Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.
CapCon 231's Pinocchio-themed poker game (click on second image to view) resulted in nearly 100 people gambling that they had the best caption for it. The judges sorted through a lot of references to noses, bluffs, tells and lies to find the one that scooped our pot. CapCon 232 brings a chance to deliver your own best caption twist of a different sort.
Send up to three entries to firstname.lastname@example.org or mail to: Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222. Please include name and address and identify your municipality or Pittsburgh city neighborhood. Deadline: March 24. Winners receive a PG umbrella, in time for the spring we never thought would come.
Winners of CapCon 231
Ten hours into the game, the players got upset when they all realized they had the same tell.
Pat Stay, Vestaburg
They were bluffing — it was as plain as the noses on their faces.
Ed Wintermantel, Mount Washington
Woody was convinced it was his eyes that had been giving him away.
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