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Television movies for the week of Nov. 22
Sunday, November 22, 2009

TV Movies: Nov. 22-28

MOVIE RATINGS
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G = General audiences
PG = Parental Guidance
PG-13 = Not recommended for preteens
R = Restricted audience

CC = Closed captioned for hearing impaired
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• Ace of Hearts '08. Dean Cain. A police officer tries to save his beloved partner, a German shepherd, from being put to sleep. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Ace Ventura Jr.: Pet Detective '09. Josh Flitter. The son of a supersleuth comes to the rescue when his mother is the prime suspect in the kidnapping of a baby panda. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Sat. 10:30 A.M.

• Across the Wide Missouri '51. Clark Gable. Trappers enter the uncharted lands of the Blackfoot Indians in their search for prized beaver pelts. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Air Force One '97. Harrison Ford. Demanding the release of a political prisoner, a terrorist and his gang hijack the U.S. president's plane. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Akeelah and the Bee '06. Laurence Fishburne. An 11-year-old girl in South Los Angeles discovers she has a talent for spelling. (PG) (2:00) DIS: Fri. 8:30 P.M., Sat. noon.

• Aladdin '92. Voices of Scott Weinger. Animated. Disney's version of a tale about an Arabian thief who finds a magic lamp and tries to win a princess's heart. (G) (2:00) ABCFAM: Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker '06. Alex Pettyfer. A teenage spy for MI6 investigates a billionaire who donated computers to every school in England. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Alexander '04. Colin Farrell. Macedonia's young king conquers much of the known world. (R) (3:00) SYFY: Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Alien '79. Tom Skerritt. A horrific spaceship stowaway attacks interstellar miners. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Alien Express '05. Lou Diamond Phillips. A ravenous creature wreaks havoc and later multiplies aboard a bullet train that is on its inaugural voyage. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Alien Resurrection '97. Sigourney Weaver. Cloned Ellen Ripley and others aboard a spaceship battle rampaging aliens. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Alien Sex Files 3: Alien Ecstasy '09. Jenae Alt. A general and a renegade agent combat an invasion of sex-starved aliens. (1:30) MAX: Thu. 11:50 P.M. (CC)

• Aliens '86. Sigourney Weaver. The survivor of a horrific alien attack returns to planet LB 426 with soldiers. (R) (3:00) AMC: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)

• All Hat '07. Keith Carradine. An ex-convict tries to stop a developer from buying farmland to build a golf course. (R) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 9:55 A.M.

• All Together Now '08. Dominic Champagne. The Beatles and Cirque du Soleil work on a stage production. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

• Along Came Polly '04. Ben Stiller. A man finds solace with another woman after his wife cheats on him during their honeymoon. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. midnight (CC)

• The Alphabet Killer '08. Eliza Dushku. Former cop Megan Price investigates a murder similar to one that drove her crazy. (R) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Amateurs '05. Jeff Bridges. A small-town citizen convinces his fellow residents to help him make an amateur porn film. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 7:15 P.M.

• Amazing Grace '06. Ioan Gruffudd. William Wilburforce fights to abolish slavery in England. (PG) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 6 A.M. (CC)

• American Drug War: The Last White Hope '07. Government agents, judges, politicians and others discuss the long battle to keep illegal drugs out of the United States. (NR) (2:00) SHO: Sat. 12:30 A.M.

• American Gangster '07. Denzel Washington. A chauffeur rises to prominence as the most-powerful crime boss in 1970s Harlem. (R) (2:40) HBO: Wed. midnight (CC)

• American Outlaws '01. Colin Farrell. Jesse James and his gang rob banks to foil a railroad baron. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 6:15 A.M. (CC)

• The American President '95. Michael Douglas. A political rival turns the widowed president's romance with an environmental lobbyist into an election-year issue. (PG-13) (1:55) HBO: Mon. 3:05 P.M. (CC)

• America's Sweethearts '01. Julia Roberts. A publicist tries to convince the press that the feuding co-stars of a new movie are still in love. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Sun. 5:30 A.M., Mon. 7:15 P.M. (CC)

• And God Created Woman '88. Rebecca De Mornay. A sultry convict schemes to win her parole. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• Angel Eyes '01. Jennifer Lopez. A Chicago policewoman with memories of child abuse meets a man who saw his family die in a car accident. (R) (1:55) HBO: Mon. 4:05 A.M. (CC)

• Angel on My Shoulder '46. Paul Muni. A slain gangster breaks his deal with the devil, who has brought him back as an honest judge. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Annie '82. Aileen Quinn. Daddy Warbucks protects little orphan Annie in 1930s New York. (PG) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Antz '98. Voices of Woody Allen. Animated. A nonconforming ant disrupts colony life by impersonating a soldier and falling in love with a princess. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Fri. 11:30 A.M.

• Apocalypto '06. Rudy Youngblood. As the end of the Mayan civilization draws near, a man makes a desperate bid to escape being a human sacrifice and return to his family and the woman he loves. (R) (2:25) STZ: Sun. 6:35 P.M. (CC)

• Appaloosa '08. Ed Harris. The arrival of an attractive widow complicates the attempts of two lawmen to bring a malevolent rancher to justice. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Arachnophobia '90. Jeff Daniels. A doctor and his wife buy a California farm with termites and a killer spider from Venezuela. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Sat. 9 P.M., 12:35 A.M.

• Arctic Tale '07. Narrated by Queen Latifah. A walrus and a polar bear grow to maturity, as their frozen wilderness now melts beneath them. (G) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 10 A.M., Sat. 10:45 A.M. (CC)

• Are We Done Yet? '07. Ice Cube. A contractor with a bizarre business plan complicates a man's attempt to move his new family to the suburbs. (PG) (2:30) FX: Sat. 1 P.M.

• Are We There Yet? '05. Ice Cube. A divorcee's two children torment a man on a road trip. (PG) (2:00) FX: Sat. 11 A.M.

• Areola 51 '07. Molinee Green. An alien abduction of the erotic kind leads to sensuous pleasures. (NR) (1:15) TMC: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Arthur Hailey's Detective '05. Tom Berenger. A condemned prisoner reveals the truth behind his grisly crimes to the priest-turned-investigator who put him away. (NR) (3:00) USA: Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford '07. Brad Pitt. While planning his next robbery, infamous Jesse James faces betrayal by one of his own. (R) (2:45) HBO: Sun. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Assassins '95. Sylvester Stallone. A veteran hit-man contends with a crazy upstart and bad memories while embarking on his final assignment. (R) (2:15) ENC: Sat. 5:45 P.M. (CC)

• ATL '06. Tip "T.I." Harris. Four Atlanta teenagers, whose lives revolve around hip-hop and rollerskating, face life-changing challenges on and off the rink. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Thu. 1 A.M., Fri. 6 P.M.

• August Rush '07. Freddie Highmore. A boy uses his prodigious musical gifts to find his parents, unaware that they have begun a similar journey to find him. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

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• Baby Mama '08. Tina Fey. A career woman hires a surrogate mother to have her baby. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 11:15 A.M. (CC)

• Babylon A.D. '08. Vin Diesel. A futuristic mercenary guards a woman who is mankind's last hope for survival. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 10 P.M., Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Back to the Future Part II '89. Michael J. Fox. A young man and his inventor friend must take a DeLorean time machine to 2015. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Back to the Future Part III '90. Michael J. Fox. A young man takes a DeLorean time machine to the Old West, where his inventor friend is courting a schoolmarm. (PG) (2:05) ENC: Fri. 5 A.M. (CC)

• Bad Men of Missouri '41. Dennis Morgan. Carpetbaggers drive brothers Cole, Jim and Bob Younger to crime and the path of Jesse James. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 3:30 P.M.

• Bait Shop '08. Bill Engvall. The owner of a small-town bait shop competes in a fishing tournament for the prize money to save his business. (PG) (1:55) USA: Mon. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• Barbershop '02. Ice Cube. A Chicago barber tries to get his business back after selling it to a loan shark. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Barbershop 2: Back in Business '04. Ice Cube. The owner of a barbershop faces pressure from a corporation that is opening establishments in his neighborhood. (PG-13) (2:30) COMEDY: Sat. 4:30 P.M.

• Barbie and the Three Musketeers '09. Kelly Sheridan. Animated. Corinne trains in secret to become a Musketeer and must save the prince from an evil plot. (NR) (1:30) NICK: Sun. 1 P.M., Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Barnyard: The Original Party Animals '06. Voices of Kevin James. Animated. Otis the bull would rather sing and dance with the other farm animals, but somehow he must find the courage to lead when responsibility is thrust upon him. (PG) (2:00) NICK: Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Basilisk: The Serpent King '06. Yancy Butler. With help from archaeologists, the military tries to destroy a mythical creature that turns its victims to stone. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Be Kind Rewind '08. Jack Black. Rentals fly off the shelves after two friends create homemade versions of popular movies to replace a video store's obliterated inventory. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Beach '00. Leonardo DiCaprio. Young people seek Nirvana on an island off the coast of Thailand, only to discover it is not what it seems. (R) (2:00) FX: Wed. 10 A.M.

• Beavis and Butt-head Do America '96. Voices of Mike Judge. Animated. Numbskull teens wander after their stolen television and into the clutches of arms dealers. (PG-13) (2:00) SPIKE: Thu. 2 A.M.

• Bedazzled '67. Peter Cook. A depressed cook makes a diabolical deal with the devil. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 10 P.M.

• Bedknobs and Broomsticks '71. Angela Lansbury. Live action/animated. A learn-by-mail witch shows cockney waifs her flying brass bed and other tricks in World War II England. (G) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Bee Movie '07. Voices of Jerry Seinfeld. Animated. After he talks to a human florist, a college-educated bee decides to sue the human race for stealing his kind's honey over the centuries. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 10:30 A.M., Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Beer League '06. Artie Lange. Two New Jersey softball teams must win or face expulsion. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Beethoven '92. Charles Grodin. Children talk their father into letting them keep a St. Bernard puppy, which grows to be a problem. (PG) (1:30) ENC: Thu. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Beethoven's 2nd '93. Charles Grodin. A St. Bernard's evil owner tries to abduct her litter from a family who saved them from death. (PG) (1:35) DIS: Wed. noon.

• Before the Devil Knows You're Dead '07. Philip Seymour Hoffman. A man ropes his brother into a scheme to rob their parents' jewelry store. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Believe in Me '06. Jeffrey Donovan. A high-school coach faces opposition from a powerful rancher when he tries to lead his girls basketball team to the state championships. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 7:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Belle of New York '52. Fred Astaire. A playboy falls for a Bowery mission worker in 1890s New York. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 1:30 A.M.

• Ben 10: Alien Swarm '09. Ryan Kelley. Ben and a mysterious girl from his past must prevent an alien threat from destroying the world. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Wed. 7 P.M., 8:30 P.M., Fri. 8:30 P.M.

• Ben 10: Race Against Time '07. Graham Phillips. Ben, Gwen and Max must stop an extraterrestrial who plans to open a gateway that leads to an alien invasion. (1:30) TOON: Wed. 8 A.M.

• Beowulf '07. Voices of Ray Winstone. Animated. A warrior battles a ferocious demon and its evil but seductive mother. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 1 P.M., Sat. 3 P.M., 2:30 A.M.

• Betrayed '88. Debra Winger. An FBI agent falls in love with a white supremacist whose group she infiltrates. (R) (2:10) MAX: Wed. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Beverly Hills Chihuahua '08. Piper Perabo. A pampered pooch from Beverly Hills gets lost on mean streets of Mexico. (PG) (1:37) STZ: Fri. 6:50 P.M., Sat. 6:10 A.M., 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Beverly Hills Cop '84. Eddie Murphy. A hip Detroit detective drives out to Los Angeles and shows local police how to catch a killer. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Fri. 11 A.M., Sat. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Beverly Hills Cop II '87. Eddie Murphy. A clever detective from Detroit shows Los Angeles how to stop a hit woman's so-called Alphabet Crimes. (R) (2:00) A&E: Sun. 7 A.M., 2 P.M. (CC)

• Beverly Hills Cop III '94. Eddie Murphy. A hip detective from Detroit tracks a crime ring to a Los Angeles fun park called WonderWorld. (R) (2:00) A&E: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Beverly Hills Ninja '97. Chris Farley. A ninja watches out for his portly adopted brother, hired to track a mystery woman's beau in Southern California. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Sun. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Beyond Sherwood Forest '09. Robin Dunne. The Sheriff of Nottingham uses a shape-shifting monster to destroy Robin Hood. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 9 P.M., 1 A.M.

• Bickford Schmeckler's Cool Ideas '06. Patrick Fugit. A socially inept but brilliant collegian races to retrieve a notebook containing his personal theories and intellectual revelations. (R) (1:45) COMEDY: Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)

• The Big Clock '48. Ray Milland. A crime-magazine publisher kills his mistress, then orders his editor to lead a manhunt. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 8 P.M.

• Big Fat Liar '02. Frankie Muniz. A teenager travels to Los Angeles after a sleazy Hollywood producer turns his school story into a movie. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 7:30 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• Big Momma's House 2 '06. Martin Lawrence. An FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent granny and works as a nanny. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 5:30 P.M.

• The Big Sleep '46. Humphrey Bogart. Raymond Chandler's private eye Philip Marlowe follows two wealthy sisters through a maze of murders. Unedited version. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey '91. Keanu Reeves. Grim Reaper helps dopes stop their evil robot twins. (PG) (1:35) MAX: Sun. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

• Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure '89. Keanu Reeves. Dopey dudes time-travel to fetch celebs for school project. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• Black Hole '06. Judd Nelson. An experiment gone awry unleashes a giant black hole that threatens to swallow the Midwest. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Black Irish '06. Brendan Gleeson. A teen tries to keep his life together while his parents wallow in an unhappy marriage and his brother tries to lure him into criminal behavior. (R) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 11 A.M., 12:30 A.M.

• Black Ops '08. Gary Stretch. A veteran officer encounters supernatural forces aboard a secret prison ship. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 8 P.M.

• Black Orpheus '59. Breno Mello. Death follows a streetcar conductor and country girl during carnival in Rio de Janeiro. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 2 A.M.

• Black Point '01. David Caruso. A former policeman is entangled in a murderous game. (R) (1:55) SHO: Tue. 3:05 P.M. (CC)

• Black Sheep '96. Chris Farley. To head off political embarrassment, the aide of a gubernatorial candidate shepherds his boss's uncouth brother. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Blackmail '29. Anny Ondra. A Scotland Yard inspector deals with a blackmailer who knows that the lawman's fiancee killed an artist. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 3 A.M.

• Blackwell's Island '39. John Garfield. A reporter sends a mobster to prison, then goes in after him posing as a convict. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 10:15 A.M.

• Blade: Trinity '04. Wesley Snipes. Blade and a pair of vampire slayers battle Dracula, the newly resurrected ancestor of the undead. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Bleach: Memories of Nobody '06. Voices of Masakazu Morita. Animated. As material and spiritual worlds threaten to collide, a being made entirely of memories appears. (NR) (2:00) TOON: Sat. midnight.

• Block-Heads '38. Stan Laurel. Stan and Ollie come home from World War I, which has been over for 20 years. (NR) (1:00) TCM: Tue. 5 A.M.

• Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road '06. Comics Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and Ron White perform their stand-up routines. (NR) (2:30) COMEDY: Sun. 6:30 P.M., Mon. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Boat Trip '03. Cuba Gooding Jr. Two skirt-chasing buddies discover too late that their travel agent has booked them on an all-gay cruise. (R) (2:00) TBS: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Bolt '08. Voices of John Travolta. Animated. A dog who thinks his TV superpowers are real begins a cross-country journey back to Hollywood. (PG) (1:45) STZ: Sun. 1:20 P.M., 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Bonneville '06. Jessica Lange. After her husband's death, Arvilla brings her two friends on a road trip that turns into the journey of a lifetime. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 6 A.M., 2:10 P.M., Sat. 6:45 A.M. (CC)

• Boomerang '92. Eddie Murphy. A Manhattan playboy gets a new corporate boss, and she treats him the way he has always treated women. (R) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• Boston Blackie Goes Hollywood '42. Chester Morris. The police nab sleuth Blackie, reformed thief, caught taking cash from a friend's safe. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 2:15 A.M.

• Bound '96. Jennifer Tilly. A mobster's disgruntled girlfriend steals $2 million from him with the help of her lesbian lover. (R) (1:50) TMC: Sun. 3:15 A.M.

• Bound by Lies '05. Stephen Baldwin. A detective starts an affair with a mysterious photographer while investigating a series of murders. (R) (1:25) TMC: Wed. 3:35 A.M.

• Bowfinger '99. Steve Martin. A broke producer hires a nerd who looks like a famous actor and other misfits to star in his latest movie. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 4 P.M., Sat. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• A Boy Named Charlie Brown '69. Voices of Peter Robbins. Animated. Charlie Brown wins a slot in the national spelling bee in the "Peanuts" gang's first big-screen adventure. (G) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• The Brady Bunch Movie '95. Shelley Long. The Bradys and their TV-series clan refuse to sell their home to a shady real-estate developer. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Bride Wars '09. Kate Hudson. Weddings scheduled the same day turn best friends into enemies. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 2 P.M., 11 P.M., Wed. noon, 9 P.M., Sat. 8 A.M., 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Bridge to Terabithia '07. Josh Hutcherson. A boy and his new friend, the class outsider, create an imaginary world in which they rule as king and queen. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Bridges of Madison County '95. Clint Eastwood. Memoirs tell a deceased woman's children of her four-day affair in 1965 with a photographer on assignment. (PG-13) (3:00) AMC: Mon. 5 P.M., Tue. 9:30 A.M.

• Broken Trail '06. Robert Duvall. A cowboy and his nephew rescue five Chinese from prostitution. (NR) (4:00) AMC: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Brothers '01. Morris Chestnut. Four friends question women, relationships and honesty after one of them becomes engaged. (R) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 1 A.M., Fri. 4:10 A.M. (CC)

• The Brothers Solomon '07. Will Arnett. To fulfill their dying father's wish for a grandchild, two socially inept siblings embark on a mission to find mates and start families. (R) (1:35) ENC: Sun. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• Bruce Almighty '03. Jim Carrey. After a bad day at work, a frustrated reporter meets God, who endows him with divine powers for one week. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Wed. 11 P.M., Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Bucket List '07. Jack Nicholson. Two terminally ill men leave their hospital ward and set out to complete a list of things they want to do before they die. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 4:50 P.M., Fri. 3:15 P.M. (CC)

• Buffy the Vampire Slayer '92. Kristy Swanson. Valley girl Buffy departs from cheerleading to train with her recruiter for a vampire invasion. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Burn After Reading '08. George Clooney. Chaos reigns when a gym employee and her colleague try to benefit from a disc that they think holds state secrets but, really, contains the memoirs of a former CIA analyst. (R) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 1:05 A.M., Fri. 6:50 P.M. (CC)

• By the People: The Election of Barack Obama '09. Illinois Senator Barack Obama campaigns to become the first black president of the United States. (NR) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 11:50 P.M., Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

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• The Cake Eaters '07. Elizabeth Ashley. Two families must heal old wounds when a son comes home. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 4:45 P.M.

• Call Me Claus '01. Whoopi Goldberg. Facing mandatory retirement after 200 years, Santa Claus asks a television producer to replace him. (2:00) LIFE: Fri. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Camilla '94. Jessica Tandy. An adman's musician wife leaves Georgia for Canada with an aged ex-violinist named Camilla. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Fri. 10 A.M.

• Can't Hardly Wait '98. Jennifer Love Hewitt. A teen decides to proclaim his love for a classmate at their high-school graduation party. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 2:30 P.M., Thu. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Captain's Kid '36. May Robson. A young girl's friend, the town drunk, is tried for killing a man who tried to rob him. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 11 P.M.

• Carefree '38. Fred Astaire. A romantically confused patient develops feelings toward the psychiatrist attempting to cure her of her indecisiveness. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Carnal Knowledge '71. Jack Nicholson. A doctor and a lawyer feed sexual hang-ups from their Ivy League days to middle age. (R) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 4 A.M.

• Carrie '76. Sissy Spacek. A social misfit with psychic powers wreaks havoc at her prom to get even with pranksters. (R) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 2:35 A.M. (CC)

• Cars '06. Voices of Owen Wilson. Animated. A rookie race car learns about life from classic autos in a town along Route 66. (G) (2:05) DIS: Thu. 7 P.M., Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Casablanca '42. Humphrey Bogart. Cafe owner Rick helps an old flame and her husband escape from Nazis in Morocco. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Casino Royale '06. Daniel Craig. James Bond enters a high-stakes poker game with a man who finances terrorists. (PG-13) (3:00) SYFY: Thu. 9 P.M., Fri. 6 P.M.

• Casper '95. Christina Ricci. A teen who lost her mother befriends friendly ghost Casper while staying at a mean heiress's haunted mansion. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 11:50 P.M. (CC)

• Cast a Dark Shadow '55. Dirk Bogarde. A man who murdered his first wife for money makes plans to repeat his sinister scheme. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Changeling '08. Angelina Jolie. After her son is kidnapped and later found, a woman insists that the returned boy is not hers. (R) (2:30) HBO: Mon. 8 P.M., Thu. 1:10 A.M. (CC)

• Chapter 27 '07. Jared Leto. Mark David Chapman arrives in New York on a mission to kill John Lennon. (R) (1:25) TMC: Fri. 1:35 A.M. (CC)

• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory '05. Johnny Depp. Five children tour the wondrous factory of an odd candy-maker. (PG) (2:05) DIS: Sat. 8:55 P.M.

• Charlie Bartlett '07. Anton Yelchin. An awkward teenager endears himself to the student body by becoming the self-appointed psychiatrist at his new school. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 2:15 P.M.

• Chasing Christmas '05. Tom Arnold. Holiday spirits visit a single father who has boycotted Christmas since his wife left him. (NR) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Cheers for Miss Bishop '41. Martha Scott. Unlucky in love, an 1880s Midwestern schoolteacher devotes 50 years of her life to her students. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Chicken Little '05. Voices of Zach Braff. Animated. A young fowl and his friends flock together to save skeptical townsfolk from an alien attack. (G) (1:25) DIS: Thu. 4 P.M.

• Children of Men '06. Clive Owen. When infertility threatens mankind with extinction, a disillusioned bureaucrat becomes the unlikely champion in the fight for the survival of Earth's population. (R) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 3:10 A.M. (CC)

• Chitty Chitty Bang Bang '68. Dick Van Dyke. An inventor takes his kids and a candy tycoon's daughter for a musical ride in a flying car. (G) (2:30) ENC: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Chocolate War '88. John Glover. A schoolboy refuses to sell chocolate for a teacher or a bully at a Roman Catholic school for boys. (R) (1:50) TMC: Thu. 12:30 P.M.

• Christmas Do-Over '06. Jay Mohr. A man has a chance to make positive changes by reliving Christmas Day over and over again. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Christmas in Boston '05. Marla Sokoloff. Lifelong pen pals send their best friends to pose as them when the opportunity arises for a face-to-face meeting. (NR) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The Christmas List '97. Mimi Rogers. A store clerk learns a valuable lesson about the true meaning of Christmas when she gets everything on her wish list. (2:00) ABCFAM: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian '08. Georgie Henley. The Pevensie children come to the aid of a prince who seeks to overthrow his evil uncle. (PG) (2:35) STZ: Sun. 7:05 A.M., 12:10 A.M., Fri. 1:35 A.M., Sat. 4:25 P.M. (CC)

• The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe '05. Tilda Swinton. Children and a mystical lion unite against the White Witch. (PG) (2:25) DIS: Thu. 9:05 P.M.

• The Chronicles of Riddick '04. Vin Diesel. On the run from mercenaries, a fugitive lands on a planet endangered by an invading ruler and his bloodthirsty army. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Fri. midnight, Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Chumscrubber '05. Ralph Fiennes. An alienated teen launches his own investigation into a classmate's kidnapping. (R) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 1:20 A.M. (CC)

• City of Ember '08. Saoirse Ronan. Two teens must find the secret of their underground city's existence before its light dies forever. (PG) (1:35) MAX: Fri. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• Click '06. Adam Sandler. An overworked architect obtains a universal remote that allows him to control the world around him. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sat. 7:30 P.M.

• A Clockwork Orange '71. Malcolm McDowell. Young Alex and his droogs commit barbaric acts in a near-future, dehumanizing society. (R) (2:20) ENC: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Co-ed Confidential 3: Spring Break 4 '09. A compilation of episodes from the erotic series. (2:00) MAX: Sat. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• College Road Trip '08. Martin Lawrence. A cop accompanies his daughter on a trip to visit the colleges to which she is applying. (G) (1:25) ENC: Tue. 1:10 P.M., 8 P.M., 4:40 A.M. (CC)

• The Color of Freedom '07. Joseph Fiennes. Friendship evolves between Nelson Mandela and his jailer. (R) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• Colors '88. Sean Penn. An elite police unit is assigned to control gang violence. (R) (2:00) MAX: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Comfort and Joy '03. Nancy McKeon. Knocked unconscious in a car accident, a woman awakens to learn she is married and has two children. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 9 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)

• Coming to America '88. Eddie Murphy. Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to New York with his royal sidekick to find a true-love bride. (R) (2:30) BET: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 5:30 P.M.

• Commando '85. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A human killing machine and an airline hostess take on an ousted dictator's private army. (R) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Conspiracy Theory '97. Mel Gibson. An obsessive New York cabby, in love with a government worker, learns that one of his suspicions is justified. (R) (2:20) ENC: Tue. 9:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Cookout '04. Ja Rule. After her son signs a contract with an NBA team, a woman invites friends and family to a wild barbecue at his new mansion. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Sat. 11 P.M.

• The Courtship of Andy Hardy '42. Mickey Rooney. Judge Hardy asks Andy to date a girl whose parents are divorcing in the hope it will force a reconciliation. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 6:15 A.M. (CC)

• Coyote Ugly '00. Piper Perabo. A woman finds her dreams of singing sidelined by the notoriety she receives as a New York City barmaid. (PG-13) (2:30) CMT: Sat. 10 P.M.

• Crazy as Hell '02. Michael Beach. A psychiatrist interviews a patient at a mental institution who claims to be the devil. (R) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 6 P.M.

• Crocodile Dundee '86. Paul Hogan. A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 1:30 A.M., Sat. 9:45 A.M. (CC)

• Curious George '06. Voices of Will Ferrell. Animated. The Man in the Yellow Hat is on hand to help an inquisitive monkey out of trouble on a series of misadventures. (G) (2:00) ABCFAM: Fri. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Curse of King Tut's Tomb '06. Casper Van Dien. An archaeologist leads a team of explorers to find an emerald tablet rumored to be within Tutankhamen's burial site. (NR) (4:00) SYFY: Mon. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Cyborg '89. Jean-Claude Van Damme. Martial artist hunts killer in plague-infested future. (R) (1:25) MAX: Tue. 12:05 A.M. (CC)

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• D3: The Mighty Ducks '96. Emilio Estevez. Teenage hockey players get a prep-school scholarship, with a new team name and a new coach. (PG) (2:15) TBS: Sat. 5:30 A.M.

• Daddy Day Care '03. Eddie Murphy. After company downsizing, two former executives decide to open a day-care center for kids in their neighborhood. (PG) (2:00) FX: Sat. 9 A.M.

• Dan in Real Life '07. Steve Carell. An advice columnist falls in love with his brother's girlfriend. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Tue. 2:35 P.M., 3 A.M. (CC)

• Dances With Wolves '90. Kevin Costner. A Union officer at a frontier outpost befriends the Lakota and adopts their culture. (PG-13) (4:00) AMC: Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Dangerous Minds '95. Michelle Pfeiffer. An ex-Marine English teacher uses karate, drug talk and bribes to get through to her class of urban delinquents. (R) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 3:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Dark Knight '08. Christian Bale. Batman battles a vicious criminal known as the Joker. (PG-13) (2:45) HBO: Tue. 5:15 P.M., 4:25 A.M., Fri. 11 A.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• Dark Passage '47. Humphrey Bogart. A San Francisco art student hides a fugitive recovering from underworld plastic surgery. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Darkness Falls '03. Chaney Kley. The spirit of a woman who was lynched more than 150 years earlier haunts residents of a New England town. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Tue. 3:50 P.M., 2:25 A.M., Sat. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Day the Earth Stood Still '08. Keanu Reeves. The arrival of an extraterrestrial visitor triggers global upheaval. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 7 P.M., Tue. 11 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Dead One '07. Wilmer Valderrama. A man dies, and an Aztec god reanimates him as a slave. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 10:30 A.M.

• Definitely, Maybe '08. Ryan Reynolds. A man on the cusp of divorce tells his young daughter how he met her mother. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Delirious '05. Steve Buscemi. Les grows jealous of his new friend's romance with a pop star. (NR) (1:50) TMC: Thu. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• Demolition Man '93. Sylvester Stallone. The police defrost an imprisoned ex-officer to catch an escaped convict in 2032 San Angeles. (R) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 11 P.M., Wed. 2:30 P.M., Sat. midnight.

• A Dennis the Menace Christmas '07. Robert Wagner. A mischievous boy shows his neighbor the holiday spirit. (G) (2:00) ABCFAM: Fri. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Departed '06. Leonardo DiCaprio. In Boston an undercover cop gains a gangland chief's trust, while a career criminal infiltrates the police force for the mob. (R) (3:30) FX: Sun. 8 P.M., Mon. 4:30 P.M.

• The Derby Stallion '05. Sarah Blackman. Patrick trains to race in the Derby Cup but must overcome several challenges to be champion. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Desert Heat '99. Jean-Claude Van Damme. A thirst for vengeance becomes a suicidal drifter's new reason for living after thugs beat him and steal his motorcycle. (R) (2:00) USA: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Devil and Daniel Webster '41. Edward Arnold. A New Englander sells his soul to a Mr. Scratch and needs Daniel Webster on his side in hell's court. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Diamonds Are Forever '71. Sean Connery. James Bond, Agent 007, saves the world from Blofeld's space laser and bikini-clad amazons Bambi and Thumper. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Fri. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Diary of a Mad Black Woman '05. Kimberly Elise. A woman must put her life back together after her husband of 18 years abruptly kicks her out of the house. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Sat. 8:30 P.M.

• Dick Tracy '90. Warren Beatty. The comic-strip detective woos Tess Trueheart, dodges Breathless Mahoney and chases nicknamed crooks. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Wed. 8:30 A.M., 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Dirty Dozen '67. Lee Marvin. A U.S. Army major selects and trains 12 hard-core criminals for a daring raid on an impregnable Nazi chateau. (NR) (3:30) AMC: Thu. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Distinguished Gentleman '92. Eddie Murphy. Armed with the same name as a late U.S. senator, a con man goes to Washington and plays the game. (R) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood '02. Sandra Bullock. Forced to visit her estranged mother in Louisiana, a New York playwright learns about her past through a scrapbook. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Thu. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Doctor Dolittle '67. Rex Harrison. The musical adventures of a devoted Victorian-era doctor with the ability to communicate with the animal kingdom. (G) (2:30) ENC: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Dr. Dolittle 2 '01. Eddie Murphy. To save an endangered species, a veterinarian who can talk to animals must reintroduce a performing bear to the wild. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 3 P.M., Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Doctor Faustus '67. Richard Burton. A medieval doctor sells his soul to Lucifer's agent Mephistopheles, who tempts him with Helen of Troy. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 4 A.M.

• Dr. No '62. Sean Connery. Agent 007 foils a SPECTRE madman out to divert rockets from Cape Canaveral. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas '00. Jim Carrey. A curmudgeon hates the Christmas-loving Whos of Whoville. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat '03. Mike Myers. Looking for fun, a mischievous feline invades the home of two children while their mother is away. (PG) (1:45) TBS: Sun. 8:30 P.M., 10:15 P.M., Sat. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• Double Impact '91. Jean-Claude Van Damme. Good and evil twins are reunited in Hong Kong as heirs to a fortune, experts in martial arts. (R) (2:00) ENC: Sat. midnight (CC)

• Double Whammy '01. Denis Leary. A widowed New York City police officer fails in his attempt to stop a shooting in a fast-food restaurant. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Doubt '08. Meryl Streep. Spurred by allegations of child abuse, a nun begins a personal crusade against a popular priest. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 10 A.M., 4:40 P.M., Tue. 2:05 P.M., 9 P.M., Wed. 10:30 A.M., Fri. 11 P.M., Sat. 9:50 A.M. (CC)

• Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! '08. Jim Carrey. Animated. Horton the elephant's friends and neighbors think he has gone crazy when he claims that a tiny community lives on a speck of dust. (G) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 10:30 A.M., Thu. 7:30 P.M. (CC)

• Dragon Storm '04. John Rhys-Davies. Two warring kingdoms must join forces to stave off a dragon attack that threatens to scorch the planet bare. (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Dragonquest '09. Marc Singer. A young hero must awaken a dragon to battle a legendary creature summoned by a warlord. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• A Dry White Season '89. Donald Sutherland. A white South African challenges government policies when he accuses a police captain of the murder of a black man. (R) (1:55) MAX: Sun. 5:05 A.M. (CC)

• Dude, Where's My Car? '00. Ashton Kutcher. Two slackers are clueless after a night of heavy partying. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God '05. Bruce Payne. Heroes rise to protect their kingdom after an evil sorcerer steals an orb that controls a slumbering dragon. (2:30) SYFY: Tue. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Dunston Checks In '96. Jason Alexander. A posh Los Angeles hotel's manager and owner hope for a critic's glowing review, but a thief's orangutan is loose in the duct work. (PG) (1:30) ENC: Thu. 10:05 A.M. (CC)

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• Ed '96. Matt LeBlanc. The team mascot, a chimp, reverses the fortunes of a struggling minor-league pitcher and his losing squad. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Thu. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• 8 Mile '02. Eminem. Living with his destitute mother, a young man in Detroit tries to overcome obstacles and achieve success as a rapper. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. noon (CC)

• 88 Minutes '07. Al Pacino. A forensic psychiatrist must use all his skills and training to find the person who issued an ominous death threat. (R) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 1:10 P.M., 8 P.M., 3:40 A.M., Sat. 4:20 A.M. (CC)

• Electra Glide in Blue '73. Robert Blake. A motorcycle cop with a Harley-Davidson ties hippies to a murder in the Arizona desert. (PG) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 3:45 A.M.

• Elf '03. Will Ferrell. A man leaves Santa's workshop to search for his family. (PG) (2:00) USA: Thu. 9 P.M., Fri. 7 P.M., Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Epic Movie '07. Kal Penn. Four adult orphans have an incredible adventure in a spoof of blockbuster and fantasy films. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sat. 10 P.M.

• Eraser '96. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Witness Protection Program agent hides a woman who knows about defense-field traitors planning to sell a superweapon. (R) (2:00) ENC: Sat. 2 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Erotic Traveler 2: Object of Desire '07. A compilation of episodes from the erotic series. (1:45) MAX: Fri. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• Escape From Alcatraz '79. Clint Eastwood. Based on the true story of a hardened convict who engineered an elaborate plan to bust out of the famed prison in 1962. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Everyone Says I Love You '96. Alan Alda. New Yorkers sing their way through trials and tribulations. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sat. 10:30 A.M.

• Eve's Christmas '04. Elisa Donovan. A lonely career woman gets a second chance to rethink a fateful decision after she makes a wish upon a Christmas Eve star. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Ex '06. Zach Braff. A chronic underachiever takes a job at his father-in-law's advertising firm and locks horns with his wife's paraplegic former lover. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Executive Decision '96. Kurt Russell. A commando squad must conduct a midair assault upon a hijacked plane loaded with terrorists and a deadly nerve gas. (R) (2:30) A&E: Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Explicit Ills '08. Rosario Dawson. Citizens living on the lower rungs of South Philadelphia society live out their day-to-day lives and hope for something better. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 5 P.M.

• The Express '08. Dennis Quaid. Ernie Davis overcomes poverty and prejudice to win college football's Heisman Trophy in 1961. (PG) (2:15) MAX: Mon. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

• Eye See You '02. Sylvester Stallone. While staying at a clinic for therapy, an FBI agent searches for a serial killer who is murdering the staff and patients. (R) (1:40) SHO: Tue. 3:30 A.M.

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• The Faculty '98. Jordana Brewster. High-school students gradually begin to suspect that their teachers are from another planet. (R) (2:00) FX: Tue. 8 A.M.

• The Family Man '00. Nicolas Cage. A Wall Street playboy wakes to find himself married to the college sweetheart he left in order to pursue a career 13 years earlier. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Mon. 9:50 P.M. (CC)

• The Family Stone '05. Dermot Mulroney. A young woman encounters a chilly reception when her boyfriend takes her home to meet his family. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 5:30 P.M.

• A Farewell to Arms '32. Helen Hayes. An ambulance driver and a nurse share an ill-fated romance in World War I Italy. Based on Ernest Hemingway's novel. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 7 A.M.

• Father's Day '97. Robin Williams. A woman tells each of two men that he is the father of her son. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 9:50 A.M. (CC)

• Federal Man '50. William Henry. A government agent travels from the United States to Mexico to nab drug dealers. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 9:45 P.M.

• Ferris Bueller's Day Off '86. Matthew Broderick. A brash teen and his friends have an adventure in Chicago. (PG-13) (2:30) COMEDY: Thu. 4:30 P.M., Fri. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• 50 First Dates '04. Adam Sandler. A veterinarian tries to make a woman who has short-term memory loss fall in love with him. (PG-13) (1:58) USA: Sat. 2:32 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Final Destination '00. Devon Sawa. Teens meet with horrible ends after a classmate's precognitive vision leads to their ejection from a doomed airliner. (R) (1:40) STZ: Sat. 11:35 A.M. (CC)

• Fire From Below '09. Kevin Sorbo. Chaos strikes when lithium combines with water to create an environmental disaster. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 9 P.M.

• Fire: Nature Unleashed '04. Bryan Genesse. A forest ranger leads a group of hikers into an abandoned mine to escape a raging forest fire. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Fired Up '09. Nicholas D'Agosto. Two male high-school football stars enroll in cheerleading camp so they can practice their playbook on pretty girls. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Thu. 5:50 P.M., 2:50 A.M., Fri. 3:35 P.M. (CC)

• Firestarter '84. David Keith. Quasifederal agents hunt a man,who can bend minds, and his daughter,who can start fires by staring. (R) (2:00) ENC: Mon. midnight (CC)

• First Kid '96. Sinbad. A loud Secret Service agent understands the president's teenage son, though most consider him difficult. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• First Lady '37. Kay Francis. Washington wives hope to catapult their husbands into the White House. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

• First Sunday '08. Ice Cube. Bumbling thieves decide to rob a church to raise some much-needed cash, but they discover that someone else has already beaten them to the punch. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Wed. 5:35 A.M., Thu. 12:35 P.M. (CC)

• The First $20 Million Is Always the Hardest '02. Adam Garcia. After quitting his cushy job, a misfit helps computer geeks develop a revolutionary new machine. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Flash of Genius '08. Greg Kinnear. Robert Kearns fights the auto industry, claiming that the intermittent windshield wiper is his invention. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sun. noon, Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Flatliners '90. Kiefer Sutherland. Medical students play with death by stopping one another's vital signs for minutes, then zapping the subject back to consciousness. (R) (1:55) ENC: Wed. 11:10 A.M. (CC)

• Fletch '85. Chevy Chase. An undercover Los Angeles reporter investigates a businessman who wants him to kill him. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Sat. 7:05 A.M., 4 P.M. (CC)

• Flight of the Intruder '91. Danny Glover. A flight team defies orders and bombs a strategic target. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. noon (CC)

• Flubber '97. Robin Williams. Enemies try to steal an absent-minded inventor's flying rubber creation and his fiancee. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 11:45 A.M., 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• Flyboys '06. James Franco. Several Americans volunteer for the French military before the U.S. enters World War I. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Flying Down to Rio '33. Dolores del Rio. A bandleader woos a Latin flame who is already engaged to his employer. The film features the first screen pairing of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Fool's Gold '08. Matthew McConaughey. A treasure hunter drags his estranged wife and her boss on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Thu. 6:05 P.M. (CC)

• Footloose '84. Kevin Bacon. A hip Chicago teen moves to a Midwestern town where, thanks to a pastor, dancing is outlawed. (PG) (2:30) CMT: Sat. 5:30 P.M.

• For Your Eyes Only '81. Roger Moore. Agent 007 skis the Alps, skin-dives in Greece and hunts spies with the daughter of a slain agent. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Thu. midnight.

• Forbidden Fantasies '05. Brooke Hunter. A sexy filmmaker shoots a documentary about a sinful madam. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 12:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Forbidden Kingdom '08. Jackie Chan. An American teen travels back in time to ancient China and joins the quest to free the Monkey King. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Sat. 9 P.M.

• Forrest Gump '94. Tom Hanks. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (PG-13) (3:00) SPIKE: Fri. 11 P.M., Sat. 8:30 P.M.

• Frequency '00. Dennis Quaid. A policeman tries to alter the past after making radio contact with his father, a firefighter who died 30 years earlier. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Wed. 9:10 A.M. (CC)

• From Russia With Love '63. Sean Connery. Agent 007 lands in Istanbul with a Russian beauty, a pawn in SPECTRE's plot to kill him. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Fri. 10:30 A.M.

• Frost/Nixon '08. Frank Langella. David Frost holds a historic interview with Richard Nixon three years after Watergate. (R) (2:05) MAX: Sun. 2:30 P.M., Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Funny Money '06. Chevy Chase. Henry runs into trouble with his wife, a good and bad cop, and Mr. Big after accidentally trading his briefcase for one with a million dollars inside. (R) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 11:30 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• Funny Money '06. Chevy Chase. Henry runs into trouble with his wife, a good and bad cop, and Mr. Big after accidentally trading his briefcase for one with a million dollars inside. (R) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 1:15 P.M.

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• Gacy '03. Mark Holton. Serial killer John Wayne Gacy rapes boys and young men, then hides the corpses under his house. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Game Plan '07. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. A star football player tries to juggle his carefree lifestyle, his team's bid for the championship and the needs of his newly discovered young daughter. (PG) (2:00) USA: Thu. 7 P.M., Sat. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Garfield '04. Breckin Meyer. Live action/animated. An orange cat tries to save his owner's new dog after a television personality kidnaps it. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Garfield Gets Real '07. Voices of Jason Marsden. Animated. Tired of life as a comic strip, Garfield comes into the real world to live as an ordinary house cat. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Fri. 1:30 P.M.

• Gaslight '44. Charles Boyer. A diabolical husband tries to drive his wife insane. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)

• The Gay Divorcee '34. Fred Astaire. A woman mistakes a flirt for her lawyer's co-respondent. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Ghost '90. Patrick Swayze. A murder victim returns to save his beloved fiancee. (PG-13) (3:00) AMC: Mon. 8 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• Ghost Image '07. Elisabeth R??hm. A woman's dead boyfriend communicates with her through a video. (PG-13) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 7:35 A.M. (CC)

• Ghost Rider '07. Nicolas Cage. A motorcycle stuntman, who sold his soul to save a loved one, becomes a fiery agent for justice at night in the presence of evil. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Wed. 7:30 P.M.

• Ghosts of Mars '01. Ice Cube. An intergalactic cop and her team join forces with a dangerous criminal to battle supernatural warriors. (R) (1:40) MAX: Tue. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Ghoulies '85. Peter Liapis. A teen, his befuddled girlfriend, two benevolent elves and a nest of satanic creatures converge in a crumbling mansion. (PG-13) (1:20) MAX: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Gladiator '00. Russell Crowe. A fugitive general becomes a gladiator in ancient Rome. (R) (3:00) TNT: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Godfather '72. Marlon Brando. A mafia patriarch tries to hold his empire together. (R) (4:00) AMC: Thu. 7:30 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Godfather, Part II '74. Al Pacino. Michael Corleone moves his father's crime family to Las Vegas. (R) (4:30) AMC: Thu. 11:30 A.M., midnight (CC)

• The Godfather, Part III '90. Al Pacino. A dignified don joins his wild nephew in a Sicilian vendetta. (R) (4:00) AMC: Thu. 4 P.M. (CC)

• GoldenEye '95. Pierce Brosnan. A secret weapon's theft sends Agent 007 to Russia, where a pretty computer programmer helps him track an ex-cohort believed dead. (PG-13) (3:00) SYFY: Fri. 9 P.M.

• Goldfinger '64. Sean Connery. Agent 007 drives an Aston Martin, runs into Oddjob and fights Goldfinger's scheme to rob Fort Knox. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Fri. midnight.

• Good Luck Chuck '07. Dane Cook. After meeting the woman of his dreams, a dentist must find a way to break a curse that causes each of his ex-lovers to find true love with her next boyfriend. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 12:30 A.M., Thu. 12:15 A.M.

• The Good Shepherd '06. Matt Damon. During the early years of the Central Intelligence Agency, a founding member finds that, as the country slides deeper into the Cold War, dedication to duty has a price. (R) (2:55) HBO: Thu. 3:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Goonies '85. Sean Astin. Coastal Oregon kids follow the treasure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps to gold. (PG) (2:15) TBS: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Grace Is Gone '07. John Cusack. A man takes his two young daughters on a road trip while searching for a way to tell them that their mother, a soldier, has been killed in Iraq. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Great Debaters '07. Denzel Washington. In 1930s Texas, Mel Tolson inspires students at a predominately black college to form a debate team and strive for the national championship. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Sun. 3 P.M., Fri. 8:15 A.M., 5:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Great O'Malley '37. Pat O'Brien. His role in the plight of an unemployed man and his disabled daughter profoundly affects an intractable Irish policeman. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 12:15 A.M.

• The Green Mile '99. Tom Hanks. In 1935 a head prison guard realizes a man on death row may be innocent and have a supernatural ability to heal others. (R) (4:00) AMC: Sat. 8 P.M., 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Gregory's Girl '82. Gordon John Sinclair. A goofy Scottish teenager has a crush on his pretty soccer teammate. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 5:10 A.M. (CC)

• Grendel '07. Chris Bruno. King Hrothgar recruits warrior Beowulf to fight the monster Grendel. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• The Guardian '06. Kevin Costner. A trainer in a Coast Guard program for rescue swimmers turns a cocky recruit into his protege and takes him on a mission to the Bering Strait. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sat. midnight (CC)

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• Hairspray '07. John Travolta. A plump Baltimore teen becomes an overnight celebrity after she wins a spot on a local dance show. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Hallelujah, I'm a Bum '33. Al Jolson. A Central Park hobo falls in love with the mayor's amnesiac girlfriend. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 8:30 A.M.

• Hallowed Ground '07. Jaimie Alexander. A young woman becomes stranded in a town where the rebirth of a fanatical preacher leads to evil. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 5 P.M.

• Hancock '08. Will Smith. With every feat, a scruffy superhero inflicts collateral damage upon Los Angeles. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Mon. 12:05 P.M., 9 P.M., 5:35 A.M., Sat. 2:50 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)

• Hannibal '01. Anthony Hopkins. FBI agent Clarice Starling tries to locate cannibalistic Dr. Lecter before a disfigured victim exacts his revenge. (R) (2:30) WGN-A: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Happy Feet '06. Voices of Elijah Wood. Animated. Born without the ability to sing, a young emperor penguin expresses himself and hopes to attract a mate through his amazing dancing talent. (PG) (1:45) DIS: Thu. 2:15 P.M.

• The Hard Corps '06. Jean-Claude Van Damme. A former soldier must protect an entrepreneur who testified against an ex-convict now seeking revenge. (R) (2:00) USA: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Haunting of Molly Hartley '08. Haley Bennett. A teen discovers the horrifying truth about her heritage. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Sun. 11:50 A.M., 9 P.M., Mon. 8:50 A.M. (CC)

• He Was Her Man '34. James Cagney. A framed safecracker flees from killers with a San Francisco fisherman's girlfriend. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 6 A.M.

• Head Over Heels '01. Monica Potter. A New Yorker thinks her attractive neighbor is a murderer. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Sun. 5:05 A.M. (CC)

• Hell Ride '08. Larry Bishop. The leader of a biker gang takes his most-trusted lieutenant and a new recruit on a mission to avenge the murder of a comrade by rival bikers. (R) (1:25) MAX: Tue. 3:05 A.M. (CC)

• Hellboy II: The Golden Army '08. Ron Perlman. Hellboy faces an underworld prince who seeks to reclaim Earth for his magical kindred. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Hellfighters '68. John Wayne. An oil-rig firefighter's estranged daughter falls in love with his right-hand man. (G) (2:45) AMC: Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Herbie: Fully Loaded '05. Lindsay Lohan. The independent-minded Volkswagen helps the feisty daughter of a NASCAR champion find her way to the fast lane. (G) (2:00) TOON: Mon. 7 P.M., Tue. 5 P.M.

• Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo '77. Dean Jones. Volkswagen Herbie runs into jewel thieves and a hot little Lancia when he goes to France for a big race. (G) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Hercules '97. Voices of Tate Donovan. Animated. The half-mortal strongman must become a hero to rejoin the gods on Mount Olympus. Charlton Heston narrates. (G) (2:00) ABCFAM: Tue. 8 P.M., Thu. 2 P.M., Fri. 11 A.M. (CC)

• High Society '56. Bing Crosby. A socialite's ex-husband and a magazine writer show up for her wedding and cause havoc. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Highlander: The Source '07. Adrian Paul. Duncan MacLeod and a group of companions embark on a quest to discover the origin of their immortality. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 5 P.M. (CC)

• A History of Violence '05. Viggo Mortensen. Vicious criminals continue to harass a man and his wife after he thwarts a robbery attempt at his diner. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sun. midnight.

• The Hitcher '07. Sean Bean. Two traveling students pick up a hitchhiker, unaware that he is a serial killer who intends to pin his crimes on them. (R) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 2:40 A.M. (CC)

• Hitman '07. Timothy Olyphant. An assassin's growing attachment to a traumatized young woman poses a threat to his life, as great as that of the Interpol and Russian agents on his trail. (R) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Holiday in Handcuffs '07. Melissa Joan Hart. To fool her parents, a waitress kidnaps a customer and forces him to pretend to be her beau. (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)

• A Holiday to Remember '95. Connie Sellecca. An old flame ignites new passion in a divorced psychologist when she returns to her South Carolina hometown. (2:00) ABCFAM: Mon. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Holiday Wishes '06. Amber Benson. A spoiled, wealthy child and a girl in an orphanage magically switch bodies. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Hollow Reed '96. Martin Donovan. A father's homosexuality and the abusive behavior of a mother's lover are issues in a child-custody battle. (R) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 4:10 P.M.

• Hollywood Party '34. Jimmy Durante. A jungle-film star invites Hollywood's brightest celebrities to a gala celebration. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 6 A.M.

• Home Alone '90. Macaulay Culkin. Accidentally left by his Paris-bound family, an 8-year-old makes mincemeat of two burglars in the house. (PG) (2:00) FX: Thu. noon, 2 P.M., 4 P.M., 6 P.M., 8 P.M., 10 P.M.

• Home Alone 3 '97. Alex D. Linz. A clever boy stymies spies seeking a toy car with a top-secret computer chip hidden inside. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 3:45 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Home Alone 3 '97. Alex D. Linz. A clever boy stymies spies seeking a toy car with a top-secret computer chip hidden inside. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 1:15 A.M.

• Home for the Holidays '95. Holly Hunter. Fights and reconciliations mark a single mom's Thanksgiving with her dysfunctional Baltimore clan. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey '93. Voices of Don Ameche. Two dogs and a cat set out on a hazardous trek through the Sierra Nevada in search of their human family. (G) (1:35) DIS: Tue. noon (CC)

• Honeydripper '07. Danny Glover. In an all-out effort to save his club, a man finds a drifter to play music in place of a famous guitar player. (PG-13) (2:05) TMC: Sun. 8:30 A.M., 5:45 P.M., Thu. 8:15 A.M.

• The Horn Blows at Midnight '45. Jack Benny. A sleeping trumpet player dreams that he is a heaven-sent angel whose mystical horn will signal Armageddon. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 3:30 A.M.

• Hot Dog ... The Movie '84. David Naughton. Two playboys take the edge off the Austrians in freestyle skiing at Lake Tahoe. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 1:30 A.M.

• Hot Rod '07. Andy Samberg. An accident-prone daredevil plans an outrageous stunt to raise money for lifesaving surgery for his abusive stepfather. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 1 P.M.

• Hot Shots! '91. Charlie Sheen. A top-gun pilot keeps up with his rival and re-creates Hollywood love scenes with his girlfriend. (PG-13) (2:00) SPIKE: Sat. 9 A.M.

• Hotel for Dogs '09. Emma Roberts. After moving into a foster home that forbids pets, siblings transform an abandoned hotel into a home for their pooch and a slew of stray dogs. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Thu. noon, 9 P.M., Sat. 2:45 P.M. (CC)

• House Party 3 '94. Kid 'N Play. Kid deals with his fears of marriage, while Play feels threatened when his longtime hip-hop partner becomes engaged. (R) (1:35) ENC: Sun. 9:30 P.M., Tue. 1:20 A.M. (CC)

• House Party IV '00. Marques Houston. A high-school boy and his friends face monumental challenges after a wild weekend bash at his uncle's mansion. (R) (2:00) BET: Wed. 1 P.M.

• Houseboat '58. Cary Grant. A lawyer with three children lives on a houseboat with an Italian symphony conductor's daughter as his maid. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. noon (CC)

• How About You '07. Hayley Atwell. Left in charge of four cantankerous residents at a nursing home at Christmastime, a young woman must overcome her inexperience in the position. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 11 A.M., Thu. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• How the Garcia Girls Spent Their Summer '05. Elizabeth Pe??a. Romance blooms for members of a Mexican-American family. (R) (2:15) TMC: Mon. 1 P.M., 9:35 P.M., Sat. 12:15 P.M.

• Hustle & Flow '05. Terrence Howard. A pimp wants to rap his way out of his dead-end life. (R) (2:30) BET: Fri. 8:30 P.M., 1 A.M.

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• I Accuse '03. John Hannah. A woman faces resentment from townspeople after claiming a doctor drugged and raped her. (R) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 4:25 A.M.

• I Come in Peace '90. Dolph Lundgren. An alien policeman and an FBI agent hunt an alien hulk which kills for heroin in Houston. (R) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• I Found Stella Parish '35. Kay Francis. A blackmailer preys on an actress who is trying to hide her past from her daughter. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 9:30 P.M.

• I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus '01. Connie Sellecca. A boy behaves badly after thinking Santa is trying to ruin his parents' marriage. (2:00) ABCFAM: Thu. 6 P.M. (CC)

• I Witness '03. Jeff Daniels. An American human-rights activist joins a multiple murder investigation in Mexico. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 7:15 P.M. (CC)

• Ice Spiders '07. Patrick Muldoon. Giant mutated spiders terrorize members of an Olympic ski team after the monsters escape from a government lab. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)

• The Innocents '61. Deborah Kerr. A Victorian governess fears a boy and girl have been possessed by a dead couple. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Inspector Gadget '99. Matthew Broderick. A beautiful scientist uses gadgets to put a security guard back together after wicked Dr. Claw blows him up. (PG) (2:00) WGN-A: Sat. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• The International '09. Clive Owen. An Interpol agent and a New York prosecutor join forces to shut down a powerful bank's funding of terrorism. (R) (2:00) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Into the Wild '07. Emile Hirsch. Following his graduation from college, Christopher McCandless gives up his savings and possessions and makes an ill-fated trek to the Alaskan wilderness. (R) (2:30) TMC: Thu. 4 P.M., 3:05 A.M.

• The Invasion '07. Nicole Kidman. An epidemic of extraterrestrial origin alters the behavior of human beings. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Invasion of the Body Snatchers '56. Kevin McCarthy. A couple discover that plant-life pods from space are replacing ordinary citizens. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

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• Jack of Hearts '99. Louis Mandylor. A Las Vegas detective investigates a freewheeling entrepreneur suspected of corruption. (NR) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 3:45 P.M. (CC)

• Jackass 2.5 '07. Johnny Knoxville. Dangerous and disgusting stunts performed by the Jackass crew. (NR) (1:00) COMEDY: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Jackass: Number Two '06. Johnny Knoxville. Daredevils subject an unsuspecting public to outrageous stunts and practical jokes. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Jamaica Inn '39. Charles Laughton. A naval officer infiltrates a band of smugglers who have been plundering the Cornish coastline. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Jason and the Argonauts '00. Jason London. Jason faces monsters and daunting tasks in a quest to find the Golden Fleece and reclaim his father's kingdom in ancient Greece. (4:00) SYFY: Mon. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Jingle All the Way '96. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A crazed postman, a tough policeman and a shady Santa impede a workaholic seeking a coveted toy for his son. (PG) (1:45) TBS: Sat. 9 P.M.

• Johnny Eager '42. Robert Taylor. A racketeer lures a prosecutor's daughter into a setup. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. noon (CC)

• Journey to the Center of the Earth '08. Brendan Fraser. A science professor and his nephew encounter strange creatures and stranger lands as they travel beneath the Earth's surface. (PG) (1:35) MAX: Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Journey to the Center of the Earth '08. Greg Evigan. A drill team encounters an exotic underground world while trying to rescue a group of researchers. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Jumper '08. Hayden Christensen. A young man's ability to teleport himself anywhere in the world makes him a target for those who have sworn to kill him and others like him. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 8:30 A.M., 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Jurassic Park III '01. Sam Neill. A paleontologist and a couple outrun cloned dinosaurs after their plane crashes on an island. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 12:35 A.M., Tue. 9 A.M., 5:20 P.M., Fri. 11:30 A.M., 8:27 P.M. (CC)

• Just My Luck '06. Lindsay Lohan. A young woman, who has always led a charmed life, suffers a reversal of fortune after kissing a stranger at a costume party. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 5 P.M., midnight.

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• Kangaroo Jack '03. Jerry O'Connell. Two friends must catch a kangaroo in Australia after it steals money that belongs to a gangster in New York. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 10 A.M., Fri. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Kangaroo Jack: G'Day U.S.A.! '04. Animated. A kangaroo's pals wind up in Las Vegas during a mission to save him from poachers. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Sat. 7 A.M.

• Kazaam '96. Shaquille O'Neal. Freed from imprisonment in a portable stereo, an outsize, rapping genie grants a harassed urban youth three wishes. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 8:40 A.M. (CC)

• Kelly's Heroes '70. Clint Eastwood. An Army officer and his buddies go behind enemy lines with a tank escort to steal gold bars from the Nazis. (GP) (3:30) AMC: Fri. noon (CC)

• Kickin' It Old Skool '07. Jamie Kennedy. After slipping into a coma, a breakdancer awakes 20 years later and sets out to revive his dance team's short-lived career. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 4:40 P.M., Tue. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Kill Bill: Vol. 1 '03. Uma Thurman. Awaking from a coma, an assassin seeks vengeance against her former boss and his ruthless gang. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Mon. 6:30 P.M.

• Kill Bill: Vol. 2 '04. Uma Thurman. Before confronting her former boss, an assassin goes after the man's younger brother and her one-eyed counterpart. (R) (3:00) SPIKE: Mon. 9 P.M.

• The Killing Floor '07. Marc Blucas. Strange events lead a literary agent to become increasingly fearful of a stalker. (R) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 1:15 A.M.

• The Killing Room '09. Nick Cannon. A scientist subjects four unwitting volunteers to torturous experiments. (R) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 8:25 P.M.

• King of the Lost World '05. Bruce Boxleitner. Survivors of a plane crash in the Amazon encounter giant scorpions, dragons and a gorilla. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Kingdom of Heaven '05. Orlando Bloom. A young knight protects Jerusalem from invaders. (R) (3:00) FX: Sun. 8:30 A.M.

• Kinky Killers '07. Charles Durning. A sadist captures, tortures and murders the patients of a psychiatrist. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 11 P.M. (CC)

• The Kissing Bandit '49. Frank Sinatra. A Boston milquetoast goes West and takes his father's place as leader of an outlaw gang. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Kite Runner '07. Khalid Abdalla. After many years living in the U.S., an Afghan novelist returns to his Taliban-controlled homeland to learn the fate of the son of his murdered friend. (PG-13) (2:10) TMC: Fri. 8 P.M.

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• Ladder 49 '04. Joaquin Phoenix. A firefighter awaits rescue from a burning building. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Lady in the Lake '46. Robert Montgomery. Raymond Chandler's private eye Philip Marlowe searches for a publisher's missing wife. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Lady With Red Hair '40. Claude Rains. Screen star Leslie Carter has a personal relationship with her producer, David Belasco. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• Lake City '08. Sissy Spacek. On the run, a young man goes to his childhood home, the one place on Earth he does not want to be. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 10:15 A.M., Thu. 11:45 A.M.

• Lake Placid 2 '07. John Schneider. A sheriff, a big-game hunter and a wildlife officer try to kill three giant crocodiles. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Lakeview Terrace '08. Samuel L. Jackson. A police officer goes to great lengths to force out the interracial couple next door. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Mon. 3:45 P.M., 10:40 P.M., Tue. 10:35 A.M. (CC)

• Lantana '01. Anthony LaPaglia. A woman's disappearance leaves a trail of suspects including a psychiatrist, her patients and their lovers. (R) (2:05) HBO: Wed. 4:10 A.M. (CC)

• Lara Croft: Tomb Raider '01. Angelina Jolie. A beautiful globe-trotter battles otherworldly creatures for possession of a powerful artifact. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 10 A.M., 10:30 P.M.

• Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector '06. Larry the Cable Guy. An uncouth health inspector and his new partner probe an outbreak of food poisonings in the city's ritziest restaurants. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Lars and the Real Girl '07. Ryan Gosling. A lonely man forms an emotional bond with a plastic woman. (PG-13) (1:50) SHO: Fri. 5:10 P.M., 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Last Chance Harvey '08. Dustin Hoffman. A jingle writer and a British government worker fall in love. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Wed. 8:50 A.M., 5:25 P.M. (CC)

• The Last Days of Left Eye '06. A profile of Lisa Lopez, the enigmatic singer from TLC. (NR) (1:55) VH1: Tue. 11:05 P.M.

• The Last Mimzy '07. Joely Richardson. The parents and teacher of a pair of siblings notice the children are developing amazing mental abilities following their discovery of a box of strange toys. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Last Stop for Paul '06. Neil Mandt. Two friends travel around the world spreading a friend's ashes. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 2:30 P.M.

• Lean on Me '89. Morgan Freeman. Principal Joe Clark goes to bat against drugs, crime and bad grades in his Paterson, N.J., high school. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 2:50 P.M. (CC)

• Lethal Weapon '87. Mel Gibson. A detective with a family hunts drug smugglers with his new partner, a loner with a death wish. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Lethal Weapon 2 '89. Mel Gibson. An accountant leads a wild detective and his cautious partner to a South African diplomat running drugs. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Lethal Weapon 3 '92. Mel Gibson. Los Angeles police detectives crush a guns-to-gangs operation with a wild woman from internal affairs. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Sat. 6 P.M.

• Let's Go to Prison '06. Dax Shepard. After learning that the son of the judge who put him away is in jail, an ex-con gets himself sent back to prison so he can make the man's life miserable. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Leviathan '89. Peter Weller. Precious-metals miners become trapped on the ocean floor with an eellike genetic alteration. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Licence to Kill '89. Timothy Dalton. Secret agent James Bond 007 brings down a Latin American drug king armed with Stinger missiles. (PG-13) (3:00) SYFY: Thu. 10:30 A.M.

• Lightning Strikes '09. Kevin Sorbo. A man must save his town from a monster that hides in lightning. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Like Mike '02. Lil' Bow Wow. A 14-year-old orphan becomes an NBA basketball player after he finds a pair of magic sneakers. (PG) (2:00) FX: Thu. 10 A.M.

• Li'l Abner '59. Peter Palmer. Dogpatch is chosen as the test site for an atomic bomb. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Little Big Shot '35. Sybil Jason. Two street hustlers have their hands full when they take in a young child whose father was killed by the mob. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 8 P.M.

• Little Children '06. Kate Winslet. A dissatisfied housewife and the husband of a documentary filmmaker have secret trysts while their spouses are at work. (R) (2:20) MAX: Wed. 7:20 A.M. (CC)

• Little Einsteins: Rocket's Firebird Rescue '07. Animated. A group of friends travels to Russia to save Stravinsky's "Firebird" from a music-hating ogre. (NR) (1:00) DIS: Mon. 10:30 A.M.

• Little Giants '94. Rick Moranis. A man leads a group of misfits into competition against his brother's successful youth football team. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Thu. 2:50 P.M. (CC)

• Little Miss Sunshine '06. Greg Kinnear. Members of a dysfunctional family set out on a road trip to watch their daughter take part in a children's beauty pageant. (R) (2:00) USA: Sun. 2 A.M., Sat. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Little Rascals '94. Travis Tedford. For wooing Darla, Alfalfa has a falling out with Spanky and the all-boys clubhouse gang. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Thu. noon, Fri. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Live and Let Die '73. Roger Moore. Agent 007 charms a tarot reader in Jamaica on the voodoo/heroin trail of a Mr. Big. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Thu. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Live Nude Girls '95. Dana Delany. Petty rivalries and sexual fantasies abound when friends gather for one's bachelorette party. (R) (1:35) HBO: Tue. 1:50 A.M. (CC)

• Loaded '08. Jesse Metcalfe. A successful man befriends a cocaine dealer who leads him down a dangerous path. (R) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 4:10 A.M. (CC)

• The Long, Long Trailer '54. Lucille Ball. Newlyweds splurge on a trailer for their honeymoon, which includes Yosemite National Park. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 4 P.M. (CC)

• The Longest Yard '05. Adam Sandler. At a Texas penitentiary, jailed NFL veterans train their fellow inmates for a football game against the guards. (PG-13) (2:15) CMT: Sun. 5 P.M., 10 P.M.

• Lord of Illusions '95. Scott Bakula. A private eye looks after the wife of an illusionist who killed his mentor, the leader of a black-magic cult. (R) (1:55) MAX: Sat. 2:05 P.M. (CC)

• Love Actually '03. Hugh Grant. A prime minister, an office worker, a pop star, a jilted writer, married couples and various others deal with relationships in London. (R) (3:00) LIFE: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Love Trap '05. Julius Golden. A law student meets a seductive woman who turns his life upside down. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

• Lower Learning '08. Jason Biggs. The vice principal of an elementary school rallies the lazy teachers and tries to expose the principal's corruption. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 9:30 P.M. (CC)

• Lust Sessions '09. A sex therapist becomes entangled in the life of a desperate patient. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

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• Macao '52. Robert Mitchum. A torch singer and an adventurer join forces in a tropical port city to trap a racketeer. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Mad Max '79. Mel Gibson. In an Australia of the not-too-distant future, a police officer strikes back against motorized menaces to what is left of society after a nuclear holocaust. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 3:30 P.M., 2 A.M.

• Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior '81. Mel Gibson. Loner lawman Mad Max fights bikers for wasteland gas. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 5:30 P.M., 4 A.M., Tue. 1:30 A.M., Wed. 10 A.M.

• Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome '85. Mel Gibson. Aunty Entity will return Mad Max's camels if he will fight the giant Blaster in a barbaric caged arena. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 7:30 P.M., Tue. 3:30 A.M., Wed. noon (CC)

• Madame Du Barry '34. Dolores Del Rio. A fictionalized account of the rise and fall of Louis XV's mistress in French society. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• Made of Honor '08. Patrick Dempsey. A commitment-shy guy realizes he is in love with his best friend and accepts a spot in her bridal party in the hope of stopping her wedding. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 1:05 P.M., 8 P.M., 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Madhouse '90. John Larroquette. Obnoxious relatives and neighbors wear out their welcome in the new home of a yuppie couple. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Wed. 9:40 A.M. (CC)

• Magma: Volcanic Disaster '06. Xander Berkeley. A volcano expert realizes that his doomsday predictions are coming true when a series of eruptions threatens the Earth. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Maid in Manhattan '02. Jennifer Lopez. A senatorial candidate falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a guest at the hotel. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 7 P.M., Sat. 3:30 P.M.

• The Majestic '01. Jim Carrey. Residents of a 1950s coastal community mistake an amnesiac screenwriter for a soldier who never returned from the war. (PG) (2:45) HBO: Mon. 5:15 P.M. (CC)

• Mamma Mia! '08. Meryl Streep. Hoping to meet her real father and have him walk her down the aisle, a bride secretly invites three men from her mother's past to come to the wedding. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• Man on the Moon '99. Jim Carrey. Milos Forman's film spotlights Andy Kaufman's unusual performance style, his becoming "intergender wrestling champion," and his role as Latka Gravas on the TV sitcom "Taxi." (R) (2:45) AMC: Mon. 8:45 A.M.

• Man Trouble '92. Jack Nicholson. Love and danger unite a dog trainer and an opera singer, each of whom are married. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Man Who Knew Too Much '34. Leslie Banks. Anarchists kidnap a couple's daughter to hide a plot to kill a diplomat in London. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Man Who Knew Too Much '56. James Stewart. Plotters kidnap a U.S. couple's son to hide an assassination at Royal Albert Hall. (PG) (2:15) TCM: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The Man With the Golden Gun '74. Roger Moore. Agent 007 finds $1 million hit man with midget sidekick. (PG) (3:00) SYFY: Thu. 2:30 A.M.

• Margot at the Wedding '07. Nicole Kidman. Conflict between two sisters arises when one expresses her disapproval of the other's fiance during a weekend visit. (R) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 8 P.M., Thu. 2:20 P.M., 11:40 P.M.

• Marked for Death '90. Steven Seagal. A former drug agent and his old Army buddy exterminate a so-called Jamaican drug posse. (R) (1:35) MAX: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Married Life '07. Chris Cooper. A man plans to kill his wife because he has fallen in love with someone else, but he is unaware that his best friend also has designs on the same woman. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Mon. 6:35 A.M. (CC)

• Matilda '96. Mara Wilson. A little girl develops extraordinary mental abilities, despite neglectful parents and a brutal headmistress. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 11:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Matrix '99. Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker joins forces with rebel warriors to battle a malevolent cyberintelligence. (R) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Matrix Reloaded '03. Keanu Reeves. Freedom fighters use extraordinary skills and weaponry to revolt against machines. (R) (3:00) AMC: Wed. 8 P.M., 2 A.M.

• The Matrix Revolutions '03. Keanu Reeves. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity prepare for a final battle against vicious machines set to invade Zion. (R) (3:00) AMC: Wed. 11 P.M.

• Max Keeble's Big Move '01. Alex D. Linz. When his parents announce they are moving, a schoolboy decides to take revenge against his tormentors. (PG) (1:30) ENC: Fri. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Max Payne '08. Mark Wahlberg. Vengeance drives a cop deep into the underworld to find the killers of his partner and his family. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 2:15 A.M. (CC)

• Meatballs 4 '92. Corey Feldman. A hot-dog water-skier helps a lake-camp owner compete against a woman who wants his land. (R) (1:30) ENC: Fri. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Meet Boston Blackie '41. Chester Morris. A former safecracker sets out to clear his name of murder and uncovers a nest of Axis spies in the process. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 1 A.M.

• Meet Dave '08. Eddie Murphy. Tiny aliens explore the wilderness of New York City in a human-sized spaceship modeled after their captain. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Meet the Browns '08. Tyler Perry. Soon after losing her job, a single mother takes her brood to Georgia for her father's funeral and meets his uproarious clan for the first time. (PG-13) (1:55) SHO: Tue. 6:30 P.M., Sat. 7:30 A.M., 5 P.M.

• Meet the Robinsons '07. Voices of Angela Bassett. Animated. A mysterious time-traveler named Wilbur Robinson takes a boy genius on a trip to the future to spend a day with Wilbur's eccentric family. (G) (1:35) DIS: Thu. 5:25 P.M.

• Meet the Spartans '08. Sean Maguire. King Leonidas and his strapping warriors rise up to defend Sparta from invading Persians, bad punch-lines and celebrity look-alikes. (PG-13) (1:25) HBO: Sun. 7:30 A.M., 5:30 P.M., Fri. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus '09. Deborah Gibson. A battle between two prehistoric sea creatures endangers the California coast. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Member of the Wedding '52. Ethel Waters. The family cook helps a 12-year-old tomboy and her younger playmate grow up in small-town Georgia. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Merlin and the War of the Dragons '08. J??rgen Prochnow. Merlin must save England from fire-breathing dragons. (PG) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Mermaids '90. Cher. A teen is caught in an emotional tug-of-war as she tries to deal with both her first love and an unconventional mother. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Tue. 9:40 A.M. (CC)

• Message in a Bottle '99. Kevin Costner. A woman learns that the author of a romantic note that washed ashore is a shipbuilder whose wife died young and tragically. (PG-13) (2:30) LIFE: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Middle of the Night '59. Kim Novak. A widowed manufacturer falls in love with a divorced employee 30 years his junior. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. noon.

• Midnight Movie '08. Rebekah Brandes. A vicious killer stalks patrons at a movie theater who gather to watch a cult horror film. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 12:30 A.M.

• Miracle in Lane 2 '00. Frankie Muniz. Determined to keep up with his athletic brother, a boy in a wheelchair tries to win a Soap Box Derby trophy. (1:40) DIS: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Miracle on 34th Street '94. Richard Attenborough. A department store Santa claims to be the real St. Nick. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Miss Congeniality '00. Sandra Bullock. An image consultant transforms a tomboyish FBI agent into a beauty queen so she can work under cover. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 1 P.M., Fri. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Mist '07. Thomas Jane. Trapped townspeople face monsters inside and out after a supernatural fog engulfs their Maine community. (R) (2:15) TMC: Mon. 3:15 P.M., Fri. 3 P.M., 3 A.M.

• Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House '48. Cary Grant. A New York adman and his calm wife buy a big old fixer-upper in rural Connecticut. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Mr. Holland's Opus '95. Richard Dreyfuss. Life steers a passionate musician away from composing and toward a teaching career. (PG) (2:30) TMC: Mon. 5:30 P.M., Fri. 7:35 A.M., 5:15 P.M.

• Mistrial '96. Bill Pullman. A New York homicide detective takes a courtroom hostage after a jury acquits a suspect accused of killing a police officer. (R) (1:35) MAX: Wed. 5:40 A.M. (CC)

• Molly '99. Elisabeth Shue. An autistic woman undergoes experimental surgery which leaves her a genius but with the emotional development of a child. (PG-13) (1:35) SHO: Wed. 8:25 A.M.

• The Money Trap '66. Glenn Ford. A financially troubled cop is tempted by ill-gotten gains. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• Monster Ark '08. An archaeologist and team try to uncover the secret behind remnants of a ship in a remote desert. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Monster House '06. Steve Buscemi. Animated. Three youths discover that the residence next door is an evil, living creature. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Fri. 4:30 P.M.

• The Monte Carlo Story '57. Marlene Dietrich. An Italian nobleman and a French noblewoman are in love until they learn they are in debt. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 2:45 A.M.

• Morning Light '08. Fifteen young sailors enter a 52-foot sloop in one of the world's most prestigious open-ocean sailing competitions, the TRANSPAC. (PG) (1:45) STZ: Wed. 7:05 A.M. (CC)

• The Mortal Storm '40. Margaret Sullavan. An Austrian farmer and a professor's daughter flee Nazi Germany on skis. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? '96. Tori Spelling. A young woman falls under the spell of a charming psychopath who murdered his girlfriend two years earlier. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Moving McAllister '07. Ben Gourley. A law intern unwisely agrees to haul his boss's belongings and escort the man's spoiled niece from Miami to Los Angeles. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 8:20 A.M., 11:45 P.M.

• Mozart & the Whale '05. Josh Hartnett. Two people become lovers while struggling with Asperger's syndrome, a form of autism. (PG-13) (1:35) SHO: Sun. 6:25 A.M., Thu. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Mr. & Mrs. Smith '05. Brad Pitt. A husband and wife are unaware that each is an international assassin who has just been assigned to kill the other. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 5 P.M., Mon. 10 A.M.

• Mr. & Mrs. Smith '05. Brad Pitt. A husband and wife are unaware that each is an international assassin who has just been assigned to kill the other. (PG-13) (2:30) WGN-A: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Mr. Troop Mom '09. George Lopez. A lawyer takes his daughter's scout troop on their annual jamboree. (G) (2:00) NICK: Thu. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Mr. Woodcock '07. Billy Bob Thornton. A man learns his mother plans to marry his evil former gym teacher. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Mrs. Doubtfire '93. Robin Williams. Estranged from his wife, an out-of-work actor masquerades as a nanny to be with his children. (PG-13) (2:15) ENC: Thu. 9:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Mummy Returns '01. Brendan Fraser. Two evil forces believe the 9-year-old son of adventurer Rick O'Connell is the key to the reincarnation of Isis. (PG-13) (2:15) ENC: Sun. 7:50 A.M. (CC)

• Muppet Treasure Island '96. Tim Curry. Kermit, Long John Silver and Young Jim Hawkins set sail for riches using a dead pirate's treasure map. (G) (2:00) TOON: Sun. 10 A.M., Mon. 9 A.M.

• Music From Another Room '98. Jude Law. A man believes he must marry an acquaintance from long ago. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 9:15 A.M., 5 A.M.

• Music Within '07. Ron Livingston. After losing most of his hearing in the Vietnam War, Richard Pimentel becomes a motivational speaker and a driving force behind the Americans With Disabilities Act. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 4 P.M., Fri. 11:35 A.M., 5:10 A.M.

• My Boss's Daughter '03. Ashton Kutcher. To impress a young woman, a man agrees to housesit at his employer's mansion for one night. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 4:30 P.M., Thu. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• My Man and I '52. Ricardo Montalban. A Mexican worker tries to restore the health of an alcoholic friend. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 10:45 A.M. (CC)

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• The Nail: The Story of Joey Nardone '09. William Forsythe. A former heavyweight boxer bonds with a 14-year-old. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 1:35 P.M. (CC)

• Naked Lust '98. Dakota. Frisky female predators search for sexual satisfaction in a wild and decadent world. (NR) (1:25) MAX: Wed. 1:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Nanny Diaries '07. Scarlett Johansson. A college student tries to manage her studies, a new boyfriend and the rotten child in her care when she takes a job with a rich but dysfunctional family. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 4 P.M., 5 A.M., Sat. 12:15 P.M., 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon's Vacation '83. Chevy Chase. The Griswolds and family head by station wagon for the California fun park Walley World. (R) (2:00) WGN-A: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

• National Treasure: Book of Secrets '07. Nicolas Cage. A page from the diary of John Wilkes Booth implicates Ben Gates' great-great grandfather as a major conspirator in the assassination of President Lincoln. (PG) (2:05) STZ: Sat. 7:45 A.M., 6:55 P.M., 12:35 A.M. (CC)

• Never Back Down '08. Djimon Hounsou. A rebellious teenager learns to fight from a veteran of mixed martial arts after joining an underground fight club. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Mon. 3:40 A.M., Tue. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Never Say Never Again '83. Sean Connery. Aging agent 007 seeks hijacked warheads and finds SPECTRE's Largo and Fatima Blush. (PG) (3:00) SYFY: Fri. 2:30 A.M.

• The New Adventures of Pinocchio '01. Martin Landau. Geppetto searches for a way to reverse the effects of a magic potion that transformed him into a puppet. (NR) (1:30) ENC: Wed. 6:05 A.M. (CC)

• The New Guy '02. D. J. Qualls. In jail, a teenager meets another inmate who shows him how to act cool at his high school. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist '08. Michael Cera. Two music-loving teens go in search of a legendary band's secret show. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Sun. 3:05 P.M., 10:35 P.M., Mon. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• Night of the Living Dead '68. Duane Jones. People hide in a house from carnivorous walking corpses revived by radiation fallout. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 1:30 A.M.

• Nights in Rodanthe '08. Richard Gere. Two troubled souls find comfort and a life-changing romance during a stormy weekend at a North Carolina inn. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 10:15 A.M. (CC)

• No Way Out '87. Kevin Costner. The secretary of Defense forces a Pentagon naval aide to lead a manhunt for a Soviet spy during a murder cover-up. (R) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 5 A.M. (CC)

• Nora's Hair Salon '04. Jenifer Lewis. A sassy stylist presides over a salon full of eccentric beauticians. (R) (2:00) BET: Mon. 1 P.M.

• Nora's Hair Salon 2: A Cut Above '08. Tatyana Ali. A woman's two estranged nieces inherit her beauty salon. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Tue. 1 P.M.

• Notorious '09. Angela Bassett. Christopher Wallace rises from the streets of Brooklyn as rap artist Notorious B.I.G., then is shot to death in 1997. (R) (2:00) MAX: Sun. 10:20 A.M., 8 P.M., Mon. 2:45 P.M., 10 P.M., Wed. 11:15 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

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• Obsessed '02. Jenna Elfman. A medical writer is accused of harassing a prominent doctor. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Off Limits '88. Willem Dafoe. Two Criminal Investigations Detachment officers search the war-torn streets of 1968 Saigon for a serial killer. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• On an Island With You '48. Esther Williams. A Navy pilot kidnaps an aquatic movie star and flies her to a private island. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• One Good Cop '91. Michael Keaton. A New York police detective and his wife try to take care of his slain partner's three orphan girls. (R) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• 102 Dalmatians '00. Glenn Close. Released from prison, Cruella De Vil teams with designer Jean Pierre Le Pelt in resuming her quest for a Dalmatian coat. (G) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 2:45 P.M. (CC)

• Open Range '03. Robert Duvall. Cattle herdsmen unite to battle a ruthless rancher and his henchmen in 1882. (R) (3:00) USA: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Open Season '06. Voices of Martin Lawrence. Animated. A mule deer shakes up the easy life of a domesticated bear. (PG) (1:30) TOON: Sat. 12:30 P.M.

• Open Water '03. Blanchard Ryan. Scuba divers struggle to survive in shark-infested waters after their tour boat accidentally leaves them behind. (R) (2:00) FX: Wed. 8 A.M.

• The Other Boleyn Girl '08. Natalie Portman. British sisters Anne and Mary Boleyn compete for the affections of King Henry VIII. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Fri. 6:05 A.M. (CC)

• Our Mother's Murder '97. Holly Marie Combs. Consumed by greed and rage, a wealthy woman's blue-collar spouse becomes increasingly violent. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Outbreak '95. Dustin Hoffman. An Army doctor fights the spread of a deadly virus brought into the United States by an African monkey. (R) (3:00) AMC: Mon. 11 P.M., Tue. 5 P.M. (CC)

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• The Pacifier '05. Vin Diesel. A Navy SEAL faces the ultimate test when he must care for five children and protect them from their father's enemies. (PG) (2:02) USA: Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Pagemaster '94. Macaulay Culkin. Live action/animated. Live action and animation blend in this tale of a boy who must escape from a world inhabited by book characters. (G) (1:20) ENC: Fri. 10:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Parent Trap '98. Lindsay Lohan. Reunited twin girls try to get their parents back together. (PG) (2:15) DIS: Thu. noon, ENC: Sun. 10:05 A.M., Fri. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Parent Trap '61. Hayley Mills. Twins separated as infants plot to reunite their parents. (G) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Parenthood '89. Steve Martin. A middle-class man, his wife, his father and a divorcee try to be good parents. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Sat. 8:50 A.M. (CC)

• Partners '00. Casper Van Dien. Two unlikely partners work together to sell a stolen briefcase and its valuable contents on the black market. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 5:30 P.M.

• Passenger 57 '92. Wesley Snipes. An airline-security expert tries to bring down a skyjacker who, with his gang, has seized a jet. (R) (1:30) ENC: Sun. 12:20 P.M., 8 P.M., 3:40 A.M. (CC)

• Passengers '08. Anne Hathaway. A therapist suspects that a plane-crash survivor knows more about the accident's cause and the fates of his fellow survivors than he is admitting. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Mon. 10:25 A.M., 5:40 P.M. (CC)

• Path of Destruction '05. Danica McKellar. An industrial accident releases a cloud of nanotech robots that devours everything in its way. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 1 P.M.

• Pathfinder '07. Karl Urban. American Indians adopt and raise as their own a Viking boy who was left behind by his own people during a raid. (R) (2:00) FX: Sun. 11:30 A.M.

• The Patriot '00. Mel Gibson. A pacifist farmer of South Carolina reluctantly joins the Revolutionary War and fights alongside his son. (R) (3:00) TNT: Sun. 8 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)

• Paul Blart: Mall Cop '09. Kevin James. When crooks shut down a suburban New Jersey shopping mall, a security officer must find his inner policeman to save the day. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Thu. 11 A.M., 7:25 P.M., Fri. 8:10 A.M. (CC)

• Payback '99. Mel Gibson. A man seeks revenge on his wife and crime partner, who shot him and left him for dead. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 1 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• Pearl Harbor '01. Ben Affleck. Best friends join the war effort after the Japanese attack U.S. troops stationed on the Hawaiian island of Oahu. (PG-13) (3:10) STZ: Wed. 2 A.M., Thu. 2:20 P.M. (CC)

• The Perfect Holiday '07. Gabrielle Union. Romance blooms when a little girl asks a department-store Santa to fulfill her divorced mother's fondest wish for Christmas. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Wed. 2:20 P.M., Thu. 7:20 A.M. (CC)

• A Perfect Murder '98. Michael Douglas. A commodities broker persuades his wife's lover to kill her in order to inherit her trust fund. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Personal Effects '09. Michelle Pfeiffer. While working for a wedding planner, a young man struggles to overcome the loss of his sister, who died shortly before her wedding. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 9 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)

• Picking Up and Dropping Off '03. Scott Wolf. Two single parents long for companionship and love while struggling with the reality of their situations. (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)

• The Picture of Dorian Gray '45. George Sanders. Corrupted by a lord, Oscar Wilde's London aristocrat stays young, but his portrait begins to age. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. midnight (CC)

• Planes, Trains and Automobiles '87. Steve Martin. An ad exec and a shower-curtain-ring salesman become co-travelers on the way to Thanksgiving in Chicago. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 8:30 A.M., 2:30 P.M., Fri. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Please Don't Eat the Daisies '60. Doris Day. A New York drama critic moves his wife and four boys to an old mansion in the country. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Plymouth Adventure '52. Spencer Tracy. Capt. Jones, Dorothy Bradford, John Alden and the Pilgrims land after a rough trip on the Mayflower. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 6 P.M.

• Pok??mon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life '09. Animated. Ash and friends travel back in time to fix the mistakes of the past. (NR) (2:00) TOON: Sun. 7 P.M., Tue. 9 A.M., Sat. 8:30 A.M.

• Poliwood '09. Filmmaker Barry Levinson follows celebrities to the 2008 Democratic and Republican National Conventions. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 10:30 A.M.

• Poseidon '06. Josh Lucas. Survivors aboard a capsized ocean liner band together in a fight for their lives. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Posse '93. Mario Van Peebles. Spanish-American War deserters wind up defending a black township from a sheriff and his henchmen. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Possessed '47. Joan Crawford. An oilman's bride sees her ex-boyfriend romance her stepdaughter, and it drives her mad. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Post Impact '03. Dean Cain. Three years after a meteor devastates Earth, a man leads an expedition to Germany to find a device that could help or destroy mankind. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 5 P.M.

• The Postman '97. Kevin Costner. Seeking refuge from a post-apocalypse dictator, a wayfarer gives others hope by taking on the role of postmaster. (R) (3:00) ENC: Sun. 1:50 P.M., 11:05 P.M., Wed. 11:30 P.M., Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• The Presidio '88. Sean Connery. An Army provost marshal clashes with a detective over a murder at the San Francisco military base. (R) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 1:20 P.M. (CC)

• Pretty in Pink '86. Molly Ringwald. A rich teen asks an unpopular student to the senior prom, creating problems among their separate circles of friends. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 5 A.M. (CC)

• Pretty Woman '90. Richard Gere. A corporate raider pays a gorgeous hooker to be his escort for a business week in Beverly Hills. (R) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Pride and Glory '08. Edward Norton. A detective probes a failed drug bust in which four of his brother's men were killed. (R) (2:15) MAX: Tue. 11:15 A.M., Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)

• The Prince of Tides '91. Nick Nolte. Family wounds are healed by a Southerner's affair with his suicidal sister's New York psychiatrist. (R) (3:00) AMC: Mon. 11:30 A.M.

• The Princess Bride '87. Cary Elwes. A storybook stableboy turns pirate and rescues his beloved, who is about to marry a dreadful prince. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 1:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Princess Diaries '01. Julie Andrews. A woman gives etiquette lessons to her reluctant granddaughter who is heir apparent to a throne. (G) (2:00) ENC: Fri. 6:40 A.M., 9:50 P.M. (CC)

• Princess Protection Program '09. Selena Gomez. A princess stays with a covert agent and his daughter. (1:40) DIS: Sun. noon.

• Problem Child '90. John Ritter. An eager yuppie and his wife adopt a little boy, Junior, who's totally out of control. (PG) (1:25) ENC: Thu. 11:35 A.M. (CC)

• Proof of Life '00. Meg Ryan. A woman enlists a hostage negotiator to lead mercenaries to rescue her kidnapped husband from South American guerrillas. (R) (2:15) MAX: Thu. 5 A.M. (CC)

• Psychomania '71. George Sanders. A biker gang leader who believes he has found the secret of returning from the dead experiments with his gang. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 2 A.M.

• The Puppet Masters '94. Donald Sutherland. Scientists, a government agent and his son discover alien pods are taking over people in Iowa. (R) (1:55) MAX: Sun. 4:35 P.M. (CC)

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• Rain Man '88. Dustin Hoffman. A wheeler-dealer meets his brother, an institutionalized autistic-savant, heir to $3 million. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 2:30 P.M., Tue. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Rambo III '88. Sylvester Stallone. Loner Rambo leaves a Buddhist monastery to free his Green Beret mentor from Soviets in Afghanistan. (R) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 9:45 P.M. (CC)

• Rebound '05. Martin Lawrence. Suspended after a public outburst, a college basketball coach accepts a short-term job with a team of middle schoolers. (PG) (2:00) FX: Thu. 8 A.M.

• The Red Lily '24. Enid Bennett. Silent. A woman's life takes a turn for the worse when she runs away with a man who becomes a wanted thief. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. midnight.

• Relative Strangers '06. Ron Livingston. An uptight professional meets his lower-class biological parents for the first time. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Relative Values '00. Julie Andrews. When an awkward aristocrat and an American film star announce their engagement, friends and family have difficulty coping. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Replicant '01. Jean-Claude Van Damme. A retired detective and a clone team up to catch a killer. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. midnight.

• Rescue Dawn '06. Christian Bale. A U.S. fighter pilot is shot down during the Vietnam War and becomes a POW. (PG-13) (2:15) TMC: Sun. 10:15 P.M., Sat. 8:20 A.M., 4:35 P.M. (CC)

• El Rey de la Monta??a '07. Leonardo Sbaraglia. A sniper pursues two strangers through the wilderness. (R) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 4:30 A.M.

• Richie Rich '94. Macaulay Culkin. The boy zillionaire saves his parents and Rich Industries from a scheming executive. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Richie Rich's Christmas Wish '98. David Gallagher. Richie wishes he was never born, and his wish comes true. (NR) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• River's End '40. Dennis Morgan. A Canadian accused of murder poses as a look-alike Mountie to prove himself innocent. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• Road House '48. Ida Lupino. A showman becomes mixed up with murder as a result of his involvement in a strange triangle. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 8 P.M.

• Road House '89. Patrick Swayze. Hired to tame a rowdy Missouri bar, a Ph.D. bouncer romances a doctor and tames the whole town. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Sat. 11:30 P.M.

• Road House 2 '06. Johnathon Schaech. An undercover DEA agent tries to save his uncle's bar from a group of drug runners intent on taking over. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sat. 2 A.M.

• The Road to Christmas '06. Jennifer Grey. A determined woman hitchhikes with a widower and his 12-year-old daughter to reach her wedding on Christmas Eve. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Roberta '35. Irene Dunne. An American football player finds romance with a Russian aristocrat in Paris. Music by Jerome Kern. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Rock Star '01. Mark Wahlberg. A heavy-metal group hires a singer from a tribute band after their frontman quits. (R) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Rocker '08. Rainn Wilson. A failed drummer gets a second shot at fame by joining his young nephew's band. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• RocknRolla '08. Gerard Butler. London's crime lords scramble to cash in on a Russian gangster's crooked land deal. (R) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 2:10 A.M. (CC)

• Role Models '08. Seann William Scott. Forced to join a mentorship program, two irresponsible men must help a pair of impressionable boys navigate the troubled waters of youth. (R) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 1:30 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Romancing the Stone '84. Michael Douglas. A mousy novelist goes to Colombia for her sister and joins a mercenary on a treasure hunt. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 6:10 P.M. (CC)

• Rookie of the Year '93. Thomas Ian Nicholas. A boy lands a job with the Chicago Cubs after an arm injury leaves him with major-league pitching talent. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Royal Tenenbaums '01. Gene Hackman. An errant father tries to reconcile with his eccentric and underachieving family in New York. (R) (1:55) STZ: Thu. 9:05 A.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• Rules of Engagement '00. Tommy Lee Jones. A decorated career Marine, about to stand trial for a botched rescue mission, asks an old friend to defend him. (R) (2:10) TMC: Sun. 10:35 A.M., 8 P.M., Sat. 2:25 P.M., 4:05 A.M.

• Run Fat Boy Run '07. Simon Pegg. An out-of-shape security guard enters a charity marathon in an attempt to win back the woman he jilted at the altar five years earlier. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 7:30 A.M., Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Running Scared '06. Paul Walker. A low-level mobster runs into trouble when the gun he was supposed to discard winds up in the wrong hands after a drug deal and the deaths of some dirty cops. (R) (2:05) HBO: Fri. 11:35 P.M. (CC)

• Running the Sahara '08. Narrated by Matt Damon. Three men attempt to run across the African desert. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 6:30 A.M.

• Rush Hour '98. Jackie Chan. Mismatched police partners seek a kidnapped girl. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Mon. 10:30 P.M., Tue. 10 A.M.

• Rush Hour 3 '07. Jackie Chan. The assassination of a Chinese ambassador reunites Lee and Carter, who tangle with Triad gangsters in France. (PG-13) (1:35) HBO: Mon. 11:40 P.M., Thu. 5:45 P.M. (CC)

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• Sand '00. Michael Vartan. Fugitive relatives threaten to destroy a man's newfound happiness in a small California town. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 12:05 A.M. (CC)

• Santa Baby '06. Jenny McCarthy. A business executive returns to the North Pole to help her father, Santa Claus, prepare for Christmas. (NR) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• The Santa Clause '94. Tim Allen. An adman takes over for the bearded, big-bellied fellow after a rooftop mishap on Christmas Eve. (PG) (2:00) DIS: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. noon, TBS: Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• The Santa Clause 2 '02. Tim Allen. Santa must get married by Christmas Eve in order to save the holiday and keep his job. (G) (1:55) DIS: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Santa Jr. '02. Lauren Holly. A public defender tries to help Saint Nick's son after he is accused of stealing Christmas presents. (2:00) ABCFAM: Thu. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Saw IV '07. Tobin Bell. An officer has only 90 minutes to save his friend, a SWAT commander, from a series of demented traps. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sat. 11 P.M., 2:30 A.M.

• The School of Rock '03. Jack Black. Fired from his group and desperate for money, a guitarist poses as a teacher for students who play in a school band. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sat. 10:45 P.M. (CC)

• Scooby-Doo! and the Samurai Sword '09. Voices of Frank Welker. Animated. Scooby and the gang compete with ninja to search for a treasured sword in Japan. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Fri. 3 P.M.

• Scooby-Doo! Arabian Nights '94. Voices of Greg Burson. Animated. Scooby-Doo, Shaggy, Yogi Bear and other characters find adventure in a trilogy of stories. (NR) (1:00) TOON: Sat. 6 A.M.

• Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins '09. Robbie Amell. Young Shaggy and his newly adopted dog joins forces with Fred, Daphne and Velma to investigate a haunting at their school. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Fri. 6:30 P.M.

• Scorched '02. Alicia Silverstone. Three downtrodden employees plan separate heists after each decides to rob the bank in which they all work. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Scream '96. Neve Campbell. A psycho killer targets a past victim's daughter, while a tabloid TV reporter homes in on his identity. (R) (1:55) TMC: Fri. 10:10 P.M.

• Sea People '99. Hume Cronyn. An elderly couple have a profound impact upon a 14-year-old who dreams of swimming the English Channel. (1:35) TMC: Mon. 6:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Secret of NIMH '82. Voices of Elizabeth Hartman. Animated. A society of genetically altered rats comes to the aid of a mouse whose family is threatened by civilization. (G) (2:00) TOON: Sun. noon, Mon. 11 A.M.

• The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue '98. Voices of Dom DeLuise. Animated. Brave Timmy and a group of very intelligent rats aid the mice of Thorn Valley. (G) (1:10) ENC: Thu. 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• Secret Santa '03. Jennie Garth. A young journalist learns the true meaning of Christmas while trying to uncover the identity of a mysterious philanthropist. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• See No Evil '06. Kane. A maniac terrorizes a group of delinquents cleaning a hotel for community service. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Semi-Pro '08. Will Ferrell. A singer uses the profits from his only hit to buy a basketball league's worst team. (R) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• September '96. Jacqueline Bisset. Aristocrats in a Scottish community find their lives in disarray when a secretive woman returns from her 20-year exile. (3:00) SHO: Wed. 1 P.M.

• Serendipity '01. John Cusack. A man and a woman try to find each other after spending one night together 10 years earlier. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Tue. 12:30 P.M., 10:50 P.M., 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• S.F.W. '94. Stephen Dorff. Held by terrorists inside a store for 36 days, a survivor with a "so-what" attitude emerges as a TV celebrity. (R) (1:40) SHO: Wed. 2:35 A.M.

• Shadow Man '06. Steven Seagal. A former CIA operative must save his kidnapped daughter. (R) (2:00) USA: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Shaft '00. Samuel L. Jackson. A former cop vows to bring a murderous racist to justice. (R) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 10 P.M.

• The Shaggy D.A. '76. Dean Jones. An old ring turns a lawyer into a sheep dog at awkward times in this sequel to the 1959 "The Shaggy Dog." (G) (2:00) TCM: Fri. midnight (CC)

• The Shaggy Dog '06. Tim Allen. A top-secret serum turns a workaholic prosecutor into a canine. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Sat. 4 P.M.

• Shall We Dance '37. Fred Astaire. Ballet dancer Petrov woos a musical star at sea and in New York, despite rumors of their marriage. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• She's All That '99. Freddie Prinze Jr. A cool teen bets a friend that he can transform the school's geekiest girl into a prom queen. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Fri. 9:50 A.M., 5:10 P.M. (CC)

• Shooter '07. Mark Wahlberg. Reluctantly pressed into service again, a former military sniper plots revenge against his powerful foes after being betrayed and wounded. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Shortcut to Happiness '07. Anthony Hopkins. A struggling writer makes a devilish deal for success. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Shrek '01. Voices of Mike Myers. Animated. In order to save his home, a monster with a donkey makes a deal with a mean lord to rescue a beautiful princess. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Silence of the Lambs '91. Jodie Foster. An FBI trainee seeks advice from a brilliant, psychopathic prisoner to catch a killer who skins his victims. (R) (2:30) WGN-A: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Singin' in the Rain '52. Gene Kelly. A silent-film star loves a chorus girl who dubs his squeaky-voiced co-star in a 1927 Hollywood talkie. (G) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Singing Nun '66. Debbie Reynolds. A Dominican nun working in a Belgian slum is urged by a priest to record her music. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus '04. Crystal Bernard. Santa's heir woos a widowed advertising executive who wants to use him in the biggest ad campaign of her career. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 '08. Amber Tamblyn. Tibby, Lena, Carmen and Bridget find it increasingly difficult to stay in touch as their lives branch out in different directions. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 3:30 P.M., Wed. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Skulls '00. Joshua Jackson. A freshman joins an elite society that will guarantee him success, but he questions his decision when his reporter roommate dies mysteriously. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 3 P.M., Wed. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The Sky's the Limit '43. Fred Astaire. An out-of-uniform war hero dances with a photographer who does not know who he is. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Sleuth '07. Michael Caine. An aging writer hatches an elaborate scheme for revenge against the young man who stole his wife. (R) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 11:35 A.M. (CC)

• Slutty, Busty & Bad '09. A woman hires a private investigator to follow her husband. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 2:55 A.M.

• Snoopy, Come Home '72. Voices of Chad Webber. Animated. The "Peanuts" gang becomes upset when the beloved beagle decides to leave home in search of his roots. (G) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Snow Day '00. Chris Elliott. Students steal a snow plow and fend off its crazy driver in an attempt to keep school closed for a second day. (PG) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 6:45 A.M., 6:30 P.M.

• Snow Dogs '02. Cuba Gooding Jr. A Miami dentist travels to Alaska to claim his inheritance, a mischievous team of sled dogs. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Snowglobe '07. Christina Milian. A snow globe transports a woman into a holiday winter wonderland. (NR) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Solo '96. Mario Van Peebles. A robot soldier goes AWOL to avoid reprogramming, then helps Mexican villagers defeat rebels. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Mon. 11:30 A.M., Fri. 8:50 A.M. (CC)

• Some Like It Hot '59. Tony Curtis. To evade gangsters, two men don skirts and makeup and join an all-girl band with a sizzling singer. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 5:45 P.M. (CC)

• Something Beneath '07. Kevin Sorbo. A mysterious black slime terrorizes guests at a hotel. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 11 P.M.

• Son of Flubber '63. Fred MacMurray. The absent-minded professor invents "dry rain" and "flubbergas," which the football team uses. (G) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Sons of Mistletoe '01. Roma Downey. The director of a dilapidated foster home must convince the new owner to continue funding it. (2:00) ABCFAM: Wed. 7 P.M. (CC)

• A Sound of Thunder '05. Edward Burns. A scientist and an inventor must save mankind when a time traveler inadvertently alters the history of evolution. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Space Chimps '08. Voices of Andy Samberg. Animated. A fun-loving chimpanzee becomes an astronaut and must rid a planet of its evil leader. (G) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Space Cowboys '00. Clint Eastwood. Four aging astronauts who never made it into space agree to go up and repair a 1950s satellite. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Tue. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Speed Racer '08. Emile Hirsch. Defying a corrupt business mogul, Speed enters the same arduous cross-country race that caused his brother's death. (PG) (2:15) HBO: Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie '04. Voices of Tom Kenny. Animated. SpongeBob and Patrick head for Shell City to retrieve King Neptune's stolen crown and save the life of Mr. Krabs. (PG) (2:00) NICK: Thu. 3 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams '02. Antonio Banderas. A young sister and brother encounter mutants and a wild scientist while searching for a device that could destroy Earth. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Mon. 5 P.M., Sat. 6 P.M.

• Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over '03. Antonio Banderas. A boy tries to rescue his sister inside a virtual-reality game created by a madman out to enslave children. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Wed. 3 P.M.

• The Spy Who Loved Me '77. Roger Moore. Agent 007 and a Russian beauty foil a madman in a submarine, who is out to nuke the world. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Thu. 4 P.M.

• Stardust '07. Claire Danes. To win the heart of his beloved, a young man ventures into the realm of fairies to retrieve a fallen star. (PG-13) (2:10) TMC: Thu. 10:20 A.M.

• Stargate '94. Kurt Russell. A portal takes an Egyptologist, a colonel and a team of soldiers to another planet with pyramids, slaves and an alien ruler. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Stateside '04. Rachael Leigh Cook. Shipped off to basic training in lieu of prison, a Marine falls for a schizophrenic starlet. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

• Stay Alive '06. Frankie Muniz. An online game becomes terrifyingly real when its young players begin to die along with their onscreen characters. (PG-13) (1:30) SYFY: Wed. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Stephen King's Desperation '06. Tom Skerritt. Humans must battle against a malevolent entity that has invaded a remote Nevada mining town. (R) (3:00) SYFY: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Still Waiting... '09. Justin Long. When a competing eatery steals their customers, restaurant employees hatch a raunchy plan to drum up business. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 1 A.M. (CC)

• The Sting '73. Paul Newman. To avenge a murder, two con men bilk a mobster with their betting-room scam in 1930s Chicago. (PG) (2:15) MAX: Mon. 7 A.M. (CC)

• The Stone Angel '07. Ellen Burstyn. An aging woman flees from her past and future. (R) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 4 P.M., 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Strange Love of Martha Ivers '46. Barbara Stanwyck. Martha and her husband, who saw her kill her aunt, fear a childhood friend saw her too. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Stranger in Town '98. Harry Hamlin. A boy suspects a new family friend is hiding something. (1:45) TMC: Sun. 6:45 A.M., Wed. 7:35 A.M. (CC)

• Stuart Little 2 '02. Geena Davis. Stuart the mouse and Snowball the cat journey through New York City to rescue a friend from a falcon. (PG) (1:30) DIS: Fri. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Sugar & Spice '01. Marla Sokoloff. High-school cheerleaders plan to rob a bank when one of them becomes pregnant and desperate for money. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Tue. 4 A.M., Wed. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Sukiyaki Western Django '07. Hideaki Ito. Their clans at war over hidden gold, the leaders of each try to lure over a mysterious gunman. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 1:45 A.M.

• Superbad '07. Jonah Hill. Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high-school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party. (R) (2:00) STZ: Tue. 12:25 A.M., Wed. 12:20 P.M., 7:05 P.M. (CC)

• Superhero Movie '08. Drake Bell. A teenage loser transforms into a caped crusader when a bite from a genetically altered bug gives him superhuman abilities. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 5:45 P.M., midnight, Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Superstar '99. Molly Shannon. An energetic schoolgirl hopes to win a talent contest where a prize as a movie extra might lead to her first kiss. (PG-13) (2:00) E!: Mon. 9 A.M.

• Surf's Up '07. Voices of Shia LaBeouf. Animated. Followed by a documentary film crew, a teenage penguin heads to Pen Gu Island for his first professional surfing competition. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Sat. 2 P.M.

• Suspiria '77. Jessica Harper. A New York ballerina enrolls at a haunted dance academy run by witches in the Black Forest. (R) (1:35) MAX: Sun. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Swan '56. Grace Kelly. A European princess waltzes with her tutor but is destined to marry a crown prince. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. midnight.

• Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street '07. Johnny Depp. A vengeful barber applies his razor to unlucky customers. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 5:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Sweetest Thing '02. Cameron Diaz. A confirmed flirt and her best friend search for the charming guy who slipped through her fingers at a dance club. (R) (1:30) TBS: Fri. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Swing Time '36. Fred Astaire. Gambler/dancer Lucky falls for dance teacher Penny while engaged to Margaret. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Swordfish '01. John Travolta. A spy working for the CIA forces a computer hacker, who was recently released from prison, to help steal unused government funds. (R) (1:45) HBO: Sat. 3:10 A.M. (CC)

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• The Tale of Despereaux '08. Voices of Matthew Broderick. Animated. In the faraway kingdom of Dor, a misfit mouse must find his inner knight in order to rescue a kidnapped princess. (G) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 9:15 A.M., Fri. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Tarzan '99. Voices of Tony Goldwyn. Animated. A man raised by apes in the African jungle encounters a professor, his daughter and a suspicious hunter. (G) (2:00) ABCFAM: Fri. 7 P.M., Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo '06. Voices of Greg Cipes. Animated. Five superheroes search for a Japanese criminal after a high-tech ninja attack. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Wed. 9:30 A.M.

• 10.5: Apocalypse '06. Kim Delaney. The president and a top scientist work together to save North America from potentially devastating earthquakes. (3:00) USA: Tue. 6 A.M. (CC)

• 10 Things I Hate About You '99. Heath Ledger. Teens set a shrewish peer up with the new boy in town. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 4:50 P.M., Mon. 8:10 A.M. (CC)

• 10,000 B.C. '08. Steven Strait. A young mammoth hunter leads a small band of tribesmen on a journey to the ends of the Earth on a mission to save his beloved from her warlord kidnappers. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Tue. 6:10 P.M. (CC)

• The Tesseract '03. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. The lives of a drug trafficker, a psychologist, a bellhop and an injured assassin intersect at a hotel. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning '06. Jordana Brewster. A young woman tries to save her friends from the clutches of young Leatherface and his murderous clan. (R) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 12:05 A.M. (CC)

• Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation '95. Ren??e Zellweger. Psycho Leatherface and his gruesome clan terrorize a high-schooler who loses her way the night of her prom. (R) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 11:50 P.M. (CC)

• That's Entertainment! '74. Fred Astaire. Fred Astaire, Liza Minnelli, Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra, Elizabeth Taylor, Donald O'Connor, Debbie Reynolds, Mickey Rooney, James Stewart, Bing Crosby and Peter Lawford show clips from 1928-58 MGM musicals. (G) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Thelma & Louise '91. Susan Sarandon. An Arkansas waitress and a housewife shoot a rapist and take off in a '66 Thunderbird. (R) (2:30) WGN-A: Sat. midnight (CC)

• There Will Be Blood '07. Daniel Day-Lewis. Daniel Plainview becomes a self-made oil tycoon, but he deviates into moral bankruptcy as his material fortune grows. (R) (2:45) SHO: Sun. 5:15 P.M., Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• A Thin Line Between Love and Hate '96. Martin Lawrence. A wealthy woman stalks the womanizing club owner who seduced, then betrayed, her. (R) (1:55) ENC: Fri. 1:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Thin Man '34. William Powell. Sophisticated Nick and Nora Charles solve a murder mystery with their wire-haired terrier, Asta. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. noon (CC)

• This Is Not a Test '08. Hill Harper. Carl's fears of a nuclear terrorism attack on Los Angeles destroys his marriage. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 12:40 P.M. (CC)

• Three Days '01. Kristin Davis. An angel gives a literary agent a second chance with his wife after she suddenly dies before Christmas. (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. noon (CC)

• 300 '07. Gerard Butler. Badly outnumbered Spartan warriors clash with the Persian army at the Battle of Thermopylae. (R) (2:00) TNT: Fri. 8 P.M., 10 P.M., Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Three Men and a Baby '87. Tom Selleck. Three swinging Manhattan bachelors grow paternal minding a baby girl left on their doorstep. (PG) (2:30) VH1: Sat. 8 P.M.

• Three Men and a Little Lady '90. Tom Selleck. The bachelors must rethink their joint role of father when Mary's mother decides to marry a stuffy stage director. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Tue. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• 3:10 to Yuma '07. Russell Crowe. A rancher and the captive outlaw in his charge learn to respect each other on a dangerous journey to catch a train. (R) (2:05) TMC: Tue. 2:05 A.M., Sat. 6:45 P.M.

• Thunderball '65. Sean Connery. Agent 007 scuba dives after SPECTRE's Largo hijacks nuclear bombs with a hydrofoil yacht. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Fri. 8 A.M.

• Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas '93. Voices of Danny Elfman. Animated. The Pumpkin King of Halloweentown plans to kidnap Santa Claus and deliver fear instead of joy. (PG) (1:20) ENC: Thu. midnight, Fri. 6:40 P.M. (CC)

• The Time Machine '02. Guy Pearce. A professor is propelled 800,000 years into the future. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 1:05 P.M. (CC)

• TMNT '07. Voices of Chris Evans. Animated. Though Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo have grown apart since their last adventure, they must join forces again to battle an army of monsters. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Tue. 7 P.M., Wed. 5 P.M., Sat. 8 P.M.

• To Catch a Thief '55. Cary Grant. A retired cat burglar sees fireworks with an American heiress on the Riviera. (2:00) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• To Grandmother's House We Go '92. Mary-Kate Olsen. Two goofy crooks kidnap twin little girls who have left home to get out of their mother's hair. (2:00) ABCFAM: Thu. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Tom and Jerry: Shiver Me Whiskers '06. Kathy Najimy. Animated. A cat and a mouse must outsmart a band of pirates to find buried treasure. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Thu. 8:30 P.M.

• Tombstone '93. Kurt Russell. Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp and his brothers for an OK Corral showdown with the Clanton gang. (R) (2:30) HIST: Sat. 8 P.M., 12:01 A.M. (CC)

• Tommy Boy '95. Chris Farley. A ne'er-do-well auto-parts heir must stop his father's widow from selling the business. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 3 A.M., Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Tomorrow Never Dies '97. Pierce Brosnan. James Bond and female agent Wai Lin pursue a megalomaniacal tycoon trying to start World War III. (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY: Thu. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Top Gun '86. Tom Cruise. A hot-shot Navy jet pilot tangles with MiGs and flirts with a civilian astrophysicist. (PG) (2:30) CMT: Sun. 2:30 P.M.

• Top Hat '35. Fred Astaire. A woman believes that an enamored dancer is her best friend's husband. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 4 P.M. (CC)

• The Tracey Fragments '07. Ellen Page. Wearing only a tattered curtain, a teen searches for her missing brother, when she fears she has hypnotized him into believing he is a dog. (R) (1:20) TMC: Tue. 11:15 P.M.

• Trading Places '83. Dan Aykroyd. Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker and a street hustler. (R) (2:30) VH1: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Trip to Bountiful '85. Geraldine Page. Leaving her weak son and his wife in 1947 Houston, an elderly widow takes the bus home. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• Tropic Thunder '08. Ben Stiller. A pampered actor and his co-stars become part of a real war in a Southeast Asian jungle. (NR) (2:00) MAX: Sat. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Troy '04. Brad Pitt. The fierce warrior Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War, ignited when Paris abducts Helen of Troy. (R) (3:30) FX: Sun. 1:30 P.M.

• Turbulence '97. Ray Liotta. A scuffle aboard a 747 bound for New York frees a murderer-in-transit, kills the pilot and puts a stewardess at the helm. (R) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Turner & Hooch '89. Tom Hanks. A fastidious policeman is teamed with a slobbering canine. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Tweety's High-Flying Adventure '00. Voices of Joe Alaskey. Animated. Sylvester pursues Tweety as he tries to travel around the world in 80 days. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Fri. 8:30 A.M.

• 21 '08. Jim Sturgess. College students use their expertise at card-counting to beat the house in Las Vegas. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Fri. 1:25 P.M., 4:05 A.M. (CC)

• 27 Dresses '08. Katherine Heigl. A perpetual bridesmaid balks upon learning that her next assignment would be standing up for her sister, who will marry the man the bridesmaid secretly loves. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Twister '96. Helen Hunt. Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Two if by Sea '96. Denis Leary. After stealing a priceless painting, a man promises his long-time girlfriend it will be his last heist. (R) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Two Weeks With Love '50. Jane Powell. A teenager vies with her best friend for the attention of a Cuban visiting the same summer hotel. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

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• The Ultimate Christmas Present '00. Hallee Hirsh. Two girls' plan to close school by making it snow in Los Angeles jeopardizes Christmas. (1:30) DIS: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Unforgiven '92. Clint Eastwood. An old gunslinger, his ex-partner and a quick-draw kid go bounty hunting in a town called Big Whiskey. (R) (3:00) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Uninvited '09. Elizabeth Banks. A ghost prompts a lethal battle of wills between a man's new fiancee and his two daughters, one of whom has just returned from a mental ward. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 6:30 P.M., 2:45 A.M., Fri. noon, 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• Unlikely Angel '96. Dolly Parton. An angel is given the opportunity to earn her wings by bringing together a troubled family for the holidays. (2:00) ABCFAM: Mon. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Unstable '09. Shiri Appleby. A newlywed suspects that her husband is keeping secrets. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)

V

• Valley of the Kings '54. Robert Taylor. An archaeologist and a married woman dig for a pharaoh's treasure-filled tomb in 1900 Egypt. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Van Wilder: Freshman Year '09. Jonathan Bennett. A college freshman inspires others by partying, chasing girls and wooing the hot chick. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 2:30 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• Vertical Limit '00. Chris O'Donnell. A climber must rescue his sister stranded by an avalanche. (PG-13) (2:10) MAX: Sun. 12:20 P.M. (CC)

• Vice '07. Michael Madsen. A troubled cop seeks a traitor in his department. (R) (1:40) SHO: Wed. 12:55 A.M.

• The Vikings '58. Kirk Douglas. Two Vikings clash over a Welsh princess and control of a British throne, unaware that they are half brothers. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 10 P.M.

• Violent Saturday '55. Victor Mature. Three violent hoodlums shatter the calm of a peaceful Arizona community when they attempt a bloody bank heist. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 8 P.M.

• The Virgin Suicides '99. James Woods. Men reminisce about intriguing sisters, whose parents quarantined them after one of the five killed herself. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 12:45 P.M., 5:05 A.M.

W

• Waiting ... '05. Ryan Reynolds. A womanizing waiter, his former girlfriend and his housemate ponder their lives while working at a chain restaurant. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 11 P.M., Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story '07. John C. Reilly. Following a childhood tragedy, Dewey Cox rises to music stardom, falls victim to drug abuse, and finds the love of a good woman. (R) (1:40) STZ: Thu. 4:25 A.M. (CC)

• Walker Payne '06. Jason Patric. A man must make heartbreaking choices to save his daughters. (R) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)

• WALL-E '08. Voices of Ben Burtt. Animated. A robot leaves Earth to chase a shapely mechanical scout across the galaxy. (G) (1:45) STZ: Sat. 4:20 A.M. (CC)

• War, Inc. '08. John Cusack. An undercover hit man must organize the wedding of a Middle Eastern pop star. (R) (2:00) SHO: Fri. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Warriors of Virtue '97. Angus Macfadyen. A boy lands in a magic world of kung fu, kangaroo-men, and villains seeking the key to immortality. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 6:40 A.M.

• Watching the Detectives '07. Cillian Murphy. A man who loves movies meets an adventurous beauty who shakes up his dull life. (NR) (1:35) SHO: Tue. noon (CC)

• The Waterboy '98. Adam Sandler. A simpleton's angry outbursts lead to gridiron glory. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Wed. 7:35 A.M., 4:40 P.M. (CC)

• The Wedding Planner '01. Jennifer Lopez. A lonely organizer falls for an engaged pediatrician while coordinating his wedding and reception. (PG-13) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)

• The Wedding Singer '98. Adam Sandler. A spirited entertainer and a waitress with a boorish fiance work at the same weddings. (PG-13) (2:00) E!: Sun. 2 P.M.

• Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins '08. Martin Lawrence. Determined to prove to his family how much he has changed, a talk-show star returns to his small Southern hometown for his parents' anniversary. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• We're All Angels '07. Jason and deMarco are gay lovers trying to become pop stars. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• When Nietzsche Wept '07. Ben Cross. Philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche seeks the advice of psychoanalyst Josef Breuer. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 9:15 A.M.

• While She Was Out '08. Kim Basinger. A woman fights with a gang that is trying to kill her. (R) (1:30) STZ: Mon. 2:10 A.M. (CC)

• Who's Your Caddy? '07. Antwan "Big Boi" Patton. When members of a stuffy country club oppose his bid to join, a rap mogul buys the land adjacent to the golf course's 17th hole. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 6 A.M., 12:45 P.M.

• Why Did I Get Married? '07. Tyler Perry. Revelations of infidelity and other secrets force eight married friends to take a hard look at issues of commitment, betrayal and forgiveness. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Thu. 8 P.M., 5:35 A.M.

• Wild Hogs '07. Tim Allen. Looking for adventure, frustrated suburbanites hit the open road and encounter rough-and-tumble bikers. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 5:30 P.M.

• Without a Paddle '04. Seth Green. Three childhood friends embark on a canoe trip to find a plane hijacker's stash of money. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. noon (CC)

• Without a Paddle: Nature's Calling '09. Oliver James. Two friends and a crazy Briton have wild misadventures while searching for a missing girl in the woods. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 2 P.M.

• Witless Protection '08. Larry the Cable Guy. A small-town lawman and the FBI witness that he has in custody grapple with crooked federal agents, quack doctors and Chicago high-society. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 12:30 P.M., Thu. 6:15 A.M., 6:15 P.M.

• The Wizard of Oz '39. Judy Garland. A tornado whisks a Kansas farm girl to a magic land. (G) (2:15) TBS: Sun. 5:45 P.M. (CC)

• A Woman's Secret '49. Maureen O'Hara. Police investigate the shooting of a singer by the woman instrumental to her success. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• Women in the Wind '39. Kay Francis. A female pilot gets more than money when she enters an air race. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 11:30 A.M.

• Wonder Boys '00. Michael Douglas. Terrified his second novel won't live up to the first and stumbling over his personal life, a writer takes a gifted student under his wing. (R) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 3:30 A.M.

• Woo '98. Jada Pinkett Smith. Friends arrange a blind date for a mismatched couple, an insecure law clerk and a sassy extrovert. (R) (2:00) FX: Mon. 8 A.M.

• The Wrestler '08. Mickey Rourke. An aging wrestler goads his battered body into handling a comeback. (R) (2:00) HBO: Sat. 8 P.M., 12:50 A.M. (CC)

• Wyatt Earp '94. Kevin Costner. The portrait traces him from Southern boy to Western lawman defending boomtowns with his brothers and Doc Holliday. (PG-13) (4:30) AMC: Fri. 3:30 P.M., Sat. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

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• The X-Files: I Want to Believe '08. David Duchovny. Mulder and Scully encounter a priest with psychic visions when they reunite to solve a baffling missing-persons case. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

Y

• Yes Man '08. Jim Carrey. A man tries to change his life by saying yes to everything. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 2:30 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• You, Me and Dupree '06. Owen Wilson. Three become a crowd when a newlywed invites his jobless buddy to temporarily move in with him and his wife. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 9 P.M., 3 A.M. (CC)

• You Only Live Twice '67. Sean Connery. Agent 007 plays dead, then comes back as an Asian to save the world from SPECTRE's Blofeld. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Young Guns II '90. Emilio Estevez. Billy the Kid and his gang gallop to Mexico, chased by a federal posse led by Pat Garrett. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Yours, Mine and Ours '68. Lucille Ball. A widow with eight children meets, courts and weds a widowed Navy officer with a brood of 10. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 2 P.M. (CC)

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First published on November 22, 2009 at 12:00 am
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