Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.
CapCon 214's hairy bull's-eye (click on second image above to see cartoon) was unusual in drawing three winners whose clever captions carried no quote. A lot of the 180 candidates went in the Target department store direction, and a returning champion from Jeannette put it best among them in the eyes of judges. CapCon 215 should draw just as much interest, whether you're a bus rider or not.
Send up to three entries to email@example.com or mail to: Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222. Please include name and address and identify your municipality or Pittsburgh city neighborhood. Deadline: July 29. Winners receive a PG umbrella, useful as cover to avoid National Security Agency camera detection.
Winners of CapCon 214
Never get the $5 haircut at Target.
Frank Capezzuto, Jeannette
Today, NSA denied the existence of the drone tracking program "Project Barber."
James E. Neely Jr.,Butler Township
Why it's important to always tip your barber.
Ralph Goldstein, Manhattan Beach, Calif.intelligencer
First Published July 21, 2013 4:00 AM