father's Love '96. Chris Noth. An underground mother's group comes to the aid of a man who kidnapped his child from his possibly abusive former wife. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)
Accepted '06. Justin Long. After trying and failing to get into college, a high-school senior and his friends fool parents and peers by creating their own university. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Thu. noon, 10 P.M. (CC)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls '95. Jim Carrey. A sacred white bat's disappearance begets bloodshed between African tribes and puts the goofy pet sleuth on the case. (PG-13) (2:10) TBS: Thu. 10 P.M., 2:10 A.M. (CC)
Adam's Rib '49. Spencer Tracy. Married lawyers clash in and out of court over a woman's right to shoot her husband and his lover. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. noon (CC)
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl '05. Taylor Lautner. A 10-year-old and his imaginary friends try to save a distant planet from the forces of darkness. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Sun. 7:15 A.M. (CC)
The Affair of the Necklace '01. Hilary Swank. An orphaned French aristocrat hatches an elaborate scheme to dupe a cardinal out of a diamond necklace. (R) (2:30) WE: Wed. noon, 2 A.M.
Air Bud: Golden Receiver '98. Kevin Zegers. A golden retriever with a flair for sports helps a boy handle football and the new boyfriend of the boy's widowed mother. (G) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)
Alien Nation: Body and Soul '95. Gary Graham. A murder investigation leads Matt and George to the shocking truth about what happened to the Overseers. (1:30) HBO: Sat. 6:30 A.M.
Alien Nation: Dark Horizon '94. Gary Graham. Based on the TV series. A scout from their home world plans to enslave the Newcomers and Earth's human population. (1:30) HBO: Mon. 6:30 A.M.
Alien Nation: Millennium '96. Gary Graham. Sikes and Francisco investigate a cult in which renegade Newcomers offer spiritual bliss at a deadly price. (1:30) HBO: Fri. 2 P.M.
Alien vs. Predator '04. Sanaa Lathan. Members of an expedition discover two vicious extraterrestrial races dueling to the death in the Antarctic. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 5:30 P.M., 11 P.M.
All My Sons '48. Edward G. Robinson. A man searches for the truth behind allegations that his father sold defective parts to the Army during World War II. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 8 A.M.
American Crime '04. Annabella Sciorra. A news team hunts for a serial killer who stalks victims via videotape and then records the ghastly deed. (R) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 5:40 P.M. (CC)
American Dreamz '06. Hugh Grant. A conniving singer and a sleeper-cell terrorist become finalists on America's hottest TV talent show, which the White House chief of staff has scheduled the president to judge. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 6:10 P.M. (CC)
American Gigolo '80. Richard Gere. A professional Beverly Hills escort falls in love with a big shot's wife and winds up framed for murder. (R) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
American Pie '99. Jason Biggs. Four teenagers nearing graduation make a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. (R) (2:00) USA: Sun. 3 P.M., Mon. noon (CC)
American Tragedy '00. Ving Rhames. O.J. Simpson's lawyers engage in a power struggle while he is on trial for the murder of his ex-wife and her companion. (PG-13) (4:00) LIFE: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
Americano '05. Joshua Jackson. In Spain a recent college graduate encounters a beautiful woman and an enigmatic man who cause him to rethink his future. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
The Amityville Horror '05. Ryan Reynolds. Strange events take place after a family moves into a new house that was the site of several gruesome murders. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 7:55 P.M. (CC)
Anatomy of a Murder '59. James Stewart. A Michigan lawyer and his colleague defend an Army lieutenant who killed the man who raped the officer's wife. (NR) (2:45) TCM: Fri. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
Angel Face '52. Robert Mitchum. A socialite and her chauffeur are accused of killing her father and stepmother. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 7:45 A.M. (CC)
Angels in the Outfield '94. Danny Glover. The manager of the lowly California Angels puts his faith in a boy who can see an angel. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 3:30 A.M. (CC)
Annapolis '06. James Franco. A young man from the wrong side of the tracks realizes his dream of entering the U.S. Naval Academy in Maryland. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 12:20 P.M., 10:50 P.M. (CC)
Another Dawn '37. Kay Francis. A young British officer falls for his commander's wife in the post-World War I Sahara. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 9:45 A.M.
Apr??s Vous ... '03. Daniel Auteuil. An overly helpful headwaiter goes out of the way to help a suicidal man reconcile with his girlfriend. (R) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 5:30 A.M.
Arachnophobia '90. Jeff Daniels. A doctor and his wife buy a California farm with termites and a killer spider from Venezuela. (PG-13) (1:50) SHO: Sun. 11:45 A.M. (CC)
Are You Scared '06. Alethea Kutscher. A psychopath forces six imprisoned teenagers to play deadly games of survival. (R) (1:20) TMC: Tue. 1 A.M. (CC)
Army of Darkness '92. Bruce Campbell. A time-warped supermarket worker fights in medieval England with a chainsaw and a '73 Oldsmobile. (R) (1:45) AMC: Fri. 6:15 P.M., midnight.
Assault on Precinct 13 '05. Ethan Hawke. A cop must arm prisoners to help fend off an attack by gunmen who want to kill a gangster locked away in the crumbling station. (R) (2:30) FX: Sun. 7:30 P.M., Mon. 5:30 P.M., Sat. 8 P.M.
The Associate '96. Whoopi Goldberg. A Wall Street whiz invents a male partner to attract clients for her fledgling investment business. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Fri. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
The Astronaut's Wife '99. Johnny Depp. After her husband loses consciousness during a space mission, a woman realizes he has somehow been changed. (R) (1:55) ENC: Tue. 4:05 P.M. (CC)
Asylum '05. Natasha Richardson. An administrator's bored wife begins a torrid affair with an institutionalized artist who beat his wife to death. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. midnight (CC)
Autumn in New York '00. Richard Gere. A New York restaurateur unexpectedly falls for a free-spirited woman half his age. (PG-13) (2:30) WE: Tue. 12:30 P.M.
Awesome; I F...in' Shot That! '06. Audience members capture the energy and spectacle of a live Beastie Boys concert at New York's Madison Square Garden. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 11:45 A.M., Thu. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
Baby Boy '01. Tyrese Gibson. A misguided 20-year-old juggles various women while dealing with two children and his mother's new boyfriend. (R) (2:30) BET: Fri. 7:30 P.M. (CC)
The Bachelor '99. Chris O'Donnell. A man learns he will inherit $100 million only if he marries before his 30th birthday, 27 hours away. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 2:40 A.M., Mon. 1:50 P.M. (CC)
Back in the Day '04. Ja Rule. A young man slides back into a life of crime after reuniting with a shady acquaintance from his past. (R) (2:30) BET: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
Back to School '86. Rodney Dangerfield. An earthy self-made man divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son's college. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Tue. 5 P.M., Wed. 8 A.M. (CC)
Bad Boys '95. Martin Lawrence. Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever '02. Antonio Banderas. A former FBI agent plays cat-and-mouse games with a deadly and elusive woman after she kidnaps a child. (R) (1:45) TBS: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)
Basic Instinct 2 '06. Sharon Stone. A criminal psychologist falls under the seductive spell of Catherine Trammell, who re-emerges in London on the wrong side of the law. (R) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 10 P.M.
Batman '66. Adam West. Batman and Robin save Gotham City from the Catwoman, Joker, Penguin and Riddler. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 2:15 A.M. (CC)
Batman '89. Jack Nicholson. The Caped Crusader saves dismal Gotham City and gorgeous Vicki Vale from the freaky Joker. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Mon. 11 A.M., Sat. 1:45 P.M. (CC)
Bats '99. Lou Diamond Phillips. Residents of a small Texas town are menaced by hordes of bats that are scientifically engineered to crave human flesh. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 11:35 P.M. (CC)
The Baxter '05. Michael Showalter. A quintessentially nice guy spends two weeks ridden with anxiety before his wedding. (PG-13) (1:35) SHO: Sun. 6:25 A.M., Thu. 11 A.M. (CC)
The BeastMaster '82. Marc Singer. Prehistoric Dar uses ESP with animals to save a slave girl from a sorcerer. (PG) (2:30) SCI-FI: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)
Beat the Drum '03. Junior Singo. A Zulu boy whose village has been devastated by AIDS goes to Johannesburg to find his long-lost uncle. (NR) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 11:15 A.M. (CC)
Beauty Shop '05. Queen Latifah. A determined hairstylist competes with her former boss after opening her own business in Atlanta. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 7 P.M., Sat. 1:30 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)
Behind Enemy Lines '01. Owen Wilson. A Navy admiral orders the rescue of a fighter pilot after the Serbs shoot down his plane in Bosnia. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 10 A.M.
Belly of the Beast '03. Steven Seagal. A former CIA agent goes to Thailand to rescue his daughter and her friend from the clutches of an Islamic terrorist group. (R) (2:00) USA: Tue. 4 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)
Below '02. Matthew Davis. Mysterious events occur aboard a submarine after its crew rescues three survivors from a sunken ship during World War II. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 6 P.M.
The Benchwarmers '06. David Spade. A millionaire helps three nerdy buddies form a baseball team to compete against all the mean Little Leaguers. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Thu. 5:45 A.M., Fri. 4 P.M., 10:45 P.M. (CC)
Beneath the Planet of the Apes '70. James Franciscus. A time-warped astronaut lands on ape-ruled Earth and finds telepathic mutants worshiping an atomic bomb. (G) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)
The Best Sex Ever 7: Touch Me '04. A compilation features sexy tales. (1:25) MAX: Thu. 12:05 A.M. (CC)
Beverly Hills Ninja '97. Chris Farley. A ninja watches out for his portly adopted brother, hired to track a mystery woman's beau in Southern California. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 10 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)
Beware My Lovely '52. Ida Lupino. A widow's house becomes a prison when she learns that the handyman she hired is an escaped psychopath. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 11:15 P.M. (CC)
Bewitched '05. Nicole Kidman. An actual witch and a neurotic movie star land the lead roles in a television remake of the 1960s sitcom. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 9:45 A.M., 8 P.M., 1:15 A.M. (CC)
Big Fat Liar '02. Frankie Muniz. A teenager travels to Los Angeles after a sleazy Hollywood producer turns his school story into a movie. (PG) (1:35) ABCFAM: Sat. 4 P.M., DIS: Mon. 8 P.M., 9:35 P.M. (CC)
Big Fish '03. Ewan McGregor. A young journalist searches for the truth behind the tall tales told by his ailing father. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)
The Big Hangover '50. Van Johnson. A young lawyer struggles to overcome his peculiar drinking problem before it destroys his life. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)
Big Momma's House '00. Martin Lawrence. To protect a woman and her son from a robber, a male FBI agent assumes the guise of a large grandmother. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sat. 12:30 P.M.
Big Momma's House 2 '06. Martin Lawrence. An FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 7:45 A.M., 4:30 P.M., Fri. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
The Big Red One '80. Lee Marvin. A tough U.S. Army sergeant leads four young, inexperienced recruits into the violence-filled fray of World War II. (PG) (2:15) AMC: Wed. 12:15 A.M., Sat. 3:45 P.M. (CC)
Bigger Than the Sky '05. Marcus Thomas. Despite his dismal audition, a man lands the lead role in a community-theater production of "Cyrano de Bergerac." (PG-13) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 8 A.M., Sat. 12:40 P.M. (CC)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey '91. Keanu Reeves. The dopey dudes beat the Grim Reaper in a board-game contest, so he must help them stop their evil robot twins. (PG) (2:00) SPIKE: Mon. 9 A.M.
Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure '07. Animated. Stripped of his powers, Grim races against his nemesis to capture an artifact that can make someone the scariest being alive. (2:00) TOON: Thu. 11 A.M.
Black Dog '98. Patrick Swayze. A trucker with a vehicular manslaughter conviction agrees to drive a suspicious shipment for his boss. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
Black Hawk Down '01. Josh Hartnett. U.S. soldiers take heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia. (R) (3:00) FX: Sun. noon.
Black Rain '89. Michael Douglas. Two New York police detectives take an underworld upstart back to Osaka, Japan. (R) (2:45) AMC: Sun. midnight (CC)
Blame It on the Bellboy '92. Dudley Moore. The names, the mail and the missions of three men get lost in translation at a hotel in Venice. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Wed. 6:40 A.M. (CC)
Blood River '91. Rick Schroder. A cowboy fleeing bounty hunters forms a bond with an old trapper who wants to lure the pursuers across the border. (1:30) MAX: Sun. 3:30 A.M. (CC)
Blood Simple '84. John Getz. A jealous bar owner hires a malevolent private detective to kill his straying wife and her lover. (R) (1:40) SHO: Fri. 4 A.M.
Bloodfist '89. Don "The Dragon" Wilson. A vengeful kickboxer enters a martial-arts tournament with the hope of facing the fighter who killed his brother. (R) (1:25) TMC: Thu. 4:05 A.M.
Bloodfist VII: Manhunt '95. Don "The Dragon" Wilson. An innocent man must try to survive and clear his name after he is falsely accused of killing a police officer. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Fri. 2 A.M.
Blown Away '94. Jeff Bridges. An Irish explosives expert targets an old foe and his family living in Boston. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 9:30 P.M. (CC)
Blue Thunder '83. Roy Scheider. A Los Angeles police pilot commandeers a helicopter equipped with snooping gadgets and trick weapons. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sun. 9 A.M.
Born Yesterday '50. Judy Holliday. A scrap-metal tycoon pays a Washington newsman to make his girlfriend couth. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 2 P.M.
Brain Dead '90. Bill Pullman. A process to erase unhappy memories takes a turn for the worse when a patient loses his mind during surgery. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 3 A.M.
Braveheart '95. Mel Gibson. Enraged by the killing of his wife, Scotsman William Wallace leads a revolt against the tyrannical English king in the 13th century. (R) (4:00) AMC: Sat. 8 P.M.
The Breakup Artist '04. Joseph Lyle Taylor. A man seeks advice from his fiancee's friend on how to end the engagement. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 6:30 P.M., Wed. 11:15 A.M., 5:30 A.M. (CC)
Brokeback Mountain '05. Heath Ledger. In 1960s Wyoming two cowboys begin a secret romance that endures through many years and each one's shaky marriage. (R) (2:15) MAX: Sun. 4:15 P.M. (CC)
A Bronx Tale '93. Robert De Niro. The son of an honest bus driver looks up to a local mob boss amid racial tension in 1960s New York. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 5:30 P.M., Tue. 3 P.M. (CC)
The Brothers Grimm '05. Matt Damon. Itinerant con men become caught in a real fairy tale after several maidens disappear in an enchanted forest. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Tue. 6:35 A.M., 2:05 P.M. (CC)
Bruce Almighty '03. Jim Carrey. After a bad day at work, a frustrated reporter meets God, who endows him with divine powers for one week. (PG-13) (1:59) USA: Sun. 7:01 P.M.
Bruce Almighty '03. Jim Carrey. After a bad day at work, a frustrated reporter meets God, who endows him with divine powers for one week. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Mon. 4 P.M. (CC)
Bubble Boy '01. Jake Gyllenhaal. A teen in a special suit embarks on a cross-country trip to stop the girl he loves from getting married. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN: Sun. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
Bukowski: Born Into This '03. Filmmaker John Dullaghan traces the turbulent life of literary cult figure Charles Bukowski. (R) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 4 A.M. (CC)
Bustin' Bonaparte '04. Luke Gallant. A con man targets residents of a farm in South Africa. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 7:15 A.M. (CC)
Busty Cops 2: More Cops, Bigger Busts '05. Hannah Harper. Three voluptuous women use time travel to fight injustice and wrongdoing. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Mon. 2 A.M. (CC)
The Cable Guy '96. Jim Carrey. An act of kindness brings a jilted architect the unwanted friendship of an unbalanced cable-TV installer. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 12:10 A.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)
Caddyshack '80. Chevy Chase. Oddballs and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
Caddyshack II '88. Jackie Mason. A wealthy but obnoxious businessman tries to get even with the snobbish members of the Bushwood Country Club. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
Camp '03. Daniel Letterle. Teens attend a summer camp in upstate New York for budding actors, dancers and musicians. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)
Candyman 3: Day of the Dead '99. Tony Todd. A nightmare-plagued artist discovers that she is the descendant of the hook-handed killer. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)
Captain John Smith and Pocahontas '53. Anthony Dexter. A young Indian woman pleads with her father to spare the life of a settler. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 10:30 A.M.
Captain Ron '92. Kurt Russell. A salty rogue signs on to steer the yacht of a Chicago businessman and his family in the Caribbean. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)
Car Wash '76. Richard Pryor. A preacher, a cabby, other customers and employees mingle to disco music at a Los Angeles car wash. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 5:20 A.M. (CC)
Career Opportunities '91. Frank Whaley. Two would-be burglars tangle with a night-shift janitor and a comely shoplifter in a supposedly empty department store. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
Carolina '03. Julia Stiles. A novelist and a well-to-do man vie for the affections of a young woman who has a meddling grandmother. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Thu. 3 A.M., Fri. 1 P.M.
The Case of the Curious Bride '35. Warren William. Perry Mason investigates the case of a man thought dead who is blackmailing his newly remarried wife. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
Catwoman '04. Halle Berry. A shy artist acquires feline speed, agility and keen senses following a brush with death. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)
The Caveman's Valentine '01. Samuel L. Jackson. Disturbing images haunt a mentally ill homeless man as he attempts to pin a youth's murder on a celebrated photographer. (R) (2:15) AMC: Thu. midnight (CC)
Cellular '04. Kim Basinger. A young man tries to help a kidnapped stranger after she contacts him on a cell phone. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory '05. Johnny Depp. A poor boy and four spoiled children win a tour through the incredible factory of an odd candy-maker. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Thu. noon (CC)
Children of a Lesser God '86. William Hurt. A teacher falls in love with a gifted but bitter graduate at a Maine school for the deaf. (R) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 3:45 A.M. (CC)
A Child's Wish '97. John Ritter. A family faces a crisis with courage when a beloved daughter is diagnosed with a terminal illness. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. noon (CC)
Chronicle of the Raven '04. Faye Dunaway. In Argentina to sell her family estate, a woman has nightly visions of a ravenous raven that devours parts of her body. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 9:50 A.M. (CC)
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe '05. Tilda Swinton. Children join forces with the lion mystic Aslan to free the land of Narnia from the White Witch's wintry spell. (PG) (2:30) ENC: Wed. noon, 8 P.M., 5:40 A.M. (CC)
The Chronicles of Riddick '04. Vin Diesel. On the run from mercenaries, a fugitive lands on a planet endangered by an invading ruler and his bloodthirsty army. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
Cinderella Man '05. Russell Crowe. Despite a string of losses and injuries, boxer Jim Braddock makes a dramatic comeback and faces champion Max Baer. (PG-13) (2:25) MAX: Thu. 1:35 P.M. (CC)
City of Ghosts '02. Matt Dillon. A New York insurance man travels to Cambodia to locate his partner, who has stolen money from offshore accounts. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 1:15 P.M., Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)
Clean Slate '94. Dana Carvey. Mobsters trail an amnesiac private eye and a mystery woman searching for a priceless coin. (PG-13) (1:50) SHO: Sat. 9:45 A.M., 5 A.M.
Clerks '94. Brian O'Halloran. A 22-year-old clerk takes in a day's worth of customers at a convenience store in New Jersey. (R) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
Cliffhanger '93. Sylvester Stallone. Villains force two Colorado climbers to find three suitcases containing $100 million lost in the Rockies. (R) (2:00) HIST: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
Clive Barker's The Plague '06. James Van Der Beek. Left comatose for 10 years, teenagers awaken to possess strange powers and a thirst for blood. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 5 P.M.
Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation Z.E.R.O. '06. Voices of Ben Diskin. Animated. A group of children must prevent a villain from transforming people into zombies. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Wed. 12:30 P.M.
Commando '85. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A human killing machine and an airline hostess take on an ousted dictator's private army. (R) (1:45) AMC: Sun. 10:15 P.M., Mon. 3:45 P.M.
Confessions of an American Girl '02. Jena Malone. A pregnant teen and her family visit their incarcerated patriarch during an annual picnic for prison inmates. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
Confidence '03. Edward Burns. A con man and his crew swindle a gangster's accountant, then try to repay him by stealing from a crooked banker. (R) (2:00) FX: Thu. 11 A.M.
Cool and the Crazy '94. Jennifer Blanc. A young housewife seeks to inject some excitement into her boring life via a fling with a dangerous street punk. (R) (1:25) TMC: Fri. 11:35 P.M. (CC)
Cool Money '05. James Marsters. An old friend lures a longtime thief back into a life of crime to rob a string of posh New York hotels. (NR) (2:00) USA: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)
Cool Runnings '93. Leon. Two Jamaicans make their way to Calgary as long-shot bobsledders in the 1988 Olympics. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)
Corky Romano '01. Chris Kattan. An assistant veterinarian poses as an FBI agent in order to steal incriminating evidence against his father. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 9:30 A.M., 3:30 P.M. (CC)
The Courtship of Eddie's Father '63. Glenn Ford. A boy uses a peculiar and humorous standard to determine the "perfect" wife for his widowed father. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)
Cow Belles '06. Alyson Michalka. Forced to work for their wealthy father, two teenagers try to save his business when money goes missing. (NR) (2:00) DIS: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)
The Cranes Are Flying '57. Tatyana Samoilova. A Moscow girl loves a World War II soldier but marries a pianist. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 2 A.M.
Crash '04. Sandra Bullock. Racial tensions collide in a collection of intertwined stories involving residents of Los Angeles. (R) (2:00) TMC: Thu. 9:30 P.M. (CC)
CrissCross '92. Goldie Hawn. In 1969 Key West, the 12-year-old son of a waitress/stripper discovers that there are drugs hidden in the fish he is supposed to deliver. (R) (1:50) SHO: Wed. 2:05 P.M.
Critters 2: The Main Course '88. Scott Grimes. The small town of Grover's Bend is once again invaded by carnivorous hairballs from outer space. (PG-13) (1:45) TNT: Fri. 4 A.M. (CC)
Crossed Over '02. Diane Keaton. A grieving mother learns to appreciate life again through her friendship with death-row inmate Karla Faye Tucker. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
Crusader '04. Andrew McCarthy. An unethical reporter uncovers a secret that affects the telecommunications industry. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 3:45 A.M. (CC)
Cry Wolf '47. Errol Flynn. A widow uncovers a macabre secret when she returns to her deceased husband's estate to collect her inheritance. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 3 P.M. (CC)
Cry Wolf '05. Lindy Booth. Mysterious murders occur when students at a prep school invent a story about a serial killer. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
The Curve '98. Matthew Lillard. Two roommates plan to kill a third to take advantage of college policy giving a 4.0 grade to a suicide's roommates. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 7:20 A.M. (CC)
The Da Vinci Code '06. Tom Hanks. A murder in the Louvre Museum and clues in paintings by Leonardo lead to the discovery of a religious mystery that could rock the foundations of Christianity. (PG-13) (2:40) STZ: Tue. 12:50 A.M., Wed. 11:10 A.M., 8:30 P.M., Sat. 12:15 A.M. (CC)
Dagon '01. Ezra Godden. A businessman and his girlfriend arrive in a village inhabited by fishlike creatures which practice human sacrifice. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)
Dances With Wolves '90. Kevin Costner. Costner's epic vision of the American frontier as seen through the eyes of a 19th-century U.S. Cavalry officer. (PG-13) (4:00) AMC: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 2 P.M.
Dangerous Exile '58. Louis Jourdan. A young woman and a daring rascal rescue a king from the guillotine during the French Revolution. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 6:30 A.M.
Danielle Steel's No Greater Love '96. Kelly Rutherford. A young woman struggles to rear her siblings and run the family business after her parents die on the Titanic. (2:00) WE: Sat. 1 P.M.
Danielle Steel's A Perfect Stranger '94. Robert Urich. A guilty conscience plagues a woman who begins to have feelings for another man while her elderly husband is dying. (2:00) WE: Mon. 10 A.M.
Dark Blue '02. Kurt Russell. A rookie policeman objects when his hard-edged partner conspires with his mentor to pin murders on two ex-convicts. (R) (2:30) FX: Sat. 10:30 P.M.
Dark Breed '96. Jack Scalia. A rescue team searching for six missing astronauts battles a threat to Earth from parasitic alien invaders. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)
Date Movie '06. Alyson Hannigan. A hopeless romantic and her British beau face a number of obstacles on their way to the altar. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 6:15 P.M. (CC)
Dawg '02. Denis Leary. In order to inherit $1 million, a heartless womanizer must seek forgiveness from his former conquests. (R) (1:20) HBO: Thu. 5:10 A.M. (CC)
Dawn of the Dead '04. Sarah Polley. A nurse, a policeman and other residents of Milwaukee fight flesh-eating zombies while trapped in a mall. (R) (1:50) STZ: Fri. 4:30 A.M., Sat. 3:30 P.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)
Dead Easy '04. Richard Grieco. An adulterous ad executive decides to have his equally unfaithful wife killed. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 11:50 P.M. (CC)
Dead in the Water '01. Henry Thomas. A teenage femme fatale sets her male boating companions against each other with fatal results. (R) (2:00) WGN: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)
Dead Man on Campus '98. Tom Everett Scott. Two college students try to find a suicidal roommate in order to receive an automatic 4.0 grade average. (R) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 4:40 P.M. (CC)
Deadly Encounter '04. Laura Leighton. Life becomes increasingly dangerous for a woman and her young son when a crazed stranger begins stalking them. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)
Death Hunt '81. Charles Bronson. In the 1930s, a Mountie and a frontier trapper wage an old battle as civilization encroaches on the Canadian wilderness. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 6:15 A.M., Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)
Death to the Supermodels '05. Jaime Pressly. A killer targets a group of models working on a swimsuit shoot on a tropical island. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sat. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
Deep Evil '03. Lorenzo Lamas. An assault team heads into remote Alaska following a distress signal from a top-secret weapons lab. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sat. 11:50 P.M. (CC)
Deep Impact '98. Robert Duvall. Troubled people attempt to mend their lives as they brace themselves for a comet that threatens Earth. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
Deep Valley '47. Ida Lupino. A shy California farm girl falls in love with a fugitive from a chain gang. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
Delta Force II: The Colombian Connection '90. Chuck Norris. A colonel leads Marines on a mission to destroy a Latin drug thug's cocaine cartel. (R) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 3:30 A.M. (CC)
Den of Lions '03. Stephen Dorff. A federal agent of Hungarian descent goes under cover within a gang of Russian mobsters in his native country. (R) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 3:15 A.M. (CC)
Dennis the Menace '93. Walter Matthau. The comic-strip moppet plays pranks on Mr. Wilson, the crotchety fellow who lives next door. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
Dennis the Menace Strikes Again '98. Don Rickles. A devilish boy introduces his grandfather to crotchety neighbor Mr. Wilson and thwarts two con men. (G) (1:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
Designing Woman '57. Gregory Peck. A married sportswriter and fashion designer have clashing friends. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 4 A.M. (CC)
Desolation Sound '05. Helene Joy. A man's mistress is found dead after his wife learns about the affair. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. noon (CC)
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo '99. Rob Schneider. A fish-tank cleaner housesitting for a gigolo destroys a $6,000 aquarium and must come up with a way to pay for it. (R) (2:00) FX: Thu. 8 P.M., 10 P.M.
Deuces Wild '02. Stephen Dorff. Two brothers and their gang battle violent rivals who threaten to destroy their 1950s Brooklyn neighborhood. (R) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 7 A.M. (CC)
The Devil's Rejects '05. Sid Haig. A vengeful sheriff and two bounty hunters track a murderous family on the run. (R) (1:50) TMC: Sat. 10 P.M. (CC)
Diary of a Mad Black Woman '05. Kimberly Elise. A woman must put her life back together after her husband of 18 years abruptly kicks her out of the house. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 7:30 P.M. (CC)
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star '03. David Spade. Hoping to make a comeback, a man stays with a suburban family to prepare for the lead role in a Rob Reiner film. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Tue. 10 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)
Direct Hit '94. William Forsythe. A CIA agent puts himself in danger when he disobeys orders to kill an innocent woman and instead becomes her protector. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 4:30 P.M.
Dirty Dancing '87. Jennifer Grey. A doctor's teenage daughter gets slinky with the dance teacher at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 8:10 A.M. (CC)
Dirty Deeds '05. Milo Ventimiglia. To impress a girl, a high-school senior must perform 10 outrageous challenges in 12 hours. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
Dirty Love '05. Jenny McCarthy. A woman goes on a series of disastrous dates after catching her hunky boyfriend with another lover. (R) (1:40) SHO: Wed. 12:35 A.M. (CC)
Disorderlies '87. The Fat Boys. An elderly millionaire's greedy nephew hires three bumbling nursing home orderlies to drive the old man to his grave. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 5 A.M. (CC)
The Disorderly Orderly '64. Jerry Lewis. A hospital orderly creates havoc by igniting a patient's beard and stealing an ambulance to pursue his girlfriend. (NR) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 6:30 A.M.
Disturbing Behavior '98. James Marsden. High-school students suspect that sinister forces are controlling their too-perfect classmates. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Fri. 2 P.M. (CC)
Dive Bomber '41. Errol Flynn. A squadron commander tests a high-altitude suit developed by Navy doctors to prevent blackout. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)
Dr. Dolittle 2 '01. Eddie Murphy. To save an endangered species, a veterinarian who can talk to animals must reintroduce a performing bear to the wild. (PG) (2:00) FX: Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 10:30 A.M.
Dr. No '62. Sean Connery. Agent 007 foils a SPECTRE madman out to divert rockets from Cape Canaveral. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Fri. 9 P.M. (CC)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story '04. Vince Vaughn. The owner of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Mon. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.
Dog Day Afternoon '75. Al Pacino. A loser robs a Brooklyn bank with his stupid buddy to pay for his lover's sex change. (R) (2:10) MAX: Wed. 4:20 A.M. (CC)
Dogma '99. Ben Affleck. A female descendant of Jesus must stop two fallen angels who, if successful in getting back into heaven, will destroy the world. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Sun. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
Dominion: A Prequel to the Exorcist '05. Stellan Skarsgard. While visiting an excavation site in Cairo, Egypt, a former priest sees signs of demonic possession. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 2 P.M. (CC)
Don't Bet on Blondes '35. Claire Dodd. A gambler stakes everything on his chance of marrying a beautiful young blonde but discovers the odds are against him. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 7 A.M.
Don't Come Knocking '05. Sam Shepard. A washed-up Western star, who drowns his sorrows in drugs, alcohol and young women, continues his destructive behavior until he discovers he may have fathered a child. (R) (2:00) STZ: Tue. 5:15 P.M., 3:30 A.M. (CC)
Doom '05. The Rock. Soldiers use heavy firepower to battle mutants at a high-tech research facility on Mars. (R) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
Down in the Valley '05. Edward Norton. A lawman is suspicious of a charismatic stranger who claims to be a former ranch hand and is wooing his teenage daughter. (R) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 9:30 P.M., Fri. 6 P.M. (CC)
Down to Earth '01. Chris Rock. Accidentally sent to Heaven, a comic returns to Earth in the body of a Manhattan mogul whose family is plotting to kill him. (PG-13) (1:45) TBS: Sat. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
Dreamland '06. Agnes Bruckner. A teenager and her best friend fall for a new resident of their New Mexico trailer park. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 8:45 A.M., 6 P.M., Sat. 8:15 A.M., 5 P.M.
Dreamscape '84. Dennis Quaid. A psychic who can project conscious thoughts into sleepers' dreams discovers a plot to kill the president. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 8:35 A.M. (CC)
Drive Me Crazy '99. Melissa Joan Hart. A preppie and her protest-loving neighbor reluctantly team up to make their ex-partners jealous. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
Drop Dead Gorgeous '99. Kirsten Dunst. Two overbearing mothers try to help their daughters win a beauty contest for the title of Dairy Queen. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 4:45 P.M. (CC)
Drumline '02. Nick Cannon. A young man from Harlem joins a Southern university's marching band but antagonizes the musical director and its leader. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
The Dukes of Hazzard '05. Johnny Knoxville. Bo, Luke and Daisy Duke try to thwart a scheme by Boss Hogg involving a high-profile auto race. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 10:10 A.M. (CC)
The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion! '97. John Schneider. Cousins Bo and Luke Duke race to stop a businesswoman's plans to build a theme park in the middle of Hazzard County. (2:00) CMT: Thu. midnight.
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd '03. Eric Christian Olsen. A corrupt principal puts two teenagers in a class for students with special needs. (PG-13) (1:25) STZ: Thu. 9:40 A.M., 5:35 P.M. (CC)
Earth vs. the Spider '58. Ed Kemmer. Hot-rodding teenagers come to the rescue when a giant spider attacks their Midwestern town. (NR) (1:30) AMC: Fri. 10:15 A.M. (CC)
Edmond '05. William H. Macy. An encounter with a fortuneteller sends a seemingly mild-mannered man on a journey that will ultimately release the rage he has been suppressing all his life. (R) (1:25) TMC: Fri. 2:40 A.M. (CC)
EDtv '99. Matthew McConaughey. A video-store clerk allows a TV executive to film every aspect of his life for 24 hours a day. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Fri. 3:30 A.M., Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
Educating Rita '83. Michael Caine. A British hairdresser pushes her tutor, a professor who hides liquor on his bookcase. (PG) (1:50) TMC: Thu. 11:40 A.M. (CC)
Edward, My Son '49. Spencer Tracy. A businessman's desire to protect his corrupt son's fortune leads to tragedy in this adaptation of the British play. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)
Eight Below '06. Paul Walker. Members of a scientific expedition must leave their beloved sled dogs behind in the frozen wilderness of Antarctica. (PG) (2:05) STZ: Tue. 11:15 A.M., 9 P.M., 5:50 A.M., Fri. 2:20 A.M., Sat. 11:35 A.M., 6:50 P.M. (CC)
Election '99. Matthew Broderick. When a school's goody-two-shoes runs for class president, a teacher/adviser schemes to keep her from winning. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 4:15 P.M. (CC)
11:14 '03. Henry Thomas. The lives of a drunken driver, two co-workers, three teenage troublemakers and others converge in a small town. (R) (1:30) STZ: Thu. 12:50 A.M. (CC)
Enter the Dragon '73. Bruce Lee. A secret agent comes to an opium lord's island fortress with other fighters for a martial-arts tournament. (R) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 10 P.M.
Eraser '96. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Witness Protection Program agent hides a woman who knows about defense-field traitors planning to sell a superweapon. (R) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 10:30 A.M., 9:30 P.M. (CC)
Ever After '98. Drew Barrymore. Treated as a servant by her stepmother, a 16th-century woman wins the heart of the French prince. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 6 P.M. (CC)
Evil Under the Sun
First Published June 15, 2007 7:11 am