Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.

Send up to three entries to page2@post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest, Portfolio, PG, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh, PA 15222.

Please include your address and neighborhood. Deadline: March 2. The winners, published here in two weeks, receive a Post-Gazette umbrella.

This is the 100th edition of the Caption Contest, which was launched by Peter Leo on May 22, 2005, when the Dow Jones Industrial Average was 10,472.

First Place
Unfortunately for Mother Goose, Chapter 11 was not going to end happily ever after.
Linda Bedford, Butler

Second Place
Kicked out of North Park, Mother Goose takes a job selling real estate at Idlewild Park.
Jay Lynch, Upper St. Clair

Third Place
The strange pumpkin house next door was making it difficult for the old woman to sell her classic shoe house.
Ted Benson, Delmont