"When You Dish Upon a Star" (5:30 p.m. on FXX)
Homer Simpson cannot keep a secret. This pretty much underscores the foolishness of guest celebrities Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, Ron Howard and Brian Grazer, who entrust Homer with details of their rich-and-famous lifestyles. What (d'oh!) could possibly go wrong?
(This has been a Springfield Moment. The Post-Gazette will run one every day of the FXX "Every. Simpsons. Ever." marathon, which runs through Labor Day).