Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.

Send up to three entries to page2@post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest, Portfolio, PG, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh, PA 15222.

Please include your address and neighborhood. Deadline: July 7.

The winners, published here in two weeks, receive an umbrella works better than smile in a rainstorm.

First Place
Ben Franklin ... Father of Static Electricity.
Dan Gardner, Bowie, Md.

Second Place
Inventor Benjamin Franklin becomes the first gas/electric hybrid.
Kielan Williams, Tarentum

Third Place
Ben pondered whether to discover electricity or a way to make his voice high and squeaky.
Marygrace Antkowski, Lawrenceville