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Undoubtedly, many of you play a hilarious game of golf.

Here's a chance to capitalize on those skills.

Send your hilarious caption for Stacy Innerst's drawing to Page2@post-gazette.com or Portfolio, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh, PA 15222.

Mark your submission "Caption Contest." Include your address and neighborhood or municipality. Deadline is midnight Sunday, March 4. Results will be revealed in two weeks. Winners get a highly coveted Post-Gazette umbrella.

-- Peter Leo
Portfolio editor

Caption Contest 47 produced an exceptionally strong crop of entries in the opinion of our judges. Congrats to our winners and all participants.

WINNERS

1. "I'm not a racist, Joan. I'm just saying he can't play the piccolo."
Virginia Appel, Robinson

2. "Yea, he's got quite a resume. Number one in his class at Harvard and he won the Preakness."
Len Spagnolo, Bethel Park

3. (Tie.) "Listen, Ethel. If you don't mind, I'd prefer to just stick with the Viagra."
Gary Michael McConnell, North Huntingdon

3. (Tie.)"I hate morning people."
Jeff Gruber, Pine

HONORABLE MENTION
"Actually, he's a token in quite a few EEOC categories."
Mary Lou Pacella, Green Tree

"Looks like Henderson got lucky last night."
Vincent Sanzotti, Center Township

"Avoid him at happy hour tonight."
Peggy Galway, Brighton Heights

"Remember when we just used to get motivational speakers?"
Michael J. Baker, Belle Vernon

"It's best to just ignore the boss when he gets into one of these moods."
Don McAfee, Franklin

"If you're not seeing what I'm seeing, then I'm cutting back on this 'Stygian Dark Roast.'"
Jim Dieringer, DuBois

"I'll admit his methods are unorthodox, but I really look forward to coming to work now."
Charlie Devlin, Whitehall

"I see they hired my old divorce lawyer as in-house counsel."
Millard Wiktorowicz, Harrison Township