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PrintTV Movies: March 22-28
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• The Abandoned '06. Anastasia Hille. Ghostly doppelgangers and horrifying events plague a woman and her twin brother at their family's decaying Russian farmhouse. (R) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 4:30 P.M.
• Absence of Malice '81. Paul Newman. A federal bureaucrat leads a Miami newswoman to libel a dead gangster's honest son. (PG) (2:45) AMC: Tue. 7:15 A.M. (CC)
• The Abyss '89. Ed Harris. Oil-platform workers, including an estranged couple, and a Navy SEAL make a startling deep-sea discovery. (PG-13) (2:25) ENC: Wed. 12:05 P.M. (CC)
• Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls '95. Jim Carrey. A sacred white bat's disappearance begets bloodshed between African tribes and puts the goofy pet sleuth on the case. (PG-13) (2:00) CMT: Wed. 10 P.M., midnight.
• Aces: Iron Eagle III '92. Louis Gossett Jr. An Air Force fighter pilot, old-timers and a musclewoman fly down to Peru to destroy a cocaine lab. (R) (2:00) WGN: Sat. 12:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Addams Family '91. Anjelica Huston. Gomez, Morticia and their ghoulish household are prey to a scam involving long-lost Uncle Fester. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
• Addams Family Values '93. Anjelica Huston. Upon arrival of their mustachioed baby, Morticia and Gomez hire a greedy nanny who targets Uncle Fester. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn '39. Mickey Rooney. Mark Twain's boy hero meets a bogus king and duke while rafting the Mississippi with runaway slave Jim. (G) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)
• The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle '00. Voices of Rene Russo. Live action/animated. A flying squirrel and a moose confront their adversaries Boris and Natasha. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 6:20 P.M. (CC)
• Aeon Flux '05. Charlize Theron. In the last city on Earth, underground rebels dispatch their top assassin to kill a government leader. (PG-13) (1:45) TNT: Sat. 3:15 A.M. (CC)
• After the Sunset '04. Pierce Brosnan. An FBI agent thinks a master thief and his girlfriend will try to steal a valuable diamond from a cruise ship. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Airport '70. Burt Lancaster. A snowstorm, a mired plane, an elderly stowaway and the bombing of a passenger jet plague an airport manager. (G) (3:00) AMC: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
• Airport 1975 '74. Charlton Heston. A jumbo jet's midair crisis puts a stewardess in the cockpit until a pilot can board by helicopter. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 8 P.M., 3:30 A.M. (CC)
• Airport '77 '77. Jack Lemmon. Art thieves hijack a private jet, hit fog and wind up with everyone else, trapped 100 feet under water. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 10:30 P.M. (CC)
• Akeelah and the Bee '06. Laurence Fishburne. Akeelah, an 11-year-old girl living in South Los Angeles, discovers she has a talent for spelling, which she hopes will take her to the National Spelling Bee. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)
• Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker '06. Alex Pettyfer. A teenage spy for MI6 investigates a billionaire who may have an ulterior motive for his recent donation of computers to England's schools. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
• Alexander '04. Colin Farrell. The young Macedonian king and general leads his army into battle to conquer much of the known world. (R) (3:30) AMC: Mon. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
• Alfie '66. Michael Caine. A cynical cockney bachelor picks up women, treats them badly and tells why in asides to the camera. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 4 P.M. (CC)
• Alive '93. Ethan Hawke. Members of an Uruguayan rugby team do what they must to survive a 1970s plane crash in the frigid Andes. (R) (2:05) MAX: Sun. 11 A.M., Thu. 3:20 A.M. (CC)
• All About the Benjamins '02. Ice Cube. A bounty hunter and a con artist work together to retrieve a lottery ticket from a group of diamond thieves. (R) (2:00) USA: Fri. 9 A.M. (CC)
• All the Pretty Horses '00. Matt Damon. In the late 1940s two young Texans, intrigued by Old West cowboy life, find themselves in Mexico, where one has a forbidden affair with the daughter of a wealthy landowner. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 12:45 P.M. (CC)
• American Beauty '99. Kevin Spacey. A man in midlife crisis and at odds with his wife begins working out to impress his teenage daughter's friend. (R) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 5:25 P.M. (CC)
• American Pie '99. Jason Biggs. Four teenagers nearing graduation make a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. (R) (2:00) USA: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)
• American Pie 2 '01. Jason Biggs. Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls. (R) (2:10) TBS: Thu. 10 P.M., 2:55 A.M. (CC)
• And God Created Woman '88. Rebecca De Mornay. A convict marries a carpenter, turns rock star and seduces a politician. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 3:15 A.M. (CC)
• And Now the Screaming Starts '73. Peter Cushing. An English doctor helps a lord and his bride cope with a severed hand and a curse. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Angels With Dirty Faces '38. James Cagney. Childhood friends, a gangster and a priest, meet as adults in their old New York neighborhood. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 8 A.M. (CC)
• The Animal '01. Rob Schneider. When an inept policeman receives animal organs as transplants, he begins to exhibit traits of the donors. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Thu. 12:50 P.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)
• Anna Karenina '48. Vivien Leigh. Tolstoy's tragic Anna leaves her cold husband for dashing Count Vronsky in 19th-century Russia. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 4 A.M. (CC)
• Anna Lucasta '58. Eartha Kitt. A streetwalker falls in love after her family marries her off for money. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 9:15 A.M.
• Another Day in Paradise '99. James Woods. Drugs and crime bond an aging drug dealer and his maternal girlfriend with a teen junkie and his lover. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 11:15 P.M. (CC)
• Ash Wednesday '02. Edward Burns. A reformed hoodlum faces a moral dilemma when a vengeful mobster gets wind that his reportedly dead brother has been seen around the neighborhood. (R) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 1 A.M. (CC)
• The Associate '96. Whoopi Goldberg. A Wall Street whiz invents a male partner to attract clients for her fledgling investment business. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Tue. 6:40 A.M. (CC)
• ATL '06. Tip "T.I." Harris. Four Atlanta teenagers, whose lives revolve around hip-hop and rollerskating, face life-changing challenges on and off the rink. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Fri. 8 P.M., midnight (CC)
• Atonement '07. James McAvoy. A false accusation changes forever the lives of a young teen, her older sister and the latter's innocent lover. (R) (2:05) HBO: Sat. 4:25 A.M. (CC)
• August Rush '07. Freddie Highmore. A boy uses his prodigious musical gifts to find his parents, unaware that they have begun a similar journey to find him. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Autumn Leaves '56. Joan Crawford. A New England spinster marries a younger man who has mental problems and another wife. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 12:45 P.M. (CC)
• Away From Her '07. Julie Christie. A man becomes confused and angry when his wife, an Alzheimer's patient, seems to prefer the company of another resident at her nursing home. (PG-13) (1:55) TMC: Thu. 4:20 P.M.
• Baby's Day Out '94. Joe Mantegna. The active 9-month-old son of a rich Chicago couple crawls away from klutzy kidnappers. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Babysitters '07. John Leguizamo. A teenager hires out pretty classmates to attend to clients' sexual needs. (R) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 12:45 A.M.
• Bachelor Party '84. Tom Hanks. Hookers, a mule and a suicidal friend show up at the hotel bash for a school-bus driver getting married. (R) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 2:15 A.M., Fri. 11:30 A.M.
• Back in the Day '04. Ja Rule. A young man slides back into a life of crime after reuniting with a shady acquaintance from his past. (R) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 1 P.M.
• Back to School '86. Rodney Dangerfield. An earthy self-made man divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son's college. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
• Backdraft '91. Kurt Russell. Two brothers fight each other and an outbreak of arson as Chicago firefighters. (R) (2:20) ENC: Tue. 9:50 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
• Bad Boys '95. Martin Lawrence. Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin. (R) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 9 A.M., Fri. 1:20 A.M. (CC)
• The Bad Man '41. Wallace Beery. In the days of the Old West, an outlaw's loyalty to a former friend proves to be of real value. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 10 P.M.
• Badge of Silence: Maniac Cop 3 '92. Robert Davi. The undead policeman returns to fight for the life and soul of a wounded policewoman. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sat. 10:30 P.M., 1:30 A.M.
• Balto '95. Voices of Miriam Margolyes. Animated. A canine outcast helps guide a sled of medical supplies to desperately ill children in an Alaskan village. (G) (1:15) MAX: Sun. 5:40 A.M. (CC)
• The Bandit of Zhobe '59. Victor Mature. A British major and a tribal chieftain, duped into fighting each other, learn of the treachery before it is too late. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 6 P.M.
• Bandits '01. Bruce Willis. Two bank robbers fall for a bored housewife who helps them commit heists across the country. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)
• Barb Wire '96. Pamela Anderson Lee. A bounty hunter seeks a device that could restore her brother's sight and save millions during U.S. civil war in 2017. (R) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 8 P.M., 4 A.M. (CC)
• Barbershop '02. Ice Cube. The owner of a popular barbershop considers selling the place to a loan shark who wants to convert it into a strip club. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Mon. 7:30 P.M., Tue. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Barbershop 2: Back in Business '04. Ice Cube. The owner of a barbershop faces pressure from a corporation that is opening establishments in his neighborhood. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 3 P.M., Fri. 7 A.M. (CC)
• Barnyard: The Original Party Animals '06. Voices of Kevin James. Animated. Otis the bull would rather sing and dance with the other farm animals, but somehow he must find the courage to lead when responsibility is thrust upon him. (PG) (2:00) NICK: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)
• The Basketball Diaries '95. Leonardo DiCaprio. Crime pays for the drug addiction of a high-school hoopster and three teammates in 1960s New York. (R) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
• Be Kind Rewind '08. Jack Black. Rentals fly off the shelves after two friends create homemade versions of popular movies to replace a video store's obliterated inventory. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 5:30 P.M., Thu. 12:15 P.M., 7:15 P.M. (CC)
• Bean '97. Rowan Atkinson. An eccentric, accident-prone British art caretaker wreaks havoc at the U.S. unveiling of "Whistler's Mother." (PG-13) (1:35) SHO: Mon. 7:40 A.M., Fri. 9:45 A.M.
• A Beautiful Mind '01. Russell Crowe. Mathematics genius John Forbes Nash Jr. has paranoid schizophrenia but becomes a Nobel laureate late in life. (PG-13) (2:45) TNT: Fri. 10:30 P.M., Sat. noon (CC)
• Bedazzled '00. Brendan Fraser. In an attempt to woo the woman of his dreams, a man sells his soul to the devil for seven wishes. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Sun. 7:45 A.M. (CC)
• Bedazzled '67. Peter Cook. A short-order cook with a crush on a waitress makes a deal with the devil. (NR) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)
• Beethoven '92. Charles Grodin. Children talk their father into letting them keep a St. Bernard puppy, which grows to be a problem. (PG) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 3:20 P.M. (CC)
• Before the Devil Knows You're Dead '07. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Events spiral out of control when a man ropes his brother into a scheme to rob their parents' jewelry store. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)
• Ben-Hur '59. Charlton Heston. An enslaved Judean prince meets his Roman betrayer, a former friend, in a chariot race. (G) (4:00) TCM: Sat. 8 P.M.
• Ben 10: Race Against Time '07. Graham Phillips. Ben, Gwen and Max must stop an extraterrestrial who plans to open a gateway that leads to an alien invasion. (1:30) TOON: Mon. 8 P.M.
• Beneath Loch Ness '01. Patrick Bergin. A professor and his team of scientists encounter the legendary creature after an underwater earthquake. (PG-13) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 11 P.M. (CC)
• Beowulf '99. Christopher Lambert. A wandering knight rescues a damsel from foes and fights the man-eating monster Grendel. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)
• Berserk '67. Joan Crawford. Scotland Yard looks into spiking, buzzsawing and knifing at ringmaster Monica's traveling circus. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 6:15 P.M.
• The Best of Times '86. Robin Williams. Twelve years after dropping the winning pass in a high-school football game, a timid clerk tries to regain lost honor. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
• Beverly Hills Cop '84. Eddie Murphy. A hip Detroit detective drives out to Los Angeles and shows local police how to catch a killer. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
• Beyond the Rocks '22. Gloria Swanson. Silent. A woman married to a wealthy man has an affair with a handsome nobleman. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 6 A.M.
• Big '88. Tom Hanks. A wishing machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old man with a fun job and a girlfriend. (PG) (2:30) VH1: Tue. midnight, Wed. 11:30 A.M.
• Biker Boyz '03. Laurence Fishburne. A young prodigy threatens the undefeated champion of an underground club of motorcycle racers. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. noon, 2 A.M. (CC)
• Billion Dollar Brain '67. Michael Caine. British spy Harry Palmer uncovers a Texas general's computerized plot to attack Russia. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 3:30 P.M.
• Black Dog '98. Patrick Swayze. A trucker with a vehicular manslaughter conviction agrees to drive a suspicious shipment for his boss. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Thu. 11 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)
• Black Hawk Down '01. Josh Hartnett. U.S. soldiers take heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia. (R) (3:00) FX: Tue. 10 P.M., Wed. 10 A.M.
• Black Snake Moan '07. Samuel L. Jackson. A troubled bluesman seeks to redeem a young woman whose uncontrollable lust threatens to destroy her life. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 8 P.M.
• Blackmail '29. Anny Ondra. A Scotland Yard inspector deals with a blackmailer who knows his fiancee killed an artist. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 6 A.M.
• Blacks Without Borders: Chasing the American Dream in South Africa '08. Filmmaker Stafford U. Bailey profiles African-Americans who find their fortune in South Africa. (NR) (1:15) SHO: Wed. 7:45 A.M., Sat. 7 A.M. (CC)
• Blade: Trinity '04. Wesley Snipes. Blade and a pair of vampire slayers battle Dracula, the newly resurrected ancestor of the undead. (R) (2:00) TNT: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Blades of Glory '07. Will Ferrell. Several years after being banned from men's singles competition, two rival skaters exploit a loophole that allows them to compete as a pair. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Thu. 12:45 P.M. (CC)
• Blazing Saddles '74. Cleavon Little. A black railroad worker is appointed sheriff of a town marked for destruction by a scheming politician. (R) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 10:15 P.M., Fri. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Bloodsuckers '05. Joe Lando. A captain leads a team of commandos searching for vampires in the universe. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 3 A.M.
• The Blue Gardenia '53. Anne Baxter. A girl turns to a newspaper columnist when she thinks she has murdered an artist while intoxicated. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Bobby '06. Anthony Hopkins. In 1968 the lives of a retired doorman, lounge singer, busboy, beautician and others intersect in the wake of Robert F. Kennedy's assassination at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sat. 7:15 A.M. (CC)
• Boiler Room '00. Giovanni Ribisi. Eager to win the approval of his demanding father, a young man begins working for a dubious stock firm. (R) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)
• The Book of Ruth '04. Christine Lahti. Tensions arise when a newlywed has her husband move into the home of her verbally abusive mother. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Bordertown '07. Jennifer Lopez. A journalist probes the murders of hundreds of Mexican women near a Juarez factory owned by a U.S. company. (R) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 1 A.M. (CC)
• Boynton Beach Club '05. Dyan Cannon. Aging Floridians turn to one another for companionship and support after the loss of their spouses. (R) (1:55) TMC: Tue. 4:30 P.M.
• Boyz N the Hood '91. Larry Fishburne. Three boys become men, one guided by his father, in their racially divided Los Angeles neighborhood. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)
• The Brain Eaters '58. Edwin Nelson. Hairy creatures drill to the earth's surface in an odd craft and latch onto the backs of human necks. (NR) (1:15) AMC: Fri. 4 A.M. (CC)
• Bratz '07. Nathalia Ramos. When they enter high school, lifelong friends face peer pressure and unexpected challenges to their bond. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 6:45 A.M.
• Breach '07. Chris Cooper. The FBI charges a newly promoted employee with the task of finding proof that a renowned agent is a traitor to the country. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
• Break-In '06. Kelly Carlson. Intruders hold honeymooners hostage within an isolated mansion on a Caribbean island. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. noon (CC)
• The Breed '06. Michelle Rodriguez. A vicious pack of mutated dogs hunts a group of friends who have come to a tropical island for a week of fun and relaxation. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
• Bridget Jones's Diary '01. Ren??e Zellweger. An outrageous British woman decides to take control of her life, but instead falls for two very different men. (R) (2:00) WE: Thu. 7 P.M., 9 P.M.
• Bringing Down the House '03. Steve Martin. After chatting with a divorced attorney online, a prison escapee wants him to help prove her innocence. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)
• Broken '06. Heather Graham. Hope is confronting all her mistakes since leaving home and comes face to face with her greatest mistake, Will, her ex-boyfriend, who is determined to win her back even if it kills him. (NR) (1:40) SHO: Sun. 1:30 A.M., Wed. 10:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy '00. Timothy Olyphant. Gay friends in West Hollywood bond and bemoan the lack of true love in their lives. (R) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 4:50 A.M. (CC)
• The Brothers Solomon '07. Will Arnett. To fulfill their dying father's wish for a grandchild, two socially inept siblings embark on a mission to find mates and start families. (R) (1:35) ENC: Mon. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Bucket List '07. Jack Nicholson. Two terminally ill men leave their hospital ward and set out to complete a list of things they want to do before they die. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 9:20 A.M., 8:15 P.M., Mon. 11 A.M., 10 P.M., Wed. 2:15 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
• Buffalo Dreams '05. Reiley McClendon. A Navajo teen and a mountain-biker from Chicago must bridge a cultural gap to become friends and preserve tribal land. (1:40) DIS: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)
• Bugs Bunny's 1001 Rabbit Tales '82. Voices of Mel Blanc. Animated. Sultan Yosemite Sam traps book salesman Bugs in his palace and makes him tell stories to a bratty nephew. (G) (1:30) TOON: Mon. 10 A.M.
• The Cable Guy '96. Jim Carrey. An act of kindness brings a jilted architect the unwanted friendship of an unbalanced cable-TV installer. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 3:45 P.M. (CC)
• Caddyshack '80. Chevy Chase. Oddballs and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship. (R) (2:15) AMC: Thu. 8 P.M., 12:15 A.M., Fri. 4 P.M.
• Capricorn One '78. Elliott Gould. The first manned flight to Mars is a flop, so a space official fakes it Hollywood-style for the public. (PG) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M.
• Car 54, Where Are You? '94. David Johansen. Brooklyn police partners protect a witness set to testify against a Mafia kingpin. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Fri. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Caretakers '63. Robert Stack. A doctor and a head nurse clash over therapy for a housewife in a West Coast mental hospital. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 2:45 P.M.
• Cast a Giant Shadow '66. Kirk Douglas. Leaving his wife behind, U.S. Col. David "Mickey" Marcus goes to late-1940s Israel to reorganize its army. (NR) (2:30) SHO: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)
• Cast Away '00. Tom Hanks. After a plane crash at sea, a Federal Express engineer survives on a remote island for four years in complete isolation. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 8 P.M., Mon. 5 P.M.
• Cats & Dogs '01. Jeff Goldblum. An eager beagle joins undercover canines on a mission to foil a feline plot to make all people allergic to dogs. (PG) (1:45) TBS: Sat. 7:10 A.M. (CC)
• Cats Don't Dance '97. Voices of Scott Bakula. Animated. A scheming starlet plans to foil a young cat's bid to find his fame and fortune in Hollywood. (G) (2:00) TOON: Fri. 10 A.M.
• Celine '91. Isabelle Pasco. An orphan French heiress learns about yoga and God from the nurse who saves her from suicide. (NR) (2:00) WE: Fri. 12:30 P.M.
• Celtic Pride '96. Damon Wayans. After the Boston Celtics lose game six of the NBA Finals, two blue-collar fans kidnap the opposition's star player. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 7:15 A.M. (CC)
• Center Stage '00. Amanda Schull. Students at a dance academy strive to be the best while trying to survive the angst of their teen years. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 3 P.M. (CC)
• Chain Reaction '96. Keanu Reeves. Industrial mercenaries sabotage a project that converts water into safe energy, then frame two scientists for it. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 11:15 A.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Chaos '05. Jason Statham. A rookie cop and grizzled veteran search for a bank robber. (R) (2:04) USA: Mon. 11:05 P.M., 1:09 A.M. (CC)
• Charlie's Angels '00. Cameron Diaz. Three private detectives try to rescue a kidnapped computer pro whose voice-ID software would threaten global security. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 4:35 P.M. (CC)
• Chicken Run '00. Voices of Mel Gibson. Animated. A dashing rooster and the hen he loves lead an escape from a farm in 1950s England. (G) (1:45) TBS: Sat. 8:55 A.M. (CC)
• Children of Men '06. Clive Owen. When infertility threatens mankind with extinction, a disillusioned bureaucrat becomes the unlikely champion in the fight for the survival of Earth's population. (R) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Children's Hour '61. Audrey Hepburn. Based on Lillian Hellman's play about the effect of a student's malicious lie at an exclusive boarding school. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 4:15 A.M.
• City of Angels '98. Nicolas Cage. An angel considers becoming human after falling in love with a Los Angeles heart surgeon. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
• City Slickers '91. Billy Crystal. On vacation, three men get to play cowboy on a dude-ranch cattle drive, but unexpected circumstances test their skills and stamina. (PG-13) (2:30) CMT: Tue. 10 P.M., 12:30 A.M., Fri. 10 P.M., Sat. 4 P.M.
• Clear and Present Danger '94. Harrison Ford. An acting CIA chief learns the president has triggered a war with Colombian drug cartels. (PG-13) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 5 P.M., Wed. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Clearing '04. Robert Redford. A bitter man kidnaps a wealthy businessman and marches him through a dense forest. (R) (2:00) FX: Thu. 8 A.M.
• Cleopatra '63. Elizabeth Taylor. The queen of Egypt seduces Julius Caesar, but when he is killed, she uses Mark Antony as her new protector. (G) (4:15) TCM: Sun. noon (CC)
• Cocaine Cowboys '06. Filmmaker Billy Corben recalls the Miami drug wars of the 1970s and '80s with those who survived the era, including smugglers, dealers and hit men. (R) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 8 P.M.
• Code Name: The Cleaner '07. Cedric the Entertainer. A janitor with amnesia becomes convinced he is an undercover agent involved in a federal investigation of an international arms ring. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
• College Road Trip '08. Martin Lawrence. A cop accompanies his daughter on a trip to visit the colleges to which she is applying. (G) (1:30) STZ: Sun. 6:30 A.M., 7:30 P.M., 2:15 A.M., Thu. 2:20 P.M., 9 P.M., Fri. 9:05 A.M. (CC)
• The Comebacks '07. David Koechner. The unluckiest coach in the history of college football gets one last chance to redeem himself by taking over the worst team and turning it around. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 11 A.M., 6:30 P.M. (CC)
• Commando '85. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A human killing machine and an airline hostess take on an ousted dictator's private army. (R) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 4 P.M., SPIKE: Sat. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Concorde: Airport '79 '79. Alain Delon. SST passengers face crisis after crisis arranged by an arms dealer to silence his girlfriend on board. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 1 A.M.
• The Confessor '04. Christian Slater. A priest enlists his former girlfriend to investigate a social worker's murder and clear an innocent clergyman. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 3:10 P.M., Thu. 2:45 P.M.
• Constantine '05. Keanu Reeves. A man who can see demons helps a skeptical policewoman investigate her twin sister's mysterious death. (R) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
• Conversations With Other Women '05. Helena Bonham Carter. Reunited at a wedding after many years, former lovers again feel the pull of a mutual attraction neither is willing to admit. (R) (1:25) SHO: Tue. 10 A.M.
• Cop Land '97. Sylvester Stallone. The sheriff of a small New Jersey police community confronts key men on both sides of a law-enforcement cover-up. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)
• Copying Beethoven '06. Ed Harris. A woman develops a special bond with composer Ludwig van Beethoven while working as his copyist. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
• Cow Belles '06. Alyson Michalka. Forced to work for their wealthy father, two teenagers try to save his business when money goes missing. (NR) (1:40) DIS: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. noon (CC)
• Crimson Force '05. C. Thomas Howell. Astronauts on Mars must repair their damaged spaceship as extraterrestrials wage a civil war. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 3 A.M.
• Cry-Baby '90. Johnny Depp. A prim and proper schoolgirl goes against her mother's wishes when she dates a motorcycle-riding juvenile delinquent. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Fri. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
• Curse of the Komodo '03. Tim Abell. A scientist returns to the jungle after 30 years and finds that some of his genetically engineered reptiles have survived. (R) (1:40) SHO: Tue. 1:05 A.M.
• Dadnapped '09. Emily Osment. A girl springs into action when fans kidnap her father, a famous author. (NR) (1:35) DIS: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. noon (CC)
• Dark Storm '06. Stephen Baldwin. A scientist gains the ability to control the weather after an experimental weapon malfunctions. (PG-13) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 11 P.M.
• The Darwin Awards '06. Joseph Fiennes. A former police detective and a cynical field agent investigate suspicious deaths across the country for an insurance company. (R) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 9:40 P.M.
• The Day After Tomorrow '04. Dennis Quaid. A climatologist tries to locate his son after global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Wed. 7:30 P.M., Thu. 5:30 P.M.
• Daylight '96. Sylvester Stallone. An ex-EMS chief leads the rescue of New Yorkers trapped by an explosion in the Holland Tunnel. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Deadly Visions '04. Nicolette Sheridan. A woman has disturbing visions of a killer after receiving a corneal transplant from a murder victim. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)
• Death Sentence '07. Kevin Bacon. A suburban businessman becomes a vigilante after thugs kill his son during a gas station robbery. (R) (1:50) HBO: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Death to Smoochy '02. Robin Williams. Fired from his children's show, a former star tries to kill his replacement, a man dressed in a rhinoceros suit. (R) (1:55) HBO: Tue. 1 A.M. (CC)
• Death Tunnel '05. Steffany Huckaby. Terror awaits five college women as they spend the night at a haunted Kentucky sanatorium. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 11 A.M.
• Death Wish '74. Charles Bronson. A New York architect turns vigilante hit man after thugs attack his wife and daughter. (R) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 4 P.M. (CC)
• Deck the Halls '06. Danny DeVito. Neighbors in a New England town go to war after one adorns his house with enough Christmas lights to make it visible from space. (PG) (1:35) MAX: Mon. 4:15 P.M. (CC)
• Delinquent Daughters '44. June Carlson. Wild teenage girls in jalopies follow a cafe owner into petty crime and juvenile court. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 7:15 A.M.
• Demolition Man '93. Sylvester Stallone. The police defrost an imprisoned ex-officer to catch an escaped convict in 2032 San Angeles. (R) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 8 P.M., 2:35 A.M., Sat. 2:45 P.M. (CC)
• The Derby Stallion '05. Sarah Blackman. Patrick becomes friends with Houston Jones and the pretty new girl, Jill, but faces a tough challenge in Randy, the town bully who has won the race for five years straight. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Desperado '95. Antonio Banderas. A guitar-playing stranger shoots up a Mexican cantina while seeking the drug dealer who killed his girlfriend. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Desperate Journey '42. Errol Flynn. Five Allied pilots struggle for survival after crashing behind enemy lines in Nazi-occupied Poland. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 12:45 A.M.
• Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo '05. Rob Schneider. Deuce meets a series of unusual women when a pimp uses him as bait to find a killer. (R) (1:45) TBS: Thu. 1:10 A.M.
• Devil's Pond '03. Kip Pardue. While honeymooning on a remote island, a newlywed learns that her husband is plotting her death. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Die Hard With a Vengeance '95. Bruce Willis. Suspended from the police force, John McClane enlists a Harlem shopkeeper to help stop a terrorist bomber. (R) (2:30) A&E: Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
• Dirty Dancing '87. Jennifer Grey. A doctor's teenage daughter gets slinky with the dance teacher at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 6:15 P.M., Thu. 8:05 A.M.
• The Dirty Dozen '67. Lee Marvin. A U.S. Army major selects and trains 12 hard-core criminals for a daring raid on an impregnable Nazi chateau. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Fri. 10:15 P.M. (CC)
• Disaster Zone: Volcano in New York '06. Costas Mandylor. A geologist and an intrepid band of tunnel workers must save New York from an underground volcano. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 5 P.M.
• Disney's Teacher's Pet '04. Voices of Nathan Lane. Animated. A talking dog poses as a schoolboy and hopes a zany scientist can transform him into a human. (PG) (1:20) ENC: Thu. 5:10 A.M. (CC)
• Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story '04. Vince Vaughn. The owner of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 5:30 P.M.
• Don't Bother to Knock '52. Richard Widmark. An airline pilot flirts with a hotel baby-sitter before realizing she is deranged. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)
• Don't Say a Word '01. Michael Douglas. A desperate psychiatrist must get a patient to give him information that will convince a kidnapper to free the doctor's kidnapped daughter. (R) (2:30) FX: Thu. 10 A.M.
• Double Indemnity '44. Fred MacMurray. An insurance man helps a platinum blonde kill her husband, but a claim adjuster catches on. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 9 A.M.
• Double Whammy '01. Denis Leary. A widowed New York City police officer fails in his attempt to stop a shooting in a fast-food restaurant. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 4 P.M., Tue. 8 A.M. (CC)
• Dragon Dynasty '06. Federico Castelluccio. An Italian explorer and his men battle two dragons sent by an evil wizard to destroy their homeland. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Tue. 3 A.M.
• Dragonheart '96. Dennis Quaid. A medieval dragon-slayer teams up with his intelligent prey to rid the land of a tyrant who betrayed them. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Dude, Where's My Car? '00. Ashton Kutcher. Two potheads wake to discover their car missing, their drug stash gone and no memory of the previous night's events. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 1 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M.
• Earthstorm '06. Stephen Baldwin. Scientists turn to a demolitions expert for help after learning the instability of the moon threatens all life on Earth. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 7 P.M.
• Eddie '96. Whoopi Goldberg. An avid basketball fan becomes head coach after a Texas tycoon buys the New York Knicks. (PG-13) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 9:15 A.M. (CC)
• Eight Below '06. Paul Walker. Members of a scientific expedition must leave their beloved sled dogs behind in the frozen wilderness of Antarctica. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Thu. 7:30 P.M. (CC)
• 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag '97. Joe Pesci. A mob messenger's luggage containing grisly contents is mistakenly switched with a med student's bag at an airport. (R) (1:35) ENC: Wed. 4:15 A.M. (CC)
• 88 Minutes '07. Al Pacino. A forensic psychiatrist must use all his skills and training to find the person who issued an ominous death threat. (R) (2:00) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)
• Elizabeth: The Golden Age '07. Cate Blanchett. Queen Elizabeth I faces a threat to her rule from Spain's King Phillip II and temptation from charismatic seafarer Sir Walter Raleigh. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Enchanted '07. Amy Adams. Live action/animated. Banished by an evil queen, a princess from a fairy-tale world lands in modern Manhattan, where music, magic and "happily ever after" are sorely lacking. (PG) (1:55) STZ: Tue. 4:15 A.M., Wed. 2:05 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)
• The End '78. Burt Reynolds. After learning he has three months to live, a man decides to make peace with his loved ones before attempting suicide. (R) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 9 A.M. (CC)
• Enemy of the State '98. Will Smith. A former NSA operative aids the innocent victim of a politically motivated assassination cover-up. (R) (2:15) ENC: Sun. 1:40 P.M. (CC)
• Eraser '96. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Witness Protection Program agent hides a woman who knows about defense-field traitors planning to sell a superweapon. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 12:45 A.M. (CC)
• Erotic Seductions '07. A term paper on mating leads to carnal encounters for a student. (NR) (1:20) TMC: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)
• E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial '82. Henry Thomas. A boy's close encounter with an alien stranded on Earth leads to a unique friendship in Steven Spielberg's Oscar-winning film. (PG) (2:00) MAX: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
• Evan Almighty '07. Steve Carell. A newly elected congressman faces a crisis of biblical proportions when God commands him to build an ark. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
• Evening '07. Claire Danes. Drifting in and out of consciousness, a dying woman remembers her one true love, while her daughters struggle with their impending loss. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 9 A.M. (CC)
• The Executioner '70. George Peppard. A Vienna intelligence operation is destroyed by counterespionage, but a surviving agent seeks vengeance. (GP) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 5:30 P.M.
• Extreme Measures '96. Hugh Grant. A homeless man's mysterious death puts an emergency-room physician on the trail of a doctor who experiments on the living. (R) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 12:20 A.M. (CC)
• Factotum '05. Matt Dillon. A writer drifts through a series of dead-end jobs in an attempt to fuel his passions for alcohol and women. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 1:30 A.M.
• Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer '07. Ioan Gruffudd. Reed, Susan, Johnny and Ben face an intergalactic messenger who has arrived to prepare Earth for destruction. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Fri. noon (CC)
• Far and Away '92. Tom Cruise. An Irish farmer and his landlord's daughter come to 1890s Boston, where he boxes and they join the Oklahoma land rush. (PG-13) (2:25) ENC: Wed. 7:45 A.M. (CC)
• The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift '06. Lucas Black. An American street racer in Japan learns an exciting but dangerous new style and goes head-to-head with a local champion who has ties to the Yakuza. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Fat Albert '04. Kenan Thompson. Live action/animated. A lonely teen's tears create a portal through which the 1970s cartoon character and his pals emerge into flesh-and-blood reality. (PG) (2:00) FX: Mon. 8 A.M.
• Father of the Bride '91. Steve Martin. A harried patriarch faces separation anxiety, exorbitant costs and more as he prepares for his daughter's wedding. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Father of the Bride Part II '95. Steve Martin. A worrisome family patriarch is driven to further distraction by the simultaneous pregnancies of his wife and daughter. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Thu. 9:50 P.M. (CC)
• Fear '96. Mark Wahlberg. A deranged suitor torments family and friends of a teen girl with whom he is obsessed. (R) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 11:05 A.M. (CC)
• Femme Fatale '02. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. A woman double-crosses her two violent accomplices after they steal $10 million in diamonds. (R) (2:00) MAX: Sat. 12:45 P.M. (CC)
• Field of Dreams '89. Kevin Costner. An inspired Iowa farmer builds a baseball field, then sees Shoeless Joe Jackson's ghost and other marvels. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)
• The Fifth Element '97. Bruce Willis. A New York City cabdriver tries to save 2259 Earth from impact with an onrushing anti-life force. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
• Fight Club '99. Brad Pitt. Two young professionals create an underground club where men can compete in hand-to-hand combat. (R) (3:00) A&E: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
• Final Destination '00. Devon Sawa. Teens meet with horrible ends after a classmate's precognitive vision leads to their ejection from a doomed airliner. (R) (1:40) ENC: Sat. 9:30 P.M. (CC)
• Finding Forrester '00. Sean Connery. While studying at a prep school, an aspiring writer befriends a reclusive author who becomes his mentor. (PG-13) (2:15) MAX: Sat. 5:15 A.M. (CC)
• Fire in the Sky '93. D.B. Sweeney. Based on the true story of an Arizona lumberjack who claimed to have been abducted by aliens. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
• Fire: Nature Unleashed '04. Bryan Genesse. A forest ranger leads a group of hikers into an abandoned mine to escape a raging forest fire. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Wed. 3 A.M.
• First Blood '82. Sylvester Stallone. Green Beret veteran Rambo takes on a Pacific Northwest sheriff and the National Guard. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 8 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
• Flawless '99. Robert De Niro. After a debilitating stroke and on his doctor's advice, a conservative man takes singing lessons from a drag-queen neighbor. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 7 P.M.
• Flight of the Intruder '91. Danny Glover. Two Navy pilots hatch a rogue mission to bomb Hanoi with a special low-altitude plane. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
• Flightplan '05. Jodie Foster. A widow becomes frantic when her 6-year-old daughter disappears on an airplane traveling from Berlin to New York. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sat. 10 A.M.
• The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas '00. Mark Addy. Young Fred Flintstone courts heiress Wilma Slaghoople, while Barney Rubble romances Betty O'Shale during a weekend in Rock Vegas. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 3 P.M. (CC)
• The Flock '07. Richard Gere. An agent and his female protege seek a missing girl who may be connected to a paroled sex offender. (R) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 8:15 P.M., 12:40 A.M. (CC)
• For Love of the Game '99. Kevin Costner. An aging pitcher learns that he will soon lose his girlfriend and his spot with the Detroit Tigers. (PG-13) (3:00) WGN: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Forces of Nature '99. Sandra Bullock. A bridegroom hurries by plane to his wedding, but he and his seatmate must find other modes of travel. (PG-13) (2:05) TBS: Sat. 3:25 A.M. (CC)
• Forever Young '92. Mel Gibson. Two 1990s boys thaw out a 1930s test pilot, cryonically frozen, and bring him home to one's single mother. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 4:45 P.M. (CC)
• Forgetting Sarah Marshall '08. Jason Segel. In Hawaii struggling to get over a bad breakup, a musician encounters his former lover and her new boyfriend. (R) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 8:10 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
• 48 HRS. '82. Nick Nolte. A rumpled detective gets a slick convict released into his custody for two days to help him find a murderer the guy knows in San Francisco. (R) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 6 P.M., Fri. 2 P.M. (CC)
• .45 '06. Milla Jovovich. A woman hatches a plan for revenge after seeking independence from her drug-dealing boyfriend. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 11 P.M., Sat. 1 A.M.
• 49th Parallel '41. Eric Portman. A U-boat Nazi and his comrades raid a Canadian outpost, hijack a seaplane and kill to reach the United States. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 7:45 A.M.
• The 40-Year-Old Virgin '05. Steve Carell. Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence. (NR) (3:00) USA: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Foxfire '96. Hedy Burress. A mysterious outsider encourages four schoolgirls to retaliate against the biology teacher who sexually abuses them. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Fri. 9 P.M. (CC)
• Fracture '07. Anthony Hopkins. A hotshot prosecutor squares off against a cunning engineer who tried to murder his wife and is now defending himself in court. (R) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Freddy Got Fingered '01. Tom Green. Living in his parent's basement, a 28-year-old loser battles with his father and delves deep into the realm of bad taste. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 1:35 A.M., Thu. 9:35 A.M. (CC)
• Freedom Writers '07. Hilary Swank. A dedicated Los Angeles teacher inspires her class of at-risk students to believe in themselves and achieve academic success. (PG-13) (2:15) TMC: Sat. 9:15 A.M., 5 P.M. (CC)
• Frequency '00. Dennis Quaid. A policeman tries to alter the past after making radio contact with his father, a firefighter who died 30 years earlier. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Mon. 9:20 A.M., 6:20 P.M., 2:40 A.M. (CC)
• Friday After Next '02. Ice Cube. Working as security guards, Craig and Day-Day run into the thief who stole their Christmas presents. (R) (2:00) USA: Fri. 11 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)
• Frisco Jenny '33. Ruth Chatterton. A Barbary Coast madam's illegitimate son, a district attorney, tries her for murder. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 12:45 A.M.
• The Fugitive '93. Harrison Ford. A U.S. marshal hunts a doctor on the run who was convicted of murdering his wife. (PG-13) (2:15) ENC: Sat. 5:45 A.M. (CC)
• Full Disclosure '01. Virginia Madsen. A federal agent and an assassin pursue a journalist who has been assigned to safeguard a Palestinian operative. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 1 A.M. (CC)
• Fun With Dick & Jane '05. Jim Carrey. After losing their jobs, an affluent couple turn to robbery to support their lifestyle. (PG-13) (2:10) TBS: Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 12:55 P.M. (CC)
• Gacy '03. Mark Holton. Serial killer John Wayne Gacy rapes boys and young men, then hides the corpses under his house. (R) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 2:40 A.M. (CC)
• The Game Plan '07. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. A star football player tries to juggle his carefree lifestyle, his team's bid for the championship and the needs of his newly discovered young daughter. (PG) (2:00) STZ: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties '06. Voices of Bill Murray. Garfield follows Jon to England and gets the royal treatment after he is mistaken for the heir to a grand castle. But the feline will need all nine lives to foil the plans of evil Lord Dargis, who wants to turn the castle into a resort. (PG) (2:00) FX: Mon. 10 A.M., Tue. 8 A.M.
• Garfield Gets Real '07. Voices of Jason Marsden. Animated. Tired of life as a comic strip, Garfield comes into the real world to live as an ordinary house cat. (NR) (2:00) TOON: Sun. 7 P.M.
• Ghost Dad '90. Bill Cosby. A deceased father is granted three days to reassess his finances and bolster his relationship with his three children. (PG) (2:00) BET: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Ghost Image '07. Elisabeth R??hm. A woman's dead boyfriend communicates with her through a video made the night before his accident. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 8 A.M. (CC)
• Ghosts of Mississippi '96. Alec Baldwin. A Mississippi prosecutor and the widow of Medgar Evers crusade to retry a white racist for the 1963 murder of the NAACP leader. (PG-13) (2:10) MAX: Tue. 11:35 A.M. (CC)
• The Godfather '72. Marlon Brando. Crime boss Vito Corleone and his sons rule their New York empire with Mafia justice. (R) (4:00) AMC: Sun. 11:30 A.M.
• The Godfather, Part II '74. Al Pacino. Michael Corleone rules his father's criminal empire, while flashbacks recall young Vito's climb to power. (R) (4:30) AMC: Sun. 7 A.M., 3:30 P.M.
• The Go-Getter '07. Lou Taylor Pucci. After his mother dies, a teen steals a car and sets out in search of his estranged half-brother, keeping in contact with the car's owner via cell phone. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 5:15 P.M., 4:20 A.M., Fri. 6:15 P.M.
• The Golden Compass '07. Nicole Kidman. In a parallel world, a girl sets out on an epic quest to save her best friend and other kidnapped children from the magisterium's evil experiments. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Wed. 2:20 A.M. (CC)
• Gone Baby Gone '07. Casey Affleck. Two private investigators tread dangerous ground as they scour the Boston underworld for a kidnapped child. (R) (1:55) ENC: Thu. 11:15 A.M., 3:10 A.M. (CC)
• The Good Fairy '35. Margaret Sullavan. A young usherette tries to help a struggling lawyer and captures the heart of a wealthy man. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. midnight.
• The Good, the Bad and the Ugly '67. Clint Eastwood. A drifter, a bandit and a bounty hunter reach a standoff over buried gold. (R) (4:15) AMC: Sat. 10:15 A.M. (CC)
• Goya's Ghosts '06. Javier Bardem. A Spanish Inquisitor's plan to curry favor with his superiors backfires after he targets the muse of artist Francisco Goya. (R) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 3:15 A.M. (CC)
• Grace Is Gone '07. John Cusack. A man takes his two young daughters on a road trip while searching for a way to tell them that their mother, a soldier, has been killed in Iraq. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Gravedancers '06. Dominic Purcell. Angry spirits terrorize three reunited friends after they disturb a cemetery following a funeral. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Grease '78. John Travolta. Nice Sandy and greaser Danny try to be like each other in their 1950s high school. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Great Escape '63. Steve McQueen. Allied soldiers dig a tunnel out of a Nazi prison camp, pocketfuls of dirt at a time. (NR) (3:00) TCM: Wed. 4:15 A.M. (CC)
• Great Expectations '46. John Mills. Dickens' orphan Pip goes to London to become a gentleman, thanks to his anonymous benefactor. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Grilled '06. Ray Romano. Two down-on-their-luck meat salesmen land in hot water when their "foolproof" scheme backfires. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 4 P.M., Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)
• Grindhouse Presents: Planet Terror '07. Rose McGowan. A one-legged go-go dancer and her ex-lover join forces with other survivors to battle a horde of flesh-eating zombies invading their Texas town. (NR) (1:50) STZ: Sat. 1:10 A.M. (CC)
• The Groomsmen '06. Edward Burns. Respective problems trouble family and friends as they gather to celebrate the impending wedding of the groom. (R) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 11:20 A.M., Sat. 3 A.M.
• Grosse Pointe Blank '97. John Cusack. A hit man returns to his hometown for a high-school reunion and meets the prom date he stood up years before. (R) (1:55) ENC: Thu. 1:15 A.M. (CC)
• Groundhog Day '93. Bill Murray. February 2nd keeps repeating for a cynical TV weatherman sent to watch the groundhog in Punxsutawney, Pa. (PG) (2:00) FX: Sun. 11 A.M., midnight.
• Grumpy Old Men '93. Jack Lemmon. Minnesota neighbors rekindle a 10-year feud when they fall for the same widow. (PG-13) (2:00) CMT: Sun. 4:30 P.M.
• Guess Who '05. Bernie Mac. The sarcastic patriarch of a black family freely expresses his opinion of his daughter's white boyfriend. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
• Gun Shy '00. Liam Neeson. A therapist helps a legendary agent who has lost his nerve but must fulfill one final obligation before retiring. (R) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Guncrazy '92. Drew Barrymore. A wild teen helps her convict pen pal get out and find a job, but they wind up as lovers on the run. (R) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 1:30 P.M., 11:15 P.M.
• Guy X '05. Jason Biggs. A soldier learns about a U.S. government cover-up involving casualties of the Vietnam War. (R) (1:45) STZ: Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour in Disney Digital 3D '08. Miley Cyrus. The young performer does a musical tour in 2007, with special backstage footage and guests the Jonas Brothers. (G) (1:20) STZ: Thu. 11:30 A.M., 7:40 P.M. (CC)
• Hannibal Rising '07. Gaspard Ulliel. The trauma of World War II and events that followed transform the young Hannibal Lecter into a dangerous, but brilliant, psychopath. (R) (2:05) TMC: Sun. 10 P.M., Fri. 11:15 P.M. (CC)
• Happily N'Ever After '07. Voices of Sarah Michelle Gellar. Animated. Cinderella forms a resistance movement when her wicked stepmother tries to tip the balance between good and evil in Fairy Tale Land. (PG) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 6 A.M., Sat. 4:40 A.M.
• Happy Gilmore '96. Adam Sandler. A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house. (PG-13) (2:00) E!: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 4 P.M., Sat. 5 P.M.
• Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay '08. Kal Penn. After the high-flying stoners try to smuggle a bong aboard a flight to Amsterdam, the two find themselves in jail on charges of terrorism. (R) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)
• Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle '04. John Cho. After smoking marijuana, two roommates scour New Jersey to satisfy their hunger for hamburgers. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix '07. Daniel Radcliffe. When a new professor's inadequacy leaves Hogwarts unprepared to fight the rising tide of evil, Harry teaches a small group of students how to defend against the dark arts. (PG-13) (2:30) HBO: Tue. 6 A.M. (CC)
• Haunting Sarah '05. Kim Raver. After her nephew dies, a woman dismisses her young daughter's claim of being in contact with the dead boy. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
• The Haunting Within '03. William Baldwin. After the death of their father, a man and his sister learn their family history involved witchcraft and the occult. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Head Trauma '06. Vince Mola. Bad memories of an accidental death torment a slacker as he tries to save his grandparents' run-down house. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 1:15 P.M. (CC)
• Heart of Dixie '89. Ally Sheedy. A sorority member uses the college newspaper to crusade for civil rights in 1957 Alabama. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 7 A.M., Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
• Heavens Fall '06. Timothy Hutton. In 1931 a New York defense lawyer comes to the aid of nine black men accused of raping two white women in the South. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
• Hellcats of the Navy '57. Ronald Reagan. A submarine commander enters the Sea of Japan with a frogman who had flirted with his girlfriend. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 11:15 P.M.
• Hercules '59. Steve Reeves. The King of Colchis sends the strongman on a series of missions hoping to dampen Hercules' passion for his daughter. (G) (2:15) AMC: Mon. 6:15 A.M. (CC)
• Here on Earth '00. Chris Klein. Two teens, sentenced to rebuild a restaurant they accidentally destroyed, vie for the affections of the owner's daughter. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Heroes for Sale '33. Richard Barthelmess. Drug addiction is just one of the obstacles facing a World War I veteran in his struggle to re-adjust to civilian life. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 2 A.M.
• High Crimes '02. Ashley Judd. An attorney tries to prove her husband's innocence after the military accuses him of murder. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sat. noon.
• The Hills Have Eyes 2 '07. Michael McMillian. Cannibalistic mutants attack a group of National Guardsmen investigating a distress signal in the New Mexican desert. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)
• Hitman '07. Timothy Olyphant. An assassin's growing attachment to a traumatized young woman poses a threat to his life, as great as that of the Interpol and Russian agents on his trail. (R) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 10 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
• The Holiday '06. Cameron Diaz. Two women, one from America and one from England, swap homes at Christmastime after bad breakups with their boyfriends. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 5:30 P.M.
• Hollow Man 2 '06. Christian Slater. A Seattle detective pursues a vengeful mercenary who uses invisibility to kill. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. midnight (CC)
• Hollow Reed '96. Martin Donovan. A father's homosexuality and the abusive behavior of a mother's lover are issues in a child-custody battle. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 3 A.M., Fri. 2:45 P.M.
• Home Alone 2: Lost in New York '92. Macaulay Culkin. Once again left behind by his family, the boy hero lands in Manhattan and battles two burglars he faced before. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Wed. 7:30 P.M. (CC)
• Home of the Brave '06. Samuel L. Jackson. Three soldiers, including a doctor, have difficulty adjusting to life at home following a long and difficult tour of duty in Iraq. (R) (1:55) TMC: Sat. 3:05 P.M. (CC)
• The Honeymoon Machine '61. Steve McQueen. A Navy officer, his buddy and a computer whiz devise a ship-to-shore scheme to win at roulette. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 4 P.M.
• The Honeymooners '05. Cedric the Entertainer. New York bus driver Ralph Kramden and pal Ed Norton test their wives' patience with moneymaking schemes that end in failure. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 10 A.M., 12:10 A.M. (CC)
• Hot Rod '07. Andy Samberg. An accident-prone daredevil plans an outrageous stunt to raise money for lifesaving surgery for his abusive stepfather. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 6:10 A.M., 2:15 P.M., 11 P.M., Sat. 12:30 P.M., 9 P.M.
• Hot Shots! Part Deux '93. Charlie Sheen. The government recruits a parody of a commando for a rescue mission after Operation Desert Storm. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Wed. 9:50 P.M., 5:50 A.M. (CC)
• Houdini '53. Tony Curtis. Magician/escape artist Harry Houdini tours with his wife and tries to contact his dead mother. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 6 P.M.
• How High '01. Method Man. Two stoners get into Harvard University after magic marijuana enables them to ace their tests. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
• How to Make an American Quilt '95. Winona Ryder. A thesis and impending marriage weigh on a young woman seeking sanctuary with a quilting circle of family and friends. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Humoresque '46. Joan Crawford. A married socialite falls tragically in love with a classical violinist. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
• Hustle & Flow '05. Terrence Howard. A pimp in Memphis, Tenn., sees rap music as the way to escape his dead-end existence and achieve something meaningful. (R) (2:00) MTV: Fri. 11 P.M., Sat. 9 P.M.
• I Am Legend '07. Will Smith. After a man-made plague transforms Earth's population into bloodthirsty vampires, a lone survivor desperately searches for a cure. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
• I Could Never Be Your Woman '07. Michelle Pfeiffer. A professional woman falls for a younger man, while her daughter falls in love for the first time. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
• I Know Who Killed Me '07. Lindsay Lohan. After an ordeal with a sadistic kidnapper, a young woman claims to be someone else, leading some to wonder if she is ill, lying or telling a bizarre truth. (R) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 2:20 A.M. (CC)
• I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry '07. Adam Sandler. When bureaucratic red tape prevents him from naming his children as life insurance beneficiaries, a firefighter asks his buddy to pose as his domestic partner. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Sun. 1:05 P.M., 10 P.M., Fri. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
• I Ought to Be in Pictures '82. Walter Matthau. A New York teenager corners her failed-screenwriter father in Hollywood. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 4:45 A.M.
• Ice Age: The Meltdown '06. Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Manny, Sid and Diego reunite to warn their friends about the danger to their homes posed by swiftly melting ice. (PG) (2:30) FX: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 10 A.M.
• I'm All Right, Jack '60. Ian Carmichael. An Oxford man works in his shady uncle's factory, offends the shop steward and causes a strike. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)
• I'm Through With White Girls (The Inevitable Undoing of Jay Brooks) '07. Anthony Montgomery. A man realizes that what a woman is on the inside is more important than how she looks. (R) (1:55) TMC: Fri. 11:05 A.M., 9:40 P.M. (CC)
• In Bruges '08. Colin Farrell. Two hit men have strange and life-changing experiences while hiding out in the medieval city. (R) (1:50) HBO: Sun. 2:45 A.M. (CC)
• In Good Company '04. Dennis Quaid. Demoted from his corporate job, a man learns his new, younger replacement is also dating his daughter. (PG-13) (2:15) TNT: Fri. 3:45 A.M. (CC)
• In the Bedroom '01. Sissy Spacek. A tragedy involving a doctor, his wife and their college-age son reveals the chasm in the relationship. (R) (2:15) STZ: Thu. midnight, Fri. 4:05 P.M. (CC)
• In the Valley of Elah '07. Tommy Lee Jones. A sympathetic police detective helps a retired Army sergeant uncover the fate of his son, who went missing shortly after returning from Iraq. (R) (2:05) MAX: Sun. 3:35 A.M., Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
• In Which We Serve '42. Noel Coward. The captain and crew of a bombed British destroyer press on at Dunkirk and the Battle of Crete. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 10 A.M.
• The Incredibles '04. Voices of Craig T. Nelson. Animated. Now fighting boredom in suburbia, a former superhero and his family get a chance to save the world. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 8:30 P.M. (CC)
• Inferno '99. Ray Liotta. A beautiful artist helps an amnesiac piece together his identity and evade a gangster on his trail. (R) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 6:05 P.M. (CC)
• The Invasion '07. Nicole Kidman. A psychiatrist discovers that an epidemic altering the behavior of human beings is extraterrestrial in origin. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
• The Invisible Boy '57. Richard Eyer. An evil computer takes over Robby the robot, who makes a scientist's whiz-kid son invisible. (G) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
• Irma La Douce '63. Shirley MacLaine. A fired French policeman falls for a Paris streetwalker and becomes her protector. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)
• It Waits '05. Cerina Vincent. Terror strikes a young woman and her boyfriend when archaeology students unwittingly unleash a demon from a cave. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Fri. 3 A.M.
• Jack the Ripper '59. Lee Patterson. An American detective helps a Scotland Yard inspector hunt a surgical killer in Victorian London. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Mon. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Jacksons: An American Dream '92. Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs. The Gary, Ind., Jacksons guide Michael and their other children to show-business success; features 38 songs. (5:00) VH1: Sat. 3 P.M.
• Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back '01. Ben Affleck. Two slackers venture to Hollywood to sabotage the production of a new movie based on their alter egos. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sat. 7:15 P.M.
• Johnny Be Good '88. Anthony Michael Hall. Conniving football scouts use a variety of tactics in their efforts to sign a hotshot high-school quarterback. (R) (1:30) ENC: Sat. 2:45 A.M. (CC)
• Johns '96. Lukas Haas. A Los Angeles street hustler enlists the aid of a smitten comrade to help him replenish his stolen cash. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 2:45 A.M. (CC)
• Joshua '07. Sam Rockwell. A Wall Street broker and his wife fall victim to a series of sinister events that their precocious son may have engineered. (R) (1:55) HBO: Sun. 4:35 A.M. (CC)
• Jumanji '95. Robin Williams. A magic board-game brings forth African perils and a guy who disappeared in 1969 while playing it. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
• Jumpin' Jack Flash '86. Whoopi Goldberg. A British spy abroad taps into a New York computer operator's bank terminal and asks her for help. (R) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 11:20 P.M. (CC)
• Junior '94. Arnold Schwarzenegger. One doctor talks another into field-testing their new wonder drug, as the first pregnant man. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 6:20 P.M. (CC)
• Just My Luck '06. Lindsay Lohan. A young woman, who has always led a charmed life, suffers a reversal of fortune after kissing a stranger at a costume party. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Mon. 10:30 P.M.
• Just One of the Guys '85. Joyce Hyser. When sexism causes her to be passed over as a journalism intern, a teenager disguises herself as a male. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 4 P.M., Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)
• Keeping Mum '06. Rowan Atkinson. The problems of an oblivious vicar and his bored wife seem to disappear when a new housekeeper arrives on the scene. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 1 P.M.
• The Key '58. William Holden. A World War II tugboat captain becomes the recipient of an apartment key that gains him entrance to a woman's heart. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 11 A.M. (CC)
• Kindergarten Cop '90. Arnold Schwarzenegger. An undercover officer teaches a rowdy class of peewees, to identify one whose mother must be found. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Sat. 2:10 P.M. (CC)
• The King and I '99. Voices of Miranda Richardson. Animated. A British governess arrives in Siam to teach a king's children. Based on the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical. (G) (2:00) WGN: Sat. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
• King's Ransom '05. Anthony Anderson. An obnoxious businessman arranges his own kidnapping to foil his wife's impending divorce settlement. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Wed. 1 P.M., 8 P.M., midnight (CC)
• A Kiss Before Dying '56. Robert Wagner. A college student kills his rich girlfriend, then charms her sister who does not know who he is. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 10:15 P.M.
• Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang '05. Robert Downey Jr. Hoping to land a movie role, a thief learns investigative techniques from a detective. (R) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
• Kiss Them for Me '57. Cary Grant. A Navy pilot steals a shipbuilder's fiancee while on shore leave with his buddies in San Francisco. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 4:45 A.M. (CC)
• Knight Without Armour '37. Marlene Dietrich. A British spy in Russia attempts to save a countess from revolutionaries. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. midnight.
• Knocked Up '07. Seth Rogen. A rising journalist and an irresponsible slacker ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy. (R) (2:10) HBO: Fri. 3:05 A.M. (CC)
• K-PAX '01. Kevin Spacey. A psychiatrist tries to determine how best to help a patient who convincingly claims to be from a distant galaxy. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Wed. 10:30 A.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
• L.A. Confidential '97. Kevin Spacey. Policemen become immersed in corruption, scandal, politics and prostitution in 1950s Hollywood. (R) (2:20) ENC: Sun. 3:55 P.M., 12:10 A.M. (CC)
• L.A. Story '91. Steve Martin. Quirks of Los Angeles define the awkward courtship of a local TV weatherman and a journalist from England. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Thu. 11:40 P.M.
• Lady in the Water '06. Paul Giamatti. A building manager rescues an enigmatic young woman and learns that she is a "narf," a character from a bedtime story, who is trying to return to her world. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 5:30 A.M. (CC)
• Lady in White '88. Lukas Haas. A widower's young son sees the ghosts of children molested and murdered in the 1960s and tries to identify their killer. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 2:45 P.M.
• The Land Before Time XII: The Great Day of the Flyers '06. Voices of Nick Price. Animated. Littlefoot and friends meet a mysterious creature, while other dinosaurs get ready for a flying exhibition. (G) (2:00) TOON: Tue. 10 A.M.
• Land of the Blind '06. Ralph Fiennes. A charismatic terrorist convinces a guard to release him from prison and help him overthrow a despot. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 6:15 P.M.
• Larger Than Life '96. Bill Murray. A motivational speaker inherits an elephant and takes it cross-country to buyers in San Diego. (PG) (2:00) WGN: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
• Last Action Hero '93. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A golden ticket handed down from Houdini puts a boy in the middle of a Hollywood superstar's world. (PG-13) (2:15) ENC: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 6:15 A.M. (CC)
• The Last Boy Scout '91. Bruce Willis. An ex-Secret Service agent plays private eye with an ex-quarterback on a case of sports gambling and murder. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)
• The Last Days of Frankie the Fly '97. Dennis Hopper. A crimelord's flunky crosses him in order to help a drug-addicted porn star go straight. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 12:05 A.M. (CC)
• Last Holiday '06. Queen Latifah. Upon learning of a terminal illness, a shy woman decides to sell off all her possessions and live it up at a posh European hotel. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 8 P.M.
• Last Holiday '06. Queen Latifah. Upon learning of a terminal illness, a shy woman decides to sell off all her possessions and live it up at a posh European hotel. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)
• The Last Samurai '03. Tom Cruise. In the 1870s a Westerner is caught in the middle of a battle between Japan's emperor and the samurai. (R) (3:30) AMC: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)
• The Late George Apley '47. Ronald Colman. Delightful interplay of staid Boston families and a nouveau riche manufacturer's daughter. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 6 P.M.
• Legally Blonde '01. Reese Witherspoon. A sorority queen enrolls in Harvard to prove to her former boyfriend that she has more than good looks. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
• The Legend of Bagger Vance '00. Will Smith. A golf caddy shows a disillusioned young war veteran how to master challenges and find meaning in life. (PG-13) (2:10) MAX: Mon. 5:50 P.M. (CC)
• The Legend of Hell House '73. Pamela Franklin. A millionaire hires a team of paranormal investigators to determine whether his newly acquired mansion is haunted. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 2 A.M.
• Lethal Weapon 4 '98. Mel Gibson. Los Angeles police partners take on members of a Chinese triad who are smuggling families from the mainland. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 10:15 P.M. (CC)
• Little Children '06. Kate Winslet. A dissatisfied housewife and the husband of a documentary filmmaker have secret trysts while their spouses are at work. (R) (2:15) MAX: Fri. 5:05 A.M. (CC)
• Live and Let Die '73. Roger Moore. Agent 007 charms a tarot reader in Jamaica on the voodoo/heroin trail of a Mr. Big. (PG) (2:10) ENC: Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Live Nude Girls '95. Dana Delany. Petty rivalries and sexual fantasies abound when friends gather for one's bachelorette party. (R) (1:40) HBO: Mon. 4:20 A.M. (CC)
• Loaded '08. Jesse Metcalfe. A successful man befriends a cocaine dealer who leads him down a dangerous path. (R) (1:50) TMC: Thu. 4:10 A.M. (CC)
• Locked in Silence '99. Bonnie Bedelia. A psychologist tries to help a 9-year-old who stops speaking in reaction to family crises. (1:35) TMC: Mon. 8:35 A.M., 4:45 A.M.
• The Lodger '44. Sir Cedric Hardwicke. A singer suspects her parents' newest tenant is Jack the Ripper, the scalpel-wielding maniac of Victorian-era London. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 7:30 A.M.
• The Lonely Guy '84. Steve Martin. A lonely New York bachelor learns that he, his buddy and others like them are a distinct social type. (R) (1:35) ENC: Thu. 4:45 P.M. (CC)
• The Long Kiss Goodnight '96. Geena Davis. Former cohorts come after a small-town New England mom who gradually remembers her past as a government assassin. (R) (2:30) TBS: Fri. 3:40 A.M. (CC)
• The Long Ships '64. Richard Widmark. A Viking adventurer battles it out with a rival Moorish chieftain during their search for a legendary artifact. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 1:15 P.M. (CC)
• The Longest Yard '74. Burt Reynolds. A warden forces an ex-football star to lead fellow inmates in a game against the guards. (R) (2:05) MAX: Wed. 4 P.M. (CC)
• Longford '06. Jim Broadbent. A British earl, Frank Pakenham, advocates the rehabilitation of imprisoned child murderer Myra Hindley. (1:35) HBO: Tue. 4:35 A.M. (CC)
• Looney Tunes: Back in Action '03. Brendan Fraser. Live action/animated. Bugs Bunny tries to find Daffy Duck after the latter loses his job and travels to Las Vegas with a man. (PG) (1:40) HBO: Thu. 6:35 A.M. (CC)
• The Lost City '05. Andy Garcia. Castro's Communist Revolution sweeps through Cuba, catching an apolitical Havana club owner in the middle and dividing his family. (R) (2:25) TMC: Sun. 12:20 P.M.
• Love and Other Disasters '06. Brittany Murphy. The romantic escapades of a fashion guru, her gay roommate and an assistant to a photographer. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 4:45 P.M., Wed. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
• Love Is a Many Splendored Thing '55. Jennifer Jones. A Eurasian doctor falls in love with a married U.S. war correspondent in Hong Kong. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 6 P.M.
• Love Stinks '99. French Stewart. A sitcom writer falls for a woman at a friend's wedding, but when he wants to break it off, she becomes obsessed with him. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
• Loveless in Los Angeles '07. Dash Mihok. The producer of a reality TV show reconnects with a former classmate who appears on his program. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Tue. 4 P.M., Wed. 8 A.M. (CC)
• Lover Come Back '61. Rock Hudson. An adman and an adwoman fight over a dummy account and wind up in bed together. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 7:15 A.M. (CC)
• The Luck of the Irish '01. Ryan Merriman. A teenager must battle for a gold charm to keep his family from being controlled by an evil leprechaun. (1:40) DIS: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. noon (CC)
• Lucky Numbers '00. John Travolta. A TV-weatherman in financial trouble teams with his girlfriend to rig the state lottery. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Lucky You '07. Eric Bana. A poker player tries balancing a love affair with his aim for a slot in the world championship game. (PG-13) (2:05) MAX: Thu. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
• Luna: Spirit of the Whale '07. Adam Beach. Aborigines try to prevent a government official from transporting a stray killer whale. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
• MacArthur '77. Gregory Peck. Gen. Douglas MacArthur returns to the Philippines, manages postwar Japan and defies President Truman. (PG) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)
• Made of Honor '08. Patrick Dempsey. A commitment-shy guy realizes he is in love with his best friend and accepts a spot in her bridal party in the hope of stopping her wedding. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 8 A.M., 5:45 P.M., Tue. 12:15 P.M., Wed. 9:45 A.M., Fri. 8:15 P.M., Sat. 6:50 A.M., 2:40 P.M. (CC)
• Made of Honor '08. Patrick Dempsey. A commitment-shy guy realizes he is in love with his best friend and accepts a spot in her bridal party in the hope of stopping her wedding. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Tue. 9 P.M. (CC)
• Madeleine '50. Ann Todd. Upper-class Madeleine Smith stands trial for killing her French lover in Victorian Scotland. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 4 P.M.
• The Magnificent Seven '60. Yul Brynner. A man in black recruits six hired guns to lead Mexican villagers against the gang of an outlaw. (NR) (3:00) AMC: Sat. 7:15 A.M. (CC)
• Maid in Manhattan '02. Jennifer Lopez. A senatorial candidate falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a guest at the hotel. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 9 A.M.
• Major League '89. Tom Berenger. Lackluster baseball players hear their Cleveland team's new owner is counting on them to lose. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Mamma Roma '66. Anna Magnani. A prostitute tries to go straight and help her son, but the past and corruption catch up with them. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 2 A.M.
• The Man '05. Samuel L. Jackson. A case of mistaken identity leaves an ATF agent squabbling with a talkative salesman in his custody. (PG-13) (1:30) TBS: Fri. 2:10 A.M. (CC)
• Man in the Attic '53. Jack Palance. A new tenant's unusual habits make him a suspect in the Jack the Ripper slaughters. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 6 A.M.
• The Man in the Moon '91. Sam Waterston. A couple's two daughters catch the eye of their new teenage neighbor in 1957 Louisiana. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Thu. 11 P.M.
• The Man Who Fell to Earth '76. David Bowie. A visitor from an arid planet creates a global corporation to make billions to get water to his people. (R) (2:20) TMC: Sun. 1:40 A.M. (CC)
• The Man Who Knew Too Much '34. Leslie Banks. Anarchists kidnap a couple's daughter to hide a plot to kill a diplomat in London. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Man With Two Brains '83. Steve Martin. A brain surgeon finds true love with a mass of cranial nerve tissue he wishes were his wife's. (R) (1:35) ENC: Thu. 3:10 P.M. (CC)
• The Manchurian Candidate '62. Frank Sinatra. A Korean War hero's commanding officer discovers he and his platoon were brainwashed. (PG-13) (2:15) TCM: Sat. 2 P.M.
• Manhunter '86. William L. Petersen. An ex-FBI sleuth returns to psych out a full-moon ritual killer as only he can. (R) (2:05) SHO: Sun. 5:55 P.M., Wed. 4:10 P.M.
• Maniac Cop 2 '91. Robert Davi. A New York detective hunts the unreal title character, now teamed up with a killer of strippers. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sat. 9 P.M., midnight.
• The Marine '06. John Cena. A discharged soldier returns home from Iraq and finds that his wife has been kidnapped by the gang of a murderous thug. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 5:30 P.M., Sat. 8 P.M.
• Mario's Story '06. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 8 A.M., 4:30 P.M., 5:20 A.M. (CC)
• Maximum Velocity '03. Dale Midkiff. A meteorologist and a pilot must use an experimental device to defuse a catastrophic storm threatening the planet. (PG-13) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 3 A.M.
• Meet the Robinsons '07. Voices of Angela Bassett. Animated. A mysterious time-traveler named Wilbur Robinson takes a boy genius on a trip to the future to spend a day with Wilbur's eccentric family. (G) (1:40) STZ: Thu. 8 A.M., 6:05 P.M., Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)
• Meltdown: Days of Destruction '06. Casper Van Dien. A policeman tries to save his loved ones from a heat wave as the Earth hurtles toward the sun. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 3 P.M.
• Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh '08. Drake Bell. To avoid trouble with the law, two brothers promise to provide the best Christmas possible for a girl and her family. (2:00) NICK: Thu. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Mickey Blue Eyes '99. Hugh Grant. After his girlfriend accidentally kills a mafioso's son, a man helps her mobster father try to pin the blame on a rival crime family. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN: Sun. 1 P.M., Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Mickey's Great Clubhouse Hunt '07. Voices of Wayne Allwine. Animated. Mickey Mouse must save his friends after his clubhouse mysteriously disappears. (NR) (:55) DIS: Mon. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
• Midnight Mary '33. Loretta Young. A woman on trial for murder recalls the men in her life responsible for her present state of affairs. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 3:15 A.M.
• Mighty Aphrodite '95. Woody Allen. His adopted son's apparent genius sends a married, middle-aged sportswriter after the birth mother, a prostitute. (R) (1:40) SHO: Wed. 12:50 P.M.
• A Mighty Heart '07. Angelina Jolie. Mariane Pearl begins a terrifying search for her husband, journalist Daniel Pearl, after he is kidnapped by terrorists in 2002 Pakistan. (R) (1:50) SHO: Tue. 11:25 A.M., 7 P.M., Sat. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
• Mimic 2 '01. Alix Koromzay. Giant mutant cockroaches return to New York to wreak havoc and munch on human flesh. (R) (1:25) SHO: Sun. 3:10 A.M., Thu. 5 P.M.
• The Minus Man '99. Owen Wilson. An unhappily wed couple unwittingly take in a man who may be a serial killer, a drifter with a winning smile. (R) (1:55) TMC: Mon. 11:35 A.M.
• Minutemen '08. Jason Dolley. Three high-school outcasts face unexpected problems when they use a time machine to change the past. (NR) (1:40) DIS: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. noon (CC)
• Miss Congeniality '00. Sandra Bullock. An image consultant transforms a tomboyish FBI agent into a beauty queen so she can work under cover. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 12:30 P.M., Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day '08. Frances McDormand. A middle-aged British governess gets a taste of the glamorous life when she takes a job as the caretaker of an American celebrity. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 7:20 A.M. (CC)
• Miss Potter '06. Ren??e Zellweger. Beatrix Potter overcomes many obstacles in her quest to become a writer, including a domineering mother and the chauvinism prevalent in Victorian England. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 11:45 A.M., 4:30 A.M. (CC)
• Modigliani '04. Andy Garcia. Penniless artist Amedeo Modigliani maintains a bitter rivalry with Pablo Picasso and captures the heart of a higher-born Catholic woman. (R) (2:15) SHO: Tue. 1:15 P.M.
• Monkeybone '01. Brendan Fraser. Live action/animated. A comatose cartoonist lands in limbo while his simian alter ego takes over his body and escapes to the real world. (PG-13) (1:40) HBO: Sat. 6:20 A.M. (CC)
• Monster '03. Charlize Theron. Working as a prostitute in Florida, Aileen Wuornos kills seven men and lands on death row. (R) (2:30) WE: Fri. 2:30 P.M.
• Monster-in-Law '05. Jennifer Lopez. A woman fights back when her fiance's shrewish mother tries to destroy their relationship. (PG-13) (1:55) TBS: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
• Mortuary '05. Dan Byrd. A family moves to a rural town and takes over an abandoned funeral home rumored to be haunted. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 4:45 A.M. (CC)
• Mr. Bean's Holiday '07. Rowan Atkinson. Bumbling Bean takes a holiday on the French Riviera and is mistaken for a kidnapper and an avante-garde filmmaker. (G) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
• Mr. Brooks '07. Kevin Costner. A detective dogs a serial killer's trail, while the killer's voyeuristic neighbor blackmails him into continuing his deadly hobby. (R) (2:00) SHO: Fri. 9:30 P.M. (CC)
• Mr. Woodcock '07. Billy Bob Thornton. A young author learns that his mother is marrying his former gym teacher, a man who made his life hell during high school. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 2:45 P.M., Sat. 8:30 P.M. (CC)
• Murder at 1600 '97. Wesley Snipes. A homicide detective and a Secret Service agent investigate a secretary's murder in the White House. (R) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 10:15 P.M., Sat. 4:10 P.M. (CC)
• A Murder of Crows '98. Tom Berenger. A lawyer must prove he is innocent of murder after passing a dead man's tale of intrigue off as his own. (R) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 3:20 A.M. (CC)
• Music From Another Room '98. Jude Law. A young man feels fated to marry a woman who is indifferent to him and betrothed to another. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 6 A.M.
• Must Love Dogs '05. Diane Lane. A divorced teacher meets a hopeless romantic after her sister thrusts her into the world of Internet dating. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 3:30 P.M., midnight (CC)
• My Best Friend's Wedding '97. Julia Roberts. A writer tries to stop her former lover from marrying another woman, a guileless heiress. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
• My Big Fat Greek Wedding '02. Nia Vardalos. Family tensions arise after a woman falls in love with a man who is not Greek. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 8:55 P.M. (CC)
• My Faraway Bride '06. Kashmera Shah. An American writer falls in love with an East Indian actress who must marry a movie producer in an arranged marriage. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 11:15 A.M., 4:35 A.M., Fri. 6:15 A.M., 2:45 P.M. (CC)
• My Stepmother Is an Alien '88. Dan Aykroyd. An innocent beauty from another planet becomes the wife of a scientist who has a teenage daughter. (PG-13) (2:30) COMEDY: Fri. 4 P.M., Sat. 7 A.M. (CC)
• Mystery, Alaska '99. Russell Crowe. The National Hockey League sends the New York Rangers to play a legendary local team in an isolated Alaskan town. (R) (2:00) ENC: Thu. 1:10 P.M. (CC)
• Mystic River '03. Sean Penn. A detective investigates the brutal beating and murder of the daughter of a childhood friend, then questions a second friend. (R) (3:00) AMC: Mon. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Namesake '06. Kal Penn. The son of East Indian immigrants feels caught between American culture and his family's traditions. (PG-13) (2:05) MAX: Mon. 6:55 A.M. (CC)
• National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation '89. Chevy Chase. The Griswolds spend the holiday in a garish way, especially when a country cousin pulls up in an RV. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Sat. 7:20 A.M. (CC)
• National Lampoon's Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj '06. Kal Penn. College student Taj heads to a British university to further his studies and shows his straight-laced classmates how to party. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 9:30 P.M. (CC)
• National Treasure: Book of Secrets '07. Nicolas Cage. A page from the diary of John Wilkes Booth implicates Ben Gates' great-great grandfather as a major conspirator in the assassination of President Lincoln. (PG) (2:10) STZ: Sun. 11:50 A.M., 9 P.M., Mon. 7:15 A.M. (CC)
• Nevada Smith '66. Steve McQueen. The part-Indian character from Harold Robbins' "The Carpetbaggers" hunts down his parents' killers. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Tue. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
• The New Guy '02. D. J. Qualls. A prison inmate gives a teenage nerd advice on how to become the coolest guy at his new school. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Sun. 2:35 A.M. (CC)
• New York Cop '95. T??ru Nakamura. A policeman's assignment to infiltrate a gunrunning operation leads to an unlikely friendship with the gang's leader. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 10:50 A.M. (CC)
• Niagara '53. Marilyn Monroe. A blonde and her lover plot to kill her edgy husband at Niagara Falls. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 4:15 P.M.
• Nicholas Nickleby '47. Derek Bond. Based on the classic by Charles Dickens. A young man attempts to protect his family from a wicked uncle's influence. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 10 A.M.
• Night of Terror '06. Mitzi Kapture. A crazed killer tracks a troubled family during a relentless storm. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Nim's Island '08. Abigail Breslin. A fainthearted adventure writer joins forces with a courageous youngster to save the girl's island home and find her missing father. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 10:30 A.M., Wed. 7:15 A.M., 4:45 P.M., Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Nine Months '95. Hugh Grant. His girlfriend's pregnancy sends a San Francisco child psychologist into panic. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Wed. 6:10 A.M. (CC)
• No Country for Old Men '07. Tommy Lee Jones. An aging lawman reflects on his past and laments a changing world while trying to find and protect a hunter who took the cash from a drug deal gone bad. (R) (2:10) STZ: Sat. 12:30 P.M., 11 P.M., 5:05 A.M. (CC)
• No Greater Glory '34. George Breakston. A sickly boy who idolizes a tough lad risks his life to retrieve a flag stolen by a rival gang. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 10 A.M.
• No Reservations '07. Catherine Zeta-Jones. A career-centered chef faces important changes in her life when she becomes her young niece's guardian and crosses forks with a brash employee in her kitchen. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 6:15 P.M. (CC)
• Nora Roberts' Midnight Bayou '09. Jerry O'Connell. Mysterious events plague a man after he moves into a new house that ??? supposedly ??? is haunted. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 9 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)
• Nora Roberts' Northern Lights '09. LeAnn Rimes. The new police chief of an Alaskan town investigates the murder of a man whose daughter is his love interest. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 8 P.M., Tue. 9 P.M. (CC)
• Norbit '07. Eddie Murphy. Though married to a terrible shrew, a man tries to figure out a way to be with his childhood sweetheart, who has just moved back into town. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
• Novocaine '01. Steve Martin. An upscale dentist becomes a murder suspect after an attractive patient seduces him into prescribing drugs for her. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 9:15 A.M., 5:20 A.M.
• Nutty Professor II: The Klumps '00. Eddie Murphy. In an attempt to remove Buddy Love from his subconscious, professor Klump accidentally creates him as a separate person. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Mon. 12:45 A.M., Tue. 10:25 A.M., 5:30 P.M., Fri. 10:35 A.M., 6:20 P.M., Sat. 8:40 A.M. (CC)
• O Brother, Where Art Thou? '00. George Clooney. A mysterious lawman tracks three escaped convicts searching for buried treasure in 1930s Mississippi. (PG-13) (2:30) CMT: Sun. 2 P.M., 8 P.M.
• Ocean's Thirteen '07. George Clooney. Danny Ocean and his gang plot revenge against a casino owner who wronged one of their own. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sat. noon, 10:30 P.M. (CC)
• On a Clear Day '05. Peter Mullan. After losing his job at a Glasgow shipyard, a 50-year-old man decides to begin a training regimen that will allow him to swim the English Channel. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 4:15 A.M. (CC)
• On Her Majesty's Secret Service '69. George Lazenby. Agent 007 proposes to a contessa and foils SPECTRE chief Blofeld's agricultural plot. (PG) (2:30) ENC: Mon. 5:45 A.M. (CC)
• The One '01. Jet Li. A team of agents hunts a renegade who leaps through dimensions in order to gain enormous power. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Fri. 7:35 A.M. (CC)
• One Fine Day '96. Michelle Pfeiffer. On a hectic day, architect Melanie, single mom of a small boy, meets news columnist Jack, divorced dad of a little girl. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Wed. 10:10 A.M. (CC)
• 101 Dalmatians '96. Glenn Close. London fashion maven Cruella DeVil steals pups for her newest creation, a Dalmatian coat. (G) (2:15) TBS: Sat. 10:40 A.M. (CC)
• 1001 Arabian Nights '59. Voices of Jim Backus. Animated. Mr. Magoo plays matchmaker between his nephew Aladdin and a princess in this adaptation of the classic tales. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 4:30 A.M.
• Only the Strong '93. Mark Dacascos. A Brazilian form of kung fu set to music is one man's tool to clean up his hometown and help troubled teens. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 2:45 P.M. (CC)
• The Other Boleyn Girl '08. Natalie Portman. Family ambition pits British sisters Anne and Mary Boleyn against each other for the affections of King Henry VIII. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Tue. 12:30 A.M., Wed. 4 P.M. (CC)
• Other Men's Women '31. Grant Withers. A romantic triangle develops among a train engineer, his wife and a friend who recently moved in with the couple. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 9:15 P.M.
• Out of Reach '04. Steven Seagal. A former government agent heads to Europe to save his orphaned pen pal from white slavers. (R) (2:00) USA: Sun. midnight, Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)
• Out of Season '04. Dennis Hopper. A drifter gets mixed up with shady characters embroiled in devious plots in a seaside town. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 1 A.M.
• The Out-of-Towners '99. Steve Martin. An Ohio couple reinvigorate their passionless marriage during a bizarre 24 hours in New York City. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 6:50 A.M. (CC)
• Over Her Dead Body '08. Eva Longoria Parker. A jealous ghost, who died on her wedding day, tries to sabotage her groom's new romance with a psychic. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
• P2 '07. Wes Bentley. On Christmas Eve a lone woman desperately tries to evade a sinister security guard as he chases her through an empty parking garage. (R) (1:40) STZ: Mon. 11:30 A.M., 11 P.M. (CC)
• The Pacifier '05. Vin Diesel. A Navy SEAL faces the ultimate test when he must care for five children and protect them from their father's enemies. (PG) (2:00) USA: Wed. 11 P.M. (CC)
• The Painted Veil '06. Naomi Watts. Caught in an affair with another man, a scientist's callow wife accompanies her husband to mainland China to fight a cholera epidemic. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Mon. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
• Pale Rider '85. Clint Eastwood. Gold miners are saved from corporate villains by the miracle of a mysterious preacher on a pale horse. (R) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 2:30 P.M.
• Panic Button '07. Patrick Muldoon. A woman and her husband move to a new community, where her next-door neighbor becomes obsessed with her. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)
• Pathfinder '07. Karl Urban. American Indians adopt and raise as their own a Viking boy who was left behind by his own people during a raid. (R) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
• Patton '70. George C. Scott. Flamboyant Gen. George S. Patton receives accolades and censure as he fights World War II. (PG) (4:00) AMC: Mon. noon (CC)
• Peaceful Warrior '06. Nick Nolte. A mysterious stranger opens a gifted young athlete's eyes to a new vision as he prepares for a shot at Olympic gold. (PG-13) (2:05) TMC: Wed. 8:40 A.M., Sat. 11:30 A.M.
• Pearl Harbor '01. Ben Affleck. Best friends join the war effort after the Japanese attack U.S. troops stationed on the Hawaiian island of Oahu. (PG-13) (3:00) A&E: Sat. 8 P.M., midnight (CC)
• The Perfect Holiday '07. Gabrielle Union. Romance blooms when a little girl asks a department-store Santa to fulfill her divorced mother's fondest wish for Christmas. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Tue. 8:45 A.M., 7:20 P.M., 2:35 A.M. (CC)
• A Perfect Murder '98. Michael Douglas. A commodities broker persuades his wife's lover to kill her in order to inherit her trust fund. (R) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
• Perfect Opposites '04. Martin Henderson. The move to Los Angeles places an unexpected strain on the romance between two recent college graduates from the Midwest. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 8:30 A.M., 3:30 P.M.
• Perfect Stranger '07. Halle Berry. A reporter crosses paths with a powerful executive when she goes under cover in cyberspace and the workplace to investigate a friend's unsolved murder. (R) (1:55) STZ: Thu. 4:05 A.M., Fri. 2:10 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)
• The Phantom Tollbooth '69. Voices of Butch Patrick. Animated. A bored schoolboy drives a toy car into a cartoon land, the Kingdom of Wisdom. Animated/live action. (G) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 11 P.M., 3 A.M.
• Phone Booth '02. Colin Farrell. A sniper traps a New York publicist in a phone booth and threatens to kill him if he hangs up. (R) (2:00) FX: Tue. 6 P.M., Wed. 8 A.M.
• A Place in the Sun '51. Montgomery Clift. A social climber in love with a wealthy beauty figures out how to get rid of his poor, pregnant girlfriend. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)
• The Planet of Junior Brown '97. Martin Villafana. A schoolmate and an odd janitor help an overweight piano prodigy keep a tenuous grasp on sanity. (R) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
• Point Break '91. Patrick Swayze. An FBI agent turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents. (R) (2:05) ENC: Sun. 9:30 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
• Polar Storm '09. Jack Coleman. A scientist must save the day when violent storms threaten Earth's magnetic poles. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 9 P.M., 1 A.M.
• Poltergeist '82. Craig T. Nelson. A suburban couple's little girl is drawn from her bedroom into a nightmarish other dimension. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
• Poor Boy's Game '07. Rossif Sutherland. While preparing for a boxing match, an ex-convict receives support from the man whose son he beat up. (R) (1:55) STZ: Wed. 3:40 A.M. (CC)
• Possessed '47. Joan Crawford. An oilman's bride sees her ex-boyfriend romance her stepdaughter, and it drives her mad. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
• A Prairie Home Companion '06. Meryl Streep. The creator of a long-running radio show conducts business as usual while his guests, cast and crew prepare for the final broadcast. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
• Premonition '07. Sandra Bullock. A woman battles time and destiny to save her family after experiencing a precognitive vision of her husband's death. (PG-13) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 7 A.M. (CC)
• The Prince & Me '04. Julia Stiles. A premedical student falls in love with a Danish prince who keeps his identity a secret. (PG) (2:15) TBS: Sat. 5:30 A.M. (CC)
• Prisoner of War '54. Ronald Reagan. A GI parachutes into North Korea and joins POWs to check reports of prison-camp atrocities. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 2:45 A.M.
• Problem Child '90. John Ritter. An eager yuppie and his wife adopt a little boy, Junior, who's totally out of control. (PG) (1:30) ENC: Fri. 2:50 P.M. (CC)
• Prom Night '08. Brittany Snow. A deadly madman terrorizes a teen and her friends at their senior prom. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Sun. 12:45 A.M., Mon. 1:30 P.M., 8:25 P.M. (CC)
• The Promotion '08. Seann William Scott. Personality quirks and inadequacies come to the surface when two men vie for the top job in a grocery chain's new store. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 3:45 A.M. (CC)
• Proof of Life '00. Meg Ryan. A woman enlists a hostage negotiator to lead mercenaries to rescue her kidnapped husband from South American guerrillas. (R) (2:15) MAX: Sat. 4:45 P.M. (CC)
• Proximity '00. James Coburn. An inmate becomes a target when he overhears prison guards discussing plans for a murder. (R) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)
• P.S. I Love You '07. Hilary Swank. A grieving widow receives a series of messages that her husband left to encourage her to establish a new life and ease the loss. (PG-13) (2:10) MAX: Thu. 2:20 P.M. (CC)
• Psycho '98. Vince Vaughn. A woman steals cash at work, hits the road and stays at a desolate motel run by mad, mother-fixated Norman Bates. (R) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
• Psycho II '83. Anthony Perkins. Out of the asylum after 22 years, murderer Norman Bates comes home and again hears Mother. (R) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 4:10 A.M. (CC)
• The Pumpkin Karver '06. Amy Weber. A killer terrorizes partygoers celebrating Halloween on a deserted farm. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 11:35 P.M.
• The Purchase Price '32. Barbara Stanwyck. Tiring of the city life, a beautiful singer allows herself to become a North Dakota farmer's mail-order bride. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 11:30 P.M.
• The Pursuit of Happyness '06. Will Smith. A single father and his young son endure many hardships as the father struggles to provide a better future for both of them. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Sun. 7:30 A.M., 4:10 A.M. (CC)
• Pygmalion '38. Leslie Howard. Professor Henry Higgins bets he can teach a cockney flower girl how to speak and act like a duchess. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 6 A.M.
• Raging Sharks '05. Corin Nemec. White sharks terrorize underwater researchers and a group of divers in the Pacific Ocean. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 3 P.M.
• Rambo: First Blood Part II '85. Sylvester Stallone. A former Green Beret goes on a reconnaissance mission to spring MIAs from a Viet Cong prison. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 8 P.M., 2 A.M., Wed. 10 P.M., Thu. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Ransom '96. Mel Gibson. A self-made millionaire stuns his wife and the FBI with a televised threat to his son's kidnappers. (R) (2:05) ENC: Mon. 12:30 P.M., 8 P.M., Fri. 12:05 A.M. (CC)
• Rapid Fire '92. Brandon Lee. A pacifist who witnessed a gangland murder is forced to put his martial-arts training to use. (R) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 11:45 P.M. (CC)
• Ratatouille '07. Voices of Patton Oswalt. Animated. A Parisian rat who enjoys fine food lives beneath a famous restaurant and longs to be a great chef. (G) (2:00) ENC: Fri. 4:20 P.M., 4:15 A.M., Sat. 12:10 P.M. (CC)
• Raven '96. Burt Reynolds. An evil government mercenary coerces an ex-agent into helping his team find a valuable top-secret decoder. (R) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Reality Bites '94. Winona Ryder. An aspiring filmmaker follows the paths of her friends after they graduate from college in Texas. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 9:50 A.M. (CC)
• Red Dragon '02. Anthony Hopkins. A former FBI agent asks Dr. Hannibal Lecter for help in stopping a serial killer who slaughters families. (R) (2:30) FX: Fri. 8:30 P.M., midnight.
• Red Mercury '05. David Bradley. Armed with a bomb, three fundamental extremists hold hostages in a London restaurant. (R) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 2:40 P.M. (CC)
• Redbelt '08. Chiwetel Ejiofor. A martial artist finds his integrity on the line after he saves an action star from attack and takes a job in the film industry. (R) (1:45) STZ: Mon. 4:35 P.M., Fri. 12:25 P.M., 3:20 A.M. (CC)
• Remember the Titans '00. Denzel Washington. A Virginia high school hires a black football coach after undergoing integration in 1971. (PG) (2:00) STZ: Sun. 9:50 A.M., 3:40 A.M. (CC)
• The Replacements '00. Keanu Reeves. A football coach and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
• Resident Evil: Extinction '07. Milla Jovovich. Genetically altered by Umbrella Corp., Alice and her cohorts try to eradicate an undead virus before it infects everyone on Earth. (R) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 10:05 P.M., 3:05 A.M., Sat. 11:10 P.M. (CC)
• Resurrection '80. Ellen Burstyn. After a bad car accident, a woman awakes from the edge of death with amazing powers to heal. (PG) (1:50) MAX: Tue. 5:40 A.M. (CC)
• The Return of a Man Called Horse '76. Richard Harris. An English lord returns to America and finds his Dakota brothers enslaved by a trapper. (PG) (2:10) ENC: Mon. 10:20 A.M. (CC)
• Ricochet '91. Denzel Washington. An escaped hit man seeks revenge on the policeman turned district attorney who sent him to prison. (R) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 1:45 P.M. (CC)
• The Road Warrior '81. Mel Gibson. Loner lawman Mad Max fights barbarian bikers for gasoline in the wasteland of the future. (R) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 1:10 A.M. (CC)
• The Roaring Twenties '39. James Cagney. Three World War I buddies return to New York, where two become bootleggers. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)
• The Rock '96. Sean Connery. A one-time escaped convict leads Navy SEALs onto Alcatraz to thwart a renegade colonel's rebels who threaten the area with warheads. (R) (2:15) TNT: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Rock Star '01. Mark Wahlberg. A heavy-metal group hires a singer from a tribute band after their frontman quits. (R) (2:00) E!: Wed. 9 P.M., Thu. 1 P.M.
• Rocky Balboa '06. Sylvester Stallone. Retired Rocky's plan to re-enter the ring for a few small matches escalates into a full-fledged bout with the world's reigning heavyweight. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 9:35 A.M., 5:15 A.M.
• Roll Bounce '05. Bow Wow. The closure of their favorite rink forces a roller-skater and his friends to gather at an uptown establishment. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Tue. 7:30 P.M., midnight (CC)
• Roman Holiday '53. Gregory Peck. A young princess, tired of her constraints, runs off with a U.S. newsman in Rome. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Room at the Top '59. Laurence Harvey. A British civil servant marries a rich man's daughter instead of his lover. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. noon.
• Rudyard Kipling's The Jungle Book '94. Jason Scott Lee. A young man and the wild animals who raised him are endangered when modern civilization invades their jungle homeland. (PG) (2:00) WGN: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)
• The Ruins '08. Jonathan Tucker. Tourists fall prey to carnivorous vines ensnaring the ruins of an ancient Mayan temple. (R) (1:35) HBO: Mon. 12:45 A.M. (CC)
• Rush Hour 3 '07. Jackie Chan. The assassination of a Chinese ambassador reunites Lee and Carter, who tangle with Triad gangsters in France. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)
• The Salon '05. Vivica A. Fox. The owner of a beauty salon deals with squabbling employees while worrying about losing her business to development. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)
• San Antonio '45. Errol Flynn. A Texas cattleman flirts with a saloon singer and shoots it out with rustlers at the Alamo. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. noon.
• The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause '06. Tim Allen. Scott Calvin, aka Santa, contends with visiting in-laws and a scheme by mischievous Jack Frost to freeze him out of Christmas. (G) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 8:15 A.M., 4:50 P.M. (CC)
• Santa Fe Trail '40. Errol Flynn. Dashing Jeb Stuart and his West Point classmates go to Kansas to stop abolitionist John Brown. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic '05. Sarah Silverman. The comic, writer and actress applies her controversial brand of humor to race, sex and more in her stage show. (NR) (1:10) TMC: Fri. 1:20 A.M.
• Save the Last Dance '01. Julia Stiles. A white teenager moves to Chicago after her mother's death and falls for a black student who shares her love of dance. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 8 A.M. (CC)
• Saving Shiloh '06. Jason Dolley. A youth fears he may have placed himself and his beloved dog in danger when he tries to help a wicked man redeem himself. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Sun. 5:40 A.M. (CC)
• Saw IV '07. Tobin Bell. An officer has only 90 minutes to save his friend, a SWAT commander, from a series of demented traps. (R) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 10 P.M.
• The Scarlet Pimpernel '35. Leslie Howard. A British nobleman turns swashbuckler to save aristocrats from the guillotine during the French Revolution. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)
• School for Seduction '04. Kelly Brook. An Italian beauty spices up the sex lives of a hotel manager, two sisters, a business owner, and a drag artist. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 1 P.M., Wed. 2:15 A.M.
• Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School '88. Voices of Hamilton Camp. Animated. Scrappy, Shaggy and Scooby arrive at Miss Grimwood's Finishing School, where a witch plans to put female ghouls under her spell. (2:00) TOON: Wed. 10 A.M.
• Scorched '02. Alicia Silverstone. Three downtrodden employees plan separate heists after each decides to rob the bank in which they all work. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
• Screwed '00. Norm Macdonald. An overworked, underpaid chauffeur kidnaps his boss's dog and holds it for a $5,000,000 ransom. (PG-13) (1:25) ENC: Wed. 2:50 A.M. (CC)
• The Secret '07. David Duchovny. Killed in a tragic accident, a woman's spirit returns to possess her 16-year-old daughter. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
• The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising '07. Ian McShane. A boy learns he is the last of a group of immortal warriors who have defended the Earth from evil forces throughout history. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
• Send Me No Flowers '64. Rock Hudson. A hypochondriac who wrongly believes he's dying vows to find a new husband for his unsuspecting wife. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Thu. 9:45 A.M. (CC)
• Sgt. Bilko '96. Steve Martin. A major seeks revenge on con artist Master Sgt. Ernest G. Bilko for nearly ruining his career. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 6:20 P.M. (CC)
• Seven Ways From Sundown '60. Audie Murphy. A Texas Ranger faces a crisis of conscience when an outlaw who befriended him murders his partner. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 5:15 A.M. (CC)
• Sex & Lies in Sin City: The Ted Binion Scandal '08. Mena Suvari. Sandy Murphy and Rick Tabish stand trial in the murder of Las Vegas casino mogul Ted Binion. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Sex and the City '08. Sarah Jessica Parker. Carrie Bradshaw and her gal pals find new adventures and surprises while they enjoy companionship, cupcakes and Cosmopolitan in New York. (R) (2:30) HBO: Sat. 8 P.M., 12:35 A.M. (CC)
• Sex Games Cancun '06. A compilation features episodes from the erotic series. (1:25) MAX: Thu. 11:35 P.M. (CC)
• Sex Games Cancun 2 '06. A compilation of episodes from the erotic series. (1:25) MAX: Sat. 12:35 A.M. (CC)
• Shadow of a Doubt '43. Teresa Wright. A girl thinks her visiting uncle is the strangler dubbed the Merry Widow Murderer. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 11 A.M. (CC)
• Shadowboxer '05. Helen Mirren. A professional assassin and her stepson-lover shelter a pregnant woman they were hired to kill. (R) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 2:45 A.M.
• The Shaggy Dog '06. Tim Allen. A workaholic prosecutor becomes infected with an experimental serum that turns him into a canine at unexpected times. (PG) (1:55) DIS: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. noon.
• Shark Attack 3: Megalodon '02. John Barrowman. Sailors go to sea to hunt for a prehistoric shark previously thought to be extinct. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 5 P.M.
• The Shawshank Redemption '94. Tim Robbins. Two life sentences for a 1947 double murder land an innocent man in a corrupt Maine penitentiary. (R) (2:30) STZ: Fri. 12:50 A.M., Sat. 4:25 P.M. (CC)
• Shutter '08. Joshua Jackson. Following a terrible accident in Japan, a newlywed photographer and his wife see ghostly images in the pictures they develop. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 5 P.M., Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
• Sicko '07. Filmmaker Michael Moore diagnoses the malady afflicting America's health-care system and talks about why millions of Americans are still without adequate health coverage and treatment. (PG-13) (2:10) SHO: Wed. 9 A.M., 7:55 P.M., Sat. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
• Signs '02. Mel Gibson. With the help of his brother, a Pennsylvanian investigates the appearance of 500-foot-diameter circles in his crop fields. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 12:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Silence of the Lambs '91. Jodie Foster. An FBI trainee seeks advice from a brilliant, psychopathic prisoner to catch a killer who skins his victims. (R) (2:00) ENC: Fri. 2:15 A.M. (CC)
• Silk '07. Keira Knightley. A European with a beautiful wife meets a beguiling woman while in 19th-century Japan to smuggle out silkworms. (R) (1:50) MAX: Mon. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
• Sink the Bismarck! '60. Kenneth More. A British captain and his Wren aide lead the 1941 pursuit of the sinister German battleship. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Sun. 4 A.M.
• Sister Act '92. Whoopi Goldberg. A Reno lounge singer on the run plays nun and shows a San Francisco convent's chorus how to rock. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)
• 16 Blocks '06. Bruce Willis. A boozy, world-weary NYPD cop must outwit rogue officers planning to kill a witness who is set to testify against them. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Fri. midnight (CC)
• Skinwalkers '07. Jason Behr. As a half-lycanthrope boy approaches his 13th birthday, two factions of werewolves prepare for battle; one group believes the boy will lead the race into the future, but the other wants to kill him. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 9:15 A.M., 5:30 P.M., Thu. 6:25 P.M.
• The Skulls '00. Joshua Jackson. A freshman joins an elite society that will guarantee him success, but he questions his decision when his reporter roommate dies mysteriously. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 3 P.M., Wed. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
• Sky Riders '76. James Coburn. A team of hang gliding experts assaults a mountain fortress to rescue a kidnapped family from terrorists. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)
• Sleeping With the Enemy '91. Julia Roberts. The battered wife of a yuppie neat-freak fakes her death at sea and flees from Cape Cod to Iowa. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 10:30 P.M., Wed. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
• Sliding Doors '98. Gwyneth Paltrow. After a series of misfortunes, a woman with an unfaithful boyfriend experiences an alternate reality. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)
• Sling Blade '96. Billy Bob Thornton. A mentally impaired man with a violent past leaves the institution in which he has lived for many years and befriends a woman with a young son and an abusive boyfriend. (R) (2:15) ENC: Wed. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
• Slingshot '05. David Arquette. A con man becomes angry when his partner falls for a suburban housewife and her young daughter. (R) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 2:20 A.M. (CC)
• Slow Burn '05. Ray Liotta. A district attorney must sort out conflicting stories when his assistant DA and sometime lover claims that the dead man in her bed tried to rape her, but a witness tells a different tale. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 2:45 A.M. (CC)
• Smart House '99. Jessica Steen. A boy tries to stop his father from dating by programming their computerized house to be a surrogate mother. (1:35) DIS: Sun. noon (CC)
• A Smile Like Yours '97. Greg Kinnear. A scheming woman and her husband visit a fertility clinic when her secret attempts to conceive fail. (R) (1:40) HBO: Tue. 2:55 A.M. (CC)
• Smiley Face '07. Anna Faris. A perpetually stoned actress has a series of comic misadventures all over Los Angeles after she eats her roommate's marijuana-laced cupcakes. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
• Smooth Talk '85. Treat Williams. A 15-year-old's sudden discovery of her power over the opposite sex leads her into an emotionally terrifying encounter. (PG-13) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 6:20 A.M., Fri. 9:30 A.M., 5:40 A.M.
• Snow White: A Tale of Terror '97. Sigourney Weaver. An innocent young woman finds refuge from her wicked stepmother with seven forest-dwelling outcasts. (R) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 4:45 P.M.
• Something's Gotta Give '03. Jack Nicholson. A music executive falls for the mother of his young girlfriend after having a heart attack in her home. (PG-13) (2:40) TBS: Sun. 8:50 A.M. (CC)
• Son-in-Law '93. Pauly Shore. A college freshman comes home to her family's South Dakota farm, with her goofy California boyfriend. (PG-13) (2:30) CMT: Sat. 6:30 P.M.
• Space Cowboys '00. Clint Eastwood. Four aging astronauts who never made it into space agree to go up and repair a 1950s satellite. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Mon. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
• Spaceballs '87. Mel Brooks. President Skroob pits evil Dark Helmet against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 6:20 P.M., Tue. 1:40 P.M. (CC)
• Spanglish '04. Adam Sandler. A single mother becomes a housekeeper for a laid-back chef and his neurotic wife. (PG-13) (2:45) TBS: Sat. 12:40 A.M. (CC)
• Spider-Man 3 '07. Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker undergoes an ominous transformation when his Spider-Man suit turns black and brings out the dark, vengeful side of his personality. (PG-13) (2:30) STZ: Wed. 11:35 A.M., 7:40 P.M., 5:35 A.M. (CC)
• The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie '04. Voices of Tom Kenny. Animated. SpongeBob and Patrick head for Shell City to retrieve King Neptune's stolen crown and save the life of Mr. Krabs. (PG) (2:00) NICK: Fri. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Spring Break Shark Attack '05. Shannon Lucio. Sharks terrorize college students on vacation in Florida. (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 9 P.M.
• Star Trek Generations '94. Patrick Stewart. Capt. Kirk and Capt. Picard team up to thwart mad Dr. Soran's quest for the Nexus of joy. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)
• Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi '83. Mark Hamill. Luke Skywalker, now an experienced Jedi knight, tries to discover Darth Vader's identity. (PG) (3:00) SPIKE: Sun. 3 P.M.
• Stargate '94. Kurt Russell. A portal takes an Egyptologist, a colonel and a team of soldiers to another planet with pyramids, slaves and an alien ruler. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Sun. 11:35 A.M., 10:05 P.M. (CC)
• Stargate: The Ark of Truth '08. Ben Browder. An old enemy helps the crew of SG-1 search for an ancient device that can end the war. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Fri. 9 P.M.
• State and Main '00. Alec Baldwin. When a movie crew invades a small Vermont town, its director juggles a predatory actor, a plot flaw and temperament. (R) (1:50) STZ: Fri. 5 A.M. (CC)
• Stateside '04. Rachael Leigh Cook. Shipped off to basic training in lieu of prison, a Marine falls for a schizophrenic starlet. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 6 A.M., 2:30 P.M. (CC)
• Step Up '06. Channing Tatum. A troubled guy but a gifted dancer attracts the attention of a talented ballerina at a Maryland school. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Step Up 2 the Streets '08. Briana Evigan. A street dancer enrolls at Maryland School of the Arts and teams up with a talented classmate to take a team to an underground dance contest. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Sun. 4 P.M., 11:05 P.M., Wed. 8 A.M., 6 P.M., 1:50 A.M. (CC)
• Still of the Night '82. Roy Scheider. A Manhattan psychiatrist probes a patient's murder and falls for the victim's mysterious mistress. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 4:15 P.M. (CC)
• Strait-Jacket '64. Joan Crawford. Robert Bloch scripted this tale of a paroled ax murderer who comes under suspicion during a rash of new killings. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 4:30 P.M.
• Street Kings '08. Keanu Reeves. A policeman navigates an ethically ambiguous path, as he and a homicide detective search for a cop killer. (R) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Sudden Death '95. Jean-Claude Van Damme. A crowded sports arena becomes a war zone when terrorists take the U.S. vice president hostage during a hockey game. (R) (1:55) ENC: Mon. 2:35 P.M. (CC)
• Sunrise '27. George O'Brien. Silent. A woman from the city tempts a farmer to kill his wife. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. midnight.
• Super Troopers '01. Jay Chandrasekhar. Five state troopers try to stop a group of drug dealers in order to save their careers. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 12:30 P.M., 6:30 P.M. (CC)
• Superstar '99. Molly Shannon. An energetic schoolgirl hopes to win a talent contest where a prize as a movie extra might lead to her first kiss. (PG-13) (1:25) TMC: Mon. 10:10 A.M., 8 P.M.
• Surf's Up '07. Voices of Shia LaBeouf. Animated. Followed by a documentary film crew, a teenage penguin heads to Pen Gu Island for his first professional surfing competition. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Wed. 6:10 A.M., 6:30 P.M. (CC)
• S.W.A.T. '03. Samuel L. Jackson. A Los Angeles Special Weapons and Tactics team must protect a criminal after he offers $100 million to his prospective rescuers. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Thu. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.
• Swordfish '01. John Travolta. A spy working for the CIA forces a computer hacker, who was recently released from prison, to help steal unused government funds. (R) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 10 A.M., 12:30 A.M. (CC)
• Sydney White '07. Amanda Bynes. A college freshman joins forces with seven misfits to take over the student government and promote fair treatment for nerd and noted alike. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 3:30 P.M., Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Take '07. Minnie Driver. Several years after their lives met in tragedy, a single mother and a gambling addict must reconcile with the past. (R) (1:40) SHO: Wed. 11:10 A.M., 6:15 P.M., Sat. 4:15 P.M.
• Taxi Driver '76. Robert De Niro. A disturbed New York cabby befriends a teenage hooker and frees her from her pimp. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 11 P.M.
• Teen-age Crime Wave '55. Tommy Cook. A grinning punk shoots a sheriff and takes two reform-school girls on a joyride. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 8:30 A.M.
• 10 Items or Less '06. Morgan Freeman. Researching a role at a grocery store, an actor bonds with a feisty cashier who is preparing to interview for a new job. (NR) (1:20) SHO: Sun. 8:10 A.M., 4:30 P.M., Sat. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
• 10.5: Apocalypse '06. Kim Delaney. The president and a top scientist work together to save North America from potentially devastating earthquakes. (4:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
• 10,000 B.C. '08. Steven Strait. A young mammoth hunter leads a small band of tribesmen on a journey to the ends of the Earth on a mission to save his beloved from her warlord kidnappers. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 6 P.M., Sat. 8 A.M., 4 P.M. (CC)
• Tennis, Anyone ...? '05. Donal Logue. A Hollywood actor and his best friend compete in celebrity tennis tournaments. (NR) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 4 A.M. (CC)
• There Will Be Blood '07. Daniel Day-Lewis. Daniel Plainview becomes a self-made oil tycoon, but he deviates into moral bankruptcy as his material fortune grows. (R) (2:45) SHO: Mon. 7:15 P.M. (CC)
• These Thousand Hills '59. Don Murray. A cowboy tries for easy money with his partner, then tries ranching with a saloon hostess's money. (NR) (1:40) MAX: Tue. 6:20 A.M.
• The Thief of Bagdad '40. Sabu. A boy thief and a genie in a bottle help a blinded prince recover his kingdom from a grand vizier. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Things to Come '36. Raymond Massey. William Cameron Menzies' adaptation of the H.G. Wells novel tells of humankind's efforts to rebuild the war-torn planet. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 10 P.M.
• Things We Lost in the Fire '07. Halle Berry. After her husband dies, a woman invites his drug-addicted friend to live with her and her children. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 8 A.M., Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)
• Thirteen Ghosts '01. Tony Shalhoub. A widower, his daughter, his son and others become trapped in a house with vengeful spirits. (R) (1:35) MAX: Wed. 12:10 A.M. (CC)
• 13 Ghosts '60. Charles Herbert. A couple and their children occupy a house haunted by 12 ghosts who are seeking a 13th. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 3:45 A.M.
• This Happy Breed '44. Robert Newton. An adaptation of Noel Coward's play that traces a number of years in the life of a middle-class London family. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. noon.
• Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines '65. Stuart Whitman. An American vies with an Englishman for a lady and the lead in a crowded 1910 London-to-Paris air race. (G) (3:00) AMC: Mon. 4:15 A.M. (CC)
• 3:10 to Yuma '07. Russell Crowe. A rancher and the captive outlaw in his charge learn to respect each other on a dangerous journey to catch a train. (R) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 8 P.M., Thu. 8 P.M., Sat. 6 P.M.
• Thunderball '65. Sean Connery. Agent 007 scuba dives after SPECTRE's Largo hijacks nuclear bombs with a hydrofoil yacht. (PG) (2:20) ENC: Mon. 8 A.M. (CC)
• Ticker '01. Tom Sizemore. A renegade cop teams with an explosives expert in order to stop a mad bomber in Los Angeles. (R) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 9:45 A.M.
• Tigerland '00. Colin Farrell. A recruit tries to get discharged from infantry training for Vietnam at Fort Lake, La., in 1971. (R) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 1 A.M. (CC)
• The Time Machine '02. Guy Pearce. A scientist travels into the future and meets a race of people who fear hideous monsters living under the ground. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 10 A.M., 2:30 A.M. (CC)
• To Live and Die in L.A. '85. William L. Petersen. A Secret Service agent bends and breaks the law to nab an artist/counterfeiter in Los Angeles. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 2:45 A.M. (CC)
• Today We Live '33. Joan Crawford. A British woman returns to a former lover when the American pilot she truly desires is apparently killed in battle. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
• Tombstone '93. Kurt Russell. Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp and his brothers for an OK Corral showdown with the Clanton gang. (R) (2:30) HIST: Sun. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
• Towards Darkness '07. Roberto Urbino. A Colombian bank manager has just 90 minutes to race across town and deliver a ransom, or kidnappers will kill his son. (R) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 6:25 P.M.
• Traffic '00. Michael Douglas. While a judge's anti-drug campaign leads him to his own daughter, a DEA agent targets a trafficker's wife, and a policeman fights corruption. (R) (2:30) SHO: Fri. midnight.
• Training Day '01. Denzel Washington. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Mon. 9 P.M.
• The Transporter 2 '05. Jason Statham. A former Special Forces operative springs into action to save the kidnapped son of an anti-drug czar. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sat. 10 P.M.
• Trapped: Buried Alive '02. Jack Wagner. A man launches a daring rescue attempt after an avalanche buries his wife, daughter and other guests at a ski lodge. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 10 A.M., Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Troop Beverly Hills '89. Shelley Long. An idle rich woman's husband challenges her to lead their daughter's troop of campers. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 6:10 A.M.
• True Love '89. Annabella Sciorra. Young Italian lovers exasperate each other in the planning stages of their Bronx wedding. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 12:30 P.M., Thu. 3:15 P.M. (CC)
• The Truth About Cats & Dogs '96. Uma Thurman. A radio adviser to pet owners sends a glamorous blond proxy on her blind date with an unsuspecting photographer. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)
• Turner & Hooch '89. Tom Hanks. A drooling dog helps a tidy detective link California beach-town foul play to a drug-money laundry. (PG) (2:00) A&E: Sun. noon (CC)
• The Tuxedo '02. Jackie Chan. A chauffeur embarks on a covert mission after a tuxedo from a secret agent gives him extraordinary abilities. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Tue. 10 A.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
• Twins '88. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A genetically perfected specimen meets his pint-size, wise-guy long-lost twin. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Two Can Play That Game '01. Vivica A. Fox. A woman uses manipulative tactics to prove she has complete control over her boyfriend. (R) (2:00) BET: Mon. 1 P.M., midnight (CC)
• Two Weeks '06. Sally Field. Home movies provide insight into family relationships as four adults gather at the North Carolina residence of their dying mother. (R) (1:40) SHO: Sun. 6:30 A.M., 2:45 P.M., Thu. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
• U-571 '00. Matthew McConaughey. American soldiers sneak aboard a disabled German sub to steal an encryption device they hope will help the Allies win the war. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Sat. 6 P.M., 12:45 A.M. (CC)
• Unaccompanied Minors '06. Dyllan Christopher. After a Christmas Eve blizzard shuts down the airport, stranded youths create holiday pandemonium for an uptight airport official and his assistant. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)
• Unbreakable '00. Bruce Willis. The sole survivor of a horrific train crash, questioning his existence, finds counsel in a mysterious stranger. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Thu. 9:40 A.M., 3:50 P.M., 2:15 A.M. (CC)
• Uncle P '07. Master P. A hip-hop superstar has his hands full while watching his sister's three children in the suburbs. (PG) (2:00) BET: Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Under Siege '92. Steven Seagal. Two military madmen hijack a nuclear-armed Navy battleship with a SEAL commando on board as a cook. (R) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 12:45 A.M. (CC)
• Under Suspicion '00. Morgan Freeman. Over a long night in a police station, a veteran captain and his detective try to trick a man into admitting he is a killer. (R) (1:50) MAX: Tue. 3:50 A.M. (CC)
• Unfaithful '02. Richard Gere. A man becomes increasingly distraught after he discovers his wife is having an affair with a Frenchman. (R) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 1:15 A.M., Sat. 2:50 P.M. (CC)
• Untraceable '08. Diane Lane. FBI agents try to find a tech-savvy serial killer who posts live feeds of his grisly crimes on the Internet. (R) (1:50) STZ: Mon. 4:50 A.M., Tue. 3:45 P.M., 10:45 P.M. (CC)
• Up Close & Personal '96. Robert Redford. Romance and stardom result for a pretty young reporter when her boss takes her under his wing. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Thu. 7:20 A.M. (CC)
• Up Close & Personal '96. Robert Redford. Romance and stardom result for a pretty young reporter when her boss takes her under his wing. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Sat. 2 P.M.
• The Usual Suspects '95. Stephen Baldwin. A detective questions a con man about his relationships with assorted criminals and their link to a ship explosion. (R) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 8 A.M. (CC)
• Valentino '51. Anthony Dexter. Unknown Rudolph Valentino meets an actress and a director who point him toward silent-film Hollywood. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 7:30 A.M.
• Van Helsing '04. Hugh Jackman. A monster hunter joins forces with a beautiful woman to battle Dracula and otherworldly creatures in Transylvania. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Fri. 5:30 P.M., Sat. 2:30 P.M.
• Vertical Limit '00. Chris O'Donnell. A climber must rescue his sister stranded by an avalanche. (PG-13) (2:15) MAX: Wed. 7:45 P.M. (CC)
• View From the Top '03. Gwyneth Paltrow. A woman from a small Nevada town makes friends while training to become a flight attendant. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Thu. noon (CC)
• Vig '98. Peter Falk. A kindhearted pub owner draws the anger of the mob with his relaxed attitude about collecting gambling debts. (R) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 9 A.M. (CC)
• Volcano '97. Tommy Lee Jones. A Los Angeles emergency official takes charge when earthquakes and erupting lava ravage the city. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Sun. 6:15 P.M., Mon. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
• Volcano: Nature Unleashed '04. Chris William Martin. A volcanologist faces resistance when he tries to warn a town's mayor of an impending eruption. (PG-13) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 9 A.M.
• Waist Deep '06. Tyrese Gibson. An ex-convict collides with members of a street gang after his car is stolen with his son inside. (R) (2:00) BET: Thu. 8 P.M., midnight (CC)
• Walker Payne '06. Jason Patric. A man must make heartbreaking choices to save his daughters. (R) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)
• Walking Tall '04. The Rock. A former Special Forces soldier becomes sheriff and deputizes an old friend to help rid their town of thugs. (PG-13) (1:45) TNT: Sun. 8 P.M., 9:45 P.M. (CC)
• Watching the Detectives '07. Cillian Murphy. A man who loves movies meets an adventurous beauty who shakes up his dull life. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 3:45 P.M., 5 A.M. (CC)
• The Waterboy '98. Adam Sandler. A water boy's temper tantrums spur an addled football coach to sign him on as defensive tackle. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 12:10 P.M., 6:30 P.M., Sat. 8:30 A.M., 8 P.M., 4:15 A.M. (CC)
• Wayne's World 2 '93. Mike Myers. The world's best roadie helps goofy Wayne and Garth organize a rock concert called Waynestock. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
• We Own the Night '07. Joaquin Phoenix. As the NYPD wages war on drugs, a nightclub manager whose brother is a cop tries to remain neutral. (R) (2:00) STZ: Sat. 10:30 A.M., 6:55 P.M., 3 A.M. (CC)
• The Wedding Date '05. Debra Messing. A desperate woman pays a male escort $6,000 to accompany her to London for her sister's wedding. (PG-13) (1:45) TBS: Sat. 10:55 P.M. (CC)
• Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior '06. Brenda Song. A popular teen learns she is the reincarnation of a Chinese warrior who must save the world from an evil villain. (1:40) DIS: Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. noon (CC)
• What Girls Learn '01. Elizabeth Perkins. Two sisters must deal with big changes in their lives when their mother uproots the family to be with the new man in her life. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)
• What Happens in Vegas '08. Cameron Diaz. Following a night of wild partying, two strangers awake and find that they have married each other and won a jackpot. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 7:15 P.M., Tue. 1 P.M., 9 P.M. (CC)
• Whatever It Takes '00. Shane West. Two teenagers use contrived e-mails, phone calls and double dates to win their dream girls. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 6:25 P.M., 1:35 A.M., Fri. 7:45 A.M., 6:15 P.M.
• When Innocence Is Lost '97. Jill Clayburgh. Paternal grandparents sue for custody when a young single mother puts her baby in day care so she can attend college. (2:00) LIFE: Fri. 2 P.M. (CC)
• When Nietzsche Wept '07. Ben Cross. Philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche seeks the advice of psychoanalyst Josef Breuer. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 7:30 A.M.
• White Chicks '04. Shawn Wayans. Two male FBI agents pose as female socialites to foil a kidnapping plot and save their jobs. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 3 P.M.
• White Coats '04. Peter Oldring. Inexperienced interns try to keep a hospital functioning after the doctors abandon their posts. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 8 A.M. (CC)
• Wild Boys of the Road '33. Frankie Darro. During the Depression, a group of young men takes to the road to search for work. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 8 P.M.
• Wild Orchid '89. Mickey Rourke. A millionaire seduces a businesswoman's lawyer during a hotel deal in Rio de Janeiro. (R) (1:55) MAX: Mon. 12:40 A.M.
• Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory '71. Gene Wilder. A poor boy and his grandfather win a tour through a wily candymaker's marvelous factory. (G) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Witness '85. Harrison Ford. A hunted Philadelphia detective moves in with an Amish widow and her murder-witness son. (R) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 10 A.M., 12:30 A.M.
• The Wood '99. Omar Epps. Young men, one of whom is about to be married, reminisce about their childhood during the 1980s in Inglewood, Calif. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)
• The World's Fastest Indian '05. Anthony Hopkins. New Zealander Burt Munro takes his classic motorcycle to Utah in an attempt to set a new speed record. (PG-13) (2:20) TMC: Wed. 4:40 P.M.
• The Wrong Guy '98. Dave Foley. An executive turns fugitive and flees to Mexico, where he encounters his boss's killer and falls for a narcoleptic. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 8 A.M.
• XXX: State of the Union '05. Ice Cube. In Washington, D.C., the new XXX agent must eliminate a threat to the president from within the U.S. government. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sat. 5:30 P.M.
• Year of the Dog '07. Molly Shannon. After her beloved beagle dies, an office worker unsuccessfully searches for ways to fill the void in her life. (PG-13) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 11:20 A.M., 8 P.M.
• You Lucky Dog '98. Kirk Cameron. Angry relatives try to get rid of the pet psychic and dog to whom a deceased family member bequeathed his fortune. (1:40) DIS: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)
• Zodiac '07. Jake Gyllenhaal. Investigators and reporters become obsessed with finding the elusive serial killer terrorizing San Francisco in the late 1960s and '70s. (R) (2:40) TMC: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)
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