I recently came across a curious correspondence from a computer specialist. It was noteworthy because, in addition to including his resume, the job seeker submitted the resume of his daughter, a marketing professional. The lesson: Keep your application materials focused on your career goals and the reasons you are the best candidate for the job. These applicants also offered unnecessary information:

"INTERVIEW AVAILABILITY: Right now, I am overseas for my sister's marriage. If required, I can come back early as my sister's marriage is already over."

That was quick.

"JOB HISTORY: Painter. I managed a small crew for my stepfather. I like the trade, but working with family can get tuff."

A "tough" job indeed.

COVER LETTER: "Now a proud father, I take turns feeding, changing diapers or just plain being there on standby."

A commendable calling.

Here are some more family-related faux pas from the "Resumania" archives:

COVER LETTER: "I was an unhappy, drifting bachelor until I met my lovely wife, Linda, whose work ethic and inspring nature made me the responsible person I am today."

Can we interview Linda?

"OBJECTIVE: I need money because I have to pay bills, and I would like to get a life, go out partying, please my wife with gifts and have a menu entree consisting of more than soup."

That's a tall order.

"QUALIFICATIONS: Twin sister has an accounting degree."

Send her in!

And, finally, avoid being overly cutesy:

COVER LETTER: "I'd break my mom's heart to work for you!"

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