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Issue One: Memories of Myron Cope
Sunday, March 02, 2008
A touch of grace

I was establishing my dental practice in the '70s and was working 12-hour days. I had WTAE on the radio for background music and would not change it when Myron came on, because I loved the show.

One day Myron goes on and on about a root canal he went through earlier in the day -- how bad it was, how much pain, how miserable ... the whole nine yards. Well, it just so happened that I was doing a root canal just then myself.

I excused myself, went in the back and called his show. They put me straight through. "Myron, will you please cool it with the root canal talk. I'm doing one right now and you have my patient all nervous."

"Put him on."

"What?"

"Put the guy on the phone."

I said, "I can't, he's in the chair."

"Well, take the phone to him." So I did.

"Look, pal, I know the doc." (We had never met.) "He's a great doc. You're in good hands. Now, relax."

I was cracking up. The patient was cracking up, and then did relax. But leave it to Myron to put the best grace note on the whole thing.

Over the radio comes, "A dentist workin' at night. ... What's this world comin' to?"

JAMES F. CATALDI
Moon


The Myron

I wrote this poem in 1985 as a tribute to Myron. As Myron read it on his show, you might find it worth printing. It's called "The Myron":

M is for the Memories of "Hot Line" talk and stories,
Sometimes mixed with gorgonzola from a caller's past glories.
Y is for the Yelling at some inane remark
Made by a dummkopf who was just shooting in the dark.
R is for the Radio that brings that voice so unique
And hours of fun and entertainment that many of us seek.
O is for the Oracle to which we sports fans look
For some profound insight not found in any book.
N is for the Nightingale that sings those songs so great,
At Christmas time or some special event that really couldn't wait.
Put them all together and whatever words you choose,
With Myron Cope on Sports you just can't lose.

JOHN OLENIK
Baldwin Borough


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First published on March 2, 2008 at 12:00 am
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