The children's No. 1 demand: No museums. I conceded as a good-faith gesture.
Consensus followed on two places -- Parrot Jungle in Miami and a wildlife tour in the Everglades.
Then, an impasse. The kids wanted Miami glam; I couldn't care less about designer stores and celebrities, but I dreamed of sitting on the sand and gazing at the turquoise sea.
So we compromised. We'd go shopping in South Beach and take a cruise of Miami's "Millionaires Row" -- waterfront real estate owned by the rich and famous. But then we'd have to check out the beach. Nobody was going home without sand between their toes.
A deal was struck. It was chilly and raw when we left New York, sunny and 80 when we got to Florida. We shed our coats, put on sunscreen, and became tourists.
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| Wilfredo Lee, Associated Press Serena Moss, left, primate supervisor at Parrot Jungle Island, and staff member Stephenie Saybolt play with twin orangutans. Click photo for larger image. |
We loved the shows Parrot Jungle is known for. Pythons and other exotic snakes starred in the reptile show, and the yellow-naped Amazon parrot who sang "Why Do Fools Fall in Love?" -- with feeling! -- was my favorite part of the bird show.
Parrot Jungle began as a 1936 roadside attraction but reopened in a new home on Watson Island in Biscayne Bay in 2003. With 500,000 visitors a year, it's managed to survive the Disney era "by being different -- and being real," as spokesman Jeff Abbaticchio put it.
I saw what he meant by "real" when a stubborn cassowary -- a 6-foot-tall Australian bird -- refused to take the stage.
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| Danny Harpaz, Associated Press Pinky, a Moluccan cockatoo, rides a bicycle during a show at Parrot Jungle in Miami. Click photo for larger image. |
Turned out the cassowary's unpredictable behavior proved just as memorable to my boys as Pinky, the cockatoo who pedaled a tiny bicycle on cue.
We lunched at Little Havana's Versailles restaurant, a huge, friendly place where Cuban food draws everyone from business executives to families. I had a sampler plate that included pulled pork, rice and beans, and then we headed down Eighth Street, the main drag, to nearby Domino Park, a square where retirees gather each day to play dominos. Close your eyes, and all you hear is the clatter of tiles on tables.
Next, Bayside Marketplace, to catch our Island Queen cruise along Millionaires Row. You don't actually see the stars, of course, but for ardent fans, it's enough to hear the guide say, as you pass Star Island, that the mansion on the right with the boat out front belongs to Gloria Estefan.
Then we headed to Collins Avenue and the Lincoln Road Pedestrian Mall in South Beach. My 12-year-old was determined to buy trendy sunglasses, but $100 specs from designer stores weren't in his budget. Fortunately, there were several discount shops for every Ralph Lauren or Kenneth Cole boutique; a $10 pair proved easy to find.
I'd been warned we might encounter what's euphemistically called European-style bathing -- in other words, topless! -- at the beach, so we stayed in the family-oriented area, 10th Street and below, where we saw less bare flesh than in the average TV commercial. I dipped my toes in the water and we ended our whirlwind day with incontrovertible proof of a beach visit -- sandy shoes.
We spent the night with relatives in Del Ray Beach, then I sounded reveille at 6:30 a.m. for our 130-mile drive to Everglades City, much of it along I-75, a highway known locally as "Alligator Alley."
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| Island Queen Cruises via AP An Island Queen cruise boat takes visitors on a tour of the Miami waterfront. Click photo for larger image. |
For us, the tour was perfect. The small boat had a canopy for shade but no upper deck or windows to obscure the view. Atlantic bottlenosed dolphins frolicked nearby, splashing and waving their fins. Great blue herons, black cormorants, white ibises and pelicans were easy to spot along the shore, green and lush with mangrove trees. We saw ospreys tending their nests, including one feeding its babies and another with a catfish flopping in its talons. The children were awestruck.
We lunched at the Oyster House across from the park entrance. I had the local specialty, stone crabs, in a zesty chowder, along with a delicious plate of farm-raised 'gator -- breaded, fried and served with mustard dip. (Tastes like chicken, I swear!)
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| J. Pat Carter, Associated Press An alligator suns in the Florida Everglades west of Miami. Click photo for larger image. |
We had one creature left on our Florida wildlife checklist -- the elusive manatee. We found some swimming in a roadside canal. Our tour boat captain had directed us to the spot, 1.8 miles from Everglades City along Route 41, unmarked except for other gawkers parked along the shoulder.
Last stop: Smallwood Store, on Chokoloskee Island, which opened in 1906 and is on the National Register of Historic Places. Part store, part museum, it's filled with pioneer and Indian artifacts. Peter Matthiessen's novel, "Killing Mr. Watson," was based on a murder that took place here in 1910. I bought a copy while I was there, along with alligator oven mitts, alligator T-shirts and an alligator key chain. What's a trip without souvenirs?
The sun was setting over the Gulf of Mexico. We hadn't worn socks or long sleeves in two days. Time to head back across Alligator Alley, put our coats on, and go home.



If You Go
PARROT JUNGLE: 1111 Parrot Jungle Trail, Watson Island; www.parrotjungle.com or (305) 2-JUNGLE. Open 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. Adults, $24.95; children 3 to 10, $19.95.
VERSAILLES RESTAURANT: 3501 SW Eighth St., Miami; (305) 441-2500. Sampler plate, $10.95.
DOMINO PARK: Located at SW Eighth Street and SW 15th Avenue.
MILLIONAIRES ROW CRUISE: Island Queen Sightseeing Cruises, www.islandqueencruises.com or (305) 379-5119. Boats depart from Bayside Marketplace throughout the day, 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday through Thursday; 11 a.m. to 7:30 p.m., Friday through Sunday. Adults, $16; children 4 to 12, $7.
SOUTH BEACH SHOPPING: Collins Avenue between Fifth and 10th streets, and Lincoln Road Pedestrian Mall.
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| Wilfredo Lee, Associated Press A great blue heron spears its dinner while hunting in Everglades National Park. Click photo for larger image. |
OYSTER HOUSE: 901 Copeland Ave., Everglades City; www.oysterhouserestaurant.com or (239) 695-2073. Gator basket, $11.95.
H.P. WILLIAMS PARK: Good spot to view wild alligators. Located on U.S. 41 in Big Cypress National Preserve, 6 1/2 miles from Everglades City; www.nps.gov/bicy.
SMALLWOOD STORE: Chokoloskee; www.florida-everglades.com/chokol/smallw.htm or (239) 695-2989. Open daily 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Dec. 1 to May 1, and 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Friday through Tuesday, May 2 to Nov. 30. Admission, $2.50.
FOR MORE INFORMATION: Miami, www.miamibeachchamber.com or (305) 672-1270; Gulf Coast-area Everglades, www.paradisecoast.com or (800) 2-ESCAPE.