While Britney Spears may have a lot of problems, her own troubles, being a stingy sister ain't one of them.

Girlfriend has reportedly spent $30,000 on the nursery for her baby sister, Jamie Lynn's baby, reports our girl Courtney Hazlett of MSNBC Scoop.

Yes, for less than the price of a year's worth of call girls, you could have the same ocean-themed baby bedroom being designed by the tres chic Petit Tresor. That includes a round crib for $1,150; a $995 dresser, organic blankets and bedding, etc.

And contrary to what had been the word, Jamie Lynn is going to raise her expected baby boy in Kentwood, La., a whole different La than LA.

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Brooke Hogan, aspiring pop princess and daughter of Hulk, is not happy, not one little bit.

Word is that her muscle-bound daddy and her very good friend Christiane Plante, 33, had a thing going on and it's that thing that broke up the Hulkster and Brooke's mom, Linda, after 24 years.

Christiane's already sold her soul, uh we mean, story to the National Enquirer, saying she and the Hulk man grew close after he and Linda realized the marriage was over. It always happens like that, doesn't it?

Anyway, Brooke let it be known how she felt about former friend Christiane via her MySpace page, according to MSNBC's Pop Tarts column.

"I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend's famous father," she wrote. "I think we're all seeing just exactly how karma works, Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together."

Of course, now her posting is no longer there.

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Heath Ledger's former fiancee, Michelle Williams, and several of his good friends discuss the late actor in the April edition of Interview magazine, reports People.

"He was a huge, obsessive, chess freak -- and very very good at it," says Naomi Watts.

"He had uncontrollable energy," Michelle Williams says. "He buzzed ... His mind was turning, turning, turning -- always turning."

Others who offered up Heath praise are Philip Seymour Hoffman, Ellen DeGeneres and Todd Haynes.

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Mariah Carey, who we hope will find an outfit that wasn't meant for a 12-year-old, will be filling in for Janet Jackson as the musical guest on "Saturday Night Live" this weekend.

Seems JJ has the flu or something like it. She was taken to Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles Monday with flu-like symptoms.

The "SNL" gig is quite fortuitious for Miss Mariah, who has a new CD to promote, "E=MC2," due to drop April 15.

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Since we mentioned two talented divas, we'll tell you about one more.

The afroed-one, Erykah Badu, has been added to the hot-to-death lineup for radio host/philanthropist Tom Joyner's annual Fantastic Voyage cruise on Royal Caribbean.

Ms. Badu joins John Legend, both of whom will perform a special concert for cruise passengers only at the Coliseum in San Juan, Puerto Rico, reports Eurweb.com

It sounds like its gonna be a stone gas with Maze featuring Frankie Beverly, Chaka Khan, The Emotions, Bobby Brown, Roy Ayers, Lonnie Liston Smith, Lynn Whitfield, Vivica Fox and Bill Dukes.

Oooh, why aren't we rich?

We need a fairy godmother or soon-to-be former New York Gov. Spitzer, 'cause we all know he has a lot of disposable income.

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The GBB is gonna make every effort to be in the house 6 p.m. today for "A Warm Welcome to the Werner" Open House at 124 S. Highland Ave. in East Liberty.

It's an event to let folks in the community know about the marvelous mix of multicultural urban businesses and artists that occupy that building.

Those in the know, know that it's also the home of our boy Emmai Alaquiva's Ya Momz House LLC recording studio, but there are a lot of other things going on a restaurant, fitness studio, design studio, etc.

We hope to see you there.

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Don't forget to check out Monica Haynes and L.A. Johnson covering all the stuff everybody's talking about this week on the podcast I'm Just Sayin.' Nobody does it like we do!