Readers Forum: New slogans for the Garden Theatre marquee

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Pittsburgh's Urban Redevelopment Authority is looking for a catchy new slogan to go on the Garden Theatre, the former porn theater on the North Side.

The URA took over the building earlier this week and is marketing the theater and 11 other properties to spark a redevelopment of the Federal Street and North Avenue corridors. ( Read story)

Yesterday, crews removed the long-running, four-line ditty "ADULT ENTERTAINMENT, ALL NEW SHOW WED & SUN, OPEN 9 AM, CONTINUOUS ALL DAY" from the marquee.

We asked readers what slogan should go up now. Here are some of the responses.


Bye to Porn -- Garden is Reborn

Ron Steiner, Indiana (summer resident)


Out Of The Dirt, A New Garden Shall Grow

Peter Stockton (Born and raised on the North Side, now residing in the Washington D.C. area)


CLOTHING NO LONGER OPTIONAL

Mariann Tullius, Wexford


The new Garden ... come see what's blooming now!

Bob Mango (living in Atlanta, always from Pittsburgh!)


From POR-NO TO NO-PORN SINCE April 11

Mark Krochka, Volant Pa ... former resident of Pittsburgh while a Pitt student, and still a frequent driver past the Garden.


I think the marquee should post the previous owner's name, his address and home phone number - this way we can all "thank" him personally for holding out on the sale of the Garden. Something tells me he doesn't live in the Burgh.

Christian Ghirardi, Brighton Heights


Don't think about it, be about it!

William Pierson, Northside Resident


Coming Soon:
Gentrification!

David Simon, Pittsburgh, PA


Our long renovation nightmare is over -- bring on the new projects!

Mary E Koch, North Side


"We're bringing classy back!"

Michael Levenson, Oakmont, PA


The Garden: Not Just for Adults Anymore

Steve Zupcic, Edgewood


~~~~ R I P ~~~~
A new meaning for RIP
R --- rejoice
I --- It is finally gone
P --- Prize - A nice present for all of North Side

Audrey E. Faessel Bethel Park, Pa.


Site of the last tax paying market driven entity on these blocks! RIP

L.D.Taylor Perry Hilltop South


Coming Soon: ANYTHING else.

Jeffrey A. Kash, Perry Hilltop


Now Rated G.

Marshall Waddell, Mt. Lebanon


The Garden
Family-friendly entertainment since April 11.

Under New Management
Now you'll have to get your porn from the Internet like everyone else!

Patrick Kim, Howard, PA
Formerly of West View


NOW SHOWING
SIGNS OF LIFE
HOME SWEET HOME
WORLD PREMIERE COMING SOON

(a little schmaltzy, but it seems right)

Ray Pekich, Pittsburgh


"Welcome to the North Side, Pittsburgh's Entertainment Center"

DEB Wirth (former North Sider), Pittsburgh PA


I think the PURA should run a contest in which they choose a slogan or funny saying each week to appear on the marquee, open to Pittsburgh residents or all of Allegheny County. It could be a random choice or PURA could select it from all the week's entries (email?). This could keep the theatre in the news and help with marketing. If the marquee has 2 sides, one side could feature a selected permanent slogan and the other the rotating contest winner.

Vanessa Cox, Richland


The #1 Rule in Real Estate & Gardening: Location, Location, Location!

Jessica Graeser, Northside resident


ACT II: SOW THE SEEDS OF A NEW GARDEN

Robert Melton, Allegheny West



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