If Heinz is the slow ketchup, what does that make W? Well, Republican for starters. W Ketchup is the brainchild of a bunch of conservatives who hope to turn this election into a food fight. In one corner is venerable old Heinz Ketchup, which they argue indirectly supports John Kerry via his wife's ownership stake in the company. Since no American can survive without ketchup (often considered a vegetable in dietary surveys and some school systems!) there clearly had to be a battle plan. Enter W Ketchup, with the W for George Washington. His picture graces the label, and a portion of the proceeds benefits the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund for children of soldiers killed in action. If you want to slather your Freedom Fries in W Ketchup, you'll have to put your money where your mouth is. It's available in 24-ounce bottles online for $3 (with a minimum purchase of four bottles) through www.wketchup.com.