Send up to three entries to page2@post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest, Portfolio, PG, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh, PA 15222. Please include address and neighborhood. Deadline: Sept. 14. The winners receive a PG umbrella (unless the Secret Service commandeers them all for G-20 security purposes).

"Well, you're certainly qualified. However, I feel that I must caution you about working here in a dart factory."

Tony Vega, Shippenville

"Congratulations! You are the only protestor approved for the G-20 summit!"

Mike Mazur, Oakland

"Yes, I do believe that you were able to get a mortgage with no job, no asset verification and no identification. But that was Florida, sir. This is the real world."

Larry B. Sarver, Sarasota, Fla.