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Television movies for the week of July 8
Sunday, July 08, 2007

TV Movies: July 8-14

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G = General audiences
PG = Parental Guidance
PG-13 = Not recommended for preteens
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A Nous la Liberte '31. Raymond Cordy. After becoming a phonograph factory owner, a prison escapee takes to the road with a former cellmate. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 2 A.M.

Absolute Power '97. Clint Eastwood. A veteran thief catches the president of the United States in adultery and a murder cover-up. (R) (2:05) TMC: Mon. 11:35 P.M.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls '95. Jim Carrey. A sacred white bat's disappearance begets bloodshed between African tribes and puts the goofy pet sleuth on the case. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Sun. 11:15 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights '02. Voices of Adam Sandler. Animated. During Hanukkah, a temperamental lout drinks, gets in trouble with the law and performs community service. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 2:30 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

The Adventures of Pluto Nash '02. Eddie Murphy. In the future, the owner of a nightclub on the moon refuses to sell his business to a mobster. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 10:45 A.M., Fri. 6:15 A.M. (CC)

Air Bud: Golden Receiver '98. Kevin Zegers. A golden retriever with a flair for sports helps a boy handle football and the new boyfriend of the boy's widowed mother. (G) (1:35) SHO: Wed. noon (CC)

Air Force One '97. Harrison Ford. Demanding the release of a political prisoner, a terrorist and his gang hijack the U.S. president's plane. (R) (2:30) TBS: Fri. midnight, 2:30 A.M. (CC)

All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 '96. Voices of Ernest Borgnine. Animated. A junkyard dog and a newly deceased pal return to Earth to retrieve Gabriel's trumpet. (G) (1:30) STZ: Sat. 6:35 A.M. (CC)

All In '07. Dominique Swain. A medical student and her friends try to use their poker skills to win quick cash. (NR) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 8:15 P.M.

All the King's Men '06. Sean Penn. A Southern politician's idealism and good intentions give way to corruption after he becomes governor of Louisiana. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

All the President's Men '76. Robert Redford. The Washington Post's Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein tie the Watergate break-in to the White House. (PG) (2:20) MAX: Sat. 6:40 A.M. (CC)

All We Are Saying '05. Joni Mitchell, Peter Gabriel, Steven Tyler, Sting, Annie Lennox and others discuss the music industry. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 3 P.M., Wed. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

American Dreamz '06. Hugh Grant. A conniving singer and a sleeper-cell terrorist become finalists on America's hottest TV talent show, which the White House chief of staff has scheduled the president to judge. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

American Graffiti '73. Richard Dreyfuss. Four teens in 1962 California get a final, nostalgic glimpse of innocence before facing their postgraduation lives. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Mon. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

An American Haunting '05. Donald Sutherland. Strange and terrifying events plague a family in 1817 Tennessee after a fellow citizen places a curse on the father. (PG-13) (1:35) SHO: Sun. midnight, Thu. midnight.

American History X '98. Edward Norton. A brutal skinhead emerges from prison reformed and tries to show his neo-Nazi brother the error of his ways. (R) (2:30) FX: Thu. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.

American Pie '99. Jason Biggs. Four teenagers nearing graduation make a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. (R) (2:00) USA: Sun. 1 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

American Pie 2 '01. Jason Biggs. Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls. (R) (2:00) USA: Sun. 3 P.M., Mon. noon (CC)

The American President '95. Michael Douglas. A political rival turns the widowed president's romance with an environmental lobbyist into an election-year issue. (PG-13) (1:55) TMC: Sun. 11:10 A.M., 8 P.M., Thu. 11:35 P.M. (CC)

American Wedding '03. Jason Biggs. A young couple prepares to marry, while an obnoxious friend plans to throw a bachelor party. (R) (2:00) USA: Sun. 5 P.M., Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)

Americano '05. Joshua Jackson. In Spain a recent college graduate encounters a beautiful woman and an enigmatic man who cause him to rethink his future. (R) (1:25) SHO: Sun. 4:40 A.M. (CC)

The Amityville Horror '79. James Brolin. A couple battle a demonic presence in their new home, the location of many gruesome murders a year earlier. (R) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

Analyze That '02. Robert De Niro. Released from prison, gangster Paul Vitti seeks further help from his troubled psychotherapist. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 8 A.M. (CC)

Anchors Aweigh '45. Frank Sinatra. Two sailors on leave in Hollywood help an actress get her big break. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Thu. 11:45 A.M.

...And Justice for All '79. Al Pacino. A lawyer in contempt of court agrees to defend a judge he hates, accused of rape. (R) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 3:30 A.M.

And Now for Something Completely Different '72. Graham Chapman. Sketches from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" include "The Lumberjack Song," Hell's Grannies" and "Dead Parrot." (PG) (1:35) ENC: Mon. 6 A.M., Sat. 8 A.M. (CC)

The Animal '01. Rob Schneider. When an inept policeman receives animal organs as transplants, he begins to exhibit traits of the donors. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sat. 7:30 P.M.

Annie Hall '77. Woody Allen. A New York comedian recalls his lost love, a kooky singer with a style all her own. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 11:20 A.M. (CC)

Any Given Sunday '99. Al Pacino. A football head coach and an aging quarterback clash with the new, contemporary, money-oriented owner of their team. (R) (3:00) FX: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 5 P.M.

Any Which Way You Can '80. Clint Eastwood. A bare-knuckle brawler battles crooks with his orangutan, girlfriend, buddy and mother. (PG) (2:45) CMT: Tue. 10 P.M., Wed. 5 P.M.

Aquamarine '06. Sara Paxton. A mermaid washes ashore after a violent storm and enlists the help of two teenage girls in winning the heart of a handsome lifeguard. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 11:45 A.M. (CC)

Are We There Yet? '05. Ice Cube. Hoping to impress a beautiful divorcee, a man takes her two mischievous children on a disastrous road trip. (PG) (2:00) FX: Sun. 8 P.M., Mon. 6 P.M., Sat. 10 P.M.

Army of Darkness '92. Bruce Campbell. A time-warped supermarket worker fights in medieval England with a chainsaw and a '73 Oldsmobile. (R) (1:45) AMC: Mon. 10 P.M., Tue. 4:15 P.M.

At First Sight '99. Val Kilmer. An architect falls for a blind masseur and convinces him to have experimental surgery to restore vision. (PG-13) (3:00) WE: Sun. 2 A.M.

ATL '06. Tip "T.I." Harris. Four Atlanta teenagers, whose lives revolve around hip-hop and rollerskating, face life-changing challenges on and off the rink. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 8:15 P.M. (CC)

Audrey Rose '77. Marsha Mason. Parents of a girl notice odd behavior after a man tells them she holds his dead daughter's spirit. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)

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The Baby-Sitters Club '95. Schuyler Fisk. Seven girls balance the growing pains of adolescence with the demands of operating a daycare camp for children. (PG) (1:40) SHO: Wed. 1:35 P.M. (CC)

Back by Midnight '02. Rodney Dangerfield. A warden tries to turn his prison into a country club after the owner refuses to repair the run-down facility. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 5 P.M., Tue. 8 A.M. (CC)

Back From Eternity '56. Robert Ryan. Eleven survivors of a plane crash in the headhunter region of South America struggle to reach civilization. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

Back to the Future '85. Michael J. Fox. A teen takes a crackpot's DeLorean time machine to 1955 and sees his parents in high school. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 7 A.M. (CC)

Back to the Future Part II '89. Michael J. Fox. A young man and his inventor friend must take a DeLorean time machine to 2015. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

Back to the Future Part III '90. Michael J. Fox. A young man takes a DeLorean time machine to the Old West, where his inventor friend is courting a schoolmarm. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 7 A.M. (CC)

The Bad and the Beautiful '52. Lana Turner. A ruthless producer uses Hollywood hopefuls as stepping stones to the top of the Tinseltown heap. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 7:45 A.M. (CC)

Bad Santa '03. Billy Bob Thornton. Two criminals disguise themselves as Santa and an elf to rob stores during Christmastime. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

Bait '00. Jamie Foxx. A U.S. Treasury investigator uses an unsuspecting petty criminal as bait to catch a security hacker who stole $40 million in gold bullion. (R) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 10 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

The Ballad of Jack and Rose '05. Daniel Day-Lewis. The daughter of a dying ex-hippie has trouble adjusting to the return of her father's ex-lover and her sons. (R) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

Bandolero! '68. James Stewart. Two outlaw brothers head for Mexico with one's gang and a Mexican hostage, followed by a posse. (PG-13) (2:15) AMC: Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

Barbershop '02. Ice Cube. The owner of a popular barbershop considers selling the place to a loan shark who wants to convert it into a strip club. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Tue. 4 P.M., Wed. 2 P.M., Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

Barbershop 2: Back in Business '04. Ice Cube. The owner of a barbershop faces pressure from a corporation that is opening establishments in his neighborhood. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Tue. 10 P.M., Wed. 4 P.M., Sat. midnight (CC)

Barefoot in the Park '67. Robert Redford. A conservative lawyer marries a vivacious woman, and the two move into a busy Greenwich Village apartment. (G) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

Basic Instinct 2 '06. Sharon Stone. A criminal psychologist falls under the seductive spell of Catherine Trammell, who re-emerges in London on the wrong side of the law. (R) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)

Batman '66. Adam West. Batman and Robin save Gotham City from the Catwoman, Joker, Penguin and Riddler. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

Batman Begins '05. Christian Bale. Following the death of his parents, young heir Bruce Wayne becomes a masked avenger who fights the forces of evil in Gotham City. (PG-13) (2:30) HBO: Mon. 4:30 P.M., Thu. 7:30 A.M., 5 P.M. (CC)

The Baxter '05. Michael Showalter. A quintessentially nice guy spends two weeks ridden with anxiety before his wedding. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 6:45 P.M., 5 A.M., Fri. 5:10 P.M. (CC)

The BeastMaster '82. Marc Singer. Prehistoric Dar uses ESP with animals to save a slave girl from a sorcerer. (PG) (2:30) SCI-FI: Sun. 3 A.M. (CC)

Beauty Shop '05. Queen Latifah. A determined hairstylist competes with her former boss after opening her own business in Atlanta. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 6:45 P.M. (CC)

Beerfest '06. Jay Chandrasekhar. Two brothers from America discover a secret and centuries-old competition involving beer games during Germany's Oktoberfest. (R) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

Below '02. Matthew Davis. Mysterious events occur aboard a submarine after its crew rescues three survivors from a sunken ship during World War II. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 6 P.M., Thu. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

The Benchwarmers '06. David Spade. A millionaire helps three nerdy buddies form a baseball team to compete against all the mean Little Leaguers. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Fri. 12:40 A.M., Sat. 12:20 P.M., 7:30 P.M. (CC)

Best in Show '00. Michael Hitchcock. Pampered pooches and their quirky owners converge on Philadelphia to compete in a prestigious dog show. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Mon. midnight, 4 A.M. (CC)

The Best Man '64. Henry Fonda. Presidential contenders vie for their party's nod and a dying ex-president's blessing. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 4:15 P.M.

Bicentennial Man '99. Robin Williams. With the help of the family he works for, a robot goes on a 200-year quest to become human. (PG) (3:00) ABCFAM: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

Bicentennial Man '99. Robin Williams. With the help of the family he works for, a robot goes on a 200-year quest to become human. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 10 A.M.

The Big White '05. Robin Williams. An indebted travel agent tries to land $1 million by claiming a dead body is his missing brother. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 11:35 P.M., Sat. 10 P.M. (CC)

Bigger Than the Sky '05. Marcus Thomas. Despite his dismal audition, a man lands the lead role in a community-theater production of "Cyrano de Bergerac." (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

Billy & Mandy: Wrath of the Spider Queen '07. Animated. Two children must stop an army of arachnids. (NR) (1:00) TOON: Sun. 7 P.M.

Billy Madison '95. Adam Sandler. An adult goof-off goes back to elementary school in order to run his father's company. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

Billy the Kid '41. Robert Taylor. The Wild West outlaw rides into town and faces a childhood friend turned territorial marshal. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 8 A.M. (CC)

Billy the Kid vs. Dracula '66. Chuck Courtney. Bar-B ranch foreman Billy proposes to his blond boss, unaware her top-hatted uncle is a vampire. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 2 A.M.

Bio-Dome '96. Pauly Shore. Idiot collegians bring chaos to the experimental ecosystem in which they are accidentally sealed for a year. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 7 A.M., 6:15 P.M. (CC)

The Black Dahlia '06. Josh Hartnett. In 1940s Los Angeles two cops enter a world of greed, obsession and corruption as they probe the grisly murder of a Hollywood starlet. (R) (2:05) MAX: Tue. 10 P.M., Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)

Black Sheep '96. Chris Farley. To head off political embarrassment, the aide of a gubernatorial candidate shepherds his boss's uncouth brother. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 10 P.M. (CC)

Black Widow '87. Debra Winger. A Justice Department analyst follows a female Bluebeard to Hawaii to catch her with a hotel tycoon. (R) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)

Blade '98. Wesley Snipes. A man with vampire blood and his mortal partner hunt a rebel vampire and his coterie of undead. (R) (2:05) ENC: Sun. 4 P.M., Thu. 2 P.M., 10:05 P.M. (CC)

Blood Surf '00. Archie Adamos. A giant crocodile makes meals of surfers who get their kicks by practicing their sport in dangerous waters. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)

Blowing Smoke '04. Estella Warren. Seven men discuss the opposite sex at a cigar club in Beverly Hills, Calif. (NR) (1:25) TMC: Sat. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

Boa '00. Dean Cain. The world's deadliest criminals come face to face with an ancient creature unleashed within their prison walls. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)

Body Double '84. Craig Wasson. An actor house-sits a friend's Hollywood home and sees a woman murdered next door. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 3 A.M.

Body of Evidence '92. Madonna. A lawyer defends a gold digger for murder by sex, a charge whose validity he soon sees for himself. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sun. midnight (CC)

Born on the Fourth of July '89. Tom Cruise. Based on the story of Ron Kovic, a Marine who returned from Vietnam a paraplegic and later became an anti-war activist. (R) (2:30) ENC: Tue. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

Bounce '00. Gwyneth Paltrow. An ad executive seeks out the widow of a stranger who swapped tickets with him before boarding an ill-fated flight. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 6 P.M., Mon. 1 P.M.

The Bourne Supremacy '04. Matt Damon. A CIA chief sends a senior operative to take down Jason Bourne when it appears the rogue agent is behind the deaths of two people. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 8 P.M., 10 P.M., Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

Boys on the Side '95. Whoopi Goldberg. A strong bond forms among three diverse women as they share adventures on a cross-country drive to California. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)

The Bravados '58. Gregory Peck. A Southwestern man hunts to kill the four outlaws he blames for the rape/murder of his wife. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)

The Breakfast Club '85. Emilio Estevez. A wrestler, a rebel, a brain, a beauty and a shy girl share Saturday detention in a Chicago high school. (R) (2:00) USA: Sat. 11 A.M., 3 A.M. (CC)

Brewster's Millions '85. Richard Pryor. A minor-league pitcher inherits $300 million but must spend $30 million in 30 days to get it. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 6:45 A.M. (CC)

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason '04. Ren??e Zellweger. An attractive lawyer and Bridget's former boss threaten her newfound happiness with Mark Darcy. (R) (2:10) TBS: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

Bridget Jones's Diary '01. Ren??e Zellweger. An outrageous British woman decides to take control of her life, but instead falls for two very different men. (R) (2:00) A&E: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

Brigadoon '54. Gene Kelly. New Yorkers hunting in the Scottish Highlands find a magic village that fell asleep in 1754. (G) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

Bring It On '00. Kirsten Dunst. An urban cheerleading squad accuses a champion team's captain of stealing its choreography on the eve of a national competition. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Thu. 7 P.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

Bring It On Again '04. Anne Judson-Yager. Two college cheerleaders form their own squad and prepare to compete against the varsity team. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 9 A.M.

Bring It On: All or Nothing '06. Hayden Panettiere. When her family moves across town, a teenager must win over the head cheerleader to make the squad. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)

Brothers of the Head '05. Harry Treadaway. Conjoined twins become rock stars in 1970s England, until the usual perils of fame cause dissension. (R) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 11:30 P.M.

Bruce Almighty '03. Jim Carrey. After a bad day at work, a frustrated reporter meets God, who endows him with divine powers for one week. (PG-13) (2:30) SCI-FI: Sun. 9 P.M. (CC)

Bullets Over Broadway '94. John Cusack. A producer persuades a playwright to cast a mistress so that a mobster will back his show in 1920s New York. (R) (1:55) SHO: Tue. 9:05 A.M. (CC)

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Cactus Flower '69. Walter Matthau. A dentist has his prim assistant pose as his wife to discourage his kooky girlfriend. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

California Dreaming '07. Dave Foley. Unforeseen obstacles stand in the way of a family planning to take a road trip in an RV. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 3:40 P.M.

Capote '05. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Writer Truman Capote researches the brutal murder of a Kansas family to pen the book "In Cold Blood." (R) (2:00) SHO: Fri. 7 P.M. (CC)

Carpool '96. Tom Arnold. Crooks, police and a meter maid chase two guys and a minivan of children through Seattle. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 5:45 P.M., Wed. 2:50 P.M. (CC)

Carson City '52. Randolph Scott. Railroad construction runs into a roadblock when a miner and a young woman object to the project. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 9:30 P.M.

Casablanca '42. Humphrey Bogart. Cafe owner Rick helps an old flame and her husband escape from Nazis in Morocco. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)

Casper '95. Christina Ricci. A teen who lost her mother befriends friendly ghost Casper while staying at a mean heiress's haunted mansion. (PG) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)

The Cat's Meow '01. Kirsten Dunst. Movie producer Thomas Ince dies after yachting with William Randolph Hearst, Charlie Chaplin and Marion Davies. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Thu. 7:35 A.M. (CC)

Central Airport '33. Tom Brown. A female parachute jumper gives a second chance to a discharged pilot, who falls in love with her. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 11 A.M.

The Champ '79. Jon Voight. A has-been boxer trains in Florida for a comeback and fights his ex-wife for custody of their son. (PG) (2:10) MAX: Sun. 6:20 A.M. (CC)

Cheaper by the Dozen '03. Steve Martin. While his wife is away on business, a college-football coach must handle the chaos surrounding his 12 children. (PG) (2:10) TBS: Thu. 10 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

Cheaper by the Dozen 2 '05. Steve Martin. While on vacation, Tom Baker discovers old rival Jimmy Murtaugh and his family are also there; the Bakers and Murtaughs find themselves in less-than-friendly competition. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Tue. 9:50 A.M. (CC)

Chicken Little '05. Voices of Zach Braff. Animated. A young fowl and his friends flock together to save skeptical townsfolk from an alien attack. (G) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 2:45 P.M., Fri. 8 P.M., 5:05 A.M., Sat. 4:35 P.M. (CC)

Child's Play '88. Catherine Hicks. A killer sought by a Chicago detective becomes a doll called Chucky, bought by a woman for her son. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sat. 11:45 P.M.

China Clipper '36. Pat O'Brien. An aviator ignores skeptics to make the first commercial flight from San Francisco to China. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 2 P.M.

China Sky '45. Randolph Scott. An American doctor helps a band of Chinese guerrillas as they struggle against Japanese imperialists. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 8:30 A.M.

Christie's Revenge '07. Danielle Kind. A woman seeks vengeance against the man she blames for the death of her father. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

Christmas With the Kranks '04. Tim Allen. A Chicago couple scramble to put together a holiday celebration after their daughter decides to come home for Christmas. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Sun. 11:50 A.M., 9 P.M., Mon. 8:50 A.M. (CC)

Chupacabra: Dark Seas '05. Giancarlo Esposito. A scheme would smuggle a legendary creature into the United States on a cruise ship, but things go horribly awry. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)

Clean Slate '94. Dana Carvey. Mobsters trail an amnesiac private eye and a mystery woman searching for a priceless coin. (PG-13) (1:50) TMC: Sun. 9:20 A.M.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind '77. Richard Dreyfuss. An Indiana telephone lineman and other UFO sighters, beleagured by earlier incidents, finally have documented contact with space aliens. (PG) (2:30) TCM: Mon. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

Clueless '95. Alicia Silverstone. A Beverly Hills teen plays matchmaker for teachers, transforms a bad dresser and examines her own existence. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

Cobra '86. Sylvester Stallone. A Los Angeles detective and his partner protect a model from a night slasher and his neo-fascist army. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation Z.E.R.O. '06. Voices of Ben Diskin. Animated. A group of children must prevent a villain from transforming people into zombies. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Fri. 12:30 P.M.

The Comedians of Comedy '05. Comics Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Maria Bamford and Zach Galifianikis perform their stand-up routines. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)

Coming to America '88. Eddie Murphy. Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to New York with his royal sidekick to find a true-love bride. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Sun. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

Command Decision '48. Clark Gable. A U.S. general and his superior take heat for sending bombers to Germany to destroy aircraft plants. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

Commando '85. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A human killing machine and an airline hostess take on an ousted dictator's private army. (R) (1:35) ENC: Sat. 3 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

Confessions of Boston Blackie '41. Chester Morris. Reformed thief Blackie solves the case of a woman's missing statue of Augustus Caesar. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 10 A.M.

Contaminated Man '00. William Hurt. A NATO chemist searches for a former security guard who has unknowingly become a carrier of a deadly toxin. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

Convoy '78. Kris Kristofferson. Truckers and police officers attempt to outwit each other in a rough-and-tumble war on wheels. Based on the hit song. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Fri. 5:05 A.M. (CC)

Cool and the Crazy '94. Jennifer Blanc. A young housewife seeks to inject some excitement into her boring life via a fling with a dangerous street punk. (R) (1:25) TMC: Tue. 1:20 A.M. (CC)

Coroner Creek '48. Randolph Scott. Revenge drives a cowboy to pursue the bandit that caused his fiancee's death during a stage-coach heist. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 5:15 A.M.

The Cowboy Way '94. Woody Harrelson. Two New Mexico cowboys drive a truck to New York to track the disappearance of their friend. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 4:40 P.M. (CC)

Coyote Ugly '00. Piper Perabo. A woman finds her dreams of singing sidelined by the notoriety she receives as a New York City barmaid. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

Cradle of Lies '06. Shannon Sturges. While pregnant with a baby girl, a woman learns her husband must have a son to inherit his family's fortune. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

Crash '04. Sandra Bullock. Racial tensions collide in a collection of intertwined stories involving residents of Los Angeles. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 9:30 P.M. (CC)

Crash Landing '05. Antonio Sabato Jr. A man must guide a plane to safety after a hijacking incident damages the aircraft. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 9 A.M. (CC)

Creature '98. Craig T. Nelson. A researcher, his estranged wife and their son battle a deadly amphibious creature in the Caribbean. (4:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

Criminal '04. John C. Reilly. A con man and his young protege try to pull off a complicated scam involving a counterfeit bank note. (R) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 2:20 A.M. (CC)

Crimson Tide '95. Denzel Washington. Two U.S. Navy officers clash aboard a nuclear submarine bound for Russia, while that country is under rebel siege. (R) (2:00) ENC: Wed. 9:35 P.M., SHO: Thu. 5 P.M. (CC)

CrissCross '92. Goldie Hawn. In 1969 Key West, the 12-year-old son of a waitress/stripper discovers that there are drugs hidden in the fish he is supposed to deliver. (R) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 11:05 A.M.

Crocodile '00. Mark McLaughlin. Vacationing students fall prey to a deadly reptile after they recklessly destroy her nest. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

Crocodile 2: Death Roll '01. Heidi Noelle Lenhart. Survivors of a plane crash provide fodder for a very large and hungry reptile. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

Crossing Delancey '88. Amy Irving. A Manhattan single meets a man through her Jewish grandmother's matchmaker. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 4:35 A.M. (CC)

The Crow: City of Angels '96. Vincent Perez. A magic black crow guides a motorcycle mechanic who returns to avenge the murders of himself and his son. (R) (1:30) TNT: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

Cutter's Way '81. John Heard. A bitter Vietnam veteran draws his wife and his only friend into an obsessive mission to uncover a murderer. (R) (1:50) SHO: Thu. 11 A.M.

The Cutting Edge '92. D.B. Sweeney. An ex-hockey player and a prima donna bicker as paired figure skaters shooting for the Olympics. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 7:50 A.M. (CC)

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D2: The Mighty Ducks '94. Emilio Estevez. An injured hockey player coaches a peewee team set to face off against skaters from Iceland. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Sun. 6:05 P.M. (CC)

Daltry Calhoun '05. Johnny Knoxville. A Tennessee sod tycoon tries to save his business while learning how to be a father to his estranged teenage daughter. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Mon. 4:05 P.M. (CC)

Dancing With Danger '94. Cheryl Ladd. A private detective becomes involved with a taxi dancer whose previous two paramours were stabbed to death. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 3 P.M. (CC)

Danielle Steel's Star '93. Jennie Garth. A San Francisco singer struggles to achieve stardom and find her true love. (2:00) WE: Fri. 12:30 P.M.

Daredevil '03. Ben Affleck. A blind man whose other senses are extraordinary works as an attorney during the day and fights crime at night. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 5 P.M.

The Dark Command '40. John Wayne. Elected marshal, a Texas cowhand tracks a Confederate raider in Lawrence, Kan. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. noon (CC)

Dark Passage '47. Humphrey Bogart. A San Francisco art student hides a fugitive recovering from underworld plastic surgery. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 9:45 A.M. (CC)

Dark Storm '06. Stephen Baldwin. A scientist gains the ability to control the weather after an experimental weapon malfunctions. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

Dark Water '02. Hitomi Kuroki. A schoolgirl's ghost haunts a divorced woman and her young daughter after they move into a dilapidated building. (PG-13) (1:40) SHO: Mon. 6:05 A.M., Thu. 8 A.M.

Dark Waters '04. Lorenzo Lamas. The creator of bioengineered sharks must destroy the escaped animals before they begin a feeding frenzy off the Florida coast. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)

A Date With Darkness: The Trial and Capture of Andrew Luster '03. Jason Gedrick. Convicted in absentia of drugging and raping women, millionaire Andrew Luster becomes a fugitive. (2:00) LIFE: Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)

Dave '93. Kevin Kline. White House aides draft a down-to-earth double to impersonate the president, who has had a stroke. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M.

Dawn of the Dead '04. Sarah Polley. A nurse, a policeman and other residents of Milwaukee fight flesh-eating zombies while trapped in a mall. (R) (1:45) STZ: Fri. 4:05 P.M., 10:50 P.M. (CC)

A Day at the Races '37. The Marx Brothers. Groucho, Chico and Harpo upset a sanitorium, orchestra pit, water carnival and steeplechase. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. midnight (CC)

Days of Thunder '90. Tom Cruise. An upstart stock-car driver goes to the edge for his manager, his brain-surgeon girlfriend and himself. (PG-13) (2:00) SPIKE: Sat. 6 P.M., 1:30 A.M.

Dead in a Heartbeat '02. Judge Reinhold. An explosives expert and a cardiac surgeon rush to defuse bombs planted by a man seeking revenge. (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)

Dead Men Can't Dance '97. Michael Biehn. A team of specially trained commandos is secretly sent into North Korea to eliminate a nuclear threat. (R) (2:00) FX: Mon. 11 A.M.

Dear Francis '05. Two Texas college students travel to the African nation of Swaziland to educate people about AIDS. (NR) (1:05) SHO: Sun. 3:35 A.M., Fri. 4:05 P.M. (CC)

Deceiver '98. Chris Penn. An unstable but brilliant student slowly turns the tables on the two detectives questioning him about a grisly murder. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 4:20 P.M. (CC)

Decision Against Time '57. Jack Hawkins. A British test pilot circles an airport unable to land, his boss's business in his hands. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 4 A.M.

The Deep End of the Ocean '99. Michelle Pfeiffer. Parents lose their 3-year-old in Chicago and are miraculously reunited with him nine years later. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Tue. 8 A.M. (CC)

Deep Rising '98. Treat Williams. A deadly monster stalks an adventurer, a thief, a builder and others out to sea. (R) (2:00) WGN: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

Denial '98. Jonathan Silverman. Several couples prove themselves unfaithful in one form or another after hearing a friend's theory about cheating. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)

Desert Heat '99. Jean-Claude Van Damme. A thirst for vengeance becomes a suicidal drifter's new reason for living after thugs beat him and steal his motorcycle. (R) (2:00) USA: Mon. 2 A.M. (CC)

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo '05. Rob Schneider. Deuce meets a series of unusual women when a pimp uses him as bait to find a killer. (R) (1:25) ENC: Tue. 1:05 P.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

The Devil Wears Prada '06. Meryl Streep. A recent college graduate lands a job working for a famous and diabolical editor of a New York fashion magazine. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 10:30 A.M., 7 P.M., Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

The Devil's Advocate '97. Keanu Reeves. After moving to New York, a lawyer and his wife gradually learn his new employer's true identity. (R) (3:00) TNT: Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

A Different Loyalty '04. Sharon Stone. An expatriate travels to the Soviet Union after her husband is accused of being a double agent working for the KGB. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sat. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

Diggstown '92. James Woods. A con man baits a tank-town big shot with a gimmick bout: his aging brawler vs. any 10 men. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

Dirigible '31. Jack Holt. A special Navy airship becomes the only hope for expedition members stranded in the frozen wastes of the South Pole. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 7:30 A.M.

Dirty Dancing '87. Jennifer Grey. A doctor's teenage daughter gets slinky with the dance teacher at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 9:30 P.M., Sat. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

Dirty Little Secret '98. Tracey Gold. A woman learns a disturbing truth about her husband after her adopted son is kidnapped by his birth mother. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. noon (CC)

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels '88. Steve Martin. An American con man and his British rival target a soap heiress from Cleveland on the French Riviera. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Tue. 5 P.M., Wed. 8 A.M. (CC)

Dirty War '04. Alastair Galbraith. British authorities track the terrorists who detonated a dirty bomb in London. (1:35) HBO: Thu. 4:40 A.M. (CC)

Dirty Work '06. Lance Reddick. A detective tangles with his dead lover's evil boss and meets an illegal immigrant who has an important clue about the murder. (NR) (1:40) SHO: Tue. 1:05 A.M. (CC)

Diva '81. Wilhelmenia Wiggins Fernandez. A postman's recording of a singer thrusts him into a chain of events involving police, the mob and tape bootleggers. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 9:30 A.M.

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood '02. Sandra Bullock. Forced to visit her estranged mother in Louisiana, a New York playwright learns about her past through a scrapbook. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 7 A.M. (CC)

Donnie Brasco '97. Al Pacino. An undercover FBI agent uses the patronage of an unwitting mobster to infiltrate the New York Mafia. (R) (2:30) TNT: Thu. 11 P.M. (CC)

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead '91. Christina Applegate. An unsupervised teenager and her siblings prepare for a summer of fun when their caretaker unexpectedly expires. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 9 A.M. (CC)

Don't Trip ... He Ain't Through With Me Yet! '06. Steve Harvey. Comic Steve Harvey gives his take on church life and rituals, and families and black culture in a performance at Bishop T.D. Jakes' Mega Fest. (PG) (2:00) BET: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

Downfall '04. Bruno Ganz. As the Third Reich crumbles around them, Adolf Hitler's secretary witnesses the final 10 days of the Nazi dictator's life. (R) (2:45) STZ: Sun. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

Dracula 2000 '00. Christopher Plummer. A London antiques dealer travels to New Orleans to save his estranged daughter from his nemesis, Count Dracula. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

Dragonfly '02. Kevin Costner. A doctor believes his late wife is trying to contact him through his patients' near-death experiences. (PG-13) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

Dragstrip Girl '94. Natasha Gregson. A high-school student defies her horrified parents and friends to pursue a romance with a Latino drag racer. (NR) (1:25) TMC: Wed. 12:35 P.M. (CC)

Dreamcatcher '03. Morgan Freeman. While staying at a cabin in the woods, telepathic friends confront aliens that are being hunted by the military. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

Dreamland '06. Agnes Bruckner. A teenager and her best friend fall for a new resident of their New Mexico trailer park. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

Drowning Mona '00. Danny DeVito. After a woman drowns in an odd incident, the local sheriff investigates and finds the whole town had the motive to do her in. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

Duane Hopwood '05. David Schwimmer. A divorced alcoholic faces an uphill battle as he struggles to reconnect with his ex-wife and daughters. (R) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 5 P.M. (CC)

Dude, Where's My Car? '00. Ashton Kutcher. Two potheads wake to discover their car missing, their drug stash gone and no memory of the previous night's events. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 6 P.M., Sat. 3 P.M.

Duma '05. Alex Michaeletos. A boy finds adventure in South Africa when he tries to return his beloved cheetah to its natural habitat. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

Dust to Glory '05. Mario Andretti. Filmmaker Dana Brown follows racers competing in the annual Baja 1000. (PG) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 9:25 A.M., Fri. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

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Easy Rider '69. Peter Fonda. Two free spirits on chopped motorcycles clash with the Establishment and meet a boozy lawyer as they cross America. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 6 P.M., 4 A.M. (CC)

Eddie '96. Whoopi Goldberg. An avid basketball fan becomes head coach after a Texas tycoon buys the New York Knicks. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 2:10 A.M. (CC)

Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off '03. Taylor Ball. A 14-year-old baseball prodigy tries to juggle the playoffs and a cooking contest in the same day. (1:55) DIS: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. 1 P.M. (CC)

Educating Rita '83. Michael Caine. A British hairdresser pushes her tutor, a professor who hides liquor on his bookcase. (PG) (1:55) SHO: Sat. 8:50 A.M. (CC)

Edward Scissorhands '90. Johnny Depp. A deceased inventor's unfinished creation becomes an instant celebrity when a cheery suburbanite brings him home. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 2:45 P.M. (CC)

8MM '99. Nicolas Cage. A widow hires a man to identify a teen killed in a snuff film that was stashed in her husband's safe. (R) (2:05) HBO: Mon. 3:55 A.M., Sat. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

Elektra '05. Jennifer Garner. Hired to kill a man and his daughter, an assassin instead protects them while battling formidable adversaries. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 6 P.M.

Encino Man '92. Sean Astin. Teenage California buddies groom a thawed-out caveman and pass him off as a cool transfer student. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

The Enemy Below '57. Robert Mitchum. During World War II, the commander of an American destroyer matches wits with a German U-boat captain in the Atlantic. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

Enemy of the State '98. Will Smith. A former NSA operative aids the innocent victim of a politically motivated assassination cover-up. (R) (2:15) STZ: Tue. 10:50 P.M., Wed. 6:40 A.M., Fri. 2:45 A.M., Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)

Erin Brockovich '00. Julia Roberts. A law clerk researching a client's health case stumbles on a cover-up of a contaminated water supply in a desert town. (R) (2:45) TBS: Sat. 12:20 P.M. (CC)

Everything Is Illuminated '05. Elijah Wood. A young man travels to Russia to find the woman who may have saved his grandfather from the Nazis. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

Executive Suite '54. William Holden. Four VPs and a junior executive jockey for power in a company run by the founder's daughter. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

The Exorcism of Emily Rose '05. Laura Linney. An agnostic lawyer defends a Roman Catholic priest accused of negligent homicide during the exorcism of a college student. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Sun. midnight, Thu. 10:30 A.M., 8 P.M., 4:45 A.M. (CC)

Exotica '94. Bruce Greenwood. A tax inspector becomes obsessed with a stripper not getting along with her boyfriend. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sat. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

Eyes of an Angel '94. John Travolta. A dog travels across the country when the girl who befriended him and her fugitive father flee to California. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

Eyewitness '81. William Hurt. Pretending to know something about a murder, a janitor seduces a TV newswoman but also becomes a target. (R) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

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Fair Game '95. Cindy Crawford. A Miami attorney fights for survival after international criminals dispatch a squad of assassins to eliminate her. (R) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 1 P.M. (CC)

The Family Stone '05. Dermot Mulroney. A young woman encounters a chilly reception when her boyfriend takes her home to meet his family. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

Fanny '61. Leslie Caron. In Marseille a young woman remeets Marius, the father of her child, when her aged husband is dying. (NR) (2:20) SHO: Sat. 4:45 A.M.

Fantastic Four '05. Ioan Gruffudd. Four people gain unusual powers after a space mission exposes them to cosmic radiation. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)

Farewell to the King '89. Nick Nolte. A World War II deserter becomes king of Borneo's headhunters, drawing him into warfare against the Japanese. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 7:05 A.M.

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! '66. Tura Satana. Three exotic dancers embark upon a crime spree in the California desert, taking revenge upon lecherous men. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. midnight.

Father of the Bride '91. Steve Martin. A harried patriarch faces separation anxiety, exorbitant costs and more as he prepares for his daughter's wedding. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

Father of the Bride Part II '95. Steve Martin. A worrisome family patriarch is driven to further distraction by the simultaneous pregnancies of his wife and daughter. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

Faust: Love of the Damned '01. Mark Frost. A troubled artist makes a deal with the devil in order to punish the thugs responsible for his girlfriend's death. (R) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)

Ferris Bueller's Day Off '86. Matthew Broderick. A cool teen plays hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend, his buddy and the classic Ferrari of his buddy's father. (PG-13) (2:30) VH1: Thu. midnight, Fri. 6:30 P.M.

Final Destination 3 '06. Mary Elizabeth Winstead. A high-school senior and her friends must deal with repercussions of cheating death when they survive a terrible roller-coaster accident. (R) (1:35) HBO: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)

The First Power '90. Lou Diamond Phillips. A detective and a psychic are stalked by a killer whose pact with the devil has allowed him to return from the grave. (R) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 3:30 P.M.

F.I.S.T. '78. Sylvester Stallone. A gritty laborer rises from local union organizer to national power and prestige in this story inspired by Jimmy Hoffa. (PG) (2:30) SHO: Thu. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

Five Came Back '39. Chester Morris. Conflicts arise among the 12 survivors of a jungle plane crash when it is learned only five can return to civilization. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

Fletch Lives '89. Chevy Chase. Reporter Fletch inherits his aunt's Louisiana plantation and wakes up in bed with a dead lawyer. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 2 P.M., Mon. 9 A.M. (CC)

Flightplan '05. Jodie Foster. A widow becomes frantic when her 6-year-old daughter disappears on an airplane traveling from Berlin to New York. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 7:35 A.M., 4:15 P.M., midnight (CC)

The Flintstones '94. John Goodman. Betty's Barney helps Wilma's Fred move up the ladder at Slate & Co. in Stone Age Bedrock. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Tue. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

The Flying Fleet '29. Ramon Navarro. Six cadets at Annapolis train for the Navy Air Corps, but only two make the grade. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 6 A.M.

The Fog '05. Tom Welling. Residents of a seaside community fall prey to malevolent entities hidden within the thick mist around their homes. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Thu. 7:15 P.M. (CC)

For Love of Ivy '68. Sidney Poitier. Two Long Island teens force a roving gambler to date their maid, to keep her from quitting. (G) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

Forbidden Planet '56. Walter Pidgeon. An astronaut and crew land on Altair-4 in 2200 and find a mad doctor, his daughter and Robby the robot. (G) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

Forget Paris '95. Billy Crystal. A man regales his fiancee with the tale of his friends' stormy marriage, as they await guests for a celebratory dinner. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

Formula 51 '01. Samuel L. Jackson. A chemist who produces illegal drugs travels to Liverpool, England, to negotiate one last deal before he retires. (R) (2:00) USA: Thu. noon (CC)

40 Days and 40 Nights '02. Josh Hartnett. A young man meets the girl of his dreams after vowing to avoid any physical contact with women during Lent. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. noon (CC)

The 40-Year-Old Virgin '05. Steve Carell. Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 12:35 A.M., Sat. 9 A.M., 6 P.M. (CC)

Four Weddings and a Funeral '94. Hugh Grant. An English charmer and a lusty American make love over a course of surprising events. (R) (2:00) E!: Sun. 7 A.M.

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare '91. Robert Englund. Elm Street's Freddy Krueger terrorizes his therapist daughter who tries to destroy him once and for all. (R) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 3 P.M. (CC)

Friday '95. Ice Cube. Neighborhood characters drop by as two friends in South Central L.A. ponder how to repay a drug dealer for marijuana. (R) (2:00) BET: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

Friday Night Lights '04. Billy Bob Thornton. A high-school football coach in Odessa, Texas, tries to lead his players to the state championship. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 3 P.M.

Friday the 13th Part 3 '82. Dana Kimmell. New teens learn of Camp Crystal Lake's grisly heritage. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 12:15 A.M.

Friday the 13th Part VII ??? The New Blood '88. Lar Park Lincoln. A teenager with psychic powers unwittingly resurrects the murderous Jason from his watery grave. (R) (1:45) AMC: Fri. 10:30 P.M., 2:15 A.M.

Friends & Lovers '99. Stephen Baldwin. On a ski trip an estranged man and son reunite, and the son's tag-along friends search for love. (R) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 3:20 A.M. (CC)

The Frighteners '96. Michael J. Fox. Friendly ghosts help a psychic detective probe hauntings that killed residents of a coastal California town. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)

Full Moon High '81. Adam Arkin. An encounter with a Romanian werewolf leaves a 1950s high-school football star howling at the moon. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 10:35 A.M. (CC)

Fun With Dick & Jane '05. Jim Carrey. After losing their jobs, an affluent couple turn to robbery to support their lifestyle. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 9:40 A.M., 8 P.M., 3:50 A.M. (CC)

Funny Farm '88. Chevy Chase. A sportswriter and his wife move to a cottage in the country, where he tries to write a novel. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 8:40 A.M. (CC)

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Gamera: The Guardian of the Universe '95. Tsuyosi Ihara. The giant turtle is awakened from his long slumber to protect Japan from a rival monster's destructive power. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 5:20 A.M. (CC)

Gang of Roses '03. Monica Calhoun. A woman rounds up her old gang members to take revenge on the ruthless outlaws who murdered her sister. (R) (2:00) BET: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

Get Rich or Die Tryin' '05. Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson. A drug dealer wants to leave his violent life behind and pursue his dream of becoming a rap artist. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 1 A.M., Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

Getting Played '05. Carmen Electra. Three friends play a game of seduction on a stranger, but the tables are turned when he finds out about the joke. (PG-13) (1:45) TBS: Tue. 12:10 A.M., 3:55 A.M. (CC)

Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai '99. Forest Whitaker. When his boss turns against him, a hit man who lives like a samurai must fend for his life. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

Girl, Positive '07. Andrea Bowen. An HIV-positive high-school student finds support from a teacher who is secretly living with the disease. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

The Glass House '01. Leelee Sobieski. The lives of two orphaned siblings are threatened by new guardians who stand to profit greatly from their deaths. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 8 P.M., Mon. 2 P.M., Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

The Glimmer Man '96. Steven Seagal. An LAPD detective links murders blamed on a serial killer to a tycoon eliminating business associates. (R) (1:55) TNT: Sun. 12:05 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

Go '99. Desmond Askew. A checkout girl covering for a co-worker faces danger from a drug dealer she double-crosses out of desperation. (R) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 10:15 P.M. (CC)

Goal! The Dream Begins '05. Kuno Becker. A Mexican cook from Los Angeles gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance to realize his dream of playing professional soccer when a talent scout arranges a tryout with Newcastle United. (PG) (2:00) STZ: Mon. 6:50 A.M. (CC)

God Is My Co-Pilot '45. Dennis Morgan. The spiritual faith of a World War II pilot is put to the test when he is shot down over enemy territory. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

Gold Diggers of 1937 '36. Dick Powell. Insurance men attending a convention team up with a group of chorus girls for music and merriment. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

The Golden Arrow '64. Tab Hunter. Genies help an Arabian bandit locate a magic arrow he needs to claim heirship to the sultan's kingdom. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 2 P.M.

The Golden Child '86. Eddie Murphy. A social worker follows karma and a sacred scroll to save a mystical child from evil in Tibet. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Fri. 5:05 A.M. (CC)

GoldenEye '95. Pierce Brosnan. A secret weapon's theft sends Agent 007 to Russia, where a pretty computer programmer helps him track an ex-cohort believed dead. (PG-13) (3:30) SPIKE: Mon. 9 P.M.

Good Burger '97. Kel Mitchell. Teen misfits at a modest burger joint face competition from a hamburger emporium across the street. (PG) (2:00) USA: Tue. noon (CC)

The Good Die Young '54. Laurence Harvey. An English aristocrat masterminds an armed robbery with an ex-GI, a boxer and a U.S. airman. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 7:15 A.M.

The Good Girl '02. Jennifer Aniston. A small-town Texas wife who wants more out of life becomes infatuated with a new co-worker who acts like Holden Caulfield of "The Catcher in the Rye." (R) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)

Goodbye Again '61. Ingrid Bergman. Stranded by her lover, a 40-ish interior decorator in Paris turns to a U.S. client's playboy son. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 4 P.M.

The Greatest Game Ever Played '05. Shia LaBeouf. An amateur golfer from a working-class family takes on the reigning champion at the 1913 U.S. Open. (PG) (2:10) STZ: Sun. 1:30 P.M., Mon. 4:20 A.M., Tue. 5:20 P.M. (CC)

Greedy '94. Michael J. Fox. Rival heirs send a nephew to save their claim to the scrap-metal fortune of an uncle who makes them nervous. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Tue. 8:50 A.M. (CC)

Grilled '06. Ray Romano. Two down-on-their-luck meat salesmen land in hot water when their "foolproof" scheme backfires. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)

The Guardian '06. Kevin Costner. A trainer in a Coast Guard program for rescue swimmers turns a cocky recruit into his protege and takes him on a mission to the Bering Strait. (PG-13) (2:30) STZ: Wed. 1:40 A.M., Thu. 12:45 P.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

Guardian of the Realm '04. Glen Levy. A man and a woman join forces to prevent a powerful demon from opening the doorway to hell. (NR) (1:50) TMC: Wed. 2:40 A.M. (CC)

Guarding Tess '94. Shirley MacLaine. An ambitious Secret Service agent meets his match in the defiant presidential widow he is assigned to protect. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 4 P.M., Mon. 11 A.M.

Guilt by Association '02. Mercedes Ruehl. A woman becomes trapped in a web of stringent and unfair sentencing laws. (2:00) LIFE: Tue. 9 P.M. (CC)

The Gun in Betty Lou's Handbag '92. Penelope Ann Miller. A mousy librarian's decision to spice up her life with a found murder weapon puts a sadistic killer on her trail. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Fri. 3:35 A.M. (CC)

Gung Ho! '43. Randolph Scott. A fictionalized account of the Marine unit that spearheaded the invasion of Japanese-held islands during World War II. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 7 A.M.

Guns for San Sebastian '68. Anthony Quinn. Peasants mistake an Army deserter for a priest when he arrives in an isolated village. (G) (2:15) AMC: Sat. 3:45 P.M. (CC)

The Guru '02. Heather Graham. A dance instructor from India falls for a wacky woman and a porn star while struggling to find work in America. (R) (2:00) USA: Fri. 4 A.M. (CC)

The Guys '02. Sigourney Weaver. A woman helps a New York fire captain write eulogies for firefighters killed on Sept. 11, 2001. (PG) (1:30) STZ: Wed. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

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Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later '98. Jamie Lee Curtis. In hiding for two decades, a traumatized woman learns her murderous brother has returned for her. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

Hangin' With the Homeboys '91. Doug E. Doug. Four bored South Bronx teens spend an eye-opening Friday evening cruising the streets and clubs of Manhattan. (R) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 3:10 A.M. (CC)

Happy Endings '05. Tom Arnold. An aspiring filmmaker, a masseur, a wealthy widower, a restaurateur, a lesbian couple and others deal with problems and relationships. (R) (2:15) SHO: Sun. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

Happy, Texas '99. Jeremy Northam. Townspeople mistake two escaped convicts for a gay couple staging a girls beauty pageant. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)

Hard to Kill '90. Steven Seagal. A policeman, who was pronounced dead but lived, eventually recovers with the help of a gorgeous nurse, and years later he seeks revenge. (R) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 6 P.M.

Harry and Tonto '74. Art Carney. A retired New Yorker travels across the United States with his cat. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets '02. Daniel Radcliffe. The young wizard and his best friends investigate a dark force that is terrorizing their school, Hogwarts. (PG) (4:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire '05. Daniel Radcliffe. Signs of Voldemort's return emerge as Harry's friends help him prepare for a tournament with Europe's best student wizards. (PG-13) (2:45) HBO: Tue. 12:45 P.M., Fri. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban '04. Daniel Radcliffe. The young wizard and his friends confront Sirius Black, a fugitive with ties to Harry's past. (PG) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 5 P.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

Hav Plenty '97. Chenoa Maxwell. A wealthy young woman invites a friend, an aspiring New York novelist, to her family's home for New Year's Eve. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)

He Got Game '98. Denzel Washington. A convict's freedom depends upon convincing his estranged son, a basketball star, to attend the governor's alma mater. (R) (2:20) ENC: Wed. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

Heart Condition '90. Bob Hoskins. A racist policeman receives the transplanted heart, and soul, of a black lawyer he doesn't like. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 4:30 A.M.

Heat '95. Al Pacino. A wily bank robber planning retirement leaves scant clues for a Los Angeles detective with family problems. (R) (3:00) STZ: Wed. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

Hell Below Zero '54. Alan Ladd. When an Antarctic whaling captain is murdered, his daughter takes control of his ship to trap the killer. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 6:15 P.M.

Her First Romance '51. Margaret O'Brien. A teenager follows her dreamboat to summer camp and goes out on a limb for him. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 11:15 A.M.

Herbie: Fully Loaded '05. Lindsay Lohan. The independent-minded Volkswagen helps the feisty daughter of a NASCAR champion find her way to the fast lane. (G) (1:45) ENC: Tue. 7:05 A.M., 6:15 P.M. (CC)

Hero '02. Jet Li. Flashbacks reveal how a warrior stopped the elusive assassins who tried to kill the emperor of China. (PG-13) (2:00) SPIKE: Sun. 7 P.M.

Hero '92. Dustin Hoffman. An anonymous loser sees another man get credit for his rescue of a TV newswoman and others from a plane crash. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 8:15 A.M.

The High and the Mighty '54. John Wayne. The co-pilot keeps his cool on a plane running out of fuel en route to San Francisco. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

High Anxiety '77. Mel Brooks. In a spoof of Hitchcock movies, a psychiatrist with vertigo takes over the Institute for the Very Very Nervous. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 6:45 A.M.

High Tension '03. C??cile de France. A college student tries to save a kidnapped friend from a brutal killer. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 11:35 P.M. (CC)

Highlander: The Final Dimension '94. Christopher Lambert. An evil immortal swordsman catches up to his sorcerer foe at a deserted New Jersey refinery. (R) (2:00) TNT: Fri. 4 A.M. (CC)

The Hills Have Eyes Part II '85. Michael Berryman. Motocross racers run into Pluto and his cannibal clan in the desert. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 1:40 A.M.

The Hired Hand '71. Peter Fonda. A drifting cowboy brings along a friend when he returns to his wife and ranch after seven years. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

The Hitcher '86. Rutger Hauer. A teenage motorist cannot get away from a twisted man he picked up and ditched in Texas. (R) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 5:35 P.M.

Hockey Mom '04. Jessalyn Gilsig. A single mother assembles a team of women to play hockey against a squad of chauvinistic men. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Thu. noon (CC)

Hollywood Flies '04. Brad Renfro. While on a road trip, a man and his sister pick up two hitchhikers on the run for murder and armed robbery. (R) (1:35) SHO: Mon. 5 P.M. (CC)

Hollywood Shuffle '87. Robert Townsend. A struggling black actor must decide whether success is worth compromising his integrity for a stereotypical role. (R) (1:25) ENC: Sat. 4:45 A.M. (CC)

Home Front '06. Filmmaker Richard Hankin documents the life of Jeremy Feldbusch, a war veteran who lost his vision while serving in Iraq. (NR) (1:40) SHO: Thu. 12:50 P.M. (CC)

Honey '03. Jessica Alba. A dancer/choreographer organizes a benefit to raise money for a new studio for inner-city youth. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids '89. Rick Moranis. An inventor's ray gun zaps his son, his daughter and a neighbor's boys down to pea-size in his jungle of a lawn. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 6:15 A.M.

Horror of Dracula '58. Peter Cushing. Count Dracula leaves Transylvania for the blood-rich shores of England in this adaptation of the Bram Stoker novel. (NR) (1:25) MAX: Mon. 5:05 A.M. (CC)

The Horse Whisperer '98. Robert Redford. A New Yorker takes her daughter and the girl's horse, both traumatized in an accident, to a Montana healer. (PG-13) (2:55) ENC: Sun. 8:20 A.M. (CC)

The Hospital '71. George C. Scott. The suicidal chief surgeon of a New York hospital beds the daughter of a mad patient. (PG-13) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M.

The Hot Chick '02. Rob Schneider. An ancient curse causes a mean-spirited teenage girl and an incompetent male thief to switch bodies. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 6 P.M.

Hot House '06. Filmmaker Shimon Dotan interviews Palestinian inmates in Israeli prisons. (NR) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 11:15 A.M. (CC)

Hotel '01. Rhys Ifans. Tourists, a reporter and an assassin cause problems for a filmmaker and his crew in Venice, Italy. (NR) (1:55) TMC: Thu. 3:05 A.M. (CC)

The Hound of the Baskervilles '59. Peter Cushing. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson protect Sir Henry from a killer-dog family curse. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 6:15 P.M.

House of D '04. Anton Yelchin. His son's 13th birthday prompts an artist to revisit his own adolescence in New York's Greenwich Village. (PG-13) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 2 P.M. (CC)

Houseguest '95. Sinbad. An impostor fools a lawyer and his family as an old friend trained in oral surgery. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 10 A.M., 12:10 A.M. (CC)

How High '01. Method Man. Two stoners get into Harvard University after magic marijuana enables them to ace their tests. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)

How I Married My High School Crush '07. Katee Sackhoff. A teen's wish magically transports her and the hunk she loves to their wedding day 17 years later. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M.

How to Eat Fried Worms '06. Thomas Cavanagh. Bravado lands an 11-year-old boy in a predicament at a new school when he accepts the challenge of a bully to eat 10 worms in a single day. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)

Howard the Duck '86. Lea Thompson. George Lucas' tale of an extraterrestrial duck who is mistakenly brought to Cleveland by an experimental laser beam. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Sun. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

Howl's Moving Castle '04. Voices of Jean Simmons. Animated. After a witch transforms her into a crone, a hat maker seeks shelter at the ambulatory home of an unusual wizard. (PG) (2:05) STZ: Thu. 9:10 A.M. (CC)

The Hunt for Red October '90. Sean Connery. Moscow, Washington and a CIA analyst track a renegade Soviet captain and his new submarine. (PG) (2:30) A&E: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)

Hustle & Flow '05. Terrence Howard. A pimp in Memphis, Tenn., sees rap music as the way to escape his dead-end existence and achieve something meaningful. (R) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 9 P.M., Sat. midnight (CC)

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I Know Where I'm Going '45. Wendy Hiller. A young woman falls in love with a naval officer en route to the home of the elderly industrialist she's to marry. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 12:30 P.M.

Ice Age: The Meltdown '06. Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Manny, Sid and Diego reunite to warn their friends about the danger to their homes posed by swiftly melting ice. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

I'll Do Anything '94. Nick Nolte. An actor tries to find work, date two women and please his bratty 6-year-old daughter. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Fri. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

In & Out '97. Kevin Kline. An actor's comment stirs media speculation about his prim Midwestern teacher's sexuality. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Fri. 2 A.M., Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)

In Hell '03. Jean-Claude Van Damme. A man kills his wife's murderer and is sent to a prison where the warden sets up brutal battles between inmates. (R) (2:00) USA: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)

In the Mix '05. Usher Raymond. A disc jockey must dodge gunfire instead of groupies when he becomes the bodyguard for a mobster's beautiful daughter. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)

An Inconvenient Truth '06. Former presidential candidate Al Gore campaigns to raise awareness of the dangers of global warming and calls for immediate action to curb the problem. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 3:15 P.M., Fri. 6:15 A.M., 5:15 P.M. (CC)

The Incredible Mr. Limpet '64. Voices of Don Knotts. Animated. A Brooklyn bookkeeper falls off a pier, turns into a fish and helps the Navy track U-boats. (G) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 7 A.M. (CC)

Insecticidal '05. Meghan Heffern. Giant, mutated bugs terrorize scantily clad sorority sisters after a science project goes awry. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 3 A.M.

The Interns '62. Michael Callan. Young doctors mix romance with work in their first year at a big-city hospital. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 10 P.M.

Into the Blue '05. Paul Walker. Four divers cross paths with drug smugglers whose cargo plane has crashed near the site of underwater treasure. (PG-13) (1:55) TMC: Sat. 7:25 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

Invincible '06. Mark Wahlberg. At 30 years old, high-school teacher Vince Papale sees his wildest dreams come true when he becomes a member of the Philadelphia Eagles football team. (PG) (1:55) STZ: Sun. 3:15 A.M., Mon. 2:15 P.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

Iron Monkey '93. Rongguang Yu. A masked avenger targets a corrupt Chinese politician as he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. (PG-13) (2:00) SPIKE: Sun. 3 P.M.

The Island '05. Ewan McGregor. In 2019 a mercenary pursues two clones who escaped from a research facility after learning their true fate. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Fri. 9 A.M. (CC)

Island in the Sky '53. John Wayne. Rescuers scour uncharted Arctic expanses for a missing plane, while its downed crew struggles to survive. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 10:30 P.M. (CC)

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Jack Frost '98. Michael Keaton. A man who died on Christmas Eve returns to his wife and son one year later in the form of a snowman. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

Jarhead '05. Jake Gyllenhaal. A Marine and his comrades form brotherly bonds while patrolling the Iraqi desert during the Gulf War. (R) (2:10) MAX: Tue. 6:05 P.M. (CC)

Jaws '75. Roy Scheider. A New England police chief, a shark hunter and a scientist have a showdown with a huge white shark. (PG) (2:30) TCM: Mon. 9:30 P.M. (CC)

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back '01. Ben Affleck. Two slackers venture to Hollywood to sabotage the production of a new movie based on their alter egos. (R) (2:00) FX: Sat. 1 P.M.

Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter '66. John Lupton. Dr. Frankenstein's descendant tranforms Jesse's partner into a mindless brute. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 3:30 A.M.

The Jewel of the Nile '85. Michael Douglas. Mercenary Jack rescues writer Joan in the Middle East, six months after "Romancing the Stone." (PG) (2:30) WE: Sun. 3:30 P.M.

Jiminy Glick in Lalawood '04. Martin Short. A celebrity interviewer and his wife become tangled in a murder mystery involving a boozy actress, her family and her publicist. (R) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 5 P.M. (CC)

Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board '07. Brandon Baker. A snowboarder from Vermont goes to Hawaii for the wedding of his grandfather, a legendary surfer. (NR) (2:00) DIS: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 1 P.M.

Joy Ride '01. Steve Zahn. A trucker terrorizes a collegian, his brother and a young woman after being the victim of a practical joke. (R) (2:00) FX: Sun. 9 A.M.

Judge Dredd '95. Sylvester Stallone. An archcriminal escapes in 22nd-century New York and seeks revenge on the lawman who sent him to prison. (R) (1:45) STZ: Thu. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

Just Like Heaven '05. Reese Witherspoon. A San Francisco widower falls in love with a ghostly doctor while subletting her apartment. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 5 P.M., Fri. 3 P.M. (CC)

Just Married '03. Ashton Kutcher. Two newlyweds deal with meddling friends, disapproving families and bad luck while honeymooning in Europe. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 8 P.M., midnight.

Just My Luck '06. Lindsay Lohan. A young woman, who has always led a charmed life, suffers a reversal of fortune after kissing a stranger at a costume party. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 4 P.M. (CC)

Just Visiting '01. Jean Reno. Drinking a defective potion takes a French nobleman and his servant from the Middle Ages to 20th-century Chicago. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Wed. 9 A.M., 6 P.M. (CC)

Juwanna Mann '02. Miguel A. Nunez Jr. Banned from the NBA, a basketball player dresses in drag in order to play in a woman's league. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

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K-9 '89. James Belushi. A police detective with a girlfriend gets stuck with a new partner, a German shepherd dog. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 1 P.M., 10:05 P.M. (CC)

Kangaroo Jack: G'Day U.S.A.! '04. Animated. A kangaroo's pals wind up in Las Vegas during a mission to save him from poachers. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Mon. 11 A.M.

Kicking & Screaming '05. Will Ferrell. A vitamin salesman and his overly competitive father go head-to-head as coaches of children's rival soccer teams. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 5:15 P.M. (CC)

Kim Possible: So the Drama '05. Voices of Christy Carlson Romano. Animated. Ron realizes he has feelings for Kim, while Drakken hatches a scheme to take over the world. (1:30) DIS: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

The King '05. Gael Garc??a Bernal. Following discharge from the Navy, a young man named Elvis travels to Texas and tells a preacher that he is the man's illegitimate son. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 8:15 P.M.

King Kong '05. Naomi Watts. Members of a film crew encounter prehistoric beasts and a gigantic ape on mysterious Skull Island. (PG-13) (3:15) HBO: Sun. 4:45 P.M., Thu. 1:45 P.M., Sat. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

King of the Corner '04. Peter Riegert. Dissatisfaction at home and at his work helps propel a product-tester into a midlife crisis. (R) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 2 P.M., Fri. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

King of the Lost World '05. Bruce Boxleitner. Survivors of a plane crash in the Amazon encounter giant scorpions, dragons and a gorilla. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

Kingpin '96. Woody Harrelson. A one-handed salesman, an Amish farm boy and a pretty con artist pull bowling scams to get to a $1 million tournament in Reno. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Sat. 6:05 P.M. (CC)

King's Ransom '05. Anthony Anderson. An obnoxious businessman arranges his own kidnapping to foil his wife's impending divorce settlement. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. noon (CC)

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