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Television movies for the week of March 30
Sunday, March 30, 2008

TV Movies: March 30-April 5

MOVIE RATINGS
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G = General audiences
PG = Parental Guidance
PG-13 = Not recommended for preteens
R = Restricted audience
CC = Closed captioned for hearing impaired
ALPHABETICAL LISTING
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• About a Boy '02. Hugh Grant. An irresponsible playboy becomes emotionally attached to a woman's 12-year-old son. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Fri. noon, 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Actress '53. Spencer Tracy. Supported by her mother, a New Englander finally tells her salty father she wants to be an actress. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland '99. Voices of Kevin Clash. After a game of tug-of-war causes him to lose his favorite blanket, Elmo must venture into Grouchland to get it back. (G) (1:15) HBO: Tue. 7 A.M. (CC)

• The Adventures of Ford Fairlane '90. Andrew Dice Clay. A low-life private eye solves a rock 'n' roll murder involving a recording executive and his wife. (R) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• Aeon Flux '05. Charlize Theron. In the last city on Earth, underground rebels dispatch their top assassin to kill a government leader. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 3:15 P.M., TMC: Fri. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• The African Queen '51. Humphrey Bogart. An imperious woman makes a gin-soaked boat captain fight Germans in the World War I Congo. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 11:45 A.M. (CC)

• A.I.: Artificial Intelligence '01. Haley Joel Osment. In the future a cutting-edge android in the form of a boy embarks on a journey to discover its true nature. (PG-13) (2:50) TNT: Sun. 3:10 A.M. (CC)

• Air Bud '97. Michael Jeter. Abandoned by a disagreeable clown, a golden retriever with a knack for basketball befriends a lonely boy. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 8:50 A.M. (CC)

• Airheads '94. Brendan Fraser. Attention-hungry musicians decide to grab the media spotlight by taking staffers at a popular radio station hostage. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 6:20 P.M. (CC)

• Airplane! '80. Robert Hays. A pilot afraid to fly follows his stewardess ex-girlfriend and must take over for the poisoned crew. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Akeelah and the Bee '06. Laurence Fishburne. Akeelah, an 11-year-old girl living in South Los Angeles, discovers she has a talent for spelling, which she hopes will take her to the National Spelling Bee. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• Algiers '38. Charles Boyer. A Paris thief hiding in the Casbah meets a woman who reminds him of home. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 1:45 A.M.

• Ali G Indahouse '02. Sacha Baron Cohen. A gangster becomes a member of Parliament and tries to prevent the closure of his favorite building. (R) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Alien 3 '92. Sigourney Weaver. The survivor of several alien attacks is the only woman on a prison planet with thugs, zealots and a monster. (R) (2:00) STZ: Mon. 1:50 A.M. (CC)

• Alien Lockdown '04. John Savage. An alien creature must be destroyed after a government plan to use it as a weapon fails. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Fri. 3 A.M.

• Alien Nation: Body and Soul '95. Gary Graham. A police detective and his humanoid partner link a giant and murder to secret research. (NR) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 2 P.M.

• Aliens '86. Sigourney Weaver. The survivor of a harrowing alien attack returns to planet LB 426 with Marines sent to check her horror story. (R) (2:20) ENC: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• All About Eve '50. Bette Davis. A Broadway star takes a young and seemingly naive aspiring actress under her wing. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 8 P.M.

• All About the Benjamins '02. Ice Cube. A bounty hunter and a con artist work together to retrieve a lottery ticket from a group of diamond thieves. (R) (2:00) USA: Wed. 2 P.M., 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• All In '07. Dominique Swain. A medical student and her friends try to use their poker skills to win quick cash. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 3 P.M. (CC)

• All the King's Men '06. Sean Penn. A Southern politician's idealism and good intentions give way to corruption after he becomes governor of Louisiana. (PG-13) (2:15) STZ: Mon. 8:30 A.M., 6:50 P.M. (CC)

• Almost Famous '00. Billy Crudup. An aspiring teenage rock journalist gets his big break when he follows an up-and-coming band on its tour. (R) (2:30) TBS: Thu. 11:55 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Alpha Dog '06. Bruce Willis. A teenage dealer and his friends kidnap the impressionable younger brother of a junkie who won't pay for the drugs. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 1 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• American Drug War: The Last White Hope '07. Government agents, judges, politicians and others discuss the long battle to keep illegal drugs out of the United States. (NR) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 4 P.M.

• American Gigolo '80. Richard Gere. A professional Beverly Hills escort falls in love with a big shot's wife and winds up framed for murder. (R) (2:00) MAX: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• American Guerilla in the Philippines '50. Tyrone Power. An American Naval officer, stranded after the wreck of Bataan, leads a band of natives on daring enemy raids. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Wed. 7:45 A.M. (CC)

• American Me '92. Edward James Olmos. A Latino gang leader returns to society after wielding 18 years of brutal power in Folsom State Prison. (R) (2:05) MAX: Wed. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• American Pie '99. Jason Biggs. Four teenagers nearing graduation make a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. (R) (1:40) ENC: Tue. 9:50 P.M., Sat. 8 P.M., 2:35 A.M. (CC)

• The American President '95. Michael Douglas. A political rival turns the widowed president's romance with an environmental lobbyist into an election-year issue. (PG-13) (2:30) LIFE: Thu. 9 P.M., Fri. 2 P.M. (CC)

• American Soldiers: A Day in Iraq '05. Curtis Morgan. Fedayeen fighters engage U.S. forces in a deadly, sustained battle in Iraq. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 10:15 P.M. (CC)

• American Wedding '03. Jason Biggs. A young couple prepares to marry, while an obnoxious friend plans to throw a bachelor party. (R) (2:00) USA: Fri. 2 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Angel's Dance '98. James Belushi. An assassin-in-training falls in love with the kooky but clever mortuary worker he is supposed to kill. (R) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Anna and the King '99. Jodie Foster. The King of Siam hires an English widow to teach the ways of the Western world to his many children. (PG-13) (2:30) MAX: Tue. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters '07. Voices of Carey Means. Animated. Frylock, Master Shake and Meatwad take action when a piece of exercise equipment threatens galactic peace. (R) (2:00) TOON: Sun. 11:30 P.M., 3 A.M.

• Aquamarine '06. Sara Paxton. A mermaid washes ashore after a violent storm and enlists the help of two teenage girls in winning the heart of a handsome lifeguard. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Around the World in 80 Days '04. Jackie Chan. With help from his two sidekicks, an eccentric inventor bets he can circle the globe in less than three months. (PG) (2:10) DIS: Sun. noon.

• Ask the Dust '06. Colin Farrell. In Depression-era Los Angeles, a fiery Mexican waitress who wants to improve her lot through marriage meets an aspiring writer of Italian descent. (R) (2:00) TMC: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)

• ATL '06. Tip "T.I." Harris. Four Atlanta teenagers, whose lives revolve around hip-hop and rollerskating, face life-changing challenges on and off the rink. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Autism: The Musical '07. Eleven autistic children work together to create a live musical program. (NR) (1:45) HBO: Mon. noon, 10:15 P.M., Wed. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

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• Babe '95. James Cromwell. An Australian farmer adopts a piglet that becomes a champion herder of sheep. Live action/animatronics. (G) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 8:40 A.M. (CC)

• Baby Boom '87. Diane Keaton. A Manhattan career woman with a live-in boyfriend suddenly inherits a baby girl and moves to Vermont. (PG) (2:00) WE: Sat. 6 P.M., 1 A.M.

• Backtrack '89. Jodie Foster. A mob assassin becomes obsessed with his latest target, an innocent woman who witnessed a gangland execution. (R) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 4:30 P.M.

• Bad Boys '82. Sean Penn. A scar-faced street fighter becomes king of reform school and spots the guy who assaulted his girlfriend. (R) (2:15) SHO: Wed. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Bailey's Billions '05. Dean Cain. Two embezzlers plot to steal money from a talking dog that has inherited a fortune. (G) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 9 A.M. (CC)

• The Ballad of Jack and Rose '05. Daniel Day-Lewis. The daughter of a dying ex-hippie has trouble adjusting to the return of her father's ex-lover and her sons. (R) (1:55) TMC: Tue. 6:05 P.M. (CC)

• Balto '95. Voices of Miriam Margolyes. Animated. A canine outcast helps guide a sled of medical supplies to desperately ill children in an Alaskan village. (G) (1:20) ENC: Thu. 5:10 A.M. (CC)

• Basic '03. John Travolta. A DEA agent investigates the disappearance of a fearsome sergeant and his Special Forces trainees. (R) (2:00) FX: Thu. 6 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M.

• Basic Instinct 2 '06. Sharon Stone. A criminal psychologist falls under the seductive spell of Catherine Trammell, who re-emerges in London on the wrong side of the law. (R) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 1:30 A.M., Sat. 2:30 A.M., TMC: Sun. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• Bataan '43. Robert Taylor. During World War II, American GIs and their Filipino allies defend the island from a Japanese invasion. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Batman & Robin '97. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Batgirl joins the caped crusaders to stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from wreaking revenge upon the world. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Mon. midnight, Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Batman Returns '92. Michael Keaton. The Caped Crusader clashes with Catwoman and saves gloomy Gotham City from the foul Penguin's plot. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Tue. 3:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Baxter '05. Michael Showalter. A quintessentially nice guy spends two weeks ridden with anxiety before his wedding. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Beach Girls '82. Debra Blee. Innocent Sarah's robust friends come down for the summer at her uncle's Malibu beach house. (R) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 1:50 A.M. (CC)

• Beat the Drum '03. Junior Singo. A Zulu boy whose village has been devastated by AIDS goes to Johannesburg to find his long-lost uncle. (NR) (2:00) TMC: Sat. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Because I Said So '07. Diane Keaton. The proud but meddlesome mother of three women tries to find the perfect man for her youngest daughter by placing an online personal ad. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. noon, 8 P.M. (CC)

• Before and After '96. Meryl Streep. A Massachusetts man destroys evidence after his teen son is arrested for a girlfriend's murder. (PG-13) (1:50) SHO: Fri. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Bella Mafia '97. Vanessa Redgrave. A distinct group of mafia wives unites in order to hunt down the ones responsible for their husbands' brutal deaths. (R) (4:00) WE: Sat. 10:30 A.M.

• The Benchwarmers '06. David Spade. A millionaire helps three nerdy buddies form a baseball team to compete against all the mean Little Leaguers. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 1:50 P.M., 1 A.M., Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 9:45 A.M., 4:40 P.M. (CC)

• Beneath the Planet of the Apes '70. James Franciscus. A time-warped astronaut lands on ape-ruled Earth and finds telepathic mutants worshiping an atomic bomb. (G) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Best Friends '05. Megan Gallagher. A vicious woman terrorizes a friend who has a seemingly perfect life. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The Best Man '99. Taye Diggs. A writer heads to New York to be best man at a friend's wedding, where he meets up with an old flame. (R) (2:00) WGN: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)

• The Best Sex Ever 5: Sexy Pictures '02. Angela Davies. The sexy host of a late-night radio show listens to callers' scintillating stories. (1:15) MAX: Thu. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• Bewitched Housewives '06. Sultry women attract eager lovers. (NR) (1:15) MAX: Sat. 11:45 P.M. (CC)

• Big Daddy '99. Adam Sandler. Hoping to lure back his exasperated girlfriend, a goofy slacker gains custody of a 5-year-old boy. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• A Bill of Divorcement '32. John Barrymore. An escaped mental patient finds his daughter engaged and his wife divorced. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 6:45 P.M. (CC)

• Bio-Dome '96. Pauly Shore. Idiot collegians bring chaos to the experimental ecosystem in which they are accidentally sealed for a year. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 5:05 A.M., Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Birds '63. Rod Taylor. A San Francisco playgirl follows a bachelor to Bodega Bay where, for no apparent reason, flocks of birds begin killing the populace. (PG-13) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Black Dahlia '06. Josh Hartnett. In 1940s Los Angeles two cops enter a world of greed, obsession and corruption as they probe the grisly murder of a Hollywood starlet. (R) (2:05) MAX: Sat. 11:10 A.M. (CC)

• Black Dog '98. Patrick Swayze. A trucker with a vehicular manslaughter conviction agrees to drive a suspicious shipment for his boss. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 11 P.M., Thu. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Black Sheep '96. Chris Farley. To head off political embarrassment, the aide of a gubernatorial candidate shepherds his boss's uncouth brother. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Blade II '02. Wesley Snipes. Blade forms an alliance with a band of hardened enemies in order to battle powerful vampires. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Blade: Trinity '04. Wesley Snipes. Blade and a pair of vampire slayers battle Dracula, the newly resurrected ancestor of the undead. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 3 P.M., 11:20 P.M. (CC)

• Blades of Glory '07. Will Ferrell. Several years after being banned from men's singles competition, two rival skaters exploit a loophole that allows them to compete as a pair. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 2 P.M., 10:15 P.M., Thu. noon, 9:15 P.M., Sat. 8 A.M., 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Blair Witch Project '99. Heather Donahue. A filmmaking crew hikes into Maryland's Black Hills Forest seeking clues about a legendary witch. (R) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Blink '94. Madeleine Stowe. A detective helps a formerly blind musician in danger from a killer she may or may not have seen. (R) (2:00) WGN: Sat. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Blood for Dracula '74. Udo Kier. The pale vampire and his helper drive his vintage car to Italy in desperate search of good girls. (R) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 9:30 P.M.

• BloodMonkey '07. F. Murray Abraham. A professor and his students encounter a deadly creature in Africa. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road '06. Comics Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and Ron White perform their stand-up routines. (NR) (2:30) COMEDY: Sat. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Blue Streak '99. Martin Lawrence. A jewel thief returns to a construction site to retrieve his cache and finds a police station on the spot. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Wed. 10:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Bone Collector '99. Denzel Washington. A quadriplegic detective and a patrol cop try to catch a killer re-creating grisly crimes. (R) (2:30) USA: Wed. 10 P.M., Thu. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Boom Town '40. Clark Gable. Texas wildcatters hit oil together, then fight after one marries the other's sweetheart. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 6 A.M., Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Bounce '00. Gwyneth Paltrow. An ad executive seeks out the widow of a stranger who swapped tickets with him before boarding an ill-fated flight. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Thu. 6 P.M., Fri. 4 P.M.

• Boys and Girls '00. Freddie Prinze Jr. Two longtime friends, each with a string of failed romances, wonder if they should date each other. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Break-Up '06. Vince Vaughn. When Brooke and Gary decide to end their relationship, neither is willing to move out of the shared condo, so the only solution is to remain living together as hostile roommates. (PG-13) (1:50) HBO: Mon. 11:55 P.M. (CC)

• The Breed '06. Michelle Rodriguez. A vicious pack of mutated dogs hunts a group of friends who have come to a tropical island for a week of fun and relaxation. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Brick '05. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. A teenage loner infiltrates his high school's roughest circles to find the truth behind his ex-girlfriend's death. (R) (1:55) MAX: Thu. 12:35 P.M. (CC)

• The Bride Came C.O.D. '41. James Cagney. A Texas oil tycoon pays a pilot by the pound to fly his daughter out of a marriage. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Bride of Chucky '98. Jennifer Tilly. Animated by a vicious killer's spirit, a battered doll and its mate seek help from neighbors to regain human form. (R) (1:30) USA: Sun. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Bridge to Terabithia '07. Josh Hutcherson. A boy and his new friend, the class outsider, create an imaginary world in which they rule as king and queen. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Tue. 2:20 A.M., Wed. 12:20 P.M., 8:20 P.M. (CC)

• Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason '04. Ren??e Zellweger. An attractive lawyer and Bridget's former boss threaten her newfound happiness with Mark Darcy. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Broken Arrow '96. John Travolta. An Air Force pilot matches wits with a renegade colleague who is threatening to detonate a pair of nuclear warheads. (R) (1:50) MAX: Wed. 12:10 P.M. (CC)

• Broken Trail '06. Robert Duvall. A veteran cowboy and his nephew save five Chinese girls from prostitution while trekking from Oregon to Wyoming. (NR) (4:00) AMC: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Brown's Requiem '98. Michael Rooker. A fat man hires a private eye to investigate a Hollywood businessman housing his teenage sister. (R) (1:55) TMC: Wed. 4:05 P.M. (CC)

• Brubaker '80. Robert Redford. The new warden of a corrupt Southern prison starts by posing as an inmate to observe its brutality. (R) (3:00) AMC: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Un Buen D??a lo Tiene Cualquiera '07. Diego Mart??n. A down-and-out man becomes housemates with an elderly gent who has a sinister side. (NR) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 6:20 A.M.

• Bugsy '91. Warren Beatty. New York gangster Bugsy Siegel goes Hollywood with a tan, a mistress and a mad vision of Las Vegas. (R) (3:00) AMC: Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Bulletproof '96. Damon Wayans. A mobster's goons pursue a fugitive underling turning state's evidence to an undercover policeman he once shot. (R) (1:25) STZ: Thu. 4:10 P.M., 2:40 A.M. (CC)

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• Cabin in the Cotton '32. Richard Barthelmess. A man is divided between his loyalty toward tenant farmers and his lust for a plantation owner's seductive daughter. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 6 A.M.

• Caddyshack '80. Chevy Chase. Oddballs and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship. (R) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• California Dreaming '07. Dave Foley. Unforeseen obstacles stand in the way of a family planning to take a road trip in an RV. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Camilla '94. Jessica Tandy. A former concert violinist and a struggling young musician share a memorable journey from the Deep South to Toronto. (PG-13) (1:40) SHO: Sun. 5:55 A.M. (CC)

• Capote '05. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Writer Truman Capote researches the brutal murder of a Kansas family to pen the book "In Cold Blood." (R) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 3:45 P.M., 5:30 A.M., TMC: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Captain Ron '92. Kurt Russell. A salty rogue signs on to steer the yacht of a Chicago businessman and his family in the Caribbean. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Tue. 12:05 P.M. (CC)

• Carolina '03. Julia Stiles. A novelist and a well-to-do man vie for the affections of a young woman who has a meddling grandmother. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Thu. 4 P.M.

• Casino Royale '06. Daniel Craig. After receiving a license to kill, British agent James Bond enters a high-stakes poker game with Le Chiffre, a man who finances terrorist groups. (PG-13) (2:30) SHO: Sat. 9 P.M.

• Catch and Release '07. Jennifer Garner. A woman struggles to rebuild her life in the wake of her fiance's untimely death and the discovery of secrets he kept from her. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Sun. 6:35 A.M. (CC)

• Cats Don't Dance '97. Voices of Scott Bakula. Animated. A scheming starlet plans to foil a young cat's bid to find his fame and fortune in Hollywood. (G) (2:00) TOON: Tue. 10:30 A.M.

• CB4 '93. Chris Rock. Three middle-class pals try to be cell-block types and tap into the rap market but cross a drug-dealing club owner. (R) (1:35) ENC: Mon. 3:30 A.M., Sat. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams '81. Cheech Marin. Two hippie ice-cream vendors meet Timothy Leary and branch out into marijuana. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 5 P.M., Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Chelsea Walls '01. Kevin Corrigan. A writer, a painter, two poets and a pair of musicians deal with their careers and romance at a New York City hotel. (R) (1:50) MAX: Mon. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• Chicken Little '05. Voices of Zach Braff. Animated. A young fowl and his friends flock together to save skeptical townsfolk from an alien attack. (G) (1:25) DIS: Mon. 10:30 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Children of Men '06. Clive Owen. When infertility threatens mankind with extinction, a disillusioned bureaucrat becomes the unlikely champion in the fight for the survival of Earth's population. (R) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Chill Out Scooby-Doo! '07. Animated. Scooby-Doo and Shaggy encounter an ambitious hunter who is searching for the Abominable Snowman in the Himalayas. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Wed. 10:30 A.M.

• Chocolat '00. Juliette Binoche. The mayor opposes a single mother who is opening a chocolate shop in his 1950s French village across from a church during Lent. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Mon. 11:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Chronicles of Riddick '04. Vin Diesel. On the run from mercenaries, a fugitive lands on a planet endangered by an invading ruler and his bloodthirsty army. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Circle of Friends '06. Julie Benz. A widow believes the passing of her husband has ties to the mysterious deaths of her old classmates. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. noon (CC)

• Circle of Iron '79. David Carradine. A blind Zen master guides a young martial artist through demons, bandits and monkey people. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• Clerks '94. Brian O'Halloran. A 22-year-old clerk takes in a day's worth of customers at a convenience store in New Jersey. (R) (1:35) TMC: Fri. 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• Clerks II '06. Rosario Dawson. Slackers Dante and Randal find that they must change their lives, now that they are in their 30s, and must expand their horizons beyond pop culture and sex. (R) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 10:05 P.M. (CC)

• Click '06. Adam Sandler. An overworked architect obtains a universal remote that allows him to control the world around him. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Thu. 10:35 A.M., 9 P.M., Fri. 6:10 A.M. (CC)

• Cloud 9 '06. Burt Reynolds. A con man takes a quintet of sexy strippers and turns them into a volleyball team. (R) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Clueless '95. Alicia Silverstone. A Beverly Hills teen plays matchmaker for teachers, transforms a bad dresser and examines her own existence. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. midnight (CC)

• Code Name: The Cleaner '07. Cedric the Entertainer. A janitor with amnesia becomes convinced he is an undercover agent involved in a federal investigation of an international arms ring. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Code Red: The Rubicon Conspiracy '01. Brian McNamara. On a journey through an African jungle, commandos discover a decades-old base used for communication with aliens. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 3 A.M.

• Collision Course '87. Pat Morita. A Japanese detective and a Detroit detective team up to recover a stolen top-secret turbocharger. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Color Purple '85. Whoopi Goldberg. A black Southern woman struggles to find her identity after suffering years of abuse from her father and others over 40 years. (PG-13) (3:30) BET: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Colorado Territory '49. Joel McCrea. A noble outlaw plans to retire after one last heist with his gang. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. midnight (CC)

• Coming to America '88. Eddie Murphy. Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to New York with his royal sidekick to find a true-love bride. (R) (2:00) MAX: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Comrade X '40. Clark Gable. A Moscow hotel porter blackmails a U.S. newsman into smuggling his reluctant daughter out of the country. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 8:15 A.M., Thu. 10:15 P.M. (CC)

• Coneheads '93. Dan Aykroyd. Stranded on Earth, aliens Beldar and Prymaat of Remulak try suburbia with their teenage daughter, Connie. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)

• The Confessor '04. Christian Slater. A priest enlists his former girlfriend to investigate a social worker's murder and clear an innocent clergyman. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Constantine '05. Keanu Reeves. A man who can see demons helps a skeptical policewoman investigate her twin sister's mysterious death. (R) (3:00) FX: Sat. 8 P.M.

• Contact '97. Jodie Foster. A scientist seeks alien beings after receiving mysterious messages from deep space via radio telescope dishes. (PG) (2:30) STZ: Tue. 6:30 P.M., 4 A.M. (CC)

• Continental Divide '81. John Belushi. A pudgy, chain-smoking Chicago columnist interviews a healthy woman studying the bald eagle in the Rockies. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 5:20 A.M. (CC)

• Cooley High '75. Glynn Turman. Two high-school pals hang out, face a teacher and flee the police in 1964 urban Chicago. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 10:15 P.M.

• The Corn Is Green '45. Bette Davis. A spinster schoolteacher tries to cultivate a gifted student among illiterate miners in 1890s Wales. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Cougar Club '07. Jason Jurman. Two recent college graduates launch a business that provides companionship for older women. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 9 P.M.

• The Courtship of Eddie's Father '63. Glenn Ford. A boy uses a peculiar and humorous standard to determine the "perfect" wife for his widowed father. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Cousins '89. Ted Danson. A twice-wed man and his new cousin share love as their spouses share lust at various family functions. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Covenant '06. Steven Strait. The death of a student at an elite Massachusetts academy threatens to shatter a pact that has protected four families with eldritch powers since the 17th century. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Mon. 12:10 A.M., Tue. 3:20 P.M. (CC)

• Cowboy del Amor '05. Ivan Thompson, a self-proclaimed "cowboy cupid," finds Mexican wives for American men who are willing to pay his fee. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Crank '06. Jason Statham. A hit man awakes to the news that he has been poisoned and will die in an hour unless he keeps adrenaline coursing through his body. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Crash and Burn '08. Erik Palladino. An FBI agent works under cover to infiltrate a group of car thieves. (2:00) SPIKE: Sun. 10 P.M., 2 A.M.

• Crash Landing '05. Antonio Sabato Jr. A man must guide a plane to safety after a hijacking incident damages the aircraft. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Creature '98. Craig T. Nelson. A researcher, his estranged wife and their son battle a deadly amphibious creature in the Caribbean. (4:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 7 P.M.

• Croc '07. Peter Tuinstra. A hunter searches for a large crocodile that preys on tourists at a resort. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Crocodile Dundee '86. Paul Hogan. A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Cross Creek '83. Mary Steenburgen. Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings moves to backwoods Florida in 1928 and writes "The Yearling." (PG) (2:00) SHO: Sat. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Crow: City of Angels '96. Vincent Perez. A magic black crow guides a motorcycle mechanic who returns to avenge the murders of himself and his son. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

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• D2: The Mighty Ducks '94. Emilio Estevez. An injured hockey player coaches a peewee team set to face off against skaters from Iceland. (PG) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 6:15 A.M., Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Dance, Fools, Dance '31. Joan Crawford. A woman deserted by her lover finds success as a newspaper reporter. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 7:30 A.M.

• Dangerous '35. Bette Davis. A Connecticut architect with a fiancee falls for a boozing actress with a husband. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 2:30 A.M.

• Dangerous Game '93. Harvey Keitel. An experimental filmmaker uses two married actors to play out their private lives on screen. (R) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 11:30 P.M., Fri. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Danielle Steel's Fine Things '90. Tracy Pollan. When an executive's wife dies of cancer, her former husband demands custody of their daughter. (3:30) WE: Sat. 2:30 P.M.

• Dark Purpose '64. Shirley Jones. An Italian nobleman's lust for a visiting American art appraiser drives him to murder. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 4:30 P.M.

• Dark Victory '39. Bette Davis. An heiress with only months to live embarks on a social whirl, then marries her doctor. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Dark Water '02. Hitomi Kuroki. A schoolgirl's ghost haunts a divorced woman and her young daughter after they move into a dilapidated building. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Sat. 6:15 A.M.

• Darkman '90. Liam Neeson. An acid-scarred scientist uses 99-minute masks to be with his girlfriend and trap gangsters. (R) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 9:45 P.M. (CC)

• Date Movie '06. Alyson Hannigan. A hopeless romantic and her British beau face a number of obstacles on their way to the altar. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Dawg '02. Denis Leary. In order to inherit $1 million, a heartless womanizer must seek forgiveness from his former conquests. (R) (1:25) MAX: Sun. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Day After Tomorrow '04. Dennis Quaid. A climatologist tries to locate his son after global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Tue. 7:30 P.M., Wed. 5:30 P.M.

• The Day the Earth Stood Still '51. Michael Rennie. Klaatu and his guardian robot, Gort, come from afar to warn Earth about nuclear war. (G) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Dazed and Confused '93. Jason London. Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas. (R) (1:45) ENC: Sun. 4:45 P.M., Mon. midnight (CC)

• Dead Man on Campus '98. Tom Everett Scott. Two college students try to find a suicidal roommate in order to receive an automatic 4.0 grade average. (R) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Death Hunt '81. Charles Bronson. A wily trapper accused of murder leads a Mountie and a posse on a wild chase through the Yukon. (R) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Deck the Halls '06. Danny DeVito. Neighbors in a New England town go to war after one adorns his house with enough Christmas lights to make it visible from space. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 8:30 P.M., Mon. 10 P.M., Wed. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Deep Blue Sea '99. Thomas Jane. A marine biologist and her staff become the prey of scientifically altered sharks that have a hunger for human flesh. (R) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Deep Impact '98. Robert Duvall. Troubled people attempt to mend their lives as they brace themselves for a comet that threatens Earth. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 6 P.M., 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• Def Jam's How to Be a Player '97. Bill Bellamy. A womanizer's sister and girlfriend study him for anthropology class, then try to reform him. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 5 P.M., Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Defending Our Kids: The Julie Posey Story '03. Annie Potts. A woman poses as a teenager to help two investigators stop sexual predators on the Internet. (2:00) LIFE: Tue. noon (CC)

• D??j?? Vu '06. Denzel Washington. A time-traveling federal agent falls in love with a New Orleans woman who is fated to be murdered. (PG-13) (2:15) STZ: Fri. 8:05 A.M., 3:20 P.M., 12:40 A.M. (CC)

• Demolition Man '93. Sylvester Stallone. The police defrost an imprisoned ex-officer to catch an escaped convict in 2032 San Angeles. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Desperado '95. Antonio Banderas. A guitar-playing stranger shoots up a Mexican cantina while seeking the drug dealer who killed his girlfriend. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Desperately Seeking Susan '85. Rosanna Arquette. A bored housewife with amnesia thinks she is "Susan," a wild woman on the run. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo '99. Rob Schneider. A fish-tank cleaner housesitting for a gigolo destroys a $6,000 aquarium and must come up with a way to pay for it. (R) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 3:20 P.M. (CC)

• The Devil Wears Prada '06. Meryl Streep. A recent college graduate lands a job working for a famous and diabolical editor of a New York fashion magazine. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Die Hard With a Vengeance '95. Bruce Willis. Suspended from the police force, John McClane enlists a Harlem shopkeeper to help stop a terrorist bomber. (R) (2:30) A&E: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Dirty Dancing '87. Jennifer Grey. A doctor's teenage daughter gets slinky with the dance teacher at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 9 A.M., 6 P.M. (CC)

• District B13 '04. Cyril Raffaelli. A member of an elite police squad joins forces with a civilian to defuse a bomb and rescue the young man's kidnapped sister. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Disturbia '07. Shia LaBeouf. Under house arrest, a troubled youth is unsure if his neighbor is really a serial killer or if his suspicions are the result of a captive and overactive imagination. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Dog Park '98. Natasha Henstridge. A man's ex-girlfriend takes his dog, and his new love interest values her dog above men. (R) (2:00) FX: Sun. 8 A.M.

• Domino '05. Keira Knightley. Domino Harvey turns her back on wealth and privilege for the excitement of life as a bounty hunter. (R) (2:10) HBO: Sun. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood '96. Shawn Wayans. A Los Angeles teen with an irresponsible dad seeks guidance from a cousin whose weapons color-coordinate with his sneakers. (R) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead '91. Christina Applegate. An unsupervised teenager and her siblings prepare for a summer of fun when their caretaker unexpectedly expires. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Double Take '01. Eddie Griffin. Framed for money laundering, an investment banker switches places with a petty thief. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Tue. 7:10 A.M. (CC)

• Double Whammy '01. Denis Leary. A widowed New York City police officer fails in his attempt to stop a shooting in a fast-food restaurant. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Down Periscope '96. Kelsey Grammer. A Navy admiral stacks the deck against a submarine commander whose career hinges on winning at war games. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Dragnet '87. Dan Aykroyd. Square Sgt. Joe Friday and his hip new sidekick nab a pagan televangelist in Los Angeles. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• Dragonfly '02. Kevin Costner. A doctor believes his late wife is trying to contact him through his patients' near-death experiences. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Thu. 11:30 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Dream Team '89. Michael Keaton. Mental patients Billy, Henry, Jack and Albert roam with the sane after losing their doctor on a trip to New York. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Dreamcatcher '03. Morgan Freeman. While staying at a cabin in the woods, telepathic friends confront aliens that are being hunted by the military. (R) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Dreamgirls '06. Jamie Foxx. After an ambitious manager gives them a shot at stardom, three singers learn that fame can carry a high personal cost. (PG-13) (2:15) MAX: Sun. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• Drive Me Crazy '99. Melissa Joan Hart. A preppie and her protest-loving neighbor reluctantly team up to make their ex-partners jealous. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• Drop Dead Sexy '04. Jason Lee. When a financial scam goes awry, a group of would-be criminals turns to kidnapping and blackmail. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 10:15 A.M. (CC)

• Duane Hopwood '05. David Schwimmer. A divorced alcoholic faces an uphill battle as he struggles to reconnect with his ex-wife and daughters. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Duets '00. Gwyneth Paltrow. A Las Vegas chorus girl, a hustler and an escaped convict head for a karaoke championship in Omaha, Neb. (R) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Dummy '03. Adrien Brody. After becoming a ventriloquist, a shy man from a dysfunctional family starts to come out of his shell. (R) (2:00) WGN: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Duplex '03. Ben Stiller. After moving into a New York brownstone, an author and his wife try to get rid of an annoying neighbor. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 10 A.M.

• Dust to Glory '05. Mario Andretti. Filmmaker Dana Brown follows racers competing in the annual Baja 1000. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

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• Earth Girls Are Easy '89. Geena Davis. Valley girls cruise Southern California with Mac, Wiploc and Zebo from the planet Jhazzala. (PG) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 8:05 A.M. (CC)

• Ecstasy '33. Hedy Keisler. An unhappy bride returns to her father and meets an engineer who sees her nude chasing her horse. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 3:30 A.M.

• Election '99. Matthew Broderick. When a school's goody-two-shoes runs for class president, a teacher/adviser schemes to keep her from winning. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Ella Enchanted '04. Anne Hathaway. A young woman embarks on a journey to break the curse of obedience placed upon her by a fairy godmother. (PG) (2:00) DIS: Sun. 9 P.M.

• Ella Enchanted '04. Anne Hathaway. A young woman embarks on a journey to break the curse of obedience placed upon her by a fairy godmother. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 2 A.M., Sat. 8:40 A.M. (CC)

• Empire Falls '05. Ed Harris. A man endures disappointment and troubled relationships while managing a diner in a struggling New England town. (2:00) HBO: Wed. 10 A.M., Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Enemy Mine '85. Dennis Quaid. An Earthian space pilot crash-lands on a planet with a lizardlike warrior from the Dracon Empire. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• Escape From the Planet of the Apes '71. Roddy McDowall. Cornelius, Zira and Milo, apes from the future, escape to 1970s Los Angeles and pose a threat. (G) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The Evening Star '96. Shirley MacLaine. A spunky woman copes with her troubled adult grandchildren, feuds with an enemy and has a fling with a younger man. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Mon. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• Everything Is Illuminated '05. Elijah Wood. A young man travels to Russia to find the woman who may have saved his grandfather from the Nazis. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 10:45 A.M. (CC)

• Excess Baggage '97. Alicia Silverstone. A thief ruins a young woman's attempt to get ransom from her wealthy father by faking her own kidnapping. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Eye for an Eye '96. Sally Field. A slain girl's mother considers vigilantism after police and the courts botch the case against the killer. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Eye of the Beast '07. James Van Der Beek. A scientist tries to stop a giant squid from killing residents of a small town. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 9 P.M. (CC)

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• Failure to Launch '06. Matthew McConaughey. The parents of a young man who still lives at home hire a beautiful woman to entice him to finally leave the nest. (PG-13) (1:40) SHO: Fri. 10:50 A.M., 7:15 P.M., 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• Fallen '98. Denzel Washington. Detectives investigate murders committed in a manner used by a recently executed serial killer. (R) (2:10) ENC: Mon. 3:30 P.M., STZ: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Fantastic Four '05. Ioan Gruffudd. Four people gain unusual powers after a space mission exposes them to cosmic radiation. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sat. 6 P.M.

• Farce of the Penguins '07. Voices of Christina Applegate. A penguin searches for love with his hedonistic buddies illuminating survival and mating rituals. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 11:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Farmer's Daughter '47. Loretta Young. A headstrong Swedish servant unexpectedly battles her wealthy employer for a congressional seat. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 3:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift '06. Lucas Black. An American street racer in Japan learns an exciting but dangerous new style and goes head-to-head with a local champion who has ties to the Yakuza. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 5:15 P.M. (CC)

• Fast Times at Ridgemont High '82. Sean Penn. The teen scene includes a party-animal surfer, a pregnant girl and a fast-food worker. (R) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas '98. Johnny Depp. In town for a motorcycle race, a sportswriter and his attorney engage in prolific substance abuse. (R) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 2:10 A.M. (CC)

• Feeling Minnesota '96. Keanu Reeves. Two lowlife lovers and a dog flee with loot to Las Vegas with angry people on their trail. (R) (2:00) TBS: Fri. midnight (CC)

• Feeling Minnesota '96. Keanu Reeves. Two lowlife lovers and a dog flee with loot to Las Vegas with angry people on their trail. (R) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 4:40 A.M.

• Ferris Bueller's Day Off '86. Matthew Broderick. A cool teen plays hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend, his buddy and the classic Ferrari of his buddy's father. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN: Mon. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Field of Dreams '89. Kevin Costner. An inspired Iowa farmer builds a baseball field, then sees Shoeless Joe Jackson's ghost and other marvels. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Sat. 6:10 P.M. (CC)

• Final '01. Denis Leary. A mental patient in New England tells a psychiatrist that he is from the past and his life is in danger. (R) (1:55) MAX: Tue. 3:20 A.M. (CC)

• Final Jeopardy '01. Dana Delany. A sex-crimes prosecutor discovers her friend was murdered while using her beach home and wonders if she herself was the intended victim. (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Fired! '07. Interviews with comics, economists and other people with even more ordinary jobs give takes on being fired. (NR) (1:15) TMC: Wed. 2:35 A.M. (CC)

• Firewall '06. Harrison Ford. A vicious criminal kidnaps the family of a bank-security expert, forcing him to find a way to break into the theft-proof computer system he designed, to ransom his loved ones. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Five Man Army '70. Peter Graves. Five comrades pool their resources to steal an evil Mexican dictator's railway gold shipment. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 2 A.M.

• Five Miles to Midnight '63. Sophia Loren. After a plane crash, a man goes into hiding and convinces his wife to make a claim for the insurance money on his life. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 1:30 P.M.

• Flags of Our Fathers '06. Ryan Phillippe. Some of the soldiers who raised the U.S. flag on Mount Suribachi during the Battle of Iwo Jima at the end of World War II live to hear of their status as heroes. (R) (2:15) HBO: Wed. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Flesh for Frankenstein '74. Joe Dallesandro. Andy Warhol's gory adaptation of the Mary Shelley classic about a scientist's obsession with creating life. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 1 A.M.

• Fluke '95. Matthew Modine. A family man killed in a car accident charms his widow and son as a golden retriever. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Flushed Away '06. Voices of Hugh Jackman. Animated. After an ignoble landing in Ratropolis, a pampered rodent enlists the help of a sewer scavenger in finding his way back to his posh London flat. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 7 A.M. (CC)

• The Fly '58. Al Hedison. A scientist's genes are mixed with those of a common housefly during a botched teleportation experiment. (NR) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 6:20 A.M.

• Fools for Scandal '38. Carole Lombard. A movie star travels incognito to London and meets a penniless baron who pursues her. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Fool's Parade '71. James Stewart. An ex-convict and his two partners try to cash their big check in a crooked banker's town. (GP) (2:00) TCM: Tue. noon.

• For Your Consideration '06. Christopher Guest. Oscar fever grips the cast and crew of a grade-Z indie film after the performance of a virtually unknown veteran actress generates award buzz. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Forbidden Secrets '07. Michelle Lay. A gorgeous woman must satisfy her carnal desires. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Tue. midnight.

• Forbidden Secrets '07. Michelle Lay. A gorgeous woman must satisfy her carnal desires. (NR) (1:20) TMC: Wed. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• Force 10 From Navarone '78. Harrison Ford. During World War II, an odd assortment of military experts teams up on a mission to destroy a vital enemy bridge. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 1:30 A.M., Wed. noon (CC)

• Forrest Gump '94. Tom Hanks. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (PG-13) (3:00) AMC: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Fortune Cookie '66. Jack Lemmon. A TV cameraman hurt while covering a football game is told by his brother-in-law how to get a big insurance settlement. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 4 P.M.

• 48 HRS. '82. Nick Nolte. A sloppy detective and a slick convict lurch around San Francisco on a two-day manhunt. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• .45 '06. Milla Jovovich. A woman hatches a plan for revenge after seeking independence from her drug-dealing boyfriend. (R) (1:40) SHO: Sun. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Foxes '80. Jodie Foster. Victims of broken homes and uncaring parents, four teenage girls soothe their emotional wounds with drugs and sex. (R) (1:55) SHO: Wed. 10 A.M.

• Frailty '02. Bill Paxton. A boy tries to protect his brother after their seemingly normal father goes on a killing spree. (R) (2:00) USA: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• French Connection II '75. Gene Hackman. New York Detective "Popeye" Doyle goes to Marseille to catch a heroin smuggler who got away. (R) (2:45) AMC: Thu. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• Frenzy '72. Jon Finch. Circumstantial evidence holds an innocent Londoner for the work of a rapist who strangles his victims with neckties. (R) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Fried Green Tomatoes '91. Kathy Bates. A nursing-home resident regales a visitor with tales of the close friendship between two women in 1930s Alabama. (PG-13) (2:10) MAX: Fri. 9 A.M. (CC)

• A Friend of the Family '05. Kim Coates. A woman suspects her husband's business partner is responsible for a string of murders in their small town. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. noon (CC)

• The Frighteners '96. Michael J. Fox. Friendly ghosts help a psychic detective probe hauntings that killed residents of a coastal California town. (R) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 6:10 P.M. (CC)

• Fun With Dick & Jane '05. Jim Carrey. After losing their jobs, an affluent couple turn to robbery to support their lifestyle. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Sun. 11 A.M., 11:40 P.M. (CC)

• Futurama: Bender's Big Score '07. Voices of Billy West. Animated. Alien invaders force Bender the robot to travel back in time and steal great treasures. (NR) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)

G

• G '02. Richard T. Jones. A hip-hop magnate tries to win back a former love who is now married to a stockbroker. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 2:45 P.M., Sat. 4:30 P.M., TMC: Mon. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Gang of Roses '03. Monica Calhoun. A woman rounds up her old gang members to take revenge on the ruthless outlaws who murdered her sister. (R) (2:00) BET: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Gangs of New York '02. Leonardo DiCaprio. During the era of Tammany Hall's sway, a young man vows vengeance on the vicious gangster who killed his father. (R) (3:00) USA: Sat. noon (CC)

• Ghost '90. Patrick Swayze. A slain Manhattan yuppie reaches out to his lover, with a medium as his middlewoman. (PG-13) (2:15) MAX: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Ghost in the Shell '96. Voices of Tessho Genda. Animated. A cybernetic agent must stop a potent form of artificial intelligence before it can attain human form. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Mon. 11 P.M.

• Glow Ropes: The Rise and Fall of a Bar Mitzvah Emcee '05. Tim Peper. A New Jersey emcee becomes the toast of the Big Apple, but sabotage plunges him from the limelight. (NR) (1:25) TMC: Tue. 11:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Godfather '72. Marlon Brando. Crime boss Vito Corleone and his sons rule their New York empire with Mafia justice. (R) (4:00) A&E: Sat. 8 P.M., midnight, AMC: Sun. 1:30 P.M., Mon. 9 A.M. (CC)

• The Godfather, Part II '74. Al Pacino. Michael Corleone rules his father's criminal empire, while flashbacks recall young Vito's climb to power. (R) (4:30) AMC: Sun. 9 A.M., 5:30 P.M., Mon. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Godfather, Part III '90. Al Pacino. Dignified Michael Corleone joins his wild nephew in a Sicilian vendetta involving the Vatican. (R) (3:00) MAX: Wed. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Godsend '04. Greg Kinnear. A scientist clones a couple's dead son, but the boy behaves strangely after his eighth birthday. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Thu. noon (CC)

• The Good Shepherd '06. Matt Damon. During the early years of the Central Intelligence Agency, a founding member finds that, as the country slides deeper into the Cold War, dedication to duty has a price. (R) (2:50) HBO: Mon. 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• Goodbye Again '61. Ingrid Bergman. Stranded by her lover, a 40-ish interior decorator in Paris turns to a U.S. client's playboy son. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 3:30 P.M.

• Grass '25. Silent. Filmmakers Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack chronicle the trek of Persian nomads moving their herds across dangerous countryside. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Sun. midnight.

• The Great Outdoors '88. Dan Aykroyd. A Chicago man and his family go camping with his obnoxious brother-in-law and his family. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Green Mansions '59. Audrey Hepburn. While hiding in the Venezuelan jungle, a young political refugee falls in love with Rima the "Bird Girl." (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 11:45 A.M.

• The Green Mile '99. Tom Hanks. In 1935 a head prison guard realizes a man on death row may be innocent and have a supernatural ability to heal others. (R) (3:15) SHO: Thu. 5:45 P.M. (CC)

• Gremlins '84. Zach Galligan. An inventor gives his son an odd little creature which multiplies into monsters which wreck the town. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Gremlins 2: The New Batch '90. Zach Galligan. A designer and his wife try to stop hundreds of creatures from taking over New York. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Grey Owl '99. Pierce Brosnan. While living as an Iroquois in the late-19th and early-20th centuries, an Englishman campaigns to protect the environment. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Grindhouse '07. Kurt Russell. Filmmakers Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez pay tribute to 1970s-era exploitation films with "Death Proof" and "Planet Terror," plus fictitious ads and movie trailers. (R) (3:15) STZ: Sun. 12:45 A.M., Mon. 9 P.M.

• Grizzly Rage '07. Tyler Hoechlin. A bloodthirsty bear terrorizes a group of friends stranded in a forest. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Groomsmen '06. Edward Burns. Respective problems trouble family and friends as they gather to celebrate the impending wedding of the groom. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 11:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Grudge 2 '06. Amber Tamblyn. A young woman encounters a terrible curse while searching for her missing sister in Tokyo. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 12:30 P.M., 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• Guadalcanal Diary '43. Preston Foster. Battle-weary Marines hit the beach and dig in on a Japanese-held Pacific island during World War II. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 4 A.M., Fri. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Guardian '06. Kevin Costner. A trainer in a Coast Guard program for rescue swimmers turns a cocky recruit into his protege and takes him on a mission to the Bering Strait. (PG-13) (2:20) STZ: Wed. 6:30 A.M., 5:50 P.M., 1:40 A.M. (CC)

• The Guilty '99. Bill Pullman. A rape victim and an illegitimate son threaten to destroy the career of a newly appointed judge with a shady past. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Gung Ho '86. Michael Keaton. American autoworkers have a hard time accepting new work ethics when a Japanese car manufacturer takes over. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Mon. 9:35 A.M. (CC)

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• Hamburger Hill '87. Anthony Barrile. An account of the 101st Airborne Division's 10-day struggle to secure a strategic mountainside in South Vietnam. (R) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 11 P.M., Wed. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy '05. William Forsythe. A deadly creature terrorizes a group of scientists on a remote island. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 11 P.M.

• Hangin' With the Homeboys '91. Doug E. Doug. Four bored South Bronx teens spend an eye-opening Friday evening cruising the streets and clubs of Manhattan. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 5 P.M., Fri. 8 A.M.

• Hanging Up '00. Meg Ryan. Three sisters begin to bond after their curmudgeonly father, possibly near death, is admitted to the hospital. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 7:50 A.M. (CC)

• Hard to Kill '90. Steven Seagal. A policeman, who was pronounced dead but lived, eventually recovers with the help of a gorgeous nurse, and years later he seeks revenge. (R) (1:40) HBO: Fri. midnight (CC)

• Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle '04. John Cho. After smoking marijuana, two roommates scour New Jersey to satisfy their hunger for hamburgers. (R) (1:55) TBS: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Haunted Mansion '03. Eddie Murphy. A real estate agent and his family encounter ghosts in an old New Orleans house on a remote bayou. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The Haunting '99. Liam Neeson. A parapsychologist and three others stay in a house reputed to be the site of many awful tragedies. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Havana '90. Robert Redford. An American gambler loves a rich rebel's wife in 1958 Cuba on the verge of Castro. (R) (2:30) HBO: Tue. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Heaven '02. Cate Blanchett. After falling in love with a widow, an Italian policeman tries to help her kill a drug dealer. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison '57. Deborah Kerr. A Marine and a nun are stranded on a Japanese-held island during World War II. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Thu. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Heavyweights '95. Tom McGowan. Chubby children descend on a summer camp for the overweight that has just been purchased by a greedy fitness guru. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 6:40 A.M. (CC)

• The Hi-Lo Country '98. Woody Harrelson. A rift develops between longtime friends over the love of a married woman each pines for. (R) (1:55) SHO: Fri. 5:20 P.M. (CC)

• The Hills Have Eyes Part II '85. Michael Berryman. Motocross racers run into Pluto and his cannibal clan in the desert. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Hive '07. Tom Wopat. A scientist and an entomologist must stop a horde of flesh-eating army ants that are rampaging through Brazil. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 7 P.M.

• The Hoax '06. Richard Gere. Clifford Irving nearly pulls off a huge media scam when he writes a fake biography of reclusive billionaire Howard Hughes and sells it to publishing giant McGraw-Hill. (R) (2:00) STZ: Wed. 4:05 A.M., Thu. 2:10 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)

• Hocus Pocus '93. Bette Midler. Halloween trick-or-treaters come face to face with three witch sisters from the past in Salem, Mass. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Holes '03. Sigourney Weaver. A boy and his friends question the motives of a woman who forces them to dig holes at a detention camp. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Hollywoodland '06. Adrien Brody. A detective uncovers unexpected links to his own personal life as he probes the mysterious death of "Superman" actor George Reeves in 1959. (R) (2:10) MAX: Fri. 3:20 P.M. (CC)

• Holy Man '98. Eddie Murphy. Sales skyrocket when a burnt-out TV programmer puts a guru on his home shopping network. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Thu. 4:20 P.M. (CC)

• Honey, I Blew Up the Kid '92. Rick Moranis. The wacky inventor who shrunk the kids makes his 2-year-old boy the size of a Las Vegas casino. (PG) (1:40) SHO: Mon. 9:50 A.M. (CC)

• Hostel '06. Jay Hernandez. Backpackers find that their decision to stay at a Slovakian hostel is a gruesome mistake. (R) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Hot Fuzz '07. Simon Pegg. A British constable feels certain foul play is afoot when a series of grisly accidents rocks his quiet village. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 1:20 A.M. (CC)

• Hot Shots! '91. Charlie Sheen. A top-gun pilot keeps up with his rival and re-creates Hollywood love scenes with his girlfriend. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Hot Shots! Part Deux '93. Charlie Sheen. The government recruits a parody of a commando for a rescue mission after Operation Desert Storm. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 9 A.M. (CC)

• House Party IV '00. Marques Houston. A teen throws a huge party in his uncle's mansion in the hope of scoring a record deal. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Houseguest '95. Sinbad. An impostor fools a lawyer and his family as an old friend trained in oral surgery. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 11:30 A.M., TMC: Thu. 10:45 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• How the West Was Won '62. Carroll Baker. The history of 19th-century Western expansion, as seen through the lives of three generations of a pioneer family. (G) (3:00) TCM: Wed. 4 A.M. (CC)

• How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days '03. Kate Hudson. A columnist tries to make a man dump her, but he bets his boss that she will fall in love. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Sun. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte '65. Bette Davis. Half-mad Charlotte lives in a Louisiana mansion with her greedy cousin and family doctor. (NR) (3:00) AMC: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)

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• I Am Sam '01. Sean Penn. A man with the mental capacity of a child hires a lawyer to regain custody of his daughter. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)

• I Spy '02. Eddie Murphy. A special agent and a boxing champion travel to Budapest, Hungary, to locate an arms dealer and a stealth bomber. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 11:30 A.M., 12:55 A.M. (CC)

• I Thank a Fool '62. Susan Hayward. A doctor convicted of mercy killing is later hired by the prosecutor to nurse his unstable wife. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 6 P.M.

• I Think I Love My Wife '07. Chris Rock. Attraction to a free-spirited woman causes a man to question the happiness he feels with his wife and family. (R) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Ice Age: The Meltdown '06. Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Manny, Sid and Diego reunite to warn their friends about the danger to their homes posed by swiftly melting ice. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Sat. 11:45 A.M. (CC)

• Idle Hands '99. Devon Sawa. A teenage slacker wakes up Halloween Day, finds his parents gruesomely murdered and his right hand possessed by the devil. (R) (1:35) HBO: Fri. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Illusionist '06. Edward Norton. Master magician Eisenheim vies with the heir to the Austro-Hungarian Empire to win back the woman he once loved, who is about to become the prince's fiancee. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 10:10 P.M. (CC)

• In & Out '97. Kevin Kline. An actor's comment stirs media speculation about his prim Midwestern teacher's sexuality. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Tue. noon, 1 A.M. (CC)

• In Her Shoes '05. Cameron Diaz. A sexy partyer clashes with her serious-minded sister and befriends a widow at a Florida retirement community. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 2 P.M.

• In the Spider's Web '07. Lance Henriksen. Deadly arachnids terrorize a group of friends in the jungle. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)

• An Inconvenient Truth '06. Former presidential candidate Al Gore campaigns to raise awareness of the dangers of global warming and calls for immediate action to curb the problem. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 6:45 A.M., 4:40 P.M. (CC)

• Indiscreet '58. Cary Grant. A U.S. diplomat in London pretends to be married while having an affair with a famous actress. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Insomnia '02. Al Pacino. A Los Angeles detective plays a cat-and-mouse game with a murder suspect in a remote Alaskan town. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Inspector Gadget '99. Matthew Broderick. A beautiful scientist uses gadgets to put a security guard back together after wicked Dr. Claw blows him up. (PG) (1:20) ENC: Fri. 10:15 A.M., 5 A.M. (CC)

• Internal Affairs '90. Richard Gere. A Los Angeles policeman toys with the mind of a division investigator on his case. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• Intimate Stranger '06. Kari Matchett. A man stalks a single mother after she ends their relationship. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Into the Blue '05. Paul Walker. Four divers cross paths with drug smugglers whose cargo plane has crashed near the site of underwater treasure. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Invincible '06. Mark Wahlberg. At 30 years old, high-school teacher Vince Papale sees his wildest dreams come true when he becomes a member of the Philadelphia Eagles football team. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Sun. 9:10 A.M., 8 P.M., STZ: Tue. 11:50 A.M., 10:40 P.M. (CC)

• The Invisible '07. Justin Chatwin. After a violent attack, a young man is trapped between the realm of the living and that of the dead, and he must unravel what happened to him or be lost forever. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 10:10 A.M., 5:40 P.M., Tue. 12:30 A.M., Wed. 8:50 A.M., 4:05 P.M., Fri. 7:10 P.M., Sat. 7:20 A.M. (CC)

• Irish Jam '06. Eddie Griffin. An American con artist wins a poetry contest staged by residents of a financially strapped Irish town. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Irma La Douce '63. Shirley MacLaine. A fired French policeman falls for a Paris streetwalker and becomes her protector. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M.

• The Iron Giant '99. Voices of Jennifer Aniston. Animated. A malevolent government agent threatens to destroy the friendship between a boy and a huge alien robot. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Irresistible '06. Susan Sarandon. A successful illustrator believes her husband's attractive co-worker is trying to destroy their family. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)

• It Could Happen to You '94. Nicolas Cage. A New York policeman keeps his promise to split a $4 million lottery prize with a waitress, but his wife objects. (PG) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Italian Job '03. Mark Wahlberg. A master thief and his crew plan to steal back a fortune in gold bullion after they lose it to a double-crossing gang member. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 7:30 P.M., Mon. 5:30 P.M.

• It's a Great Feeling '49. Dennis Morgan. Gary Cooper, Errol Flynn, Ronald Reagan, Joan Crawford and a waitress join two comedians making a movie. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

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• Jam '06. Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Tensions rise among travelers when a car accident leads to a traffic jam on a rural highway. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 5 P.M., TMC: Wed. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Jazz Singer '80. Neil Diamond. Against his traditional father's wishes, the son of a Jewish cantor becomes a pop singer. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 11:15 A.M.

• Jeepers Creepers '01. Gina Phillips. A cloaked figure terrorizes two siblings after they discover mutilated bodies in a country drainpipe. (R) (2:00) USA: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Jet Li's Fearless '06. Jet Li. After spending time in a remote village to atone for his past, a martial artist gets caught in a duel to defend China's honor against his country's enemies. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Jezebel '38. Bette Davis. A New Orleans belle uses another man to make her fiance jealous. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 10:30 P.M. (CC)

• Joe Somebody '01. Tim Allen. A man takes lessons from a martial-arts expert after a bully humiliates him in front of his daughter. (PG) (2:00) FX: Sat. 10 A.M.

• John Tucker Must Die '06. Jesse Metcalfe. Three popular gals from different cliques join forces for revenge after discovering that the school stud is stringing them along. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Johns '96. Lukas Haas. A Los Angeles street hustler enlists the aid of a smitten comrade to help him replenish his stolen cash. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 12:45 A.M. (CC)

• Johnson Family Vacation '04. Cedric the Entertainer. Disaster strikes when a man takes his wife and three unruly children on a road trip from Los Angeles to Missouri. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 7 P.M., Sat. noon.

• Judge Dredd '95. Sylvester Stallone. An archcriminal escapes in 22nd-century New York and seeks revenge on the lawman who sent him to prison. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 2:55 A.M. (CC)

• Junior '94. Arnold Schwarzenegger. One doctor talks another into field-testing their new wonder drug, as the first pregnant man. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Fri. 3:40 A.M. (CC)

• Jupiter's Darling '55. Esther Williams. Roman general Fabius sends his swimming bride to stall an invasion by Hannibal and his elephants. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

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• K-9 '89. James Belushi. A police detective with a girlfriend gets stuck with a new partner, a German shepherd dog. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 8:15 A.M., Sat. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Kansas Raiders '50. Audie Murphy. Jesse James and his followers join Quantrill's raider gang of vicious killers out for loot. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Sat. 11:15 A.M. (CC)

• Kate & Leopold '01. Meg Ryan. A Manhattan woman falls in love with the 19th-century Duke of Albany who has stepped through a time portal. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Tue. 12:30 A.M., Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Keeping Mum '06. Rowan Atkinson. The problems of an oblivious vicar and his bored wife seem to disappear when a new housekeeper arrives on the scene. (R) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• Keeping the Faith '00. Ben Stiller. A rabbi and a priest, lifelong friends, each fall for a childhood friend when she comes back to town. (PG-13) (2:15) STZ: Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Kickin' It Old Skool '07. Jamie Kennedy. After slipping into a coma, a breakdancer awakes 20 years later and sets out to revive his dance team's short-lived career. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Thu. 7:40 A.M., 7:05 P.M. (CC)

• A Kid in King Arthur's Court '95. Thomas Ian Nicholas. An earthquake transports a hapless California teen and his knapsack of belongings back to 6th-century England and Camelot. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Tue. 8:40 A.M. (CC)

• Kill Bill: Vol. 1 '03. Uma Thurman. Awaking from a coma, an assassin seeks vengeance against her former boss and his ruthless gang. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Mon. 8 P.M.

• Kill Bill: Vol. 2 '04. Uma Thurman. Before confronting her former boss, an assassin goes after the man's younger brother and her one-eyed counterpart. (R) (3:00) SPIKE: Mon. 10:30 P.M.

• Kim Possible: So the Drama '05. Voices of Christy Carlson Romano. Animated. Ron realizes he has feelings for Kim, while Drakken hatches a scheme to take over the world. (1:30) DIS: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

• King Kong '76. Jeff Bridges. An oil explorer, a zoologist and a shipwrecked blonde capture a huge ape leading to a battle atop the World Trade Center. (PG) (3:00) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M., 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Kingpin '96. Woody Harrelson. A one-handed salesman, an Amish farm boy and a pretty con artist pull bowling scams to get to a $1 million tournament in Reno. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 6:45 A.M. (CC)

• Kiss the Girls '97. Morgan Freeman. After escaping from a serial killer, a doctor helps police and a forensic psychologist track the madman. (R) (2:30) USA: Sun. 1 P.M., midnight (CC)

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• Lady of the Tropics '39. Robert Taylor. A rich playboy and a native girl find tragedy in the hot and torrid tropics. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. midnight.

• The Land Before Time: The Big Freeze '01. Rob Paulsen. Animated. Littlefoot and his friend sing new songs while enduring a bad snowstorm. (G) (2:00) TOON: Fri. 10:30 A.M.

• Land of the Dead '05. Simon Baker. A mercenary leader squares off against a rebellious comrade, while flesh-eating zombies threaten their fortified city. (R) (1:50) TNT: Sat. 1:55 A.M. (CC)

• Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector '06. Larry the Cable Guy. An uncouth health inspector and his new partner probe an outbreak of food poisonings in the city's ritziest restaurants. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 8 A.M., 2:45 P.M., 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Last Boy Scout '91. Bruce Willis. An ex-Secret Service agent plays private eye with an ex-quarterback on a case of sports gambling and murder. (R) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Last Holiday '06. Queen Latifah. Upon learning of a terminal illness, a shy woman decides to sell off all her possessions and live it up at a posh European hotel. (PG-13) (1:55) TMC: Thu. 7:05 A.M., 6 P.M. (CC)

• The Last King of Scotland '06. Forest Whitaker. The personal physician of Ugandan dictator Idi Amin witnesses his murderous reign of terror. (R) (2:05) MAX: Wed. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Last Kiss '06. Zach Braff. Four friends cope with the consequences of their choices in life as they approach the age of 30. (R) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Last Mogul: The Life and Times of Lew Wasserman '05. Filmmaker Barry Avrich documents the career of Hollywood titan Lew Wasserman. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 5:15 A.M. (CC)

• A League of Their Own '92. Tom Hanks. The All-American Girls Professional Baseball League begins in 1943 with a major-league has-been as a manager. (PG) (2:30) WGN: Sun. noon, 5 P.M. (CC)

• Legally Blonde '01. Reese Witherspoon. A sorority queen enrolls in Harvard to prove to her former boyfriend that she has more than good looks. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 3 P.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde '03. Reese Witherspoon. Fired from her firm, a young Boston lawyer heads to Washington, D.C., to fight for animal rights. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 8 P.M.

• The Legend of Billie Jean '85. Helen Slater. Circumstances surrounding an accidental shooting turn a teenager and her friends into fugitives and media heroes. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 9:45 A.M. (CC)

• Lethal Weapon 4 '98. Mel Gibson. Los Angeles police partners take on members of a Chinese triad who are smuggling families from the mainland. (R) (2:10) HBO: Thu. midnight (CC)

• Let's Go to Prison '06. Dax Shepard. After learning that the son of the judge who put him away is in jail, an ex-con gets himself sent back to prison so he can make the man's life miserable. (R) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Letter '40. Bette Davis. A woman claiming self-defense for the murder of her lover is threatened by an incriminating letter. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• Letters From Iwo Jima '06. Ken Watanabe. Lt. Gen. Tadamichi Kuribayashi leads Japanese troops in a brave but hopeless battle against American forces invading the island during World War II. (R) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Lie With Me '05. Eric Balfour. A young man and woman enjoy sexual compatibility but have trouble communicating and helping each other with problems. (NR) (1:45) TMC: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Lies & Alibis '06. Steve Coogan. Unsavory characters target a reformed grifter who provides cheating spouses with the perfect cover. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Tue. 5 P.M., Wed. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Life '99. Eddie Murphy. Wrongly convicted of murder, two men become close friends during decades in a Mississippi penitentiary. (R) (1:55) STZ: Thu. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• A Life Interrupted '07. Lea Thompson. Suburban housewife Debbie Smith campaigns for stronger anti-rape legislation after surviving a brutal attack. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Like Mother, Like Daughter '07. Michelle Stafford. A woman investigates the disappearance of her daughter, unaware of possible danger lurking nearby. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Little Man '06. Shawn Wayans. A very small fugitive from the law poses as a toddler to gain access to the stolen gem he stashed in a woman's purse. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Fri. 5:35 A.M., Sat. 10:40 P.M. (CC)

• Little Nicky '00. Adam Sandler. The youngest son of Satan must go to New York City and bring back his brothers, whose absence is wreaking havoc in hell. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)

• London '05. Chris Evans. A man engages in a drug-fueled conversation with a man he barely knows, as he tries to find the courage to dissuade his ex-lover from leaving town. (R) (1:35) STZ: Thu. 6:05 A.M. (CC)

• The Long Riders '80. David Carradine. The Jesse James-Cole Younger gang leaves a trail of emptied banks, plundered stagecoaches and dead bodies in its wake. (R) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 10 P.M.

• Look Who's Talking '89. John Travolta. An unwed accountant gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Thu. midnight, Fri. 6 P.M.

• Looking for Kitty '04. Edward Burns. A world-weary detective and a high-school coach form a bond as they comb New York City for the coach's runaway wife. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 5 A.M., Fri. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Lookout '07. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. A brain-damaged former athlete finds himself pulled into a heist at the bank where he works as a janitor. (R) (1:40) STZ: Wed. midnight, Thu. 12:30 P.M., Sat. 12:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring '01. Elijah Wood. A chosen hobbit and his loyal friends join a wizard, humans, a dwarf and an elf on a quest to destroy a powerful ring and defeat an evil lord. (PG-13) (3:20) TNT: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers '02. Elijah Wood. Now divided, members of a fellowship take different paths to destroy the ring and defeat evil Sauron and his pawns. (PG-13) (3:20) TNT: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Lost in the Bermuda Triangle '99. Tom Verica. A man seeking another world finds his wife, lost at sea during a storm, living on a mystical island. (PG) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 3 A.M.

• The Love of Her Life '08. Brandy Ledford. Jilted by her latest beau, one woman vows revenge against another by stealing away the latter's teenage son. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Love Potion No. 9 '92. Tate Donovan. A shy biochemist and a shy biologist become a couple with sex appeal thanks to a Gypsy's potion. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 1:50 P.M. (CC)

• Lover Come Back '61. Rock Hudson. An adman and an adwoman fight over a dummy account and wind up in bed together. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Loverboy '05. Kyra Sedgwick. A quirky, overly possessive single woman is unsure how to cope with her young son's sudden independent streak. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 1:30 P.M., 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Loving Jezebel '99. Hill Harper. A hopeless romantic recalls his misadventures with several women. (R) (1:30) ENC: Wed. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Luck of the Irish '01. Ryan Merriman. A teenager must battle for a gold charm to keep his family from being controlled by an evil leprechaun. (1:40) DIS: Sat. noon (CC)

• Lucky Number Slevin '06. Josh Hartnett. A conflict between black and Jewish gangsters in New York City and a case of mistaken identity land a man in the middle of a revenge plot of a crime boss. (R) (2:00) SHO: Fri. 12:45 A.M. (CC)

• Lucky 7 '03. Kimberly Williams-Paisley. According to her mother, a lawyer's seventh boyfriend will be the man of her dreams. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Lucky You '07. Eric Bana. A poker player tries balancing a love affair with his aim for a slot in the world championship game. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Sat. 8 P.M., 4:45 A.M. (CC)

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• Madea's Family Reunion '06. Tyler Perry. A Southern matriarch deals with a host of personal and family issues while planning her clan's upcoming reunion. (PG-13) (1:55) SHO: Tue. 8 P.M., TMC: Mon. 2:25 P.M. (CC)

• Mafioso '62. Alberto Sordi. Antonio travels to Sicily with his wife and children to meet his family and earns the favor of a local mobster who sends him to find an enemy of the mob in New York. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 2:15 A.M.

• Magic '78. Anthony Hopkins. A neurotic ventriloquist's belief that his stage dummy controls his actions leads him to murder, madness and more. (R) (2:15) AMC: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Magnificent Seven '60. Yul Brynner. A man in black recruits six hired guns to lead Mexican villagers against the gang of an outlaw. (NR) (2:45) AMC: Sat. 8 P.M., 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Man About Town '06. Ben Affleck. A Hollywood agent struggles with his career and his wife, and encounters a woman seeking revenge against his workplace. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sat. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Man in the Moon '91. Sam Waterston. A couple's two daughters catch the eye of their new teenage neighbor in 1957 Louisiana. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Thu. 2 A.M., Fri. 2 P.M.

• Man of the House '95. Chevy Chase. A district attorney tries to win over the bratty son of his future wife. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Tue. 4 A.M. (CC)

• The Man Who Knew Too Much '56. James Stewart. Plotters kidnap a U.S. couple's son to hide an assassination at Royal Albert Hall. (PG) (2:15) TCM: Thu. 1:30 P.M.

• The Manchurian Candidate '04. Denzel Washington. A troubled Gulf War veteran becomes suspicious after a powerful senator's son becomes a candidate for vice president. (R) (2:30) FX: Thu. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.

• Maneater '07. Gary Busey. A wild animal goes on a bloodthirsty rampage on the Appalachian Trail. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Mannequin '87. Andrew McCarthy. A Philadelphia window dresser woos a mannequin brought to life by the spirit of an ancient princess. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 2:45 P.M. (CC)

• Marie Antoinette '06. Kirsten Dunst. An Austrian teenager becomes queen of France, then later loses her head during the French Revolution. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Wed. 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Marine '06. John Cena. A discharged soldier returns home from Iraq and finds that his wife has been kidnapped by the gang of a murderous thug. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 9:30 A.M., 5:45 P.M. (CC)

• Marnie '64. Tippi Hedren. A man struggles to break the thieving habits of his kleptomaniac wife and restore harmony to their marriage. (PG) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 10:15 P.M.

• Matchstick Men '03. Nicolas Cage. After meeting his daughter for the first time, a con man and his partner try to swindle a boorish businessman. (PG-13) (2:30) A&E: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Matilda '96. Mara Wilson. A little girl develops extraordinary mental abilities, despite neglectful parents and a brutal headmistress. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• The Matrix '99. Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker joins forces with rebel warriors to battle a malevolent cyberintelligence. (R) (3:00) A&E: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Meatballs '79. Bill Murray. A zany summer camp counselor leads his misfit charges into a no-holds-barred competition against high-class campers. (PG) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 6:25 A.M. (CC)

• Mee-Shee: The Water Giant '05. Bruce Greenwood. While traveling with his father, a boy stumbles upon the hiding place of a monster at a remote Canadian lake. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 10:45 A.M., 5:30 A.M., Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Meltdown: Days of Destruction '06. Casper Van Dien. A policeman tries to save his loved ones from a heat wave as the Earth hurtles toward the sun. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 11 P.M.

• Men Are Such Fools '38. Wayne Morris. A career woman's fiance grows jealous of her business with an adman. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 6:15 A.M.

• Merrily We Live '38. Brian Aherne. Taken for a bum, a writer turns chauffeur for a daffy woman with a pampered daughter. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 5 P.M.

• Message in a Bottle '99. Kevin Costner. A woman learns that the author of a romantic note that washed ashore is a shipbuilder whose wife died young and tragically. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Thu. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• Miami Vice '06. Colin Farrell. A case involving drug lords and murder in South Florida turns personal for detectives Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs. (R) (2:20) MAX: Fri. 11:10 A.M., 7:45 P.M. (CC)

• Mighty Aphrodite '95. Woody Allen. His adopted son's apparent genius sends a married, middle-aged sportswriter after the birth mother, a prostitute. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 10:45 A.M. (CC)

• Milk Money '94. Melanie Griffith. A suburban widower winds up with a kindhearted hooker in his home after his young son's excursion in the city. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Mimic 3: Sentinel '03. Karl Geary. While taking photographs through his window, an invalid witnesses an attack by a giant, carnivorous cockroach. (R) (1:20) SHO: Wed. 11:55 A.M. (CC)

• Miracle Run '04. Mary-Louise Parker. A devoted single mother fights to get her autistic twins an education that will give them a real chance to flourish instead of fail. (2:00) LIFE: Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Mission: Impossible III '06. Tom Cruise. Now a trainer for IMF recruits, agent Ethan Hunt squares off against the toughest foe he has ever faced: a ruthless arms and information broker. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Mon. 7:35 A.M., 6:45 P.M. (CC)

• Mr. Arkadin '55. Orson Welles. A shady financier pays a man to research his past, in order to erase it with murder. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 1:30 P.M.

• Mr. Baseball '92. Tom Selleck. An aging New York Yankee gets traded to a team in Japan and lets them all know how he feels about it. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN: Sun. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Mr. Jealousy '97. Eric Stoltz. A jealous man tries to learn more about his new girlfriend's former lover by joining his therapy group. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Money Train '95. Wesley Snipes. A New York transit officer fights subway crime with his foster brother and dreams of robbing the train carrying system revenue. (R) (1:55) MAX: Sat. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Monkeybone '01. Brendan Fraser. Live action/animated. A comatose cartoonist lands in limbo while his simian alter ego takes over his body and escapes to the real world. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Mother's Boys '94. Jamie Lee Curtis. A manipulative woman returns to wreak havoc in the lives of the husband and sons she abandoned several years earlier. (R) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• Mr. Deeds '02. Adam Sandler. A television producer tries to get the scoop on a small-town pizzeria owner after he inherits $40 billion. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont '05. Joan Plowright. An elderly widow and a young writer develop an unlikely friendship when she relocates to London to be near her grandson. (NR) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Mrs. Winterbourne '96. Shirley MacLaine. Friendship grows between a rich family's matriarch and a luckless pregnant woman mistaken for a dead heir's dead wife. (PG-13) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 9:45 A.M., midnight (CC)

• The Mummy '99. Brendan Fraser. A young man opens a tomb unleashing a mummy seeking revenge for a curse laid upon him 3,000 years earlier. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Thu. 2:15 P.M., 10 P.M., Fri. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Muppets Take Manhattan '84. James Coco. Kermit and company try to take their variety show to Broadway, while Miss Piggy grows jealous of a friendly waitress. (G) (1:35) ENC: Wed. 7:40 A.M. (CC)

• Murder at 1600 '97. Wesley Snipes. A homicide detective and a Secret Service agent investigate a secretary's murder in the White House. (R) (2:15) TNT: Sat. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Music From Another Room '98. Jude Law. A young man feels fated to marry a woman who is indifferent to him and betrothed to another. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• My Foolish Heart '49. Dana Andrews. An unhappily married woman recalls her youthful affair with an ill-fated World War II soldier. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 2 P.M.

• The Mysterious Doctor '43. John Loder. Villagers in a British mining town are terrorized by the murderous activities of a headless ghost. (NR) (1:00) TCM: Fri. 5 A.M.

• Mystery, Alaska '99. Russell Crowe. The National Hockey League sends the New York Rangers to play a legendary local team in an isolated Alaskan town. (R) (2:05) ENC: Sat. 11:15 A.M. (CC)

• Mystery Date '91. Ethan Hawke. A shy guy takes his dream-girl on a date in his brother's '59 DeSoto, with corpses in the trunk. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 10:45 A.M.

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• Nacho Libre '06. Jack Black. To raise money for an orphanage, a Mexican cook named Ignacio moonlights as a professional wrestler. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation '97. Chevy Chase. Clark and Ellen Griswold's disastrous family outing includes a visit with boorish Cousin Eddie. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Wed. 10:40 A.M. (CC)

• Navy SEALS '90. Charlie Sheen. Sea/air/land commandos and a TV newswoman rescue hostages from terrorists armed with Stinger missiles. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 11 P.M., Tue. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Near Dark '87. Adrian Pasdar. The lure of romance and adventure leads a bored Oklahoma farmhand into the clutches of a group of modern-day vampires. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• Neil Simon's The Odd Couple II '98. Jack Lemmon. A slob and a neat freak, former roommates, meet again years later for their children's wedding. (PG-13) (1:40) SHO: Fri. 7:25 A.M. (CC)

• Neil Young: Heart of Gold '06. Filmmaker Jonathan Demme captures the rocker in concert before a live audience at Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, Tenn. (PG) (1:55) SHO: Tue. 1:15 P.M., Fri. 9:05 A.M., TMC: Mon. 12:30 P.M., 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Never Been Kissed '99. Drew Barrymore. A former high-school nerd, now a reporter, gets a second chance when she goes under cover for a story on cool teens. (PG-13) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 11 A.M., 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Never on Sunday '60. Melina Mercouri. An American intellectual tries to reform a happy prostitute in Greece. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 10:30 P.M.

• The New World '05. Colin Farrell. Explorer John Smith and his companions encounter Pocahontas and Powhatan's tribe in 17th-century North America. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Tue. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Next '07. Nicolas Cage. A government agent must capture a clairvoyant and convince him to help her stop terrorists from detonating a nuclear weapon in Los Angeles. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Night at the Museum '06. Ben Stiller. A night watchman at a museum of natural history discovers that exhibits come alive after the building closes. (PG) (1:55) MAX: Sat. 6:20 P.M. (CC)

• Night Riders '39. John Wayne. A cowhand unmasks a gambler who is posing as the descendant of a well-known Spanish don. (NR) (1:15) AMC: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Nina Takes a Lover '94. Laura San Giacomo. A San Francisco wife tells a journalist about her affair with a married photographer. (R) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 2:10 A.M. (CC)

• No One Would Tell '96. Candace Cameron. Dating the campus hunk is a dream-come-true for a high-school girl, until his abusive side surfaces. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Norbit '07. Eddie Murphy. Though married to a terrible shrew, a man tries to figure out a way to be with his childhood sweetheart, who has just moved back into town. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• North Country '05. Charlize Theron. A constant barrage of abuse from her co-workers spurs a miner to file a sexual harassment lawsuit against her employer. (R) (2:30) LIFE: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• North to Alaska '60. John Wayne. A prospector brings a French girl back from Seattle to his partner in gold-rush Alaska. (NR) (2:45) AMC: Sat. 10:45 P.M. (CC)

• Not of This Earth '95. Michael York. An alien resembling a wealthy middle-aged man needs human blood to save its dying race. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 3 A.M.

• Notorious '46. Cary Grant. A U.S. agent brings a traitor's daughter to Rio de Janeiro to seduce an exiled Nazi. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Now, Voyager '42. Bette Davis. A Boston spinster finds a lover after the counsel of a kind psychiatrist brings her out of her frumpy shell. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

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• Ocean's Eleven '01. George Clooney. A parolee organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist. (PG-13) (2:10) TNT: Sun. 8 P.M., 10:10 P.M. (CC)

• Once Upon a Time in Mexico '03. Antonio Banderas. A corrupt CIA agent recruits a tormented gunman to stop conspirators from assassinating the president of Mexico. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Open House '03. Christine Lahti. After her husband's abandonment, a woman takes in two boarders and forges a relationship with a blue-collar worker. (2:00) LIFE: Fri. noon (CC)

• Open Range '03. Robert Duvall. Cattle herdsmen unite to battle a ruthless rancher and his henchmen in 1882. (R) (3:00) AMC: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Open Season '06. Voices of Martin Lawrence. Animated. Stranded in the wilderness, a mule deer and a domesticated bear try to make their way back to the safety of a town preserve before a hunter catches them. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Sun. 8:35 A.M., 7:30 P.M., 4 A.M. (CC)

• Open Water 2: Adrift '06. Susan May Pratt. Six long-time friends try to stay afloat in the ocean after they forget to lower the ladder from a luxury yacht. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 1 P.M., Fri. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Opportunity Knocks '90. Dana Carvey. A Chicago con man breaks into a luxury home and makes the most of being mistaken for a housesitter. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 7:05 A.M. (CC)

• Orange County '02. Colin Hanks. A high schooler tries to fix a mistake after his guidance counselor sends the wrong papers to Stanford University. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Others '01. Nicole Kidman. A devout woman with two sunlight-sensitive children believes ghosts inhabit her darkened island mansion. (PG-13) (2:15) TBS: Thu. 2:25 A.M. (CC)

• The Out-of-Towners '99. Steve Martin. An Ohio couple reinvigorate their passionless marriage during a bizarre 24 hours in New York City. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 7 A.M. (CC)

• The Out-of-Towners '70. Jack Lemmon. An Ohio businessman and his wife fly to New York and have nothing but trouble for the next 24 hours. (G) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Over the Hedge '06. Voices of Bruce Willis. Animated. An opportunistic raccoon teaches fellow animals about the edible treasures that the new humans in the neighborhood conveniently leave outdoors. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Ox-Bow Incident '43. Henry Fonda. Walter Van Tilburg Clark's novel inspires an account of a lynch mob that seeks revenge for a rancher's murder. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Sat. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

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• Pacific Rendezvous '42. Lee Bowman. A code expert working for Naval Intelligence is assigned to decode enemy messages despite his desire for active duty. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 6:30 A.M.

• The Painted Veil '06. Naomi Watts. Caught in an affair with another man, a scientist's callow wife accompanies her husband to mainland China to fight a cholera epidemic. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Thu. 5:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Pallbearer '96. David Schwimmer. A directionless young man faces romantic complications after he is asked to attend a forgotten classmate's funeral. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 2:40 P.M. (CC)

• Park '06. William Baldwin. The lives of a suicidal woman, pet groomers, an attorney, nudists and others intersect one afternoon in Los Angeles. (NR) (1:45) TMC: Sat. 3:45 P.M. (CC)

• Path of Destruction '05. Danica McKellar. An industrial accident releases a cloud of nanotech robots that devours everything in its way. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 1 A.M.

• The Patriot '00. Mel Gibson. A pacifist farmer of South Carolina reluctantly joins the Revolutionary War and fights alongside his son. (R) (2:50) HBO: Sat. 12:10 A.M. (CC)

• Patriot Games '92. Harrison Ford. An IRA terrorist vows revenge against the ex-CIA agent who killed his brother and thwarted their attack on royalty. (R) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Paycheck '03. Ben Affleck. After learning his memory has been erased, a technical wizard goes on the run to piece together clues from his past. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 1 A.M., Sat. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Peacemaker '97. George Clooney. A scientist and an Army Special Forces colonel travel the globe in pursuit of stolen nuclear weapons. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 12:40 A.M. (CC)

• Pepe '61. Cantinflas. A poor Mexican with a white horse brings luck to a down-and-out Hollywood director. (NR) (3:00) TCM: Mon. 10 A.M.

• The Perfect Man '05. Hilary Duff. A crafty teen invents a secret admirer to prevent her mother from having another bad relationship. (PG) (2:15) TBS: Sat. 10:40 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Perfect Score '04. Erika Christensen. High-school students conspire to steal the answers to their upcoming SATs. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 5 A.M.

• Pet Sematary '89. Dale Midkiff. A family's life in small-town Maine is shattered by the evil unleashed from an ancient American Indian burial ground. (R) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Petrified Forest '36. Leslie Howard. An intellectual and others are held hostage by a gangster at an Arizona gas station/diner. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Pink Panther '06. Steve Martin. A bumbling French inspector investigates the murder of a famous soccer coach and the theft of his priceless pink diamond. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Sat. 11:45 A.M., 7:25 P.M., 5:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Pink Panther '64. Peter Sellers. Clumsy Inspector Jacques Clouseau chases a jewel thief and his nephew. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Planet of the Apes '68. Charlton Heston. An astronaut goes by time warp to a future planet ruled by smart apes who keep humans as slaves. (G) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Platoon '86. Tom Berenger. Two sergeants and a private join others lost in war along the 1967 Cambodian border. (R) (2:00) ENC: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Play It Again, Sam '72. Woody Allen. The spirit of Humphrey Bogart provides manly advice to a lovelorn movie buff whose wife has recently left him. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• Pocketful of Miracles '61. Glenn Ford. Runyonesque Dave the Dude turns Apple Annie into a Manhattan dowager in director Frank Capra's remake of his 1933 "Lady for a Day." (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 4 A.M.

• Poison Ivy '92. Drew Barrymore. The dysfunctional members of a wealthy family fall prey to a teenage temptress. (R) (2:00) WE: Sat. 3 A.M.

• Police Academy '84. Steve Guttenberg. The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits: one has a police record; another does vocal sound effects. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Poltergeist II: The Other Side '86. JoBeth Williams. An American Indian helps a broke and homeless family, once again prey to a poltergeist. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Pony Soldier '52. Tyrone Power. A Royal Canadian Mountie risks his life to prevent a tribe of rebellious Crees from going on the warpath. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Porky's II: The Next Day '83. Dan Monahan. A teen and his pals oppose a teacher, a clergyman and bigots out to censor a Shakespeare fest. (R) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 11:10 P.M. (CC)

• Poseidon '06. Josh Lucas. Survivors aboard a capsized ocean liner band together in a fight for their lives, seeking safety by way of an upside-down maze. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The Poseidon Adventure '72. Gene Hackman. A clergyman leads survivors of a capsized luxury liner through the ship's innards to its hig