OK, the weather outside is frightful. But it's nothing compared to what the rich and famous have been putting down recently.

We may have to call Nanny 911 on a couple of people if they don't behave.

Of course, where we come from there was no such thing, because we all knew what time it was. If our momma told us to shut up, sit down, wash the dishes, go to bed, what have you, we'd best get to doing it.

And we pitied the foolish child who didn't.

Three-year-olds didn't run our momma and daddy's house.

Parents, please do your job. Love, teach and discipline your children. That way, you'll have more time to read this edition of the GBB.

Since we're talking about bratty behavior, we'll let you know that it got McNasty on the set of "Grey's Anatomy" Monday.

Oh, yeah, baby. Folks were shoving and name-calling, according to the New York Daily News' Rush & Malloy.

Well, we should say Isaiah Washington was pushing and name-calling.

Seems he and Patrick "Dr. McDreamy" Dempsey and some other folks were waiting to film a scene when Isaiah started getting impatient.

He supposedly said something nasty to fellow cast member T.R. Knight. Then Patrick said something to Isaiah. Then Isaiah grabbed the TV doc by the throat and shoved him back.

Isaiah also had a choice name for T.R. Rhymes with rich. Then he stormed off to his trailer.

Everybody just stood there with their mouths open.

Eventually, Isaiah came back and finished shooting.

Patrick's reps had this to say about the situation: "There was an argument on set. In any close-knit family, sometimes people argue. But everybody made up and went back to work."

Word is Isaiah is jealous that Patrick's becoming the star of the show.

Brother man, you are truly acting like you have no home training. CHILL!

While we're on the subject of children, Madonna, who swore up and down she wasn't in Malawi to adopt a little African baby, has reportedly ... adopted a little African baby.

Of course, that didn't come from her Majesty. That's what the baby's father told the Associated Press.

Yahame Banda said his year-old son was taken from the Home of Hope Orphan Care Center to the Malawi capital city of Lilongwe, where Madonna and her people were ensconced in their swanky hotel.

The 32-year-old farm worker said his wife, Marita, died about a month after giving birth. Yahame said he knows his son will be very well looked after and that he was told Madonna plans to make frequent trips to Malawi so his son can know his roots.

Madonna has two children, a 3-year-old son, Rocco, with hubby Guy Ritchie, and Lourdes, 9.

Mel Gibson said his anti-Semitic statements he made during his DUI arrest in July are the "stupid ramblings of a drunkard."

Boy, alcohol sure gets around.

When it's not making people say horrible things about Jewish people, it's making them send sickening e-mails to congressional pages.

Anyway, "stupid ramblings" is just one of the quotes that's dribbled out from his exclusive interview with Diane Sawyer, which airs tomorrow and Friday on "Good Morning America."

Anybody who's ever watched TV therapist Dr. Phil knows about the Dr. Phil House.

On the show, it seems like an interesting way, to say the least, to help folks overcome their issues. But those living near the Dr. Phil house in L.A. didn't see it that way.

They got city officials to shut the place down because they couldn't take the production noise and the raucous dysfunctional occupants.

The neighbors, 76 of them, signed a petition and gave it to city officials.

Dr. Phil's people said they tried to be respectful neighbors.

If you're gonna end up with an ex-husband, it really pays to have a rich one.

Ellen Barkin, who got kicked to the curb by billionaire hubby Ron Perelman after six years of marriage, just auctioned off all the jewelry he gave her. Ellen, who's in Las Vegas filming "Ocean's 13," ended up with a whopping $20 million from the sale.

Seems Ron was very generous with the baubles. Among the other auctioned items was a 22.76-carat diamond ring, which went for $1.8 million.

DANG!

George Clooney, a k a the modern-day Cary Grant, wants to laugh and love. At least on film.

The suave one was in Salisbury, N.C., this week checking out the place for an upcoming romantic comedy.

You know, George won an Oscar earlier this year for his very serious CIA operative role in "Syriana." He's also got "The Good German" coming out in December. Now, he's looking at "Leatherheads," a romantic comedy with a 1920 football backdrop.

George is thinking about starring and directing.

Jay-Z may have 99 problems, but apparently performing in China won't be one.

The country's Cultural Ministry has nixed the rapper's concert in Shanghai scheduled for next month, reports the Associated Press. Seems the ministry didn't like some of the vulgar rhymes that the Jigga Man spits.

While we're on the subject of rappers, Philly-born Cassidy is in critical condition in a New Jersey city hospital after being involved in a car accident last weekend.

The 24-year-old rapper was riding in an SUV on route to NYC for a recording session when the vehicle was struck by another car.

Since we started off on the bad things involving the cast of "Grey's Anatomy," we'll end on a positive note.

Chandra Wilson, a k a Dr. Bailey on the show, has helped design some free online e-cards to benefit three charities. It's all to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Bounty paper towels.

The charities being supported are the American Cancer Society, the Make-A-Wish Foundation and the National Breast Cancer Foundation.

Anyway, between now and December, you can log on to www.quickerpickerupper.com and send cards out to friends, family, whomever.

Each card sent translates into a vote for the charity associated with it. Bounty will donate money to the charities based on the percentage of e-cards sent in support of each charity.