The Score: Bonds vs. Yankees

In our world, pitchers hit. And, speaking of hitters, it's a pleasure to welcome baseball's best, Barry Bonds, back to the page as the first two-time participant in our weekly battle of stiffs. Last time around, Bonds jobbed to Jerry Garcia in a Bay Area Bash. This time, in a preview of his first visit to baseball's holy ground (this weekend), Bonds takes on the New York Yankees. Bonds or the Bronx Bombers, talk about a fan's nightmare.

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73 magic number 61 *
1990-92 ... choke yinzer connection 1960 ... clutch
darth vader-esque elbow armor fashionably cool pinstripes
jeff kent wack whitey don zimmer
sid was safe ouch!!! "Ball Four"
rice-a-roni treat hand over the cannoli and get on the floor

the winner?
FUHGEDDABOWDDIT
... THE YANKEES.

And there it is, by the score of 5-2, the Doodle Dandys trounced Homer. Bonds just can't seem to get the job done with the bling, bling on the table ... shocking, we know.