The first installment sizing up each of the teams in the major leagues:
| Rank, team | The skinny |
| 1. Toronto Blue Jays (18) | We’ll see if money talks. |
| 2. St. Louis Cardinals (1) | Reloaded for run in new stadium. |
| 3. Chicago White Sox (2) | Can the wizardry of Oz work again? |
| 4. Oakland Athletics (8) | A good start, for once, wouldn’t hurt. |
| 5. New York Yankees (3) | Damon leads productive offense. |
| 6. Boston Red Sox (4) | Turbulent offseason finally over. |
| 7. New York Mets (13) | Primed to end Atlanta’s run. |
| 8. Cleveland Indians (5) | Another team that needs a good April. |
| 9. Angels (6) | Rest of name is too long for this space. |
| 10. Atlanta Braves (7) | Fourteen — and no longer counting. |
| 11. Milwaukee Brewers (14) | Can Prince make them kings? |
| 12. Philadelphia Phillies (11) | Rollins’ streak is early season intrigue. |
| 13. Chicago Cubs (19) | Is this Dusty’s final chance? |
| 14. San Francisco Giants (21) | Barry’s situation a huge distraction. |
| 15. Houston Astros (9) | No charge without Rocket. |
| 16. Arizona Diamondbacks (20) | Could challenge for NL West title. |
| 17. San Diego Padres (10) | WBC final highlight of Petco’s year. |
| 18. Minnesota Twins (16) | Slipping quickly toward mediocrity. |
| 19. Detroit Tigers (23) | Pirates alumni open Michigan office. |
| 20. Pirates (29) | Will We? |
| 21. Texas Rangers (17) | Again, it’s about the rotation. |
| 22. Los Angeles Dodgers (25) | Could be a Little better. |
| 23. Seattle Mariners (26) | Ichiro getting itchy to win. |
| 24. Washington Nationals (12) | Would Sammy really have helped? |
| 25. Tampa Bay Devil Rays (27) | New ownership, new optimism. Hur-Ray! |
| 26. Cincinnati Reds (22) | Arroyo ain’t enough. |
| 27. Baltimore Orioles (24) | Leo’s rockin’, but wins aren’t knockin’. |
| 28. Kansas City Royals (30) | Veteran presence will help some. |
| 29. Colorado Rockies (28) | They try and try and try. |
| 30. Florida Marlins (15) | Girardi got stuck in Fishkill South. |
| Number in Parentheses is raking at the end of the 2005 season. | |