Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.
CapCon 206 brought many amusing candidates from lovers of dogs and critics of husbands, and the judges seemed to prefer the latter. Using the illustration for CapCon 207 now, we ask only that you draw upon your imagination for captions clever enough to be worth preserving for generations and civilizations to come.
Send up to three entries to firstname.lastname@example.org or mail to: Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222. Please include name and address and identify your municipality or Pittsburgh city neighborhood. Deadline: April 8. Winners receive a PG umbrella, which we hope to pay for out of a city police credit union account when no one's looking.
Winners of CapCon 206
Mabel is beginning to regret putting cable in the dog's house.
Leo Impavido, Forest Hills
"No, no, Sparky, I said we were going to get you tutored, not neutered."
Robert Laughner, Peters
It took until the third round of March Madness before she found out her husband had a TV in the dog house.