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"Love means never having to say you're sorry." Remember that line from the film "Love Story"? It didn't make sense to us, either, back when Ali McGraw said it.
And it certainly doesn't make sense to philandering architect Peter Cook, who's apologizing profusely to his supermodel wife Christie Brinkley via his attorney and New York Post columnist Cindy Adams.
Peter's lawyer Norman Sheresky asked Cindy to relay Peter's heartfelt mea culpas.
Apparently, Peter told Norman and Norman told Cindy and Cindy wrote it all down.
"I'm sorry, I'm contrite. I'm stupid. Foolish. No excuse." That's what Cindy said Peter said.
Cindy goes on to report that Peter said he didn't take advantage of anyone, and that the relationship he had with 19-year-old Diana Bianchi was consensual.
Peter doesn't want a divorce. He's hoping he and his humiliated wife can work things out. His lawyer says he's just sitting and crying.
Yeah, like his wife hasn't been doing the same thing. But at least she has the good sense not to tell everybody.
You know, this is just one episode of the GBB's celebrity soap "The Middle Aged and the Restless." Stay tuned.
Speaking of family animosity, the family of E. Pierce Marshall, which fought tooth and nail to keep Anna Nicole Smith from getting her hands on his daddy's millions, said they plan to continue his fight.
Wow, we are really surprised by that!
E. Pierce's daddy was J. Howard Marshall II, who married Anna, a former Playboy playmate, in 1994. She was 26 and he was like 105 or something. Just kidding. He was 89. Mr. Marshall died a year later and ever since then, Anna has been battling E. Pierce in the courts over her late husband's money.
Girl, doesn't look like you're gonna get that money anytime soon. You better sign up for some more TrimSpa commercials.
Since we're talking about models, let's just stay here and talk about "America's Next Top Model." Writers for Tyra Banks' hit show have gone on strike.
They said they want a Writers Guild of America contract and the new network CW won't give them one. The network said it expects to clear everything up, and the show is still expected to start Sept. 20.
Maybe they should bring back "the world's first supermodel," Janice Dickinson, 'cause we're sure nobody writes the stuff that comes out of her mouth.
Comedian/actress Mo'Nique was booted off a United Airlines flight for New York after a brouhaha with a flight attendant, reports N.Y. Daily News' Daily Dish.
What happened was Mo'Nique was on the plane in first class and her hair stylist, who was in coach, stored a hair dyer in the first-class bin.
Well, you would have thought it was an act of terrorism because according to Miss Mo, the flight attendant questioned his actions and then refused to believe the hair dryer belonged to Mo'Nique.
Things just got worse from there. Mo'Nique was taken back to Chicago's O'Hare, and the police were called.
Long story short, she and her people were booked on another flight, and United issued its regrets over the situation.
But Mo'Nique, who taped guest-host stints on "The View," said she will not be flying United ever again.
The flight attendants probably were a lot nicer on "Soul Plane." We're just guessing, 'cause we never saw the movie.
New York Post is reporting that actor Daniel Day-Lewis, who's shooting a film in Marfa, Texas, is looking a little manorexic.
That's the new word for men who are anorexic.
Anyway, folks down there say Danny-boy is fond of jogging in the 100-degree heat in a sweatsuit. They're just sure he's gonna pass out one day.
You want our advice, Daniel? Stay out of the sun and eat something. It certainly works for us.
On the baby update, former "X-Files" star Gillian Anderson is expecting her second baby. She separated from her second husband in April and now is going to have a child with current love Mark Griffiths, who used to be former Spice Girl Gerri Halliwell's man. She already has an 11-year-old daughter from her first marriage.
Whew. We're dizzy after all that. Somebody bring us some water, please!
Apparently, Carmen Electra is not sitting at home pining away over estranged hubby Dave Navarro.
It was just last week that the couple announced they were separating. Now, according to the N.Y. Post, Ms. Electra was hanging out with Mr. Loverman Jamie Foxx at Element, one of those trendy nightclubs where Hollywood folks love to party.
Lordy, doesn't anyone take any "me" time anymore?
Marriage should not be like that assorted box of chocolates where you keep biting into pieces until you find the one with the right center.
Oh, don't act like we're the only ones that do that!
