Send up to three entries to page2@post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest, Portfolio, PG, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh, PA 15222.

Please include your address and neighborhood. Deadline: June 22. The winners, published here in two weeks, receive a Post-Gazette umbrella and a funnel cake left over from the Three Rivers Arts Festival.

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First Place

"I know it looks stupid, but it's an OSHA rule."

Patrick Kim, Howard, Pa.

Second Place

"Frankly I'm against Onorato's plan to consolidate the burrows."

Jay R. Wells III, Bethel Park

Third Place

"Don't worry -- the enemy will never find Punxsutawney."

Jean Means, Punxsutawney

First published on June 14, 2009 at 12:00 am