Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.

Send up to three entries to page2@post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest, Portfolio, PG, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh, PA 15222.

Please include your address and neighborhood. Deadline: July 21.

The winners, published here in two weeks, receive an umbrella, as we don't recommend going outside this summer without one.

First Place
"I've been accident-free for 23 days. What about you?"
Robin Prevade, Robinson

Second Place
Tom resented how competitive Library Science had become.
Karen Picard, Green Tree

Third Place
Ahead in the librarian Olympic trials, Milo loses focus as he pulls out "Tropic of Cancer."
Bill Jackman, Cheswick