Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.

Send up to three entries to page2@post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest, Portfolio, PG, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh, PA 15222.

Please include your address and neighborhood. Deadline: Oct. 13. The winners, published here in two weeks, receive an umbrella that you may let be a smile.

First Place
When Mr. Poppins blew back into her life, Mary was pleased to see that his assets had much improved.
Martha Steimer, Bethel Park

Second Place
"Frankly sir, I don't care if you are with one of the largest insurance companies in America, you'll be hearing from my patent attorney in the morning."
Bruce D. Knapp, Winter Garden, Fla.

Third Place
Sensing her new husband's fear of heights, Mary decided to start Frank out with the training umbrella.
Helen Welsh, Baldwin Borough