Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.

Send up to three entries to page2@post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest, Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh, PA 15222.

Please include your address and neighborhood. Deadline: March 31. The winners, published here in two weeks, receive a PG umbrella in time for April showers.

First Place
"Is that one of them hybrids?"
Dave McFadden, Shadyside

Second Place
Spaceship and costume rental: $500. The look on Jones' face: priceless.
Peggy Galway, Brighton Heights

Third Place
Now Ralph could no longer brag to the neighbors that his was the longest daily commute.
Robert Wolf, Stanton Heights