Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.
CapCon 240 was a day at the beach (click on second image above) for a trifecta of first-time contest winners (including a champion all the way from Chicago) which the judges always love to see. Newcomers and past champions alike should now feel free to pour themselves a glass of their finest -- or worst -- wine and try their cleverness with CapCon 241.
Send up to three entries to email@example.com or mail to: Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222. Please include name and address and identify your municipality or Pittsburgh city neighborhood. Deadline: July 28. Winners receive a PG umbrella, which you can use for sun protection when lying out at the beach -- if you're very, very small.
Winners of CapCon 240
Partial eclipse of the son.
Kurt Gubitz, Chicago
“Is this your half-baked husband?”
Harry Burns, Butler
Now Timmy understood why others kept telling him he needed to get out from under his mother’s shadow.
Sharon Taylor, McCandless