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Television movies for the week of Aug. 24
Sunday, August 24, 2008

TV Movies: Xxxx x-xx

MOVIE RATINGS
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G = General audiences
PG = Parental Guidance
PG-13 = Not recommended for preteens
R = Restricted audience

CC = Closed captioned for hearing impaired
ALPHABETICAL LISTING
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• The Accused '88. Kelly McGillis. A lawyer crusades for her client, the victim of a barroom gang rape. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Act of Violence '49. Van Heflin. A crippled World War II veteran stalks a contractor whose prison-camp betrayal caused a massacre. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension '84. Peter Weller. A space hero and his team of do-gooders battle Dr. Lizardo and his army of Red Lectroids. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Sat. 3:35 A.M. (CC)

• The African Queen '51. Humphrey Bogart. An imperious woman makes a gin-soaked boat captain fight Germans in the World War I Congo. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Agent Cody Banks '03. Frankie Muniz. Recruited by the CIA, a teen works under cover to befriend a girl whose father is a pawn for an evil organization. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London '04. Frankie Muniz. A 16-year-old CIA agent poses as a clarinet prodigy while trying to recover stolen mind-control software. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Air Bud '97. Michael Jeter. Abandoned by a disagreeable clown, a golden retriever with a knack for basketball befriends a lonely boy. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Tue. 7:05 A.M. (CC)

• Akeelah and the Bee '06. Laurence Fishburne. Akeelah, an 11-year-old girl living in South Los Angeles, discovers she has a talent for spelling, which she hopes will take her to the National Spelling Bee. (PG) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 7 A.M., 3:50 P.M., 11:45 P.M., Sat. 9 A.M., 7 P.M. (CC)

• Alien '79. Tom Skerritt. After answering an SOS, a crew encounters a merciless, horrifying creature aboard a space tanker. (R) (2:00) ENC: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Alien vs. Predator '04. Sanaa Lathan. Members of an expedition discover two vicious extraterrestrial races dueling to the death in the Antarctic. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Thu. 6 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Aliens '86. Sigourney Weaver. The survivor of a harrowing alien attack returns to planet LB 426 with Marines sent to check her horror story. (R) (2:20) ENC: Sat. 10 P.M. (CC)

• All In '07. Dominique Swain. A medical student and her friends try to use their poker skills to win quick cash. (NR) (1:40) SHO: Wed. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• All the Little Animals '98. John Hurt. A runaway misfit becomes the apprentice to an eccentric curmudgeon who has devoted his life to burying dead animals. (R) (1:55) MAX: Wed. 3:05 A.M. (CC)

• Almost Famous '00. Billy Crudup. An aspiring teenage rock journalist gets his big break when he follows an up-and-coming band on its tour. (R) (2:05) MAX: Sun. 12:15 P.M., Fri. 12:20 P.M. (CC)

• Along Came a Spider '01. Morgan Freeman. A detective and a Secret Service agent investigate the abduction of a senator's daughter from a school. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. midnight (CC)

• American Psycho '00. Christian Bale. A mentally unhinged yuppie in 1980s New York submits to an uncontrollable bloodlust. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Americano '05. Joshua Jackson. In Spain a recent college graduate encounters a beautiful woman and an enigmatic man who cause him to rethink his future. (R) (1:25) TMC: Wed. 8:05 A.M. (CC)

• The Amityville Horror '05. Ryan Reynolds. Strange events take place after a family moves into a new house that was the site of several gruesome murders. (R) (1:45) TNT: Sun. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

• And Then Came Love '07. Vanessa Williams. A magazine writer meets the anonymous sperm donor who fathered her son. (NR) (2:00) WE: Fri. 12:30 P.M.

• Angels in the Outfield '51. Paul Douglas. The Pittsburgh Pirates' manager sees hope after a newswoman reports a girl saw angels on their side. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 9:45 A.M. (CC)

• Angels in the Outfield '94. Danny Glover. The manager of the lowly California Angels puts his faith in a boy who can see an angel. (PG) (2:00) DIS: Tue. 7 P.M., Wed. noon (CC)

• Another Day in Paradise '99. James Woods. Drugs and crime bond an aging drug dealer and his maternal girlfriend with a teen junkie and his lover. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 3:15 A.M., Fri. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Any Given Sunday '99. Al Pacino. A football head coach and an aging quarterback clash with the new, contemporary, money-oriented owner of their team. (R) (3:00) CMT: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 2 P.M.

• Apocalypse Now '79. Marlon Brando. An Army agent goes upriver into the heart of Cambodia to kill a renegade colonel called Kurtz. (R) (2:45) TCM: Fri. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• Apollo 13 '95. Tom Hanks. Astronauts Jim Lovell, Fred Haise and Jack Swigert try to return to Earth, after an explosion aborts the April 1970 moonshot. (PG) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 5 P.M.

• Are We There Yet? '05. Ice Cube. Hoping to impress a beautiful divorcee, a man takes her two mischievous children on a disastrous road trip. (PG) (2:00) FX: Wed. 8 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Arrival '96. Charlie Sheen. Scientists find extraterrestrials and conspiracy after tracking strange radio signals to a Mexican village. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 4:20 P.M. (CC)

• Assault on Precinct 13 '05. Ethan Hawke. A cop must arm prisoners to help fend off an attack by gunmen who want to kill a gangster locked away in the crumbling station. (R) (2:30) FX: Sun. 5:30 P.M., Mon. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Attack of the Sabretooth '05. Nicholas Bell. A vicious tiger goes on a killing rampage after escaping from captivity in a theme park. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 2 A.M.

• Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me '99. Mike Myers. The secret agent travels back in time to the 1960s to rescue his stolen mojo from Dr. Evil. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Sat. 1:40 P.M., 12:10 A.M. (CC)

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• Babel '06. Brad Pitt. A tragic accident's scope expands, catching four groups of people on three continents in its terrible grip. (R) (2:30) SHO: Sun. 12:30 A.M., Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Baby Boom '87. Diane Keaton. A Manhattan career woman with a live-in boyfriend suddenly inherits a baby girl and moves to Vermont. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 10:15 P.M.

• Back in the Day '04. Ja Rule. A young man slides back into a life of crime after reuniting with a shady acquaintance from his past. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 12:30 P.M., Sat. 12:05 P.M. (CC)

• Backdraft '91. Kurt Russell. Two brothers fight each other and an outbreak of arson as Chicago firefighters. (R) (2:20) ENC: Mon. 12:10 P.M., 9:50 P.M. (CC)

• Bad Boys '95. Martin Lawrence. Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin. (R) (2:00) STZ: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 3:40 P.M. (CC)

• Bad for Each Other '54. Charlton Heston. An Army surgeon must decide between catering to a rich clientele and serving needy coal miners. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 6 A.M.

• The Bad Son '07. Catherine Dent. A Seattle policewoman searches for a serial killer whose mother helps him commit the crimes. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Ballad of Jack and Rose '05. Daniel Day-Lewis. The daughter of a dying ex-hippie has trouble adjusting to the return of her father's ex-lover and her sons. (R) (1:55) TMC: Sun. 1:35 A.M., Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Balls of Fury '07. Dan Fogler. A disgraced pingpong player bounces back to go under cover for the government and bring a notorious crime lord to justice. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 7 P.M., Fri. 8:30 P.M., 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Bandolero! '68. James Stewart. Two outlaw brothers head for Mexico with one's gang and a Mexican hostage, followed by a posse. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Barnyard: The Original Party Animals '06. Voices of Kevin James. Animated. Otis the bull would rather sing and dance with the other farm animals, but somehow he must find the courage to lead when responsibility is thrust upon him. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 8:30 A.M., Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Be Cool '05. John Travolta. Chili Palmer runs afoul of music-industry players when he teams up with a friend's widow to produce a singer's debut album. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Mon. noon.

• The Beach '00. Leonardo DiCaprio. Young people seek Nirvana on an island off the coast of Thailand, only to discover it is not what it seems. (R) (2:00) MAX: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Beachhead '54. Tony Curtis. A platoon of Marines is sent to rescue an Allied spy and his daughter from their Japanese-occupied island. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 7 A.M.

• Becoming Jane '07. Anne Hathaway. Though her parents expect her to marry a wealthy suitor, young Jane Austen becomes involved with a penniless lawyer who inspires her future writings. (PG) (2:05) STZ: Mon. 7:35 A.M., 6:50 P.M. (CC)

• Bedazzled '00. Brendan Fraser. In an attempt to woo the woman of his dreams, a man sells his soul to the devil for seven wishes. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Bells of St. Mary's '45. Bing Crosby. A carefree singing priest clashes with a no-nonsense nun at a school in a struggling parish. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Ben-Hur '59. Charlton Heston. An enslaved Judean prince meets his Roman betrayer, a former friend, in a chariot race. (G) (4:00) TCM: Thu. 4 P.M.

• Beneath Loch Ness '01. Patrick Bergin. A professor and his team of scientists encounter the legendary creature after an underwater earthquake. (PG-13) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Best in Show '00. Michael Hitchcock. Pampered pooches and their quirky owners converge on Philadelphia to compete in a prestigious dog show. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Best Man '64. Henry Fonda. Presidential contenders vie for their party's nod and a dying ex-president's blessing. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. midnight.

• The Best Sex Ever 5: Sexy Pictures '02. Angela Davies. The sexy host of a late-night radio show listens to callers' scintillating stories. (1:20) MAX: Tue. 11:40 P.M. (CC)

• Bewitched Housewives '06. Sultry women attract eager lovers. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Sun. 12:10 A.M. (CC)

• Big '88. Tom Hanks. A wishing machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old man with a fun job and a girlfriend. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Big Country '58. Gregory Peck. A former sea captain goes West, woos women and joins a fight over water rights. (NR) (3:00) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M.

• Big Momma's House '00. Martin Lawrence. To protect a woman and her son from a robber, a male FBI agent assumes the guise of a large grandmother. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Big Nothing '06. Simon Pegg. An unemployed teacher with a chip on his shoulder teams with a scammer and his girlfriend in a blackmailing scheme. (R) (1:30) SHO: Mon. noon (CC)

• Bikini Girls From the Lost Planet '06. Scantily clad beauties please the eye. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Fri. 12:10 A.M. (CC)

• Billy Elliot '00. Julie Walters. A working-class youngster in 1984 England discovers a hidden talent for dance with the help of a hard-bitten teacher. (R) (1:55) TMC: Mon. 10:35 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Billy Liar '63. Tom Courtenay. A British undertaker's clerk lies to his girlfriends and dreams of a land where he is king. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Billy Madison '95. Adam Sandler. An adult goof-off goes back to elementary school in order to run his father's company. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Sun. 10:20 A.M. (CC)

• Black Book '06. Carice van Houten. During World War II, a member of the Jewish resistance falls in love with the Gestapo officer she was ordered to seduce. (R) (2:30) STZ: Wed. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Black Dahlia '06. Josh Hartnett. In 1940s Los Angeles two cops enter a world of greed, obsession and corruption as they probe the grisly murder of a Hollywood starlet. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 11 A.M. (CC)

• The Black List: Volume One '08. Interviews with 20 African-American leaders provide a series of living portraits. (NR) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 9 P.M., Tue. 12:10 A.M., Thu. 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• Black Swarm '07. Robert Englund. Deadly wasps wreak havoc on a small town. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 7 P.M.

• Black Widower '06. Kelly McGillis. Authorities become suspicious about a man whose wives have died under mysterious circumstances. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Fri. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Blades of Glory '07. Will Ferrell. Several years after being banned from men's singles competition, two rival skaters exploit a loophole that allows them to compete as a pair. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 8 A.M., 6:45 P.M., Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Blazing Saddles '74. Cleavon Little. A black railroad worker is appointed sheriff of a town marked for destruction by a scheming politician. (R) (2:15) CMT: Sat. 9 P.M.

• Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road '06. Comics Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and Ron White perform their stand-up routines. (NR) (2:30) COMEDY: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Blue Streak '99. Martin Lawrence. A jewel thief returns to a construction site to retrieve his cache and finds a police station on the spot. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Wed. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• Body Count '98. Forest Whitaker. Personalities clash and things go wrong for thieves headed for Miami after a museum heist. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• Boeing Boeing '65. Tony Curtis. Faster jets and a loud rival upset a U.S. newsman's rotating involvement with three pretty flight attendants in Paris. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Bone Collector '99. Denzel Washington. A quadriplegic detective and a patrol cop try to catch a killer re-creating grisly crimes. (R) (2:00) STZ: Sun. 4 P.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)

• Boomerang '92. Eddie Murphy. A Manhattan playboy gets a new corporate boss, and she treats him the way he has always treated women. (R) (3:00) BET: Thu. midnight (CC)

• Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan '06. Sacha Baron Cohen. Outrageous situations occur when a popular reporter from Kazakhstan comes to the United States to film a documentary. (R) (1:25) HBO: Mon. 12:20 A.M., Sat. 1:40 A.M. (CC)

• Bottoms Up '06. Paris Hilton. A bartender falls for the girlfriend of an up-and-coming star while visiting Los Angeles. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 12:45 A.M.

• The Box '07. Giancarlo Esposito. Two Los Angeles detectives interrogate the survivors of a home invasion. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 1:45 A.M.

• Boycott '01. Jeffrey Wright. The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. leads a protest against public transportation after Rosa Parks refuses to surrender her bus seat in 1955 Montgomery, Ala. (PG) (2:30) BET: Wed. 7:30 P.M., midnight, Thu. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Boys on the Side '95. Whoopi Goldberg. A strong bond forms among three diverse women as they share adventures on a cross-country drive to California. (R) (2:30) WE: Sat. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.

• The Brave One '07. Jodie Foster. After a brutal attack leaves her badly injured and her fiance dead, a radio host stalks the streets of New York on a quest for revenge. (R) (2:05) MAX: Tue. 8:45 A.M., 6:05 P.M., Sat. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Breach '07. Chris Cooper. The FBI charges a newly promoted employee with the task of finding proof that a renowned agent is a traitor to the country. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Mon. 6:20 P.M. (CC)

• Bread and Tulips '00. Licia Maglietta. Accidentally forgotten at a restaurant by members of her tour bus, a housewife hitchhikes to Venice. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 4:30 A.M.

• Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo '84. Lucinda Dickey. Dancers put on a show to save an old community center from being turned into a shopping mall. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 9 A.M., Thu. 8:15 A.M., 5:05 A.M.

• Bridge to Terabithia '07. Josh Hutcherson. A boy and his new friend, the class outsider, create an imaginary world in which they rule as king and queen. (PG) (1:45) STZ: Sat. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Bringing Up Baby '38. Katharine Hepburn. A paleontologist loses a dinosaur bone to a dog whose heiress owner also has a pet leopard, called Baby. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Broken '06. Heather Graham. Hope is confronting all her mistakes since leaving home and comes face to face with her greatest mistake, Will, her ex-boyfriend, who is determined to win her back even if it kills him. (NR) (1:40) SHO: Sat. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Broken Arrow '96. John Travolta. An Air Force pilot matches wits with a renegade colleague who is threatening to detonate a pair of nuclear warheads. (R) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Brother Bear 2 '06. Voices of Patrick Dempsey. Animated. A bear helps a childhood friend travel through the wilderness to burn a powerful amulet. (G) (1:30) DIS: Mon. noon (CC)

• Brown's Requiem '98. Michael Rooker. A fat man hires a private eye to investigate a Hollywood businessman housing his teenage sister. (R) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Bubble Boy '01. Jake Gyllenhaal. A teen in a special suit embarks on a cross-country trip to stop the girl he loves from getting married. (PG-13) (1:25) ENC: Sun. 5:05 P.M. (CC)

• The Buccaneer '58. Yul Brynner. French pirate Jean Lafitte charms New Orleans women and aids Gen. Andrew Jackson in the War of 1812. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Thu. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Buffy the Vampire Slayer '92. Kristy Swanson. Valley girl Buffy departs from cheerleading to train with her recruiter for a vampire invasion. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee '07. Aidan Quinn. U.S. government policies and westward expansion lead to tragic consequences for American Indians. (NR) (2:15) HBO: Thu. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Butterfly Effect '04. Ashton Kutcher. A young man travels back in time to change the past and alter the current lives of his friends. (R) (3:00) FX: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

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• California Dreaming '07. Dave Foley. Unforeseen obstacles stand in the way of a family planning to take a road trip in an RV. (PG) (1:35) SHO: Fri. 6:40 A.M. (CC)

• Can't Stop the Music '80. Valerie Perrine. A lawyer helps an ex-model and a songwriter promote a gay singing group called the Village People. (PG) (2:05) TMC: Sun. 7:30 A.M., 2:45 P.M., Fri. 6 A.M., 4:45 P.M.

• Carnosaur '93. Diane Ladd. Scientific experiments unleash a ravenous dinosaur on unsuspecting Southwesterners. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 9 A.M.

• Carnosaur 2 '94. John Savage. A desperate battle for survival erupts between man and dinosaur within the caverns of a top-secret mining facility. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 4 A.M.

• Casablanca '42. Humphrey Bogart. Cafe owner Rick helps an old flame and her husband escape from Nazis in Morocco. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Casper '95. Christina Ricci. A teen who lost her mother befriends friendly ghost Casper while staying at a mean heiress's haunted mansion. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 7 A.M., 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Cats Don't Dance '97. Voices of Scott Bakula. Animated. A scheming starlet plans to foil a young cat's bid to find his fame and fortune in Hollywood. (G) (2:00) TOON: Fri. 10 A.M.

• Celine '08. Christine Ghawi. Impoverished as a child, singer Celine Dion rises to stardom, selling more than 200 million albums. (PG) (2:00) WE: Thu. 6 P.M.

• The Cell '00. Jennifer Lopez. An FBI agent asks a psychologist to enter the mind of a serial killer in hope of finding his current captive. (R) (1:50) ENC: Wed. midnight (CC)

• Cellular '04. Kim Basinger. A young man tries to help a kidnapped stranger after she contacts him on a cell phone. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Chamber '96. Chris O'Donnell. Dark secrets drive a lawyer to defend his Klansman grandfather on death row in Mississippi. (R) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 12:20 P.M. (CC)

• Charlotte's Web '06. Voices of Julia Roberts. After learning that a young pig's days are numbered, a literate spider weaves an elaborate plan to save her friend from the butcher's block. (G) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Chase '66. Marlon Brando. An escaped convict heads for his wife and corrupt small-town Texans, who order a sheriff to stop him. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams '81. Cheech Marin. Two hippie ice-cream vendors meet Timothy Leary and branch out into marijuana. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)

• The Cheetah Girls 2 '06. Raven. Members of a teenage vocal group find adventure while participating in a music festival in Barcelona, Spain. (NR) (2:00) DIS: Sun. noon (CC)

• The Cheetah Girls: One World '08. Adrienne Bailon. The Cheetah Girls go to India to appear in a Bollywood musical, but the director can choose only one of them for the role. (NR) (2:00) DIS: Sun. 8 P.M., Thu. 7 P.M., Fri. noon (CC)

• The China Syndrome '79. Jane Fonda. A TV reporter and her cameraman tour a California nuclear-power plant and see a meltdown crisis covered up. (PG) (2:45) AMC: Mon. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• Circle of Friends '95. Chris O'Donnell. In 1957 Ireland, a plain student wins the heart of a dashing athlete in this adaptation of Maeve Binchy's novel. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 7:45 A.M. (CC)

• Circle of Iron '79. David Carradine. A blind Zen master guides a young martial artist through demons, bandits and monkey people. (R) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 12:30 P.M., Fri. 9:50 A.M., 6:50 P.M. (CC)

• Clawed: The Legend of Sasquatch '05. Dylan Purcell. Hunters and high-school students pursue a mysterious manlike creature on a deadly rampage. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Clerks II '06. Rosario Dawson. Slackers Dante and Randal find that they must change their lives, now that they are in their 30s, and must expand their horizons beyond pop culture and sex. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Click '06. Adam Sandler. An overworked architect obtains a universal remote that allows him to control the world around him. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Thu. 12:20 P.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Cliffhanger '93. Sylvester Stallone. Villains force two Colorado climbers to find three suitcases containing $100 million lost in the Rockies. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Collision Course '87. Pat Morita. A Japanese detective and a Detroit detective team up to recover a stolen top-secret turbocharger. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 2:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Color Purple '85. Whoopi Goldberg. A black Southern woman struggles to find her identity after suffering years of abuse from her father and others over 40 years. (PG-13) (3:30) WE: Thu. 8 P.M., 11:30 P.M.

• The Comebacks '07. David Koechner. The unluckiest coach in the history of college football gets one last chance to redeem himself by taking over the worst team and turning it around. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 10:45 A.M., 8:30 P.M., Mon. 12:30 P.M., 10 P.M., Wed. 9:30 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Commando '85. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A human killing machine and an airline hostess take on an ousted dictator's private army. (R) (1:35) ENC: Mon. 12:10 A.M. (CC)

• The Condemned '07. Steve Austin. A death-row inmate from a Central American jail is among the prisoners taken to a remote island for a to-the-death match broadcast live over the Internet. (R) (1:55) SHO: Tue. 8:05 P.M.

• Confidentially Connie '53. Van Johnson. A price war ensues after a cattle baron strikes a deal with a local butcher to sell his son's family half-price beef. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 3:30 P.M.

• Constantine '05. Keanu Reeves. A man who can see demons helps a skeptical policewoman investigate her twin sister's mysterious death. (R) (2:30) FX: Tue. 7:30 P.M., 10:05 P.M., Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Conversations With Other Women '05. Helena Bonham Carter. Reunited at a wedding after many years, former lovers again feel the pull of a mutual attraction neither is willing to admit. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 5 A.M., Sat. 3:50 P.M. (CC)

• Copycat '95. Sigourney Weaver. A criminal psychologist and two homicide detectives pursue a psychopath who is imitating infamous serial killers. (R) (2:00) TNT: Mon. 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Covenant '06. Steven Strait. The death of a student at an elite Massachusetts academy threatens to shatter a pact that has protected four families with eldritch powers since the 17th century. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Mon. 3:20 A.M., Tue. 5:20 P.M. (CC)

• Coyote Ugly '00. Piper Perabo. A woman finds her dreams of singing sidelined by the notoriety she receives as a New York City barmaid. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Sun. 3:20 P.M., 9:40 P.M., 5:10 A.M., Thu. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Crimes of the Heart '86. Diane Keaton. Based on Beth Henley's play about Mississippi sisters: fast Meg, nervous Lenny and Babe, out on bail. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 6:30 A.M., 2:35 P.M. (CC)

• Crimson Tide '95. Denzel Washington. Two U.S. Navy officers clash aboard a nuclear submarine bound for Russia, while that country is under rebel siege. (R) (2:00) STZ: Mon. 9:40 A.M. (CC)

• Cross Bronx '04. Max Greenfield. Four diverse high-school friends move into a ramshackle home in New York. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 1:20 A.M., Fri. 11:35 P.M.

• Cross Creek '83. Mary Steenburgen. Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings moves to backwoods Florida in 1928 and writes "The Yearling." (PG) (2:15) SHO: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Crow: Wicked Prayer '05. Edward Furlong. A resurrected ex-convict seeks revenge against Satanists who murdered both him and his girlfriend. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Wed. 3 A.M.

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• Daddy Day Camp '07. Cuba Gooding Jr. Chaos reigns when two clueless fathers take charge of a dilapidated summer camp and its ill-behaved attendees. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Wed. 6:50 A.M., 3:20 P.M. (CC)

• Dan in Real Life '07. Steve Carell. A widower advice-columnist faces a personal and professional challenge when he falls in love with his brother's girlfriend. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Sun. 10:30 A.M., 6 P.M., Tue. 2 P.M., 9 P.M., Wed. 8:30 A.M., Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 6:30 A.M., 3:20 P.M. (CC)

• Dangerous Minds '95. Michelle Pfeiffer. An ex-Marine English teacher uses karate, drug talk and bribes to get through to her class of urban delinquents. (R) (2:00) TNT: Wed. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Danielle Steel's Fine Things '90. Tracy Pollan. When an executive's wife dies of cancer, her former husband demands custody of their daughter. (3:30) WE: Fri. 2:30 P.M.

• The Dark '05. Maria Bello. After the death of her daughter, a woman meets a mysterious girl who supposedly died in a mass suicide 50 years earlier. (R) (1:35) SHO: Thu. 11:25 A.M. (CC)

• Dark Blue '02. Kurt Russell. A rookie policeman objects when his hard-edged partner conspires with his mentor to pin murders on two ex-convicts. (R) (2:30) FX: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Dawn of the Dead '04. Sarah Polley. A nurse, a policeman and other residents of Milwaukee fight flesh-eating zombies while trapped in a mall. (NR) (2:30) SCI-FI: Sun. 6:30 P.M.

• The Day the Earth Stood Still '51. Michael Rennie. Klaatu and his guardian robot, Gort, come from afar to warn Earth about nuclear war. (G) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The Daytrippers '96. Hope Davis. Assorted relatives join a suburban woman on her trip to Manhattan to find the husband she suspects has been unfaithful. (R) (1:30) SHO: Wed. noon (CC)

• Dead & Deader '06. Dean Cain. A soldier must stop a swarm of beetles that turn humans into zombies. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 11 P.M.

• Dead Birds '04. Henry Thomas. Bank robbers take refuge in a haunted Alabama mansion during the Civil War. (R) (1:35) SHO: Thu. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Dead Mary '07. Dominique Swain. A seemingly innocent rhyme resurrects a devious killer who terrorizes a group of high-school friends. (NR) (1:55) TMC: Sat. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• Dead Presidents '95. Larenz Tate. A high-stakes robbery tempts a Vietnam veteran who has returned to his desolate South Bronx neighborhood in 1973. (R) (2:00) ENC: Wed. 1:50 A.M. (CC)

• Death Sentence '07. Kevin Bacon. A suburban businessman becomes a vigilante after thugs kill his son during a gas station robbery. (R) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 1:40 A.M. (CC)

• Deceit '06. Emmanuelle Chriqui. A seemingly innocent woman comes between two childhood friends in a small town. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 10 P.M.

• Deep Impact '98. Robert Duvall. Troubled people attempt to mend their lives as they brace themselves for a comet that threatens Earth. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Deep Rising '98. Treat Williams. A deadly monster stalks an adventurer, a thief, a builder and others out to sea. (R) (1:55) ENC: Sat. 5:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Defiant Ones '58. Tony Curtis. Two men of different races, who hate each other, escape from a chain gang shackled together. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. midnight (CC)

• The Delta Force '86. Chuck Norris. Terrorists reroute a passenger jet from Athens to Beirut, where commandos are waiting to negotiate. (R) (3:00) AMC: Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Dennis the Menace '93. Walter Matthau. The comic-strip moppet plays pranks on Mr. Wilson, the crotchety fellow who lives next door. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Derailed '05. Clive Owen. Adulterous lovers must turn the tables on a violent blackmailer to save their respective families. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo '99. Rob Schneider. A fish-tank cleaner housesitting for a gigolo destroys a $6,000 aquarium and must come up with a way to pay for it. (R) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Devil's Pond '03. Kip Pardue. While honeymooning on a remote island, a newlywed learns that her husband is plotting her death. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Diplomatic Siege '99. Peter Weller. Serbian terrorists take over the U.S. embassy in Bucharest as U.S. specialists try to disarm an atom bomb in the basement. (R) (1:35) MAX: Thu. 1:40 A.M. (CC)

• Dirty Dancing '87. Jennifer Grey. A doctor's teenage daughter gets slinky with the dance teacher at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 3:45 P.M. (CC)

• Disclosure '94. Michael Douglas. A computer-firm boss seduces her married co-worker, then accuses him of sexual harassment. (R) (2:15) SHO: Wed. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde '41. Spencer Tracy. A Victorian London doctor drinks a potion and frees his bad side. (G) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Domestic Disturbance '01. John Travolta. A troubled boy claims he witnessed his new stepfather commit a murder, prompting his father to investigate. (PG-13) (1:45) TBS: Wed. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Don't Say a Word '01. Michael Douglas. A desperate psychiatrist must get a patient to give him information that will convince a kidnapper to free the doctor's kidnapped daughter. (R) (2:30) FX: Mon. 5:30 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)

• Doomed '07. Kara Schaaf. In the future, contestants on a reality TV show must survive on an island infested by bloodthirsty zombies. (NR) (1:20) TMC: Wed. 1:25 A.M. (CC)

• Double Impact '91. Jean-Claude Van Damme. Good and evil twins are reunited in Hong Kong as heirs to a fortune, experts in martial arts. (R) (1:50) TMC: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Down in the Delta '98. Alfre Woodard. A drug user moves her children from Chicago to Mississippi to stay with their uncle and his family. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 10 A.M., 3:55 A.M., Fri. 8:15 A.M., 5:40 A.M. (CC)

• Drive Me Crazy '99. Melissa Joan Hart. A preppie and her protest-loving neighbor reluctantly team up to make their ex-partners jealous. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Dudley Do-Right '99. Brendan Fraser. Canadian Mountie Dudley Do-Right must stop villain Snidely Whiplash and his scheme to take over the town of Semi-Happy Valley. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 7 A.M. (CC)

• The Dukes of Hazzard '05. Johnny Knoxville. Bo, Luke and Daisy Duke try to thwart a scheme by Boss Hogg involving a high-profile auto race. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Fri. midnight, Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Dust to Glory '05. Mario Andretti. Filmmaker Dana Brown follows racers competing in the annual Baja 1000. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 11:30 A.M., 5:15 A.M., Fri. 8:05 A.M., 3 P.M. (CC)

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• Eddie '96. Whoopi Goldberg. An avid basketball fan becomes head coach after a Texas tycoon buys the New York Knicks. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• EDtv '99. Matthew McConaughey. A video-store clerk allows a TV executive to film every aspect of his life for 24 hours a day. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Mon. 5 A.M. (CC)

• 8 Seconds '94. Luke Perry. An ex-bull rider trains his son, who becomes the world rodeo champion in 1987 Oklahoma. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 4:30 P.M., Fri. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

• Elizabeth I '06. Helen Mirren. The Queen of England balances her personal desires with the prospect of a strategic marriage, but she cannot wed the Earl of Leicester and would not marry the Earl of Essex. (2:00) HBO: Mon. 4 P.M., Tue. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Ella Enchanted '04. Anne Hathaway. A young woman embarks on a journey to break the curse of obedience placed upon her by a fairy godmother. (PG) (2:00) DIS: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. noon.

• Enchanted '07. Amy Adams. Live action/animated. Banished by an evil queen, a princess from a fairy-tale land winds up in modern Manhattan, where music, magic and "happily ever after" are sorely lacking. (PG) (2:00) STZ: Thu. 11:50 A.M., 7:10 P.M., Fri. 9:50 A.M. (CC)

• Enough '02. Jennifer Lopez. After running away fails, a terrified woman empowers herself in order to battle her abusive husband. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 1:30 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• Epic Movie '07. Kal Penn. Four adult orphans have an incredible adventure in a spoof of blockbuster and fantasy films. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Equilibrium '02. Christian Bale. In the future a government agent and a band of rebels battle a regime that uses a drug to suppress people's emotions. (R) (2:00) FX: Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Equinox '70. Edward Connell. Two guys and two girls searching for a scientist find a forest full of monsters and a demon king. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 6:45 A.M., Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Eragon '06. Ed Speleers. The discovery of a dragon's egg puts a poor farm boy on the path to his destiny to be a Dragon Rider and defeat an evil king. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Escape From the Planet of the Apes '71. Roddy McDowall. Cornelius, Zira and Milo, apes from the future, escape to 1970s Los Angeles and pose a threat. (G) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)

• E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial '82. Henry Thomas. A boy's close encounter with an alien stranded on Earth leads to a unique friendship in Steven Spielberg's Oscar-winning film. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Evan Almighty '07. Steve Carell. A newly elected congressman faces a crisis of biblical proportions when God commands him to build an ark. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Tue. 2:35 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Ex '06. Zach Braff. A chronic underachiever takes a job at his father-in-law's advertising firm and locks horns with his wife's paraplegic former lover. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 5 P.M., Sat. 10:35 A.M., 7:30 P.M.

• Excessive Force '93. Thomas Ian Griffith. An urban policeman applies martial arts to a mobster and anyone else who gets in his way. (R) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Executive Decision '96. Kurt Russell. A commando squad must conduct a midair assault upon a hijacked plane loaded with terrorists and a deadly nerve gas. (R) (2:15) ENC: Wed. 12:50 P.M., 9:45 P.M. (CC)

• Eye of the Beast '07. James Van Der Beek. A scientist tries to stop a giant squid from killing residents of a small town. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

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• The Faculty '98. Jordana Brewster. High-school students gradually begin to suspect that their teachers are from another planet. (R) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 10:20 A.M., 8 P.M., TMC: Tue. 11:35 P.M. (CC)

• Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer '07. Ioan Gruffudd. Reed, Susan, Johnny and Ben face an intergalactic messenger who has arrived to prepare Earth for destruction. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 9:30 A.M., 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Fast and the Furious '01. Vin Diesel. An undercover police officer investigates a gang leader suspected of stealing electronic equipment. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sat. midnight (CC)

• Feel the Noise '07. Omarion Grandberry. A Harlem rapper and his half-brother hope to become music stars and perform Reggaeton, a blend of hip-hop, reggae and Latin music. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Fight Club '99. Brad Pitt. Two young professionals create an underground club where men can compete in hand-to-hand combat. (R) (2:20) HBO: Tue. 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• Fighting the Odds: The Marilyn Gambrell Story '05. Jami Gertz. A parole officer institutes a groundbreaking program to help children whose parents are incarcerated. (2:00) LIFE: Tue. noon (CC)

• Fire Down Below '97. Steven Seagal. A lone environmental agent takes on ruthless industrialists dumping toxic waste in the Kentucky hills. (R) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 8 P.M., 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• Fired! '07. Interviews with comics, economists and other people with even more ordinary jobs give takes on being fired. (NR) (1:15) TMC: Wed. 11:10 A.M., 7:05 P.M. (CC)

• Firestarter '84. David Keith. Quasifederal agents hunt a man,who can bend minds, and his daughter,who can start fires by staring. (R) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 2 P.M., Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• A Fistful of Dollars '64. Clint Eastwood. Sergio Leone's classic about a mysterious drifter's involvement with warring factions in a Mexican border town. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 8 P.M., 2:30 A.M., Tue. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Flight of the Phoenix '65. James Stewart. After being forced down in the desert, plane crash survivors race against time to rebuild their damaged aircraft. (NR) (3:00) AMC: Wed. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Flirting With Danger '06. Charisma Carpenter. A man falls for a mysterious woman who was involved with his late friend. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Flubber '97. Robin Williams. Enemies try to steal an absent-minded inventor's flying rubber creation and his fiancee. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 9 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Flyboys '06. James Franco. Several American youths volunteer for the French military before the U.S. enters World War I and later become a squadron of fighter pilots, the celebrated Lafayette Escadrille. (PG-13) (2:30) SHO: Sun. 6:30 A.M., 3:45 P.M., Sat. 5:10 A.M. (CC)

• Foolish '99. Eddie Griffin. A fledgling stand-up comic and his gangster brother team up to open their own comedy club. (R) (1:40) SHO: Tue. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Formula '80. George C. Scott. A police detective ties his buddy's murder to an oil tycoon and a long-lost Nazi formula for synthetic fuel. (R) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 4 A.M.

• Forrest Gump '94. Tom Hanks. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (PG-13) (2:20) MAX: Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Foul Play '78. Goldie Hawn. A San Francisco police detective protects a librarian who knows too much about a plot to kill the pope. (PG) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 5 A.M. (CC)

• The Fountain '06. Hugh Jackman. A man seeks immortality by traveling through the past, present and future; along the way he learns about love, death and what it means to be alive. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Four Weddings and a Funeral '94. Hugh Grant. An English charmer and a lusty American make love over a course of surprising events. (R) (2:00) STZ: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Freedom Writers '07. Hilary Swank. A dedicated Los Angeles teacher inspires her class of at-risk students to believe in themselves and achieve academic success. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• A Friendship to Die For '00. Linden Ashby. Two sultry friends plot to murder one's wealthy husband and use an unsuspecting cowboy as their patsy. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Fri. noon (CC)

• The Fugitive '47. Henry Fonda. John Ford's story of a Catholic priest on the run from Central American revolutionaries. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Fugitive Kind '60. Marlon Brando. A guitar-playing petty criminal wanders into a Mississippi town and attracts two troubled women. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 6 A.M.

• Full Count '06. William Baldwin. Before departing for college, five lifelong friends must help one of their own. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 3:30 P.M., Fri. 5:15 P.M. (CC)

• Funny Money '06. Chevy Chase. Henry runs into trouble with his wife, a good and bad cop, and Mr. Big after accidentally trading his briefcase for one with a million dollars inside. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sat. 10:55 A.M., 5:15 P.M.

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• G '02. Richard T. Jones. A hip-hop magnate tries to win back a former love who is now married to a stockbroker. (R) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Gacy '03. Mark Holton. Serial killer John Wayne Gacy rapes boys and young men, then hides the corpses under his house. (R) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• Gang Warz '04. Chino XL. Members of a Los Angeles community react to the release of an imprisoned gang leader. (NR) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Gangs of the Dead '06. Noel G. Rival gangs fight for their lives after a meteorite turns Los Angeles citizens into zombies. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sat. 9 P.M., 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Garfield Gets Real '07. Voices of Jason Marsden. Animated. Tired of life as a comic strip, Garfield comes into the real world to live as an ordinary house cat. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Sun. 9 A.M.

• Getting Played '05. Carmen Electra. Three friends play a game of seduction on a stranger, but the tables are turned when he finds out about the joke. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Ghost in a Teeny Bikini '06. Beautiful women have high spirits. (NR) (1:30) MAX: Mon. midnight (CC)

• Ghost Rider '07. Nicolas Cage. A motorcycle stuntman, who sold his soul to save a loved one, becomes a fiery agent for justice at night in the presence of evil. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Thu. 7:05 A.M., 4:10 P.M., 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Ghost Ship '02. Julianna Margulies. Members of a salvage crew and a pilot board a haunted vessel found floating in the Bering Sea. (R) (2:00) FX: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The Girl Gets Moe '97. Tony Danza. An aging gangster meets his match when he gets involved with a gun-toting femme fatale. (R) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• GoldenEye '95. Pierce Brosnan. A secret weapon's theft sends Agent 007 to Russia, where a pretty computer programmer helps him track an ex-cohort believed dead. (PG-13) (3:00) AMC: Sun. 1:30 P.M.

• Gone Baby Gone '07. Casey Affleck. Two private investigators tread on dangerous ground as they scour the Boston underworld for a kidnapped child. (R) (2:00) STZ: Sat. 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• Gone in Sixty Seconds '00. Nicolas Cage. A former thief must agree to steal 50 cars in one night to save his brother from being killed by a vehicle smuggler. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Sun. 12:30 A.M., Mon. 3:15 P.M., Fri. 12:45 A.M., Sat. 5:05 P.M. (CC)

• The Good German '06. George Clooney. An Army correspondent helps a former lover comb post-World War II Berlin for her missing husband, who is wanted by U.S. and Russian forces. (R) (1:55) ENC: Mon. 3:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Good, the Bad and the Ugly '67. Clint Eastwood. A drifter, a bandit and a bounty hunter reach a standoff over buried gold. (R) (4:00) AMC: Mon. 10:30 P.M., Tue. 11 A.M. (CC)

• The Good Thief '02. Nick Nolte. A drug-addicted thief hatches a plan to steal priceless paintings from the vault of a French casino. (R) (1:55) HBO: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)

• A Good Year '06. Russell Crowe. A London banker inherits his uncle's vineyard in Provence, then meets a long-lost cousin from America who claims the property is hers. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 7 P.M., Thu. noon (CC)

• Goodbye Again '61. Ingrid Bergman. Stranded by her lover, a 40-ish interior decorator in Paris turns to a U.S. client's playboy son. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Mon. 10 A.M.

• Gossip '00. James Marsden. As part of a class project, three college students start a rumor about a sexual encounter, which soon escalates out of control. (R) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Gothika '03. Halle Berry. A criminal psychologist awakens to find herself confined in a penitentiary, accused of murdering her husband. (R) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Graduation Week '99. Andrea Ferrell. Three nominees for a prestigious college prize each grapple with inner demons on the eve of their graduation. (R) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 11:50 P.M. (CC)

• Grand Canyon '91. Danny Glover. Los Angeles denizens cross paths, including a lawyer and a tow-truck driver who inadvertently saves his life. (R) (2:25) MAX: Fri. 5:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Greatest Story Ever Told '65. Max von Sydow. The life of Jesus unfolds according to the Bible, from birth to the Resurrection, on an epic scale. (G) (3:30) TCM: Thu. 12:30 P.M.

• Grindhouse '07. Kurt Russell. Filmmakers Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez pay tribute to 1970s-era exploitation films with "Death Proof" and "Planet Terror," plus fictitious ads and movie trailers. (R) (3:15) STZ: Wed. 12:35 A.M. (CC)

• Grindhouse Presents: Planet Terror '07. Rose McGowan. A one-legged go-go dancer and her ex-lover join forces with other survivors to battle a horde of flesh-eating zombies invading their Texas town. (NR) (1:55) STZ: Sat. 1:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Guns of Navarone '61. Gregory Peck. Allied commandos try to knock out a Nazi fortress over the Aegean. (NR) (3:30) AMC: Tue. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• A Guy Thing '03. Jason Lee. After his bachelor party, a man wakes up in bed with his fiancee's cousin, a dancer at the bash. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 8:50 A.M. (CC)

• Guys and Dolls '55. Marlon Brando. A Broadway gambler bets that a Runyonesque high roller cannot take a sidewalk soul-saver on a date to Havana. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

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• Hairspray '88. Ricki Lake. The Turnblads' plus-size daughter rocks a segregated TV dance show in 1960s Baltimore. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 6:50 A.M., 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers '88. Donald Pleasence. Dr. Loomis renews his hunt for killer Mike, who has escaped from the hospital once again. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Meyers '89. Donald Pleasence. Dr. Loomis meets Mike's 9-year-old niece, who seems to know when he's going to kill next. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Halls of Montezuma '50. Richard Widmark. U.S. Marines are sent on the reconnaissance patrol of a Japanese-held island in the Pacific. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 5 A.M. (CC)

• Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour in Disney Digital 3D '08. Miley Cyrus. The young performer does a musical tour in 2007, with special backstage footage and guests the Jonas Brothers. (G) (1:25) STZ: Sun. 9:05 A.M., 7:40 P.M., Mon. 6:10 A.M., Wed. 10:15 A.M., 5 P.M. (CC)

• Happily N'Ever After '07. Voices of Sarah Michelle Gellar. Animated. Cinderella forms a resistance movement when her wicked stepmother tries to tip the balance between good and evil in Fairy Tale Land. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 3:30 P.M., Sat. 7:35 A.M., 6 P.M.

• Hard to Kill '90. Steven Seagal. A policeman, who was pronounced dead but lived, eventually recovers with the help of a gorgeous nurse, and years later he seeks revenge. (R) (1:40) HBO: Thu. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire '05. Daniel Radcliffe. Signs of Voldemort's return emerge as Harry's friends help him prepare for a tournament with Europe's best student wizards. (PG-13) (3:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 7:30 P.M. (CC)

• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix '07. Daniel Radcliffe. When a new professor's inadequacy leaves Hogwarts unprepared to fight the rising tide of evil, Harry teaches a small group of students how to defend against the dark arts. (PG-13) (2:30) HBO: Sat. 8 A.M., 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban '04. Daniel Radcliffe. The young wizard and his friends confront Sirius Black, a fugitive with ties to Harry's past. (PG) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Harsh Times '05. Christian Bale. An unstable Gulf War veteran incites confrontation and violence through the streets of Los Angeles. (R) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 2:30 A.M.

• The Hawaiians '70. Charlton Heston. A seaman's grandson returns to the islands and builds a pineapple plantation in this sequel to "Hawaii" (1966). (GP) (2:30) TCM: Thu. 3:30 A.M.

• The Heartbreak Kid '07. Ben Stiller. After his new bride reveals her nasty nature, a man meets the woman who may be his real soulmate and tries to woo her. (R) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 4 P.M., 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Heavens Fall '06. Timothy Hutton. In 1931 a New York defense lawyer comes to the aid of nine black men accused of raping two white women in the South. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Heist '01. Gene Hackman. A veteran thief and his crew form a complex plan to rob a shipment of Swiss gold from an airport. (R) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Hellraiser: Hellworld '05. Doug Bradley. Evil Pinhead and his minions torment a group of teens obsessed with cyberspace. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 3 A.M.

• Here Come the Munsters '95. Edward Herrmann. Herman, Lily, Grandpa and clan relocate to Los Angeles after torch-wielding neighbors drive them from their Transylvania abode. (NR) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Hill Number One '51. Ruth Hussey. An Army chaplain regales disheartened troops with the story of Christ's victory on Golgotha. (NR) (1:00) EWTN: Sun. 10 P.M., Tue. 2 P.M., Thu. 4 A.M.

• The Hills Have Eyes 2 '07. Michael McMillian. Cannibalistic mutants attack a group of National Guardsmen investigating a distress signal in the New Mexican desert. (R) (1:35) HBO: Mon. 4:25 A.M. (CC)

• Hills of Home '48. Edmund Gwenn. A dedicated Scottish doctor tries to cure Lassie's water phobia while caring for patients throughout the glen. (G) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 8 A.M. (CC)

• History of the World: Part I '81. Mel Brooks. Bawdy segments include the dawn of man, Moses, Nero, an empress, the Inquisition and the French Revolution. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Holiday '06. Cameron Diaz. Two women, one from America and one from England, swap homes at Christmastime after bad breakups with their boyfriends. (PG-13) (2:20) STZ: Thu. 9:30 A.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• Hollywood Homicide '03. Harrison Ford. A veteran Los Angeles detective and his partner investigate the slaying of a rap group. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Home Alone 2: Lost in New York '92. Macaulay Culkin. Once again left behind by his family, the boy hero lands in Manhattan and battles two burglars he faced before. (PG) (2:05) STZ: Sun. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Home for the Holidays '95. Holly Hunter. Fights and reconciliations mark a single mom's Thanksgiving with her dysfunctional Baltimore clan. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Honey '03. Jessica Alba. A dancer/choreographer organizes a benefit to raise money for a new studio for inner-city youth. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Hoosiers '86. Gene Hackman. A college basketball coach leaves the Navy in 1951 and becomes coach of an underdog Indiana high-school team. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Mon. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Hot Fuzz '07. Simon Pegg. A British constable feels certain foul play is afoot when a series of grisly accidents rocks his quiet village. (R) (2:00) MAX: Thu. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Hotel Erotica Cabo 9: Addicted to Love '04. Beautiful women run wild at a resort. (1:25) MAX: Thu. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• House of Frankenstein '45. Boris Karloff. A mad doctor and his hunchbacked helper revive Dracula, the Wolf Man and the Frankenstein monster. (NR) (1:30) AMC: Fri. 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• House of Usher '08. Frank Mentier. A terrifying secret awaits a young man when he visits an old friend at his crumbling estate. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 5 P.M. (CC)

• How High '01. Method Man. Two stoners get into Harvard University after magic marijuana enables them to ace their tests. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• How to Deal '03. Mandy Moore. A disillusioned teenager thinks true love does not exist, until she meets the perfect guy. (PG-13) (2:30) WE: Sat. 5:30 P.M., 1 A.M.

• The Hunt for Red October '90. Sean Connery. Moscow, Washington and a CIA analyst track a renegade Soviet captain and his new submarine. (PG) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 11 P.M., Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)

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• I Dream Too Much '35. Lily Pons. Two married music students face disharmony when she hits the high note of success before he does. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)

• I Dreamed of Africa '00. Kim Basinger. After a harrowing car accident, a woman and her family move to Africa where she eventually becomes a celebrated conservationist. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)

• I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry '07. Adam Sandler. When bureaucratic red tape prevents him from naming his children as life insurance beneficiaries, a firefighter asks his buddy to pose as his domestic partner. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 7 P.M., Tue. 12:30 P.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• I Think I Love My Wife '07. Chris Rock. Attraction to a free-spirited woman causes a man to question the happiness he feels with his wife and family. (R) (1:35) HBO: Wed. 1:25 A.M. (CC)

• Ice Age: The Meltdown '06. Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Manny, Sid and Diego reunite to warn their friends about the danger to their homes posed by swiftly melting ice. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Identity Theft: The Michelle Brown Story '04. Kimberly Williams-Paisley. A young woman faces a nightmarish battle to restore her good name after a stranger steals her identity and racks up a massive debt. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Idiocracy '06. Luke Wilson. Selected for a human hibernation project, an average soldier awakens 500 years in the future, where society is so dumbed-down that he is the smartest person alive. (R) (1:25) HBO: Tue. 4:05 A.M. (CC)

• The In-Laws '79. Peter Falk. A New York dentist lands in a Central American hot spot with a shady guy who soon will be his daughter's father-in-law. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 7 A.M. (CC)

• In the Land of Women '07. Adam Brody. After a bad breakup leaves him heartbroken, a young man moves in with his ailing grandmother and gets involved with the family across the street. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Independence Day '96. Will Smith. A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fight back after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap Earth's major cities. (PG-13) (2:30) ENC: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Indiscreet '58. Cary Grant. A U.S. diplomat in London pretends to be married while having an affair with a famous actress. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Intermezzo: A Love Story '39. Leslie Howard. On a tour break, a concert violinist meets and has an affair with his daughter's piano teacher. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. midnight.

• Interview With the Vampire '94. Tom Cruise. The immortal Louis tells of his life as a vampire recruited by Lestat in 1791 Louisiana. (R) (2:05) SHO: Fri. 6:55 P.M.

• Intimate Stranger '06. Kari Matchett. A man stalks a single mother after she ends their relationship. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Invasion '07. Nicole Kidman. A psychiatrist discovers that an epidemic altering the behavior of human beings is extraterrestrial in origin. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sat. 8 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Invasion of the Body Snatchers '78. Donald Sutherland. San Francisco health inspectors find alien pods are taking over people as they sleep. (PG) (2:05) ENC: Fri. 4:10 A.M. (CC)

• The Invisible '07. Justin Chatwin. After a violent attack, a young man is trapped between the realm of the living and that of the dead, and he must unravel what happened to him or be lost forever. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Tue. 12:15 P.M., 10:45 P.M. (CC)

• Irish Jam '06. Eddie Griffin. An American con artist wins a poetry contest staged by residents of a financially strapped Irish town. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 10:45 A.M., Fri. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

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• Jackass: Number Two '06. Johnny Knoxville. Daredevils go for the gross-out when they subject an unsuspecting public to more outrageous stunts and practical jokes. (R) (1:35) TMC: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Jackass: The Movie '02. Johnny Knoxville. Nitwits perform outrageous stunts and pull practical jokes on an unsuspecting public. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 2 A.M., Sat. 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Jane Austen Book Club '07. Maria Bello. In a book club devoted to the author's works, several people discover that their own lives closely parallel themes found in Austen's prose. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• Jesse James '39. Tyrone Power. Henry King directed this account of the lives and crimes of the notorious outlaw and his brother, Frank. (GP) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 6:15 A.M. (CC)

• Jet Li's Fearless '06. Jet Li. After spending time in a remote village to atone for his past, a martial artist gets caught in a duel to defend China's honor against his country's enemies. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Jezebel '38. Bette Davis. A New Orleans belle uses another man to make her fiance jealous. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• Joe Dirt '01. David Spade. A goofy janitor tells a radio talk-show host about his search for the parents who abandoned him. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 10:30 A.M., 7 P.M. (CC)

• John Tucker Must Die '06. Jesse Metcalfe. Three popular gals from different cliques join forces for revenge after discovering that the school stud is stringing them along. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 5:15 P.M., Fri. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Johnson Family Vacation '04. Cedric the Entertainer. Disaster strikes when a man takes his wife and three unruly children on a road trip from Los Angeles to Missouri. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Wed. 6 P.M., Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Joshua '07. Sam Rockwell. A Wall Street broker and his wife fall victim to a series of sinister events that their precocious son may have engineered. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 12:50 P.M. (CC)

• Journey to the End of the Night '06. Scott Glenn. A man hatches a scheme to double-cross his father and steal money from a drug deal. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Judge Dredd '95. Sylvester Stallone. An archcriminal escapes in 22nd-century New York and seeks revenge on the lawman who sent him to prison. (R) (1:45) ENC: Sat. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Julius Caesar '53. Marlon Brando. Shakespeare's Brutus, Cassius and others plot the Roman ruler's death, but Mark Antony avenges it. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 10:15 A.M. (CC)

• Junebug '05. Amy Adams. Months after his wedding, a man travels to his North Carolina hometown to introduce his wife to his family. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. noon (CC)

• Jurassic Park '93. Sam Neill. An entrepreneur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist and others to his jungle theme-park featuring dinosaurs regenerated from DNA. (PG-13) (3:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 9 P.M.

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• Kangaroo Jack '03. Jerry O'Connell. Two friends must catch a kangaroo in Australia after it steals money that belongs to a gangster in New York. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Sat. 4 P.M.

• Keeping Mum '06. Rowan Atkinson. The problems of an oblivious vicar and his bored wife seem to disappear when a new housekeeper arrives on the scene. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 1:45 P.M., TMC: Sat. 12:35 P.M. (CC)

• Khartoum '66. Charlton Heston. British Gen. Charles "Chinese" Gordon becomes a martyr in hostilities with the army of the Mahdi in 1885 Sudan. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Killing Emmett Young '02. Scott Wolf. Complications arise after a terminally ill Philadelphia detective hires a hit man to kill him. (R) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 10:35 A.M. (CC)

• Kindergarten Cop '90. Arnold Schwarzenegger. An undercover officer teaches a rowdy class of peewees, to identify one whose mother must be found. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Thu. 6:05 P.M. (CC)

• King of the Lost World '05. Bruce Boxleitner. Survivors of a plane crash in the Amazon encounter giant scorpions, dragons and a gorilla. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 5 P.M.

• King of the Pecos '36. John Wayne. A lawyer whose parents were murdered by a ruthless cattle baron prepares himself for a confrontation with the killer. (NR) (1:15) AMC: Sat. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Kiss Me, Guido '97. Nick Scotti. A homosexual actor must teach his straight roommate the ins and outs of gay culture for a part in an ex-lover's play. (R) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 2:10 P.M., Thu. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Knocked Up '07. Seth Rogen. A rising journalist and an irresponsible slacker ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy. (R) (2:15) MAX: Thu. 8:45 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

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• Lady in the Water '06. Paul Giamatti. A building manager rescues an enigmatic young woman and learns that she is a "narf," a character from a bedtime story, who is trying to return to her world. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 9 A.M., Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Last King of Scotland '06. Forest Whitaker. The personal physician of Ugandan dictator Idi Amin witnesses his murderous reign of terror. (R) (2:05) MAX: Mon. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Last Sect '06. David Carradine. A vampire hunter tracks female bloodsuckers who use an Internet dating site to lure men and women. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Last Sentinel '07. Don Wilson. A warrior and a freedom fighter join forces to battle an elite unit meant to protect mankind. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 11 P.M.

• The Last Starfighter '84. Lance Guest. The alien inventor of a video war-game whisks a teen into outer space to play it for real. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Lean on Me '89. Morgan Freeman. Principal Joe Clark goes to bat against drugs, crime and bad grades in his Paterson, N.J., high school. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Tue. 7:30 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Legends of the Fall '94. Brad Pitt. A retired cavalry officer and his sons live on a pre-World War I Montana cattle ranch. (R) (2:15) ENC: Wed. 10:35 A.M. (CC)

• Leprechaun '92. Warwick Davis. An Irish fairy escapes from a crate and goes on a gory quest for his 100 stolen gold coins. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 12:30 P.M.

• Leprechaun 2 '94. Warwick Davis. A malevolent leprechaun seeks to fulfill a 1,000-year-old curse by enslaving an alluring Californian. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 2:30 P.M.

• Leprechaun 3 '95. Warwick Davis. The diminutive demon meets his match when a college student becomes contaminated with leprechaun blood. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 4:30 P.M.

• Leprechaun 4 in Space '96. Warwick Davis. An evil leprechaun holds an alien princess hostage so he can marry her and rule the universe. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 10:30 A.M.

• Less Than Zero '87. Andrew McCarthy. Beverly Hills rich kids help their friend who is hooked on cocaine. (R) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Let Us Live '39. Maureen O'Sullivan. A young woman and a police detective try to save her cabby fiance who is on death row. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 7:30 A.M.

• Lethal Weapon 4 '98. Mel Gibson. Los Angeles police partners take on members of a Chinese triad who are smuggling families from the mainland. (R) (2:15) HBO: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)

• The Life and Times of Hank Greenberg '99. Hank Greenberg. Filmmaker Aviva Kempner profiles the former Detroit Tiger, who defied anti-Semitism to play baseball in the '30s and '40s. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 6:45 A.M. (CC)

• Like Mike 2: Streetball '06. Jascha Washington. A pair of lucky sneakers turns a small, untalented basketball player into a star. (PG) (2:00) BET: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Little Man '06. Shawn Wayans. A very small fugitive from the law poses as a toddler to gain access to the stolen gem he stashed in a woman's purse. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Sun. 11:50 A.M., 8 P.M., 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Little Women '33. Katharine Hepburn. Four sisters in Massachusetts forge unbreakable family ties in this adaptation of Louisa May Alcott's story. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Live Free or Die '06. Aaron Stanford. Hoping to pass himself off as a dangerous outlaw, a small-time crook takes credit for the death of a local New Hampshire bully. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Live Free or Die Hard '07. Bruce Willis. John McClane grapples with a villain who plans to shut down the United States by attacking the country's vulnerable computer infrastructure. (PG-13) (2:15) MAX: Sun. 8:30 A.M., 4:45 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Lockdown '00. Richard T. Jones. A talented athlete and his two friends struggle to survive in prison after a wrongful conviction. (R) (2:00) BET: Mon. 8 P.M., midnight (CC)

• The Longest Yard '74. Burt Reynolds. A warden forces an ex-football star to lead fellow inmates in a game against the guards. (R) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World '05. Albert Brooks. The U.S. government sends comic Albert Brooks to India and Pakistan, from New Delhi to a secret mountain location, on a mission to discover what makes the 300 million Muslim residents of those regions laugh. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 9:45 A.M. (CC)

• Looking for Kitty '04. Edward Burns. A world-weary detective and a high-school coach form a bond as they comb New York City for the coach's runaway wife. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 5 P.M., Thu. 11:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring '01. Elijah Wood. A chosen hobbit and his loyal friends join a wizard, humans, a dwarf and an elf on a quest to destroy a powerful ring and defeat an evil lord. (PG-13) (3:45) TNT: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King '03. Elijah Wood. Frodo and Sam march toward Mount Doom to destroy the ring, while Gandalf and warriors prepare for a final confrontation with Sauron and his allies. (PG-13) (3:45) TNT: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers '02. Elijah Wood. Now divided, members of a fellowship take different paths to destroy the ring and defeat evil Sauron and his pawns. (PG-13) (3:45) TNT: Sun. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Lost City '05. Andy Garcia. Castro's Communist Revolution sweeps through Cuba, catching an apolitical Havana club owner in the middle and dividing his family. (R) (2:30) SHO: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Love Comes to the Executioner '04. Jonathan Tucker. While his brother sits on death row, a prison worker falls for the man's incarcerated ex-girlfriend. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Love of Her Life '08. Brandy Ledford. Jilted by her latest beau, one woman vows revenge against another by stealing away the latter's teenage son. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Love Thy Neighbor '05. Alexandra Paul. A family moves into a seemingly idyllic community but starts to receive threats from an unknown source. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Loveless in Los Angeles '07. Dash Mihok. The producer of a reality TV show reconnects with a former classmate who appears on his program. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 4:30 P.M., Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Lucky Number Slevin '06. Josh Hartnett. A conflict between black and Jewish gangsters in New York City and a case of mistaken identity land a man in the middle of a revenge plot of a crime boss. (R) (1:50) SHO: Fri. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

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• Mad About Mambo '00. William Ash. A soccer player takes mambo lessons and falls for his partner, but she already has a boyfriend. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Mad Max '79. Mel Gibson. In an Australia of the not-too-distant future, a police officer strikes back against motorized menaces to what is left of society after a nuclear holocaust. (R) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 12:50 A.M., Sat. 4:40 P.M. (CC)

• Major Dundee '65. Charlton Heston. A Union major chases Indians to Mexico with a condemned Confederate captain and a cavalry of prisoners. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Thu. 11 P.M. (CC)

• The Male Animal '42. Henry Fonda. A Midwestern professor fights for his wife and academic freedom on the eve of a big football game. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Man on Fire '04. Denzel Washington. Hired as a bodyguard for a young girl, a retired CIA agent takes revenge on her kidnappers in Mexico City. (R) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Man Trouble '92. Jack Nicholson. Love and danger unite a dog trainer and an opera singer, each of whom are married. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 7 A.M. (CC)

• The Man With the Golden Gun '74. Roger Moore. Agent 007 heads for the Orient to find a $1 million hit man with a midget sidekick. (PG) (3:00) SPIKE: Thu. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Mannequin '87. Andrew McCarthy. A Philadelphia window dresser woos a mannequin brought to life by the spirit of an ancient princess. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Sun. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• Marie Antoinette '06. Kirsten Dunst. An Austrian teenager becomes queen of France, then later loses her head during the French Revolution. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Thu. 2:50 A.M., Fri. 3:20 P.M. (CC)

• The Marrying Man '91. Kim Basinger. Mobster Bugsy Siegel makes a Las Vegas singer and a playboy marry as punishment for their hanky-panky. (R) (2:05) ENC: Fri. 2:10 P.M. (CC)

• Marvin's Room '96. Meryl Streep. A Florida leukemia patient needs her sister's bone marrow, but first they must end a 20-year feud. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Thu. 3 A.M.

• Mary of Scotland '36. Katharine Hepburn. Upon her ascension to Scotland's throne, Mary Stuart is confronted by the jealousies of her cousin, Elizabeth I. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sat. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• M*A*S*H '70. Donald Sutherland. Hip Army surgeons Hawkeye and Trapper John make their own rules in the chaos of Korea. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 2 A.M., Wed. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World '03. Russell Crowe. In 1805 a British captain and his crew endure hardships while trying to prevent a French ship from reaching the Pacific Ocean. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• The Matador '05. Pierce Brosnan. Ao tentar aproveitar de uma oportunidade, um homem de neg??cios, com problemas financeiros,viaja para a cidade do M??xico e acaba esbarrando com um assassino profissional. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Matchstick Men '03. Nicolas Cage. After meeting his daughter for the first time, a con man and his partner try to swindle a boorish businessman. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 1:45 A.M.

• Material Girls '06. Hilary Duff. Two sibling cosmetics heiresses must grow up quickly when a company scandal leaves them penniless. (PG) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 11:20 A.M., 6:50 P.M. (CC)

• Max Keeble's Big Move '01. Alex D. Linz. When his parents announce they are moving, a schoolboy decides to take revenge against his tormentors. (PG) (1:35) DIS: Mon. 7 P.M., Tue. noon (CC)

• Meet the Robinsons '07. Voices of Angela Bassett. Animated. A mysterious time-traveler named Wilbur Robinson takes a boy genius on a trip to the future to spend a day with Wilbur's eccentric family. (G) (1:35) STZ: Wed. 11:40 A.M., 6:20 P.M., Thu. 6:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Messengers '07. Kristen Stewart. A teen and her younger brother desperately try to warn their disbelieving family about ominous apparitions that only the children see. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Thu. 10:45 A.M., 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Metroland '97. Christian Bale. Urging a bohemian existence, a former schoolmate disrupts a London couple's conventional lifestyle. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• Miami Vice '06. Colin Farrell. A case involving drug lords and murder in South Florida turns personal for detectives Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs. (R) (2:15) MAX: Fri. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Milk Money '94. Melanie Griffith. A suburban widower winds up with a kindhearted hooker in his home after his young son's excursion in the city. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Mimic 3: Sentinel '03. Karl Geary. While taking photographs through his window, an invalid witnesses an attack by a giant, carnivorous cockroach. (R) (1:20) ENC: Sat. 8 A.M., SHO: Wed. 3:10 P.M. (CC)

• Mind Over Murder '05. Tori Spelling. A prosecutor places herself in danger when she tries to use her newfound telepathy to investigate a crime. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Mission: Impossible 2 '00. Tom Cruise. IMF agent Ethan Hunt and his team try to stop a former agent from unleashing a deadly, engineered virus. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Mon. midnight, Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation '62. James Stewart. A St. Louis banker spends 30 days at the seashore with his wife and family, trying to relax. (NR) (2:00) MAX: Thu. 5:15 A.M. (CC)

• Modigliani '04. Andy Garcia. Penniless artist Amedeo Modigliani maintains a bitter rivalry with Pablo Picasso and captures the heart of a higher-born Catholic woman. (R) (2:10) TMC: Mon. 5:50 P.M., Thu. 2:50 P.M. (CC)

• Morning Glory '33. Katharine Hepburn. A stage-struck New England girl meets men and gets a lucky break in New York. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Sat. 6 A.M.

• Mortal Kombat '95. Robin Shou. Three martial artists are forced to battle demonic adversaries with the fate of the world hanging in the balance. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Movie Hero '03. Jeremy Sisto. A deluded Hollywood citizen is convinced that an unseen camera is broadcasting his life over the airwaves. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont '05. Joan Plowright. An elderly widow and a young writer develop an unlikely friendship when she relocates to London to be near her grandson. (NR) (1:50) SHO: Fri. 10:10 A.M. (CC)

• Multiplicity '96. Michael Keaton. Cloning enables a harried family man to step back from life's responsibilities, a situation that becomes irreversible. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Mon. 11:40 A.M. (CC)

• Murder at 75 Birch '99. Melissa Gilbert. A woman attempts to sort out the details concerning her brother-in-law's possible involvement in his wife's murder. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Music From Another Room '98. Jude Law. A young man feels fated to marry a woman who is indifferent to him and betrothed to another. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 6:20 A.M. (CC)

• Mutiny on the Bounty '62. Marlon Brando. First mate Fletcher Christian leads his 18th-century shipmates in revolt against odious Captain Bligh. (NR) (3:15) TCM: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)

• My Best Friend's Wedding '97. Julia Roberts. A writer tries to stop her former lover from marrying another woman, a guileless heiress. (PG-13) (2:15) TBS: Fri. 12:10 A.M., Sat. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• My Big Fat Greek Wedding '02. Nia Vardalos. Family tensions arise after a woman falls in love with a man who is not Greek. (PG) (1:45) TBS: Sun. 8 P.M., 9:45 P.M. (CC)

• My Date With the President's Daughter '98. Dabney Coleman. Longing for an ordinary life, a teen gives Secret Service agents the slip for a date with a schoolmate. (1:40) DIS: Wed. 7 P.M., Thu. noon (CC)

• My Fellow Americans '96. Jack Lemmon. Two ex-presidents feud while running from government goons trying to silence them about a kickback scandal. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Mystery, Alaska '99. Russell Crowe. The National Hockey League sends the New York Rangers to play a legendary local team in an isolated Alaskan town. (R) (2:00) ENC: Sun. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

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• Nacho Libre '06. Jack Black. To raise money for an orphanage, a Mexican cook named Ignacio moonlights as a professional wrestler. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 12:25 P.M., 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• Naked on the Inside '07. Filmmaker Kim Farrant interviews diverse people who discuss their bodies and self-image. (NR) (1:25) SHO: Thu. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• The Naked Spur '53. James Stewart. A bounty hunter has competition for an outlaw's daughter and a cornered killer. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. midnight (CC)

• National Lampoon's Dorm Daze '03. Tatyana Ali. Chaos ensues after two different women named Dominique arrive at a coed dormitory just before Christmas break. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon's Vacation '83. Chevy Chase. The Griswolds and family head by station wagon for the California fun park Walley World. (R) (2:00) CMT: Sun. 3 P.M.

• National Lampoon's Van Wilder '02. Ryan Reynolds. An underachieving collegian needs money to stay in school after his father cuts off his funds. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation '97. Chevy Chase. Clark and Ellen Griswold's disastrous family outing includes a visit with boorish Cousin Eddie. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Tue. 3:40 P.M. (CC)

• Nearing Grace '05. Gregory Smith. A teenager in 1978 New Jersey falls for a seductive classmate, unaware that a gal pal is in love with him. (R) (1:50) TMC: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Negotiator '98. Samuel L. Jackson. A framed police negotiator takes hostages and demands to speak with a counterpart from another precinct. (R) (2:25) MAX: Sun. 2:20 P.M. (CC)

• Net Games '03. C. Thomas Howell. A married man puts his life in danger after meeting a psychotic woman on the Internet. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Never Been Kissed '99. Drew Barrymore. A former high-school nerd, now a reporter, gets a second chance when she goes under cover for a story on cool teens. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Never Say Never Again '83. Sean Connery. Aging agent 007 seeks hijacked warheads and finds SPECTRE's Largo and Fatima Blush. (PG) (3:00) SPIKE: Wed. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Newsies '92. Christian Bale. A newsboy leads his shortchanged buddies in a strike against publisher Joseph Pulitzer in 1899 New York. (PG) (2:05) ENC: Wed. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Night at the Museum '06. Ben Stiller. A night watchman at a museum of natural history discovers that exhibits come alive after the building closes. (PG) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

• No Brother of Mine '07. Kellie Martin. A woman encounters her troubled sibling while visiting her dying grandmother across the country. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. noon (CC)

• No Reservations '07. Catherine Zeta-Jones. A career-centered chef faces important changes in her life when she becomes her young niece's guardian and crosses forks with a brash employee in her kitchen. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 3:30 P.M., 2:10 A.M., Mon. 2:15 P.M., 10:30 P.M., Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Norbit '07. Eddie Murphy. Though married to a terrible shrew, a man tries to figure out a way to be with his childhood sweetheart, who has just moved back into town. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 7:45 A.M., 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• North to Alaska '60. John Wayne. A prospector brings a French girl back from Seattle to his partner in gold-rush Alaska. (NR) (2:45) AMC: Sat. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

• Notes on a Scandal '06. Cate Blanchett. A charismatic new colleague draws a veteran teacher, and they become close friends, then the older woman learns of the other's affair with a teenage student. (R) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Notorious '46. Cary Grant. A U.S. agent brings a traitor's daughter to Rio de Janeiro to seduce an exiled Nazi. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

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• Ocean's Eleven '01. George Clooney. A parolee organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sat. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)

• Off the Black '06. Nick Nolte. A paternal bond slowly forms between a dying umpire and the young ballplayer he caught vandalizing his house. (R) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• On Deadly Ground '94. Steven Seagal. An oil-company trouble-shooter must blow up his employer's unsafe refinery to protect Inuit land in the far North. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 11:50 P.M., Wed. 2:45 A.M.

• On Golden Pond '81. Katharine Hepburn. An old professor and his wife make peace with their daughter in New England. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 2:15 A.M.

• On Her Majesty's Secret Service '69. George Lazenby. Agent 007 proposes to a contessa and foils SPECTRE chief Blofeld's agricultural plot. (PG) (4:00) SPIKE: Mon. 9 A.M. (CC)

• On the Waterfront '54. Marlon Brando. A conscience-stricken ex-boxer stands up to a corrupt union boss after unwittingly participating in a fellow longshoreman's murder. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• On Thin Ice '03. Diane Keaton. A single mother who once worked for drug dealers goes under cover for the FBI to smash the ring. (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)

• The One '01. Jet Li. A team of agents hunts a renegade who leaps through dimensions in order to gain enormous power. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Sat. 3:05 P.M., 12:20 A.M. (CC)

• One Fine Day '96. Michelle Pfeiffer. On a hectic day, architect Melanie, single mom of a small boy, meets news columnist Jack, divorced dad of a little girl. (PG) (1:50) STZ: Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)

• 101 Dalmatians '96. Glenn Close. London fashion maven Cruella DeVil steals pups for her newest creation, a Dalmatian coat. (G) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

• One Is a Lonely Number '72. Trish Van Devere. After being deserted by her husband, a woman falls in love with a married man. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)

• One Last Thing ... '05. Cynthia Nixon. A terminally ill 16-year-old spends time with a beautiful but obnoxious supermodel. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. noon, Fri. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• Operation Petticoat '59. Cary Grant. Navy officers and crew patrol the South Pacific in a pink sub with five nurses. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• Out of Season '04. Dennis Hopper. A drifter gets mixed up with shady characters embroiled in devious plots in a seaside town. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

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• Painkiller Jane '05. Emmanuelle Vaugier. A woman develops amazing powers after exposure to a biochemical weapon alters her genetic makeup. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Tue. 3 A.M.

• The Painted Veil '06. Naomi Watts. Caught in an affair with another man, a scientist's callow wife accompanies her husband to mainland China to fight a cholera epidemic. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Mon. noon, Thu. 5:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Pallbearer '96. David Schwimmer. A directionless young man faces romantic complications after he is asked to attend a forgotten classmate's funeral. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 10:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Paper '94. Michael Keaton. Two New York tabloid editors come to blows over a front-page story that may be true for only a day. (R) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Paris '03. Chad Allen. A Los Angeles lawman eludes thugs while helping a Chinese woman escape from the sex trade. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 5 A.M.

• Paris When It Sizzles '64. William Holden. A screenwriter finds himself falling in love with the secretary he's temporarily hired to help meet a deadline. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Partners '00. Casper Van Dien. Two unlikely partners work together to sell a stolen briefcase and its valuable contents on the black market. (R) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Pat and Mike '52. Spencer Tracy. A promoter falls for a gym teacher he bills as the world's top woman athlete. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Pay It Forward '00. Kevin Spacey. In response to a challenge by his teacher, an 11-year-old proposes an idea for individual deeds to change the world. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Paycheck '03. Ben Affleck. After learning his memory has been erased, a technical wizard goes on the run to piece together clues from his past. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Thu. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Peacemaker '97. George Clooney. A scientist and an Army Special Forces colonel travel the globe in pursuit of stolen nuclear weapons. (R) (2:30) TBS: Thu. midnight (CC)

• The Perfect Man '05. Hilary Duff. A crafty teen invents a secret admirer to prevent her mother from having another bad relationship. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 11:45 P.M., Mon. 10 A.M. (CC)

• A Perfect Murder '98. Michael Douglas. A commodities broker persuades his wife's lover to kill her in order to inherit her trust fund. (R) (1:50) MAX: Tue. 4:15 P.M., Sat. 2:35 P.M. (CC)

• The Philadelphia Story '40. Cary Grant. A snooty socialite fights with her ex-husband and flirts with a reporter. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Piano '93. Holly Hunter. The mute wife of a settler teaches her lover to play the piano in colonial New Zealand. (R) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Pi??ata: Survival Island '02. Nicholas Brendon. Released from a pi??ata, an evil spirit terrorizes young partygoers on an island. (R) (1:45) AMC: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest '06. Johnny Depp. Capt. Jack Sparrow must find a way to avoid the clutches of ghostly pirate Davey Jones and his crew or be damned for all eternity. (PG-13) (2:35) ENC: Tue. 7:40 A.M., 5:20 P.M., 12:50 A.M. (CC)

• Play It to the Bone '99. Antonio Banderas. Two best friends and former boxing rivals must get to Las Vegas but are sidetracked by a beautiful hitchhiker and a woman with a temper. (R) (2:00) WGN: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Pok??mon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew '06. Animated. The Pokemon must rescue Pikachu from the clutches of evil Mew. (NR) (2:00) TOON: Mon. 10 A.M.

• Police Academy '84. Steve Guttenberg. The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits: one has a police record; another does vocal sound effects. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 4:30 P.M., Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Population 436 '06. Jeremy Sisto. A census taker travels to a small town where the population has remained the same for the past 100 years. (R) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Powder '95. Mary Steenburgen. The head of a Texas school for troubled boys takes interest in a pale-skinned teen with highly evolved mental abilities. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 10 A.M., 6:30 P.M., 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Predator '87. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A sneaky alien monster attacks commandos on a jungle mission in South America. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 10:30 A.M., Fri. midnight, 4 A.M. (CC)

• Predator 2 '90. Danny Glover. Local and federal police hunt a sneaky alien creature, now skinning drug dealers in 1997 Los Angeles. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 8:30 A.M., Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Pretty in Pink '86. Molly Ringwald. A rich teen asks an unpopular teen to the senior prom, creating problems among their separate circles of friends. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 2:20 P.M. (CC)

• The Prince & Me '04. Julia Stiles. A premedical student falls in love with a Danish prince who keeps his identity a secret. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 4:55 A.M., Sat. 8:55 A.M. (CC)

• The Prince & Me 2: The Royal Wedding '06. Luke Mably. A handsome Danish prince learns he must abdicate his throne if he marries a commoner. (PG) (2:05) TBS: Sat. 11:10 A.M. (CC)

• The Prince of Tides '91. Nick Nolte. Family wounds are healed by a Southerner's affair with his suicidal sister's New York psychiatrist. (R) (3:00) LIFE: Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The Princess Bride '87. Cary Elwes. A storybook stableboy turns pirate and rescues his beloved, who is about to marry a dreadful prince. (PG) (2:00) WE: Sat. 1:30 P.M.

• The Princess Diaries '01. Julie Andrews. A woman gives etiquette lessons to her reluctant granddaughter who is heir apparent to a throne. (G) (2:30) ABCFAM: Mon. 7:30 P.M. (CC)

• Problem Child 2 '91. John Ritter. Unruly Junior meets wild Trixie and together they try to match his father with her mother. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Professional '94. Jean Reno. An Italian hit man in New York risks his life to protect an orphan girl who captures his heart. (R) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• Project X '87. Matthew Broderick. While working on a program involving chimpanzees, a pilot questions the ethics of using animals for military purposes. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 7 A.M. (CC)

• The Prophecy: Forsaken '05. Kari Wuhrer. A lawman tries to protect a young woman who possesses a book that inhabitants of heaven and hell want. (R) (1:30) SCI-FI: Sun. 9 A.M.

• Psycho '60. Anthony Perkins. A woman on the run stops at a 12-cabin motel with showers, run by mother-fixated Norman Bates. (R) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Pursuit of Happyness '06. Will Smith. A single father and his young son endure many hardships as the father struggles to provide a better future for both of them. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Fri. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

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• Quigley Down Under '90. Tom Selleck. An Old West sharpshooter goes to Australia, where his new boss expects him to kill Aborigines. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

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• Radio '03. Cuba Gooding Jr. A high-school football coach becomes a mentor to a mentally impaired young man in 1970s South Carolina. (PG) (3:00) FX: Sun. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Rage in Heaven '41. Robert Montgomery. A mentally disturbed heir plots a twisted revenge when he imagines an affair between his wife and best friend. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 12:30 P.M.

• The Rainmaker '56. Burt Lancaster. A huckster charms a small-town Kansas spinster and offers to end a dry spell for a fee. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sat. midnight (CC)

• Ransom '96. Mel Gibson. A self-made millionaire stuns his wife and the FBI with a televised threat to his son's kidnappers. (R) (2:10) STZ: Tue. 12:35 A.M., Wed. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Raptor '01. Eric Roberts. A lawman and an animal control officer join forces to protect townspeople against a deadly prehistoric beast. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. midnight.

• The Rat Race '60. Tony Curtis. A saxophonist tries to share an apartment platonically with a dancer in New York. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 3 P.M.

• Ratatouille '07. Voices of Patton Oswalt. Animated. A Parisian rat who enjoys fine food lives beneath a famous restaurant and longs to become a great chef. (G) (1:55) STZ: Tue. 10:20 A.M., 7:05 P.M., 4:50 A.M., Fri. 11:40 A.M., 7:05 P.M., 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Ready to Rumble '00. David Arquette. Two die-hard fans vow to help wrestler Jimmy the King make a comeback after a loss destroys what was left of his career. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Reality Sex '05. Beautiful women make fantasies come true. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Sat. 12:20 A.M. (CC)

• Rebound '05. Martin Lawrence. Suspended after a public outburst, a college basketball coach accepts a short-term job with a team of middle schoolers. (PG) (2:00) FX: Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)

• The Red Danube '49. Walter Pidgeon. A British officer in love with a ballerina helps her evade Russian agents who have been tailing her. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Redline '07. Nathan Phillips. An ace driver enters the world of illegal drag racing. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Wed. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Remember the Titans '00. Denzel Washington. A Virginia high school hires a black football coach after undergoing integration in 1971. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Thu. 2:15 P.M., 5:05 A.M. (CC)

• RENO 911!: Miami '07. Thomas Lennon. Attending a police convention in Florida, bumbling Nevada officers must save the day when terrorists launch an attack. (R) (1:25) HBO: Fri. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Repo Man '84. Emilio Estevez. Punker Otto tries to repossess a Chevy Malibu with something alien and atomic in the trunk. (R) (1:45) ENC: Sat. 6:15 A.M. (CC)

• Reptilian '99. Harrison Young. Aliens try to destroy mankind with a giant fire-breathing dinosaur. (PG-13) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 11 A.M.

• Resident Evil: Apocalypse '04. Milla Jovovich. Survivors of a deadly virus must fight their way through Raccoon City's legion of undead inhabitants. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 9 P.M.

• Resident Evil: Extinction '07. Milla Jovovich. Genetically altered by Umbrella Corp., Alice and her cohorts try to eradicate an undead virus before it infects everyone on Earth. (R) (1:40) STZ: Fri. 2:50 A.M., Sat. 10:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Return '06. Sarah Michelle Gellar. A young woman tries to solve the mystery behind her increasingly terrifying visions of a stranger's brutal murder. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Rio Bravo '59. John Wayne. A Texas sheriff and his deputies try to hold a cattle baron's brother in jail. (NR) (3:00) AMC: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The River '84. Mel Gibson. Tennessee family corn farmers sandbag a flooding levee despite a dam builder who wants it to break. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Mon. 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• Road Trip '00. Seann William Scott. Friends embark on a lengthy car trip to intercept an illicit videotape mistakenly mailed to one's girlfriend. (R) (1:35) MAX: Fri. 9 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Robin Hood: Men in Tights '93. Cary Elwes. The Sherwood Forest archer leads his melting pot of outlaws against Prince John and the Sheriff of Rottingham. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 12:20 P.M. (CC)

• RoboCop 3 '93. Robert John Burke. The cyborg policeman takes to the air to defend a run-down neighborhood from a Japanese tycoon. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Sat. 1:50 A.M. (CC)

• Rogue Cop '54. Robert Taylor. A veteran policeman on a gangster's payroll avenges the hit-man slaying of his honest rookie brother. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Romance of Rosy Ridge '47. Van Johnson. In Civil War-era Missouri, a farmer and his wife keep a sharp eye on the stranger who is wooing their daughter. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Romeo Must Die '00. Jet Li. While seeking vengeance for his brother's murder, a former Hong Kong policeman falls for his foe's daughter. (R) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 2:55 A.M. (CC)

• Romy and Michele's High School Reunion '97. Mira Sorvino. Two pinheads try to impress former classmates with far-fetched success stories. (R) (2:00) TBS: Tue. 1 A.M., Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Rottweiler '04. William Miller. A vicious cybernetic dog devours everything in its path as it relentlessly hunts down an escaped fugitive. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 3 A.M.

• Running With Scissors '06. Annette Bening. A man looks back on his unusual childhood, his mentally ill mother and her unorthodox therapist. (R) (2:05) ENC: Tue. 10:15 A.M. (CC)

• Rush Hour 2 '01. Jackie Chan. Two detectives battle a Hong Kong gangster and his henchmen after a bombing at the U.S. Embassy. (PG-13) (2:10) TBS: Fri. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Rush Hour 3 '07. Jackie Chan. The assassination of a Chinese ambassador reunites Lee and Carter, who tangle with Triad gangsters in France. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 10 A.M., 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• Rx '05. Eric Balfour. Three close friends encounter two flamboyant drug dealers while on a weekend road trip. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 5 P.M. (CC)

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• The St. Valentine's Day Massacre '67. Jason Robards. Al Capone and his gang go to war with Bugs Moran's gang, ending with a setup in 1929 Chicago. (NR) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 5:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Salon '05. Vivica A. Fox. The owner of a beauty salon deals with squabbling employees while worrying about losing her business to development. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Fri. 9 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Samoura??s '02. Cyril Mourali. A Tokyo police commissioner must travel to Paris to kill his daughter and her demonic fetus. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Thu. 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause '06. Tim Allen. Scott Calvin, aka Santa, contends with visiting in-laws and a scheme by mischievous Jack Frost to freeze him out of Christmas. (G) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 1:40 P.M., 9 P.M., Tue. 8:45 A.M., Fri. 5:30 P.M., Sat. 8:20 A.M. (CC)

• Saratoga Trunk '45. Gary Cooper. A gold-digger meets a rich Texas gambler in 1875 New Orleans and follows him to upstate New York. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 7:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Sasquatch Gang '07. Jeremy Sumpter. A young sci-fi fan and his friends think they have found signs of Bigfoot. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 2:15 P.M., Wed. 8:15 A.M., 8 P.M., Sat. 9:05 A.M. (CC)

• Saw III '06. Tobin Bell. A kidnapped doctor must keep dying Jigsaw alive while a fellow victim completes his own maniacal test. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• A Scanner Darkly '06. Voices of Keanu Reeves. Animated. In Orange County, Calif., a drug-addicted cop who works under cover receives orders to spy on his housemates to nab an elusive dealer. (R) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 2:40 A.M. (CC)

• Scaramouche '52. Stewart Granger. An 18th-century Frenchman poses as a clown and meets a master swordsman in a duel of revenge. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 1:30 P.M.

• Scarface '83. Al Pacino. A Cuban immigrant from Castro's jails cuts a violent path of destruction on his way to the top of Miami's drug trade. (R) (3:30) BET: Sat. midnight (CC)