As the nation's eyes turn toward Pennsylvania, and our presidential primary in less than seven weeks time you can bet that at least one of the candidates will make some sort of a pandering campaign gesture toward Pittsburgh and Steelers fans. Our bet is one of the would-be nominees waving a Terrible Towel.

This got us wondering however ... how would the candidates stack up as Steelers coach?

John McCain ... would stick with Sean Mahan at center for 100 years if necessary.

Hillary Clinton ... would be there at 3 a.m. to answer the red phone the next time shirtless Jeff Reed photos start circulating on the web.

Barack Obama ... would inspire the masses with a golden tongue, despite a perceived lack of experience ... Wait a minute ... great orator, somewhat thin resume ... don't the Steelers have that guy already?

... worked out well so far ...