Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.
CapCon 187 about the gymnastic-oriented diner resulted in some really close voting and difficult decisions among the judges. In a split decision, they ended up choosing a pun they deemed far superior to the usual such offerings. Click on second image above to see. All three of our winners this week captured awards for the first time, an inspiration to all caption contestants who believe they can come up with something spicy and special for CapCon 188.
Send up to three entries to firstname.lastname@example.org or mail to: Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222. Please include name and address and identify your municipality or city neighborhood. Deadline: July 16. Winners receive a PG umbrella. You'll need one again someday. We promise.
Winners of CapCon 187
"I think it's inexcusably rude for George to split just before the check comes."
Rick Reisner, Allentown, Pa.
"The food is good here, but it takes a little extra to get the attention of the wait staff."
Mark Conaway, Franklin Park
No one expected Bob's fond stories of his college cheerleading days to be demonstrated. Then he had a second glass of wine ...