Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.
CapCon 236's fine feathered friends (click on second image above) looking to slip something new on the feet tickled both the caption-writers and the judges, and the results brought the contest a first-time champion, which is always welcome. Everyone's encouraged to use some of their extra time courtesy of the holiday weekend to try winning CapCon 237, so long as you're not too busy at a ballgame or mowing the lawn.
Send up to three entries to email@example.com or mail to: Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222. Please include name and address and identify your municipality or Pittsburgh city neighborhood. Deadline: June 2. Winners receive a PG umbrella, which you might find to be a perfect June wedding gift for the same-sex couple that already has everything.
Winners of CapCon 236
“What I really had in mind was a pair of wing-tips.”
Hank Murawski, Baldwin Borough
“She’s still going to be pigeon-toed no matter how many she tries on,” the salesman thought.
Guy Rusiski, North Side
“You’ll look like a duck, walk like a duck, but you won’t be a duck.”
Jim Sciulli, Forest Hills