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Television movies for the week of June 15
Sunday, June 15, 2008

TV Movies: June 15-21



MOVIE RATINGS


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G = General audiences

PG = Parental Guidance

PG-13 = Not recommended for preteens

R = Restricted audience



CC = Closed captioned for hearing impaired



ALPHABETICAL LISTING


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• Abandon '02. Katie Holmes. A detective discovers new facts regarding the disappearance of a collegian's boyfriend two years earlier. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Sat. 11 A.M.

• Aberration '97. Simon Bossell. A researcher investigating the extinction of small creatures meets a woman whose cabin is infested with odd creatures. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 3 A.M.

• Above the Law '88. Steven Seagal. A Chicago policewoman helps her cynical partner rid his working-class neighborhood of cocaine dealers. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 5 A.M. (CC)

• Absence of Malice '81. Paul Newman. A federal bureaucrat leads a Miami newswoman to libel a dead gangster's honest son. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 8 A.M.

• The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension '84. Peter Weller. A space hero and his team of do-gooders battle Dr. Lizardo and his army of Red Lectroids. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 5:35 A.M. (CC)

• After the Thin Man '36. William Powell. Urbane Nick and Nora Charles look for a cousin's missing husband and find murder. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Air America '90. Mel Gibson. CIA-funded pilots hit drug traffic while flying supplies for the covert war effort in Laos. (R) (2:30) TBS: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Air Bud '97. Michael Jeter. Abandoned by a disagreeable clown, a golden retriever with a knack for basketball befriends a lonely boy. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 6:20 P.M. (CC)

• Airheads '94. Brendan Fraser. Attention-hungry musicians decide to grab the media spotlight by taking staffers at a popular radio station hostage. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Sun. 6:15 A.M. (CC)

• Alexander '04. Colin Farrell. The young Macedonian king and general leads his army into battle to conquer much of the known world. (R) (4:00) AMC: Sat. 8 P.M.

• Ali '01. Will Smith. Muhammad Ali battles Sonny Liston, Joe Frazier and George Foreman and raises controversy outside the ring. (R) (2:30) TNT: Wed. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Alias Jesse James '59. Bob Hope. The outlaw tries to kill an insurance agent who has been mistaken for him in order to collect on a big policy. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• All-American Co-ed '41. Frances Langford. Fraternity brothers enter one of their own in a beauty contest after a women's college insults them. (NR) (1:00) TCM: Mon. 5 A.M.

• All My Sons '48. Edward G. Robinson. A World War II veteran exposes his father's sale of defective aircraft parts. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)

• All the King's Men '06. Sean Penn. A Southern politician's idealism and good intentions give way to corruption after he becomes governor of Louisiana. (PG-13) (2:15) ENC: Tue. 3:35 A.M. (CC)

• All This and Heaven Too '40. Bette Davis. In a 19th-century scandal, a French duke and his children's governess become suspects in the death of his wife. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Wed. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Always '89. Richard Dreyfuss. A firefighter pilot in heaven returns to Earth to help his girlfriend fall for another pilot and get on with her life. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• American Beauty '99. Kevin Spacey. A man in midlife crisis and at odds with his wife begins working out to impress his teenage daughter's friend. (R) (2:05) HBO: Fri. 1:25 A.M. (CC)

• American Cannibal '06. Filmmakers document the production and demise of a proposed reality-TV series, in which contestants are told that one of their number will be eaten. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• An American Crime '07. Catherine Keener. In 1960s Indiana a bitter, divorced woman vents her frustrations by torturing a girl left in her care by itinerant parents. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• American Dreamz '06. Hugh Grant. A conniving singer and a sleeper-cell terrorist become finalists on America's hottest TV talent show, which the White House chief of staff has scheduled the president to judge. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Sun. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• American Gun '05. Donald Sutherland. Firearms affect the lives of a principal, a depressed mother, a guilt-ridden policeman and a gun-store owner. (R) (1:35) SHO: Mon. 5:55 P.M. (CC)

• American Pie '99. Jason Biggs. Four teenagers nearing graduation make a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. (R) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 9:50 P.M. (CC)

• American Pie 2 '01. Jason Biggs. Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls. (R) (2:00) USA: Mon. 2 P.M., 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile '06. John White. A high schooler believes he can lose his virginity at a notorious race where people run in the nude. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)

• American Psycho II: All American Girl '02. Mila Kunis. The murderous legacy of Patrick Bateman continues with a college student who kills her competition for a coveted job. (R) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Americano '05. Joshua Jackson. In Spain a recent college graduate encounters a beautiful woman and an enigmatic man who cause him to rethink his future. (R) (1:25) SHO: Mon. 11 A.M., Sat. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

• Anna and the King '99. Jodie Foster. The King of Siam hires an English widow to teach the ways of the Western world to his many children. (PG-13) (2:30) HBO: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Annapolis '06. James Franco. A young man from the wrong side of the tracks realizes his dream of entering the U.S. Naval Academy in Maryland. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 9:30 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• Any Given Sunday '99. Al Pacino. A football head coach and an aging quarterback clash with the new, contemporary, money-oriented owner of their team. (R) (3:00) FX: Wed. 8 P.M., 11 P.M.

• The Apple '80. George Gilmore. In a kingdom where music rules, a young couple's love song becomes a threat to the devilish promoter. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 2 A.M.

• Are We There Yet? '05. Ice Cube. Hoping to impress a beautiful divorcee, a man takes her two mischievous children on a disastrous road trip. (PG) (2:30) FX: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 5 P.M.

• Art School Confidential '06. Max Minghella. Jealous of a clueless jock, a student hatches a plan to make a splash in the art world and win over the prettiest gal in school. (R) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• ATL '06. Tip "T.I." Harris. Four Atlanta teenagers, whose lives revolve around hip-hop and rollerskating, face life-changing challenges on and off the rink. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 2:15 P.M., Sat. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Attack Force '06. Steven Seagal. An agent battles a psychotic drug dealer after his strike team dies in a violent attack. (R) (2:00) USA: Wed. 2 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• Au Pair '99. Gregory Harrison. A businesswoman serves as nanny to two spoiled children, gradually bonding with them and their CEO father. (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Au Pair II '01. Gregory Harrison. Two heirs try to wrest control of a corporation by dashing the merger between an American tycoon and his girlfriend. (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me '99. Mike Myers. The secret agent travels back in time to the 1960s to rescue his stolen mojo from Dr. Evil. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Tue. 11:35 A.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• Autumn in New York '00. Richard Gere. A New York restaurateur unexpectedly falls for a free-spirited woman half his age. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. 9 P.M., Fri. 2 P.M. (CC)

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• The Babe '92. John Goodman. Based on the life of George Herman Ruth, an orphan who became one of baseball's greatest legends. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Babel '06. Brad Pitt. A tragic accident's scope expands, catching four groups of people on three continents in its terrible grip. (R) (2:30) SHO: Thu. midnight (CC)

• Baby Boom '87. Diane Keaton. A Manhattan career woman with a live-in boyfriend suddenly inherits a baby girl and moves to Vermont. (PG) (2:00) WE: Mon. 8 P.M., 11 P.M.

• Bachelor Mother '39. Ginger Rogers. An unmarried store clerk finds a baby on a doorstep and is quickly mistaken for its mother. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Back in the Day '04. Ja Rule. A young man slides back into a life of crime after reuniting with a shady acquaintance from his past. (R) (1:50) SHO: Mon. 4:05 P.M. (CC)

• Back to Back: American Yakuza 2 '96. Michael Rooker. An ex-cop forms an uneasy alliance with a Japanese mobster after he discovers they share a common group of enemies. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 12:30 P.M., 3 A.M. (CC)

• Backdraft '91. Kurt Russell. Two brothers fight each other and an outbreak of arson as Chicago firefighters. (R) (3:00) TNT: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Backtrack '89. Dennis Hopper. Mobsters and the police chase a hit man and his target, an electric-sign artist with problems of her own. (R) (2:05) TMC: Tue. 12:50 P.M., 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• Bad Day at Black Rock '55. Spencer Tracy. A stranger incurs the wrath of racists when he arrives with a medal for a fallen Japanese-American war hero's family. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 9:45 P.M. (CC)

• Bare Naked Desires '07. Wild women reveal their innermost cravings. (NR) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 11:35 P.M. (CC)

• Barnyard: The Original Party Animals '06. Voices of Kevin James. Animated. Otis the bull would rather sing and dance with the other farm animals, but somehow he must find the courage to lead when responsibility is thrust upon him. (PG) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 7:35 A.M., 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• Basic '03. John Travolta. A DEA agent investigates the disappearance of a fearsome sergeant and his Special Forces trainees. (R) (2:00) FX: Thu. 6 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M.

• Basic Instinct '92. Michael Douglas. An erotic writer toys with a San Francisco detective who thinks she might be an ice-pick killer. (R) (2:30) WE: Sat. 3:30 P.M.

• The Baxter '05. Michael Showalter. A quintessentially nice guy spends two weeks ridden with anxiety before his wedding. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 8:45 A.M., 3:05 P.M., Sat. 9:35 A.M., 6 P.M. (CC)

• Because I Said So '07. Diane Keaton. The proud but meddlesome mother of three women tries to find the perfect man for her youngest daughter by placing an online personal ad. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 7:45 A.M., Fri. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Bedroom Window '87. Steve Guttenberg. An executive claims he witnessed a violent assault in order to protect the identity of the woman who actually saw it. (R) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 6:30 P.M., Fri. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Benchwarmers '06. David Spade. A millionaire helps three nerdy buddies form a baseball team to compete against all the mean Little Leaguers. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Sun. 4:10 P.M., 12:40 A.M. (CC)

• Beneath the Planet of the Apes '70. James Franciscus. A time-warped astronaut lands on ape-ruled Earth and finds telepathic mutants worshiping an atomic bomb. (G) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Benny & Joon '93. Johnny Depp. An eccentric's arrival complicates the lives of a protective brother and his mentally ill sister. (PG) (2:00) WE: Mon. 6 P.M., 3 A.M.

• Bernard and Doris '08. Susan Sarandon. Tobacco heiress Doris Duke develops an unlikely friendship with her butler, Bernard Lafferty. (NR) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Best Man '64. Henry Fonda. Presidential contenders vie for their party's nod and a dying ex-president's blessing. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M.

• The Best Sex Ever 7: Touch Me '04. A compilation features sexy tales. (1:20) MAX: Tue. midnight (CC)

• The Beverly Hillbillies '93. Jim Varney. A woman hopes to tie up Jed Clampett, a mountain-man Easterner, and his newly acquired wealth in the bonds of matrimony. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Big Fish '03. Ewan McGregor. A young journalist searches for the truth behind the tall tales told by his ailing father. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Sun. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Big Momma's House '00. Martin Lawrence. To protect a woman and her son from a robber, a male FBI agent assumes the guise of a large grandmother. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Big Momma's House 2 '06. Martin Lawrence. An FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 3:15 P.M. (CC)

• Big Nothing '06. Simon Pegg. An unemployed teacher with a chip on his shoulder teams with a scammer and his girlfriend in a blackmailing scheme. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 2:15 P.M., Fri. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Biloxi Blues '88. Matthew Broderick. During World War II, a Brooklyn writer contends with a drill sergeant and other situations at a Mississippi boot camp. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Fri. 6:20 A.M. (CC)

• Bio-Dome '96. Pauly Shore. Idiot collegians bring chaos to the experimental ecosystem in which they are accidentally sealed for a year. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 6:20 P.M. (CC)

• Black and White '99. Scott Caan. Privileged white teens explore the uptown black hip-hop culture by spending time at a young black man's apartment. (R) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Black Book '06. Carice van Houten. During World War II, a member of the Jewish resistance falls in love with the Gestapo officer she was ordered to seduce. (R) (2:35) STZ: Sun. 4:10 A.M. (CC)

• The Black Dahlia '06. Josh Hartnett. In 1940s Los Angeles two cops enter a world of greed, obsession and corruption as they probe the grisly murder of a Hollywood starlet. (R) (2:05) HBO: Sun. 12:40 A.M. (CC)

• The Black Orchid '59. Sophia Loren. A gangster's widow with a son in prison tries to marry a widower whose daughter resents her. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 10 P.M.

• Black Snake Moan '07. Samuel L. Jackson. A troubled bluesman seeks to redeem a young woman whose uncontrollable lust threatens to destroy her life. (R) (1:55) SHO: Tue. 1:35 A.M. (CC)

• Blade '98. Wesley Snipes. A man with vampire blood and his mortal partner hunt a rebel vampire and his coterie of undead. (R) (2:30) FX: Sun. 1 P.M.

• Blades of Glory '07. Will Ferrell. Several years after being banned from men's singles competition, two rival skaters exploit a loophole that allows them to compete as a pair. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 11:20 A.M., 8:30 P.M., Mon. 4:30 P.M., 10 P.M., Wed. 9:50 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Blair Witch Project '99. Heather Donahue. A filmmaking crew hikes into Maryland's Black Hills Forest seeking clues about a legendary witch. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 10:45 A.M., 5 P.M. (CC)

• BloodRayne '05. Kristanna Loken. A half-human, half-vampire woman joins a team of vampire slayers who must kill the evil lord of the undead before he can fulfill an ancient prophecy. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 5 P.M.

• Blue Streak '99. Martin Lawrence. A jewel thief returns to a construction site to retrieve his cache and finds a police station on the spot. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Boiler Room '00. Giovanni Ribisi. Eager to win the approval of his demanding father, a young man begins working for a dubious stock firm. (R) (2:00) WGN: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Bongwater '98. Luke Wilson. When an aspiring artist who sells pot argues with his girfriend, their house accidentally catches fire. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. midnight (CC)

• Bonjour Tristesse '58. Deborah Kerr. A French teen recalls her father, his mistress and another woman on the Riviera. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 8 A.M.

• Bowfinger '99. Steve Martin. A broke producer hires a nerd who looks like a famous actor and other misfits to star in his latest movie. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Boys and Girls '00. Freddie Prinze Jr. Two longtime friends, each with a string of failed romances, wonder if they should date each other. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Brady Bunch Movie '95. Shelley Long. The Bradys and their TV-series clan refuse to sell their home to a shady real-estate developer. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Brave New Girl '04. Lindsey Haun. Despite financial struggles, a single woman helps her daughter attend a school of music and dance. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Breach '07. Chris Cooper. The FBI charges a newly promoted employee with the task of finding proof that a renowned agent is a traitor to the country. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 9 A.M., 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• A Breath of Scandal '60. Sophia Loren. A Pittsburgh mining engineer keeps an Austrian princess from the Prussian prince her father favors. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 11:45 P.M.

• Bridge to the Sun '61. Carroll Baker. An American woman and her Japanese husband endure hardship when they return to Japan at the outset of WWII. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M.

• Brigadoon '54. Gene Kelly. New Yorkers hunting in the Scottish Highlands find a magic village that fell asleep in 1754. (G) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Bringing Down the House '03. Steve Martin. After chatting with a divorced attorney online, a prison escapee wants him to help prove her innocence. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Britannia Hospital '82. Malcolm McDowell. An illustrious English medical facility is turned upside down when a member of royalty is admitted as a patient. (R) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Broken Arrow '96. John Travolta. An Air Force pilot matches wits with a renegade colleague who is threatening to detonate a pair of nuclear warheads. (R) (1:50) HBO: Wed. 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Brothers McMullen '95. Jack Mulcahy. Three Irish-American brothers ponder women and one another while living together on Long Island. (R) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 3:40 A.M. (CC)

• Bubble Boy '01. Jake Gyllenhaal. A teen in a special suit embarks on a cross-country trip to stop the girl he loves from getting married. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 3 P.M., WGN: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

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• Caesar and Cleopatra '46. Vivien Leigh. The aging Caesar finds himself intrigued by the young Egyptian queen. Adapted by George Bernard Shaw from his own play. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 7:30 A.M.

• Caffeine '06. Mena Suvari. Relationships turn topsy-turvy, as several couples reveal their secrets at a London coffeehouse. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 3:45 P.M., 4:30 A.M., Thu. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• California Dreaming '07. Dave Foley. Unforeseen obstacles stand in the way of a family planning to take a road trip in an RV. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 7:10 A.M., 1:35 P.M. (CC)

• Camp Rock '08. Joe Jonas. A talented singer works in the kitchen at a summer camp for aspiring musicians. (1:45) DIS: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Candy '06. Heath Ledger. A fatherly chemistry professor indulges two young lovers in their ever-increasing heroin habits. (R) (1:50) TMC: Sun. 2:35 A.M. (CC)

• Captain Caution '40. Victor Mature. The capture of a U.S. bark in the War of 1812 unites a young man and woman of the sea. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 10 A.M.

• Captain John Smith and Pocahontas '53. Anthony Dexter. A young Indian woman pleads with her father to spare the life of a settler. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 6 A.M.

• Captain Ron '92. Kurt Russell. A salty rogue signs on to steer the yacht of a Chicago businessman and his family in the Caribbean. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Sun. 4:35 P.M., Fri. 12:05 A.M. (CC)

• Captain Scarface '53. Barton MacLane. A notorious captain takes a ship on a mission to blow up the Panama Canal with an atomic bomb. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 11:30 A.M.

• The Capture of the Green River Killer '08. Tom Cavanagh. Detective David Reichert begins a relentless search for a serial killer in Washington state. (NR) (4:00) LIFE: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Carnosaur '93. Diane Ladd. Scientific experiments unleash a ravenous dinosaur on unsuspecting Southwesterners. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 1 A.M.

• Casper '95. Christina Ricci. A teen who lost her mother befriends friendly ghost Casper while staying at a mean heiress's haunted mansion. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 9:50 A.M., Sat. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• Cats & Dogs '01. Jeff Goldblum. An eager beagle joins undercover canines on a mission to foil a feline plot to make all people allergic to dogs. (PG) (1:30) TBS: Sat. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• CB4 '93. Chris Rock. Three middle-class pals try to be cell-block types and tap into the rap market but cross a drug-dealing club owner. (R) (1:35) ENC: Wed. 3:40 A.M. (CC)

• Celine '08. Christine Ghawi. Impoverished as a child, singer Celine Dion rises to stardom, selling more than 200 million albums. (PG) (2:00) WE: Sat. midnight.

• Charlotte's Web '06. Voices of Julia Roberts. After learning that a young pig's days are numbered, a literate spider weaves an elaborate plan to save her friend from the butcher's block. (G) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• Cheaper by the Dozen 2 '05. Steve Martin. While on vacation, Tom Baker discovers old rival Jimmy Murtaugh and his family are also there; the Bakers and Murtaughs find themselves in less-than-friendly competition. (PG) (2:00) FX: Mon. 6 P.M., 10:30 P.M.

• The Cheetah Girls 2 '06. Raven. Members of a teenage vocal group find adventure while participating in a music festival in Barcelona, Spain. (NR) (2:00) DIS: Mon. 7 P.M., Tue. noon (CC)

• Chichi Ariki '42. Shin Saburi. In the the wake of a terrible tragedy, a poor schoolteacher hopes that his son will succeed where he has failed. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 2 A.M.

• China Doll '58. Victor Mature. A boozing Army Air Corps captain falls in love with an Asian beauty he has unknowingly bought. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 10 P.M.

• Chinatown '74. Jack Nicholson. A 1930s gumshoe named Jake sticks his nose into a sordid mess over Los Angeles land and water. (R) (2:10) MAX: Mon. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• A Chump at Oxford '40. Stan Laurel. Stan and Ollie play maid and butler, then go to Oxford and take over the dean's house. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Sat. 11:15 A.M.

• City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold '94. Billy Crystal. Three grown men follow a trail guide's map to buried treasure near Las Vegas. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. 12:05 P.M. (CC)

• Clerks '94. Brian O'Halloran. A 22-year-old clerk takes in a day's worth of customers at a convenience store in New Jersey. (R) (1:35) SHO: Sun. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Clerks II '06. Rosario Dawson. Slackers Dante and Randal find that they must change their lives, now that they are in their 30s, and must expand their horizons beyond pop culture and sex. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 2:45 A.M., Thu. 11:40 P.M. (CC)

• Click '06. Adam Sandler. An overworked architect obtains a universal remote that allows him to control the world around him. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Fri. 4 A.M., Sat. 2:15 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)

• Code Name: The Cleaner '07. Cedric the Entertainer. A janitor with amnesia becomes convinced he is an undercover agent involved in a federal investigation of an international arms ring. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Comanche '56. Dana Andrews. To avoid a full-scale war, two cavalry scouts approach a Comanche chief with a peace proposal. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 4:30 A.M.

• The Comancheros '61. John Wayne. A Texas Ranger and a fugitive gambler stop white renegades running guns and liquor. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Coneheads '93. Dan Aykroyd. Stranded on Earth, aliens Beldar and Prymaat of Remulak try suburbia with their teenage daughter, Connie. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 7 A.M. (CC)

• The Contender '00. Joan Allen. A vice presidential nominee refuses to testify at her confirmation hearing after an adversary smears her with a college incident. (R) (2:15) MAX: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)

• The Couple '04. Martin Landau. A wealthy Jewish industrialist agrees to give all his possessions to the Nazis to save his extended family and himself. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 5:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Courtship of Eddie's Father '63. Glenn Ford. A boy uses a peculiar and humorous standard to determine the "perfect" wife for his widowed father. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Covenant '06. Steven Strait. The death of a student at an elite Massachusetts academy threatens to shatter a pact that has protected four families with eldritch powers since the 17th century. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Thu. 5:20 P.M. (CC)

• Coyote Ugly '00. Piper Perabo. A woman finds her dreams of singing sidelined by the notoriety she receives as a New York City barmaid. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 11:35 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Cradle 2 the Grave '03. Jet Li. A Taiwanese intelligence agent and a thief try to recover stolen diamonds and the latter's kidnapped daughter. (R) (2:00) FX: Sun. 9 A.M.

• Crank '06. Jason Statham. A hit man awakes to the news that he has been poisoned and will die in an hour unless he keeps adrenaline coursing through his body. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Crash Landing '05. Antonio Sabato Jr. A man must guide a plane to safety after a hijacking incident damages the aircraft. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 9:30 A.M., 4:35 P.M. (CC)

• Cry-Baby '90. Johnny Depp. A prim and proper schoolgirl goes against her mother's wishes when she dates a motorcycle-riding juvenile delinquent. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 7:20 A.M. (CC)

• Custody '07. Rob Morrow. A widower fights for custody of his 13-year-old stepdaughter when the father who abandoned her returns. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)

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• D2: The Mighty Ducks '94. Emilio Estevez. An injured hockey player coaches a peewee team set to face off against skaters from Iceland. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Damien: Omen II '78. William Holden. A couple send their orphan nephew, the Antichrist, to military school, where he learns who he is. (R) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Dancer in the Dark '00. Bjork. A young mother hides her diminishing sight from her co-workers and the director of the musical in which she will soon star. (R) (2:30) WGN: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Dances With Wolves '90. Kevin Costner. Costner's epic vision of the American frontier as seen through the eyes of a 19th-century U.S. Cavalry officer. (PG-13) (3:05) ENC: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Danielle Steel's Daddy '91. Patrick Duffy. An executive with three children meets an actress after his wife walks out on him. (2:00) WE: Mon. 1 A.M.

• Darkman '90. Liam Neeson. An acid-scarred scientist uses 99-minute masks to be with his girlfriend and trap gangsters. (R) (1:35) MAX: Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Dawg '02. Denis Leary. In order to inherit $1 million, a heartless womanizer must seek forgiveness from his former conquests. (R) (1:25) HBO: Tue. 3:55 A.M. (CC)

• Dawn of the Dead '04. Sarah Polley. A nurse, a policeman and other residents of Milwaukee fight flesh-eating zombies while trapped in a mall. (NR) (2:30) SCI-FI: Sun. 9 P.M.

• The Day After Tomorrow '04. Dennis Quaid. A climatologist tries to locate his son after global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sat. 8:30 P.M.

• Dead & Deader '06. Dean Cain. A soldier must stop a swarm of beetles that turn humans into zombies. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 3 P.M.

• Dead Birds '04. Henry Thomas. Bank robbers take refuge in a haunted Alabama mansion during the Civil War. (R) (1:35) SHO: Tue. midnight (CC)

• Dead Man Walking '95. Susan Sarandon. A nun helps a double murderer deal with his actions and prepare for his execution in a New Orleans prison. (R) (2:30) USA: Fri. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Dead Men Walking '05. Griff Furst. Inmates and guards try to survive while zombies run amok inside a maximum-security prison. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 11 A.M.

• Dead Silence '07. Ryan Kwanten. After his wife meets a grisly end, a man returns to their haunted hometown and uncovers a supernatural link to her death. (R) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• D??j?? Vu '06. Denzel Washington. A time-traveling federal agent falls in love with a New Orleans woman who is fated to be murdered. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Thu. 5:10 A.M., Fri. 1:20 P.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Departed '06. Leonardo DiCaprio. In Boston an undercover cop gains a gangland chief's trust, while a career criminal infiltrates the police force for the mob. (R) (2:30) MAX: Mon. 10:30 A.M., 7:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Descent '05. Shauna Macdonald. Women on a caving expedition encounter ravenous underground predators that would love to sink their teeth into fresh meat. (R) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 9:35 P.M. (CC)

• Desire Under the Elms '58. Sophia Loren. The son of an 1840s New England patriarch lusts after his father's bride. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 8 P.M.

• Desperado '95. Antonio Banderas. A guitar-playing stranger shoots up a Mexican cantina while seeking the drug dealer who killed his girlfriend. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Desperate Hours '55. Humphrey Bogart. An escaped convict and his partners terrorize a couple in their home. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo '99. Rob Schneider. A fish-tank cleaner housesitting for a gigolo destroys a $6,000 aquarium and must come up with a way to pay for it. (R) (1:35) STZ: Tue. 10 A.M., 5:20 P.M. (CC)

• The Devil's Advocate '97. Keanu Reeves. After moving to New York, a lawyer and his wife gradually learn his new employer's true identity. (R) (2:30) ENC: Thu. 10 P.M., Fri. 2:10 P.M. (CC)

• Die Hard '88. Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs holding his wife and others in a Los Angeles high-rise. (R) (3:00) A&E: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Dirty Dancing '87. Jennifer Grey. A doctor's teenage daughter gets slinky with the dance teacher at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 10:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Dirty Dozen '67. Lee Marvin. A U.S. Army major selects and trains 12 hard-core criminals for a daring raid on an impregnable Nazi chateau. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Disturbia '07. Shia LaBeouf. Under house arrest, a troubled youth is unsure if his neighbor is really a serial killer or if his suspicions are the result of a captive and overactive imagination. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 9:30 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Disturbing Behavior '98. James Marsden. High-school students suspect that sinister forces are controlling their too-perfect classmates. (R) (1:25) TMC: Sat. 7:35 P.M. (CC)

• Doom '05. The Rock. Soldiers use heavy firepower to battle mutants at a high-tech research facility on Mars. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 4 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• Double Harness '33. Ann Harding. After tricking him into marriage, a woman tries to win the love of her philandering husband. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 4:45 A.M.

• Down Periscope '96. Kelsey Grammer. A Navy admiral stacks the deck against a submarine commander whose career hinges on winning at war games. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Down to You '00. Freddie Prinze Jr. Two collegians fall in love but have a bumpy affair due to mischievous roommates and the temptation to stray. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Mon. 8:20 A.M., Fri. 3:35 P.M., 5:50 A.M. (CC)

• Dragon Storm '04. John Rhys-Davies. Two warring kingdoms must join forces to stave off a dragon attack that threatens to scorch the planet bare. (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 9 A.M.

• Drive Me Crazy '99. Melissa Joan Hart. A preppie and her protest-loving neighbor reluctantly team up to make their ex-partners jealous. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 5:15 P.M. (CC)

• Drumline '02. Nick Cannon. A young man from Harlem joins a Southern university's marching band but antagonizes the musical director and its leader. (PG-13) (2:00) VH1: Sun. 2:30 P.M., 7 P.M. (CC)

• Duane Hopwood '05. David Schwimmer. A divorced alcoholic faces an uphill battle as he struggles to reconnect with his ex-wife and daughters. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

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• Earth Girls Are Easy '89. Geena Davis. Valley girls cruise Southern California with Mac, Wiploc and Zebo from the planet Jhazzala. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 6:15 P.M., SHO: Tue. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Ed '96. Matt LeBlanc. The team mascot, a chimp, reverses the fortunes of a struggling minor-league pitcher and his losing squad. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• Edmond '05. William H. Macy. An encounter with a fortuneteller sends a seemingly mild-mannered man on a journey that will ultimately release the rage he has been suppressing all his life. (R) (1:25) TMC: Sun. 1:10 A.M. (CC)

• 8 Mile '02. Eminem. Living with his destitute mother, a young man in Detroit tries to overcome obstacles and achieve success as a rapper. (R) (2:30) VH1: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Ella Enchanted '04. Anne Hathaway. A young woman embarks on a journey to break the curse of obedience placed upon her by a fairy godmother. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 6:30 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• Employee of the Month '06. Dane Cook. The chance of a date with a beautiful new cashier sends two store clerks into fierce competition for a coveted award. (PG-13) (1:55) SHO: Sat. 6:50 A.M., 3:35 P.M. (CC)

• Encino Man '92. Sean Astin. Teenage California buddies groom a thawed-out caveman and pass him off as a cool transfer student. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 10 A.M., 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• End of Days '99. Arnold Schwarzenegger. An ex-cop must protect a woman chosen by Satan to be the mother of the Antichrist. (R) (2:05) ENC: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones '03. Rodney Bingenheimer. Filmmaker Michael Gramaglia gives a sweeping overview of punk rockers the Ramones. (NR) (1:50) SHO: Sun. 5:15 P.M., Wed. 3:30 P.M., Sat. 3:05 A.M. (CC)

• Enough '02. Jennifer Lopez. After running away fails, a terrified woman empowers herself in order to battle her abusive husband. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 10 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• Escape From the Planet of the Apes '71. Roddy McDowall. Cornelius, Zira and Milo, apes from the future, escape to 1970s Los Angeles and pose a threat. (G) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Evening '07. Claire Danes. Drifting in and out of consciousness, a dying woman remembers her one true love, while her daughters struggle with their impending loss. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Excess Baggage '97. Alicia Silverstone. A thief ruins a young woman's attempt to get ransom from her wealthy father by faking her own kidnapping. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Excessive Force '93. Thomas Ian Griffith. An urban policeman applies martial arts to a mobster and anyone else who gets in his way. (R) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Executive Decision '96. Kurt Russell. A commando squad must conduct a midair assault upon a hijacked plane loaded with terrorists and a deadly nerve gas. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sun. midnight (CC)

• Executive Suite '54. William Holden. Four VPs and a junior executive jockey for power in a company run by the founder's daughter. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 4 P.M. (CC)

• eXistenZ '99. Jennifer Jason Leigh. The creator/tester of a corporeally invasive game must elude assassins with the help of a security guard. (R) (1:40) SHO: Mon. 1:35 A.M. (CC)

• Exit Wounds '01. Steven Seagal. A tough Detroit policeman lands in a new precinct and discovers a rogue group of cops who run a drug ring. (R) (2:00) TNT: Fri. 10:30 P.M., Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Extreme Measures '96. Hugh Grant. A homeless man's mysterious death puts an emergency-room physician on the trail of a doctor who experiments on the living. (R) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Eye of the Beast '07. James Van Der Beek. A scientist tries to stop a giant squid from killing residents of a small town. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 5 P.M.

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• The Faculty '98. Jordana Brewster. High-school students gradually begin to suspect that their teachers are from another planet. (R) (1:45) ENC: Sun. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Failure to Launch '06. Matthew McConaughey. The parents of a young man who still lives at home hire a beautiful woman to entice him to finally leave the nest. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 7:15 P.M., Sat. 10:15 A.M., 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Fall '97. Eric Schaeffer. A model toys with the idea of leaving her rich but boring husband for life with a New York cab driver. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Fan '96. Robert De Niro. A knife salesman kills to help his favorite San Francisco Giant, then kidnaps the athlete's son when he seems ungrateful. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 8:15 A.M., 6 P.M. (CC)

• Fantastic Four '05. Ioan Gruffudd. Four people gain unusual powers after a space mission exposes them to cosmic radiation. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sat. 6 P.M.

• Far From Home: The Adventures of Yellow Dog '95. Jesse Bradford. A shipwreck strands a boy and his Labrador retriever in the wilderness of British Columbia. (PG) (1:25) ENC: Mon. 7:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift '06. Lucas Black. An American street racer in Japan learns an exciting but dangerous new style and goes head-to-head with a local champion who has ties to the Yakuza. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 8:30 A.M., 7:15 P.M., Fri. 11:45 A.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• Fast Times at Ridgemont High '82. Sean Penn. The teen scene includes a party-animal surfer, a pregnant girl and a fast-food worker. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Fat Rose and Squeaky '06. Louise Fletcher. A woman tries to help a lifelong friend whose long-lost relative wants to put her in an elderly-care facility. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)

• A Father for Brittany '98. Andrew McCarthy. After his wife dies, a man fights rules against single-parent adoption in order to take custody of their child. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Father of the Bride '91. Steve Martin. A harried patriarch faces separation anxiety, exorbitant costs and more as he prepares for his daughter's wedding. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Wed. 8 P.M.

• Father of the Bride '50. Spencer Tracy. An overwhelmed banker sums up his daughter's wedding, from engagement to reception. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 10:15 P.M. (CC)

• Father of the Bride Part II '95. Steve Martin. A worrisome family patriarch is driven to further distraction by the simultaneous pregnancies of his wife and daughter. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Thu. 7:30 P.M. (CC)

• Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas '98. Johnny Depp. In town for a motorcycle race, a sportswriter and his attorney engage in prolific substance abuse. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Fiddler on the Roof '71. Topol. A poor Jewish milkman and his wife try to marry off their five daughters in czarist Russia. (G) (3:15) TCM: Sun. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Fight Club '99. Brad Pitt. Two young professionals create an underground club where men can compete in hand-to-hand combat. (R) (2:25) MAX: Thu. 3:35 P.M. (CC)

• Fighting the Odds: The Marilyn Gambrell Story '05. Jami Gertz. A parole officer institutes a groundbreaking program to help children whose parents are incarcerated. (2:00) LIFE: Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The File on Thelma Jordan '49. Barbara Stanwyck. A married assistant district attorney is tricked into helping his married lover beat a murder rap. (1:45) TCM: Mon. 7 A.M.

• Fire Down Below '97. Steven Seagal. A lone environmental agent takes on ruthless industrialists dumping toxic waste in the Kentucky hills. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. noon, 3 A.M. (CC)

• Firefox '82. Clint Eastwood. An American pilot sneaks into Russia to steal a superfast jet that runs by telepathy and is armed with nuclear weapons. (PG) (3:00) AMC: Sun. 2:30 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Firestarter '84. David Keith. Quasifederal agents hunt a man,who can bend minds, and his daughter,who can start fires by staring. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 11:15 P.M.

• First Blood '82. Sylvester Stallone. Green Beret veteran Rambo takes on a Pacific Northwest sheriff and the National Guard. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Mon. 9 P.M.

• First Snow '07. Guy Pearce. A fast-talking salesman scrambles to avoid his fate after a roadside psychic tells him he will not live past winter's first snowfall. (R) (1:50) STZ: Mon. 3:20 P.M. (CC)

• Five Miles to Midnight '63. Sophia Loren. After a plane crash, a man goes into hiding and convinces his wife to make a claim for the insurance money on his life. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 1:30 A.M.

• The Flight of the Phoenix '65. James Stewart. After being forced down in the desert, plane crash survivors race against time to rebuild their damaged aircraft. (NR) (3:00) AMC: Thu. 6:15 A.M. (CC)

• Foreigner 2: Black Dawn '05. Steven Seagal. A CIA agent races against time to prevent arms dealers from selling a nuclear weapon to terrorists. (R) (2:00) USA: Tue. 2 A.M., Wed. noon (CC)

• Forever Young '92. Mel Gibson. Two 1990s boys thaw out a 1930s test pilot, cryonically frozen, and bring him home to one's single mother. (PG) (2:00) WE: Thu. 6 P.M., 3 A.M.

• 40 Days and 40 Nights '02. Josh Hartnett. A young man meets the girl of his dreams after vowing to avoid any physical contact with women during Lent. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)

• 48 HRS. '82. Nick Nolte. A sloppy detective and a slick convict lurch around San Francisco on a two-day manhunt. (R) (1:40) HBO: Sun. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Four Brothers '05. Mark Wahlberg. Diverse siblings reunite for revenge after learning about the murder of their adoptive mother. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 8 P.M., 10 P.M., Thu. 8 P.M., Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Foxes '80. Jodie Foster. Victims of broken homes and uncaring parents, four teenage girls soothe their emotional wounds with drugs and sex. (R) (1:50) TMC: Fri. 10:20 A.M., 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Freaky Friday '03. Jamie Lee Curtis. Two fortune cookies cause an engaged psychotherapist and her teenage daughter to magically exchange bodies. (PG) (2:00) DIS: Tue. 7 P.M., Wed. noon (CC)

• Free Enterprise '98. Rafer Weigel. Two aspiring filmmakers who worship science fiction and '70s TV shows meet their idol, William Shatner. (R) (2:05) SHO: Mon. 4:40 A.M., Thu. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Freedomland '06. Samuel L. Jackson. A detective investigates a carjacking that resulted in the abduction of the young son of a troubled woman. (R) (2:30) FX: Sun. 11:30 P.M., Mon. 10 A.M.

• Friday Night Lights '04. Billy Bob Thornton. A high-school football coach in Odessa, Texas, tries to lead his players to the state championship. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sat. 3:30 P.M.

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• The Game Plan '07. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. A star football player tries to juggle his carefree lifestyle, his team's bid for the championship and the needs of his newly discovered young daughter. (PG) (2:00) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Game 6 '05. Michael Keaton. A New York playwright fears a scathing review from a powerful critic, while his beloved Boston Red Sox try to win the World Series in 1986. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)

• The General's Daughter '99. John Travolta. Two investigators find an underworld of sex and cover-ups behind an Army captain's murder. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 8 P.M., Wed. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Gentleman Jim '42. Errol Flynn. Boxer James J. Corbett develops a new style of fighting as he prepares to meet champion John L. Sullivan. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Georgia Rule '07. Jane Fonda. Exasperated with her rebellious daughter, a woman sends the teen to Idaho to live with her own stern mother. (R) (1:55) HBO: Wed. 3:25 A.M. (CC)

• Geronimo: An American Legend '93. Wes Studi. An Army general orders a Virginia lieutenant to bring in the Apache warrior. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 11:30 P.M., Fri. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Get a Clue '02. Lindsay Lohan. A 13-year-old student enlists the aid of her friends in order to rescue her English teacher. (1:35) DIS: Sat. noon (CC)

• Get Rich or Die Tryin' '05. Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson. A drug dealer wants to leave his violent life behind and pursue his dream of becoming a rap artist. (R) (2:30) BET: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Ghost Rider '07. Nicolas Cage. A motorcycle stuntman, who sold his soul to save a loved one, becomes a fiery agent for justice at night in the presence of evil. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Fri. 2 A.M., Sat. 10:20 A.M., 7:05 P.M. (CC)

• Ghosts of Abu Ghraib '07. Filmmaker Rory Kennedy examines the abuse of inmates at an Iraqi prison. (NR) (1:20) HBO: Wed. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• Girl From B.I.K.I.N.I. '07. Young beauties offer pleasing moments. (NR) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 1:20 A.M. (CC)

• Girl Happy '65. Elvis Presley. A Chicago mobster wants a rock 'n' roller to keep an eye on his daughter in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Girl 6 '96. Theresa Randle. An aspiring actress unexpectedly becomes addicted to her work as a phone-sex operator. Directed by Spike Lee. (R) (1:55) ENC: Mon. 3:40 A.M. (CC)

• Glory Road '06. Josh Lucas. Coach Don Haskins leads the first all-black basketball team to NCAA victory during the 1966 season. (PG) (2:15) TNT: Wed. 9 P.M., 11:15 P.M. (CC)

• Go for Broke! '51. Van Johnson. An Army lieutenant leads the Japanese-American 442nd Regimental Combat Team to World War II glory. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• God Said, Ha! '98. Julia Sweeney. Comic Julia Sweeney delivers a monologue about a difficult time in her life when she and her brother battled cancer. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Sat. 6:15 A.M., 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Godsend '04. Greg Kinnear. A scientist clones a couple's dead son, but the boy behaves strangely after his eighth birthday. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 7 A.M., 2:45 P.M. (CC)

• Golden Door '06. Charlotte Gainsbourg. An Italian and his two sons leave their rural home in Sicily and begin an exciting journey toward a better life in the United States. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Sun. 2:10 A.M. (CC)

• Gone in Sixty Seconds '00. Nicolas Cage. A former thief must agree to steal 50 cars in one night to save his brother from being killed by a vehicle smuggler. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Fri. 7 P.M., Sat. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Good, the Bad and the Ugly '67. Clint Eastwood. A drifter, a bandit and a bounty hunter reach a standoff over buried gold. (R) (4:00) AMC: Sun. 8 P.M., Mon. 4 P.M. (CC)

• The Great Outdoors '88. Dan Aykroyd. A Chicago man and his family go camping with his obnoxious brother-in-law and his family. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 6:20 P.M., Thu. 11:05 A.M. (CC)

• The Green Mile '99. Tom Hanks. In 1935 a head prison guard realizes a man on death row may be innocent and have a supernatural ability to heal others. (R) (3:10) TMC: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Gridiron Gang '06. The Rock. A counselor at a juvenile detention facility turns a group of young criminals into a football team to teach them self-respect and responsibility. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Tue. 6:50 P.M., Wed. 9:10 A.M., Sat. 12:50 A.M. (CC)

• Grilled '06. Ray Romano. Two down-on-their-luck meat salesmen land in hot water when their "foolproof" scheme backfires. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 4:30 P.M., Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The Grudge 2 '06. Amber Tamblyn. A young woman encounters a terrible curse while searching for her missing sister in Tokyo. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Mon. 2:35 A.M.

• Grumpy Old Men '93. Jack Lemmon. Minnesota neighbors rekindle a 10-year feud when they fall for the same widow. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 1 A.M., Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

• The Guardian '06. Kevin Costner. A trainer in a Coast Guard program for rescue swimmers turns a cocky recruit into his protege and takes him on a mission to the Bering Strait. (PG-13) (2:20) STZ: Tue. 2:20 A.M., Wed. 11:20 A.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Guns of Navarone '61. Gregory Peck. Allied commandos try to knock out a Nazi fortress over the Aegean. (NR) (3:30) AMC: Thu. 9:15 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

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• Hairspray '07. John Travolta. In 1960s Baltimore a plump teen becomes an overnight celebrity after she wins a spot on a local dance program called "The Corny Collins Show." (PG) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 11 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Hang 'Em High '68. Clint Eastwood. An innocent rancher is saved from the noose and deputized to hunt down the men who tried to hang him. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 5:30 P.M., 3 A.M., Mon. 1:30 P.M., Sat. 2:15 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Hanging Up '00. Meg Ryan. Three sisters begin to bond after their curmudgeonly father, possibly near death, is admitted to the hospital. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Hard to Kill '90. Steven Seagal. A policeman, who was pronounced dead but lived, eventually recovers with the help of a gorgeous nurse, and years later he seeks revenge. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man '91. Mickey Rourke. Two cowboy bikers rob a corrupt bank to save a friend's bar from foreclosure in 1996 California. (R) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 2:20 A.M. (CC)

• Hatari! '62. John Wayne. Howard Hawks' lighthearted account of a group of professional hunters in East Africa who capture wild animals for zoos. (3:30) AMC: Wed. 11:15 A.M. (CC)

• Havana '90. Robert Redford. An American gambler loves a rich rebel's wife in 1958 Cuba on the verge of Castro. (R) (2:30) MAX: Fri. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Heart Condition '90. Bob Hoskins. A racist policeman receives the transplanted heart, and soul, of a black lawyer he doesn't like. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 4:30 P.M., Tue. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Heaven '02. Cate Blanchett. After falling in love with a widow, an Italian policeman tries to help her kill a drug dealer. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Herbie Hancock: Possibilities '06. Filmmakers follow the jazz musician over 18 months as he collaborates in-studio with Sting, Annie Lennox, Paul Simon, Christina Aguilera, Carlos Santana. (NR) (1:35) SHO: Sun. 6 A.M., Fri. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• High Fidelity '00. John Cusack. A store owner, who sells only vinyl records, has a midlife crisis, assesses his life and tries to win back an ex-girlfriend. (R) (2:00) STZ: Tue. 1:20 P.M. (CC)

• High School Musical '06. Zac Efron. Students conspire to prevent a basketball star and a shy newcomer from singing in a stage production. (2:00) DIS: Thu. 7 P.M. (CC)

• The Hills Have Eyes 2 '07. Michael McMillian. Cannibalistic mutants attack a group of National Guardsmen investigating a distress signal in the New Mexican desert. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 3:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Hoax '06. Richard Gere. Clifford Irving nearly pulls off a huge media scam when he writes a fake biography of reclusive billionaire Howard Hughes and sells it to publishing giant McGraw-Hill. (R) (2:00) STZ: Mon. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• A Hole in the Head '59. Frank Sinatra. A Miami widower has big dreams, a son, a run-down hotel and a rich New York brother who does not approve. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 4 P.M.

• Hollywoodland '06. Adrien Brody. A detective uncovers unexpected links to his own personal life as he probes the mysterious death of "Superman" actor George Reeves in 1959. (R) (2:10) MAX: Wed. 2:35 P.M. (CC)

• Holy Man '98. Eddie Murphy. Sales skyrocket when a burnt-out TV programmer puts a guru on his home shopping network. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Fri. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Home of the Brave '06. Samuel L. Jackson. Three soldiers, including a doctor, have difficulty adjusting to life at home following a long and difficult tour of duty in Iraq. (R) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 5:30 P.M.

• Hot Fuzz '07. Simon Pegg. A British constable feels certain foul play is afoot when a series of grisly accidents rocks his quiet village. (R) (2:05) HBO: Mon. 1:45 A.M., Sat. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Hot Shots! '91. Charlie Sheen. A top-gun pilot keeps up with his rival and re-creates Hollywood love scenes with his girlfriend. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Hot Shots! Part Deux '93. Charlie Sheen. The government recruits a parody of a commando for a rescue mission after Operation Desert Storm. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Hotel Erotica Cabo 11: Last Tango in Cabo '04. A compilation features steamy encounters at a resort. (NR) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 11:50 P.M. (CC)

• Hour of the Gun '67. James Garner. Wyatt Earp deputizes Doc Holliday and forms a posse to hunt Ike Clanton and his gang. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 3:15 A.M.

• House of the Dead '03. Jonathan Cherry. Party-bound young people encounter bloodthirsty zombies on an island. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 9 A.M.

• House on Haunted Hill '99. Geoffrey Rush. A theme-park mogul invites five guests to an abandoned asylum and offers $1 million to anyone who stays there all night. (R) (1:35) HBO: Tue. 2:20 A.M. (CC)

• How to Frame a Figg '71. Don Knotts. Corrupt city officials set up an innocent bookkeeper to take the fall for their crimes. (G) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Hunger Point '03. Barbara Hershey. A domineering mother's insistence that her daughters remain thin leads to dire consequences. (2:00) LIFE: Mon. noon (CC)

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• I Am a Sex Addict '05. Caveh Zahedi. As he prepares to marry for the third time, a man reviews his past problems with women, stemming from his obsession with prostitutes. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 1:20 A.M. (CC)

• I Know Who Killed Me '07. Lindsay Lohan. After an ordeal with a sadistic kidnapper, a young woman claims to be someone else, leading some to wonder if she is ill, lying or telling a bizarre truth. (R) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 5:40 P.M., Wed. 5 A.M., Thu. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• I Never Sang for My Father '70. Melvyn Douglas. A middle-aged New York professor loses his mother and reaches out to his bitter father. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Sun. noon.

• I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry '07. Adam Sandler. When bureaucratic red tape prevents him from naming his children as life insurance beneficiaries, a firefighter asks his buddy to pose as his domestic partner. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 10:30 A.M., 4 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• I Remember Mama '48. Irene Dunne. A writer recalls her Norwegian mother and family in circa-1900 San Francisco. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 6 A.M. (CC)

• I Still Know What You Did Last Summer '98. Jennifer Love Hewitt. A killer with a hook returns to stalk a young woman and her friends at a tropical island resort. (R) (2:00) FX: Fri. 9 P.M., midnight.

• I Think I Love My Wife '07. Chris Rock. Attraction to a free-spirited woman causes a man to question the happiness he feels with his wife and family. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• Ice Age: The Meltdown '06. Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Manny, Sid and Diego reunite to warn their friends about the danger to their homes posed by swiftly melting ice. (PG) (1:35) MAX: Mon. 8:40 A.M. (CC)

• Idiocracy '06. Luke Wilson. Selected for a human hibernation project, an average soldier awakens 1,000 years in the future, where society is so dumbed-down that he is the smartest person alive. (R) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 4:45 P.M., 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• Idlewild '06. Andr?? Benjamin. In a 1930s speakeasy, a piano player and his fellow performer try to keep their establishment out of hoodlums' hands. (R) (2:05) MAX: Wed. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• I'm Reed Fish '07. Jay Baruchel. As he is about to be married to the sweetheart of his small town, Reed Fish's life turns upside down with an old flame's return. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 9 A.M. (CC)

• I'm With Lucy '02. Monica Potter. A New Yorker goes on blind dates with an orthopedist, a former ballplayer, a computer salesman and two others. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Independence Day '96. Will Smith. A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fight back after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap Earth's major cities. (PG-13) (2:35) STZ: Mon. 12:45 P.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade '89. Harrison Ford. Archaeologist Jones rescues his kidnapped father, and the two race the Nazis to find the Holy Grail. (PG-13) (3:00) USA: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Inning by Inning: Portrait of a Coach '08. NCAA baseball coach Augie Garrido leads different schools to national championships. (NR) (2:00) ESPN2: Sun. 10 P.M.

• Intimate Affairs '01. Dermot Mulroney. An arrogant filmmaker, two artists and a British student gather with others to discuss sexuality in clinical detail. (R) (1:55) SHO: Sun. 1:05 A.M.

• Invincible '06. Mark Wahlberg. At 30 years old, high-school teacher Vince Papale sees his wildest dreams come true when he becomes a member of the Philadelphia Eagles football team. (PG) (1:45) STZ: Sat. 5:05 A.M. (CC)

• The Invisible '07. Justin Chatwin. After a violent attack, a young man is trapped between the realm of the living and that of the dead, and he must unravel what happened to him or be lost forever. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Tue. 8:10 A.M. (CC)

• Iron Eagle '86. Louis Gossett Jr. A retired fighter pilot helps an Air Force brat free his father with two borrowed F-16s. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 8 P.M., 12:45 A.M., Tue. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• It Had to Be You '00. Michael Vartan. A man leaves his fiance after he falls in love with another woman. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Fri. noon (CC)

• It Happened at the World's Fair '63. Elvis Presley. A bush pilot finds a nurse, adventure and 10 reasons to sing at the 1962 Seattle exposition. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

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• Jackass: Number Two '06. Johnny Knoxville. Daredevils go for the gross-out when they subject an unsuspecting public to more outrageous stunts and practical jokes. (R) (1:35) TMC: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Jailhouse Rock '57. Elvis Presley. An inmate learns guitar from his cellmate, then gets an agent and turns rock 'n' roll star. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Jason X '02. Lexa Doig. The masked killer awakens in 2455 and stalks a professor and a group of students aboard a spacecraft. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Tue. 11 P.M.

• Jesse James '39. Tyrone Power. Henry King directed this account of the lives and crimes of the notorious outlaw and his brother, Frank. (GP) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 6 A.M.

• Jesus' Son '99. Billy Crudup. After overcoming heroin addiction and a tragic relationship, a bungling drifter eventually settles down and begins an enlightened life. (R) (1:50) MAX: Mon. 3:10 A.M. (CC)

• The Jewel of the Nile '85. Michael Douglas. Mercenary Jack rescues writer Joan in the Middle East, six months after "Romancing the Stone." (PG) (2:15) AMC: Mon. 3:15 A.M., Tue. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Joe Louis Story '53. Coley Wallace. Based on the true story of the prizefighter who rose up the ranks to become one of the greatest champions of all time. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 12:45 P.M.

• John Carpenter's Vampires '98. James Woods. Vampire killers pursue a 600-year-old specimen in the American Southwest. (R) (2:00) FX: Tue. 10 A.M.

• Joy Fielding's The Other Woman '08. Josie Bissett. A sexy young student tells a woman that she is going to steal her husband. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Joy Ride '01. Steve Zahn. A trucker terrorizes a collegian, his brother and a young woman after being the victim of a practical joke. (R) (2:00) FX: Fri. 7 P.M., Sat. 1:30 P.M.

• Judge Dredd '95. Sylvester Stallone. An archcriminal escapes in 22nd-century New York and seeks revenge on the lawman who sent him to prison. (R) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 12:20 A.M. (CC)

• Jump In! '07. Corbin Bleu. A promising young boxer joins an all-girl team to compete in double Dutch jump-rope. (NR) (1:35) DIS: Wed. 7 P.M., Thu. noon (CC)

• Junior '94. Arnold Schwarzenegger. One doctor talks another into field-testing their new wonder drug, as the first pregnant man. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 12:20 P.M. (CC)

• Jurassic Park '93. Sam Neill. An entrepreneur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist and others to his jungle theme-park featuring dinosaurs regenerated from DNA. (PG-13) (3:00) WGN: Sat. 6 P.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• Just Friends '05. Ryan Reynolds. A music executive tries to woo his high-school crush while keeping his suspicious ex-girlfriend at bay. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

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• K-9 '89. James Belushi. A police detective with a girlfriend gets stuck with a new partner, a German shepherd dog. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Kansas Raiders '50. Audie Murphy. Jesse James and his followers join Quantrill's raider gang of vicious killers out for loot. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Sat. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Keeping Mum '06. Rowan Atkinson. The problems of an oblivious vicar and his bored wife seem to disappear when a new housekeeper arrives on the scene. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 11:50 A.M., 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Kettle of Fish '06. Matthew Modine. A bachelor musician sublets his apartment to a pretty biologist, but he ignores the sexual sparks between them to chase after a bride. (R) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 9:45 A.M. (CC)

• Kickin' It Old Skool '07. Jamie Kennedy. After slipping into a coma, a breakdancer awakes 20 years later and sets out to revive his dance team's short-lived career. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Fri. 7:20 A.M., 5:10 P.M. (CC)

• King Kong '76. Jeff Bridges. An oil explorer, a zoologist and a shipwrecked blonde capture a huge ape leading to a battle atop the World Trade Center. (PG) (3:00) AMC: Sat. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• King of the Lost World '05. Bruce Boxleitner. Survivors of a plane crash in the Amazon encounter giant scorpions, dragons and a gorilla. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 7 P.M.

• Kingpin '96. Woody Harrelson. A one-handed salesman, an Amish farm boy and a pretty con artist pull bowling scams to get to a $1 million tournament in Reno. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 4:30 P.M., Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Kinky Sex Club '05. Wild women frequent a hot spot. (NR) (1:25) MAX: Mon. 12:05 A.M. (CC)

• A Kiss Before Dying '91. Matt Dillon. A social climber kills a tycoon's daughter, then marries her twin and goes to work for her father. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sat. 4:50 A.M. (CC)

• Kissin' Cousins '64. Elvis Presley. An Air Force officer asks his twin cousin's moonshiner father to give up land for a missile base. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• K-PAX '01. Kevin Spacey. A psychiatrist tries to determine how best to help a patient who convincingly claims to be from a distant galaxy. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Thu. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep '06. Victoria Pratt. A marine archaeologist and sailors search for an artifact protected by a terrifying giant squid. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 3 P.M.

• Kuffs '92. Christian Slater. A San Francisco high-school dropout takes over his slain brother's private police force. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 7 A.M. (CC)

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• L.A. Confidential '97. Kevin Spacey. Policemen become immersed in corruption, scandal, politics and prostitution in 1950s Hollywood. (R) (2:20) STZ: Wed. 6:40 P.M. (CC)

• The Ladies Man '00. Tim Meadows. A late-night radio host and self-described Casanova searches for a lost love when he receives an unsigned letter boasting of her wealth. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector '06. Larry the Cable Guy. An uncouth health inspector and his new partner probe an outbreak of food poisonings in the city's ritziest restaurants. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 12:15 P.M., 10 P.M., Fri. 8:45 A.M., 8:25 P.M., 4:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Last King of Scotland '06. Forest Whitaker. The personal physician of Ugandan dictator Idi Amin witnesses his murderous reign of terror. (R) (2:10) HBO: Mon. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Last Kiss '06. Zach Braff. Four friends cope with the consequences of their choices in life as they approach the age of 30. (R) (1:50) HBO: Sat. 4:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Last Mogul: The Life and Times of Lew Wasserman '05. Filmmaker Barry Avrich documents the career of Hollywood titan Lew Wasserman. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Last Samurai '03. Tom Cruise. In the 1870s a Westerner is caught in the middle of a battle between Japan's emperor and the samurai. (R) (3:15) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• Legally Blonde '01. Reese Witherspoon. A sorority queen enrolls in Harvard to prove to her former boyfriend that she has more than good looks. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Legend of the Lost '57. John Wayne. Two men vie for the affections of their earthy female companion as they search the Sahara desert for a fabled city. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 5:45 A.M.

• Leprechaun 3 '95. Warwick Davis. The diminutive demon meets his match when a college student becomes contaminated with leprechaun blood. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 3 A.M.

• Lethal Weapon '87. Mel Gibson. A detective with a family hunts drug smugglers with his new partner, a loner with a death wish. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 12:40 A.M. (CC)

• Lethal Weapon 2 '89. Mel Gibson. An accountant leads a wild detective and his cautious partner to a South African diplomat running drugs. (R) (1:55) HBO: Fri. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Lethal Weapon 4 '98. Mel Gibson. Los Angeles police partners take on members of a Chinese triad who are smuggling families from the mainland. (R) (2:10) MAX: Tue. 1:20 A.M. (CC)

• Liar Liar '97. Jim Carrey. A boy's birthday wish comes true that his neglectful father, a fast-talking lawyer, will not be able to tell a lie for 24 hours. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 2 P.M., Mon. noon (CC)

• Libeled Lady '36. Jean Harlow. An editor's fiancee and a lawyer help him trick an heiress suing his paper. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• License to Wed '07. Robin Williams. A newly engaged couple find out if they are truly compatible when a clergyman puts them through a rigorous marriage-prep class. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Wed. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Lie With Me '05. Eric Balfour. A young man and woman enjoy sexual compatibility but have trouble communicating and helping each other with problems. (NR) (1:35) SHO: Mon. midnight, Sat. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Life Begins '32. Loretta Young. Expectant mothers in a nurse's maternity ward include a nightclub singer and a murderer. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Like Mike 2: Streetball '06. Jascha Washington. A pair of lucky sneakers turns a small, untalented basketball player into a star. (PG) (2:00) BET: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Little Man '06. Shawn Wayans. A very small fugitive from the law poses as a toddler to gain access to the stolen gem he stashed in a woman's purse. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 3:15 P.M., 9:45 P.M., 5:15 A.M. (CC)

• Little Nicky '00. Adam Sandler. The youngest son of Satan must go to New York City and bring back his brothers, whose absence is wreaking havoc in hell. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)

• A Little Trip to Heaven '05. Forest Whitaker. Three car crashes affect the lives of an insurance investigator, a group of bus passengers, and two couples. (R) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 7:45 A.M., 7:30 P.M., Fri. 2:30 P.M.

• Little Women '94. Winona Ryder. Louisa May Alcott's classic story of the lives, loves and triumphs of four sisters in Civil War-era New England. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Living Death '06. Kristy Swanson. Poisoned by his wife, a sadistic man returns from the grave to exact brutal vengeance. (NR) (1:25) SHO: Mon. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• Lloyd '00. Tom Arnold. A class clown learns the value of confidence and self-esteem when a pretty student joins the ranks of underachievers. (PG) (1:25) STZ: Wed. 7:45 A.M. (CC)

• Loaded '08. Jesse Metcalfe. A successful man befriends a cocaine dealer who leads him down a dangerous path. (R) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 10 P.M.

• Lonely Are the Brave '62. Kirk Douglas. A modern-day New Mexico sheriff reluctantly pursues a cowboy whose individualistic ways are out of sync with the times. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 6 P.M.

• The Longest Day '62. John Wayne. Allied forces prepare for and participate in the D-Day invasion of Normandy in World War II. (G) (4:00) AMC: Wed. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Longest Yard '05. Adam Sandler. At a Texas penitentiary, jailed NFL veterans train their fellow inmates for a football game against the guards. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World '05. Albert Brooks. The U.S. government sends comic Albert Brooks to India and Pakistan, from New Delhi to a secret mountain location, on a mission to discover what makes the 300 million Muslim residents of those regions laugh. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 5:20 A.M. (CC)

• Looking for Kitty '04. Edward Burns. A world-weary detective and a high-school coach form a bond as they comb New York City for the coach's runaway wife. (R) (1:20) TMC: Sat. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Lookout '07. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. A brain-damaged former athlete finds himself pulled into a heist at the bank where he works as a janitor. (R) (1:40) STZ: Thu. 1:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Lost City '05. Andy Garcia. Castro's Communist Revolution sweeps through Cuba, catching an apolitical Havana club owner in the middle and dividing his family. (R) (2:25) TMC: Sun. 1:25 P.M., Fri. 12:10 P.M. (CC)

• The Love God? '69. Don Knotts. The editor of a nature journal becomes an unlikely sex object after a new publisher makes the magazine a girlie book. (PG-13) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• Love With the Proper Stranger '63. Natalie Wood. Pregnancy surprises a working girl and a trumpet player from Italian families in New York. (2:00) TCM: Fri. midnight (CC)

• Lover Come Back '61. Rock Hudson. An adman and an adwoman fight over a dummy account and wind up in bed together. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Lover's Prayer '00. Kirsten Dunst. In Britain during the 1800s, a younger boy falls in love with a girl who manipulates her older suitors. (PG-13) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 7:40 A.M., 8 P.M., 5:20 A.M. (CC)

• Lucky Number Slevin '06. Josh Hartnett. A conflict between black and Jewish gangsters in New York City and a case of mistaken identity land a man in the middle of a revenge plot of a crime boss. (R) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

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• The Magnificent Seven '60. Yul Brynner. A man in black recruits six hired guns to lead Mexican villagers against the gang of an outlaw. (NR) (2:45) AMC: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Malibu's Most Wanted '03. Jamie Kennedy. A rapper's hip-hop lifestyle jeopardizes his father's campaign to become governor of California. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Man About Town '06. Ben Affleck. A Hollywood agent struggles with his career and his wife, and encounters a woman seeking revenge against his workplace. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Man From Laramie '55. James Stewart. A man sets out to avenge his brother's death and runs up against a gang selling weapons to Apache Indians. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 4 P.M.

• The Man in the Iron Mask '98. Leonardo DiCaprio. Musketeers try to displace corrupt King Louis XIV with his twin brother, imprisoned in the Bastille. (PG-13) (2:20) STZ: Sun. 6:40 A.M. (CC)

• The Man in the Moon '91. Sam Waterston. A couple's two daughters catch the eye of their new teenage neighbor in 1957 Louisiana. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Sun. 12:30 P.M.

• Man of the Year '06. Robin Williams. Tom Dobbs, the satirical host of a political talk show, runs for U.S. president and unexpectedly wins. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Man With the Screaming Brain '05. Bruce Campbell. An executive, his wife and their chauffeur become the subjects of a mad scientist's experimental transplant surgery. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Tue. 3 A.M.

• Mannequin '87. Andrew McCarthy. A Philadelphia window dresser woos a mannequin brought to life by the spirit of an ancient princess. (PG) (1:30) ENC: Wed. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Marie Antoinette '06. Kirsten Dunst. An Austrian teenager becomes queen of France, then later loses her head during the French Revolution. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Thu. 6:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Master of Disguise '02. Dana Carvey. A genial waiter tries to rescue his parents from a criminal mastermind by assuming various identities. (PG) (2:00) FX: Thu. 10 A.M.

• Maxed Out: Hard Times, Easy Credit and the Era of Predatory Lenders '06. Filmmaker James D. Scurlock examines the outrageous practices that consumer-lending and credit-card companies use to rack up huge profits while bleeding customers dry. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 11 A.M., Thu. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Me and You and Everyone We Know '05. John Hawkes. A video artist begins a reluctant courtship with a shoe salesman whose wife is leaving him. (R) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 1:10 A.M. (CC)

• Meatballs '79. Bill Murray. A zany summer camp counselor leads his misfit charges into a no-holds-barred competition against high-class campers. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 11:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Memory Keeper's Daughter '08. Dermot Mulroney. A nurse raises a girl who has Down syndrome after the father abandons her at childbirth. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Men of Honor '00. Robert De Niro. The U.S. Navy's first black diver battles a salty chief, racial prejudice and a crippling setback. (R) (2:30) FX: Thu. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.

• The Messengers '07. Kristen Stewart. A teen and her younger brother desperately try to warn their disbelieving family about ominous apparitions that only the children see. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Tue. 10:40 P.M., Wed. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Meteor Man '93. Robert Townsend. An awkward crime-fighter cleans up Washington with super powers gained from a falling star. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• Michael '96. John Travolta. Tabloid employees investigate a rumor about an angel and find a surprising creature with healing powers and a lot of sex appeal. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Midnight Run '88. Robert De Niro. A scruffy bounty hunter has five days to bring a fussy embezzler from New York to Los Angeles. (R) (2:15) ENC: Thu. 4:05 A.M. (CC)

• Mimic 3: Sentinel '03. Karl Geary. While taking photographs through his window, an invalid witnesses an attack by a giant, carnivorous cockroach. (R) (1:20) TMC: Thu. 6:40 P.M. (CC)

• Minotaur '05. Tom Hardy. Theseus rallies would-be victims of a monster to fight back. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 1 P.M.

• The Minus Man '99. Owen Wilson. An unhappily wed couple unwittingly take in a man who may be a serial killer, a drifter with a winning smile. (R) (2:00) TMC: Thu. 10:30 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Misery '90. James Caan. An author recovers from an accident, nursed by a twisted fan who insists he write a new book just for her. (R) (2:30) WE: Fri. 5:30 P.M., Sat. 1 P.M.

• Miss Potter '06. Ren??e Zellweger. Beatrix Potter overcomes many obstacles in her quest to become a writer, including a domineering mother and the chauvinism prevalent in Victorian England. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 6:45 A.M., 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Missing '82. Jack Lemmon. A U.S. businessman and his daughter-in-law search Chile for his left-wing journalist son. (PG) (2:10) ENC: Tue. 5:50 A.M. (CC)

• Missing in Action '84. Chuck Norris. A U.S. colonel escapes from the Viet Cong, then comes back with a floating arsenal to get others out. (R) (2:15) AMC: Mon. 10:30 P.M., Tue. 3:15 P.M.

• Mission: Impossible 2 '00. Tom Cruise. IMF agent Ethan Hunt and his team try to stop a former agent from unleashing a deadly, engineered virus. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sat. 10:10 P.M., 2:40 A.M. (CC)

• Mission: Impossible III '06. Tom Cruise. Now a trainer for IMF recruits, agent Ethan Hunt squares off against the toughest foe he has ever faced: a ruthless arms and information broker. (PG-13) (2:05) SHO: Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Mission to Mars '00. Gary Sinise. In 2020 after the crew of a spaceflight to Mars disappears, a second team goes to investigate and makes an incredible discovery. (PG) (2:00) STZ: Mon. 5:10 P.M. (CC)

• Mobsters '91. Christian Slater. Lucky Luciano, Meyer Lansky, Bugsy Siegel and Frank Costello start their own 1920s New York gang. (R) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 1:35 A.M. (CC)

• Mom and Dad Save the World '92. Teri Garr. The dastardly emperor of another planet beams up a station wagon with a California couple inside. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Monster House '06. Steve Buscemi. Animated. No adults believe three youths' assertion that a neighboring residence is a living creature that means them harm. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Mon. 9 A.M., 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• Monster Man '03. Eric Jungmann. A maniac in a huge truck wants to turn two travelers into road kill. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Wed. 3 A.M.

• More American Graffiti '79. Candy Clark. A couple and their high-school friends do their own things on four mid-1960s New Year's Eves. (PG) (1:50) MAX: Mon. 5 A.M. (CC)

• Mother, Jugs & Speed '76. Bill Cosby. An ambulance company is more interested in the number, rather than the welfare, of its patients. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 5:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Mothman Prophecies '02. Richard Gere. A reporter investigates the sightings of a strange creature and other strange phenomena in a small town. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Tue. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Movie Hero '03. Jeremy Sisto. A deluded Hollywood citizen is convinced that an unseen camera is broadcasting his life over the airwaves. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 10:45 A.M. (CC)

• Mr. & Mrs. Smith '05. Brad Pitt. A husband and wife are unaware that each is an international assassin who has just been assigned to kill the other. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Tue. 7:30 P.M., Wed. 5:30 P.M.

• Mr. Bean's Holiday '07. Rowan Atkinson. Bumbling Bean takes a holiday on the French Riviera and is mistaken for a kidnapper and an avante-garde filmmaker. (G) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 3:30 P.M., Wed. 6:30 P.M., Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project '07. Comedians celebrate the long career of the comic. (NR) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont '05. Joan Plowright. An elderly widow and a young writer develop an unlikely friendship when she relocates to London to be near her grandson. (NR) (1:50) TMC: Sat. 7:45 A.M., 2:35 P.M., 5 A.M. (CC)

• The Mummy '99. Brendan Fraser. A young man opens a tomb unleashing a mummy seeking revenge for a curse laid upon him 3,000 years earlier. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Sun. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Murder '30. Herbert Marshall. A male juror becomes firmly convinced of the innocence of an actress on trial for slaying an actor's wife. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 8:45 A.M.

• Murder at 1600 '97. Wesley Snipes. A homicide detective and a Secret Service agent investigate a secretary's murder in the White House. (R) (1:50) STZ: Mon. 7:10 P.M., 4:20 A.M. (CC)

• Music of the Heart '99. Meryl Streep. After her husband leaves abruptly, a woman becomes a teacher in an East Harlem school where she gives violin lessons. (PG) (2:10) ENC: Thu. 7 A.M. (CC)

• My Fair Lady '64. Audrey Hepburn. Oscar-winning adaptation of the Broadway hit about an English professor who teaches a cockney merchant to be a lady. (G) (3:00) TCM: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

• My Life '93. Michael Keaton. A man and his wife confront his terminal cancer as he videotapes life lessons for his unborn son. (PG-13) (2:30) WE: Sun. 2:30 P.M.

• Mystery, Alaska '99. Russell Crowe. The National Hockey League sends the New York Rangers to play a legendary local team in an isolated Alaskan town. (R) (2:05) ENC: Wed. 11:30 P.M., Thu. 12:40 P.M. (CC)

• Mystery Men '99. Hank Azaria. Aspiring superheroes band together to defeat a villain when real superhero Captain Amazing disappears. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Sat. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

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• Nacho Libre '06. Jack Black. To raise money for an orphanage, a Mexican cook named Ignacio moonlights as a professional wrestler. (PG) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 6 A.M., 2:55 P.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon's Animal House '78. John Belushi. Bluto, Otter and the rowdy Deltas make fools of the dean and the square Omegas at 1962 Faber College. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M.

• National Lampoon's Barely Legal '03. Erik von Detten. Three sex-obsessed teenagers try to find actors to perform in a pornographic movie. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation '89. Chevy Chase. The Griswolds spend the holiday in a garish way, especially when a country cousin pulls up in an RV. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon's Vacation '83. Chevy Chase. The Griswolds and family head by station wagon for the California fun park Walley World. (R) (2:00) CMT: Sun. 2:30 P.M., Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 2 P.M.

• National Lampoon's Van Wilder '02. Ryan Reynolds. An underachieving collegian needs money to stay in school after his father cuts off his funds. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation '97. Chevy Chase. Clark and Ellen Griswold's disastrous family outing includes a visit with boorish Cousin Eddie. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Sat. 12:05 P.M. (CC)

• The Nativity Story '06. Keisha Castle-Hughes. King Herod's obsession with an ancient prophecy threatens Mary and Joseph as they await the birth of Jesus. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 6:50 A.M. (CC)

• Never Say Goodbye '46. Errol Flynn. A girl receives help from a Marine in reuniting her divorced but devoted parents. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Night at the Museum '06. Ben Stiller. A night watchman at a museum of natural history discovers that exhibits come alive after the building closes. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Nine Hours to Rama '63. Horst Buchholz. The last hours in the life of Mahatma Gandhi are seen through the eyes of his assassin. (NR) (2:45) AMC: Tue. 4:30 A.M.

• Nine Months '95. Hugh Grant. His girlfriend's pregnancy sends a San Francisco child psychologist into panic. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 10:35 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Ninja Scroll '93. Animated. A wandering warrior must prevent a group of supernatural assassins from claiming a shipment of stolen gold. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Mon. 11 P.M.

• Nora's Hair Salon 2: A Cut Above '08. Tatyana Ali. A woman's two estranged nieces inherit her beauty salon. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Tue. 8 P.M., Fri. 8 P.M.

• Norbit '07. Eddie Murphy. Though married to a terrible shrew, a man tries to figure out a way to be with his childhood sweetheart, who has just moved back into town. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• North to Alaska '60. John Wayne. A prospector brings a French girl back from Seattle to his partner in gold-rush Alaska. (NR) (2:45) AMC: Wed. 2:45 P.M. (CC)

• Not of This Earth '95. Michael York. An alien resembling a wealthy middle-aged man needs human blood to save its dying race. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 3 A.M.

• Now and Then '95. Christina Ricci. A modern-day reunion frames this account of the friendship shared by four girls during the summer of 1970. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Number Seventeen '32. Anne Grey. A reformed female jewel thief tries to prevent a rival gang from fleeing to France. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 10:30 A.M.

• Nurse Betty '00. Morgan Freeman. After seeing her no-good husband killed by hit men, a woman thinks she is a nurse who must find her lover, a soap-opera doctor. (R) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Nutty Professor II: The Klumps '00. Eddie Murphy. In an attempt to remove Buddy Love from his subconscious, professor Klump accidentally creates him as a separate person. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

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• O Brother, Where Art Thou? '00. George Clooney. A mysterious lawman tracks three escaped convicts searching for buried treasure in 1930s Mississippi. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 9:45 P.M., Wed. 1:20 P.M. (CC)

• The O Tapes '06. Filmmaker Chris Arnold interviews women on subjects related to sexual satisfaction and dysfunction. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 3 A.M. (CC)

• The Object of My Affection '98. Jennifer Aniston. Pregnant by her lover, a woman asks her gay male friend to help her raise the baby. (R) (2:00) E!: Wed. 9 A.M.

• Ocean's Eleven '01. George Clooney. A parolee organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Ocean's Thirteen '07. George Clooney. Danny Ocean and his gang plot revenge against a casino owner who wronged one of their own. (PG-13) (2:05) HBO: Sun. 9 P.M., 4:25 A.M., Tue. 9 A.M., 8 P.M., Sat. 11:30 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Off the Black '06. Nick Nolte. A paternal bond slowly forms between a dying umpire and the young ballplayer he caught vandalizing his house. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 11:05 A.M., 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Office Space '99. Ron Livingston. A computer programmer's hypnosis-induced, lackadaisical attitude about work puts him on the corporate fast-track. (R) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Omen '76. Gregory Peck. A U.S. diplomat and his wife adopt the infant Damien in Rome, then find out he's the Antichrist. (R) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• On Golden Pond '81. Katharine Hepburn. An old professor and his wife make peace with their daughter in New England. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 2 P.M.

• Once Upon a Time in Mexico '03. Antonio Banderas. A corrupt CIA agent recruits a tormented gunman to stop conspirators from assassinating the president of Mexico. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The One '01. Jet Li. A team of agents hunts a renegade who leaps through dimensions in order to gain enormous power. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

• One Fine Day '96. Michelle Pfeiffer. On a hectic day, architect Melanie, single mom of a small boy, meets news columnist Jack, divorced dad of a little girl. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Fri. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• One Night at McCool's '01. Liv Tyler. A bartender, a detective and a married lawyer fall for the charms of a conniving seductress. (R) (1:35) ENC: Thu. 2:45 P.M.

• One True Love '00. David Hasselhoff. A boy seeks a way to reunite two destined soul mates who met by chance, but are already engaged to others. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Open Range '03. Robert Duvall. Cattle herdsmen unite to battle a ruthless rancher and his henchmen in 1882. (R) (3:00) AMC: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Open Season '06. Voices of Martin Lawrence. Animated. Stranded in the wilderness, a mule deer and a domesticated bear try to make their way back to the safety of a town preserve before a hunter catches them. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Sun. 9 A.M., 7:30 P.M., Mon. 6:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Oscar '66. Stephen Boyd. As an Oscar nominee for best actor sits in the theater, his life as a Hollywood heel unfolds. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 11 P.M.

• The Other Sister '99. Juliette Lewis. A mentally impaired woman gets her first apartment, dates a young man and attends a trade school. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN: Sat. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Out for Blood '04. Kevin Dillon. After a vampire bites him, a detective's only hope for survival is to kill his undead attacker. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Fri. 3 A.M.

• The Outlaw Josey Wales '76. Clint Eastwood. A Missouri farmer hunts down the Union soldiers who killed his family and left him for dead. (PG) (3:00) HIST: Sun. noon (CC)

• Outside Providence '99. Shawn Hatosy. After a young man crashes into a police cruiser, his father sends him to boarding school where he struggles to be accepted. (R) (2:00) FX: Wed. 10 A.M., Sat. 11:30 A.M.

• Overnight Delivery '96. Reese Witherspoon. A college student must prevent an impending disaster when he erroneously sends a poison-pen letter to his girlfriend. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 2 A.M., Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)

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• The Pacifier '05. Vin Diesel. A Navy SEAL faces the ultimate test when he must care for five children and protect them from their father's enemies. (PG) (2:00) USA: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)

• The Painted Veil '06. Naomi Watts. Caught in an affair with another man, a scientist's callow wife accompanies her husband to mainland China to fight a cholera epidemic. (PG-13) (2:10) MAX: Sun. 4:20 A.M. (CC)

• Paper Soldiers '02. Kevin Hart. A rookie thief receives on-the-job training from a crew of bungling burglars. (R) (2:00) BET: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Parent Trap '98. Lindsay Lohan. An 11-year-old meets her California twin, and they plot to reunite their divorced parents. (PG) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Park '06. William Baldwin. The lives of a suicidal woman, pet groomers, an attorney, nudists and others intersect one afternoon in Los Angeles. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 10:15 A.M., Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Patriot '00. Mel Gibson. A pacifist farmer of South Carolina reluctantly joins the Revolutionary War and fights alongside his son. (R) (2:45) MAX: Fri. 10 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Perfect Assistant '08. Rachel Hunter. A woman feels the need to tell her married boss that she is in love with him. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Perfect Storm '00. George Clooney. At sea in October 1991, the crewmen of the Andrea Gail encounter a storm with hurricane-strength winds and 100-foot waves. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Perfect Stranger '07. Halle Berry. A reporter crosses paths with a powerful executive when she goes under cover in cyberspace and the workplace to investigate a friend's unsolved murder. (R) (1:55) STZ: Sat. 3:10 A.M. (CC)

• The Phantom of the Opera '62. Herbert Lom. An acid-scarred composer has his dwarf helper bring an opera singer to his London sewer hide-out. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 6 A.M.

• Phoenix '98. Ray Liotta. A cop with a big gambling debt gets three buddies involved in a deadly crime to pay off the bookie. (R) (2:00) WGN: Sat. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Picture Perfect '97. Jennifer Aniston. An advertising executive asks a young man to pose as her fiance so that she will be eligible for a promotion. (PG-13) (2:30) WE: Thu. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.

• The Pink Panther '06. Steve Martin. A bumbling French inspector investigates the murder of a famous soccer coach and the theft of his priceless pink diamond. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 10:15 A.M., 4:25 A.M. (CC)

• The Pirate '48. Judy Garland. An actor woos a Caribbean islander by posing as the pirate of her dreams. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End '07. Johnny Depp. While the Flying Dutchman ghost ship wreaks havoc on the Seven Seas, Will, Elizabeth and Barbossa unite to save Jack Sparrow from Davy Jones' locker. (PG-13) (2:50) STZ: Fri. 11:10 P.M., Sat. 7:30 A.M., 4:10 P.M. (CC)

• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest '06. Johnny Depp. Capt. Jack Sparrow must find a way to avoid the clutches of ghostly pirate Davey Jones and his crew or be damned for all eternity. (PG-13) (2:35) ENC: Sun. 5 A.M., Mon. 2:10 P.M., 9:45 P.M., Fri. 9:30 P.M., Sat. 7:30 A.M., 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Planet of the Apes '68. Charlton Heston. An astronaut goes by time warp to a future planet ruled by smart apes who keep humans as slaves. (G) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 10 P.M., Sat. 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• Playing House '06. Colin Ferguson. A charming man tempts a woman plunged into domesticity after a surprise pregnancy. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Pledge '01. Jack Nicholson. A detective about to retire promises a woman that he will catch her daughter's murderer. (R) (2:05) MAX: Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Poseidon '06. Josh Lucas. Survivors aboard a capsized ocean liner band together in a fight for their lives, seeking safety by way of an upside-down maze. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 6:45 P.M. (CC)

• A Prairie Home Companion '06. Meryl Streep. The creator of a long-running radio show conducts business as usual while his guests, cast and crew prepare for the final broadcast. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Premonition '07. Sandra Bullock. A woman battles time and destiny to save her family after experiencing a precognitive vision of her husband's death. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 11:45 A.M., 8:15 P.M., Fri. 7:15 P.M., Sat. noon, 4:55 A.M.

• The Prestige '06. Hugh Jackman. After an illusion goes tragically wrong, two 19th-century magicians engage in a bitter and potentially deadly rivalry. (PG-13) (2:15) ENC: Tue. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• Pride '07. Terrence Howard. In the 1970s an aficionado and a janitor renovate an abandoned pool and establish a swim team in one of Philadelphia's roughest neighborhoods. (PG) (1:50) SHO: Sat. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Pride and the Passion '57. Cary Grant. A British naval officer and a Spanish guerrilla salvage a huge cannon to use against Napoleon. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 3:30 A.M.

• The Prince & Me '04. Julia Stiles. A premedical student falls in love with a Danish prince who keeps his identity a secret. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Tue. 10 A.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• The Prince & Me 2: The Royal Wedding '06. Luke Mably. A handsome Danish prince learns he must abdicate his throne if he marries a commoner. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Tue. 3 A.M., Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Prince Charming '01. Martin Short. A prince must convince a Broadway diva to marry him in order to break a curse placed on him and his squire. (2:00) TBS: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)

• The Producers '05. Nathan Lane. A Broadway producer and his accountant scheme to overfinance a surefire flop and abscond with the money. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Fri. 3:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Professional '94. Jean Reno. An Italian hit man in New York risks his life to protect an orphan girl who captures his heart. (R) (1:55) ENC: Fri. 1:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Professionals '66. Lee Marvin. A circa-1917 rancher sends mercenaries to rescue his kidnapped wife from a Mexican bandit. (PG-13) (2:15) TCM: Sat. 11:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Proposition '05. Guy Pearce. To save one brother from execution, an outlaw in 1880s Australia must hunt down and kill the eldest sibling, who is wanted for rape and murder. (R) (1:50) TMC: Fri. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Puccini for Beginners '06. Elizabeth Reaser. An opera-loving writer gets caught up in a bisexual love triangle with a professor and the woman he dumped to be with her. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• Pulse '01. Haruhiko Kat??. Bewildered residents of Tokyo investigate strange events linked to computers and the Internet. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sat. 9 P.M., midnight.

• Pulse '06. Kristen Bell. Some friends think a new Web site is just a hoax with a clever marketing campaign until everyone who logs on dies. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Pursuit of Happyness '06. Will Smith. A single father and his young son endure many hardships as the father struggles to provide a better future for both of them. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Sun. 12:20 P.M., 9 P.M., Tue. 6:10 A.M., 3:20 P.M., 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• Push '06. Chad Lindberg. A Miami barkeeper and his two friends land in hot water when they start working for a notorious drug lord. (R) (2:00) TMC: Fri. 12:45 A.M. (CC)

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• Queen of the Damned '02. Stuart Townsend. The vampire Lestat awakens after 100 years, becomes a rock star and unites with a female counterpart. (R) (2:00) USA: Tue. noon (CC)

• The Quiet Man '52. John Wayne. An American boxer returns to Ireland to live in peace, but his bride's burly brother picks a fight. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Thu. 7:45 A.M. (CC)

• Quigley Down Under '90. Tom Selleck. An Old West sharpshooter goes to Australia, where his new boss expects him to kill Aborigines. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Sun. noon, Fri. 3 P.M.

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• Raise Your Voice '04. Hilary Duff. A small-town teenager defies her father and heads to Los Angeles to study at a performing arts school. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Raising Cain '92. John Lithgow. A scientist with multiple personalities sets out to com