Jennifer Aniston finally broke her silence on how she really feels about what went down between her ex-hubby Brad Pitt and his new leading lady, Angelina Jolie, with whom he has multiple children.

"What Angelina did was very uncool," Jen tells Vogue in its December issue, according to Life & Style magazine.

L&S hits newsstands tomorrow so you can read all about Jen's feelings. But, considering that we never heard about any tire slashing or busted car windows, it can't be all that interesting.

Speaking of uncool, Brad's hired security hand manhandled him at the premiere of his latest flick, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."

Said bodyguard grabbed BP, spun him around and started pulling him away after he showed up late at the Bruin Theater in Westwood.

Angie's baby wrested free, had a few choice words for Mr. Overanxious, and fled to an upstairs bathroom until the crowd left.

Looks like somebody's paycheck's gonna be a little short. That's if security man gets paid at all.

Guy Ritchie seemed overjoyed to see his two sons for the first time since news of his split from their momma, Madonna.

Rocco, 8, and David, 3, got hugs from their pop, who picked them up at London's Gatwick Airport yesterday morning.

For the past few weeks the tikes had been in NYC with Lady M, who's on tour.

But even while they spend time with their daddy, Madonna is reportedly still trying to run things from across the ocean. The Daily Mail got its hands on an e-mail it claims M sent to Guy regarding the children's care while he has them.

Among her reported instructions: no TV, magazines or newspapers; only macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic food; only Kabbalah water, no spiritually or ethically unsound toys, yada yada yada.

We don't know if she wrote this or not. We're just sayin' we raised four kids without one sip of Kabbalah water.

And as for TV, where would Madonna (aka Miss MTV) be if all parents had that rule.

Let's move on to a more intact family.

Seems like first lady-elect Michelle Obama is not the only woman in the family setting fashion trends. (Let's just forget about her election-night misstep.) Oldest daughter Malia is inspiring tween fashionistas.

That gorgeous red dress the 10-year-old wore on election night is in high demand by retailers but was sold out before election night.

The Precious Jewels Christmas Party Dress with Bubble Hem by Biscotti Girls goes for $110.

Malia's momma bought it for her at Nordstrom, but Neiman Marcus and The Best Dressed Child also carry it.

Right now, you can't get it anywhere, but Biscotti Girls is working day and night to get some dresses in the stores in a couple of weeks.

Oooh, we can't wait to see what Malia and her equally gorgeous baby sister, Sasha, sport on Inauguration Day, and we're certain Mrs. Obama is going to make a major fashion comeback.

She already inched her way back with that fabulous red sheath for the White House visit.

Word is that the Obama girls have been invited to make a guest appearance on "Hannah Montana," one of Malia's favorite shows.

We're not going to hold our breath to see if that happens.

Don't know if Malia is a Cheetah Girls fan, but her parents may want to avert her attention from this latest tarnished Disney star.

Adrienne Bailon's rep said she plans to sue whoever got their hands on racy semi-nude pics that were intended, she said, for Bailon BF Rob Kardashian's eyes only.

Seems 25-year-old Adrienne had the photos on her laptop, which was stolen at JFK Airport. She paid $1,000 to get the computer back, but when she did the naughty pics were gone.

Now, they're up on the Internet, just like the ones fellow Disney star Vanessa Hudgens took and the less racy, but kind of questionable, ones Miley Cyrus took for Vanity Fair.

Our advice: Keep your clothes on in front of cameras, little girlfriends.