Serenity Now!

July 8, 2008

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INITIAL REACTION TO HEARING THAT THE STEELERS MIGHT BE SOLD:

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Now, take a breath, and repeat after Frank Co-stan-za:

Feel better? Good.

We at BNG understand that immediate reaction to hearing the words "Steelers" and "sold" anywhere in or even around the same sentence would be enough to cause at least run on beta blockers at the local pharmacy, if not firearms, nooses, pitchforks, torches, nooses and other implements suitable for the biggest lynchmob in history.

But based on all available facts -- FACTS, that is -- there is no reason to panic. It appears that the Rooneys are looking for a partner to buy out their other family members' interest in the team, no more, no less. Based on the email we've recieved, most folks grasp this, while others are chiming in from the fringe.



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