
The office wiener roast attracted a first-class Ivy League put-down as the winner of Caption Contest 124, as selected by a panel of judges lacking any Harvard, Yale or Princeton diplomas on their walls. Stacy Innerst's newest caption challenge will be attractive to duffers, golf widows and many others.
Send up to three entries to page2@post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222. Please include name and address and identify your municipality or city neighborhood. Deadline: Feb. 15. Winners receive a PG umbrella, useful for pounding any groundhog that promises more winter.

In the end, Larry's Boy Scout training proved more valuable than his MBA from Harvard.
Ron Dylewski, Aspinwall
Due to recent budget cuts, Hal was forced to take working vacations.
Jeff Santello, Mt. Lebanon
And that's the last time Bill ever got called in to work on a weekend.
Jim Quigg, Upper St. Clair
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