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PrintTV Movies: Aug. 22-28
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PG-13 = Not recommended for preteens
R = Restricted audience
CC = Closed captioned for hearing impaired
• Accused at 17 '09. Cynthia Gibb. A woman must save her teenage daughter when the girl's best friend frames her for murder. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
• Adam '09. Hugh Dancy. A tentative romance begins between a young man with Asperger syndrome and a new neighbor, whose parents are apprehensive about the relationship. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Sat. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
• Adoration '08. Scott Speedman. An imaginative high-school student takes a class assignment a step further by putting himself into the story of a failed terrorist plot. (R) (1:45) STZ: Wed. 4 A.M. (CC)
• After Innocence '05. Filmmaker Jessica Sanders interviews seven men who were wrongfully imprisoned until DNA testing set them free. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Air Force One '97. Harrison Ford. Demanding the release of a political prisoner, a terrorist and his gang hijack the U.S. president's plane. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 3:15 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
• The Air I Breathe '07. Forest Whitaker. Inspired by a Chinese proverb, four fables revolve around characters who embody happiness, pleasure, sorrow and love. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 1:10 A.M. (CC)
• Airplane II: The Sequel '82. Robert Hays. The first commercial space shuttle has loony Ted and his former girlfriend bound for the moon. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
• Alibi Ike '35. Joe E. Brown. An eccentric ballplayer known for his unorthodox pitching style finds major-league trouble with a girl and gangsters. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 4:45 A.M.
• Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel '09. Zachary Levi. Now in the care of Dave Seville's nephew Toby, chipmunks Alvin, Simon and Theodore enter a battle of the bands contest to save their school's music program. (PG) (2:00) FX: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 3 P.M.
• The Amateurs '05. Jeff Bridges. A small-town citizen convinces his fellow residents to help him make an amateur porn film. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 4:30 P.M.
• An American Affair '09. Gretchen Mol. An adolescent boy in 1963 Washington, D.C., befriends a beautiful blond neighbor who has ties to President Kennedy. (R) (1:35) SHO: Mon. 11:45 A.M.
• American Pie 2 '01. Jason Biggs. Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls. (R) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 4:30 P.M., Sat. 2:10 P.M., 10:10 P.M. (CC)
• American Pie Presents: Beta House '07. John White. Michigan collegians pledge a wild fraternity that has an intense rivalry with another Greek organization. (NR) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 3 P.M., Sat. 8:45 A.M. (CC)
• America's Sweethearts '01. Julia Roberts. A publicist tries to convince the press that the feuding co-stars of a new movie are still in love. (PG-13) (1:53) STZ: Tue. 7:30 P.M., Wed. 11:05 A.M. (CC)
• Anaconda '97. Jennifer Lopez. A snake hunter commandeers a documentary crew in the Brazilian jungle, forcing them to battle a monster boa. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 8:35 A.M., Fri. 3:20 A.M., STZ: Thu. 7:20 A.M. (CC)
• Analyze This '99. Robert De Niro. To get a handle on his insecurities, a powerful New York gangster sees a therapist. (R) (2:28) AMC: Thu. 2:02 A.M. (CC)
• Anatomy of a Murder '59. James Stewart. A Michigan lawyer and his colleague defend an Army lieutenant who killed the man who raped the officer's wife. (NR) (3:00) TCM: Thu. 10:30 P.M. (CC)
• Angel Heart '87. Mickey Rourke. A satanic figure sends a private eye to 1955 New Orleans, home of a voodoo priestess. (R) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 1 P.M.
• The Animal '01. Rob Schneider. When an inept policeman receives animal organs as transplants, he begins to exhibit traits of the donors. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 10 A.M.
• Annapolis '06. James Franco. A young man realizes his dream of entering the U.S. Naval Academy in Maryland. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Annihilation Earth '09. Luke Goss. Two scientists must save the planet when terrorists destroy a supercollider. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)
• Another You '91. Richard Pryor. A paroled Hollywood con man's community service is to baby-sit a chronic liar recently released. (R) (1:35) ENC: Wed. 3 P.M. (CC)
• The Answer Man '09. Jeff Daniels. The grouchy, reclusive author of an enormously popular book on spirituality falls in love with his sunny chiropractor. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 9:15 A.M. (CC)
• Any Given Sunday '99. Al Pacino. A football head coach and an aging quarterback clash with the new, contemporary, money-oriented owner of their team. (R) (2:40) MAX: Sat. 2:20 P.M. (CC)
• Arachnid '01. Alex Reid. A pilot and her crew encounter giant spiders while searching for her brother on an island. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 3 A.M.
• Assassins '95. Sylvester Stallone. A veteran hit-man contends with a crazy upstart and bad memories while embarking on his final assignment. (R) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. 5:30 P.M.
• Asunder '98. Blair Underwood. After losing his pregnant wife in a freak accident, a man wants to destroy the marriage of a friend who was once his lover. (R) (2:00) BET: Sat. 10 P.M.
• August '08. Josh Hartnett. The co-founder of an Internet company tries to win back his lover, while his business teeters on the brink of disaster. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 1 P.M.
• Australia '08. Nicole Kidman. An English aristocrat and a cattleman drive a herd across the Australian Outback to save her ranch from a hostile takeover. (PG-13) (2:45) HBO: Thu. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
• Autopsy '08. Robert Patrick. Survivors of a car crash encounter crazed staffers at a rural Louisiana hospital. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)
• B-Girl '09. Julie Urich. A young woman overcomes obstacles to compete in underground break-dancing. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 10 P.M.
• Baby, the Rain Must Fall '65. Steve McQueen. A paroled singer returns to his wife and daughter in Texas but cannot stay out of trouble. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 6 A.M.
• Bait '00. Jamie Foxx. A U.S. Treasury investigator uses an unsuspecting petty criminal as bait to catch a security hacker who stole $40 million in gold bullion. (R) (2:00) BET: Fri. 1 P.M.
• Bait Shop '08. Bill Engvall. The owner of a small-town bait shop competes in a fishing tournament for the prize money to save his business. (PG) (1:55) USA: Fri. 1:35 A.M. (CC)
• Bangkok Dangerous '08. Nicolas Cage. On a mission to carry out a series of contract killings, a hit man becomes a street punk's unlikely mentor and begins a tentative romance with a shop girl. (R) (1:40) SHO: Tue. 2:35 A.M. (CC)
• Bardelys the Magnificent '26. John Gilbert. Silent. A case of mistaken identity causes problems for Bardelys. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 10:15 P.M.
• Batman & Robin '97. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Batgirl joins the caped crusaders to stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from wreaking revenge upon the world. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)
• Becket '64. Richard Burton. King Henry II argues over church and state with Thomas a Becket in the 12th century after naming him archbishop of Canterbury. (PG-13) (2:45) TCM: Sat. 11:45 A.M. (CC)
• Bedtime Stories '08. Adam Sandler. A hotel handyman tries to make the most of the situation when he learns that the outlandish tales he tells his niece and nephew are coming true. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 11 A.M., 8 P.M., 3:35 A.M. (CC)
• Beverly Hills Chihuahua '08. Piper Perabo. A pampered pooch from Beverly Hills must rely on help from scrappy Mexican street dogs after she is accidentally separated from her caretaker. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Mon. 4:45 A.M., Tue. 1 P.M., 3:45 A.M. (CC)
• Beverly Hills Ninja '97. Chris Farley. A ninja watches out for his portly adopted brother, hired to track a mystery woman's beau in Southern California. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
• Beyond the Gates '05. John Hurt. In 1994 Rwanda, a priest and a teacher at a secondary school get caught up in the genocidal conflict between the Hutu and the Tutsi. (R) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 2:25 P.M.
• Bicentennial Man '99. Robin Williams. With the help of the family he works for, a robot goes on a 200-year quest to become human. (PG) (2:20) ENC: Mon. 12:15 P.M. (CC)
• The Big Chill '83. William Hurt. Ex-college friends reunite in a big house after a funeral, to play old records and talk. (R) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 4:10 P.M. (CC)
• Big Fan '09. Patton Oswalt. A football fan meets his idol in a New York strip club, where his rabid devotion is put to the test and events take a suddenly violent turn. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 11:30 A.M., Fri. 5 P.M., 4 A.M. (CC)
• Big Fat Liar '02. Frankie Muniz. A teenager travels to Los Angeles after a sleazy Hollywood producer turns his school story into a movie. (PG) (1:30) STZ: Fri. 4:35 P.M., Sat. 10:50 A.M. (CC)
• The Big Parade '25. John Gilbert. Silent. An American soldier has a fling with a Frenchwoman but saves his real enthusiasm for combat. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 8 P.M.
• The Big Sleep '46. Humphrey Bogart. Raymond Chandler's private eye Philip Marlowe follows two wealthy sisters through a maze of murders. Unedited version. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Black Hawk Down '01. Josh Hartnett. U.S. soldiers take heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia. (R) (2:30) STZ: Wed. 11:50 P.M., Thu. 3:15 P.M. (CC)
• Black Knight '01. Martin Lawrence. An underachiever in Los Angeles time-travels to 14th-century England and battles an evil king. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 6:30 A.M., 5:45 P.M. (CC)
• Blessed '04. Heather Graham. A woman unknowingly becomes pregnant with Satan's spawn after she and her husband visit a fertility clinic. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sat. 9 P.M., 12:15 A.M.
• Blind Date '87. Kim Basinger. A Los Angeles bachelor attends a company dinner with a stranger who gets silly when she drinks. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 1 P.M.
• Blindness '08. Julianne Moore. A doctor's wife is one of the only individuals immune to a strange epidemic that causes people to lose their eyesight. (R) (2:05) ENC: Thu. 12:10 A.M. (CC)
• Blood Alley '55. John Wayne. The daughter of a slain American convinces a sea captain to help a village of Chinese peasants escape the communists. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 10 A.M.
• Blood Work '02. Clint Eastwood. A former FBI agent comes out of retirement to find the killer who murdered his heart donor. (R) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 10:30 A.M.
• Blow '01. Johnny Depp. In the 1970s a man works with Colombian smugglers to establish the cocaine business in the United States. (R) (2:05) STZ: Mon. 5 P.M., Tue. 1:20 P.M. (CC)
• Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again '04. Comics Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White perform in front of a live audience. (NR) (2:30) CMT: Sun. 9 P.M.
• Blue Crush '02. Kate Bosworth. A maid falls for an NFL quarterback while preparing for an upcoming surfing competition in Hawaii. (PG-13) (2:00) MTV: Sat. 8 P.M.
• Blue Steel '90. Jamie Lee Curtis. A police rookie loses her badge, gains a boyfriend and hunts a killer who uses a.44-caliber Magnum. (R) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 3:35 A.M. (CC)
• Bolt '08. Voices of John Travolta. Animated. Thinking he has real superpowers, the canine star of a hit TV show travels cross-country from Hollywood to New York to rescue his owner and co-star. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 12:40 P.M., 5:20 A.M. (CC)
• Bond of Silence '10. Kim Raver. A woman seeks answers when her husband dies while trying to subdue teenage partygoers. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 9 P.M., Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)
• The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day '09. Sean Patrick Flanery. The MacManus brothers return to Boston to avenge the murder of their priest. (R) (2:05) STZ: Mon. 3:05 A.M. (CC)
• The Box '09. Cameron Diaz. A husband and wife receive a simple wooden box which will grant them $1 million, but simultaneously, it will cause the death of someone elsewhere in the world. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 8:30 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
• The Boys & Girl From County Clare '03. Colm Meaney. A traditional music competition rekindles a rivalry between two estranged brothers from Ireland. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 2:30 P.M., Sat. 3:35 P.M.
• The Break '97. Stephen Rea. An IRA terrorist escapes from jail and flees to New York, where he unsuccessfully tries to avoid political causes. (R) (1:55) TMC: Mon. 1 P.M., Thu. 6:20 P.M.
• Bride Wars '09. Kate Hudson. After a clerical error schedules their weddings on the same day, two longtime best friends declare all-out war on each other. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
• Bright Leaf '50. Gary Cooper. A tobacco tycoon grows increasingly wealthy until a man he took advantage of returns seeking revenge. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. midnight.
• Broken Arrow '96. John Travolta. An Air Force pilot matches wits with a renegade colleague who is threatening to detonate a pair of nuclear warheads. (R) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 11:40 P.M. (CC)
• Brothers at War '09. Filmmaker Jake Rademacher embeds himself with four combat units, as he documents his brothers' experiences as soldiers in Iraq. (R) (1:50) TMC: Sat. 5:10 P.M. (CC)
• The Brothers Solomon '07. Will Arnett. To fulfill their dying father's wish for a grandchild, two socially inept siblings embark on a mission to find mates and start families. (R) (2:00) FX: Sun. 8 A.M.
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer '92. Kristy Swanson. Valley girl Buffy departs from cheerleading to train with her recruiter for a vampire invasion. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 9:40 P.M., Fri. 6:45 A.M., 1:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Busher '19. Charles Ray. Silent. A small-time baseball pitcher must redeem himself after success goes to his head. (NR) (1:00) TCM: Tue. 6 A.M.
• The Business of Being Born '07. Narrated by Ricki Lake. Advocates of natural childbirth discuss the benefits of home birth as opposed to hospital delivery. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 3:20 A.M.
• Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! '09. Nikki Nova. Sexy policewomen maintain law and order while investigating a train robbery. (NR) (1:15) MAX: Fri. 12:15 A.M. (CC)
• Butterfield 8 '60. Elizabeth Taylor. A Manhattan call girl has a tragic affair with a rich married man. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 6 P.M. (CC)
• The Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations '09. Rachel Miner. A young man who can time-travel tries to solve his girlfriend's murder. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Fri. 8 A.M.
• The Cable Guy '96. Jim Carrey. An act of kindness brings a jilted architect the unwanted friendship of an unbalanced cable-TV installer. (PG-13) (2:15) COMEDY: Sat. 4:45 P.M. (CC)
• Call Girl Wives '04. Amanda Auclair. Neglected housewives take jobs at a brothel for kicks and cash. (NR) (1:25) TMC: Tue. 2:40 A.M.
• Cannonball Run II '84. Burt Reynolds. J.J. McClure, his mechanic and other veteran competitors enter another cross-country auto race. (PG) (2:30) CMT: Mon. 2 P.M., 10 P.M.
• Capone '75. Ben Gazzara. Diseased gangster Al Capone builds an underworld empire with Tommy guns in 1920s Chicago. (R) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 4:50 A.M. (CC)
• Captain Hates the Sea '34. Victor McLaglen. Passenger problems overflow on the skipper of an ocean liner. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 4 A.M.
• Cat City '09. Rebecca Pidgeon. A philandering husband, a mysterious stranger and a shady casino deal lead to greed and violence. (R) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 1:45 P.M. (CC)
• Category 6: Day of Destruction '04. Thomas Gibson. Residents of Chicago deal with a national blackout just as three extreme weather systems collide over the city. (4:00) SYFY: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
• Celine '91. Isabelle Pasco. An orphan French heiress learns about yoga and God from the nurse who saves her from suicide. (NR) (2:00) WE: Fri. 11 A.M. (CC)
• Changeling '08. Angelina Jolie. After her son is kidnapped and later found, a woman insists that the boy who was returned to her is not her child. (R) (2:30) HBO: Tue. 3:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Charge of the Light Brigade '36. Errol Flynn. British Lancers vow revenge after villainous Surat Khan slaughters every man, woman and child at their outpost. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)
• Charlie's Angels '00. Cameron Diaz. Three private detectives try to rescue a kidnapped computer pro whose voice-ID software would threaten global security. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 12:30 A.M. (CC)
• Cheaper by the Dozen 2 '05. Steve Martin. While on vacation, Tom Baker discovers old rival Jimmy Murtaugh and his family are also there; the Bakers and Murtaughs find themselves in less-than-friendly competition. (PG) (2:00) FX: Fri. 6 P.M., Sat. 1 P.M.
• Children of Men '06. Clive Owen. When infertility threatens mankind with extinction, a disillusioned bureaucrat becomes the unlikely champion in the fight for the survival of Earth's population. (R) (2:00) USA: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Choke '08. Sam Rockwell. Destitute, a sex addict fakes choking in expensive restaurants, whose patrons "save" him, then fund his hospitalized mother's care. (R) (1:35) HBO: Thu. 1 A.M. (CC)
• The Chosen '81. Robby Benson. Two boys become friends in 1940s Brooklyn despite their fathers: a Zionist professor and a Hasidic rabbi. (PG) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 6 A.M., Fri. 7 A.M.
• The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe '05. Tilda Swinton. Children join forces with the lion mystic Aslan to free the land of Narnia from the White Witch's wintry spell. (PG) (3:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Claim '00. Peter Mullan. Twenty years after a town's founder trades his wife and daughter for a gold claim, the two arrive in his town. (R) (2:10) TMC: Thu. 4:50 A.M.
• Class Act '92. Christopher Reid. Two disparate high-school newcomers trade places, find girlfriends and don't want to trade back. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Thu. 1 P.M.
• Cleavagefield '09. Amy Ried. Naked and scared women run from a monster in Los Angeles. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Wed. 11:50 P.M. (CC)
• Click '06. Adam Sandler. An overworked architect obtains a universal remote that allows him to control the world around him. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 4 P.M.
• Close Encounters of the Third Kind '77. Richard Dreyfuss. An Indiana lineman and other UFO sighters, beleagured by earlier incidents, finally have documented contact with space aliens. (PG) (2:20) TMC: Thu. 9:40 A.M.
• Coal Miner's Daughter '80. Sissy Spacek. Kentucky teen Loretta Webb marries Doolittle Lynn and becomes country singer Loretta Lynn. (PG) (2:45) CMT: Thu. 2 P.M., 9 P.M.
• The Cobweb '55. Richard Widmark. The director of a psychiatric clinic presides over the crisis of selecting new curtains for the library. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Wed. noon (CC)
• Cocktail '88. Tom Cruise. The hottest bartender in Manhattan leaves his partner, goes to Jamaica and falls for a nice girl. (R) (2:00) E!: Thu. 9 P.M., Fri. 5 P.M.
• College '08. Drake Bell. Three high-school seniors spend a wild weekend with members of Fairmont University's rowdiest fraternity. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 1:05 A.M. (CC)
• Coming to America '88. Eddie Murphy. Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to New York with his royal sidekick to find a true-love bride. (R) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
• Commando '85. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A human killing machine and an airline hostess take on an ousted dictator's private army. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
• The Commissioner '98. John Hurt. A disgraced British politician's life is endangered when he prevents a shady corporate merger. (NR) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 11 A.M.
• The Competition '80. Richard Dreyfuss. Two classical pianists fall in love while competing against each other for a coveted music prize. (PG) (2:30) TCM: Thu. 3:30 A.M.
• Confessions of a Shopaholic '09. Isla Fisher. A compulsive shopper who is drowning in debt lands a job as an advice columnist for a financial magazine. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 4:30 P.M., 1:05 A.M., Fri. 8 P.M., 3 A.M., Sat. 12:20 P.M. (CC)
• Confidential Agent '45. Charles Boyer. During the Spanish Civil War, an agent on a mission to purchase coal meets with murder and counterspies. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)
• Coyote Ugly '00. Piper Perabo. A woman finds her dreams of singing sidelined by the notoriety she receives as a New York City barmaid. (NR) (2:00) E!: Sat. 8 P.M.
• Crashing '07. Campbell Scott. A middle-aged author cures his writer's block by sleeping with two collegians. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. noon (CC)
• Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles '01. Paul Hogan. Mick and his girlfriend return to America and link the mysterious death of a reporter to a movie studio. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 9:30 A.M.
• Crossing Over '09. Harrison Ford. An immigration official and his associates become personally involved in the lives of many people who try to cross the border into the United States. (R) (1:55) SHO: Wed. 2:30 A.M., Sat. 3:15 A.M.
• Cruel Intentions II '00. Robin Dunne. Wicked stepsiblings arrive at a New York prep school. (R) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 2:35 A.M. (CC)
• Dad's in Heaven With Nixon '09. A woman ensures that her autistic young son will become an independent adult. (NR) (1:25) SHO: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)
• The Dark Knight '08. Christian Bale. Batman has to keep a balance between heroism and vigilantism to fight a vile criminal known as the Joker, who would plunge Gotham City into anarchy. (PG-13) (2:45) HBO: Tue. 2:15 P.M. (CC)
• Dark Passage '47. Humphrey Bogart. A San Francisco art student hides a fugitive recovering from underworld plastic surgery. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 8 A.M. (CC)
• Darkness Falls '03. Chaney Kley. The spirit of a woman who was lynched more than 150 years earlier haunts residents of a New England town. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Sat. 12:20 A.M. (CC)
• The Day the Earth Stood Still '08. Keanu Reeves. A woman and her stepson learn the chilling meaning behind the proclamation of an alien visitor that he is a "friend to the Earth." (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 2:20 P.M. (CC)
• The Day They Robbed the Bank of England '60. Aldo Ray. An Irish patriot and his 1901 gang use an old sewer to reach Bank of England gold bullion. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 6 A.M.
• Daylight '96. Sylvester Stallone. An ex-EMS chief leads the rescue of New Yorkers trapped by an explosion in the Holland Tunnel. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
• Days of Wine and Roses '62. Jack Lemmon. A boozing PR man's wife joins him in drinking but not in Alcoholics Anonymous. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Dead One '07. Wilmer Valderrama. A man dies, and an Aztec god reanimates him as a slave. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 6 A.M., 3:15 P.M.
• Dead Poets Society '89. Robin Williams. A teacher at a New England prep school uses unconventional methods to instill spirit into the lives of his students. (PG) (2:10) MAX: Thu. 4:10 P.M. (CC)
• Deal '08. Burt Reynolds. A former card shark finds a way to get back in the game by forming an alliance with an up-and-coming poker player. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 1:30 P.M.
• The Deal '08. William H. Macy. A movie is on hold until its star can be rescued. (R) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 5:40 A.M.
• Death Race '08. Jason Statham. Imprisoned for a murder he did not commit, a three-time speedway champion must compete in a brutal auto race in which the penalty for losing is death. (R) (1:50) MAX: Sun. 6:10 P.M., Fri. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
• Deep in the Valley '09. Chris Pratt. A magic video booth sends two pals to a land of bawdy babes. (R) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 12:30 A.M.
• The Descent '05. Shauna Macdonald. Women on a caving expedition encounter ravenous underground predators that would love to sink their teeth into fresh meat. (NR) (2:30) SYFY: Fri. noon, Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)
• Desert Nights '29. John Gilbert. Silent. Thieves take a diamond-mine manager hostage but need his help when they are stranded in the desert. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 12:30 P.M.
• Designing Woman '57. Gregory Peck. A married sportswriter and fashion designer have clashing friends. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
• Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo '99. Rob Schneider. A fish-tank cleaner housesitting for a gigolo destroys a $6,000 aquarium and must come up with a way to pay for it. (R) (1:30) ENC: Wed. 6:30 P.M., Sat. 3:50 A.M. (CC)
• The Devil Wears Prada '06. Meryl Streep. A recent college graduate lands a job working for a famous and diabolical editor of a New York fashion magazine. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sat. 5 P.M.
• Diamonds Are Forever '71. Sean Connery. James Bond, Agent 007, saves the world from Blofeld's space laser and bikini-clad amazons Bambi and Thumper. (PG) (2:05) ENC: Wed. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
• Dick '99. Kirsten Dunst. Two enraptured high-school girls become President Nixon's official dog-walkers and secret advisers. (PG-13) (2:00) E!: Tue. 1 P.M., Wed. 8 A.M.
• Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star '03. David Spade. Hoping to make a comeback, a man stays with a suburban family to prepare for the lead role in a Rob Reiner film. (PG-13) (2:00) VH1: Sat. 7 P.M.
• Die Another Day '02. Pierce Brosnan. James Bond teams with a beautiful agent to battle a terrorist and a businessman bent on world domination. (PG-13) (3:00) SPIKE: Sun. 9 P.M.
• Disaster Zone: Volcano in New York '06. Costas Mandylor. A geologist and an intrepid band of tunnel workers must save New York from an underground volcano. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Do the Right Thing '89. Danny Aiello. Spike Lee's account of erupting racial tensions on a summer afternoon in a predominantly black Brooklyn neighborhood. (R) (2:30) BET: Fri. 8 P.M., 1 A.M.
• Dodge City '39. Errol Flynn. A Texas cattleman comes to Dodge City, Kan., with his buddies and dons a badge to clean it up. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)
• Domestic Disturbance '01. John Travolta. A troubled boy claims he witnessed his new stepfather commit a murder, prompting his father to investigate. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 5:55 P.M., 5:45 A.M., Fri. 1:55 P.M.
• Domino '05. Keira Knightley. Domino Harvey turns her back on wealth and privilege for the excitement of life as a bounty hunter. (R) (2:10) MAX: Thu. noon (CC)
• Donnie Brasco '97. Al Pacino. An undercover FBI agent uses the patronage of an unwitting mobster to infiltrate the New York Mafia. (R) (2:15) ENC: Tue. 11:45 P.M. (CC)
• Don't You Forget About Me '09. Four filmmakers travel to Illinois to find filmmaker John Hughes. (R) (1:15) ENC: Thu. 6:05 A.M. (CC)
• Double Jeopardy '99. Tommy Lee Jones. While in jail for murdering her husband, a woman discovers he is living under a new identity with their son. (R) (2:00) FX: Thu. 8 P.M., 10 P.M.
• Doubt '08. Meryl Streep. Suspicions of child abuse fuel a traditionalist nun's personal crusade against a popular priest who wants to reform her school's strict customs. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Sun. 3:30 A.M., Mon. 11:10 A.M., 7:05 P.M. (CC)
• Downstairs '32. John Gilbert. A roguish chauffeur blackmails his fellow servants to finance his elopement with the butler's wife. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 6:30 P.M.
• Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! '08. Jim Carrey. Animated. Horton the elephant's friends and neighbors think he has gone crazy when he claims that a tiny community lives on a speck of dust. (G) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 6:30 P.M., Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Drag Me to Hell '09. Alison Lohman. After actions trigger the loss of an old woman's home, an ambitious loan officer finds herself the victim of a powerful curse that will damn her soul for eternity. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 8:15 A.M., 5:15 P.M., Wed. 2 P.M., Sat. 1:45 P.M. (CC)
• Dragonfly '02. Kevin Costner. A doctor believes his late wife is trying to contact him through his patients' near-death experiences. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Dunkirk '58. John Mills. The evacuation of some 300,000 Allied soldiers from Dunkirk is seen from the point of view of the common soldier. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Earthstorm '06. Stephen Baldwin. A man must stabilize the moon to save life on Earth. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 11 P.M.
• The Education of Charlie Banks '07. Jesse Eisenberg. A college student fears the worst when a bully from his high school pays a visit and worms his way into the student's life. (R) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 3 A.M. (CC)
• 8 Seconds '94. Luke Perry. An ex-bull rider trains his son, who becomes the world rodeo champion in 1987 Oklahoma. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
• Enough '02. Jennifer Lopez. After running away fails, a terrified woman empowers herself in order to battle her abusive husband. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)
• El Esp??ritu de la Salsa '10. Dance instructor Tomas Guerrero teaches New Yorkers the salsa in Spanish Harlem. (NR) (:45) HBO: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
• E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial '82. Henry Thomas. A boy's close encounter with an alien stranded on Earth leads to a unique friendship in Steven Spielberg's Oscar-winning film. (PG) (2:00) MAX: Sat. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
• Everyone's Hero '06. Voices of Rob Reiner. Animated. A boy begins a grand journey to return Babe Ruth's baseball bat before the deciding game of the 1932 World Series comes to a close. (G) (2:00) FX: Wed. 8 A.M.
• Executive Decision '96. Kurt Russell. A commando squad must conduct a midair assault upon a hijacked plane loaded with terrorists and a deadly nerve gas. (R) (2:45) TNT: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
• Experiment in Terror '62. Glenn Ford. A woman helps an FBI agent catch the raspy-voiced killer holding her sister. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Thu. noon (CC)
• The Express '08. Dennis Quaid. Under the guidance of Syracuse University football coach Ben Schwartzwalder, Ernie Davis overcomes poverty and prejudice to become the first black man to win the Heisman Trophy. (PG) (2:15) MAX: Thu. 9:45 A.M. (CC)
• Extract '09. Jason Bateman. The owner of a flavor-extract factory suffers a series of personal and professional disasters following a freak workplace accident. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 10:50 A.M., 10 P.M., Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Extreme Movie '08. Michael Cera. Stories about teens and sex involve a geek and the girl of his dreams, a chat room and a kinky relationship. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 11 P.M., Fri. 9 P.M.
• Eye See You '02. Sylvester Stallone. While staying at a clinic for therapy, an FBI agent searches for a serial killer who is murdering the staff and patients. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 4 A.M., Thu. 3:15 A.M.
• Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scandal '08. Jenna Dewan. A new schoolteacher clashes with a group of unruly cheerleaders. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
• A Face in the Crowd '57. Andy Griffith. A TV woman turns Arkansas bum Lonesome Rhodes into a homespun media hero rotten with power. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Failure to Launch '06. Matthew McConaughey. The parents of a young man who still lives at home hire a beautiful woman to entice him to finally leave the nest. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Fallen '98. Denzel Washington. Detectives investigate murders committed in a manner used by a recently executed serial killer. (R) (3:00) AMC: Sun. noon, Fri. noon.
• Falling Up Joseph Cross. A failed nursing student takes a job as a doorman for an upscale building and falls for a tenant. (NR) (1:40) SHO: Mon. 4:35 P.M. (CC)
• The Fast and the Furious '01. Vin Diesel. An undercover police officer investigates a gang leader suspected of stealing electronic equipment. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 6 P.M.
• Father Goose '65. Cary Grant. A stranded French teacher and her girls join an island beach bum paid in booze to spot enemy planes. (NR) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
• Father of the Bride '91. Steve Martin. A harried patriarch faces separation anxiety, exorbitant costs and more as he prepares for his daughter's wedding. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Father of the Bride '50. Spencer Tracy. An overwhelmed patriarch sums up his daughter's wedding, from engagement to reception. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 11:45 A.M. (CC)
• Father of the Bride Part II '95. Steve Martin. A worrisome family patriarch is driven to further distraction by the simultaneous pregnancies of his wife and daughter. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. noon.
• Fear '96. Mark Wahlberg. A deranged suitor torments family and friends of a teen girl with whom he is obsessed. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Femme Fatale '91. Colin Firth. An underground video draws a missing newlywed's husband into the seamy underbelly of L.A.'s avant-garde art world. (R) (1:40) SHO: Mon. 1:20 P.M., Fri. 12:15 P.M.
• Ferris Bueller's Day Off '86. Matthew Broderick. A cool teen plays hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend, his buddy and the classic Ferrari of his buddy's father. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 5:30 P.M., 3 A.M. (CC)
• 15 Minutes '01. Robert De Niro. A homicide detective and an arson investigator track two European killers who film their murders. (R) (2:05) STZ: Sun. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
• Fifty Dead Men Walking '08. Ben Kingsley. A young man infiltrates the IRA for the British police until being exposed and tortured. (R) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 9:30 P.M. (CC)
• Fighting '09. Channing Tatum. A scam artist introduces a young man to New York's bare-knuckle street-fighting circuit. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 8:45 A.M., Thu. 8:15 P.M. (CC)
• The Final Destination '09. Bobby Campo. A horrifying premonition saves a young man and his friends from death during a racetrack accident, but terrible fates await them nonetheless. (R) (1:25) HBO: Mon. 4:35 A.M. (CC)
• Final Destination 2 '03. Ali Larter. Death returns to claim the lives of those who did not die in a horrible highway calamity as they were meant to do. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 7 P.M.
• Fire Down Below '97. Steven Seagal. A lone agent tackles toxic-waste dumping in Kentucky. (R) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 10:30 P.M., Thu. 4 P.M. (CC)
• Fire: Nature Unleashed '04. Bryan Genesse. A forest ranger leads a group of hikers into an abandoned mine to escape a raging forest fire. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 3 A.M.
• Fire Sale '77. Rob Reiner. A department store owner asks a veteran hospital patient to burn his store down for insurance purposes. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 4 A.M. (CC)
• First Sunday '08. Ice Cube. Bumbling thieves decide to rob a church to raise some much-needed cash, but they discover that someone else has already beaten them to the punch. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)
• The First Wives Club '96. Goldie Hawn. Three 50-ish college friends plot revenge after their husbands dump them for younger women. (PG) (2:00) WE: Wed. 8 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
• (500) Days of Summer '09. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. After his girlfriend dumps him, a greeting-card writer reflects on their 500 days together to try to figure out where their love affair went wrong. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)
• Five Minutes of Heaven '09. Liam Neeson. With peace declared in Northern Ireland, a man secretly plans to avenge his brother's long-ago murder at the hands of a UVF gunman. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Flash of Genius '08. Greg Kinnear. Robert Kearns fights the auto industry, claiming that the intermittent windshield wiper is his invention. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 3 P.M. (CC)
• Flawless '07. Michael Caine. A janitor convinces a frustrated executive to help him steal gems from their employer, the London Diamond Corp. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 6:15 P.M.
• Flesh and Bone '93. Dennis Quaid. An evil man who killed a family 25 years earlier meets a survivor, his son's girlfriend. (R) (2:30) WGN-A: Sat. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
• Flesh and the Devil '27. Greta Garbo. Silent. A wicked woman dishonors her husband and divides two Austrian officers. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. midnight.
• Fly Me to the Moon '08. Voices of Christopher Lloyd. Live action/animated. Three young houseflies stow away on Apollo 11 and help defend the spacecraft from Russian bugs who want to sabotage the mission. (G) (1:25) STZ: Sun. 6:40 A.M. (CC)
• Focus '01. William H. Macy. An immigrant befriends a Brooklyn couple mistaken for Jews by anti-Semites during World War II. (PG-13) (1:55) TMC: Wed. 9:05 A.M., 6 P.M.
• Fool's Gold '08. Matthew McConaughey. A treasure hunter drags his estranged wife and her boss on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M., Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)
• For Love or Money '93. Michael J. Fox. A Manhattan hotel concierge woos the mistress of an investor he needs for a big business deal. (PG) (2:00) A&E: Sun. 7 A.M. (CC)
• The Forbidden Kingdom '08. Jackie Chan. A teenage fan of Hong Kong cinema finds a Chinese relic and travels back in time to help legendary martial-artists free the Monkey King. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 4:15 P.M.
• Forrest Gump '94. Tom Hanks. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (PG-13) (3:00) TNT: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
• 40 Days and 40 Nights '02. Josh Hartnett. A young man meets the girl of his dreams after vowing to avoid any physical contact with women during Lent. (R) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)
• The Fountain '06. Hugh Jackman. A man seeks immortality by traveling through the past, present and future; along the way he learns about love, death and what it means to be alive. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Fri. noon (CC)
• Four Christmases '08. Vince Vaughn. When their plans for a holiday getaway fall apart, a couple must spend Christmas Day trudging to a quartet of family get-togethers. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
• Frame of Mind '09. Carl T. Evans. A New Jersey professor helps a detective who claims to have new evidence about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 10 A.M., Fri. 10:45 A.M.
• Fred Claus '07. Vince Vaughn. The yuletide season brings headaches for Santa Claus, who bails his ne'er-do-well brother Fred out of trouble and puts him to work in his factory. (PG) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)
• Freddy Got Fingered '01. Tom Green. Living in his parent's basement, a 28-year-old loser battles with his father and delves deep into the realm of bad taste. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Thu. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
• Fresh '94. Sean Nelson. Death and violence anger a 12-year-old drug courier who pits his employers against each other. (R) (2:30) BET: Sat. 12:30 A.M.
• Friday the 13th '09. Jared Padalecki. While searching for his missing sister, a young man and a group of student revelers encounter a hockey-masked killer and his razor-sharp machete at the ruins of Camp Crystal Lake. (R) (1:40) HBO: Sat. 3:45 A.M. (CC)
• Fried Green Tomatoes '91. Kathy Bates. A nursing-home resident regales a visitor with tales of the close friendship between two women in 1930s Alabama. (PG-13) (2:15) ENC: Sun. 8:15 A.M., 4:05 P.M., Thu. 7:20 A.M. (CC)
• Friendly Fire '79. Carol Burnett. Activist Peg Mullen and her husband seek the truth about their son's death in Vietnam. (NR) (2:30) TMC: Sat. 7:55 A.M.
• Furnace '06. Michael Par??. A detective investigates supernatural killings at a maximum-security prison. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)
• G-Force '09. Bill Nighy. Live action/animated. Armed with the latest high-tech spy equipment, a guinea pig and his team of highly trained rodents hold the fate of the world in their diminutive paws. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Wed. 5:45 A.M., Thu. 1:40 P.M., 2:40 A.M. (CC)
• Gandhi '82. Ben Kingsley. Richard Attenborough's Oscar-winning portrait of the man whose policy of nonviolence won India's independence. (PG) (3:30) TCM: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Garden '06. Lance Henriksen. Sinister events plague a recovering alcoholic and his troubled son at a remote ranch. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Sat. 10:35 P.M., 2 A.M.
• Gentleman's Fate '31. John Gilbert. A man's respectable and successful life suffers a setback when he discovers what his father once did for a living. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 3:15 P.M.
• Get Carter '00. Sylvester Stallone. An enraged hit man embarks on a vengeful quest to find the perpetrators responsible for his brother's death. (R) (1:45) ENC: Sun. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
• Get Shorty '95. John Travolta. A film-loving loan shark teams with a B-movie producer to become a Hollywood mogul. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 3 P.M., Tue. 11 A.M. (CC)
• Get Smart's Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control '08. Masi Oka. Two technical wizards must prevent KAOS from locating a missing invisibility device. (PG-13) (1:30) TBS: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)
• Ghost '90. Patrick Swayze. A slain Manhattan yuppie reaches out to his lover, with a medium as his middlewoman. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 7:30 A.M., 2:30 A.M., TNT: Sat. 3 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)
• Ghost Ship '02. Julianna Margulies. Members of a salvage crew and a pilot board a haunted vessel found floating in the Bering Sea. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 6 P.M.
• Ghosts of Girlfriends Past '09. Matthew McConaughey. Spirits of jilted lovers take a photographer on an odyssey through his many failed relationships to find out what made him such a cad, and if there is any hope for true love. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. noon, 7 P.M., Fri. 5 P.M. (CC)
• Ghouls '08. Kristen Renton. A college student learns about her family's dark secret. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 3 A.M. (CC)
• G.I. Jane '97. Demi Moore. A female Navy SEALs recruit completes rigorous training under a tough officer's command. (R) (2:10) ENC: Thu. 11:40 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
• Gladiator '00. Russell Crowe. Condemned to arena fights by corrupt Roman leader Commodus, Gen. Maximus seeks revenge for his family's deaths. (R) (3:15) TNT: Sun. 5:45 P.M. (CC)
• Godzilla '98. Matthew Broderick. Nuclear testing in the South Pacific produces a giant mutated lizard that wreaks havoc upon New York City. (PG-13) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
• A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy '08. Kathryn Taylor. A peek at black love and sexuality from between the sheets. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 11:35 P.M. (CC)
• Goodbye, Mr. Chips '39. Robert Donat. A strict British schoolteacher's bride brings out the best in him. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)
• GoodFellas '90. Robert De Niro. In the 1950s an Irish-Italian hoodlum joins the New York Mafia, but his mob career is not what he expected. (R) (4:00) SPIKE: Sun. midnight.
• The Goonies '85. Sean Astin. Coastal Oregon kids follow the treasure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps to gold. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Gossip '00. James Marsden. As part of a class project, three college students start a rumor about a sexual encounter, which soon escalates out of control. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Gran Torino '08. Clint Eastwood. An unlikely friendship forms between a bigoted war veteran and an Asian boy who tried to steal the man's treasured automobile. (R) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Grease '78. John Travolta. Nice Sandy and greaser Danny try to be like each other in their 1950s high school. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Grease '78. John Travolta. Nice Sandy and greaser Danny try to be like each other in their 1950s high school. (PG) (2:28) AMC: Mon. 12:32 A.M.
• The Great Buck Howard '08. John Malkovich. A law-school dropout becomes the personal assistant of a self-important but fading mentalist who is planning a big comeback. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 6:30 P.M., 5:30 A.M.
• Greetings From the Shore '07. Kim Shaw. A grieving young woman spends a final summer on the Jersey Shore. (R) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 11 A.M., Fri. 9 A.M., 6 P.M. (CC)
• Hairspray '07. John Travolta. In 1960s Baltimore a plump teen becomes an overnight celebrity after she wins a spot on a local dance program called "The Corny Collins Show." (PG) (2:35) USA: Fri. 11 P.M. (CC)
• Half Baked '98. Dave Chappelle. Potheads sell marijuana to raise bail for a fellow stoner who accidentally killed a horse. (R) (2:00) BET: Wed. 9 P.M.
• Halloween '07. Malcolm McDowell. A psychiatrist follows an escaped psychopath's blood-soaked trail back to his hometown. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Sat. 12:30 A.M.
• Hancock '08. Will Smith. A scruffy superhero protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Sat. 9:15 A.M., 3:55 P.M., 10:40 P.M. (CC)
• The Hangover '09. Bradley Cooper. After a wild stag party in Las Vegas, three hazy groomsmen must find their missing friend and get him back to Los Angeles in time for his wedding. (NR) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)
• Hannah Montana: The Movie '09. Miley Cyrus. Miley's father takes her home for a reality check when the teen's soaring popularity threatens to take over her life. (G) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 8:40 A.M. (CC)
• Happy-Go-Lucky '08. Sally Hawkins. A British schoolteacher fills her life with enthusiasm and compassion. (R) (2:10) STZ: Tue. 7:25 A.M. (CC)
• Happy, Texas '99. Jeremy Northam. Townspeople mistake two escaped convicts for a gay couple staging a girls beauty pageant. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Thu. 10 A.M.
• The Hard Corps '06. Jean-Claude Van Damme. A former soldier must protect an entrepreneur who testified against an ex-convict now seeking revenge. (R) (1:55) USA: Mon. 2:05 A.M. (CC)
• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire '05. Daniel Radcliffe. Signs of Voldemort's return emerge as Harry's friends help him prepare for a tournament with Europe's best student wizards. (PG-13) (3:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix '07. Daniel Radcliffe. When a new professor's inadequacy leaves Hogwarts unprepared to fight the rising tide of evil, Harry teaches a small group of students how to defend against the dark arts. (PG-13) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Hart's War '02. Bruce Willis. A conniving colonel oversees the murder trial of a black airman in a Nazi prisoner-of-war camp. (R) (2:15) SHO: Sun. 4:15 A.M.
• He Was a Quiet Man '07. Christian Slater. A frustrated office worker becomes a reluctant hero after saving a woman's life. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 4:45 P.M.
• He Who Gets Slapped '24. Lon Chaney. Silent. A scientist's faith in humanity is lost when he discovers that his wife is in love with his best friend. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 7 A.M.
• The Heiress '49. Olivia de Havilland. A fortune hunter charms a doctor's plain daughter in 19th-century New York. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M.
• Hennessy '75. Rod Steiger. An IRA leader and a Scotland Yard inspector hunt an Irishman out to bomb the royal family at Parliament. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 4 P.M.
• Hobson's Choice '54. Charles Laughton. The daughter of a pompous bootmaker marries his best worker out of spite in 1890s London. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 8 A.M.
• Home Alone '90. Macaulay Culkin. Accidentally left by his Paris-bound family, an 8-year-old makes mincemeat of two burglars in the house. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 1:35 P.M. (CC)
• Hondo '53. John Wayne. A cavalry scout helps a woman and her son defend their ranch. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)
• The Horse Soldiers '59. John Wayne. A pacifist doctor joins a Union colonel's cavalry raid in Confederate territory. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 8 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
• The Hot Chick '02. Rob Schneider. An ancient curse causes a mean-spirited teenage girl and an incompetent male thief to switch bodies. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 3 P.M., Thu. 11 A.M. (CC)
• The House Bunny '08. Anna Faris. An exiled Playboy bunny tries to help socially clueless sorority sisters attract pledges and keep their house by teaching them about makeup and men. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Sun. 2:20 P.M., 9:45 P.M., Mon. 10:30 A.M., Thu. 5:50 P.M., 2:15 A.M. (CC)
• How to Lose Friends & Alienate People '08. Simon Pegg. After landing a job at an upscale New York magazine, a British celebrity journalist proceeds to offend bosses, peers and superstars alike. (R) (1:50) TMC: Thu. 10:10 P.M. (CC)
• The Hunt for Red October '90. Sean Connery. Moscow, Washington and a CIA analyst track a renegade Soviet captain and his new submarine. (PG) (2:15) HBO: Thu. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
• Hush '98. Jessica Lange. A demented widow preys upon her son's young, pregnant wife at her Kentucky horse farm. (PG-13) (1:35) SHO: Fri. 3:25 P.M.
• I Could Never Be Your Woman '07. Michelle Pfeiffer. A professional woman falls for a younger man. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 5:15 P.M. (CC)
• I Do... I Did! '09. Cherie Johnson. Marcus gets himself in trouble being married and living with two women. (R) (2:00) BET: Sat. 6 P.M.
• I Hate Valentine's Day '09. Nia Vardalos. Following a number of failed relationships, a florist and a restaurateur try dating one another with no strings attached. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 4:25 P.M.
• I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell '09. Matt Czuchry. A selfish cad jeopardizes his relationship with two close friends after throwing one of them a particularly decadent bachelor party. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 2 A.M., Fri. 10:30 P.M.
• I Love You, Man '09. Paul Rudd. As a bridegroom's bond with his new best friend grows, it threatens his relationship with his fiancee. (R) (1:50) HBO: Tue. 12:45 A.M., Fri. 1 A.M. (CC)
• I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With '06. Jeff Garlin. A struggling actor who lives with his mother and binges on junk food finds a sense of purpose when he learns that his favorite movie is being remade. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Tue. 5:10 A.M. (CC)
• I Was Monty's Double '59. John Mills. An actor becomes invaluable to the war effort in North Africa when he successfully poses as Gen. Montgomery. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 12:15 A.M.
• Idiocracy '06. Luke Wilson. Selected for a human hibernation project, an average soldier awakens 500 years in the future, where society is so dumbed-down that he is the smartest person alive. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)
• Igor '08. Voices of John Cusack. Animated. A hunchbacked lab assistant seizes a chance to become an evil scientist by creating a monster of his own to enter in the kingdom's annual science fair. (PG) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
• I'm Not There '07. Christian Bale. Several actors portray legendary musician Bob Dylan at a different stage in his personal life and career. (R) (2:20) MAX: Sat. noon (CC)
• The In Crowd '00. Lori Heuring. The head of an elite crowd befriends a working-class student. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)
• In Dreams '99. Annette Bening. A murderous psychopath invades a woman's dreams and seems to become a part of her waking life. (R) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 2:45 A.M. (CC)
• In the Loop '09. Peter Capaldi. British and American officials on both sides of the issue of going to war scramble to take advantage of opportunities presented during preparation for one. (NR) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
• The Incredibles '04. Voices of Craig T. Nelson. Animated. Now fighting boredom in suburbia, a former superhero and his family get a chance to save the world. (PG) (2:00) DIS: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)
• The Informant! '09. Matt Damon. FBI agents receive an unpleasant surprise when they rely on ADM executive Mark Whitacre to gather evidence in their price-fixing case against agribusiness giant Archer Daniels Midland. (R) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 7 P.M., Wed. 3:05 A.M. (CC)
• Inglourious Basterds '09. Brad Pitt. An Allied officer and his team of Jewish-American soldiers join forces with a German actress and undercover agent to take down the leaders of the Third Reich. (R) (2:35) SHO: Thu. 8 P.M.
• Inside Man '06. Denzel Washington. An enigmatic woman threatens to push past the breaking point a volatile game between a bank robber and a detective. (R) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 11 P.M., Wed. 2 P.M.
• The International '09. Clive Owen. An Interpol agent and a New York prosecutor join forces to shut down a powerful bank's funding of terrorism. (R) (1:59) STZ: Fri. 1:44 A.M., Sat. 1:55 P.M. (CC)
• Invaders From Mars '86. Karen Black. A boy sees his parents and neighbors act like zombies after a flying saucer lands in his back yard. (PG) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 7:35 A.M.
• Jack '96. Robin Williams. A 10-year-old whose body ages at four times the usual rate longs for a normal existence while struggling to fit in. (PG-13) (1:55) SHO: Sun. 7:05 A.M., Thu. 2:30 P.M.
• Jennifer's Body '09. Megan Fox. A beautiful cheerleader gains an insatiable appetite for human flesh after a hungry demon takes control of her body. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Jerk '79. Steve Martin. A simpleton leaves his foster family, acquires a girlfriend and invents slip-proof eyeglasses. (R) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 6:20 P.M. (CC)
• Jerry Maguire '96. Tom Cruise. A Los Angeles sports agent finds love with a pretty accountant after an attack of conscience costs him his job and fiancee. (R) (3:05) TBS: Sat. 12:25 P.M., 12:15 A.M. (CC)
• John Tucker Must Die '06. Jesse Metcalfe. Three popular gals from different cliques join forces for revenge after discovering that the school stud is stringing them along. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 2 P.M., Mon. 10 A.M.
• Johnson Family Vacation '04. Cedric the Entertainer. Disaster strikes when a man takes his wife and three unruly children on a road trip from Los Angeles to Missouri. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sat. 11 A.M.
• Juice '92. Omar Epps. A ghetto youth menaces his accomplices in a bungled robbery. (R) (2:00) VH1: Wed. midnight, Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)
• Julie & Julia '09. Meryl Streep. A woman in Queens, N.Y., sets a deadline of one year to prepare all 524 recipes in Julia Child's famous cookbook, "Mastering the Art of French Cooking." (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Mon. 9 A.M., 8:57 P.M., 5:10 A.M., Fri. 11 A.M., 6:05 P.M., 5:15 A.M. (CC)
• Jurassic Park III '01. Sam Neill. A paleontologist and a couple outrun cloned dinosaurs after their plane crashes on an island. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Thu. 9 A.M., 6 P.M., 4:10 A.M. (CC)
• Keith '08. Elisabeth Harnois. Natalie thinks she has life figured out ??? until she meets a guy. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 7:30 A.M., 4:15 P.M. (CC)
• Key Largo '48. Humphrey Bogart. A gangster holds a GI and others hostage in a run-down Florida Keys hotel. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Killing Gene '07. Stellan Skarsgard. A killer coerces a detective to pay for his past mistakes. (R) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 2:50 A.M. (CC)
• The Killing Room '09. Nick Cannon. A scientist subjects four unwitting volunteers to torturous experiments. (R) (1:40) SHO: Wed. 12:45 P.M.
• Killshot '09. Diane Lane. A veteran assassin and his young partner pursue a couple who stumbled upon an extortion scheme and entered the Witness Protection Program. (R) (1:35) SHO: Thu. midnight.
• King of the Hill '93. Jesse Bradford. A bright boy from a troubled family grows up in a seedy hotel in 1930s St. Louis. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 1:45 P.M. (CC)
• Kingdom Come '01. LL Cool J. Members of a dysfunctional family bicker while mourning the loss of their patriarch. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 6:30 A.M., Fri. 6:45 A.M. (CC)
• Kit Kittredge: An American Girl '08. Abigail Breslin. After a hobo boy is accused of a string of robberies in Depression-era Cincinnati, a girl and her pals go on a hunt for the real culprit. (G) (1:40) MAX: Tue. 6:50 A.M. (CC)
• Knocked Up '07. Seth Rogen. A rising journalist and an irresponsible slacker ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy. (NR) (2:30) E!: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 2 P.M., 4:30 P.M.
• Kramer vs. Kramer '79. Dustin Hoffman. A New York adman fights for custody of his son after his wife walks out. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 9 A.M. (CC)
• Labor Pains '00. Kyra Sedgwick. A pregnant woman deals with the return of her ex-boyfriend who is the also the father of the child. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 1:15 A.M. (CC)
• The Ladykillers '04. Tom Hanks. Five thieves try to kill an old woman after she learns about their elaborate heist. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 2 A.M., Wed. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
• Land of the Dead '05. Simon Baker. A mercenary leader squares off against a rebellious comrade, while flesh-eating zombies threaten their fortified city. (R) (2:00) MTV: Fri. 2 A.M.
• Land of the Lost '09. Will Ferrell. A time-space vortex sucks a scientific has-been and his companions into an alternate dimension populated by dinosaurs and painfully slow creatures called Sleestaks. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 2:05 P.M. (CC)
• Lassie '94. Thomas Guiry. An amazing collie helps a teen and his family raise sheep on ancestral land in the Shenandoah Valley. (PG) (1:35) MAX: Wed. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
• Lassie Come Home '43. Roddy McDowall. An English boy's collie finds her way back home from Scotland after his father sells her to a duke. (G) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 6 A.M.
• The Last Emperor '87. John Lone. Named Emperor of China at age 3 in 1908, Pu Yi becomes a prisoner of destiny. (PG-13) (2:45) TCM: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Last Samurai '03. Tom Cruise. In the 1870s a Westerner is caught in the middle of a battle between Japan's emperor and the samurai. (R) (2:35) MAX: Tue. noon.
• The Last Time I Saw Paris '54. Elizabeth Taylor. Sudden money ruins a struggling writer and his wife in post-World War II Paris. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 4 P.M. (CC)
• Lawrence of Arabia '62. Peter O'Toole. Controversial British officer T.E. Lawrence learns the culture of Arabs and unites their tribes against the Turks. (PG) (4:00) TCM: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
• A League of Their Own '92. Tom Hanks. The All-American Girls Professional Baseball League begins in 1943 with a major-league has-been as a manager. (PG) (2:10) ENC: Sat. 5:50 P.M. (CC)
• Leaving Barstow '08. Kevin Sheridan. Andrew's devotion to his mother and his attraction to Jenny force him to choose between himself and the people he loves in deciding between staying home after high school or going away. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 8 A.M.
• Lethal Weapon '87. Mel Gibson. A detective with a family hunts drug smugglers with his new partner, a loner with a death wish. (R) (2:30) CMT: Wed. 2 P.M., 10 P.M.
• Letting Go of God '08. Raised Roman Catholic, comic Julia Sweeney chronicles her conversion to atheism. (NR) (2:15) SHO: Mon. 9:30 A.M., Thu. 5 A.M. (CC)
• Libel '59. Dirk Bogarde. An English nobleman's wife has him sue a Canadian who has called him an impostor. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 4 P.M. (CC)
• Liberty Stands Still '02. Linda Fiorentino. Perched in a building, a sniper threatens to kill the wife of a gun manufacturer if she hangs up the phone. (R) (1:40) HBO: Fri. 4:35 A.M. (CC)
• License to Wed '07. Robin Williams. A newly engaged couple find out if they are truly compatible when a clergyman puts them through a rigorous marriage-prep class. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)
• The Life Before Her Eyes '07. Uma Thurman. A woman's memories of a violent childhood incident that took the life of her best friend affect her life as an adult. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Life Is Hot in Cracktown '09. Shannyn Sossamon. Various stories show how crack cocaine has infiltrated inner-city streets. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. midnight (CC)
• Life With Father '47. William Powell. A New Yorker and her four sons experience love and laughter from their opinionated but well-meaning family patriarch. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 9:45 A.M.
• Light in the Piazza '62. Olivia de Havilland. An American allows her mentally impaired daughter to marry a rich young man in Florence. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Like Mike '02. Lil' Bow Wow. A 14-year-old orphan becomes an NBA basketball player after he finds a pair of magic sneakers. (PG) (2:00) FX: Wed. 10 A.M.
• Little Chenier '06. Johnathon Schaech. A man's dalliance with his former lover incurs the wrath of the woman's sadistic husband. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 2:30 P.M.
• Little Women '94. Winona Ryder. Louisa May Alcott's classic story of the lives, loves and triumphs of four sisters in Civil War-era New England. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Sat. 8:45 A.M.
• Live Free or Die Hard '07. Bruce Willis. John McClane grapples with a villain who plans to shut down the United States by attacking the country's vulnerable computer infrastructure. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Tue. 7 P.M., Wed. 5 P.M.
• Lonely Street '09. Jay Mohr. A private investigator becomes the prime suspect in the murder of a snoopy reporter. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 11:15 A.M.
• The Longest Yard '05. Adam Sandler. At a Texas penitentiary, jailed NFL veterans train their fellow inmates for a football game against the guards. (PG-13) (2:15) TNT: Fri. 8 P.M., 10:15 P.M. (CC)
• Loose Cannons '90. Gene Hackman. A detective works a neo-Nazi/vintage-porno/murder case with his partner who has multiple personalities. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)
• Loot '72. Richard Attenborough. A British undertaker and his pal stash the haul from a bank job in the coffin of the buddy's mother. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 10 A.M.
• Lord Jim '65. Peter O'Toole. A merchant seaman is branded a coward after he abandons ship during a fatal hurricane. Based on Joseph Conrad's novel. (NR) (2:45) TCM: Sat. 5:15 P.M. (CC)
• Lords of the Street '08. DMX. A veteran cop and a hit man track a drug lord out to retrieve a stash of $15 million. (R) (1:25) TMC: Sun. 4:35 A.M.
• The Loretta Claiborne Story '00. Camryn Manheim. Loretta Claiborne overcomes mental and physical challenges to become a Special Olympics champion and marathon runner. (2:00) BET: Sun. 5 P.M.
• Loser '00. Jason Biggs. A lonely college student falls for a classmate who has eyes for her much older English professor. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)
• Love & Basketball '00. Sanaa Lathan. From childhood to early adulthood, two friends fall in love while trying to establish basketball careers. (PG-13) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
• Lust at First Bite '10. Brandin Rackley. Two pals find out the hard way that a strip club is a front for a bevy of beautiful vampires. (NR) (1:25) MAX: Sat. 12:05 A.M. (CC)
• Made of Honor '08. Patrick Dempsey. A commitment-shy guy realizes he is in love with his best friend and accepts a spot in her bridal party in the hope of stopping her wedding. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. 6 P.M., Sat. 8 P.M.
• Made: The Movie '10. Cyrina Fiallo. A geeky schoolgirl tries to become a cheerleader. (NR) (2:00) MTV: Tue. 10 P.M., midnight, Wed. 7 P.M., Thu. 1 P.M., Fri. 10:30 A.M., Sat. 9 A.M., 5 P.M.
• Madeline '98. Frances McDormand. A fearless French orphan involves her schoolmates and headmistress in a series of misadventures. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Thu. 10:35 A.M. (CC)
• Maid in Manhattan '02. Jennifer Lopez. A senatorial candidate falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a guest at the hotel. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sat. 10 P.M.
• The Male Animal '42. Henry Fonda. A Midwestern professor fights for his wife and academic freedom on the eve of a big football game. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. noon (CC)
• The Man '05. Samuel L. Jackson. A case of mistaken identity leaves an ATF agent squabbling with a talkative salesman in his custody. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)
• The Man Who Never Was '56. Clifton Webb. British naval agents plant the corpse of a fake major with data to mislead the Nazis. (NR) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 5:15 A.M. (CC)
• The Man With the Golden Gun '74. Roger Moore. Agent 007 finds $1 million hit man with midget sidekick. (PG) (2:15) ENC: Thu. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
• Marley & Me '08. Owen Wilson. Newlyweds John and Jenny Grogan adopt a playful puppy named Marley, who soon grows into an incorrigible handful. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 9 A.M. (CC)
• M*A*S*H '70. Donald Sutherland. Hip Army surgeons Hawkeye and Trapper John make their own rules in the chaos of Korea. (PG) (2:45) AMC: Wed. 1 A.M., Thu. 10:15 A.M.
• Matchstick Men '03. Nicolas Cage. After meeting his daughter for the first time, a con man and his partner try to swindle a boorish businessman. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)
• The Matrix '99. Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker joins forces with rebel warriors to battle a malevolent cyberintelligence. (R) (2:30) WGN-A: Sat. midnight (CC)
• McLintock! '63. John Wayne. A cattle baron meets his match in a strong-willed woman. (NR) (3:00) AMC: Sat. noon (CC)
• The Men Who Stare at Goats '09. George Clooney. A struggling reporter gets the scoop of a lifetime when he meets a soldier who claims to be part of a paranormal military unit that has been reactivated for duty in Iraq. (R) (1:40) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)
• The Merry Widow '25. Mae Murray. Silent. A prince and a baron with a foot fetish vie for a widowed U.S. dancer in Ruritania. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Tue. 8:30 A.M.
• Meteor Apocalypse '10. Joe Lando. A gigantic, disintegrating meteor showers the Earth with debris. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 9 P.M.
• Milk '08. Sean Penn. In San Francisco, Harvey Milk becomes the first openly gay man elected to a notable U.S. public office, before being assassinated by Dan White in 1978. (R) (2:10) HBO: Mon. 2:25 A.M. (CC)
• Miss Conception '08. Heather Graham. Hearing her biological clock ticking away, a woman seeks the perfect man to father her child. (R) (1:45) ENC: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Miss Conception '08. Heather Graham. Hearing her biological clock ticking away, a woman seeks the perfect man to father her child. (R) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 11:30 P.M.
• Mission: Impossible '96. Tom Cruise. Branded a traitor, an elite intelligence agent investigates a failed Prague mission to retrieve a computer disk. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 10:10 A.M. (CC)
• Mom at Sixteen '05. Mercedes Ruehl. After moving to a new city, a teen's mother forces her to hide the fact that she has a baby at home. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
• Monsters vs. Aliens '09. Voices of Reese Witherspoon. Animated. A giant woman, a bug-headed scientist and a gelatinous mass are among the ragtag monsters that must defend Earth from a rampaging alien robot. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
• Moonlight Mile '02. Jake Gyllenhaal. After the murder of his fiancee, a young man bonds with her parents, then falls for another woman. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Fri. 12:10 P.M. (CC)
• Mr. Deeds '02. Adam Sandler. A television producer tries to get the scoop on a small-town pizzeria owner after he inherits $40 billion. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 4:10 P.M., Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)
• Mr. Woodcock '07. Billy Bob Thornton. A young author learns that his mother is marrying his former gym teacher, a man who made his life hell during high school. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)
• The Musketeer '01. Catherine Deneuve. Young D'Artagnan sets out to join the musketeers and avenge his parents' deaths. Based on the Alexandre Dumas classic. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Sun. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
• MVP2: Most Vertical Primate '02. Richard Karn. After being banned from hockey, a chimp befriends a runaway orphan who teaches him how to skateboard. (G) (2:00) TOON: Sun. 10 A.M.
• My Boss's Daughter '03. Ashton Kutcher. To impress a young woman, a man agrees to housesit at his employer's mansion for one night. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)
• My Favorite Year '82. Peter O'Toole. A rookie writer tries to keep an old swashbuckler sober for his boss's live TV comedy show in 1954. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)
• My Life in Ruins '09. Nia Vardalos. A travel guide gains a new perspective on her life as she leads a ragtag group of tourists through her native Greece. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. noon, Sat. 6:15 P.M. (CC)
• My One and Only '09. Ren??e Zellweger. A woman leaves her philandering husband and begins a cross-country search for a wealthy mate who can bankroll a better life for her and her sons. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Mon. midnight (CC)
• My Sister's Keeper '09. Cameron Diaz. A girl who was conceived as a marrow donor for her gravely ill sister goes to court to seek emancipation and prevent further harvesting of her body tissue. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Sun. 4:20 P.M. (CC)
• My Super Ex-Girlfriend '06. Uma Thurman. A young man discovers that the manipulative woman he is dating is a superheroine, and after he breaks up with her, she uses her powers to turn his life into a nightmare. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 10 P.M., Sat. 7 A.M.
• My Super Psycho Sweet Sixteen '09. Julianna Guill. A serial killer returns 10 years later to disrupt a teenager's birthday party at a roller rink. (NR) (2:00) MTV: Wed. 1 P.M.
• Naked Lust '98. Dakota. Frisky female predators search for sexual satisfaction in a wild and decadent world. (NR) (1:05) TMC: Mon. 1:35 A.M. (CC)
• The Nanny Diaries '07. Scarlett Johansson. A college student tries to manage her studies, a new boyfriend and the rotten child in her care when she takes a job with a rich but dysfunctional family. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)
• Napoleon Dynamite '04. Jon Heder. A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student. (PG) (2:00) MTV: Fri. 10 P.M., Sat. 2 P.M.
• National Lampoon's Vacation '83. Chevy Chase. The Griswolds and family head by station wagon for the California fun park Walley World. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 3 P.M. (CC)
• National Lampoon's Van Wilder '02. Ryan Reynolds. An underachieving collegian needs money to stay in school after his father cuts off his funds. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 2:30 A.M., Sat. 2:45 P.M. (CC)
• National Velvet '44. Mickey Rooney. An English girl's dream of racing her horse in the Grand National thunders to reality with the help of a former jockey. (G) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
• Nature's Grave '08. Jim Caviezel. Mother Nature strikes back when a reckless couple vacations in the Australian countryside. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 4:15 A.M.
• The Negotiator '98. Samuel L. Jackson. A framed police negotiator takes hostages and demands to speak with a counterpart from another precinct. (R) (3:00) AMC: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)
• Never Back Down '08. Djimon Hounsou. A rebellious teenager learns to fight from a veteran of mixed martial arts after joining an underground fight club. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Tue. 8:10 A.M., 2:35 P.M., 9:50 P.M. (CC)
• Never Been Kissed '99. Drew Barrymore. A former high-school nerd, now a reporter, gets a second chance when she goes under cover for a story on cool teens. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 3 P.M. (CC)
• Never Say Never Again '83. Sean Connery. Aging agent 007 seeks hijacked warheads and finds SPECTRE's Largo and Fatima Blush. (PG) (2:20) ENC: Sun. 1:15 A.M. (CC)
• The New Guy '02. D. J. Qualls. In jail, a teenager meets another inmate who shows him how to act cool at his high school. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. noon, Mon. 8 A.M.
• New York, I Love You '09. Shia LaBeouf. Several love stories take place throughout the city. (R) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 6 P.M., Wed. 4:25 P.M., Sat. 7 A.M., 4 P.M.
• The Next Karate Kid '94. Hilary Swank. Mr. Miyagi teaches karate to an angry orphan being bullied at her high school. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 6:20 A.M. (CC)
• Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian '09. Ben Stiller. Larry Daley joins forces with Teddy Roosevelt, Amelia Earhart and others to prevent four of history's worst villains from conquering the world. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 3:30 P.M., 11 P.M., Thu. 11 A.M., 7:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Night of the Generals '67. Peter O'Toole. A Nazi major investigating the slaying of a Warsaw prostitute suspects one of his superior officers was responsible. (2:30) TCM: Sat. 7:30 A.M.
• 9 '09. Voices of Elijah Wood. Animated. In a post-apocalyptic world, a sentient rag doll convinces its comrades that they must take the offensive against the machines that threaten to destroy them. (PG-13) (1:25) MAX: Fri. 3:20 P.M. (CC)
• Nine 1/2 Weeks '86. Mickey Rourke. Sexual obsession draws a woman into an unusual love affair. (R) (2:00) ENC: Sat. 1:50 A.M. (CC)
• No Country for Old Men '07. Tommy Lee Jones. An aging lawman reflects on his past and laments a changing world while trying to find and protect a hunter who took the cash from a drug deal gone bad. (R) (3:00) SPIKE: Mon. 9 P.M.
• Nobel Son '07. Alan Rickman. The son of an arrogant, prize-winning scientist is kidnapped by a young man who claims to be the scientist's illegitimate offspring. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 4 P.M.
• Nora's Hair Salon '04. Jenifer Lewis. A sassy stylist presides over a salon full of eccentric beauticians. (R) (2:00) BET: Tue. 1 P.M.
• Nora's Hair Salon 2: A Cut Above '08. Tatyana Ali. A woman's two estranged nieces inherit her beauty salon. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Wed. 1 P.M.
• North to Alaska '60. John Wayne. A prospector brings a French girl back from Seattle to his partner in gold-rush Alaska. (NR) (2:45) AMC: Sat. 9:15 A.M. (CC)
• Not as a Stranger '55. Olivia de Havilland. An intern marries a nurse who can pay the bills on his way up as a doctor. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Fri. 2:15 A.M.
• Not Forgotten '09. Simon Baker. A businessman's shady past emerges as he combs a Mexican city for his missing daughter. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 9:30 P.M. (CC)
• Notorious '09. Angela Bassett. Christopher Wallace rises from the streets of Brooklyn as rap artist Notorious B.I.G., then is shot to death in 1997. (R) (2:05) MAX: Wed. 1:10 A.M. (CC)
• Now You See It... '05. Alyson Michalka. A teenager meets a magician whose powers are real. (1:30) DIS: Fri. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Nutty Professor '96. Eddie Murphy. An obese scientist drops the pounds and his poor self-image when a secret formula turns him into a slender ladies man. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
• Nutty Professor II: The Klumps '00. Eddie Murphy. In an attempt to remove Buddy Love from his subconscious, professor Klump accidentally creates him as a separate person. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
• NYC: Tornado Terror '08. Nicole de Boer. A meteorologist and her husband must prevent devastating tornadoes from destroying New York. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)
• Observe and Report '09. Seth Rogen. A mall security officer tries to impress his dream girl and prove his worthiness for a coveted spot at the police academy by collaring a flasher. (R) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
• Obsessed '09. Idris Elba. A successful, happily married executive becomes the object of unwanted affection from a temp worker at his company. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 9:50 P.M., Sat. 8 A.M., 4 P.M. (CC)
• Octopussy '83. Roger Moore. Agent 007 links a fake Faberge egg to smugglers in league with a mad Soviet general. (PG) (2:20) ENC: Fri. 9:50 A.M. (CC)
• Old Dogs '09. John Travolta. While preparing for an important business deal, two clueless bachelors become the unexpected caretakers of twin children. (PG) (1:30) STZ: Thu. 12:10 P.M., 7:40 P.M., 5:45 A.M. (CC)
• On Deadly Ground '94. Steven Seagal. An oil-company trouble-shooter must blow up his employer's unsafe refinery to protect Inuit land in the far North. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 6 P.M.
• Once More With Feeling '09. Drea de Matteo. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 7:15 A.M.
• The Open Road '09. Jeff Bridges. The estranged son of a famous ballplayer tries to bring his father home to see his sick mother. (PG-13) (1:31) STZ: Wed. 3:29 P.M., Sat. 5:15 A.M. (CC)
• Operation Crossbow '65. Sophia Loren. A British commando and his team drop into Germany and pose as scientists to pinpoint a Nazi rocket base. (PG-13) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Other End of the Line '08. Shriya Saran. Although she is already engaged, an employee at a call center in India makes a romantic connection with an American, and flies to San Francisco to meet him. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 11 A.M.
• The Others '01. Nicole Kidman. A devout woman with two sunlight-sensitive children believes ghosts inhabit her darkened island mansion. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 9:45 A.M.
• Out for Justice '91. Steven Seagal. A Brooklyn policeman tries to kill his partner's killer and anyone else who gets in his way. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Out of Reach '04. Steven Seagal. A former government agent heads to Europe to save his orphaned pen pal from white slavers. (R) (1:56) USA: Fri. 11:04 A.M. (CC)
• Paid in Full '02. Wood Harris. A dry cleaner's delivery boy becomes one of the most powerful drug dealers in 1980s Harlem. Based on a true story. (R) (2:00) BET: Thu. 9 P.M., 1 A.M.
• Pathology '08. Milo Ventimiglia. A medical intern discovers his colleagues are playing a deadly game in which one commits the perfect murder, then the others compete to find the cause of death. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 4:15 A.M., Sat. 3:35 A.M.
• Patriot Games '92. Harrison Ford. An ex-CIA analyst protects his family from IRA-fringe terrorists on his trail. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Paul Blart: Mall Cop '09. Kevin James. When crooks shut down a suburban New Jersey shopping mall, a security officer must find his inner policeman to save the day. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Sat. 12:20 P.M., 7:25 P.M. (CC)
• A Perfect Murder '98. Michael Douglas. A commodities broker persuades his wife's lover to kill her in order to inherit her trust fund. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 1 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)
• Perfect Opposites '04. Martin Henderson. The move to Los Angeles places an unexpected strain on the romance between two recent college graduates from the Midwest. (PG-13) (1:35) SHO: Wed. 4:25 A.M. (CC)
• Pet Sematary '89. Dale Midkiff. A family's life in small-town Maine is shattered by the evil unleashed from an ancient American Indian burial ground. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 1 A.M. (CC)
• Pet Sematary Two '92. Edward Furlong. A teen and his buddy take a shot-dead dog to a sacred burial ground where it comes back to life, riled. (R) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)
• The Phantom of Paris '31. John Gilbert. A French magician poses as his beloved's husband to clear himself of murder. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 5 P.M.
• Phantom of the Megaplex '00. Taylor Handley. A theater employee wonders if a legendary spirit is up to its old tricks after a series of strange occurrences. (1:30) DIS: Sat. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
• Phenomenon '96. John Travolta. An amiable, small-town Everyman is inexplicably transformed into a genius with telekinetic powers. (PG) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Pick-Up Artist '87. Molly Ringwald. A New York playboy finds a way to impress a girl set on getting her gambling father out of debt. (PG-13) (1:25) ENC: Tue. 10:05 A.M. (CC)
• Pineapple Express '08. Seth Rogen. A stoner who witnessed a murder flees with his dealer when a drug lord and crooked cop trace a rare strain of marijuana back to them. (R) (1:54) STZ: Fri. 11:50 P.M., Sat. 7:20 A.M., 5:30 P.M. (CC)
• Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End '07. Johnny Depp. While the Flying Dutchman ghost ship wreaks havoc on the Seven Seas, Will, Elizabeth and Barbossa unite to save Jack Sparrow from Davy Jones' locker. (PG-13) (3:00) SYFY: Thu. 8 P.M.
• A Place in the Sun '51. Montgomery Clift. A social climber in love with a wealthy beauty figures out how to get rid of his poor, pregnant girlfriend. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 1:45 P.M. (CC)
• Planet 51 '09. Voices of Dwayne Johnson. Animated. An astronaut lands on a planet he thought was uninhabited, but he finds an alien civilization that resembles 1950s-era America. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Wed. 9:30 A.M., 6:45 P.M., 2:20 A.M. (CC)
• Planet of the Apes '01. Mark Wahlberg. In 2029 an astronaut leads a human uprising against a military leader and his army of ruling simians. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)
• The Pledge '01. Jack Nicholson. A detective about to retire promises a woman that he will catch her daughter's murderer. (R) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 5 P.M.
• Poliwood '09. Filmmaker Barry Levinson follows celebrities to the 2008 Democratic and Republican National Conventions. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 4:05 P.M.
• Post Grad '09. Alexis Bledel. An optimistic graduate gets a rude awakening when she fails to find a job and must move back in with her eccentric family. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 3:20 A.M. (CC)
• Powder Blue '09. Jessica Biel. An ex-convict tracks down his daughter after serving 25 years in prison. (R) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 11:15 P.M. (CC)
• Predator 2 '90. Danny Glover. Local and federal police hunt a sneaky alien creature, now skinning drug dealers in 1997 Los Angeles. (R) (2:30) SYFY: Sun. 9 P.M., Fri. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Pregnancy Pact '10. Nancy Travis. A woman returns to her hometown to investigate the sudden increase in teenage pregnancies. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
• Premonition '07. Sandra Bullock. A woman battles time and destiny to save her family after experiencing a precognitive vision of her husband's death. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Thu. midnight, Fri. 8 A.M.
• Primal Fear '96. Richard Gere. A publicity-seeking Chicago lawyer vies with an embittered ex-lover prosecuting an altar boy in a high-profile murder case. (R) (2:15) MAX: Sun. 2:05 P.M. (CC)
• The Prince & Me 2: The Royal Wedding '06. Luke Mably. A handsome Danish prince learns he must abdicate his throne if he marries a commoner. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 9:15 A.M., 6:15 P.M. (CC)
• Prince of Darkness '87. Donald Pleasence. A priest summons a professor to an old church to see a canister of liquid Satan. (R) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 1:50 A.M. (CC)
• Princess O'Rourke '43. Olivia de Havilland. A down-to-earth pilot charms a European princess on vacation in the United States. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Princess Protection Program '09. Selena Gomez. After a military takeover, a princess assumes a new identity and stays with a covert agent and his daughter. (1:40) DIS: Mon. 9 P.M.
• The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex '39. Bette Davis. A power struggle erupts between the queen and her lover. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)
• The Private Lives of Pippa Lee '09. Robin Wright Penn. A middle-aged woman inches toward a nervous breakdown as she tries to come to grips with her troubled past. (R) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 7:25 P.M.
• Private Parts '97. Howard Stern. Howard Stern recalls his personal life and the controversial style that made him a radio celebrity. (R) (1:50) MAX: Sun. 1:15 A.M. (CC)
• The Proposal '09. Sandra Bullock. Facing deportation back to Canada, a high-powered book editor pretends she is engaged to her assistant, whom she's tormented for years. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Tue. 9:35 A.M., 5:35 P.M., Wed. 7:40 A.M., Thu. 12:45 A.M., Fri. 9:05 A.M., 8:12 P.M. (CC)
• Punisher: War Zone '08. Ray Stevenson. After an encounter with the Punisher leaves him horribly disfigured, mob boss Billy Russoti changes his name to Jigsaw and sets out for revenge. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 12:30 A.M., Wed. 8:15 P.M.
• Pure Country '92. George Strait. An amiable country singer struggles to free himself of the hollow trappings of commercial stardom. (PG) (2:45) CMT: Sat. 11 P.M.
• Quantum of Solace '08. Daniel Craig. James Bond's hunt for those responsible for Vesper Lynd's death leads him to a ruthless businessman who is plotting to seize control of a valuable resource. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 6 P.M., 2:45 A.M., Sat. 10:25 A.M., 7 P.M., 5:15 A.M.
• Queen Christina '33. Greta Garbo. The 17th-century Swedish queen falls in love with the Spanish ambassador while posing as a boy. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Quigley Down Under '90. Tom Selleck. An Old West sharpshooter goes to Australia, where his new boss expects him to kill Aborigines. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Thu. 1:50 P.M. (CC)
• Race to Witch Mountain '09. Dwayne Johnson. A Las Vegas taxi driver unexpectedly becomes the guardian of two runaways who possess paranormal powers. (PG) (1:44) STZ: Sun. 6:40 P.M. (CC)
• Radio '03. Cuba Gooding Jr. A high-school football coach becomes a mentor to a mentally impaired young man in 1970s South Carolina. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Wed. 10:35 A.M. (CC)
• Radioland Murders '94. Brian Benben. A writer tries to find an elusive killer while his surviving co-workers try to keep their radio station on the air. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)
• Rain '08. Renel Brown. The death of her grandmother forces a teenager to live with her estranged, drug-addicted mother. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 4:05 A.M.
• Raintree County '57. Montgomery Clift. A New Orleans belle lures a man away from his sweetheart and into marriage during the Civil War. (NR) (3:00) TCM: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)
• A Raisin in the Sun '08. Sean Combs. Members of a black family differ on how to spend insurance money. (3:00) BET: Sun. 7 P.M., Mon. 1 P.M.
• Raising Helen '04. Kate Hudson. A career woman must alter her lifestyle after becoming the guardian of her late sister's three children. (PG-13) (2:30) WE: Fri. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Real McCoy '93. Kim Basinger. A paroled cat burglar and her helper must pull off a bank caper to free her son from a crime boss. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
• Red Heat '88. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Moscow detective shows his local police escort how to hunt a Soviet drug smuggler in Chicago. (R) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Religulous '08. Comic Bill Maher visits Jerusalem, Vatican City and other religious destinations to question believers about their different faiths. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 2:30 P.M., Wed. 12:45 A.M.
• Remember the Titans '00. Denzel Washington. A Virginia high school hires a black football coach after undergoing integration in 1971. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Wed. 6 P.M., 8:30 P.M., Sat. 2 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
• The Replacements '00. Keanu Reeves. A football coach and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike. (PG-13) (2:32) TBS: Sat. 9:43 P.M. (CC)
• Revenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation '92. Robert Carradine. Skolnick and fellow alumni help their nerd fraternity block a power play at the old alma mater. (1:40) ENC: Tue. 6:20 P.M. (CC)
• Rhinestone '84. Sylvester Stallone. A country singer bets her considerable virtue she can make a New York cabby a star in only two weeks. (PG) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)
• The Right to Bare All '09. Beverly Lynne. A woman poses as a prostitute to infiltrate a brothel. (NR) (1:25) MAX: Tue. 1:45 A.M. (CC)
• Righteous Kill '08. Robert De Niro. Two veteran detectives hunt a vigilante whose crimes resemble those of a killer they put behind bars long ago. (R) (1:50) STZ: Tue. 3:45 P.M., 11:55 P.M. (CC)
• Rio Bravo '59. John Wayne. A Texas sheriff and his deputies try to hold a cattle baron's brother in jail. (NR) (3:00) AMC: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)
• The River Rat '84. Tommy Lee Jones. An ex-convict and his tomboy daughter raft the Mississippi, hunted by a crooked parole officer. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 6 A.M.
• A River Runs Through It '92. Craig Sheffer. Minister's sons grow up different, fly-fishing in Montana. (PG) (2:05) ENC: Sun. 6:10 A.M., Thu. 9:35 A.M. (CC)
• Road Trip: Beer Pong '09. Preston Jones. Three college roommates join a group of sexy girls to compete in the National Beer Pong Tournament. (NR) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)
• Robocop '87. Peter Weller. Scientists use the mangled remains of a dead police officer to create the ultimate crime-fighter ??? an indestructible cyborg. (R) (2:00) TNT: Fri. 1:45 A.M. (CC)
• The Rocking Horse Winner '49. Valerie Hobson. A boy discovers he can divine the outcome of horse races by riding a wooden hobby horse. Based on D.H. Lawrence's tale. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 10:15 P.M.
• Romeo Must Die '00. Jet Li. While seeking vengeance for his brother's murder, a former Hong Kong policeman falls for his foe's daughter. (R) (2:30) BET: Mon. 8 P.M., 1 A.M.
• Romy and Michele's High School Reunion '97. Mira Sorvino. Two dizzy underachievers pose as successful career gals. (R) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 1:15 P.M., Fri. 1:10 P.M., 3:43 A.M. (CC)
• Ronin '98. Robert De Niro. An Irish ringleader organizes an international team of hired guns to retrieve a briefcase from criminals. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 4:45 P.M. (CC)
• Roseland '77. Teresa Wright. A widow, a gigolo and an old German scrubwoman come to dance in New York's Roseland ballroom. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 2:15 P.M., Fri. 1 P.M.
• The Ruling Class '72. Peter O'Toole. The 14th Earl of Gurney thinks he is Jesus, then enters the House of Lords thinking he is Jack the Ripper. (PG) (3:00) TCM: Sat. midnight.
• Run Fat Boy Run '07. Simon Pegg. An out-of-shape security guard enters a charity marathon in an attempt to win back the woman he jilted at the altar five years earlier. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Running Man '63. Laurence Harvey. An insurance man gets chummy in Spain with a couple who have collected on a fake death. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 2:15 P.M.
• Rush Hour 3 '07. Jackie Chan. The assassination of a Chinese ambassador reunites Lee and Carter, who tangle with Triad gangsters in France. (PG-13) (1:43) TBS: Sat. 8 P.M.
• Rushmore '98. Jason Schwartzman. A precocious teenager and a jaded tycoon become bitter romantic rivals for the affections of a widowed teacher. (R) (2:00) FX: Tue. 8 A.M.
• Ryan's Daughter '70. Robert Mitchum. A teacher's wife has an affair with a British soldier in 1916 Northern Ireland. (R) (3:45) TCM: Sun. 2:15 A.M. (CC)
• Save the Last Dance '01. Julia Stiles. A white teenager moves to Chicago after her mother's death and falls for a black student who shares her love of dance. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Fri. 11 A.M., 8 P.M.
• Saw V '08. Tobin Bell. As the apparently last disciple of Jigsaw, Hoffman goes on the hunt to protect his secret. (R) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 4:20 A.M. (CC)
• Scary Movie 2 '01. Shawn Wayans. Psychology students and their professor spend the weekend in a haunted house in this sendup of horror films. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 8 P.M.
• Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo '10. Voices of Frank Welker. Animated. Scooby and the gang must stop sinister forces at the Whirlen Merlin Magic Academy. (PG) (1:30) TOON: Sat. 8 P.M.
• Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase '01. Voices of Joe Alaskey. Animated. Transported into a video game, the gang must survive different levels of difficulty to solve a mystery. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Sat. 1 P.M.
• Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf '88. Hamilton Camp. Animated. Dracula transforms Shaggy into a canine horror when the werewolf drops out of the annual Transylvania car race. (2:00) TOON: Mon. 9 A.M.
• The Scorpion King '02. The Rock. The leader of a band of desert mercenaries is hired to kill a ruthless despot and his clairvoyant sorceress. (PG-13) (2:05) TBS: Fri. 9 P.M., 11:35 P.M. (CC)
• Scream 3 '00. David Arquette. Murders draw a young woman, a reporter and an ex-policeman to the set of a movie inspired by horrific events that they survived. (R) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 12:35 A.M.
• Senseless '98. Marlon Wayans. An experimental drug wreaks havoc upon a hardworking college student by altering his senses. (R) (2:00) FX: Thu. 8 A.M.
• Serendipity '01. John Cusack. A man and a woman try to find each other after spending one night together 10 years earlier. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
• Serenity '05. Nathan Fillion. Crew members aboard a transport vessel get caught in a deadly conflict in the wake of a galactic war. (PG-13) (2:34) USA: Fri. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
• Seven Pounds '08. Will Smith. A man with a fateful secret sets out to redeem himself by changing the lives of seven strangers, including a woman with whom he falls in love. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Sun. 5:15 A.M., Mon. 2:50 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
• Severance '06. Danny Dyer. A killer stalks members of a sales group from an international arms company, who have become lost in the woods during a team-building weekend. (R) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 2:40 A.M.
• Sex and the Single Girl '64. Tony Curtis. The editor of a scandal magazine targets a psychologist and her sex-studies institute. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 4 A.M.
• Sex Drive '08. Josh Zuckerman. A teenager steals his older brother's car and goes on a road trip with his buddies to lose his virginity to a gal he met online. (R) (1:55) ENC: Mon. 2:35 P.M., 11:10 P.M., Sat. midnight (CC)
• Sexual Magic '01. Jacy Andrews. A woman discovers that her four roommates are witches who have brewed an enticing potion. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 1:45 A.M. (CC)
• Shadowheart '09. Angus Macfadyen. James Connor returns home in 1865 to kill Will Tunney, a ruthless killer who murdered his father. (PG-13) (1:55) TMC: Tue. 7:50 A.M., Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)
• Shanghai Knights '03. Jackie Chan. With help from his sister and a friend, a martial-arts master travels to London to find his father's murderer. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 1:30 A.M., Sat. 10:10 A.M. (CC)
• She's Having a Baby '88. Kevin Bacon. A restless yuppie copywriter marries his teenage sweetheart, then wonders if it's a mistake. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
• She's Too Young '04. Marcia Gay Harden. A woman learns that her 14-year-old daughter and a group of friends engage in sexual activity. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)
• Shoot 'Em Up '07. Clive Owen. A mysterious gunman and a hooker must protect a newborn from a determined assassin and others like him. (R) (2:00) USA: Thu. 2 A.M., Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Shoot to Kill '88. Sidney Poitier. An FBI agent and his mountain guide track a killer trying to cross from Washington into Canada. (R) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
• A Shot in the Dark '64. Peter Sellers. Clumsy Inspector Clouseau visits a nudist camp to prove a French maid innocent of murder. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 6:15 A.M. (CC)
• The Show '27. John Gilbert. Silent. A lady-killer at a carnival runs afoul of the law and a jealous colleague. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 11 A.M.
• Showtime '02. Robert De Niro. A TV crew follows two real-life police officers on the job. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 3:15 A.M. (CC)
• The Signal '07. AJ Bowen. A woman and her lover get caught up in the madness and must escape when a mysterious transmission turns people into murderous lunatics. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 4 A.M.
• The Silence of the Lambs '91. Jodie Foster. An FBI trainee seeks advice from a brilliant, psychopathic prisoner to catch a killer who skins his victims. (R) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 3:30 P.M., Wed. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
• Simon Sez '99. Dennis Rodman. A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 10 A.M.
• The Simpsons Movie '07. Voices of Dan Castellaneta. Animated. The combination of Homer, his new pet pig, and a leaky silo full of excrement triggers a disaster that threatens not just Springfield but the world. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 4:30 P.M.
• Sin City Diaries 4: Luck Is a Lady '07. Pretty women offer tempting moments. (NR) (2:20) MAX: Thu. 11:50 P.M. (CC)
• The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants '05. Amber Tamblyn. Four teenage friends keep in touch during their summer apart by passing along a cherished pair of blue jeans. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
• The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 '08. Amber Tamblyn. Tibby, Lena, Carmen and Bridget find it increasingly difficult to stay in touch as their lives branch out in different directions. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)
• 16 Wishes '10. Debby Ryan. The wishes of a teenager magically come true on her 16th birthday. (1:40) DIS: Tue. 9 P.M. (CC)
• The Skeptic '08. Tim Daly. Though he scoffs at supernatural phenomena, a lawyer inherits a three-story mansion that seems to haunted by the restless ghost of a long-dead relative. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 10:30 A.M.
• Skinwalkers '07. Jason Behr. As a half-lycanthrope boy approaches his 13th birthday, two factions of werewolves prepare for battle; one group believes the boy will lead the race into the future, but the other wants to kill him. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Sleepy Hollow '99. Johnny Depp. A Colonial-era constable probes a series of grisly decapitations in an upstate New York hamlet. (R) (2:00) TNT: Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)
• Slither '06. Nathan Fillion. A small-town sheriff and his team encounter waves of wormlike alien organisms that are intent on devouring all life on Earth. (R) (2:00) MTV: Mon. 1 P.M.
• The Snake Pit '48. Olivia de Havilland. An ex-patient recalls the horrors of a mental institution. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 12:15 A.M. (CC)
• Solar Attack '06. Louis Gossett Jr. Scientists investigate the destruction of a manned flight to study the atmosphere. (PG) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 11 A.M.
• The Soloist '09. Jamie Foxx. A reporter befriends a mentally ill and homeless man, once a student at Juilliard but now playing music on the streets of Los Angeles. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Mon. 2:15 P.M. (CC)
• Someone Like You '01. Ashley Judd. A jilted woman finds success as a man-bashing columnist. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 1:15 P.M. (CC)
• Something's Gotta Give '03. Jack Nicholson. A music executive falls for the mother of his young girlfriend after having a heart attack in her home. (PG-13) (3:00) LIFE: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)
• Spaceballs '87. Mel Brooks. President Skroob pits evil Dark Helmet against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 3:45 A.M. (CC)
• Speed '94. Keanu Reeves. A SWAT team ace must keep the speed of a Santa Monica bus above 50 mph, or a madman's bomb will explode. (R) (2:00) ENC: Thu. 10:10 P.M., Fri. 2:10 P.M. (CC)
• Spider-Man '02. Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker uses his superhuman powers to battle his archenemy, the Green Goblin. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Mon. noon (CC)
• Spider-Man 2 '04. Tobey Maguire. Tormented Peter Parker battles a sinister scientist who uses mechanical tentacles for destructive purposes. (PG-13) (2:15) MAX: Mon. 7:45 P.M. (CC)
• Spiral '07. Joel Moore. A telemarketer's disturbing past threatens to lead him down a dark path. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Splinter '08. Shea Whigham. A vacationing couple and an escaped convict become trapped by a voracious parasite that devours its victims from the inside out. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)
• Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over '03. Antonio Banderas. A boy tries to rescue his sister inside a virtual-reality game created by a madman out to enslave children. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Sun. 7 P.M.
• Starsky & Hutch '04. Ben Stiller. Thrown together as partners, two detectives investigate a cocaine dealer suspected of murder. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 10 P.M., Wed. noon, Sat. 8:15 P.M. (CC)
• Staying on Top '02. Holly Sampson. A beautiful woman uses sex to climb the corporate ladder and beat her rival. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
• Steel Magnolias '89. Sally Field. Based on the play about six Southern women who become close friends despite their eccentricities and complicated lives. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Fri. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Step Up '06. Channing Tatum. A troubled guy but a gifted dancer attracts the attention of a talented ballerina at a Maryland school. (PG-13) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Stepfather '09. Dylan Walsh. A young man becomes increasingly suspicious that his mother's new lover is concealing an evil side. (PG-13) (1:44) STZ: Tue. 1:36 A.M., Wed. 5 P.M. (CC)
• Stick It '06. Jeff Bridges. A final brush with the law sends a teenage gymnast to a legendary coach's elite academy, where her rebellious attitude makes her both friends and enemies. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Stir Crazy '80. Gene Wilder. Two losers dressed as big birds for a bank's PR stunt go to prison after two other big birds rob it. (R) (1:55) ENC: Wed. 4:35 P.M. (CC)
• The Stone Boy '84. Robert Duvall. The 12-year-old son of Montana farmers withdraws after accidentally shooting and killing his brother. (PG) (1:35) MAX: Mon. 5:15 A.M. (CC)
• The Story of Us '99. Bruce Willis. While their children are away at summer camp, a married couple try to remember why they fell in love. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 4:30 P.M.
• Strange Wilderness '08. Steve Zahn. The hosts of a TV wildlife program hope to save their show from cancellation by finding the legendary Bigfoot. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)
• Strangers With Candy '05. Amy Sedaris. With her father in a coma, 47-year-old ex-convict Jerri Blank enrolls in high school and enters a science fair. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Tue. 3 P.M. (CC)
• Street Kings '08. Keanu Reeves. A policeman navigates an ethically ambiguous path, as he and a homicide detective search for a cop killer. (R) (1:55) HBO: Sun. 3:35 A.M., Sat. 1:50 A.M. (CC)
• The Stunt Man '80. Peter O'Toole. An all-knowing director toys with a fugitive's mind after making him stuntman on a movie set. (R) (3:00) TCM: Sat. 3 A.M.
• Superman Returns '06. Brandon Routh. While Lex Luthor plots against him, the Man of Steel tries to reconnect with Lois Lane and find his place in a world that learned to survive in his absence. (PG-13) (3:30) AMC: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
• Surrogates '09. Bruce Willis. FBI agents probe a murder case linked to the inventor of technology that allows people to live vicariously though robotic versions of themselves. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Sun. 2:30 P.M., 10:55 P.M. (CC)
• Sweet Home Alabama '02. Reese Witherspoon. Separated from her Southern husband, an engaged New York fashion designer confronts him about a divorce. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Sat. 5:20 A.M. (CC)
• Swiss Family Robinson '60. John Mills. The shipwrecked Robinsons and their three sons build a house in a huge tropical tree and fight pirates invading the island. (G) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)
• The Take '07. John Leguizamo. An armored-truck driver searches for the man who shot him. (R) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 12:20 A.M. (CC)
• Taken '08. Liam Neeson. A former spy puts his extensive training to the test when he must rescue his kidnapped daughter from sex-slave traffickers. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 12:15 A.M. (CC)
• Taking 5 '07. Alona Tal. Two fans of a boy band hatch a kidnapping scheme. (PG) (2:00) MTV: Tue. 1 P.M.
• The Taking of Pelham 123 '09. Denzel Washington. A subway dispatcher calls on his extensive knowledge of the transit system to outwit hijackers who are threatening to kill passengers unless a ransom is paid. (R) (1:50) STZ: Sat. 3:25 A.M. (CC)
• The Tale of Despereaux '08. Voices of Matthew Broderick. Animated. In the faraway kingdom of Dor, a misfit mouse must find his inner knight in order to rescue a kidnapped princess. (G) (1:35) MAX: Mon. 7 A.M. (CC)
• Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby '06. Will Ferrell. NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby faces his greatest challenge ever when French Formula One driver Jean Girard roars onto the scene. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)
• Tarzan and the Lost City '98. Casper Van Dien. A jungle dweller's fiancee pursues him as tries to stop a ruthless explorer from destroying his homeland. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
• Tea With Mussolini '99. Cher. An Englishwoman and her eccentric friends take in a boy named Luca during World War II in Italy. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 7:15 A.M., Sat. 5:15 A.M.
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze '91. Paige Turco. The four superturtles and their newswoman friend meet Tokka and Rahzar, Shredder's new mutant monsters. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)
• Telefon '77. Charles Bronson. Moscow sends over a KGB man to meet a female spy and prevent a mad Stalinist from activating long-dormant agents who would trigger bombs. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation '95. Ren??e Zellweger. Psycho Leatherface and his gruesome clan terrorize a high-schooler who loses her way the night of her prom. (R) (1:30) ENC: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)
• They Live '88. Roddy Piper. When two men put on special sunglasses they see aliens and subliminal messages. (R) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 2 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Thief '81. James Caan. A safecracker runs into trouble with the mob when he wants to quit after one last heist. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 3:10 A.M. (CC)
• Three Husbands '50. Emlyn Williams. Three husbands each receive a letter which casts doubt on each of their wives' marital fidelity. (NR) (2:30) BET: Sun. 2:30 P.M.
• Timber Falls '07. Josh Randall. Mike and Sheryl find that their camp in the woods is perfect until she is kidnapped by a crazed family which plans to use her as breeding stock. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)
• The Time Machine '02. Guy Pearce. A scientist travels into the future and meets a race of people who fear hideous monsters living under the ground. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 5 P.M. (CC)
• A Time to Kill '96. Sandra Bullock. A Southern lawyer and his legal assistant defend a black man for killing his young daughter's white attackers. (R) (2:30) ENC: Wed. 12:30 P.M., 8 P.M., 3:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Time Traveler's Wife '09. Rachel McAdams. The unusual genetic makeup of a librarian causes him to travel back and forth through time, so that he and his beloved are always out of sync. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sat. 8 P.M., midnight (CC)
• Tin Men '87. Richard Dreyfuss. Rival aluminum-siding salesmen declare war in 1963 Baltimore. (R) (1:55) MAX: Thu. 7:50 A.M. (CC)
• To Each His Own '46. Olivia de Havilland. The London blitz of World War II leads to the reunion of an unwed mother and the son she gave up for adoption. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)
• To Have and Have Not '44. Humphrey Bogart. A boat skipper flirts with a singer and fools Nazis on the island of Martinique. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Tornado: Nature Unleashed '04. Daniel Bernhardt. A massive tornado threatens the lives of a journalist, a producer and a town of Gypsies. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 1 A.M.
• Towelhead '07. Summer Bishil. A Lebanese-American teen on the cusp of sexual awakening goes to live with her strict father. (R) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 3:50 A.M. (CC)
• Trading Places '83. Dan Aykroyd. Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker and a street hustler. (R) (2:00) WGN-A: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Training Day '01. Denzel Washington. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes. (R) (2:05) MAX: Sun. noon (CC)
• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen '09. Shia LaBeouf. When an ancient Decepticon rises for revenge, Sam and Mikaela must figure out the history of the Transformers' presence on Earth and find a way to save the planet. (PG-13) (2:45) HBO: Sun. 1:45 P.M., 1 A.M., Wed. 4 P.M., midnight, Sat. 7:30 A.M., 3:30 P.M. (CC)
• Transporter 3 '08. Jason Statham. Mob courier Frank Martin and the subject of his assignment, a cynical Ukrainian woman, are fitted with shackles that will explode if they wander too far from his car. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 8:15 P.M., 5:45 A.M., Sat. 10:45 A.M., 9 P.M.
• The Trigger Effect '96. Kyle MacLachlan. Southern California yuppies cope with a sick infant, young toughs and a looter during a power failure. (R) (1:35) MAX: Sun. 3:40 A.M. (CC)
• Trois 2: Pandora's Box '02. Monica Calhoun. A married psychologist has an affair with a mysterious man who is really after her large inheritance. (R) (2:00) BET: Sat. 8 P.M.
• Tuck Everlasting '02. Alexis Bledel. While walking in the woods, a teenager meets a family who can stay young forever. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 6:50 A.M. (CC)
• 12 Rounds '09. John Cena. A cop must navigate through an elaborate series of traps and puzzles to save his kidnapped fiancee from a vengeful criminal. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Tue. 2:35 P.M. (CC)
• Two Can Play That Game '01. Vivica A. Fox. A woman claims to have complete control over her boyfriend. (R) (1:35) HBO: Wed. 4:55 A.M. (CC)
• 2 Fast 2 Furious '03. Paul Walker. A former policeman and his friend work with a U.S. Customs agent to indict a launderer in Miami. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Wed. 10 P.M., midnight.
• 2012 '09. John Cusack. A failed writer tries to lead his family to safety, as the world falls apart during a series of global cataclysms. (PG-13) (2:40) STZ: Sun. 8:05 A.M., 4 P.M., Tue. 3:20 A.M., Wed. 12:50 P.M., 8:22 P.M. (CC)
• Tyler Perry's the Family That Preys '08. Kathy Bates. Secrets and scandals test the friendship of a wealthy socialite and a working-class woman, upsetting both their families. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 8 P.M.
• The Ugly Truth '09. Katherine Heigl. A chauvinist puts a romantically challenged producer through a series of outrageous tests to prove his theories about relationships. (R) (1:40) STZ: Sun. 12:50 P.M., 8:24 P.M., Mon. 7:20 A.M. (CC)
• Unbeatable Harold '06. Gordon Michaels. An Elvis-loving assistant manager at a Reno restaurant courts a new waitress who is on the run from her rotten boyfriend. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 6:30 A.M., Thu. 9:05 A.M.
• The Unborn '09. Odette Yustman. With the help of a spiritualist, a woman uncovers a family curse dating back to Nazi Germany and involving a demonic spirit with the power to inhabit anything or anyone. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 10:30 A.M., Fri. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
• Unbreakable '00. Bruce Willis. The sole survivor of a horrific train crash, questioning his existence, finds counsel in a mysterious stranger. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 6:30 P.M., 2:02 A.M., Thu. 10:30 P.M., Fri. 3 P.M. (CC)
• Undead or Alive '07. Chris Kattan. A cowboy, an Army deserter and a beautiful woman battle a horde of zombies in the Old West. (R) (1:35) SHO: Mon. 3 P.M.
• Under Cover '87. David Neidorf. A Baltimore police officer goes under cover at a South Carolina high school to nab drug suppliers. (R) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 2:55 P.M.
• Under New Management '09. Kal Penn. Two co-workers turn their office into a partying hot spot after they send their boss on a sex cruise. (NR) (1:50) TMC: Sun. 9 A.M., Thu. noon (CC)
• Underdog '07. Voices of Jason Lee. A canine superhero must save the day when an evil scientist and his enormous henchman threaten the citizens of Capitol City. (PG) (1:30) DIS: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)
• Up '09. Voices of Ed Asner. Animated. A 78-year-old balloon salesman ties thousands of balloons to his house and flies to South America, but discovers too late a young stowaway aboard. (PG) (1:45) STZ: Thu. 9:15 P.M., Fri. 7:20 A.M., 2:50 P.M. (CC)
• Valentino: The Last Emperor '08. The life of a legendary fashion designer. (PG-13) (1:40) SHO: Tue. 2:45 P.M. (CC)
• Valkyrie '08. Tom Cruise. Fearing that Hitler will destroy his beloved Germany, Col. Claus von Stauffenberg joins a group of high-ranking men who are plotting to assassinate him. (PG-13) (2:05) TMC: Mon. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Velveteen Rabbit '07. Jane Seymour. Live action/animated. Longing to be real, a stuffed bunny gives comfort to a lonely boy. (G) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 5:20 A.M. (CC)
• Venom '05. Agnes Bruckner. Resurrected as a killer, a gas station owner terrorizes a group of teenagers in the swamps of Louisiana. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Fri. 3 A.M.
• The Veteran '06. Ally Sheedy. A war veteran revisits a troubled past when he meets a former comrade in Vietnam. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 4:30 P.M., 2:45 A.M.
• Vicky Cristina Barcelona '08. Javier Bardem. Sexual sparks ignite when a hot-tempered woman arrives in the midst of her former lover's fling with two American tourists. (PG-13) (1:40) SHO: Thu. 7:25 A.M., 6:15 P.M.
• A View to a Kill '85. Roger Moore. Agent 007 ties a mad tycoon and his statuesque aide to a plot to flood Silicon Valley. (PG) (2:20) ENC: Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)
• The V.I.P.'s '63. Elizabeth Taylor. Very important people must wait in a London airport. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Mon. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
• Virtuosity '95. Denzel Washington. An ex-cop doing prison time chases a virtual-reality killer from the program onto the Los Angeles streets. (R) (1:55) HBO: Thu. 4:05 A.M. (CC)
• Virus '99. Jamie Lee Curtis. Passengers on a sinking ship board a seemingly deserted Russian vessel containing a mutating alien force. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 10 P.M., Thu. 4 P.M. (CC)
• W. '08. Josh Brolin. George W. Bush transforms himself from a ne'er-do-well son of privilege to president of the United States. (PG-13) (2:10) TMC: Thu. 7:30 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
• Waiting to Exhale '95. Whitney Houston. Relationships preoccupy Phoenix friends: divorcee Bernadine, careerist Savannah, popular Robin, and Gloria, whose ex-husband is gay. (R) (2:10) MAX: Wed. 3:50 P.M. (CC)
• Waking Up in Reno '02. Billy Bob Thornton. A married man has an affair with his best friend's wife while both couples travel from Arkansas to Nevada. (R) (1:35) STZ: Sat. 1:50 A.M. (CC)
• Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story '07. John C. Reilly. Following a childhood tragedy, Dewey Cox rises to music stardom, falls victim to drug abuse, and finds the love of a good woman. (R) (2:00) FX: Mon. 10:30 P.M., Tue. 10 A.M.
• WALL-E '08. Voices of Ben Burtt. Animated. After years of tidying up an Earth devoid of humanity, a robot janitor meets a mechanical scout and chases her across the galaxy. (G) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 7 A.M., 6:20 P.M. (CC)
• Walled In '09. Mischa Barton. An engineer investigates a building where people were entombed alive. (R) (1:40) SHO: Thu. 1:35 A.M. (CC)
• Waltzing Anna '06. Emmanuelle Chriqui. An unscrupulous doctor finds a prescription for change at a nursing home. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 7 A.M. (CC)
• Wanted '08. James McAvoy. After his estranged father is murdered, an office drone joins secret assassins who take their orders from Fate itself. (R) (1:55) MAX: Mon. 5:50 P.M. (CC)
• Watchmen '09. Billy Crudup. After his former colleague is murdered, a masked vigilante uncovers a plot to discredit and destroy the world's superheroes. (R) (3:15) MAX: Fri. 6:45 P.M. (CC)
• Way for a Sailor '30. John Gilbert. A British sailor and his new bride split after he confesses to lying about his profession. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 1:45 P.M.
• The Way to the Stars '45. John Mills. Allied airmen mix with residents of a hotel near a British airfield. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 12:30 P.M.
• Wayne's World '92. Mike Myers. Metal-head friends Wayne and Garth sell their basement cable-access TV show to a city slicker. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 11 A.M. (CC)
• We Were Soldiers '02. Mel Gibson. A lieutenant colonel and approximately 400 U.S. troops battle 2,000 North Vietnamese in 1965. (R) (2:30) TMC: Wed. midnight.
• The Wedding Singer '98. Adam Sandler. A spirited entertainer and a waitress with a boorish fiance work at the same weddings. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 7 P.M.
• Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins '08. Martin Lawrence. Determined to prove to his family how much he has changed, a talk-show star returns to his small Southern hometown for his parents' anniversary. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Fri. 8:30 P.M. (CC)
• What a Girl Wants '03. Amanda Bynes. A vivacious teenager leaves New York in order to meet her estranged father in London. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)
• What About Bob? '91. Bill Murray. A patient follows a pop psychiatrist on his vacation and annoys him while charming his family. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 7 A.M. (CC)
• What Just Happened? '08. Robert De Niro. A movie producer tries to engineer a reconciliation with his ex-wife while dealing with a number of problems surrounding his latest projects. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 10 P.M., Sat. 12:15 P.M. (CC)
• What's Love Got to Do With It '93. Angela Bassett. Anna Mae Bullock meets singer/songwriter Ike Turner and goes into show business under the stage name Tina. (R) (2:30) WE: Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)
• The Wheeler Dealers '63. James Garner. A bogus Texas tycoon sets Wall Street on fire. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)
• Whip It '09. Ellen Page. Stifled in her mother's world of beauty pageants and conformity, a rebellious teen finds purpose and liberation in the ranks of a Texas roller-derby team. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Sun. 8 P.M., Mon. 10:05 A.M., 10 P.M., Wed. 8:05 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
• The White Stripes: Under Great White Northern Lights '09. Jack White. The musical duo tours Canada playing all types of venues. (NR) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 11 P.M., Fri. 2:15 A.M.
• Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? '66. Elizabeth Taylor. A professor and his wife drink and verbally assault each other in front of a younger couple, their dinner guests. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Mon. 11 P.M. (CC)
• Who's the Man? '93. Ed Lover. Two Harlem barbers score well on a multiple-choice police exam and use their badges to expose a ruthless developer. (R) (2:00) VH1: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 11 A.M.
• The Wings of Eagles '57. John Wayne. Based on the life of Frank "Spig" Wead, an aviation pioneer whose devotion to the Navy took priority over his family. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 10:30 P.M., 3:30 A.M. (CC)
• Without a Paddle '04. Seth Green. Three childhood friends embark on a canoe trip to find a plane hijacker's stash of money. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
• Witless Protection '08. Larry the Cable Guy. A small-town lawman and the FBI witness that he has in custody grapple with crooked federal agents, quack doctors and Chicago high-society. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 3 A.M.
• Wolf '94. Jack Nicholson. A wolf bite gives an editor a horrific new lease on life. (R) (2:20) TMC: Tue. 5:40 P.M.
• Women in Trouble '09. Carla Gugino. The lives of various women intersect when a pregnant porn star becomes trapped in an elevator with a neurotic woman and two other porn actresses look to score an extra payday. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 1:30 A.M.
• The Wood '99. Omar Epps. Young men, one of whom is about to be married, reminisce about their childhood during the 1980s in Inglewood, Calif. (R) (2:00) BET: Tue. 8 P.M., 1 A.M.
• Worth Winning '89. Mark Harmon. A TV weatherman's buddy bets him he cannot talk three women into marriage, and prove it on video. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Wrestler '08. Mickey Rourke. An aging wrestler tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter and get his battered body in shape for a rematch of one of his most-lauded fights. (R) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 4:50 A.M. (CC)
• Wrong Turn '03. Desmond Harrington. Three inbred cannibals terrorize a medical student and five campers in a remote area of West Virginia. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 1 P.M., Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
• Wrong Turn 2: Dead End '07. Erica Leerhsen. Deranged cannibals terrorize a group of contestants competing on a reality TV show in the wilderness of West Virginia. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 3 P.M.
• Wyatt Earp '94. Kevin Costner. The portrait traces him from Southern boy to Western lawman defending boomtowns with his brothers and Doc Holliday. (PG-13) (4:00) SPIKE: Sun. 5 P.M.
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe '08. David Duchovny. Mulder and Scully encounter a priest with psychic visions when they reunite to solve a baffling missing-persons case. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 12:45 P.M. (CC)
• X, Y & Zee '72. Elizabeth Taylor. The introduction of an extramarital lover brings a couple's love-hate relationship to the boiling point. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 4 A.M.
• X-Men Origins: Wolverine '09. Hugh Jackman. Explores Wolverine's violent past, the death of his lover and his complex relationship with Victor Creed. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Thu. 6:20 P.M. (CC)
• XXX '02. Vin Diesel. A government agent recruits an athlete to stop an anarchist from using biological and chemical weapons. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Fri. 5:50 A.M., Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Year One '09. Jack Black. Two lazy primitives begin an epic journey through the ancient world after they are banished from their village. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Tue. 11:35 A.M., 9:23 P.M., Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)
• Yonkers Joe '08. Chazz Palminteri. A con man's family gets in the way of a scheme. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 12:30 P.M., Fri. 2:45 P.M. (CC)
• You Can Count on Me '00. Laura Linney. The straight-arrow life of a single mother begins to go into a tailspin when her drifter brother returns home. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 6:15 P.M., Sat. 6 P.M.
• You Lucky Dog '98. Kirk Cameron. Angry relatives try to get rid of the pet psychic and dog to whom a deceased family member bequeathed his fortune. (1:30) DIS: Sun. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
• Young Guns '88. Emilio Estevez. An English aristocrat hires Billy the Kid and five other outcasts to guard his New Mexico ranch. (R) (2:00) CMT: Tue. 2 P.M., 10 P.M.
• Young Man With a Horn '50. Kirk Douglas. A trumpet player who is driven by his music is ruined by one woman and saved by another. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 10 P.M.
• Zoom '06. Tim Allen. A former superhero becomes mentor to a ragtag group of young heroes-in-training. (PG) (2:00) FX: Sat. 9 A.M.
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