Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.
CapCon 203 (click on second image to see the cartoon) ended a brief female reign over the contest rather emphatically. After we made a big fuss about three women winning the prior competition, the mixed-gender judging panel for the dining-out captions chose entries that all belonged to males. All genders and gender combinations are encouraged now to try a caption for CapCon 204's pharmaceutical exchange -- best of all, you don't have to worry about us doing any drug testing if you win.
Send up to three entries to email@example.com or mail to: Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222. Please include name and address and identify your municipality or Pittsburgh city neighborhood. Deadline: Feb. 25. Winners receive a PG umbrella, unless it's Pope Benedict XVI, to whom we would send two as a retirement bonus.
Winners of CapCon 203
"That reminds me: Did you feed the cat?"
Dave Hatfield, Marshall
The promo for the Groupon sounded a lot better than reality.
Ed Peresie, Venetia
"Your ex-boyfriend doesn't give up, does he?"
Chuck Ashby, Leechburg