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= Excellent Abominable
'06. Matt McCoy. A disabled man tries to warn others about a legendary beast roaming the California mountains. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 11 A.M.
The Abominable Dr. Phibes
'71. Vincent Price. Living corpse Dr. Phibes visits his late wife's surgeons with rats, bats and other biblical plagues. (PG-13) (1:45) TCM: Sat. noon (CC)
Absolute Power
'97. Clint Eastwood. A veteran thief catches the president of the United States in adultery and a murder cover-up. (R) (2:05) ENC: Sun. 1:30 P.M., Thu. 12:45 P.M., 9:45 P.M. (CC)
Accepted
'06. Justin Long. After trying and failing to get into college, a high-school senior and his friends fool parents and peers by creating their own university. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
Ace of Hearts '08. Dean Cain. A police officer tries to save his beloved partner, a German shepherd, from being put to sleep. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 7:45 A.M. (CC)
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights
'02. Voices of Adam Sandler. Animated. During Hanukkah, a temperamental lout drinks, gets in trouble with the law and performs community service. (PG-13) (1:45) COMEDY: Mon. 10 A.M. (CC)
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
'00. Voices of Rene Russo. Live action/animated. A flying squirrel and a moose confront their adversaries Boris and Natasha. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 9:15 A.M. (CC)
Affliction
'97. Nick Nolte. A small-town sheriff becomes unhinged, thanks in part to his abusive, alcoholic father. (R) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 8:45 A.M., Fri. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
Air Force One
'97. Harrison Ford. Demanding the release of a political prisoner, a terrorist and his gang hijack the U.S. president's plane. (R) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 5:30 P.M., 12:30 A.M. (CC)
A/K/A Tommy Chong
'05. Comic Tommy Chong is arrested for manufacturing drug paraphernalia. (NR) (1:20) SHO: Sun. 12:55 P.M.
Alfie
'66. Michael Caine. A cynical cockney bachelor picks up women, treats them badly and tells why in asides to the camera. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)
Ali
'01. Will Smith. Muhammad Ali battles Sonny Liston, Joe Frazier and George Foreman and raises controversy outside the ring. (R) (2:40) HBO: Mon. 12:30 A.M., Thu. 2:35 A.M. (CC)
Alien 3
'92. Sigourney Weaver. Lone woman finds thugs, zealots and horror on prison planet. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
Alien Resurrection
'97. Sigourney Weaver. Cloned Ellen Ripley and others aboard a spaceship battle rampaging aliens. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)
Alien Sex Files 3: She Alien '09. Jenae Alt. Scientists use alien DNA to create a hot babe. (NR) (1:30) MAX: Fri. midnight (CC)
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
'07. Steven Pasquale. Two outer-space alien races bring their longstanding war to the American Midwest. (R) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)
An American Haunting
'05. Donald Sutherland. Strange and terrifying events plague a family in 1817 Tennessee after a fellow citizen places a curse on the father. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. noon, Mon. 3 P.M. (CC)
American Madness
'32. Walter Huston. An idealistic bank officer is taken to task by the board of directors when they learn of his unorthodox loan policies. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 9:30 P.M.
American Pie
'99. Jason Biggs. Four teenagers nearing graduation make a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 6:30 P.M.
American Pie 2
'01. Jason Biggs. Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
American Pie Presents: Band Camp '05. Tad Hilgenbrinck. A lewd teen causes mischief when he must attend a camp for musicians. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 6:15 A.M. (CC)
An American Werewolf in Paris
'97. Tom Everett Scott. A young American meets a lovely lycanthrope while in Paris. (R) (1:45) ENC: Tue. 1:45 A.M. (CC)
The Amityville Horror
'79. James Brolin. A couple battle a demonic presence in their new home, the location of many gruesome murders a year earlier. (R) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 10:30 P.M. (CC)
And Now for Something Completely Different
'72. Graham Chapman. Sketches from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" include "The Lumberjack Song," Hell's Grannies" and "Dead Parrot." (PG) (1:35) ENC: Mon. 5:30 A.M. (CC)
And Now the Screaming Starts
'73. Peter Cushing. An English doctor helps a lord and his bride cope with a severed hand and a curse. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
The Andromeda Strain
'71. Arthur Hill. Scientists rush to isolate an alien germ brought back by a space probe. (G) (2:20) MAX: Sat. 3:40 A.M. (CC)
The Ape
'40. Boris Karloff. A mad doctor poses as an ape and kills people for bodily fluids to help a disabled girl. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 4:15 P.M.
Apocalypto
'06. Rudy Youngblood. As the end of the Mayan civilization draws near, a man makes a desperate bid to escape being a human sacrifice and return to his family and the woman he loves. (R) (2:20) ENC: Wed. midnight (CC)
Apollo 13
'95. Tom Hanks. Astronauts Jim Lovell, Fred Haise and Jack Swigert try to return to Earth after an explosion aborts the April 1970 moonshot. (PG) (2:30) HBO: Fri. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
Arctic Tale
'07. Narrated by Queen Latifah. A walrus and a polar bear grow to maturity, as their frozen wilderness now melts beneath them. (G) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 8:50 A.M. (CC)
Armageddon
'98. Bruce Willis. A NASA rep recruits an oil driller and his team of mavericks to save Earth from an oncoming asteroid. (PG-13) (2:35) STZ: Thu. 4:45 P.M., midnight, Fri. 11:45 A.M. (CC)
Army of Darkness
'92. Bruce Campbell. A supermarket worker finds himself in medieval England with a chainsaw and a '73 Olds. (R) (1:20) MAX: Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
As You Like It '06. Bryce Dallas Howard. Disguised as a boy, Rosalind meets Orlando in Arden Forest. (PG) (2:15) HBO: Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)
Assassins
'95. Sylvester Stallone. A veteran hit-man contends with a crazy upstart and bad memories while embarking on his final assignment. (R) (2:15) ENC: Wed. 11:30 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
Australia
'08. Nicole Kidman. An English aristocrat and a cattleman drive a herd across the Australian Outback to save her ranch from a hostile takeover. (PG-13) (3:00) HBO: Sat. 8 P.M., 12:05 A.M. (CC)
Baby's Day Out
'94. Joe Mantegna. The active 9-month-old son of a rich Chicago couple crawls away from klutzy kidnappers. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
Back to the Future
'85. Michael J. Fox. A teen takes a crackpot's DeLorean time machine to 1955 and sees his parents in high school. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Wed. 6 P.M., 4:10 A.M. (CC)
Bait
'00. Jamie Foxx. A U.S. Treasury investigator uses an unsuspecting petty criminal as bait to catch a security hacker who stole $40 million in gold bullion. (R) (2:30) BET: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 1 P.M.
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
'02. Antonio Banderas. A former FBI agent plays cat-and-mouse games with a deadly and elusive woman after she kidnaps a child. (R) (1:35) HBO: Sun. 4:25 A.M. (CC)
Barb Wire
'96. Pamela Anderson Lee. A bounty hunter seeks a device that could restore her brother's sight and save millions during U.S. civil war in 2017. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)
The Barefoot Contessa
'54. Humphrey Bogart. Funereal flashbacks recall a Hollywood star's rise to fame. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 11 A.M. (CC)
Basic Instinct
'92. Michael Douglas. An erotic writer toys with a San Francisco detective who thinks she might be an ice-pick killer. (R) (2:15) MAX: Mon. 7:45 P.M. (CC)
The Basketball Diaries
'95. Leonardo DiCaprio. Crime pays for the drug addiction of a high-school hoopster and three teammates in 1960s New York. (R) (1:55) SHO: Wed. 2:30 A.M.
Batman
'66. Adam West. Batman and Robin save Gotham City from the Catwoman, Joker, Penguin and Riddler. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 6:35 A.M. (CC)
Batman
'89. Jack Nicholson. The Caped Crusader saves dismal Gotham City and gorgeous Vicki Vale from the freaky Joker. (PG-13) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)
Batman & Robin
'97. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Batgirl joins the caped crusaders to stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from wreaking revenge upon the world. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Fri. 7:05 A.M., 4:15 P.M. (CC)
Batman Forever
'95. Val Kilmer. The Caped Crusader woos a criminal psychologist, takes on a sidekick and battles Two-Face and the Riddler. (PG-13) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 10 P.M. (CC)
Batman Returns
'92. Michael Keaton. The Caped Crusader clashes with Catwoman and saves gloomy Gotham City from the foul Penguin's plot. (PG-13) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
The Batman vs. Dracula '05. Voices of Alastair Duncan. Animated. The vampire hatches a plot to enslave Batman, the Joker, the Penguin and the rest of Gotham City. (NR) (2:00) TOON: Sat. 7 P.M.
Bats
'99. Lou Diamond Phillips. Flesh-eating bats sink their teeth into small-town Texans. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Mon. 8 A.M.
The Beast of Bray Road '05. Jeff Denton. A new sheriff in a Wisconsin town investigates brutal slayings by a werewolf. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 1 P.M.
Beat the Devil
'54. Humphrey Bogart. International swindlers are diverted from their sinister dealings when an explosion wrecks the ship they are aboard. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 9:15 A.M.
Bebe's Kids
'92. Voices of Faizon Love. Animated. Three lonely latchkey kids vent their frustrations. Based on late comic Robin Harris' stand-up routine. (PG-13) (1:30) BET: Wed. 1 P.M.
Bedtime Story
'41. Fredric March. A Broadway playwright and his wife divorce when she chooses retirement over appearing in his show. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 10:30 A.M.
Beer League
'06. Artie Lange. Two New Jersey softball teams must win or face expulsion. (R) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 1 A.M. (CC)
Beetlejuice
'88. Michael Keaton. Two ghosts try to scare away their home's new tenants. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)
Before I Hang
'40. Boris Karloff. A condemned scientist experiments with the aging process and injects himself with a killer's blood. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 3 P.M. (CC)
Behind the Mask
'32. Jack Holt. A Secret Service agent nabs a scalpel-happy doctor who runs drugs in caskets. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 6 A.M.
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
'06. Nathan Baesel. A cunning killer plans to rain terror and death upon the small town of Glen Echo in slasher style, all while being filmed by a documentary crew. (R) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 3:10 A.M. (CC)
Beowulf
'07. Voices of Ray Winstone. Animated. A warrior battles a ferocious demon and its evil but seductive mother. (PG-13) (1:55) TMC: Mon. 11:05 A.M., 10 P.M., Sat. 8 A.M., 7 P.M.
Best of the Best II
'93. Eric Roberts. Two karate instructors vow to avenge their dead partner. (R) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 10 A.M. (CC)
The Best of Times
'86. Robin Williams. Twelve years after dropping the winning pass in a high-school football game, a timid clerk tries to regain lost honor. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
Beyond the Gates
'05. John Hurt. A priest and a teacher get caught up in the Rwandan genocide of 1994. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. noon.
Big
'88. Tom Hanks. A wishing machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old man with a fun job and a girlfriend. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 7 A.M. (CC)
Billy & Mandy: Wrath of the Spider Queen '07. Animated. Two children must stop an army of arachnids. (NR) (1:00) TOON: Sat. 11:30 A.M.
Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure '07. Animated. Stripped of his powers, Grim races against his nemesis to capture an artifact that can make someone the scariest being alive. (2:00) TOON: Thu. 5 P.M.
Black Knight
'01. Martin Lawrence. An underachiever in Los Angeles time-travels to 14th-century England and battles an evil king. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)
The Black List: Volume One '08. Interviews with 20 African-American leaders provide a series of living portraits. (NR) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 7 A.M. (CC)
The Black Room
'35. Boris Karloff. A bad baron throws his good twin into a stake pit in the family castle in 19th-century Czechoslovakia. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)
Black Sheep
'96. Chris Farley. To head off political embarrassment, the aide of a gubernatorial candidate shepherds his boss's uncouth brother. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 2:35 A.M. (CC)
The Blob
'58. Steve McQueen. Formless red slime lands in Pennsylvania and engulfs people; teens try to warn scoffing adults. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 8 P.M.
Blood Angels '05. Siri Baruc. A teenager moves to the city to stay with her sister, not knowing that she belongs to a gang of female vampires. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Fri. 1 A.M.
Blood of Dracula
'57. Sandra Harrison. A chemistry teacher's experiments with a Transylvanian amulet transform a student into a vampire. (NR) (1:30) AMC: Thu. 7:45 A.M., 4:30 A.M. (CC)
Blood of the Vampire
'58. Donald Wolfit. A couple enter the asylum of a mad vampire doctor and his one-eyed assistant with bangs, Carl. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 5 A.M. (CC)
The Body Snatcher
'45. Boris Karloff. Cabby sells cadavers to doctor in 1800s Edinburgh. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 11:15 P.M.
Bolt
'08. Voices of John Travolta. Animated. A dog who thinks his TV superpowers are real begins a cross-country journey back to Hollywood. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Thu. 8:40 A.M., 7:20 P.M., Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)
The Bone Eater '07. Bruce Boxleitner. A demonic creature of American Indian folklore embarks on a murderous rampage. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 5 P.M.
Bonneville '06. Jessica Lange. After her husband's death, Arvilla brings her two friends on a road trip that turns into the journey of a lifetime. (PG) (1:35) SHO: Thu. 3:45 A.M. (CC)
Booty Call
'97. Jamie Foxx. Two longtime friends hope that lust will prevail during a wild double date, in a humorous look at safe sex. (R) (1:20) MAX: Thu. 11:40 A.M. (CC)
Borderland '07. Brian Presley. During a weekend trip to Mexico, three friends look for fun but find death instead when they run afoul of cultists who practice human sacrifice. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)
Bottle Shock
'08. Alan Rickman. In 1976 the owner of a struggling Parisian wine shop decides to hold a taste contest between French and California wines. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 4:15 A.M., Fri. 10:30 A.M.
The Bourne Supremacy
'04. Matt Damon. A CIA chief sends a senior operative to take down Jason Bourne when it appears the rogue agent is behind the deaths of two people. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 10:30 P.M. (CC)
Boys and Girls
'00. Freddie Prinze Jr. Two longtime friends, each with a string of failed romances, wonder if they should date each other. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)
Boys' Night Out
'62. Kim Novak. Would-be swingers Fred, George, Doug and Howard share a sexy blonde who's secretly doing a thesis on men. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 6 P.M. (CC)
Boyz N the Hood
'91. Larry Fishburne. Three boys become men, one guided by his father, in their racially divided Los Angeles neighborhood. (R) (2:00) BET: Mon. 8 P.M.
The Brave One
'07. Jodie Foster. After a brutal attack leaves her badly injured and her fiance dead, a radio host stalks the streets of New York on a quest for revenge. (R) (2:05) HBO: Sat. 2:25 A.M. (CC)
Breakin'
'84. Lucinda Dickey. A dancer/waitress auditions for a Broadway show with break-dancers from the streets of Los Angeles. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
Brick Lane
'07. Tannishtha Chatterjee. Stuck in a loveless arranged marriage, a Muslim seamstress in London embarks on an affair with a customer. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Wed. 9:15 A.M. (CC)
Bride of Chucky
'98. Jennifer Tilly. Animated by a vicious killer's spirit, a battered doll and its mate seek help from neighbors to regain human form. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 2:15 A.M., Thu. 2:15 P.M. (CC)
Broken Lizard's Club Dread
'04. Bill Paxton. A killer terrorizes vacationers and staff members at a Caribbean resort owned by a has-been rocker. (R) (2:15) COMEDY: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
'92. Kristy Swanson. Valley girl Buffy departs from cheerleading to train with her recruiter for a vampire invasion. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Tue. midnight, Wed. 2 P.M., Fri. 3 A.M., Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)
Bulletproof
'96. Damon Wayans. Assassins dog a cop and a fugitive witness en route to L.A. (R) (1:25) HBO: Mon. 5:35 A.M., Sat. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
Bulletproof Monk
'03. Chow Yun-Fat. A martial-arts master finds a prot??g?? to protect a scroll. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 9 A.M.
The 'Burbs
'89. Tom Hanks. A suburban homeowner's week off with his wife turns sour after odd neighbors move in next door. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)
Burn After Reading
'08. George Clooney. Chaos reigns when a gym employee and her colleague try to benefit from a disc that they think holds state secrets but, really, contains the memoirs of a former CIA analyst. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 11:50 A.M., 8:15 P.M., Mon. 8:20 A.M., 10 P.M., Wed. 2:50 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
Burnt Offerings
'76. Karen Black. A couple, their son and an old aunt rent a mansion for the summer and find it's haunted. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 10 A.M.
The Butterfly Effect
'04. Ashton Kutcher. A young man travels back in time to change the past and alter the current lives of his friends. (R) (2:30) FX: Sat. 1:30 P.M.
Caddyshack
'80. Chevy Chase. Oddballs and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship. (R) (2:15) CMT: Sun. 5:15 P.M., 10:15 P.M., Tue. 9 P.M., 12:30 A.M.
Cadillac Records
'08. Adrien Brody. Leonard Chess founds a recording company in 1950s Chicago. (R) (1:50) STZ: Mon. 1:50 P.M., 9:10 P.M. (CC)
The Caine Mutiny
'54. Humphrey Bogart. A World War II Naval officer is court-martialed for relieving paranoid Capt. Queeg of command during a typhoon. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 7 A.M. (CC)
The Cake Eaters '07. Elizabeth Ashley. Two families must heal old wounds when a son comes home. (R) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 6:15 A.M., 7:30 P.M., Fri. 5:30 P.M., 5:05 A.M.
Can of Worms '99. Michael Shulman. Aliens respond to a dissatisfied teen's plea to escape from planet Earth, but not all of them are friendly. (1:30) DIS: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)
Canadian Bacon
'95. Alan Alda. Political spin doctors concoct war with Canada to boost an American president's sagging approval ratings. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 10:15 A.M. (CC)
Canvas
'06. Joe Pantoliano. With his wife in a psychiatric hospital, a man quits his job and builds a sailboat in his driveway. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 6:45 A.M.
Captains Courageous
'37. Spencer Tracy. Portuguese fishermen pick up a rich man's son who has fallen overboard. (G) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)
Carrie
'76. Sissy Spacek. A social misfit with psychic powers wreaks havoc at her prom to get even with pranksters. (R) (1:40) ENC: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
Casper: A Spirited Beginning
'97. Steve Guttenberg. A teacher helps a boy dissuade his father, a developer, from razing a friendly ghost's home. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Mon. 7:30 P.M.
Casper Meets Wendy
'98. Hilary Duff. Friendly ghost Casper helps a witch protect her aunts from an evil warlock. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 10:30 A.M., DIS: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. noon (CC)
Casper Meets Wendy
'98. Hilary Duff. Friendly ghost Casper helps a witch protect her aunts from an evil warlock. (PG) (1:45) DIS: Sun. noon.
Casper's Scare School '06. Jim Belushi. Animated. Casper wants to learn how to be a hobgoblin but returns to his friendly ways after learning about a diabolical plot. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Sun. 9 A.M.
Cat People
'42. Simone Simon. Newlyweds try to cope with an ancient curse that transforms the bride into a vicious panther when she becomes jealous. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
CB4
'93. Chris Rock. Three middle-class pals try to be cell-block types and tap into the rap market but cross a drug-dealing club owner. (R) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
Celtic Pride
'96. Damon Wayans. After the Boston Celtics lose game six of the NBA Finals, two blue-collar fans kidnap the opposition's star player. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 3:05 P.M. (CC)
The Chamber
'96. Chris O'Donnell. A lawyer seeks clemency for his grandfather on death row. (R) (1:55) MAX: Wed. 4:40 A.M. (CC)
Champion
'02. Yu Oh-seong. South Korean boxer Kim Deuk-gu dies in the ring in 1982 while fighting Ray Mancini in Las Vegas. (NR) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 11:05 A.M.
Chandler
'71. Warren Oates. A private eye is set up for murder when he accepts an assignment to guard a state's witness. (GP) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 9:30 P.M.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
'05. Johnny Depp. Five children tour the wondrous factory of an odd candy-maker. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
Charlie Bartlett
'07. Anton Yelchin. An awkward teenager endears himself to the student body by becoming the self-appointed psychiatrist at his new school. (R) (1:40) SHO: Sun. 6:20 A.M., 12:30 A.M., Wed. 6:35 A.M., 4:15 P.M.
Cheaper by the Dozen
'03. Steve Martin. While his wife is away on business, a college-football coach must handle the chaos surrounding his 12 children. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 11:15 P.M. (CC)
Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers
'84. Cheech Marin. Twin sons of a noblewoman and a commoner have funny feelings during the French Revolution. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)
Child's Play 3
'91. Justin Whalin. Chucky the killer doll wreaks havoc when he is mailed to his young foe's coed military school. (R) (1:30) ENC: Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)
Choke
'08. Sam Rockwell. Destitute, a sex addict fakes choking in expensive restaurants, whose patrons "save" him, then fund his hospitalized mother's care. (R) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 1:45 A.M. (CC)
Chupacabra: Dark Seas '05. Giancarlo Esposito. A scheme would smuggle a legendary creature into the United States on a cruise ship, but things go horribly awry. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 9 A.M.
Circus of Horrors
'60. Anton Diffring. Plastic surgeon Dr. Goethe makes women patients defy death in his one-ring circus. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Sat. 12:45 A.M.
City Heat
'84. Clint Eastwood. A police detective backs up his private-eye ex-partner on a gangland double cross in 1933 Kansas City. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 2:35 P.M. (CC)
The Clearing
'04. Robert Redford. A bitter man kidnaps a wealthy businessman and marches him through a dense forest. (R) (2:00) FX: Fri. 8 A.M.
Code Name: The Cleaner
'07. Cedric the Entertainer. A janitor with amnesia becomes convinced he is an undercover agent involved in a federal investigation of an international arms ring. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 2:15 A.M. (CC)
Co-ed Confidential 3: Spring Break '09. A sizzling compilation from the erotic series. (1:30) MAX: Mon. 11:40 P.M. (CC)
Cold Creek Manor
'03. Dennis Quaid. An ex-con plagues a family in their new mansion. (R) (2:30) FX: Thu. 10 A.M.
The Color of Freedom
'07. Joseph Fiennes. Friendship evolves between Nelson Mandela and his jailer. (R) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
Coming to America
'88. Eddie Murphy. Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to New York with his royal sidekick to find a true-love bride. (R) (2:30) BET: Sat. 9:30 P.M.
Commando
'85. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A human killing machine and an airline hostess take on an ousted dictator's private army. (R) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
Constantine
'05. Keanu Reeves. A man who can see demons helps a skeptical policewoman investigate her twin sister's mysterious death. (R) (2:30) FX: Sat. 11 A.M.
The Cookout
'04. Ja Rule. After her son signs a contract with an NBA team, a woman invites friends and family to a wild barbecue at his new mansion. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Sun. 6:30 P.M., Mon. 1 P.M.
The Craft
'96. Robin Tunney. L.A. teens strike back at tormentors with witchcraft. (R) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
The Crash
'32. Ruth Chatterton. Marital discord follows when a man loses his wife's wealth in the 1929 stock market crash. (NR) (1:00) TCM: Thu. 12:30 A.M.
Critical Care
'97. James Spader. A model and her sister involve a second-year resident in deciding their comatose father's fate. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 10 A.M., Thu. 11 A.M., 5:15 A.M.
Crossroads '06. Alan Arkin. A Jesuit seminarian finds his life very complicated when he falls in love with a woman. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 7:40 A.M., 2:40 P.M.
The Curse of the Cat People
'44. Simone Simon. A lonely child lives in a dreamworld with her father's dead first wife as a playmate. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
Cursed
'05. Christina Ricci. Siblings hunt for the werewolf that attacked them and transformed them into lycanthropes. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 11 P.M.
The Da Vinci Coed '07. Gorgeous young women offer enticing moments. (NR) (1:25) TMC: Mon. 3:15 A.M. (CC)
Daddy Day Camp
'07. Cuba Gooding Jr. Chaos reigns when two clueless fathers take charge of a dilapidated summer camp and its ill-behaved attendees. (PG) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 8:30 A.M., 4:40 P.M. (CC)
Dan in Real Life
'07. Steve Carell. An advice columnist falls in love with his brother's girlfriend. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 2:10 A.M., Mon. 3:40 P.M. (CC)
The Dancer Upstairs
'02. Javier Bardem. While investigating a string of terrorist incidents, a detective falls for a woman who may have ties to the group. (R) (2:15) MAX: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)
Dancing at the Blue Iguana
'00. Charlotte Ayanna. Five strippers deal with age, pregnancy, love and other problems in California. (R) (2:05) MAX: Wed. 2:35 A.M. (CC)
Dante's Peak
'97. Pierce Brosnan. A volcanologist and his new love flee a deadly eruption in the Pacific Northwest. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Sun. 10:15 P.M. (CC)
The Dark
'05. Maria Bello. After the death of her daughter, a woman meets a mysterious girl who supposedly died in a mass suicide 50 years earlier. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. midnight (CC)
The Dark Knight
'08. Christian Bale. Batman battles a vicious criminal known as the Joker. (PG-13) (2:45) MAX: Sat. 7:15 P.M. (CC)
Day of the Dead '08. Ving Rhames. After zombies take over the world, a group of survivors struggles to survive within a bunker. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 8 P.M., Wed. 11:40 P.M., Sat. 11 P.M.
Days of Thunder
'90. Tom Cruise. An upstart stock-car driver goes to the edge for his manager, his brain-surgeon girlfriend and himself. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. noon (CC)
Dead of Night
'45. Mervyn Johns. Summoned to an English estate, a man recalls it from his nightmare and there meets other guests with nightmares. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 8 A.M. (CC)
Dear God
'96. Greg Kinnear. Good deeds become contagious after a postal worker answers a desperate letter to the Almighty. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)
Death at a Funeral
'07. Matthew MacFadyen. Secret revelations and chaos reign when members of a dysfunctional British family gather to lay their patriarch to rest. (R) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 1:05 P.M., 9:30 P.M., 5:35 A.M., Fri. 10:20 A.M., 3:05 A.M. (CC)
Death Becomes Her
'92. Meryl Streep. An actress and an author fight over a plastic surgeon and the secret of eternal beauty. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 2:20 P.M., Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)
The Deaths of Ian Stone '07. Mike Vogel. Again and again, a man awakes as a new person to relive the terror of being murdered each day by horrifying pursuers. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 1 A.M. (CC)
Desert of Blood '06. Justin Quinn. A treasure hunter unwittingly releases a vengeful vampire from his Mexican tomb. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 5 P.M.
The Devil Commands
'41. Boris Karloff. A scientist's daughter narrates his attempt to contact his dead wife's brain wave. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 5:30 P.M.
Diabolique
'55. Simone Signoret. A wife and a mistress conspire to murder the brutal headmaster of a school for boys, then the body disappears. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 2:15 A.M.
Diary of a Madman
'63. Vincent Price. A 19th-century French judge acquires a condemned man's urge and butchers a canary and a model. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 1:45 P.M.
Diary of the Dead
'07. Michelle Morgan. A group of film students runs into real zombies while filming a horror movie. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 7:45 A.M. (CC)
Die, Monster, Die!
'65. Boris Karloff. An American in England finds plants, animals and his future in-laws mutated by a meteorite. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 9:30 P.M. (CC)
Disclosure
'94. Michael Douglas. A computer-firm boss seduces her married co-worker, then accuses him of sexual harassment. (R) (3:00) LIFE: Sun. noon (CC)
Divorce American Style
'67. Dick Van Dyke. A couple decides on divorce after 17 years of marriage. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. noon.
Do You Wanna Know a Secret?
'01. Joseph Lawrence. Spring break turns into a bloodbath as, one by one, six college friends fall victim to a crazed killer. (R) (1:35) TMC: Mon. midnight (CC)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
'32. Fredric March. March won an Oscar for his portrayal of the scientist whose experiments bring out a hideous side of his personality. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
'41. Spencer Tracy. A Victorian London doctor drinks a potion and frees his bad side. (G) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
Doctor X
'32. Lionel Atwill. A manic dubbed the "Full Moon Strangler" commits a series of murders on the grounds of a mysterious medical facility. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 6 A.M.
Doomsday
'08. Rhona Mitra. A commander and her crew venture into long-quarantined Scotland to find the counteragent to a deadly virus that has re-emerged in London. (R) (1:50) MAX: Sun. 10 A.M., Fri. 3:05 P.M. (CC)
The Doors
'91. Val Kilmer. UCLA film student Jim Morrison finds a girlfriend, forms a band and turns tragic 1960s rock star. (R) (2:30) HBO: Fri. 3:30 A.M. (CC)
Dracula
'79. Frank Langella. The vampire count arrives in turn-of-the-century England. (R) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 9:15 A.M. (CC)
Dressed to Kill
'80. Michael Caine. A hooker and a murder victim's son seek a vicious killer. (R) (1:50) ENC: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
Duplex
'03. Ben Stiller. After moving into a New York brownstone, an author and his wife try to get rid of an annoying neighbor. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 4:30 P.M., Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)
Eagle Eye
'08. Shia LaBeouf. Two strangers become pawns of a mysterious woman who threatens their friends and family and uses technology to control their every move. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 9 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
Earth Girls Are Easy
'89. Geena Davis. Misguided aliens find themselves lusting for Earth women. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)
Earth vs. the Spider
'58. Ed Kemmer. Hot-rodding teenagers come to the rescue when a giant spider attacks their Midwestern town. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)
Easy Rider
'69. Peter Fonda. Two free spirits on chopped motorcycles clash with the Establishment and meet a boozy lawyer as they cross America. (R) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 2:15 A.M. (CC)
Easy Riders, Raging Bulls
'03. Based on Peter Biskind's book about the groundbreaking films and filmmakers of the late 1960s and early '70s. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Wed. midnight.
Eddie
'96. Whoopi Goldberg. An avid basketball fan becomes head coach after a Texas tycoon buys the New York Knicks. (PG-13) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 6 A.M., 4:15 P.M.
Eddie Murphy Raw
'87. Eddie Murphy. The comedian does a Bill Cosby impression and discusses life, women and sex in a stand-up show in New York. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)
Edward Scissorhands
'90. Johnny Depp. A deceased inventor's unfinished creation becomes an instant celebrity when a cheery suburbanite brings him home. (PG-13) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 7:30 P.M., Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
Eight Days a Week
'97. Joshua Schaefer. A teen tries to make an attractive classmate notice him. (R) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
88 Minutes
'07. Al Pacino. A forensic psychiatrist must use all his skills and training to find the person who issued an ominous death threat. (R) (1:50) STZ: Tue. midnight, Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)
88 Minutes
'07. Al Pacino. A forensic psychiatrist must use all his skills and training to find the person who issued an ominous death threat. (R) (1:55) STZ: Sat. 1:35 P.M.
Election
'99. Matthew Broderick. When a school's goody-two-shoes runs for class president, a teacher/adviser schemes to keep her from winning. (R) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 1:10 A.M., Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)
Enchanted
'07. Amy Adams. Live action/animated. Banished by an evil queen, a princess from a fairy-tale world lands in modern Manhattan, where music, magic and "happily ever after" are sorely lacking. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 11:40 A.M., 6:10 P.M., 5:05 A.M. (CC)
End of Days
'99. Arnold Schwarzenegger. An ex-cop must protect a woman chosen by Satan to be the mother of the Antichrist. (R) (2:45) AMC: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. 3:15 P.M. (CC)
Enemy of the State
'98. Will Smith. Rogue agents hunt a lawyer who has an incriminating tape. (R) (2:15) ENC: Sun. 8 P.M., Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)
Escape to Witch Mountain
'75. Eddie Albert. Psychic twins seek their origin while running from an evil tycoon who wants to use them. (G) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 3:30 A.M. (CC)
Evolution
'01. David Duchovny. A former government scientist teaching at an Arizona community college discovers rapidly developing organisms on a meteor. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 2:15 P.M. (CC)
The Ex
'06. Zach Braff. A chronic underachiever takes a job at his father-in-law's advertising firm and locks horns with his wife's paraplegic former lover. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 8:30 P.M., Mon. 5 P.M. (CC)
Executive Decision
'96. Kurt Russell. A commando squad must conduct a midair assault upon a hijacked plane loaded with terrorists and a deadly nerve gas. (R) (2:15) ENC: Sun. 3:35 P.M., Mon. 9:50 A.M. (CC)
Exit Speed '08. Lea Thompson. Ten bus passengers become stranded and must fight off murderous bikers from inside a scrap yard. (R) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 2:40 A.M.
Exit Wounds
'01. Steven Seagal. A tough Detroit policeman lands in a new precinct and discovers a rogue group of cops who run a drug ring. (R) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 8:15 P.M. (CC)
Exorcist: The Beginning
'04. Stellan Skarsgard. While visiting an excavation site in Cairo, Egypt, a former priest sees signs of demonic possession. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 5:30 P.M., Wed. 11:45 P.M., Thu. 11:45 A.M. (CC)
Extreme Measures
'96. Hugh Grant. A homeless man's mysterious death puts an emergency-room physician on the trail of a doctor who experiments on the living. (R) (2:00) ENC: Thu. 2:50 P.M. (CC)
The Eye
'08. Jessica Alba. Following a double corneal transplant, a concert violinist perceives frightening images of a world that only she can see. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 10:15 A.M., Thu. 9 P.M.
Eye See You
'02. Sylvester Stallone. While staying at a clinic for therapy, an FBI agent searches for a serial killer who is murdering the staff and patients. (R) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 8 P.M.
The Facts of Life
'60. Bob Hope. Incompatible friends, taken for granted by their spouses, fall in love after having to spend time alone together. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
Failure to Launch
'06. Matthew McConaughey. The parents of a young man who still lives at home hire a beautiful woman to entice him to finally leave the nest. (PG-13) (2:10) TBS: Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 1:15 P.M. (CC)
Fair Game
'89. Gregg Henry. An innocent artist becomes a pawn in her estranged husband's game of death with a poisonous reptile. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
Faithless
'32. Tallulah Bankhead. A once-wealthy woman struggles to recover from the emotional and financial blows dealt her by the Depression. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M.
Feast of Love
'07. Morgan Freeman. Friends explore themes of love, pain and happiness through telling their own life stories. (R) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 3:35 A.M. (CC)
The Final Conflict
'81. Sam Neill. Now ambassador to England, Antichrist Damien leads a global manhunt for his age-old enemy. (R) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)
Final Destination
'00. Devon Sawa. Teens meet with horrible ends after a classmate's precognitive vision leads to their ejection from a doomed airliner. (R) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 4:35 P.M. (CC)
Final Destination 2
'03. Ali Larter. Death returns to claim the lives of those who did not die in a horrible highway calamity as they were meant to do. (R) (1:58) SYFY: Fri. 4:30 P.M., USA: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
Final Destination 2
'03. Ali Larter. Death returns to claim the lives of those who did not die in a horrible highway calamity as they were meant to do. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 9 P.M.
Fired!
'07. Interviews with comics, economists and other people with even more ordinary jobs give takes on being fired. (NR) (1:15) SHO: Sun. 9 A.M., Tue. 5:20 A.M.
First Sunday
'08. Ice Cube. Bumbling thieves decide to rob a church to raise some much-needed cash, but they discover that someone else has already beaten them to the punch. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 7:40 A.M., 4:10 A.M. (CC)
Five Easy Pieces
'70. Jack Nicholson. A former concert pianist who works in an oil field takes his waitress girlfriend to visit his wealthy, cultured family. (R) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 4 A.M. (CC)
Fling '08. Brandon Routh. Incidents at a wedding prompt a couple to experiment with an open relationship. (R) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 1:35 A.M.
The Fly
'58. Al Hedison. A scientist's genes are mixed with those of a common housefly during a botched teleportation experiment. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 7:15 A.M. (CC)
The Fly II
'89. Eric Stoltz. The genius son of "The Fly" loves a researcher and mutates at the laboratory of an evil tycoon. (R) (2:15) AMC: Mon. 9:15 A.M., 4 A.M. (CC)
Follow the Fleet
'36. Fred Astaire. Half of a song-and-dance team spends shore leave with the one who drove him into the Navy. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)
Footloose
'84. Kevin Bacon. A hip Chicago teen moves to a Midwestern town where, thanks to a pastor, dancing is outlawed. (PG) (2:30) VH1: Wed. 6:30 P.M., Thu. 11 A.M. (CC)
For Love of the Game
'99. Kevin Costner. An aging pitcher learns that he will soon lose his girlfriend and his spot with the Detroit Tigers. (PG-13) (3:00) WE: Sat. noon.
Forbidden Fantasies '05. Brooke Hunter. A sexy filmmaker shoots a documentary about a sinful madam. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 1:10 A.M. (CC)
Foreigner 2: Black Dawn '05. Steven Seagal. A CIA agent races against time to prevent arms dealers from selling a nuclear weapon to terrorists. (R) (2:00) USA: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
'08. Jason Segel. A struggling musician encounters his ex-lover and her new boyfriend while vacationing in Hawaii. (R) (1:55) HBO: Fri. 1:35 A.M. (CC)
Forrest Gump
'94. Tom Hanks. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (PG-13) (3:00) SPIKE: Fri. 7 P.M., 10 P.M.
The Four Seasons
'81. Alan Alda. Things change for a middle-class couple and two other couples they vacation with four times a year. (PG) (1:50) MAX: Tue. 5:10 A.M. (CC)
1408
'07. John Cusack. A skeptical author spends a night in a reputedly haunted hotel room. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 8 P.M., Sat. 5:10 P.M., 3 A.M. (CC)
Frankenhood '09. DeRay Davis. Two men and their undead pal compete in a basketball tournament. (R) (2:00) BET: Sat. 7:30 P.M., 1 A.M.
Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster
'65. James Karen. An android astronaut protects women of Puerto Rico from a martian princess and her pet, Mull. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Tue. 6:15 A.M. (CC)
Frankenstein Reborn '05. Rhett Giles. An obsessive surgeon murders his patients and reanimates the dead. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 9 A.M.
Fred Claus
'07. Vince Vaughn. The yuletide season brings headaches for Santa Claus, who bails his ne'er-do-well brother Fred out of trouble and puts him to work in his factory. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 6 A.M., 4 P.M. (CC)
Frequency
'00. Dennis Quaid. A policeman tries to alter the past after making radio contact with his father, a firefighter who died 30 years earlier. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Tue. 1:50 P.M., 5:35 A.M. (CC)
Friday the 13th
'80. Betsy Palmer. The reopening of Camp Crystal Lake spells murder and mayhem for a group of sexually promiscuous counselors. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Wed. noon.
Friday the 13th, Part 2
'81. Amy Steel. Mrs. Voorhees' son Jason is waiting when another load of teens tries to make a buck at Camp Crystal. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Tue. 11 A.M., Thu. noon (CC)
Friday the 13th Part 3
'82. Dana Kimmell. New teens learn of Camp Crystal Lake's grisly heritage. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Tue. 9 A.M., Fri. noon (CC)
The Frighteners
'96. Michael J. Fox. A psychic hustler encounters a genuine supernatural threat. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 6 A.M., Tue. 2 A.M., Wed. 11:30 A.M.
From Dusk Till Dawn
'96. Harvey Keitel. Desperado brothers kidnap a preacher and his kids, commandeer their RV and wind up in a Mexican strip joint where vampires lurk. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 9:30 P.M., Thu. 11:40 P.M.
From Dusk Till Dawn
'96. Harvey Keitel. Desperado brothers kidnap a preacher and his kids, commandeer their RV and wind up in a Mexican strip joint where vampires lurk. (R) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 9:40 P.M. (CC)
From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter
'00. Ara Celi. An executioner's daughter joins an outlaw who escaped death, in a journey that leads to vampires. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sun. 2 A.M.
The Fugitive
'93. Harrison Ford. An innocent man must evade the law as he pursues a killer. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
Full Count '06. William Baldwin. Before departing for college, five lifelong friends must help one of their own. (R) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)
Full Moon High
'81. Adam Arkin. An encounter with a Romanian werewolf leaves a 1950s high-school football star howling at the moon. (PG) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)
Funny Money '06. Chevy Chase. Henry runs into trouble with his wife, a good and bad cop, and Mr. Big after accidentally trading his briefcase for one with a million dollars inside. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 1:45 A.M.
Gacy
'03. Mark Holton. Serial killer John Wayne Gacy rapes boys and young men, then hides the corpses under his house. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 2:40 A.M. (CC)
Gaslight
'44. Charles Boyer. A diabolical husband tries to drive his wife insane. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)
Get on the Bus
'96. Richard Belzer. Black Los Angeleans tell their stories during a bus trip to Washington, D.C., and the Million Man March. (R) (2:05) TMC: Thu. 2:30 P.M., 1:30 A.M.
Get Smart
'08. Steve Carell. Agent Maxwell Smart brings enthusiasm and ineptitude to the battle against KAOS. (PG-13) (1:55) HBO: Mon. 10 P.M., Wed. 6 P.M., Sat. 7:30 A.M., 6 P.M. (CC)
Ghost
'90. Patrick Swayze. A murder victim returns to save his beloved fiancee. (PG-13) (3:00) WE: Thu. 8 P.M., 11 P.M., Sat. 5 P.M.
Ghost Rider
'07. Nicolas Cage. A motorcycle stuntman, who sold his soul to save a loved one, becomes a fiery agent for justice at night in the presence of evil. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sat. 8 P.M.
Ghost Ship
'02. Julianna Margulies. Members of a salvage crew and a pilot board a haunted vessel found floating in the Bering Sea. (R) (2:00) FX: Fri. 6 P.M., Sat. 9 A.M.
Ghost Story
'81. Fred Astaire. Elderly men telling ghost stories are haunted by a girl they accidentally drowned 50 years before. (R) (1:55) MAX: Mon. 2:50 A.M. (CC)
The Ghoul
'33. Boris Karloff. An Egyptologist comes back from the grave after his servant steals a sacred jewel. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
Ghoulies II
'88. Damon Martin. A carnival exhibitor's nephew realizes sorcery is the only hope when diminutive demons invade the haunted house. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Sat. 9:45 A.M. (CC)
Ghouls '08. Kristen Renton. A college student learns about her family's dark secret. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)
Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning
'04. Katharine Isabelle. Sisters in 19th-century Canada take refuge at a remote outpost that is besieged by werewolves. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Fri. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
Ginger Snaps: Unleashed '04. Emily Perkins. A patient at a rehabilitation center tries to prevent a young woman from transforming into a werewolf. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Fri. 2:30 P.M.
Gladiator
'00. Russell Crowe. A fugitive general becomes a gladiator in ancient Rome. (R) (2:55) TNT: Sun. 8 P.M., 10:55 P.M. (CC)
The Glimmer Man
'96. Steven Seagal. An LAPD detective links murders blamed on a serial killer to a tycoon eliminating business associates. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)
Glory Alley
'52. Ralph Meeker. A New Orleans boxer is branded a coward by his streetwise friends when he refuses to fight in a championship bout. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)
The Golden Compass
'07. Nicole Kidman. In a parallel world, a girl sets out on an epic quest to save her best friend and other kidnapped children from the magisterium's evil experiments. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)
Good Advice
'01. Charlie Sheen. An out-of-work stockbroker causes problems when he takes over his girlfriend's relationship-advice column. (R) (1:35) MAX: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
Good Luck Chuck
'07. Dane Cook. After meeting the woman of his dreams, a dentist must find a way to break a curse that causes each of his ex-lovers to find true love with her next boyfriend. (R) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 10 P.M.
The Goonies
'85. Sean Astin. Coastal Oregon kids follow the treasure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps to gold. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
Gospel Hill '08. Chloe Bailey. Two men confront their shared past. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 7:40 A.M., 4:35 P.M.
The Grand
'08. Woody Harrelson. A ne'er-do-well inherits his grandfather's casino, but must win a high-stakes poker tournament to keep it out of a real-estate tycoon's clutches. (R) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 2:20 A.M. (CC)
The Grand
'08. Woody Harrelson. A ne'er-do-well inherits his grandfather's casino, but must win a high-stakes poker tournament to keep it out of a real-estate tycoon's clutches. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
The Grapes of Wrath
'40. Henry Fonda. Poor sharecroppers the Joads leave dust bowl Oklahoma in hope of better luck in California. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sun. noon.
Gremlins
'84. Zach Galligan. An inventor gives his son an odd little creature which multiplies into monsters which wreck the town. (PG) (2:00) WGN: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
The Grudge 2
'06. Amber Tamblyn. A young woman encounters a terrible curse while searching for her missing sister in Tokyo. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Mon. 10:30 P.M., Tue. 10 A.M.
Guy X
'05. Jason Biggs. A soldier learns about a U.S. government cover-up involving casualties of the Vietnam War. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 12:45 P.M.
Hackers
'95. Jonny Lee Miller. A master hacker unites teen computer freaks against an embezzling computer-security agent known as the Plague. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 8 A.M. (CC)
Half Baked
'98. Dave Chappelle. Potheads sell marijuana to raise bail for a fellow stoner who accidentally killed a horse. (R) (2:00) BET: Thu. 1 A.M.
Halloween
'78. Donald Pleasence. John Carpenter's chiller about an escaped maniac who returns to his Illinois hometown to continue his bloody rampage. (R) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 10 P.M., Tue. 6 P.M., Sat. noon (CC)
Halloween
'07. Malcolm McDowell. A psychiatrist follows an escaped psychopath's blood-soaked trail back to his hometown. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
'88. Donald Pleasence. Dr. Loomis renews his hunt for killer Mike, who has escaped from the hospital once again. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 4 P.M., Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
'89. Donald Pleasence. Dr. Loomis meets Mike's 9-year-old niece, who seems to know when he's going to kill next. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 10 P.M., Wed. 6 P.M., Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)
Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later
'98. Jamie Lee Curtis. In hiding for two decades, a traumatized woman learns her murderous brother has returned for her. (R) (2:00) FX: Sat. 6 P.M.
Halloween II
'81. Jamie Lee Curtis. A killer follows his injured target to the hospital on Oct. 31 in Haddonfield, Ill. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
Halloween: Resurrection
'02. Jamie Lee Curtis. Collegians spend the night in Michael Myers' childhood home. (R) (2:00) MTV: Fri. 1:30 A.M., Sat. 10:30 P.M.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
'95. Donald Pleasence. An ancient Celtic ritual drives Dr. Loomis' patient to sacrifice an entire family in Haddonfield, Ill. (R) (2:00) FX: Wed. 10 A.M., Thu. 8 A.M., Sat. 4 P.M.
Halloweentown
'98. Debbie Reynolds. After learning she is a witch, a girl helps save a town full of other supernatural creatures. (1:35) DIS: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. noon, Sat. noon (CC)
Halloweentown High '04. Debbie Reynolds. Two witches protect a group of students from the legendary Knights of the Iron Dagger. (2:00) DIS: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. noon, Sat. 3:05 P.M. (CC)
Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge '01. Debbie Reynolds. Two witches try to stop a villain who wants to permanently transform trick-or-treaters into their costume characters. (2:00) DIS: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. noon, Sat. 1:35 P.M. (CC)
The Hammer
'07. Adam Carolla. A famous boxing coach offers a 40-year-old underachiever another chance to train for a spot on the U.S. Olympic team. (R) (1:35) HBO: Thu. 1 A.M. (CC)
Hancock
'08. Will Smith. With every feat, a scruffy superhero inflicts collateral damage upon Los Angeles. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Wed. 2:20 P.M., 9:25 P.M., Thu. 7:05 A.M. (CC)
The Happening
'08. Mark Wahlberg. A couple flee an invisible killer that threatens all of humanity. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 5:45 P.M. (CC)
Happy Anniversary
'59. David Niven. A tipsy man reveals he and his wife's premarital secret, and his daughter repeats it on a TV show. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 7:30 A.M.
Happy Feet
'06. Voices of Elijah Wood. Animated. Born without the ability to sing, a young emperor penguin expresses himself and hopes to attract a mate through his amazing dancing talent. (PG) (1:55) DIS: Sun. 5:05 P.M.
Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
'08. Kal Penn. Mistaken for terrorists on a flight to Amsterdam, the stoners land in prison. (R) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
'04. John Cho. After smoking marijuana, two roommates scour New Jersey to satisfy their hunger for hamburgers. (R) (1:45) TBS: Mon. 12:30 A.M. (CC)
Harold and Maude
'71. Bud Cort. A 20-year-old heir with a death wish meets a 79-year-old free spirit who knows how to live. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 10 P.M. (CC)
The Haunted Mansion
'03. Eddie Murphy. A real estate agent and his family encounter ghosts in an old New Orleans house on a remote bayou. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)
The Haunting
'63. Julie Harris. An anthropologist, an heir and two ESP-prone women explore a New England mansion. (G) (2:00) TCM: Tue. midnight, Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)
The Haunting Hour: Don't Think About It '07. Emily Osment. A girl and her brother have spooky encounters when one of them reads the lines of a mysterious book. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Sun. 5 P.M., Wed. 7:30 P.M., Sat. 5 P.M.
The Haunting of Molly Hartley
'08. Haley Bennett. A teen discovers the horrifying truth about her heritage. (PG-13) (1:25) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)
Heckler
'07. Actor and comic Jamie Kennedy and other celebrities discuss stardom and criticism. (R) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 3:30 A.M. (CC)
Hellraiser
'87. Andrew Robinson. A puzzle box summons the Cenobites, destroying a family. (R) (1:35) ENC: Sat. 11:35 P.M.
Henry Poole Is Here
'08. Luke Wilson. After learning that he has only a short time to live, a man undergoes a miraculous transformation. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Tue. 4 P.M., Wed. 12:40 P.M. (CC)
Her Minor Thing
'04. Estella Warren. A virgin who has a boyfriend falls for another man. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 10:45 A.M., Sat. 6:30 A.M.
High Crimes
'02. Ashley Judd. A lawyer must defend her husband in a military courtroom. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)
High Noon
'52. Gary Cooper. A marshal stands alone to face a vengeful gunman and his gang. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
'08. Zac Efron. Troy, Gabriella and the rest of the Wildcats plan an elaborate spring musical to express their experiences, hopes and fears for their futures. (G) (1:55) STZ: Fri. 7:40 A.M., 6:30 P.M., Sat. 6:15 A.M. (CC)
Hocus Pocus
'93. Bette Midler. Halloween trick-or-treaters come face to face with three witch sisters from the past in Salem, Mass. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
The Holiday
'06. Cameron Diaz. Two women, one from America and one from England, swap homes at Christmastime after bad breakups with their boyfriends. (PG-13) (2:45) TBS: Thu. 9 P.M., 1:15 A.M. (CC)
A Home of Our Own
'93. Kathy Bates. A widowed mother of five loses her job in 1962 Los Angeles, then heads to Idaho in search of a home. (PG) (1:50) TMC: Wed. 1:40 P.M. (CC)
Homecoming '09. Mischa Barton. A jealous woman plots revenge after her ex-beau arrives in town with a new girlfriend. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
Honeydripper
'07. Danny Glover. In an all-out effort to save his club, a man finds a drifter to play music in place of a famous guitar player. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Thu. 7 A.M.
Hot Rod
'07. Andy Samberg. An accident-prone daredevil plans an outrageous stunt to raise money for lifesaving surgery for his abusive stepfather. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Sat. 6:30 A.M., 3:40 P.M.
Hounddog
'07. Dakota Fanning. In the 1950s South, the daughter of an abusive drunk finds solace in the music and moves of Elvis Presley. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. midnight.
The House Bunny
'08. Anna Faris. A Playboy bunny teaches socially awkward sorority sisters about the opposite sex. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Sat. 8:10 A.M., 7:15 P.M., 1:15 A.M. (CC)
House of the Dead 2
'05. Emmanuelle Vaugier. Special forces battle a ravenous zombie horde on a college campus while searching for a special blood sample from which a cure can be created. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 5 P.M.
House on Haunted Hill
'99. Geoffrey Rush. A theme-park mogul invites five guests to an abandoned asylum and offers $1 million to anyone who stays there all night. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 4:15 P.M., 12:45 A.M., Fri. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
Houseboat
'58. Cary Grant. A lawyer with three children lives on a houseboat with an Italian symphony conductor's daughter as his maid. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 4 P.M. (CC)
The Hustler
'61. Paul Newman. A gambler stakes pool shark "Fast Eddie" Felson in a smoke-filled marathon against Minnesota Fats. (NR) (2:15) MAX: Thu. 4:05 A.M. (CC)
Hypersonic '02. Antonio Sabato Jr. Daredevil pilots prepare to race for $25 million despite an impending hurricane. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 2:45 P.M. (CC)
I Am Legend
'07. Will Smith. Vampires created by a man-made plague surround a lone survivor as he searches for a cure. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 2:30 P.M., 12:05 A.M. (CC)
I Am Omega '07. Mark Dacascos. Zombies threaten the existence of the lone human in a post-apocalpytic world. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 11 A.M.
I Am Sam
'01. Sean Penn. A man with the mental capacity of a child hires a lawyer to regain custody of his daughter. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Wed. 1 A.M. (CC)
I Could Never Be Your Woman
'07. Michelle Pfeiffer. A professional woman falls for a younger man. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 4 P.M. (CC)
I Promise to Pay
'37. Chester Morris. An office worker becomes indebted to a loan shark. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 4:30 A.M.
I, Robot
'04. Will Smith. In 2035 a Chicago homicide detective tracks a sophisticated robot accused of murdering a visionary scientist. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Wed. 7:30 P.M., Thu. 5:30 P.M.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
'98. Jennifer Love Hewitt. A killer with a hook returns to stalk a young woman and her friends at a tropical island resort. (R) (2:00) FX: Fri. 10 A.M., Sat. 7 A.M.
Idle Hands
'99. Devon Sawa. A teenage slacker wakes up Halloween Day, finds his parents gruesomely murdered and his right hand possessed by the devil. (R) (2:00) MTV: Sat. 1 P.M., 3 A.M.
If Looks Could Kill
'91. Richard Grieco. An American teenager is mistaken for a James Bond-type spy on the way to France. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Wed. 7 A.M. (CC)
I'm Not There
'07. Christian Bale. Several actors portray legendary musician Bob Dylan at a different stage in his personal life and career. (R) (2:20) MAX: Tue. 6:40 A.M. (CC)
The Incredible Hulk
'08. Edward Norton. As Bruce Banner seeks a cure for his affliction, a powerful enemy arises. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Wed. 11:35 P.M. (CC)
Inherit the Wind
'60. Spencer Tracy. Bible orator and liberal lawyer debate Darwinism. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 4 P.M.
The Innocents
'61. Deborah Kerr. A Victorian governess fears a boy and girl have been possessed by a dead couple. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Sun. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
Insatiable Obsession '06. Beautiful women must satisfy their desires. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 1:35 A.M. (CC)
Insomnia
'02. Al Pacino. A guilt-ridden cop hunts a killer who knows his secret. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)
Interview With the Vampire
'94. Tom Cruise. The immortal Louis tells of his life as a vampire recruited by Lestat in 1791 Louisiana. (R) (2:30) SYFY: Fri. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
Into the Storm '09. Brendan Gleeson. From 1940-1945, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill leads his country against Nazi aggression. (NR) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 9 A.M. (CC)
Into the Wild
'07. Emile Hirsch. Following his graduation from college, Christopher McCandless gives up his savings and possessions and makes an ill-fated trek to the Alaskan wilderness. (R) (2:30) SHO: Fri. 1:30 P.M., 2:35 A.M.
The Invisible
'07. Justin Chatwin. The victim of a violent attack lands in a realm between the living and the dead. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 8 P.M., midnight.
Invitation
'52. Van Johnson. A wealthy man bribes a suitor to make his crippled daughter's last year of life a happy one. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 2:15 P.M. (CC)
Isle of the Dead
'45. Boris Karloff. A Greek general in the 1912 Balkans finds his wife's grave robbed and fights a plague. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 6:45 P.M.
Jerry Maguire
'96. Tom Cruise. A Los Angeles sports agent finds love with a pretty accountant after an attack of conscience costs him his job and fiancee. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 1:15 A.M. (CC)
Joe Dirt
'01. David Spade. A goofy janitor tells a radio talk-show host about his search for the parents who abandoned him. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 12:45 P.M., Fri. 8:30 P.M. (CC)
John Carpenter's Vampires
'98. James Woods. A vampire hunter is hired by the Vatican to slay a foe. (R) (2:00) FX: Mon. 10 A.M., Tue. 8 A.M.
John Q
'02. Denzel Washington. A desperate man takes hostages at a hospital in order to force doctors to save his dying son. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Tue. 12:30 A.M. (CC)
Johnny Was '06. Vinnie Jones. Johnny Doyle moves to London to leave behind his violent past, but after his mentor breaks out of prison with a plan to set bombs, he must deal with him and the gangster downstairs. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 4:30 P.M., Fri. 3:15 P.M.
Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead
'08. Nicki Aycox. Young travelers become the target of a psycho after they unknowingly take his car. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 11 P.M. (CC)
Jubilee Trail
'54. Vera Ralston. A retired judge who now runs a private investigation firm with the assistance of parolees, investigates a murder. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 1:15 P.M. (CC)
Jumper
'08. Hayden Christensen. A young man's ability to teleport himself anywhere in the world makes him a target for those who have sworn to kill him and others like him. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 4:30 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
Juno
'07. Ellen Page. Complications arise when an unwed teen chooses an upscale couple to adopt her unborn baby. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 8:15 A.M., 4:15 P.M., Thu. 3 P.M. (CC)
Jurassic Park
'93. Sam Neill. An entrepreneur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist and others to his jungle theme-park featuring dinosaurs regenerated from DNA. (PG-13) (2:10) MAX: Sat. 1:50 P.M. (CC)
The Juror
'96. Demi Moore. A mob hit man will kill a single mother's son if she cannot sway her fellow jurors in a murder trial. (R) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 2:25 A.M. (CC)
Just Friends
'05. Ryan Reynolds. A music executive tries to woo his high-school crush while keeping his suspicious ex-girlfriend at bay. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 11:10 P.M., Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
Kalifornia
'93. Brad Pitt. An intrigued couple tags along on a trip cross-country with a writer researching serial killers. (R) (2:00) TMC: Thu. 9:40 P.M.
Kangaroo Jack: G'Day U.S.A.! '04. Animated. A kangaroo's pals wind up in Las Vegas during a mission to save him from poachers. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Tue. 9 A.M.
Karla
'06. Laura Prepon. Paul Bernardo and his wife, Karla, commit rape, torture and murder. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 9 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)
Kate & Leopold
'01. Meg Ryan. A Manhattan woman falls in love with the 19th-century Duke of Albany who has stepped through a time portal. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Mon. 11:30 A.M., midnight.
Kaw '07. Sean Patrick Flanery. A sheriff and surviving townspeople barricade themselves in a diner after aggressive ravens launch a deadly attack. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 10 A.M.
Kill Bill: Vol. 1
'03. Uma Thurman. Awaking from a coma, an assassin seeks vengeance against her former boss and his ruthless gang. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Mon. 5:30 P.M.
Kill Bill: Vol. 2
'04. Uma Thurman. Before confronting her former boss, an assassin goes after the man's younger brother and her one-eyed counterpart. (R) (3:00) SPIKE: Mon. 8 P.M.
Killer Movie '08. Paul Wesley. A TV crew becomes stranded in a small town with a killer. (R) (:35) TMC: Sat. 1:50 A.M.
King Kong
'76. Jeff Bridges. An oil mogul seeks to exploit a monstrous ape in New York. (PG) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 8 A.M. (CC)
King of the Ants
'03. Chris McKenna. A developer asks a painter to kill an accountant. (R) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 11:50 P.M. (CC)
Kiss of the Dragon
'01. Jet Li. A Chinese intelligence officer on assignment in Paris becomes involved in an international conspiracy. (R) (2:00) FX: Sun. 1:30 P.M.
Kiss the Girls
'97. Morgan Freeman. After escaping from a serial killer, a doctor helps police and a forensic psychologist track the madman. (R) (2:32) USA: Sun. 2:28 P.M. (CC)
Kit Kittredge: An American Girl
'08. Abigail Breslin. A girl and her friends investigate a crime spree in Depression-era Cincinnati. (G) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 4:45 P.M. (CC)
The Kite Runner
'07. Khalid Abdalla. After many years living in the U.S., an Afghan novelist returns to his Taliban-controlled homeland to learn the fate of the son of his murdered friend. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Tue. 2:30 P.M., Sat. 4:30 P.M.
Kung Fu Panda
'08. Voices of Jack Black. Animated. A clumsy panda learns martial arts with legendary masters. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 12:15 P.M., Wed. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
Laid to Rest '09. Bobbi Sue Luther. A girl awakes in a casket in a funeral parlor and must evade a serial killer to survive the night. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 3 A.M. (CC)
Landspeed
'02. Billy Zane. A race-car driver tries to break the sound barrier in order to win $50 million. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 9:15 A.M. (CC)
Lars and the Real Girl
'07. Ryan Gosling. A lonely man forms an emotional bond with a plastic woman. (PG-13) (1:50) TMC: Fri. 11:55 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
Lassie
'94. Thomas Guiry. An amazing collie helps a teen and his family raise sheep on ancestral land in the Shenandoah Valley. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 6:15 A.M. (CC)
Last Action Hero
'93. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A golden ticket handed down from Houdini puts a boy in the middle of a Hollywood superstar's world. (PG-13) (2:15) ENC: Wed. 3:45 P.M. (CC)
The Last Legion
'07. Colin Firth. After the fall of Rome, its last emperor, a 12-year-old boy, journeys to Britannia with his closest retainers to find a fabled legion. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 3:30 A.M., Fri. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
Last Stand at Saber River
'97. Tom Selleck. A Confederate soldier returns to his Arizona homestead and finds Union sympathizers have laid claim to his land. (2:00) TNT: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
The Lather Effect '06. Lance Barber. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Wed. noon.
Leatherheads
'08. George Clooney. A 1920s football star tries to boost his sagging sport while vying for a newswoman's affections. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)
Legion of the Dead '05. Courtney Clonch. An Egyptian priestess and a band of mummies rise from a tomb in California. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 1 A.M.
Leprechaun
'92. Warwick Davis. An Irish fairy escapes from a crate and goes on a gory quest for his 100 stolen gold coins. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 1 A.M.
Leprechaun 2
'94. Warwick Davis. A malevolent leprechaun seeks to fulfill a 1,000-year-old curse by enslaving an alluring Californian. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 3 A.M.
Let's Go to Prison
'06. Dax Shepard. After learning that the son of the judge who put him away is in jail, an ex-con gets himself sent back to prison so he can make the man's life miserable. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
Life
'99. Eddie Murphy. Wrongly convicted of murder, two men become close friends during decades in a Mississippi penitentiary. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)
The Life of David Gale
'03. Kevin Spacey. A journalist tries to piece together the crimes of a convicted murderer and rapist just days before his execution. (R) (2:11) STZ: Wed. 4:54 A.M. (CC)
Like Mother, Like Son: The Strange Story of Sante and Kenny Kimes
'01. Mary Tyler Moore. A woman and her son embark on a cross-country crime spree, which ends with the murder of a wealthy New York socialite. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)
Lions for Lambs
'07. Robert Redford. The experiences of two soldiers in Afghanistan ties together separate stories unfolding in California and Washington, D.C. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 4:45 P.M., Sat. 4:35 A.M. (CC)
Little Nicky
'00. Adam Sandler. The youngest son of Satan must go to New York City and bring back his brothers, whose absence is wreaking havoc in hell. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)
Live Free or Die
'06. Aaron Stanford. Hoping to pass himself off as a dangerous outlaw, a small-time crook takes credit for the death of a local New Hampshire bully. (R) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 6:30 P.M.
Living With the Enemy '05. Sarah Lancaster. A newlywed thinks her husband was involved in the suspicious death of his first wife. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)
Lonely Hearts
'06. John Travolta. Martha Beck and Raymond Fernandez, America's Lonely Heart Killers, prey on World War II widows. (R) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 2:15 A.M. (CC)
The Longest Yard
'74. Burt Reynolds. A warden forces an ex-football star to lead fellow inmates in a game against the guards. (R) (2:00) CMT: Fri. midnight, Sat. 6 P.M.
Looking Forward
'33. Lionel Barrymore. Hard times force a London shopkeeper to let go an employee of 40 years. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 1:30 A.M.
Lord of War
'05. Nicolas Cage. A relentless Interpol agent tracks an arms dealer trying to stay one step ahead of his business rivals. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 2:10 A.M. (CC)
Lost in the Dark '07. Mae Whitman. Escaped convicts threaten the welfare of a young blind woman in a secluded home. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
Love and Other Disasters
'06. Brittany Murphy. The romantic escapades of a fashion guru, her gay roommate and an assistant to a photographer. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 6:35 P.M. (CC)
Love & Sex
'00. Famke Janssen. While writing a story on modern dating, a journalist reflects on her own bad choices stemming from her fear of commitment. (1:30) TMC: Tue. 8 P.M., 4:10 A.M. (CC)
The Love Bug
'69. Dean Jones. Herbie the Volkswagen has a mind of his own and wins races for a driver who treats him right. (G) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)
Love for Sale '08. Jackie Long. A deliveryman lands in hot water when a seductive woman pays for his companionship. (R) (2:30) BET: Sun. 8:30 P.M.
Mad Love
'35. Peter Lorre. An injured pianist fears for his sanity when he learns that his mangled hands were replaced with those of a killer. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sat. 4:15 A.M.
Made of Honor
'08. Patrick Dempsey. A commitment-shy guy realizes he is in love with his best friend and accepts a spot in her bridal party in the hope of stopping her wedding. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Sun. 9:05 A.M., 9:15 P.M., 4:15 A.M. (CC)
Mamma Mia!
'08. Meryl Streep. Hoping to meet her real father and have him walk her down the aisle, a bride secretly invites three men from her mother's past to come to the wedding. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Tue. 4:05 P.M. (CC)
Man of the West
'58. Gary Cooper. A reformed Texas outlaw, a con man and a singer meet the outlaw's old gang. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 4:45 P.M. (CC)
The Man They Could Not Hang
'39. Boris Karloff. An executed man returns from the grave to seek revenge against the killers who framed him and sent him to the gallows. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 12:30 P.M.
The Man With Nine Lives
'40. Boris Karloff. A mad scientist's cancer research is put on hold after he accidentally puts himself in a state of suspended animation. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 1:45 P.M.
Margot at the Wedding
'07. Nicole Kidman. Conflict between two sisters arises when one expresses her disapproval of the other's fiance during a weekend visit. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 4 P.M.
The Marksman '05. Wesley Snipes. A special agent leads a team of elite forces against Chechen terrorists planning a nuclear strike. (R) (2:00) USA: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)
Marley & Me
'08. Owen Wilson. A couple's new puppy grows up to become an incorrigible handful. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 10 A.M., 8 P.M., Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
The Mask of Fu Manchu
'32. Boris Karloff. Fiendish Fu races archaeologists and a Scotland Yard inspector to the relics of Genghis Khan. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 7:15 A.M.
The Match King
'32. Warren William. An unscrupulous con man stops at nothing, including murder, to force investors to pump money into his bogus business. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 3 A.M.
Matchstick Men
'03. Nicolas Cage. A con man bonds with his daughter and plans a swindle. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Thu. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
Maverick
'94. Mel Gibson. A conniving cardsharp heads for a high-stakes poker game. (PG) (2:30) TNT: Sun. noon (CC)
Maxed Out: Hard Times, Easy Credit and the Era of Predatory Lenders
'06. Filmmaker James D. Scurlock examines the outrageous practices that consumer-lending and credit-card companies use to rack up huge profits while bleeding customers dry. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 7:15 A.M.
Me, Myself & Irene
'00. Jim Carrey. Nice-guy Charlie and aggressive Hank, the two personalities of a Rhode Island state trooper, fight over the same woman. (R) (2:00) MAX: Thu. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
Meatballs Part II
'84. Richard Mulligan. Camp Sasquatch's goofy owner expects a counselor to beat rival Camp Patton at boxing. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Tue. 4:30 P.M., Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)
Meet the Browns
'08. Tyler Perry. Soon after losing her job, a single mother takes her brood to Georgia for her father's funeral and meets his uproarious clan for the first time. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 6:30 P.M., 3:30 A.M., Sat. 10:10 A.M.
Meet the Spartans
'08. Sean Maguire. King Leonidas and his strapping warriors rise up to defend Sparta from invading Persians, bad punch-lines and celebrity look-alikes. (PG-13) (1:25) MAX: Mon. 3:05 P.M. (CC)
Men in Black
'97. Tommy Lee Jones. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 4:15 P.M. (CC)
Men in Black II
'02. Tommy Lee Jones. Two interstellar agents try to stop an alien disguised as a lingerie model from destroying the world. (PG-13) (1:45) TBS: Sun. 6:15 P.M. (CC)
Mercenary for Justice '06. Steven Seagal. A soldier of fortune seeks revenge after staging a daring jailbreak and being double-crossed. (R) (1:30) USA: Thu. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
Metro
'97. Eddie Murphy. A hostage negotiator and a SWAT marksman track a psychotic jewel thief who killed a colleague. (R) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 11:45 P.M. (CC)
Midnight Movie '08. Rebekah Brandes. A vicious killer stalks patrons at a movie theater who gather to watch a cult horror film. (R) (1:20) TMC: Sat. 12:30 A.M.
A Mighty Heart
'07. Angelina Jolie. Mariane Pearl begins a terrifying search for her husband, journalist Daniel Pearl, after he is kidnapped by terrorists in 2002 Pakistan. (R) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 6 P.M. (CC)
Militia
'00. Dean Cain. A federal agent works under cover with a convict to retrieve stolen missiles containing anthrax. (R) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
Milk
'08. Sean Penn. The life story of Harvey Milk, an openly gay elected official in 1970s San Francisco. (R) (2:15) HBO: Sun. 6 P.M., Wed. 8 P.M., 4:15 A.M. (CC)
Mimic
'97. Mira Sorvino. Married scientists battle killer cockroaches with the ability to assume human form. (R) (1:50) ENC: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
Miracle at St. Anna
'08. Derek Luke. During World War II, members of an all-black unit become trapped behind enemy lines after saving the life of an Italian boy. (R) (2:45) STZ: Thu. 1:45 P.M. (CC)
The Miracle Worker
'62. Anne Bancroft. Teacher Anne Sullivan leads deaf and blind Helen Keller out of darkness. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)
Mission: Impossible III
'06. Tom Cruise. Now a trainer for IMF recruits, agent Ethan Hunt squares off against the toughest foe he has ever faced: a ruthless arms and information broker. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)
Mr. Baseball
'92. Tom Selleck. An aging New York Yankee gets traded to a team in Japan and lets them all know how he feels about it. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 2:40 P.M. (CC)
Mr. Holland's Opus
'95. Richard Dreyfuss. Life steers a passionate musician away from composing and toward a teaching career. (PG) (2:30) SHO: Wed. 1:45 P.M., 4:25 A.M.
Mr. Holland's Opus
'95. Richard Dreyfuss. Life steers a passionate musician away from composing and toward a teaching career. (PG) (2:30) ENC: Thu. 10:15 A.M. (CC)
Moola '07. William Mapother. A new business opportunity changes the lives of two best friends who work together. (PG-13) (1:55) TMC: Sun. 8:05 A.M., 4:05 P.M.
Moran of the Lady Letty
'22. Dorothy Dalton. Silent. A shanghaied aristocrat tries to save a young woman from a burly captain. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 3:15 A.M.
Mostly Ghostly '08. Sterling Beaumon. A boy has fantastic adventures when he encounters two ghosts. (PG) (1:55) DIS: Sat. 9:35 P.M.
Moving
'88. Richard Pryor. A man leads his family on a disastrous cross-country move. (R) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 3:30 A.M. (CC)
Mr. Brooks
'07. Kevin Costner. A detective dogs a serial killer's trail, while the killer's voyeuristic neighbor blackmails him into continuing his deadly hobby. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
Mrs. Doubtfire
'93. Robin Williams. Estranged from his wife, an out-of-work actor masquerades as a nanny to be with his children. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Fri. 9:35 A.M. (CC)
The Mummy Returns
'01. Brendan Fraser. Two evil forces believe the 9-year-old son of adventurer Rick O'Connell is the key to the reincarnation of Isis. (PG-13) (2:15) STZ: Fri. 4:15 P.M., 11 P.M., Sat. 11:25 A.M. (CC)
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
'08. Brendan Fraser. Rick O'Connell and his family fight an ancient emperor bent on world conquest. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 2 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
Murders in the Zoo
'33. Lionel Atwill. An insanely jealous zoologist turns his menagerie of man-eaters loose on his unfaithful wife's lovers. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Sat. 10 P.M.
Music and Lyrics
'07. Hugh Grant. A washed-up '80s superstar must make beautiful music with a lyrically gifted plant caretaker when a pop diva asks him to write a song for her. (PG-13) (2:15) TBS: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)
My Girl
'91. Anna Chlumsky. An 11-year-old meets a boy and grows up at her widowed father's funeral home in the summer of '72. (PG) (2:30) WE: Fri. noon.
My Super Psycho Sweet Sixteen '09. Julianna Guill. A killer disrupts the festivities at a teenager's birthday party. (NR) (2:00) MTV: Sun. 7 P.M., 2 A.M., Tue. midnight, Wed. 9 A.M., 8 P.M., Fri. 4 P.M., Sat. 11 A.M., 6 P.M.
Mystery of the Wax Museum
'33. Lionel Atwill. A woman falls into the clutches of a fire-scarred maniac who wants to add her beauty to his museum of death. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
Nacho Libre
'06. Jack Black. To raise money for an orphanage, a Mexican cook named Ignacio moonlights as a professional wrestler. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 12:15 P.M. (CC)
The Nail: The Story of Joey Nardone '09. William Forsythe. A former heavyweight boxer bonds with a 14-year-old. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 1:30 A.M., Wed. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
Naked Fear '07. Danielle De Luca. A killer kidnaps and terrorizes a young woman in the wilderness. (R) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 11 P.M.
The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
'91. Leslie Nielsen. Frank and Ed of "Police Squad" blunder through another case, an energy-related plot in Washington, D.C. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)
The Nanny Diaries
'07. Scarlett Johansson. A college student tries to manage her studies, a new boyfriend and the rotten child in her care when she takes a job with a rich but dysfunctional family. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 8:35 A.M., 8:05 P.M. (CC)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
'89. Chevy Chase. The Griswolds spend the holiday in a garish way, especially when a country cousin pulls up in an RV. (PG-13) (2:15) CMT: Sun. 3 P.M., 8 P.M., Wed. 9 P.M., 1 A.M.
National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1
'93. Emilio Estevez. A murdered policewoman's replacement continues a cocaine-cookie case with her ex-partner. (PG-13) (1:25) MAX: Sun. 5:10 A.M. (CC)
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
'07. Nicolas Cage. A page from the diary of John Wilkes Booth implicates Ben Gates' great-great grandfather as a major conspirator in the assassination of President Lincoln. (PG) (2:10) ENC: Sun. 9:20 A.M., 5:50 P.M., 2:05 A.M. (CC)
Navy Blues
'41. Ann Sheridan. A sailor and his buddy need a singer's allure to win a gunnery-contest bet in Honolulu. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 2 P.M.
Nell
'94. Jodie Foster. Two doctors observe and try to communicate with a wild woodswoman in North Carolina. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. noon (CC)
Never Back Down
'08. Djimon Hounsou. A rebellious teenager learns to fight from a veteran of mixed martial arts after joining an underground fight club. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Mon. 7:40 A.M., 7:10 P.M., 2:10 A.M., Fri. 2:20 P.M., 2:10 A.M. (CC)
Never Cry Werewolf '08. Kevin Sorbo. A hunter and a delivery boy help a 16-year-old investigate her mysterious new neighbor. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 3 P.M. (CC)
Never Die Alone
'04. DMX. An aspiring writer learns about the rise and fall of a ruthless Los Angeles drug dealer. (R) (2:00) BET: Wed. 1 A.M.
The Neverending Story
'84. Barret Oliver. An imaginative boy is transported to a magical kingdom in danger of destruction. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)
Next Friday
'00. Ice Cube. To avoid being beaten up, a young man goes to live with his uncle, who just won the lottery. (R) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 3:20 A.M., Fri. 6:20 P.M. (CC)
Nick of Time
'95. Johnny Depp. If a recent widower doesn't kill the governor of California within 90 minutes, a kidnapper will kill his daughter. (R) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
The Night Listener
'06. Robin Williams. A writer and radio host begins a harrowing investigation into the truth behind a teen's tale of a nightmarish childhood. (R) (2:00) WGN: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)
Night Must Fall
'37. Robert Montgomery. A village girl comes to realize that the charming man she has met is actually a coldblooded killer. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 10 P.M.
Night of the Living Dead
'68. Duane Jones. People hide in a house from carnivorous walking corpses revived by radiation fallout. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 9 A.M.
Night of the Living Dead
'68. Duane Jones. People hide in a house from carnivorous walking corpses revived by radiation fallout. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Sat. 6 P.M., 8:15 P.M., 10:30 P.M., 12:45 A.M.
The Night of the White Pants '06. Tom Wilkinson. A man hits the town with his daughter's punk-rock boyfriend. (R) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 4:40 A.M. (CC)
Nim's Island
'08. Abigail Breslin. A fainthearted adventure writer joins forces with a courageous youngster to save the girl's island home and find her missing father. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 6:20 A.M. (CC)
9 to 5
'80. Jane Fonda. Three fed-up secretaries kidnap their sexist boss and force him to authorize office improvements. (PG) (2:30) WE: Fri. 2:30 P.M.
No Country for Old Men
'07. Tommy Lee Jones. An aging lawman reflects on his past and laments a changing world while trying to find and protect a hunter who took the cash from a drug deal gone bad. (R) (2:05) STZ: Fri. 4:10 A.M., Sat. 3:30 P.M., 10:25 P.M. (CC)
Nobel Son '07. Alan Rickman. The son of an arrogant, prize-winning scientist is kidnapped by a young man who claims to be the scientist's illegitimate offspring. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 6 P.M., Sat. 1:45 P.M.
Nosferatu
'22. Max Schreck. Silent. A real estate agent discovers ugly Count Orlock's unearthly secret. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 12:30 A.M.
Ocean's Eleven
'01. George Clooney. A parolee organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
Odysseus: Voyage to the Underworld '08. Arnold Vosloo. The king of Ithaca leads his warriors against deadly creatures. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 1 P.M. (CC)
Ogre '08. John Schneider. Young hikers travel to a small village where an ogre requires an annual human sacrifice. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 5 P.M. (CC)
Once More, With Feeling!
'60. Yul Brynner. A conductor tries to recapture his talent and his wife. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 12:15 P.M.
The One
'01. Jet Li. A team of agents hunts a renegade who leaps through dimensions in order to gain enormous power. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 11:30 A.M.
One-Eyed Monster '08. Amber Benson. An alien stalks Ron Jeremy and other porn stars during a shoot. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 11:45 P.M.
One Missed Call
'08. Shannyn Sossamon. Cell phones broadcast people's final moments days before they actually die. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
Out of Reach
'04. Steven Seagal. A former government agent heads to Europe to save his orphaned pen pal from white slavers. (R) (2:00) USA: Wed. 2 A.M., Thu. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
Outrage
'09. Examines the hypocrisy of closeted politicians who campaign against the LGBT community. (R) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 4 P.M.
The Outsiders
'83. Matt Dillon. Gang rivalry leads to tragedy in 1960s Oklahoma. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 11:50 P.M. (CC)
P2
'07. Wes Bentley. On Christmas Eve a lone woman desperately tries to evade a sinister security guard as he chases her through an empty parking garage. (R) (1:40) ENC: Sat. 11:20 A.M. (CC)
The Painted Veil
'06. Naomi Watts. Caught in an affair with another man, a scientist's callow wife accompanies her husband to mainland China to fight a cholera epidemic. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Mon. noon (CC)
Panic in Needle Park
'71. Al Pacino. A woman from Indiana becomes addicted to heroin when she falls in love with a larcenous New York City junkie. (PG) (1:55) MAX: Mon. 4:45 A.M. (CC)
Paradise Alley
'78. Sylvester Stallone. Three brothers see pro wrestling as their way out of Hell's Kitchen in 1940s New York. (PG) (1:55) MAX: Thu. 6:35 A.M. (CC)
The Parent Trap
'98. Lindsay Lohan. Reunited twin girls try to get their parents back together. (PG) (2:15) STZ: Mon. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
The Patriot
'00. Mel Gibson. A pacifist farmer of South Carolina reluctantly joins the Revolutionary War and fights alongside his son. (R) (3:00) TNT: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
'09. Kevin James. A security officer confronts bad guys at a suburban New Jersey mall. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Sun. 12:45 P.M., 7:40 P.M., Tue. 12:15 P.M., 7:45 P.M., Wed. 7:40 A.M., Fri. 8:28 P.M., Sat. 9:50 A.M., 5:40 P.M. (CC)
The Peacemaker
'97. George Clooney. A scientist and a soldier seek stolen nuclear weapons. (R) (2:30) WGN: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)
The Pelican Brief
'93. Julia Roberts. A Washington reporter helps an on-the-run law student who knows too much about a government cover-up. (PG-13) (3:00) TNT: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)
Penelope
'06. Christina Ricci. Born with the snout of a pig, a young woman believes the only way to break the curse is to marry one of her own kind. (PG) (1:30) STZ: Sun. 6:10 P.M., Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)
The People Under the Stairs
'91. Brandon Adams. A ghetto boy discovers his landlords are weirdos hiding something in the cellar. (R) (2:00) BET: Fri. 1 P.M.
The Perfect Holiday
'07. Gabrielle Union. Romance blooms when a little girl asks a department-store Santa to fulfill her divorced mother's fondest wish for Christmas. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 4:50 P.M. (CC)
Pet Sematary Two
'92. Edward Furlong. A teen and his buddy take a shot-dead dog to a sacred burial ground where it comes back to life, riled. (R) (2:00) WGN: Sat. midnight (CC)
Phantom Force '04. Richard Grieco. A squad of soldiers must protect the human race from the supernatural. (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 3 A.M.
Phenomenon
'96. John Travolta. An amiable, small-town Everyman is inexplicably transformed into a genius with telekinetic powers. (PG) (2:05) SHO: Mon. 5:25 P.M., 5 A.M., Sat. 11:55 A.M., 2:30 A.M. (CC)
Phffft!
'54. Judy Holliday. A successful but bored couple get divorced after eight years of marriage, only to learn it was a mistake. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 9 A.M.
Pi??ata: Survival Island
'02. Nicholas Brendon. Released from a pi??ata, an evil spirit terrorizes young partygoers on an island. (R) (1:45) AMC: Wed. 4:15 A.M., Fri. 9:45 A.M. (CC)
Pineapple Express
'08. Seth Rogen. A stoner who witnessed a murder flees with his dealer when a drug lord and crooked cop trace a rare strain of marijuana back to them. (R) (1:54) STZ: Wed. 3 A.M., Thu. 11:50 A.M., 9:06 P.M. (CC)
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
'85. Steve Guttenberg. The zany graduates attempt to stop rampant acts of vandalism when they take to the meanest beat on the streets. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 4 P.M. (CC)
Poltergeist
'82. Craig T. Nelson. A suburban family's lives are disrupted by vengeful ghosts. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)
Pootie Tang
'01. Lance Crouther. Although he speaks an indecipherable language, a superhero protects children from a mogul who encourages smoking, drinking and eating fast food. (PG-13) (1:45) COMEDY: Thu. 4:15 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)
Porky's
'81. Dan Monahan. Teen and buddies get even with bar owner in '50s Florida. (R) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 10 P.M. (CC)
The Power
'68. George Hamilton. Scientists think a colleague has a deadly superbrain capable of controlling others. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)
Practical Magic
'98. Sandra Bullock. Raised by their aunts, two sisters use different means to avoid a family legacy of witchcraft. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)
The Preacher's Wife
'96. Denzel Washington. A handsome angel saves a New York Baptist and his wife from spiritual doubt and marital woe. (PG) (2:05) TMC: Sun. 6 A.M., 2 P.M.
Predator
'87. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A sneaky alien monster attacks commandos on a jungle mission in South America. (R) (1:50) HBO: Mon. 3:45 A.M. (CC)
Predator 2
'90. Danny Glover. Local and federal police hunt a sneaky alien creature, now skinning drug dealers in 1997 Los Angeles. (R) (1:50) HBO: Tue. 3:55 A.M. (CC)
Premonition
'07. Sandra Bullock. A woman battles time and destiny to save her family after experiencing a precognitive vision of her husband's death. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 5:30 P.M.
Prince of Darkness
'87. Donald Pleasence. A priest summons a professor to an old church to see a canister of liquid Satan. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 3:05 P.M. (CC)
The Princess Diaries
'01. Julie Andrews. A woman gives etiquette lessons to her reluctant granddaughter who is heir apparent to a throne. (G) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 1:45 P.M. (CC)
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous '08. Jessica Simpson. A pampered actress joins the Marines to prepare for a role in a military film. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 2:15 A.M. (CC)
Problem Child
'90. John Ritter. An eager yuppie and his wife adopt a little boy, Junior, who's totally out of control. (PG) (1:25) ENC: Wed. 8:35 A.M. (CC)
Prom Night
'08. Brittany Snow. A deadly madman terrorizes a teen and her friends at their senior prom. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Sat. 8:15 A.M., 1:40 A.M. (CC)
Promise Her Anything
'66. Warren Beatty. A pornographic filmmaker agrees to baby-sit for a widow who has fallen in love with a child-hating child psychologist. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 11 P.M.
Prosperity
'32. Marie Dressler. A banking family's matriarch leads her clan through a financial crisis. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 11 P.M.
Proximity
'00. James Coburn. An inmate becomes a target when he overhears prison guards discussing plans for a murder. (R) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)
Psycho
'60. Anthony Perkins. A woman stops at a motel run by mad Norman Bates. (R) (2:00) TCM: Fri. midnight.
Psycho
'98. Vince Vaughn. A woman steals cash at work, hits the road and stays at a desolate motel run by mad, mother-fixated Norman Bates. (R) (2:28) AMC: Sun. 2:02 A.M., Mon. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
The Pumpkin Karver '06. Amy Weber. A killer terrorizes partygoers celebrating Halloween on a deserted farm. (R) (:30) SHO: Sat. 1:15 A.M.
Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes '06. Lance Henriksen. Grieving townspeople summon a vengeful demon to wreak havoc against a man who wronged their loved ones. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Fri. 10:30 A.M., 1 A.M.
Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud '07. Lance Henriksen. A young man summons a vengeful demon to slay the family of the girl he loves. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Fri. 8:30 A.M., 3 A.M.
Puppet Master
'89. Paul Le Mat. A suicide investigation by a group of psychics leads to a deadly encounter with a tribe of homicidal puppets. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
Purgatory
'99. Eric Roberts. A band of desperadoes rides into a town that serves as a doorway between heaven and hell. (NR) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)
Quarantine
'08. Jennifer Carpenter. Trapped in an apartment building, a reporter and her cameraman record the outbreak of a horrifying disease that turns humans into voracious cannibals. (R) (1:30) STZ: Wed. 11:55 P.M., Thu. 10:20 A.M. (CC)
The Rage: Carrie 2
'99. Emily Bergl. After her best friend commits suicide, an unpopular girl discovers she has telekinetic powers and uses them to seek revenge on her humiliators. (R) (2:00) WGN: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)
Raising Cain
'92. John Lithgow. A scientist with multiple personalities sets out to complete his late father's experiments in child development. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 8:30 A.M., Mon. 2 A.M., Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)
The Rapture
'91. Mimi Rogers. Saved by religion from a life of empty sex, a blissful woman starts a family, only to have it torn asunder. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 5 P.M.
Reality Bites
'94. Winona Ryder. An aspiring filmmaker follows the paths of her friends after they graduate from college in Texas. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 8:45 A.M. (CC)
Reign of the Gargoyles '07. Joe Penny. After their bomber goes down, Allied forces must confront huge, stone gargoyles brought to life by the Nazis. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 3 P.M.
Resident Evil
'02. Milla Jovovich. Commandos infiltrate a research facility after a deadly virus turns the entire staff into ravenous zombies. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Mon. 11 P.M., Tue. 1 P.M.
Resurrecting the Champ
'07. Samuel L. Jackson. A troubled reporter sees a chance to save his foundering career with a story about a former boxer who is homeless in Denver. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Sun. 5:50 A.M., Fri. 10:50 A.M. (CC)
The Return of the Living Dead
'85. Clu Gulager. Punk rockers, a cremator and medical-supply workers have a problem with zombies in Kentucky. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis '05. Aimee-Lynn Chadwick. While trying to rescue their captive friend, teens release brain-eating zombies at a sinister research facility. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 1 P.M.
Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave '05. Jenny Mollen. A college student distills a ghoulish party drug from a compound used to create brain-hungry zombies. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 3 P.M.
Return to Halloweentown '06. Sara Paxton. An 18-year-old witch must use magic to stop a devious plot to destroy Halloweentown. (NR) (2:00) DIS: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. noon, Sat. 4:40 P.M. (CC)
Return to House on Haunted Hill '07. Amanda Righetti. A treasure hunt leads a group of unsuspecting victims to a mansion inhabited by ghosts. (R) (1:45) AMC: Wed. 10 P.M., Thu. 6:15 P.M., 2:45 A.M., Fri. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise
'87. Robert Carradine. The Tri-Lambdas attend a fraternity convention in Florida. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Thu. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
Richie Rich
'94. Macaulay Culkin. The boy zillionaire saves his parents and Rich Industries from a scheming executive. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 10:15 A.M.
Richie Rich
'94. Macaulay Culkin. The boy zillionaire saves his parents and Rich Industries from a scheming executive. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 2:40 A.M. (CC)
Ride
'98. Malik Yoba. Fresh from film school, an aspiring director boards a bus with artists traveling to Florida to make a music video. (R) (2:00) BET: Tue. 1 P.M.
Riders to the Stars
'54. William Lundigan. Scientists develop a rocket to intercept and capture meteors for study. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 11 P.M.
Riding the Bullet
'04. Jonathan Jackson. A troubled Maine art student meets sinister drivers while hitchhiking to see his mother in the hospital. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 3 A.M.
Righteous Kill
'08. Robert De Niro. Two veteran detectives hunt a vigilante whose crimes resemble those of a killer they put behind bars long ago. (R) (1:50) STZ: Mon. 9:40 A.M., 5:25 P.M. (CC)
Ring of Darkness
'04. Adrienne Barbeau. An unwitting singer joins a boy band in which the members are really zombies in disguise. (R) (1:25) SHO: Mon. 4 P.M. (CC)
Road Show
'41. Adolphe Menjou. A playboy and a bogus colonel escape from an asylum and join a blonde's traveling carnival. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 9 A.M.
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
'93. Cary Elwes. The Sherwood Forest archer leads his melting pot of outlaws against Prince John and the Sheriff of Rottingham. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
Rocky II
'79. Sylvester Stallone. Underdog Philadelphia fighter Rocky Balboa gets another shot at heavyweight champ Apollo Creed. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Sun. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
Rocky IV
'85. Sylvester Stallone. Champ Rocky Balboa trains in Siberia for a bout against a lab-tested Soviet with a 2000-psi punch. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 6:20 P.M. (CC)
Rogue
'07. Radha Mitchell. A giant crocodile eats stranded riverboat travelers. (R) (1:35) MAX: Mon. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
Role Models
'08. Seann William Scott. Forced to join a mentorship program, two irresponsible men must help a pair of impressionable boys navigate the troubled waters of youth. (R) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 11:45 A.M., 6 P.M., Thu. 1 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
Roseland
'77. Teresa Wright. A widow, a gigolo and an old German scrubwoman come to dance in New York's Roseland ballroom. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 7:05 A.M.
The Rundown
'03. The Rock. Before his retirement, a bounty hunter must locate his boss' son, who is searching for a priceless artifact in the Amazon. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Thu. 8 P.M., midnight.
The Running Man
'87. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A police-state scapegoat must play a TV host's deadly game show for the 21st-century masses. (R) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 10:15 P.M.
Sabretooth
'02. David Keith. A big-game hunter searches for a genetically engineered saber-toothed tiger after it escapes from a scientist's lab. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 7:45 A.M. (CC)
The Sasquatch Gang '07. Jeremy Sumpter. A young sci-fi fan and his friends think they have found signs of Bigfoot. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 2:30 P.M.
Sasquatch Mountain '06. Lance Henriksen. Police and a group of thieves work together to escape from a legendary monster. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 1 P.M.
Saving Silverman
'01. Jason Biggs. Two dimwits concoct a scheme to prevent their friend from marrying a coldhearted and conniving woman. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)
Say Uncle
'05. Peter Paige. After his beloved godson moves away, an artist surrounds himself with children, but fearful parents misconstrue his intentions. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 1:45 P.M.
Scary Movie
'00. Shawn Wayans. Keenen Ivory Wayans directed this sendup of slasher films in which a vengeful killer stalks a group of nubile teens. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
Scary Movie 2
'01. Shawn Wayans. Psychology students and their professor spend the weekend in a haunted house in this sendup of horror films. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 1:15 A.M. (CC)
Scary Movie 3
'03. Anna Faris. An anchorwoman investigates rumors about UFOs and a videotape that leads to deaths. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)
Scenes of a Sexual Nature
'06. Holly Aird. Seven couples seek sex and love. Some need it, some spurn it, some are willing to pay for it. Seen through the eyes of these couples it becomes apparent that what makes us tick is complex, dark and ridiculously funny. (R) (1:55) TMC: Tue. 6:05 P.M.
The School of Rock
'03. Jack Black. Fired from his group and desperate for money, a guitarist poses as a teacher for students who play in a school band. (PG-13) (2:10) TBS: Sun. 8 P.M., 10:10 P.M. (CC)
Scooby-Doo
'02. Freddie Prinze Jr. Scooby and the gang hunt spooks at a haunted resort. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Thu. 8 P.M., Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King '08. Animated. Scooby and Shaggy must prevent the Amazing Krudsky from turning everyone into Halloween monsters. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Wed. 6 P.M.
Scooby-Doo! and the Samurai Sword '09. Voices of Frank Welker. Animated. Scooby and the gang compete with ninja to search for a treasured sword in Japan. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Fri. 9 A.M.
Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins '09. Robbie Amell. The gang joins forces to investigate a haunting at school. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Sun. 7 P.M., Mon. 5 P.M., Fri. 7 P.M., Sat. 2 P.M.
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
'04. Freddie Prinze Jr. Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby investigate a group of ghouls terrorizing people. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School '88. Voices of Hamilton Camp. Animated. Scrappy, Shaggy and Scooby arrive at Miss Grimwood's Finishing School, where a witch plans to put female ghouls under her spell. (2:00) TOON: Wed. 9 A.M.
Scorched
'02. Alicia Silverstone. Three downtrodden employees plan separate heists after each decides to rob the bank in which they all work. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Tue. 10:35 A.M., TMC: Tue. 6:15 A.M. (CC)
Scream
'96. Neve Campbell. A psycho killer targets a past victim's daughter, while a tabloid TV reporter homes in on his identity. (R) (1:55) ENC: Sat. 9:40 P.M. (CC)
Scream 3
'00. David Arquette. Murders draw a young woman, a reporter and an ex-policeman to the set of a movie inspired by horrific events that they survived. (R) (2:30) MTV: Fri. 10 P.M., 3:30 A.M., Sat. 8 P.M.
The Secret '07. David Duchovny. Killed in a tragic accident, a woman's spirit returns to possess her 16-year-old daughter. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 3 P.M.
Secrets of the Summer House '08. Lindsay Price. A series of strange events leads an artist to believe that a cottage has a restless spirit. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
Seven Pounds
'08. Will Smith. A man with a fateful secret sets out to redeem himself by changing the lives of seven strangers, including a woman with whom he falls in love. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Sun. 7 A.M., 4:05 P.M., midnight (CC)
Sex and the City
'08. Sarah Jessica Parker. Carrie Bradshaw and her gal pals continue their adventures in New York. (R) (2:30) MAX: Wed. 12:20 P.M. (CC)
Sex, Lies, and Videotape
'89. James Spader. An impotent man with a video camera visits a yuppie lawyer who has both a wife and a lover. (R) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 1 P.M. (CC)
Sex Spirit '09. Beautiful women seek carnal fun. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Sat. midnight.
Shade
'03. Stuart Townsend. Con artists try to swindle a poker player. (R) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 4:50 P.M.
Shaft
'00. Samuel L. Jackson. A former cop vows to bring a murderous racist to justice. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 1:45 A.M.
Shaun of the Dead
'04. Simon Pegg. An aimless TV salesman and his friend battle zombies. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 7 A.M., 3 P.M. (CC)
The She Creature
'56. Chester Morris. A prehistoric creature is resurrected when a hypnotist unleashes his powers upon his beautiful young assistant. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)
The Shining
'80. Jack Nicholson. A writer goes mad while serving as caretaker with his wife and clairvoyant son at a snowbound Colorado hotel. (R) (3:30) AMC: Sun. 6:30 P.M., Mon. 2 P.M., Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)
Shipmates Forever
'35. Dick Powell. An admiral's son proves himself to be an indifferent cadet when he puts his music career on hold to join the Navy. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)
Shocker
'89. Michael Murphy. Dreams link a police detective's son to a killer TV repairman turned into a soul-stealing spirit by the electric chair. (R) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 4:45 A.M. (CC)
Shoot to Kill
'88. Sidney Poitier. An FBI agent and his mountain guide track a killer trying to cross from Washington into Canada. (R) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 1:15 P.M. (CC)
Show Boat
'36. Irene Dunne. A Mississippi riverboat captain's daughter marries a roving gambler. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. noon (CC)
Shutter
'08. Joshua Jackson. Following a terrible accident, newlyweds discover ghostly images in the photographs they develop. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 6 P.M. (CC)
Sicko
'07. Filmmaker Michael Moore diagnoses the malady within the American health-care system. (PG-13) (2:05) SHO: Sat. 8:05 A.M.
The Silence of the Lambs
'91. Jodie Foster. An FBI trainee seeks advice from a brilliant, psychopathic prisoner to catch a killer who skins his victims. (R) (2:30) A&E: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)
Silent Cradle '97. Lorraine Bracco. A pregnant journalist finds herself mistakenly involved in an infant supply scheme. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Wed. noon (CC)
Sin City Diaries: Neon Nights '07. Beautiful women run wild in Las Vegas. (1:35) MAX: Tue. 12:10 A.M. (CC)
Sinbad the Sailor
'47. Douglas Fairbanks Jr. Sinbad meets a beauty and villains on a voyage to the island treasure of Alexander the Great. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 6 P.M. (CC)
Six Days, Seven Nights
'98. Harrison Ford. An emergency landing strands a New York magazine editor and a South Pacific cargo pilot on an unknown Tahitian island. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 8 P.M., 5:20 A.M. (CC)
The 6th Day
'00. Arnold Schwarzenegger. When a man discovers he has been illegally cloned, he must outrun assassins trying to protect their secret experiment. (PG-13) (2:10) TMC: Sat. 11:35 A.M.
The Skeleton Key
'05. Kate Hudson. A woman takes a job as a hospice nurse for a couple who live in a New Orleans house with a troublesome history. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 7 P.M., USA: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)
Skeleton Man
'04. Michael Rooker. Commandos battle the evil incarnation of an American Indian who massacred his own tribe four centuries ago. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 11 A.M.
Skinwalkers
'07. Jason Behr. A half-blood boy is at the center of a battle between two groups of werewolves. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 9:30 A.M., Sat. 10 A.M., 2 A.M.
Slumdog Millionaire
'08. Dev Patel. Flashbacks reveal how a poor youth came to be a prize-winning contestant on one of India's most-popular game shows. (R) (2:05) HBO: Sun. 11:15 P.M., Thu. 8:30 P.M. (CC)
Snakes on a Plane
'06. Samuel L. Jackson. An assassin releases a swarm of deadly serpents aboard an airliner to kill an important witness. (R) (2:30) FX: Sun. 3:30 P.M.
Snow Dogs
'02. Cuba Gooding Jr. A Miami dentist travels to Alaska to claim his inheritance, a mischievous team of sled dogs. (PG) (1:45) STZ: Sun. 2:20 P.M. (CC)
Soldier '98. Bobby Deol. An assassin is dispatched to eliminate two corrupt tycoons. (NR) (1:45) ENC: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)
Someone Like You
'01. Ashley Judd. A jilted woman finds success as a man-bashing columnist. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 4:50 P.M., Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)
Something the Lord Made
'04. Alan Rickman. While contending with racism during the '30s and '40s, lab technician Vivien Thomas works with Dr. Alfred Blalock to improve surgical techniques. (2:00) HBO: Tue. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
Sometimes They Come Back... Again
'96. Michael Gross. Evil forces that caused his sister's brutal death 30 years earlier take over the soul of a man's daughter. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 11 P.M.
Sometimes They Come Back... for More
'98. Faith Ford. Two military officers investigate the mysterious deaths of personnel at a remote outpost. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 1 A.M.
The Son of Dr. Jekyll
'51. Louis Hayward. The infamous doctor's son tries to clear his father's name. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 2:45 A.M.
Southland Tales
'06. Dwayne Johnson. Chaos reigns in the years following a nuclear attack on Texas. (R) (2:25) STZ: Thu. 3:35 A.M. (CC)
Speed
'94. Keanu Reeves. A SWAT team ace must keep the speed of a Santa Monica bus above 50 mph, or a madman's bomb will explode. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)
Spy Hard
'96. Leslie Nielsen. A bumbling secret agent and his lovely partner try to foil a madman's world-takeover scheme. (PG-13) (1:25) ENC: Tue. 7:05 A.M. (CC)
Stand by for Action
'42. Robert Taylor. An arrogant Navy officer learns the value of discipline and teamwork by fighting the Japanese during World War II. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 4 P.M. (CC)
Stardust
'07. Claire Danes. To win the heart of his beloved, a young man ventures into the realm of fairies to retrieve a fallen star. (PG-13) (2:10) SHO: Sun. 2:15 P.M.
Stateside
'04. Rachael Leigh Cook. Shipped off to basic training in lieu of prison, a Marine falls for a schizophrenic starlet. (R) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 10:25 A.M. (CC)
The Steel Helmet
'51. Gene Evans. American soldiers struggle for survival in the face of war's madness in this account of the Korean conflict. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 6:15 P.M.
Step Brothers
'08. Will Ferrell. Two lazy, immature men become rivals when the marriage of one's mother and the other's father forces them to live as siblings in the same house. (R) (2:45) STZ: Sat. 3:40 A.M. (CC)
Step Up 2 the Streets
'08. Briana Evigan. A street dancer enrolls at Maryland School of the Arts and teams up with a talented classmate to take a team to an underground dance contest. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Tue. 8:50 A.M., 9:20 P.M., 3:55 A.M. (CC)
Stephen King's Desperation
'06. Tom Skerritt. Humans must battle against a malevolent entity that has invaded a remote Nevada mining town. (R) (3:00) SYFY: Sun. 8 P.M.
Stiletto '08. Tom Berenger. An assassin's lover is puzzled by his random killings which jeopardize a Greek crime syndicate. The situation is worsened when his ruthless cohort returns and a detective begins to put all the pieces together. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 8 P.M., 4:15 A.M.
Still Waiting... '09. Justin Long. When a competing eatery steals their customers, restaurant employees hatch a raunchy plan to drum up business. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)
The Strangers
'08. Liv Tyler. Three masked assailants terrorize a young couple in a remote suburban home. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
Strangers With Candy
'05. Amy Sedaris. With her father in a coma, 47-year-old ex-convict Jerri Blank enrolls in high school and enters a science fair. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 8 A.M. (CC)
Street Kings
'08. Keanu Reeves. A Los Angeles cop becomes implicated in the death of a fellow officer. (R) (1:50) MAX: Wed. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
Stroker Ace
'83. Burt Reynolds. A stock-car driver competes in the chicken suit symbolic of his fast-food sponsor. (PG) (2:35) ENC: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)
Stuck
'07. Mena Suvari. A woman hits a man with her car and leaves him entangled in the windshield and hidden in her garage so her chances for promotion at work are not dampened. (R) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 1 A.M.
Sub Zero '05. Costas Mandylor. A group of rock climbers must prevent mercenaries from using a destructive weapon. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 8 A.M., Fri. 7:05 A.M.
Summer Catch
'01. Freddie Prinze Jr. A baseball pitcher falls for a beautiful girl while playing for a prestigious league on Cape Cod. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
Superbad
'07. Jonah Hill. Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high-school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party. (R) (1:55) ENC: Mon. 12:05 P.M., 8 P.M., 3:35 A.M. (CC)
Swamp Thing
'82. Louis Jourdan. A government agent seeks a bayou scientist and finds a big, green monster who likes her. (PG) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 3:45 A.M.
Swing Vote
'08. Kevin Costner. A precocious adolescent sets off a chain of events that leads to her beer-slinging dad holding the outcome of an election in his hands. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Tue. 1:50 A.M., Wed. 3:55 P.M. (CC)
Take '07. Minnie Driver. Several years after their lives met in tragedy, a single mother and a gambling addict must reconcile with the past. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 2 A.M.
Tank Girl
'95. Lori Petty. A renegade challenges the controller of the world's water supply on a post-apocalyptic desert Earth. (R) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 11 A.M. (CC)
Targets
'68. Boris Karloff. A horror-film star's retirement coincides with a young man's shooting spree. (R) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
Tell It to the Judge
'49. Rosalind Russell. A lawyer chases his lawyer ex-wife from Florida to the Adirondacks, where she poses as a playboy's wife. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 6 A.M.
The Temptations
'98. Leon. Personal disputes and problems with drugs, alcohol and illness accompany the musical quintet's rise to fame. (4:00) VH1: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
10 Items or Less
'06. Morgan Freeman. Researching a role at a grocery store, an actor bonds with a feisty cashier who is preparing to interview for a new job. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 5 P.M., 5:20 A.M. (CC)
Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny
'06. Jack Black. Musicians JB and KG form rock group Tenacious D and set out on a quest for a legendary guitar pick that will make them the greatest band in the world. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
The Terminator
'84. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A cyborg assassin from the future comes to present-day L.A. (R) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 11:40 P.M. (CC)
Thirteen Ghosts
'01. Tony Shalhoub. A widower, his daughter, his son and others become trapped in a house with vengeful spirits. (R) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 8 P.M., midnight, Tue. 4 P.M., Thu. 10:45 P.M., Fri. 6 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
30 Days of Night
'07. Josh Hartnett. A lawman and an ever-shrinking band of survivors must fend off hungry vampires who have come to feed during an Alaskan town's annual month of darkness. (R) (1:55) ENC: Fri. 1:15 A.M. (CC)
This Christmas
'07. Delroy Lindo. A matriarch assembles her brood for their first holiday reunion in four years, but secrets come to light and family ties become strained. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Tue. 6:45 A.M., 5:40 P.M. (CC)
A Thousand Clowns
'65. Jason Robards. A woman convinces an unemployed writer to get his job back and marry her so he won't lose custody of his nephew. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)
3:10 to Yuma
'07. Russell Crowe. A rancher and the captive outlaw in his charge learn to respect each other on a dangerous journey to catch a train. (R) (2:05) SHO: Sun. 4:25 P.M., Wed. 5:55 P.M., Fri. 12:30 A.M.
Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
'05. Voices of Johnny Depp. Animated. In 19th-century Europe, a gifted pianist mistakenly weds a dead woman who takes him to the underworld. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
Titan A.E.
'00. Voices of Matt Damon. Animated. After an alien race destroys Earth, teens follow a map to a mysterious "earthship" that may save mankind. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
To Sir, With Love
'67. Sidney Poitier. Unable to find employment in his field, a black engineer accepts a teaching position in a tough East End London school. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 8 A.M.
Tremors
'90. Kevin Bacon. Four big worms with multiple tongues dig high-speed around people in the middle of nowhere. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Sat. 6:35 A.M. (CC)
The TV Set
'06. David Duchovny. A network picks up Mike Klein's pilot for a TV series, and now he must navigate through one incompetent executive after another, hoping the concept of the show still bears some resemblance to his original idea. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 3:30 P.M.
21
'08. Jim Sturgess. College students use their expertise at card-counting to beat the house in Las Vegas. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Mon. 7:45 A.M., 4:15 P.M., 1:30 A.M. (CC)
Twilight Zone: The Movie
'83. Vic Morrow. Four tales include a bigot, oldsters who find youth in playing kick the can, a misunderstood boy, and a terrified man on a plane. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Sat. 6:15 P.M., 2:10 A.M. (CC)
Twins
'88. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A genetically perfected specimen meets his pint-size, wise-guy long-lost twin. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 12:45 P.M. (CC)
Twitches '05. Tia Mowry. Reunited on their 21st birthday, twin sisters use their magic powers to save their kingdom from the forces of darkness. (1:40) DIS: Sat. 6:20 P.M. (CC)
Twitches Too '07. Tia Mowry. Twin sisters who have magic powers uncover evidence that their missing father is alive. (1:35) DIS: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
Two Family House
'00. Michael Rispoli. An ambitious married dreamer secretly helps an abandoned single mother in 1950s Staten Island. (R) (1:50) MAX: Tue. 3:20 A.M. (CC)
2 Fast 2 Furious
'03. Paul Walker. Two friends and a U.S. customs agent try to nail a criminal. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Wed. 11 P.M., Thu. 11 A.M. (CC)
Under Siege
'92. Steven Seagal. Two military madmen hijack a nuclear-armed Navy battleship with a SEAL commando on board as a cook. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 6:30 P.M., Fri. 6:45 P.M. (CC)
Under Wraps
'97. Adam Wylie. While three children come to the aid of a 3,000-year-old mummy on Halloween, a criminal has plans of his own. (1:30) DIS: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)
Underworld: Evolution
'06. Kate Beckinsale. Vampire warrior Selene and her werewolf lover trace the origins of the ancient feud between their races. (R) (2:30) FX: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 5:30 P.M.
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
'09. Michael Sheen. Lucian leads the Lycans against Viktor, the king of the vampires. (R) (1:40) STZ: Wed. 11 A.M., 7:50 P.M., 1:25 A.M., Sat. 12:35 A.M. (CC)
The Uninvited
'09. Elizabeth Banks. A ghost prompts a lethal battle of wills between a man's new fiancee and his two daughters, one of whom has just returned from a mental ward. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 1:20 A.M. (CC)
Unstable '09. Shiri Appleby. A newlywed suspects that her husband is keeping secrets. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)
Untraceable
'08. Diane Lane. FBI agents hunt for a serial killer who posts live feeds of his crimes on the Internet. (R) (1:45) ENC: Sat. 2:50 P.M. (CC)
Urban Legend
'98. Jared Leto. A lunatic embarks upon a campus murder spree as collegians ponder mythical killers and their crimes. (R) (2:00) FX: Wed. 8 A.M.
The Usual Suspects
'95. Stephen Baldwin. A detective questions a con man about his relationships with assorted criminals and their link to a ship explosion. (R) (1:55) ENC: Sun. 12:10 A.M. (CC)
Vacancy
'07. Luke Wilson. While stranded at a remote motel, a couple discover hidden cameras in their room and learn they are to be the stars of a snuff film. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)
Valentino
'77. Rudolf Nureyev. Reporters hear lurid tales at the funeral of silent-film sex symbol Rudolph Valentino. (R) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 1 A.M.
Van Helsing
'04. Hugh Jackman. A monster hunter battles creatures in Transylvania. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 6 P.M.
Vera Cruz
'54. Gary Cooper. An ex-Rebel major and an outlaw escort a countess taking gold to Emperor Maximilian. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 3 P.M. (CC)
Village of the Damned
'60. George Sanders. British parents realize their son is one of 12 evil alien children born in their village. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 2 A.M.
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
'07. John C. Reilly. Following a childhood tragedy, Dewey Cox rises to music stardom, falls victim to drug abuse, and finds the love of a good woman. (R) (1:40) STZ: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)
The Walking Dead
'36. Boris Karloff. An executed convict returns from the grave to revenge himself against the gangsters who framed him for murder. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 11:15 A.M.
The Wash
'01. Dr. Dre. Two roommates who work at a car wash must save their kidnapped boss in order to keep their jobs. (R) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 5 P.M. (CC)
Wasted
'06. Eddie Kaye Thomas. Three young friends reunite to attend the funeral of a high-school buddy. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 1:20 A.M. (CC)
The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep
'07. Emily Watson. A lonely boy finds the egg of a mythical Scottish sea creature. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Thu. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
We Were Soldiers
'02. Mel Gibson. A lieutenant colonel and approximately 400 U.S. troops battle 2,000 North Vietnamese in 1965. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
The Wedding Singer
'98. Adam Sandler. A spirited entertainer and a waitress with a boorish fiance work at the same weddings. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 3 P.M.
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins
'08. Martin Lawrence. Determined to prove to his family how much he has changed, a talk-show star returns to his small Southern hometown for his parents' anniversary. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 6:15 P.M. (CC)
Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael
'90. Winona Ryder. An offbeat teenage girl awaits the return of a local legend, who may be her mother. (PG-13) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 9:20 A.M.
What Happens in Vegas
'08. Cameron Diaz. Following a night of wild partying, two strangers awake and find that they have married each other and won a jackpot. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 1:10 A.M. (CC)
When Good Ghouls Go Bad '01. Christopher Lloyd. A 12-year-old boy moves to a Minnesota town where a curse prevents people from celebrating Halloween. (PG) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 9 A.M.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
'88. Bob Hoskins. Live action/animated. In a world where cartoons coexist with humans, a private eye tries to clear a long-eared fugitive of murder charges. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
Why Did I Get Married?
'07. Tyler Perry. Revelations of infidelity and other secrets force eight married friends to take a hard look at issues of commitment, betrayal and forgiveness. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 2 P.M.
Wild Hogs
'07. Tim Allen. Looking for adventure, frustrated suburbanites hit the open road and encounter rough-and-tumble bikers. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. 6 P.M.
Wind Chill
'07. Emily Blunt. Sharing a ride home for the holidays, two college students become stranded on a stretch of highway haunted by the ghosts of those who died there. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M.
Without a Paddle: Nature's Calling '09. Oliver James. Two friends and a crazy Briton have wild misadventures while searching for a missing girl in the woods. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 2:15 P.M., 12:40 A.M. (CC)
Wolf
'94. Jack Nicholson. A wolf bite gives an editor a horrific new lease on life. (R) (3:00) AMC: Sun. 10:30 A.M., Tue. 11 A.M. (CC)
The Woman in White
'48. Eleanor Parker. A ghostly woman warns a Victorian heiress about a count and his cohort who are after her fortune. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)
Woman of the Year
'42. Katharine Hepburn. A New York sportswriter marries a political columnist whose career comes first. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)
The Women
'08. Meg Ryan. Betrayal strains the bond between two high-powered women. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 2 P.M., Tue. 10 A.M., 6:30 P.M., Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
Wonder Boys
'00. Michael Douglas. Terrified his second novel won't live up to the first and stumbling over his personal life, a writer takes a gifted student under his wing. (R) (1:55) TMC: Mon. 9:10 A.M., Fri. 4:35 A.M.
X-Men
'00. Hugh Jackman. Professor Xavier leads Wolverine and other superheroes against Magneto, a mutant who would rule humanity. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 6:30 P.M., Sat. 4:15 P.M. (CC)
You Belong to Me '07. Shannon Elizabeth. Mysterious and frightening events plague a woman. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
You Don't Mess With the Zohan
'08. Adam Sandler. A much-feared Israeli commando fakes his own death and moves to New York, where he fulfills his dream of becoming a successful hairstylist. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Sun. 10:50 A.M. (CC)
You, Me and Dupree
'06. Owen Wilson. Three become a crowd when a newlywed invites his jobless buddy to temporarily move in with him and his wife. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
Young Frankenstein
'74. Gene Wilder. Absurd Dr. Frankenstein visits the family castle in Transylvania and makes a monster. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
Young Guns
'88. Emilio Estevez. An English aristocrat hires Billy the Kid and five other outcasts to guard his New Mexico ranch. (R) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 12:45 A.M. (CC)
The Young Rajah
'22. Rudolph Valentino. Silent. A man learns about his royal heritage and leaves America to lead his people in India. (NR) (1:00) TCM: Mon. 4:30 A.M.
Yours, Mine and Ours
'68. Lucille Ball. A widow with eight children meets, courts and weds a widowed Navy officer with a brood of 10. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 4 P.M. (CC)
Zaat
'72. Marshall Grauer. A mad scientist transforms himself into an aquatic monster intent on populating the world with his progeny. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 2 A.M.
Zerophilia
'05. Taylor Handley. After having sex with a British woman, a young man becomes able to change gender when aroused. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 1:45 A.M.
Zombie Strippers
'08. Robert Englund. A secret virus turns a stripper into the undead star attraction. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sun. midnight.
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