Will Britney Spears be the new celebrity spokesperson for Bally Total Fitness?

TMZ is reporting that our favorite life rehabber has been working out at the club for free and is in talks to tell folks that Bally's does a body good.

Word is she's training with two of the club's top trainers as much as three times a week.

An inside source told TMZ, "We're more interested in Britney Spears' health than her $19."

Well, what does that say about all the other folks who work out there? You can best believe you all better pay your dues.

Things are just getting started, and already we're tired of hearing about Rob Lowe's ex-nanny.

We don't know if she was sexually harassed or not, but the actor's former child-care provider, Jessica Gibson, has a photo spread in People, on stands today.

"Jessica has nothing to hide, and we wonder if Mr. Lowe will take that position as well," her attorney, Gloria Allred, tells the mag.

Jessica's parents are speaking out as well, saying that they were worried about all the long hours their daughter spent working for Rob and his wife, Sheryl.

"An investigation of dozens of present and former employees has failed to find one single person to verify her allegations," said the Lowes' attorney, Stanton "Larry" Stein, in a statement to the "Today" show.

"Project Runway" host Heidi Klum is US Weekly's Style Icon of the Year.

The mag, on the stands today, features an interview and photos of the blonde hottie in a number of her most fabulous looks. We would simply kill for that red John Galliano gown she wore to the Oscars. Trust us, we could rock that!

Other fasion honorees include Lauren Conrad as Celebrity Designer of the Year and Kimora Lee Simmons, Diddy, Nicky Hilton, Snoop and his wife, Shante, Brody Jenner, Tori Spelling, Heidi Montag, Pete Wentz, Will.i.am and Eve.

As deserving as these people are, we would like to see somebody shine a spotlight on some real up-and-coming designers.

Eli Manning and his fiancee, Abby McGrew, are scheduled to get hitched in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on Saturday, according to the N.Y. Daily News.

The Super Bowl-winning QB and his intended will walk down the aisle at the One&Only Palmilla resort.

We don't know if these two folks will be jumping the broom anytime soon, but tennis diva Serena Williams and hip-hop star turned actor Common are getting pretty close.

Word is they were hanging pretty tight down in Miami last weekend.

They seem like they complement each other well, so we shall see what happens.

William Shatner, who will ALWAYS be Capt. James T. Kirk to us, has a new autobiography called "Up Til Now."

In it, reports Ben Widdicombe of the N.Y. Daily News, Mr. Shatner writes that he didn't know some of his castmates couldn't stand him until "Star Trek" ended its original run.

The show never really ended for some folks.

While we're on the subject of entertainment icons, who said this: "I'm a songwriter first, and a singer second, and an entertainer."

Give up?

The one and only Dolly Parton, in the latest edition of Billboard out Monday.

Yes, yes, y'all, the original "Backwoods Barbie," which is the title of her latest album, talks about her music and her unique style.

"I've often been misunderstood, and it has taken 40 years for people to realize how serious I am about the music," she says. "But this is also serious, the way I look. This is how I'm comfortable."

Go'head, Dolly with your bad self!

Oooh, we wish were going to see Alicia Keys next week. Sponsor, Lexus, is going to give random ticketholders a luxury experience.

Folks won't know if they get into the special luxury section until they get there, but once they are, they get free food and drinks and wait service.