Finally, Heather Mills knows how much of Paul McCartney's money she's going to get.

Drum roll, please ... $48.6 million.

That's how much a British judge has decided the ex-Beatle's ex gets. That's really not a bad haul for four years of marriage and a child. The couple has a 4-year-old daughter, Beatrice.

Plus, it's pretty close to the $50 million she was asking for. Paul reportedly had offered her $25 million.

Heather will get $33 million in cash, and she'll get to keep $15.6 million in assets she already has.

We've got to move on; all these high altitude numbers are making us dizzy. It's like we're in Denver or something.

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GBB wants to send best wishes to Halle Berry, who had a baby girl Sunday.

The proud poppa is Halle's model-beau Gabriel Aubry.

Specifics, such as name and weight, haven't been released yet. However, momma and baby are said to be doing fine.

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While we're on the subject of babies, we'll let you know that Minnie Driver is with child.

The 38-year-old actress announced her pregnancy last week on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno," reports People.

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Fresh off her successful "Saturday Night Live" appearance, Mariah Carey will be the guest judge on "American Idol" this week, reports our buddy Roger Friedman at Foxnews.com.

Yes, yes, y'all, Mimi will offer her helpful hints to the 11 finalists. Don't know if that will include how to reach those Mariah-like notes that she pulls out of the stratosphere.

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Are Will Smith and wife Jada among the ranks of celebrity Scientologists?

You know we don't know.

But Radar magazine's April edition has a cover story on the subject, reports MSNBC's Courtney Hazlett.

Apparently, the Church of Scientology is making a concerted effort to attract African Americans and has even opened a center in Harlem.

Will's rep says it ain't true. But Hazlett's sources say Will is definitely on his way to sharing a pew with Tom Cruise.

The story also lists a few celebs that folks may or may not know are Scientologists including: Isaac Hayes, Juliette Lewis and CNN's Greta Van Susteren.

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We know Barack Obama has inspired a lot of folks, but actor/director/producer Tyler Perry is using the Illinois senator and his wife as the inspiration for a love story, reports Blacktalentnews.com.

The man behind "Diary of a Mad Black Woman" and the upcoming "Meet the Browns" has written a love story with a political twist and hopes to partner up once again with Lionsgate, which has produced his five films.

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Boy, everywhere we turn these days we seem to be looking at Snoop Dogg.

The D-O-Double G recently taped an episode of "One Life to Live," set to air in May, according to Page Six.

We don't know how he finds the time what with a recording career, a reality show and a new animated series he's reportedly doing for Comedy Central.

And here we are trying to live right and be respectful of people, and ain't nobody offered us a show.

Maybe we should create our own language "for shizzle."

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We thought Tori Spelling and her momma, Candy, had settled their differences after Tori's baby boy, Liam, was born.

We thought wrong.

Apparently, Tori is still hatin' on her mother.

The New York Daily News reports that in an excerpt from her new memoir, "Stori Telling" (how clever), she says that Candy's relationship with family friend "Uncle Mark" took a toll on her super producer father, Aaron Spelling.

In an e-mail she sent to her momma, Tori says she wrote: "You should never have been the wife to a man so generous and loving. You never deserved him. You never deserved to have children like me and Randy. The greatest lesson you taught me is how not to be a mother and a wife."

DANG!

We don't even know what to say about that, so we're just gonna shut up and let Tori's words marinate.